Mark Rober vs Dude Perfect- Ultimate Robot Battle
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00:00This is the most dangerous robot I've ever built.
00:03It's also the most massive,
00:04with the most destructive pair of hammer smashers,
00:07and the most menacing set of googly eyes,
00:09along with some other surprises,
00:10because I was challenged to a robot battle
00:12against five dudes I know.
00:14But this was hardly a fair fight,
00:15because it would be their five robots
00:17against just one of mine.
00:19And given that the only rule was there are no rules,
00:22as you might expect, things escalated very quickly
00:25with a few surprises.
00:26Is this the coolest thing I've ever seen?
00:27A good bit of danger.
00:29You gotta do what you gotta do.
00:31And a lot of carnage.
00:33Oh!
00:34And since the winner of the battle got free reign
00:35to completely redecorate the loser's headquarters,
00:38the trash talking commenced immediately.
00:40How are you guys feeling?
00:40If you get past Garrett, I'll be shocked.
00:43Wow.
00:44You don't even think I'll make it to the final round.
00:46Home team's gotta feel pretty good.
00:47I'm at about a two, to be honest with you.
00:49Take it!
00:50All right, gentlemen, I want a clean fight,
00:52I want to abide by the rules.
00:53There are no rules.
00:55Exactly.
00:56Let's battle some bots, what do you say?
00:57Let's do it.
00:58It was time for the dudes to lay eyes
00:59on what would be their undoing.
01:01Gentlemen, the cyber tank.
01:03Whoa!
01:04Whoa!
01:05Whoa!
01:05Whoa!
01:06Whoa!
01:07Whoa!
01:08Whoa!
01:09Wait, does this violate a rule?
01:11No, no, no it doesn't.
01:13Oh, right.
01:14So with the lack of rules fully established,
01:16it was time for the cyber tank to start mercilessly
01:18working your way up the dude chain,
01:20starting first with Cody.
01:22May I present to you, R2-D2!
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:28As we moved closely far, far away came the first challenger.
01:30Wait, I think there's a height issue.
01:32Is that as much as the door opens up?
01:35It doesn't fit.
01:36It's not, it's not.
01:37All right, hold on!
01:37Did you not think about the height restrictions, Codes?
01:39Guys, this is a bad start.
01:41We know, Mark!
01:42We're not as smart.
01:43Once we had the droid we were looking for.
01:45Enable taser!
01:46All right, Marky!
01:47Cody engaged both his taser system.
01:50Wow!
01:51And his squirt gun system.
01:52Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Oh!
01:56I attempted to short circuit my robot,
01:58but unfortunately for the dudes,
01:59the cyber tank's waterproof.
02:01Oh!
02:02Oh!
02:02But that mustache there, it's not just for decoration.
02:06Because what they didn't realize
02:07is that with a simple motorized retraction
02:09of a quarter inch steel cable,
02:10cyber tank's fashionable mustache doubled
02:12as a nine point razor sharp ramming bayonet.
02:15I promise this will be quick and painless.
02:17Hey!
02:18Mark!
02:19Ramming speed!
02:20Seriously, stop!
02:21You might want to take a look at what's inside R2.
02:24Do we have the live feed?
02:28That's in the robot?
02:29Yeah!
02:30You can't attack!
02:32You're all flat!
02:33While we did say no rules,
02:34turns out it was an oversight on my part,
02:36thinking the Geneva Convention still applied.
02:39Surrender!
02:39Do not risk a squirrel's innocent life!
02:42And so as my controller turned off.
02:43Dump your water.
02:44Okay, okay, okay.
02:45Cody over confidently decided to take a cheap shot.
02:47No, no, no!
02:48Oh!
02:49I'm sorry, I'm new at this!
02:50You missed!
02:51Which unfortunately exposed the inside
02:53of his empty robot.
02:54Wait!
02:55Which meant the live squirrel video feed
02:57was just a clever ruse.
02:59And nothing gets me more angry than getting clever rused.
03:02So I got back to work.
03:04No!
03:05Oh!
03:05Oh!
03:06He pork chopped me!
03:07Get away, get away, get away!
03:08Get away, run away, run away!
03:09Oh!
03:10And I didn't come home from work.
03:12I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Until there was no doubt.
03:17I'm cut in half!
03:18Oh!
03:19He's still alive!
03:19Who won round one?
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:22Here's to you!
03:23Your mistake was involving the squirrels!
03:25And with that resounding victory.
03:28We're taking it up a notch, brother!
03:30Hope you had fun with that one, Mark!
03:31It was time for my next victim.
03:33Welcome to round two, Mark!
03:35Here we go, boys!
03:37Two at once?
03:38Uh-oh!
03:39It was twin robots for the twins.
03:41One with laser-guided retractable harpoons
03:44and the other packing four angle grinders
03:46and an aerial assault drone.
03:47But I wasn't worried.
03:49You ready for this, boys?
03:49Three, two, one!
03:50No!
03:52Okay, this is kind of tricky to track both.
03:54We're not a trash can, Mark!
03:56That's rude.
03:57Get over here!
03:58I do not like his eyes on me!
03:59Brace yourself!
04:00Three, two, one!
04:01Fire!
04:02Oh!
04:03No!
04:04Harpoons!
04:05It seemed like their goal was to harpoon me,
04:07then wrap me up, then grind me down.
04:09Which made it the perfect time
04:11to introduce my countermeasure,
04:12known affectionately as the Warhammers.
04:15Powered by a pair of 24-volt DC motors,
04:17these babies are capable of independently delivering
04:20over 1,000 pounds of force
04:22to anything that dares oppose them.
04:24If they can easily rip through watermelons,
04:27smash up solid concrete,
04:29they would have no problem
04:30dealing with a set of pesky twin bots.
04:32Hey, stay away from those.
04:33Okay.
04:36Five!
04:37He can't reach me!
04:38Yeah!
04:39You are flirting with me!
04:40I'm five!
04:41Ah!
04:43Oh, don't flip it over!
04:44And while I focused on cornering twin one,
04:47twin two launched Operation Glitter Drone.
04:49What is that?
04:50It's a glitter bomb, Mark!
04:52Maybe you've heard of it!
04:52You've got me, you've got me!
04:53A glitter-infused black powder surprise
04:55designed to penetrate the cyber-tanks on their shell.
04:59Oh!
05:00Whoa!
05:01Take that!
05:02Whoa!
05:05Oh!
05:07How dare you!
05:08Ugly for me!
05:10I've got a plan for this.
05:11Say hello to my tassels!
05:15Oh, heads up, kid!
05:16Yeah!
05:17Ha ha ha!
05:19You might want to drive your car!
05:21Watch out, car!
05:22No!
05:26How was he prepared for that?
05:27Honestly, it was a lucky guess.
05:29When in fact, it was not a lucky guess.
05:31Because in keeping with the spirit of no rules,
05:33the week prior, I placed a drone in a servo-actuated box
05:36and then had a fake delivery driver
05:38deliver the fake package to Dude Perfect headquarters.
05:41So when they all went home for the day,
05:42a little aerial recon work made anticipating their plans
05:46and designing effective countermeasures
05:48like anti-drone tassels,
05:49powered by 424-volt leaf blowers,
05:51fairly straightforward.
05:52Ah!
05:53I was gonna say, the streamers were a nice touch,
05:55but they weren't.
05:56Why are y'all clapping for that?
05:57That was clever!
05:58Game-recognized game.
05:59That was nice.
06:00But I was done playing nice.
06:01Ah!
06:02I can't see!
06:03I can't see!
06:04Oh, heads up!
06:05This is bad!
06:06This is really bad!
06:07With the drone out of commission,
06:08I now had to face the harpoons.
06:10Help!
06:11Help!
06:11Mom!
06:12I'm going for the wheel!
06:13Which, unfortunately for me,
06:15Ah!
06:17Oh!
06:17Oh my God!
06:18Let's go!
06:19was now securely fixed in one of my tires.
06:22Now I'm angry!
06:24Here we go!
06:25Their plan was to wrap me up with the harpoon line
06:27and then incapacitate me Star Wars style
06:29so they could angle grind off my war hammers.
06:32Wrap, wrap!
06:33Let's go!
06:34Which is a brilliant tactic.
06:35Oh, it's a wrap!
06:38I don't think it's doing anything, Kobe.
06:40Unless you have even a basic seventh grade understanding
06:42of the rudimentary laws of physics.
06:45Oh!
06:46Because the relative mass of my cyber tank
06:48ensured the retracted harpoon line
06:50would just pull him closer to me.
06:51Ah!
06:52He's dragging me!
06:53Be perfectly in line with the war hammer.
06:56Ah!
06:59And while battling twin one,
07:01I noticed twin two appeared to have stalled out.
07:04So I readied the nine point mustache bayonet
07:06to finish the job.
07:07Let's go!
07:08Yeah!
07:09Oh!
07:11And that's exactly when I realized it was a trap.
07:13I'm stuck!
07:15And they had once again, clever rused me.
07:16Grind him!
07:17Because now that I couldn't move off the wall,
07:19I was a perfect sitting duck
07:20for the angle grinders to get to work.
07:23Oh yeah!
07:24No!
07:25But thankfully, overconfidence
07:26seemed to be the theme for the day.
07:28Grab it!
07:28Grab it!
07:29Grab it!
07:30Grab it!
07:31Grab it!
07:32Grab it!
07:33Grab it!
07:33I'll take the assist!
07:34Now that my war hammer arm was significantly weakened,
07:37my attempts to fight back
07:38Ah!
07:39Went to disastrous results.
07:41He broke the arm!
07:42Come on!
07:43And despite suddenly strongly surging against me,
07:46I was left with only one option.
07:47I was gonna save this for later,
07:49but I have no choice.
07:51Because pushing that button
07:52sends an RF signal that triggers a small DC motor on a cam
07:55that will then dispense copious amounts
07:57of glitter bomb fart spray.
07:58And if you place that whole contraption in a fake battery
08:00and then bribe a Dude Perfect team member
08:02to place it in the dude's driving box before the match,
08:05you suddenly make things much easier on yourself.
08:07You gotta do what you gotta do.
08:10Oh!
08:11Fart spray!
08:13That's bad!
08:14Ha!
08:14You're unbelievable!
08:16Mark, that's a dirty move!
08:17There's no rules.
08:19I can smell the fart spray from here.
08:21This is rough.
08:22And with no one left to stop me,
08:24the rest was pretty straightforward.
08:25Okay, I'm unstuck!
08:27Let's just get this guy right here
08:30for a nice conclusion to round two.
08:32It's hammer time.
08:35Yeah!
08:36How dare you come against me!
08:39You!
08:40Yeah!
08:44And that, folks, is round two.
08:46And so while the Febreze worked its magic
08:48and Sparky attended to the cleanup on Owl Twin,
08:50I challenged the dudes to a five-round,
08:52rapid-fire CrunchLabs toy face-off.
08:54This is nice, I get to beat you twice in one video.
08:56Wow!
08:57Starting first with our version
08:58of Rock'em Sock'em Robots, except it's squirrels,
09:01and we learn all about the power of hydraulics.
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:08Send him!
09:09That's one!
09:10Where the first to nine wins,
09:11but if you miss, they all reset
09:13using the engineering principle of levers.
09:15No!
09:16Too high!
09:17One more, one more!
09:18Get your mind right.
09:19Yeah!
09:21These are my toys!
09:22This is what we do for a living, though.
09:24Then it was on to airball,
09:25where the first to catapult their ball
09:26to get stuck in the airstream
09:27using the Coanda Effect wins.
09:29I bet Mark loses.
09:30First one into the air-
09:31Oh!
09:32Oh!
09:33There we go!
09:33That's three!
09:34Three!
09:35Yeah!
09:36Woo!
09:37Next!
09:38Then to a coin-spinner battle,
09:39where we explore the power of ratchets.
09:40Go!
09:41Come on, kill me!
09:43Yes!
09:43Oh!
09:44Two losses in one day.
09:46That's gotta hurt.
09:46Final battle!
09:47And finally, to the carnival duck shoot.
09:49Three, two, one, go!
09:50Where thankfully Cody distracted himself
09:52with a different target.
09:54Oh!
09:54Oh!
09:55There we go!
09:56Thank goodness for the three-point finale!
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10:06Now back in the arena,
10:07it was round three against the Purple Hoser himself.
10:10Let me see what you got, Gar!
10:12Purple Dozer!
10:14Purple Dozer!
10:15Purple Dozer!
10:17Oh!
10:19It appeared to be some kind of small purple bulldozer
10:22with two front-mounted nail guns and two in the rear,
10:24which to be honest, for their pen-ultimate robot,
10:27seemed a bit underwhelming.
10:29That is, until this happened.
10:32Oh!
10:32Oh!
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh!
10:35Oh!
10:36Oh!
10:37Oh!
10:38The flamethrower was melting my tires,
10:42warping my googly eyes,
10:46causing the structure to heat up to the point
10:48where it became weak and ductile,
10:53which is why it's always handy to equip your robot
10:55with a 10-pound bottle of liquid CO2 at 800 PSI,
10:58because when the cryogenic solenoid valve releases,
11:01fire will lose to ice every time.
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:06With the fire threat neutralized,
11:08now I just had to disable the nail guns.
11:10Oh!
11:11Oh, your nail gun!
11:12Nail gun down!
11:12That was one.
11:13Now the trick would be taking out the other three
11:15while at the same time-
11:17Get over there!
11:18There it is, there it is!
11:18Protecting my tires from the nails.
11:20Oh!
11:23That was two, but it cost me an arm.
11:25Nail gun!
11:26Nail gun!
11:27Oh no, nail guns!
11:29You stopped running from me!
11:30Number three was actually kind of easy.
11:32And at this point, with no arms left-
11:35Oh dude, you're bending it!
11:36I would have to rely on the cyber stash.
11:38Famous mustache, dude.
11:41And there was number four, mission accomplished.
11:44You got no flame, you got no nail guns.
11:46You got me, you got me.
11:48But this is where Gare threw me a curve ball.
11:51I have programmed a self-destruct button.
11:54Will you do me the honors of pressing it?
11:55Why wouldn't you just programmed it on your remote?
11:58I'm not smart, dude.
11:59Which was a solid point,
12:00and yet he was smart enough to know my Achilles heel.
12:03I'm nothing, if not a very curious individual.
12:06I can't not push the button.
12:07I know you can't!
12:08I can't help it!
12:10And so trading caution for curiosity,
12:12the cyber take mustered the final strength
12:14in what little remained of her crumpled ride-on.
12:20Maybe like three taps, Mark.
12:23Yeah, yeah!
12:24That's good.
12:25Oh!
12:26Oh!
12:27Oh!
12:27Oh!
12:28Oh!
12:29Oh!
12:30Oh!
12:31Oh!
12:32Yeah!
12:33I made it, I got him, bro!
12:36Got him with the button trick!
12:37Things were looking very bad for me at this point.
12:41This is all I got, man!
12:43I still wanna go!
12:43And with the cyber tank buried and bruised
12:46under an actual pool table.
12:48Oh, let's go!
12:49Yes!
12:50Tyler chose to kick a man while he's down.
12:52Yeah!
12:53Let's go, baby!
12:55Oh!
12:56Oh!
12:57The final bot not only wielded a 30-pound swinging ax
13:00that could easily turn the pool table into firewood.
13:03What's on the front of your thing?
13:04But the 63-pound slug of steel on the front.
13:07Watch this, boys!
13:08That's just gratuitous.
13:10Oh!
13:12Could achieve a max angular velocity of 4,500 RPMs.
13:16Dude, are we about to win this?
13:17Yeah, we are.
13:18This was very bad news.
13:20Bit by bit, the dude systematically
13:22ripped apart the cyber tank.
13:23Oh!
13:26Just like a greedy child ripping open a Christmas present.
13:29Oh!
13:30Wielding a giant ax.
13:31Oh!
13:33No!
13:34And with one final degrading parting shot.
13:37This is the end!
13:39They shaved her mustache.
13:41Her mustache!
13:42He's done it!
13:44Now, the celebratory confetti
13:46felt a bit premature and insulting.
13:48Really?
13:49Confetti?
13:50Given that the refs still hadn't given us the final call.
13:52We're not even engineers, Mark!
13:54You lost to a bunch of uneducated scrubs!
13:58How do you feel?
13:59Honestly, it's disappointing.
14:02I bet it is!
14:03Oh!
14:04It's disappointing.
14:04You guys actually thought I wouldn't have engineered
14:08a backup plan.
14:09Lights!
14:10What?
14:11Soundtrack!
14:12Trapdoor!
14:14No.
14:14What?
14:15Look at it lifting!
14:16Gentlemen, may I introduce you to...
14:20Trapdoor!
14:23Trapdoor!
14:25There's a bot in the bot?
14:27No!
14:29Oh!
14:33That's right.
14:34Inside the cyber tank, all along was my Trojan rat,
14:38saved for just such an occasion like this.
14:41What makes Fat Tails so special
14:43are those two unassuming prongs on the front.
14:46Because inside, there's a 16-pound flywheel
14:48that's spinning at 3,600 RPM.
14:50And when these two solenoids forces
14:52clutch against the flywheel,
14:53well, that then twists up this bundle of super strong cords,
14:56which makes them get shorter,
14:58which then actuates this rack and pinion,
15:00causing the nose of Fat Tail
15:01to raise with an incredible amount of force.
15:04The force is so great, in fact,
15:05it can launch a 250-pound payload 20 feet into the air.
15:10Oh!
15:12These anvils literally damage
15:14the solid wood beams on my ceiling.
15:17And if it could do that to a few 50-pound anvils...
15:19Fat Tails!
15:21Then just imagine what it could do
15:22to something built by dudes
15:23who make ping pong trick shots for a living.
15:26Oh!
15:27Oh, this is bad!
15:29Hey!
15:29Don't attack yet!
15:31We gotta reset!
15:32We gotta reset!
15:33Sparky, clear the arena!
15:35By the way, we signed a bunch of the busted robot pieces
15:38Sparky is cleaning up here,
15:39so go watch the video on Dude Perfect's channel
15:41to find out how you can get your hands on some of it.
15:43Okay, final match!
15:45Bring it, Rover!
15:46Mark, I need to know something.
15:47Is this the last robot?
15:49Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:50This was it.
15:51No more twists, no more turns.
15:54Better engage!
15:55Just pure carnage.
15:56Let's go!
15:58Come on, Ty.
15:59Yeah, baby, run the wheel!
16:00Let's go!
16:03That was quick.
16:04I'll do you a favor and spin you back over!
16:07Don't hurry.
16:13Oh, that's insane!
16:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
16:16Spin your wheel!
16:19Is it cool to see it all the same?
16:21Yes!
16:22I'm alive!
16:22Thank you!
16:23I'm alive!
16:24Thank you!
16:25I'm alive!
16:27Okay, okay!
16:30This is for the squad!
16:35I don't like this.
16:36I don't like that!
16:37You just need one good punch!
16:38Use your axe!
16:39I'm trying!
16:41Oh no!
16:42That was cool!
16:43That was cool!
16:44Oh no!
16:47That's for the confetti!
16:51It was time...
16:52I'm fine!
16:53I'm fine!
16:53No!
16:55To finish this...
16:56You're not fine!
16:58Let's go!
17:00With more of a engineering trick shot.
17:02Get on your wheels!
17:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
17:07Help!
17:07Help!
17:08Help!
17:09Get out!
17:10With the board cleared,
17:11Fat Tail was free to play with her lifeless prey
17:14to the dismay of the losers.
17:16No!
17:18Oh, you're still good, dude!
17:19Oh no!
17:20Don't hit my tail!
17:22One last throw couldn't hurt.
17:24Oh, oh!
17:29Or maybe it could.
17:31Hey guys!
17:32I think we lost!
17:34This is our white flag!
17:36We throw it!
17:37I almost died,
17:37and you can see we legitimately destroyed
17:39the walls of their actual building.
17:41That's a TKO.
17:42Harcrow, the robot battle champion!
17:45Your reputation was on the line.
17:46I think, uh...
17:47No one thing left!
17:48We still gotta do that?
17:49Boys better get to work.
17:51Hey, get in there nice and deep, like.
17:53We're trying.
17:54Hey fellas!
17:55You're missing a spot!
17:56We're doing our best, Mark!
17:58We're not painters!
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