Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Pooping Ever Again
relatable through the decades, Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Pooping Ever Again encapsulates the shock and frustration when being disturbed during Throne Time. Written and performed by Roadapple Ronnie and the Commodes
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Transcript
00:00I thought I was alone in my happy little home, sitting all alone on my cozy little throne,
00:20catching up on the news and texting all my friends, cause pooping time is sacred when
00:27the work day ends. As I was sitting there, heard you running up the stairs, you blasted
00:35through the door without a thought or care, that stupid look upon your face as you were
00:42standing there. I just can't bring myself to shit as you smile and stare. Well don't
00:49you interrupt me while I'm pooping. Keep on knocking but I'll never let you in. And I
00:58swear that the next time will surely be the last time that you'll ever catch me pooping,
01:05my friend, that you'll ever catch me pooping again. When you walked right in, it gave me
01:22such a shock. Inconsiderate and selfish, you didn't even knock. I could have been picking
01:30my nose or inspecting my cock. I came in here to shit and think not to sit around and talk. Well
01:38you ain't barged right in with that stupid little grin. I was halfway through a long turd when the
01:46troubles began. You scared me and I clenched it off, I really felt it then. The last half of the
01:54log broke off and sucked back in again. Well don't you interrupt me while I'm pooping. Keep
02:02on knocking but I'll never let you in. And I swear that the next time will surely be the last time
02:11that you'll ever catch me pooping, my friend, that you'll ever catch me pooping again. You're just
02:21lucky I can't reach you, cuz otherwise I'd teach you why you never get too close to a pooping man.
02:28No, no, no, never get too close to a pooping man. You might think the worst is over but your
02:44problems just began. I'm plopped down on this here toilet, plotting my revenge. Sure as hell
02:52won't forget this nor can I forgive. Make damn sure you regret this day as long as you live.
03:00Well you might be laughing now but I know just what I'll do. I'll bide my time and wait for you
03:08to go and take a poop. I'll pull the fucking Wi-Fi and turn the lights off too so you can't even read
03:16labels on the bottles of shampoo. Well don't you interrupt me while I'm pooping. Keep on knocking
03:25but I'll never let you in. And I swear that the next time will surely be the last time that you'll
03:34ever catch me pooping, my friend. No, you'll never catch me pooping again. No, you'll never catch me
03:44pooping again.