Thieves of Fortune | Full Movie | Michael MacCarthy | Michael Nouri, Lee Van Cleef, Shawn Weatherly

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THIEVES OF FORTUNE
| Parody, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama | 1990 |

Plot:
In this action-packed romantic adventure story, a beautiful woman must perform feats of bravery in order to inherit a $28 million fortune and win the man she loves. Lots of stunts featuring planes, motorcycles, cliff diving, alligator wrestling and gun battles.

Crew:

• Directed by: Michael MacCarthy
• Written by: Michael MacCarthy, Michael MacCarthy, Sheldon Keller
• Starring: Michael Nouri, Lee Van Cleef, Shawn Weatherly, Craig Gardner, Liz Torres
• Produced by: Edgar Bold
• Music by: Barry Bekker, Mark Holland, Colin Shapiro
• Cinematography: James Robb
• Edited by: David Campling

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Transcript

00:00:00You

00:00:30I

00:01:00Oh

00:01:22Miguel you're late

00:01:30Yourself a drink

00:02:00Oh

00:02:30Oh

00:03:00Oh

00:03:13Lion can breathe for himself

00:03:15Miguel or the one but Patron a doctor say screw the doctor

00:03:21That man's trying to kill me. Okay, Marisa. No wine

00:03:25No dancing

00:03:27No women

00:03:30Your heart I know my heart is sick sick in love with you

00:03:38Now you're in this you're supposed to make me well

00:03:44Muchachos something lively

00:04:00Oh

00:04:15It is the heart

00:04:30Oh, please I am the nurse

00:05:00Oh

00:05:07Yes

00:05:08Padre Nuestro

00:05:10Do no let the Patron die until he has settled the matter of the ranchero and the 28 million dollars

00:05:30Marisa was it good for you, too?

00:06:01Oh, thank you Coxton, it's Moxton, sir

00:06:13To the king

00:06:14With respect sir. Nigel. I think you mean to the Queen

00:06:18The Queen yes, sir. Nigel Queen Elizabeth the second

00:06:22That's my soul. Are you sure?

00:06:24You know, I'm sure I read somewhere the Charles had become no sir Nigel

00:06:30I think what you read is that he would like to become oh

00:06:33Yes, that must have been it. Well, then

00:06:37to the Queen

00:06:45So Nigel Wolfram's chambers back there speaking kindly informs a night

00:06:50It's Sergio Daniello Christophoro wishes to speak with

00:06:55It's a Sergio Daniello Christophoro feels a Nigel

00:07:12Who's calling

00:07:14But an answer to your question I am dying

00:07:19Nigel

00:07:21Forgive me if I cut short the pleasantries, but I wish for you to tell me about these two relations

00:07:29Now let me begin

00:07:31with Henry Horatio

00:07:33Christopher known as HH

00:07:36It's 28 years of age. He's a defrocked stockbroker an embezzler

00:07:43Compulsive gambler a womanizer those I fear are some of his better qualities as treasurer

00:07:49You forged our signatures and removed almost the entire assets of our beloved Club

00:07:58$450,000

00:07:59Give me one day

00:08:01And I'll give you my word your least valuable asset my dear fellow

00:08:05Fortunately, we have found someone who has agreed to recover our money on a contingency basis a man called

00:08:11Nuncio

00:08:16Nuncio I see you're familiar with the gentleman. Goodbye, sir

00:08:28Oh, mr. Christopher, yes, may we have our ashtray, please?

00:08:40I

00:08:44Can't imagine how it got here

00:08:48Well, I must say Sergio he sounds like a perfect bounder, yeah, perhaps but he's a survivor

00:08:56Yes quite. Oh

00:09:00Your second day up is Peter Christopher age 24

00:09:04Yes raised on a ranch in Arizona flies for a small crop spray company

00:09:10I

00:09:15Gentlemen this went for 8,000 brand-new. It's five off

00:09:23Like this, mr. Christopher ma'am ain't you I blame mr. Haynes

00:09:40Oh

00:10:04I'm gonna get that guy

00:10:11Well, mr. Sutherland the Christopher's have been on this land for a hundred nine years

00:10:16That's why we've been carrying you all these years, but there's just too many folks like you now. I

00:10:22Hope you enjoyed yourself. Come on lady. That would do I punched you right in the mouth

00:10:28You're a girl

00:10:31But Peter what kind of name is that for a girl

00:10:35Come on let's go

00:10:40You gave me that horse when I was 10

00:10:43There's got to be something else we can do here. I'm afraid not Peter. You're just gonna have to handle it like a man

00:10:52He doesn't mean it can you believe this he's blaming me for the ranch he's just upset

00:11:01Only way I'll ever please him is when I went to piss standing up

00:11:10Oh

00:11:41So Patron he has finally forgiven me

00:11:48No police he still blames you for Julio killing his head

00:11:54He has not forgiven show

00:11:59The wire sugar

00:12:01And Patron

00:12:04He's dying

00:12:07See could happen any moment

00:12:10It is his wish that his fortune should go to someone of his blood

00:12:14But he has no one see

00:12:17The lawyer has discovered two relatives living in America. So Patron died before he miss him

00:12:23He won't shoot to decide which is the best man

00:12:28The final torture

00:12:33When you starving beggar to give away the feast no always it is not like that

00:12:39He loves you like his own son you are the only man in the world he would trust for something of such importance

00:12:47Please always please

00:12:50Come

00:12:53You go

00:12:58I will come

00:13:00If only to see Patron ask me to do him a service

00:13:05Gracias

00:13:36That's stupid

00:13:39Quite so fast

00:13:40They're dancing

00:13:42But my Patron he's fading very very fast unless I get there before he dies. He would kill me

00:13:48Oh

00:14:02Bollas de Toro bolas de Toro shit balls of the bull

00:14:18I

00:14:30Will not decide this something wrong with the wording sir Nigel, would you read us your copy, please?

00:14:38For the task of adjudicating which of my two aspirin tears is the fittest to inherit my fortune

00:14:46Valued at 28 million dollars. I

00:14:49Sergio Gianiello Christophoro agreed to pay Juan Luis Ferreira the sum of 100,000 ostrich

00:14:57Seems perfectly in order and it seems to me that for a poor boy from the compost. That's some example

00:15:05Con permiso, Patron

00:15:07I am flattered

00:15:09At least you do not offer me dirty pieces of silver

00:15:14All right, then

00:15:17200,000

00:15:19There is not enough riches in all of Argentina for you to make me assign this well Bravo Bravo

00:15:28But every man has his price

00:15:31What's yours?

00:15:34Your forgiveness Patron never

00:15:38Not even God himself would punish me the way that you have please Pat on your heart

00:15:46For 15 years, I have asked this cross of guilt is crushing me

00:15:53Only you can lift it

00:15:59Please

00:16:04I beg you

00:16:07You

00:16:09Drive a hard bargain

00:16:28To forgiveness and the reconciliation

00:16:37Oh

00:16:39Oh

00:16:41Oh

00:17:06It's his heart see it is a king of the heart

00:17:11Robbie don't

00:17:24Everybody out

00:17:29She is the nurse house

00:17:41Oh

00:17:44Is it not a miracle 82 years old and still on a stallion

00:17:50Sylvester stallion

00:18:08He's gone

00:18:11Oh

00:18:20You have my word Patron your fortune will go to the best man

00:18:29You can rest in peace

00:18:41I

00:18:57Beg your pardon I assure you mr. Nuncio my HH is a good boy. It was an Eagle Scout

00:19:05You'll get every penny of your money. I promise you so why break his legs

00:19:10Would you consider a good scolding

00:19:13Madam, I am mr. Forstman of the law firm of Forsman and Gortshaw. I

00:19:18Wish to speak to Henry Horatio Christopher

00:19:24Your son is a very lucky young man mrs. Christopher a

00:19:27Distant uncle of his one Sergio Cristoforo has just died and left a fortune of over 28 million dollars

00:19:36Henry Horatio Christopher

00:19:40I

00:19:42Hear

00:19:4428 million dollars you ought to present yourself at the camp of commandant Juan Luis Ferreira and may the best man win

00:19:53You don't happen to have 450,000 on you do you

00:20:09You

00:20:20Bastard inside mother you will become heir to a fortune of 28 million dollars

00:20:33Did you say 28 million dollars affirmative

00:20:39Oh

00:20:42Get ready to take that for sale sign down wait for the punchline Peter

00:20:46Here is your ticket expense money instructions. Good luck young fellow and made the best man win

00:20:53May the best man win

00:21:01Hey dad, that's the way you want it

00:21:09I

00:21:31Demand that this idiot be arrested for driving without a brain

00:21:35Send your sentinels to airs delivered safe and a sound Henry Horatio Peter Christopher

00:21:44Peter hey

00:21:48May I present George George come on Dante Juan Luis, Argentina

00:21:56Your commandante Ferreira

00:21:59I'm so thrilled to meet you forget about the Henry Horatio. My friends call me HH

00:22:04Peter Christopher, huh?

00:22:14Gentlemen

00:22:16You are here to compete in a contest for

00:22:2028 million dollars I

00:22:22Am here to judge which of you is the better man. Please note. I say the better man not the friendliest

00:22:31Not the most charming man

00:22:34I am looking for the man who is most like a throne

00:22:40So, please spare me this is stupid money gone as kissing hushes

00:22:47complain

00:22:50As long as you spare us any more of your long ball aching speeches

00:22:56We have a saying here

00:22:59You fuck with the bull

00:23:01You also take the horns

00:23:06Thomas it will be dark soon and where we are going. There are no runway lights

00:23:13Commandante, hey, excuse me

00:23:16Why didn't you meet us at a be Aziza International Airport?

00:23:20She's a very good question

00:23:22Because the stupid pendejos would not give me permission. You know why?

00:23:27Because they say my beautiful baby here

00:23:31She's not airworthy

00:23:33ha

00:23:34Can you imagine that?

00:23:40Do not worry HH he's making the shock. Oh

00:23:49I think

00:23:51You

00:24:00Should I leave my leg? Yeah, I've done a little the taker sure

00:24:18Got her

00:24:22275

00:24:27Presses

00:24:30She handles a lot better than she looks like most women

00:24:34Depends on how you treat her. This is stop is not bad. It's not Kanye, but I could get to like it. Hey wait

00:24:51Oh

00:25:15All right, what a beginner gonna make it

00:25:21First time for everything to my favorite pilots

00:25:42He made it hide

00:25:44Quick

00:25:49Hit me and get the hell out of here papirana you my friend eat me you big bag of shit

00:26:02Loco

00:26:06Gentlemen

00:26:08Oh to survival and to our gal and call that a Ferreira

00:26:21Think I found the problem you line

00:26:28Mierda

00:26:30All I need is a burst fuel pipe

00:26:33Where the hell am I going to find new parts for all antique like this?

00:26:38I wouldn't say it busted. I'd say it was cut

00:26:43Hoodie

00:26:59Rania

00:27:08Oh

00:27:17Piranha

00:27:19What the hell is going on here I do not know Senor I

00:27:24hear a noise I

00:27:26Come in here, and that is the last thing I remember

00:27:30I

00:27:32Suppose you know nothing about the fuel pipe here in fact. I do not understand Senor

00:27:44Bullshit looks like you've got something somebody wants real bad

00:27:47Wouldn't you say coming down? This is short. Thanks for giving you a job

00:27:52But they are key

00:27:54I need the work. I have a wife and sees me

00:28:00Wait can't you see the man is hurt

00:28:03Sure

00:28:05Do not ever dare to interfere with me again

00:28:11Brandy

00:28:17You

00:28:21Can I stay for now

00:28:23As

00:28:27For you I suggest that you saves your bleeding heart was your first test tomorrow

00:28:53Oh

00:29:09This is a barbaric time for breakfast

00:29:13I'm starving must be the country air

00:29:17Sure

00:29:19Sure

00:29:21Listen

00:29:23Nothing fancy just a couple of poached eggs some kippers hash browns is your orange juice fresh squeezed. Yeah

00:29:32She was something to eat, please

00:29:36Kill it you're a fun guy. She has no idea the fun. You are going to have the next three days

00:29:42If she can survive

00:29:45Patron was nothing. It's not a survivor. Therefore your first test is one of survival

00:29:50You have a pistola a map and a machete

00:29:54Up there three different places are three a silver is worse

00:29:59Demanded returns by sundown the most spurious wins

00:30:05What are the rules

00:30:08The rules

00:30:11There are no rules when I swept it, ah one thing watch out for what are your snakes?

00:30:20Okay, well Louise does to

00:30:28Crack me up every time

00:30:41Oh

00:30:47Mr. McGeegan has your first sperm

00:31:10Oh

00:31:40I

00:31:47Get to it

00:31:58Okay, Peter you ever need a ball

00:32:10Oh

00:32:32Amigo

00:32:36Where am I?

00:32:41Oh

00:32:43Listen you

00:32:46You go some Pula

00:32:49some Pula

00:32:53Hi, I go some Pula I

00:32:57Go some Pula

00:33:01Me mother me mother she she's a she'll more than a more than from the box

00:33:11Some Pula

00:33:27Almost Miguel

00:33:40What a dump

00:34:01These tables reserved

00:34:03You

00:34:09Speak English

00:34:12One thick fillet medium-rare and

00:34:16Bottle your best Bordeaux

00:34:18Philly

00:34:20Medium rare

00:34:24By the way, you know where I can find a guy called McGeegan

00:34:27I

00:34:32McGeegan

00:34:34Who wants to know?

00:34:36spur McGeegan I

00:34:38spur McGeegan

00:34:41Commandante Ferreira told me to collect the silver spur

00:34:50He said that did he

00:34:53And

00:34:55Exactly, how do you plan on doing that laddie?

00:35:00I'm quite prepared to pay for it. Ha he's quite prepared to pay for it

00:35:07Well, it's no for sale fine, yeah, no problem I'll tell the commandante

00:35:17Garnet

00:35:19Fillet medium rare

00:35:33Of course the commandant's not gonna like it

00:35:36Manuel a weed trap. He said either I bring it back or

00:35:42It's gonna send somebody over to beat the shit out of you

00:35:49And here's his man right here

00:36:19Oh

00:36:49Sorry cuz I gotta run 28 million I gotta

00:36:59Is it okay if I get a lift with you as far as LDN Taylor dragon

00:37:03Who the check-ins juice?

00:37:05Frankfurt, it's a little boy. Yeah, I'm not doing that way

00:37:08You are now

00:37:10I

00:37:18Believe

00:37:24Thank you, isn't it a little unfair for you to do that I

00:37:33Think you have proved your point

00:37:38Gracias Thomas poor

00:37:41One Louise

00:37:56Thanks anyway, thanks a lot

00:38:11Hey

00:38:26You are some gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I lose that man. She has really got some balls

00:38:41I

00:38:53Wait

00:38:58Hey

00:38:59bit of kocha

00:39:01the ancient god of fertility

00:39:03You know archaeology prop and that is my calling. Yes. Hey and this little baby

00:39:09Zipa totek. I

00:39:13See you have some knowledge of the subject sir

00:39:19These are just cheap fakes professor exactly what I mean to find the originals

00:39:28Yes, I mean to find

00:39:32I

00:39:43Lonely out here, isn't it?

00:39:53I need to get to the tooth the dragon. You know what it is

00:40:03I'm a dog deal dragon

00:40:05You want to get to the truth of the dragon? Do you yeah?

00:40:10What's it worth to you?

00:40:13Here here sake oh see

00:40:18500 bucks

00:40:22What do you say

00:40:30Okay, get in

00:40:33I say

00:40:50Can't this thing go any faster

00:40:54HH

00:40:56That's right, what's it worth to you? That's a fair argument

00:41:26Oh

00:41:35Speed up this thing

00:41:56You asshole

00:42:27I

00:42:42Don't believe it

00:42:57Oh

00:43:14Tell me I don't know how to swim

00:43:26I

00:43:31The tooth of the dragon

00:43:56Oh

00:44:26Oh

00:44:56I

00:45:07Think he has figured it out. It's not just a pretty face

00:45:26Oh

00:45:53Peter Kristoffer Salud

00:45:57Oh

00:46:10You know, this is crazy us talking ourselves out like this

00:46:14Why don't you just hand over that little spur then we don't have to bother with the third leg

00:46:19You scumbag

00:46:22You want it fetch it

00:46:27Oh

00:46:32It's okay you can keep the spur

00:46:36You want it fair and square?

00:46:38Then get me off this goddamn mountain

00:46:41Remember blood is thicker than water cuz

00:46:45Cuz

00:46:49Peter

00:46:57I hear you. You can't leave me like this

00:47:02Sorry cuz I got a dash there's a little matter of 28 million dollars I gotta attend to

00:47:12Yeah

00:47:20Sweet mother Mary

00:47:23I swear

00:47:25I'll never

00:47:42Amen

00:47:50Great come on

00:47:56I

00:48:03Think you told me to be a lover not a fighter, but it's now or never

00:48:25I

00:48:55I

00:49:01This should be interesting

00:49:20The jupiter

00:49:26Believe anything that this guy does

00:49:39Come on

00:49:55We know

00:50:25I don't give it my heart

00:50:32Well done cuz you're one hell of a competitor

00:50:38They modest

00:50:44One Louise just saved my life

00:50:55Thanks

00:50:58I was

00:51:02Just doing my job

00:51:05When do job and put two spurs next to the name of Peter Christopher

00:51:13My god, where is it? I just had in here looking for something cuz

00:51:20You cheated you know the only rule

00:51:22No rules

00:51:40Yes, yes

00:51:44What is the matter too warm to a sleep

00:51:48Hey

00:51:50Forgive me come and Dante I

00:51:52It could not help myself. It is the curiosity of a poor man as you found something interesting

00:51:59Lassie

00:52:00Nothing, but air come on Dante. It is the story of my life and that air beneath your foot

00:52:08Yes

00:52:11They say nothing but some old tobacco come on Dante

00:52:15I

00:52:16See for yourself

00:52:20Somebody still very

00:52:24Top the back

00:52:26Stop it

00:52:28Put your hands above your head

00:52:35Say hello to Dios for me. Yeah

00:52:39Yeah

00:52:41Even you would not kill a man without giving him a chance to say a final prayer be very quick come on Dante very quick

00:53:06I'm gonna kill you

00:53:09I

00:53:11I

00:53:13I

00:53:37Say no to each other you say hello to God for me

00:53:44Yes

00:53:53Well Louise

00:54:08What'd you sing in the church choir cuz soprano

00:54:13I

00:54:32Listen expect

00:54:35Ah

00:54:38That's the band Guterres we meet again

00:54:42inspector

00:54:44Did you know this man

00:54:46See for a long time a very lucky man come and Dante

00:54:51He's

00:54:52Was a very dangerous hombre

00:54:56Now what about these drugs you talk about?

00:54:59I'll uh, I'll go get them inspector

00:55:02Inspector don't you want to ask for a sworn statement or anything? What for you want to know what happened?

00:55:10Out here in the jungle senior there are many copa Rocha

00:55:15We more stupid or to get excited every time one of them was to do

00:55:24It's a grade-a snow inspector, I'll be the judge of that

00:55:31I

00:55:40Don't well

00:55:42That all of it. Hey looks that way inspector. I was just this one to crack

00:55:48these Indians

00:55:50Got dirty dirty minds

00:55:52Don't

00:55:56Don't touch them

00:56:00There's solid opal

00:56:07There's nothing inside except

00:56:09opal I

00:56:11Guess you're right

00:56:13Keep them. I'm not as turned on by pornography as you obviously are senior

00:56:22I

00:56:34Can't promise but I will make a strong recommendation that you get a reward for this. Gracias in a specter

00:56:43Vamos

00:56:45Muchos gracias

00:56:48Who the hell does you think you are with this cocaine as it happens, I am a student of Aztec art

00:56:54These guys represent Zipa Totec and Peter Kocha. They're ancient gods of fertility and virility

00:57:03Vamos

00:57:15Okay, it's safe you can come out now

00:57:31It's time for your next test great what are we gonna do watch you shower your horses?

00:57:37It lasts 12 hours very hard on the nerves for us all so

00:57:43I have planned a little surprise

00:57:47Something I think

00:57:50She will find

00:57:53Very relaxing

00:57:56Hey Miguel, see very very relaxing

00:58:12Oh

00:58:40Let me guess this must be

00:58:42Oh

00:58:43When of one leaves who is this gorgeous stranger? You have a name handsome Peter Peter?

00:58:56Bienvenido to big Rossa's Peter. Oh, baby. I hope you're gonna be this stiff in bed

00:59:04Big Rosa never killed anybody yeah

00:59:12Oh

00:59:36Yes

00:59:37Damasi Caballeros

00:59:39That's young for the war

00:59:40No doubt you have heard of the contest

00:59:43Between Peter Christopher over here in his sombrero and his cousin is standing next to him Henry Horacio Christopher

00:59:51for the small sum of

00:59:5428 million dollars you

01:00:01Right here

01:00:03It's the second part of this contest

01:00:05Perhaps the most important part of this contest a

01:00:11test

01:00:12virility

01:00:15The very manhood of these two hombres and now allow me to present our two judges first the gorgeous

01:00:24Isabella the bona fina a stand-up

01:00:35Personal favorite Rosalinda Marta conception erection without the exception

01:00:44Better on to one and all as big Rossa

01:00:55Coming to my courtroom any time

01:00:58I'm

01:01:02Gonna score anywhere between zero

01:01:14By the end of tonight one of these papers is going to be

01:01:29Let's not spoil this miracle, let's dance you want to dance

01:01:50And then my handy little Estalian we took a riding together

01:01:58Oh

01:02:28I

01:02:33Louise don't they make a beautiful couple

01:02:44Give me a goddamn drink

01:02:58I

01:03:04Just go riding together now

01:03:06We can get either

01:03:08Remember when you go riding you you got a trot before you can or to get ready for the final glorious gallop

01:03:15With the countering I'm ready

01:03:21It's time for the test now and may the best hombre win

01:03:28I

01:03:30I

01:03:33Look I love

01:03:55Oh, I I have a bad back

01:04:02I

01:04:15See a leg like you see now

01:04:21No, but it may be my last

01:04:25You like the chair

01:04:32Oh

01:04:39God forgive me for what I am

01:04:53I got me how he does good work

01:05:02Like don't point those things they may go off

01:05:17Yes, I know yes, you are a virgin

01:05:28You are

01:05:32Woman

01:05:37One hundred to one of the bearded one

01:05:41All my life I

01:05:43Have been excuse me, but they

01:05:47very horny with women I

01:05:50Could never get enough

01:05:52I

01:05:57Find myself

01:06:01Having this

01:06:03Very strong feelings for a

01:06:13Man

01:06:16Yes, please go on much hot you

01:06:20My friend the assumption that he saved me from this crazy world

01:06:32She touched me

01:06:34Oh

01:06:47Last Thomas have had a very hard

01:06:53We hope

01:06:56Rosa Isabella

01:06:59Sure decision is going to affect the rest of the lives is to hombres

01:07:04I want you to think very carefully before you decide

01:07:09Isabella and in the score from one to three

01:07:12How do you score Henry Horatio? I guess he was nervous and happen sometimes

01:07:24He must have gotten a hard

01:07:28Rosa the score from one two, three, how would you score Peter Christopher?

01:07:40I rate Peter Christopher

01:07:58I

01:08:16Please be gentle

01:08:18I

01:08:26See that you two are still having a very good time together see

01:08:32This test is over it's time to go home

01:08:39And back to camp

01:08:48Oh

01:09:18Oh

01:09:20Oh

01:09:22Oh

01:09:47Forgive the mistake of poor innocent man

01:09:53I swear this

01:10:04Oh, that's you I

01:10:09Say nothing

01:10:12Good I

01:10:14promised

01:10:16You promised what?

01:10:18Never to tell you of my operation

01:10:23I

01:10:25Believe you

01:10:27What the hell is you talking about?

01:10:30tonight I

01:10:32Saw the Diablo his self

01:10:36Well, you can hit me beat me

01:10:39Burn the sores of my feet should we not get a word out of me and they go to a sleep

01:10:53The body of a beautiful woman

01:10:59John firm body any of us would kill for

01:11:05I say nothing not a word nada. Thanks God

01:11:20And she turned around

01:11:23And I saw her face

01:11:27One Luis

01:11:30That face

01:11:33It was like looking at all the nightmares of the world

01:11:38The eyes were living hot course

01:11:41The teeth were a sharper than one who is knife

01:11:46But more

01:11:49Hideous

01:11:51It was the face of a bearded man

01:11:57Please do not force me to say one more word. I

01:12:01Will not tell you

01:12:05But it was the twisted

01:12:08Tortured

01:12:10Face

01:12:13Of Peter Christopher

01:12:21I

01:12:27Said nothing. I told you my lips are sealed

01:12:51I

01:12:59Say nothing

01:13:15Gentlemen this is your final test. Whoever wins this wins the entire 28 million dollars

01:13:21Then what happens?

01:13:23Who cares?

01:13:25After this you are out of here

01:13:29You're out of my life for good

01:13:32This is all you need for the test

01:13:36Where one crow behind a true pole flies there waits a man with fiery eyes

01:13:41Follow his gaze at the stroke of three and gather the fruit of the Eden tree

01:13:46Only he that remains innocent and wise shall return safe here to claim his prize. I remember what the hell does it mean?

01:13:51That is for me to know if we should to find out

01:13:55It's a little test of your

01:13:57intellect

01:13:58As your character. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah me the best man win and all that. I

01:14:05Mean that is what the will says, isn't it? Yeah, what of it?

01:14:11Nothing

01:14:15The

01:14:20One crow behind a true pole flies

01:14:24To Paul to Paul's live in Poland. Oh Jesus at this rate. I'm gonna end up in the North Pole

01:14:45Lead on dear cuz

01:15:15Oh

01:15:30The one crow flies one nautical mile, it's gotta be right here somewhere

01:15:43The man with the fiery eyes

01:15:46Oh

01:15:50Follow his gate

01:15:54Gaze

01:15:56And gather the fruit of the Eden tree

01:16:00Okay, this must be the Eden tree the Eden tree I do believe

01:16:04You'd make such a wonderful homing pigeon cuz

01:16:08Bitch, you've been following me the whole time. Haven't you? Why not? There's uh, nothing in the rules against it

01:16:16I wouldn't eat that if I were you. Hmm. Why not?

01:16:20the riddle

01:16:21Hallucination you believe in riddles

01:16:26Going somewhere I

01:16:30Want you to give me a five-minute head start see I think it's so much nicer if I beat you fair and square Peter

01:16:35or

01:16:37Should I say Petra?

01:16:39You really are a bastard aren't you language my lady?

01:16:42What are you blind or what are you talking about? They're just vines

01:17:03Mother

01:17:12Yeah

01:17:42Ah

01:17:58What time is it now

01:18:03I'm

01:18:05see

01:18:07We get something is happening

01:18:10Vamos

01:18:36My god, I'm still dreaming

01:18:38God I wish you were a change

01:19:09I

01:19:18Just

01:19:38I

01:19:45Think anybody had a good Thomas

01:19:48What that means

01:19:51Hi Louise, okay the signs point this way

01:20:09Oh

01:20:17That's that was so sick, yeah, he wants to know what will cause this great death

01:20:24Tell him I will I mighty Zeus God of all gods master of the universe

01:20:32Tell him get a leave early the only episode

01:20:38He

01:20:43Says for you to prove it. All right, but first bring him ashore. Yeah. Oh my god, but I'll talk forget the guy

01:20:56Gently

01:21:08Thank you, thank you

01:21:13Great going cuz

01:21:16You talked yourself into this one now, let's see you talk yourself out. Shut up a change. Come over here. Get me out of here

01:21:25Tell him it's a simple demonstration of my powers

01:21:27I will now transform myself into a woman right before his very eyes the appeal was a silly love for your hombre

01:21:39I

01:21:47Think you've got your nerve cuz a striptease that cost you 28 million bucks

01:21:54Still it has saved your ass pretty one, too

01:22:04Yo mighty Zeus

01:22:09Back all of you look at me and tremble. All right, HH get the clothes and make a run for it

01:22:18There is a chase who the hell is that woman he was coming, right

01:22:26We're leaving now you tell the chief if he tries to stop us or follow us

01:22:30I'll turn him into a big pile of fucking snake shit

01:22:35There is only one person in the world

01:22:39How does that

01:22:47Be the fucking Christopher

01:22:54That lady she really has balls I take the holy mother that is what then she does not have

01:23:08I

01:23:16Okay, you are safe it is I Juan Luis

01:23:19You bastard

01:23:22To say Juan Luis gracias for saving my life. You've been watching me the whole time haven't you?

01:23:31And you call yourself an officer and a gentleman Oh

01:23:38Oh

01:23:47Go go go go

01:23:55Signorita Christopher I

01:23:58Commandante Juan Luis Argentino Ferreira wish to offer my sincerest apologies for the incident which happened just now I

01:24:05Swear on the name of my mother. It was not my intention to

01:24:11This honor you

01:24:13However at the time I

01:24:17Was not aware that I was looking at a woman who was a man I

01:24:22mean a man always

01:24:25Say Argentina Ferreira. I love you, too

01:24:34See

01:24:37Shut up, yes, let's get the hell out of here

01:24:42Oh

01:25:02What the hell is going on here not just Capitano I was afraid you'd miss the fire

01:25:12For the border let's stop playing this childish game. You have something that belongs to me. I want it now

01:25:18Goddamn drugs, what the hell you want now? No, you pretend to give 24 keys you keep

01:25:26Still I'm not a greedy man. I'm prepared to pay within the reason

01:25:32As you wish commandante lady goes first wait a minute I

01:25:38May be able to help for a consideration, of course

01:25:43Businessmen at last Oh smaller consideration

01:25:4950% of the wholesale price

01:25:54A man with ambition Gomez I like the five percent

01:26:0125%

01:26:0310% that's my last offer

01:26:0510% that's my last offer

01:26:09Do I have your word

01:26:17It's in the plane under the seat

01:26:35Yeah, come back

01:26:51Drop the gun drop it or she dies rabbit. Oh move away

01:26:58Move

01:27:00Hey, buddy gone

01:27:02to hide behind a woman

01:27:06She do not have the balls to fight me

01:27:16Now you die

01:27:35Oh

01:28:05You were terrific

01:28:29You really are some got you

01:28:33It was nothing

01:28:35Oh

01:28:39God you're right

01:28:53One Louise it's not the end of the world

01:28:57Oh

01:29:04Ladies and gentlemen

01:29:05For the announcing of the winner of this contest the time has come. I just love formalities

01:29:11But first I want to read something know you Peter. I

01:29:15Think you will find interesting

01:29:19Gracias

01:29:21according to this

01:29:23May the best man win and I quote

01:29:28It is not a gender related a statement

01:29:33But an figure of a speech

01:29:37which simply

01:29:39Relies to the person with superior qualifications

01:29:45Skills

01:29:47And character hey just a minute therefore

01:29:51In accordance with this definition

01:29:55It is an honor for me to announce that the best man

01:29:59No, the best person

01:30:02to inherit the fortune

01:30:04Don't serve you

01:30:07Miss senorita Peter Christopher

01:30:21I

01:30:25See you for every penny I'm afraid it's perfectly legal sir

01:30:28There is a high court president with a spoon versus Fenton smile

01:30:321952 with respect to Nigel it was Maldon versus Vincent live 1822 quite sir Nigel, please the boat she is waiting

01:30:41He's the best person

01:30:45Sir Nigel my dear boy may I be amongst the first to congratulate you

01:30:51Yes

01:30:53By everybody

01:31:00Come on

01:31:07Check me glittles

01:31:11You be stupid

01:31:21Oh

01:31:26God it's not who's here, too

01:31:38There I cannot live from a rich woman for the rest of my life

01:31:44You still have my pride. What are you crazy? We're supposed to be in love remember we were supposed to share everything

01:31:51And sorry

01:31:52Why Louise?

01:31:58Why Louise

01:32:11What is all this talk about money

01:32:14Do you love that woman?

01:32:17see

01:32:18And she loves you

01:32:22See I think so

01:32:27One reason you're the richest man in the world

01:32:37Say that's been

01:32:51Oh

01:32:57It is time for the gutter

01:33:10This is the sexy part

01:33:21Who wants it

01:33:51I

01:34:00Hear about it you're dead meat

01:34:10Peter

01:34:14What's this this is the most beautiful thing anyone has ever given to me I'd like you to have it

01:34:21I

01:34:37Can you ever forget me hey, you're my dad Peter it's time to go

01:34:51Oh

01:35:04Mrs. Ferreira

01:35:17Yes

01:35:21I

01:35:46Can feel

01:35:51You

01:36:03On the ways see what made you change your mind

01:36:13When I decided that you are not after my fortune

01:36:16I

01:36:19What say because once you are the richest man in the world

01:36:28You can never be too careful

01:36:46Oh

01:37:16Me

01:37:46We

01:38:16We may

01:38:46I

01:39:16You

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