Going Down At The Buffet On Route 69

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first dates are always awkward, why not take her somewhere truly satisfying?
written and performed by The Lickety Splits

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Transcript
00:00Oh, Lord, a place that always has a seat When you're hungry and you need a place to eat
00:11Well, you might be feeling doubtful But they got sausage by the mouthful
00:16So stuff your face till you're passed out in the street
00:20Well, my darling, you're looking mighty fine So come with me and have a real good time
00:30We'll be slurping and a-humming Now everybody's coming
00:35To the buffet down on Route 69
00:38We're going down, we're going down Spreading that word of mouth to everyone in town
00:48So if you're good looking, let's go see what they're cooking
00:54At the buffet down on Route 69
00:59Well, you might see me going down there twice a week
01:03Cause the clams are all you can eat
01:07And if you've got the patience You can even eat the waitress
01:13I can stay at home, but eating out's so sweet
01:17Well, they only got one rule at any time
01:22No spitting allowed and you'll be fine
01:26So if you want to taste the flavors Better mind your behavior
01:31At the buffet down on Route 69
01:35We're going down, we're going down Spreading that word of mouth to everyone in town
01:45So if you're good looking, let's go see what they're cooking
01:50At the buffet down on Route 69
01:54Oh, oh, oh, oh
02:04Well, just leave all your loneliness at home
02:09Cause when you're there you'll never dine alone
02:13I can see your hesitation But we don't need no reservations
02:19For the finest feast the world has ever known
02:23So come on down and give this place a try
02:27Cause we won't even have to wait in line
02:32And if you ain't a hassle I'll even eat your asshole
02:38At the buffet down on Route 69
02:41We're going down, we're going down Spreading that word of mouth to everyone in town
02:52So if you're good looking, let's go see what they're cooking
02:57At the buffet down on Route 69
03:00Oh, oh, oh, oh

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