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00:00I don't have a chance like this. I'm going to have fun.
00:18I think I'm going to be nervous.
00:21I finally realized it.
00:23No, I'll do my best.
00:26I'm walking on asphalt right now.
00:29So what?
00:32All right, let's go!
00:57It's almost midnight in Okinawa.
01:01The city is in chaos.
01:10Even if you look at the fire, it will burn and turn to ash.
01:13You can be like this and turn to ash.
01:16Come on, good girl, good night.
01:19If you don't go to bed early, you'll be sucked into the ground.
01:23I want to live, but I can't.
01:26It's not real.
01:29It's a waste to sleep.
01:32Let's play together in the future.
01:35It's a dangerous river that's stronger than gravity in the universe.
01:39If you want to get ahead of yourself,
01:42Play freely in a place that doesn't change.
01:45I'll take you there.
01:48If you're going to hit the other side, you don't need it.
01:51It's a little bit of a mess.
01:54The noise in my head is a little bit of a mess.
01:57What do you want to do?
02:00Give me
02:02Give me a little bit of a mess.
02:04I want to live.
02:12The final adjustment of the baton position.
02:16The road to 1 million subscribers.
02:19Collaboration with famous streamers in the third stage.
02:24How about Tsumachi-san?
02:26It's great.
02:28Tsumachi, a legendary streamer called Haishin.
02:32And I'm going to be able to collaborate with Tsumachi-san, who I admire.
02:39Attention and confirmation.
02:42The event consists of two parts.
02:44The first part is a collaboration stage.
02:46The second part is an original stage.
02:48The first part is a collaboration stage.
02:50The second part is an original stage.
02:52The second part is a collaboration stage.
02:54And post the music video on the channel as soon as the event is over.
02:57What a perfect plan to double the number of subscribers.
03:01All the participants of the Tsumafes.
03:03Please gather in the music room.
03:06All right, let's go.
03:08Mayopan.
03:10Nice to meet you.
03:12Nice to meet you.
03:14That's Masakichi.
03:16He's a former member of Harishizu.
03:18Mayopan.
03:20Thank you for coming today.
03:22Thank you for giving us this opportunity.
03:27The growth of young people is the joy of Tsumachi.
03:30Let's have fun and enjoy today's event together.
03:34Toilet.
03:36Oh, no.
03:40Who are you?
03:42I'm the host, Taromaru and Salamin.
03:44A.F. Taromaru.
03:46He is a muscle trainer who is popular in his 30s.
03:50Salamin Cappuccino.
03:52He is a popular female cosmetologist.
03:55Salamin.
03:56I always watch your videos.
03:58You have a great sense of humor.
04:00First of all, the music collaboration.
04:03It's me.
04:04Oh, Fu.
04:05Are you excited?
04:07It's a dream collaboration.
04:09Yes, yes.
04:10That's a collaboration partner.
04:15Oh, my God.
04:16Itankitsu's Igito and Tumbler are doing a music collaboration.
04:20I'm sorry.
04:21That's right.
04:23What about Itankitsu's part?
04:26If you don't have it, you can share it.
04:30Oh.
04:32Shura.
04:33She is a popular female singer who has a beautiful voice and a great sense of humor.
04:37It's just the two of us.
04:39Nice to meet you.
04:40Nice to meet you.
04:41Please.
04:42Yay.
04:43The game collaboration is always.
04:44Yay.
04:45Nice to meet you.
04:47Joachan.
04:48He is a popular solo unit with a high-tension variety show.
04:52Unagi.
04:54He is a high-quality variety channel.
04:59I've been avoiding this kind of thing all my life.
05:03Are you going to Daifuku?
05:05Yay.
05:06Are you going to Daifuku all of a sudden?
05:08I'm looking forward to working with you today.
05:10Yay.
05:11Yay.
05:12And the food collaboration is.
05:15I'm Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:17Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:19I'm Ichiko from Mayo Pan.
05:25The meat of Ken's bell pepper is really revolutionary.
05:29You can't peel it off, can you?
05:30Ichiko is always amazing at making big dishes.
05:34How long have you been cooking?
05:36About a hundred years.
05:37A hundred years?
05:39Huh?
05:40Liv.
05:41What about the quiz collaboration?
05:44Ouch.
05:47Pochi-san's comment.
05:49Today's venue seems to be on vacation.
05:52Is it okay for you to rain?
05:55I'm worried about the leak of water from the piping.
05:58It's raining.
05:59Piping Zenronpa.
06:01It's a construction-type distribution company that constructs pipes and breaks them down.
06:05I don't know much about this.
06:07Piping Zenronpa.
06:08Nice to meet you.
06:09Nice to meet you, Liv.
06:13Hey, everyone.
06:15This is Master Min-Z from Kyo-san's video contract.
06:20Nice to meet you.
06:25Vampires mixing with humans at an event.
06:29How long are you going to make me wait?
06:31Really?
06:32Look at this.
06:33This internet news is amazing.
06:35What is this?
06:36It's Piping Zenronpa.
06:38Piping Zenronpa.
06:40Piping Zenronpa.
06:47Three.
06:48Two.
06:49One.
06:57Yes, I do.
06:59Yes, I do.
07:01How do you do?
07:02How do you do?
07:04Hello, I'm Tsumashi.
07:08Welcome to Tsumashi's Tsumafes.
07:15Now, let's welcome the members.
07:18Let me introduce them.
07:19These two are the MCs.
07:21F-Karomaru and Saramin Saccino.
07:25Kyo-san's video contract.
07:27Master Min-Z.
07:29Kyo-tan-san of Babushiwa.
07:32Kyo-tan-san.
07:34Oh, no.
07:35I'm so nervous.
07:38But it's just the beginning.
07:42I'm counting on you.
07:43Rive, Ichigo, Fu, Tokage.
07:46And the young and beautiful channel,
07:50Midnight Punch.
07:53It's midnight, but good morning.
07:56Midnight Punch.
07:58Nice to meet you.
08:02I feel like I'm watching a children's school game.
08:05Now that I've introduced them,
08:08Tsumafes Kiwami Bomber!
08:16Now, let's get started.
08:17Tsumafes Kiwami.
08:19I'm the MC, Taromaru.
08:22I'm Saramin.
08:24The first segment is a music collaboration.
08:27Utatte Misorashi.
08:29But...
08:31Itankitsu is Bakure.
08:36Saramin has only worked part-time once.
08:40That's that.
08:41This is this.
08:43Now, Fu and Shura.
08:45It's their first collaboration.
08:46Here you go.
08:47Now, let's get started.
09:03It's so powerful!
09:06I'm sorry.
09:17There are so many people.
09:21Huh?
09:22Where am I?
09:28Huh?
09:29Now, the next collaboration is...
09:33It's a super heavyweight, Daruma!
09:36It's a life-threatening kimono.
09:39Ichigo, it's your turn soon, so put it on your sleeve.
09:42Roger!
09:43The winner will be the first person to touch the kimono.
09:47All for me, one for me.
09:49Now, let's get started.
09:54He can't move at all.
09:55He can't even do 30kg.
09:58He fell.
10:02Are you okay?
10:04It's just the wind.
10:07That's...
10:08No way!
10:10It's a double-kid, Igito and Tabura!
10:18It's an emergency collaboration!
10:22Now, it's a reverse collaboration.
10:24Huh? Is it increasing?
10:25Well, okay.
10:27Let's go!
10:28He can't move at all.
10:31We're here.
10:33We're over there.
10:35Oh, no.
10:41What?
10:42Number one.
10:43What?
10:44He's the fastest out of common sense.
10:46He's number one!
10:48Number one.
10:50What kind of ability are you using?
10:52Out of common sense?
10:53That's not what I meant.
10:57A lizard.
10:58Huh?
10:59Love.
11:02Oh, no.
11:03What a double-kid!
11:04He suddenly confessed to a lizard!
11:06He confessed!
11:09Oh, no.
11:10I can't stand it.
11:14Now, let's move on to the next stage.
11:17I want to eat something delicious!
11:20It's a double-kid collaboration!
11:21What kind of food will it be?
11:24Let's combine two dishes, one for each person.
11:28Let's complete a delicious dish.
11:32This is it!
11:33This is...
11:35Let's start cooking!
11:38Now, Ken, let's start preparing the ingredients.
11:42What about Kataya Ichiko?
11:44She's thinking about something while looking at the ingredients.
11:51Oh, no!
11:52Where are you going, Ichiko?
11:54Ichiko, you have to be there every night!
11:57What are you talking about?
12:01Ichiko!
12:03Where did you go?
12:07Oh, no.
12:08I'm back!
12:09I couldn't find the ingredients, so I bought them.
12:12Anyway, let's go back!
12:14Oh, no.
12:15I'm going to make a hot pot!
12:17Sorry to keep you waiting!
12:19Oh, Ichiko is back!
12:21Where have you been, Ichiko?
12:24If he had told me, I would have bought it.
12:28I'm home!
12:29I'm home, alien octopus!
12:34What?
12:36I'm going to get rid of you!
12:43I'm back!
12:45I'm going to get you!
12:52No way...
12:56Now, both dishes are ready!
12:59First, I'm going to make a hot pot!
13:02Next, I'm going to make fried rice!
13:04It looks delicious!
13:06What did you make, Ichiko?
13:09I haven't made anything yet.
13:11Then, I'm going to make Mapo Tofu!
13:13I mean, Annin Tofu!
13:15Annin Tofu?
13:17I didn't have any milk!
13:19I'm sorry.
13:20I'm going to make Mapo Tofu!
13:22No!
13:26The song failed.
13:28The star was taken by a lizard.
13:30I was overwhelmed with fear and trauma.
13:33I couldn't read the kanji.
13:34I misread the topic.
13:35You don't have to do that. The audience was happy.
13:38Mapo Tofu. Mapo Tofu.
13:39Ayapan and Rib, it's time for your performance.
13:42Please hurry up and come!
13:44If it's like this...
13:46Rib, let's go!
13:48It's time for the quiz collaboration!
13:51In 10 minutes, you have to answer 100 questions.
13:54You can't do it in 1 minute and 6 seconds!
13:56Yes, Kanzen Ronpa-san.
13:58Let me hear your enthusiasm.
14:01Yes, Kanzen Ronpa-san.
14:02Oh!
14:03He's quiet because he's nervous.
14:05Shut up.
14:07Don't fly.
14:08Don't ever fly.
14:10Wait!
14:11It's time to start.
14:13If you understand, say it!
14:15Oh!
14:16Mayopan Rib is here!
14:21You idiot!
14:25Mayopan Rib is here!
14:29Let's start the super-fast quiz.
14:32Don't fly.
14:33Don't fly.
14:34Don't fly anymore.
14:35If I'm eliminated, I won't be able to get my revenge.
14:38What should I do?
14:39Here's the first question.
14:41Tsumashi's favorite vegetable is...
14:46Yes, Kanzen Ronpa-san.
14:47I'm sorry!
14:49Too bad.
14:50Tsumashi's favorite vegetable isn't shazai, but zaasai.
14:53Taro-chan, here.
14:56Shazai was the right answer!
14:59Makotori is here!
15:05This is crazy.
15:06Rib, hang in there.
15:12This is bad.
15:13I'm going to throw up.
15:15Aikan-san, are you serious?
15:17I wonder if this is a quiz collaboration.
15:21That's it!
15:22Lend me that!
15:24Huh?
15:25Wait a minute!
15:26Here.
15:27What is this?
15:29Take the string from the ceiling and hang it.
15:31Hang it?
15:32The ceiling?
15:33It doesn't matter, just say it!
15:35Okay, Ichika, let's go.
15:36Okay.
15:37Fu becomes a bat and goes behind Rib.
15:40He puts the string on Rib.
15:42After that, he holds Rib so that she doesn't fly.
15:45He pulls her from below so that she doesn't fly,
15:47and even if she flies, he uses the string from above to trick her.
15:50That's impossible!
15:52Okay, Henshin!
15:56Makotori!
15:57Makotori!
15:58I'm sorry!
16:00Wait!
16:10Okay, now it doesn't matter how you fall.
16:1410 minutes have passed!
16:16Time's up!
16:1799 questions left!
16:19Ichika wins again!
16:20No way!
16:21She has a chance to win back!
16:23I know that milk removes the smell of garlic,
16:27but it's An'nin fried rice.
16:29You'll never know until you try it.
16:34I had a dream where An'nin tofu and fried rice were sleeping together.
16:43Yes?
16:45I'm coming in.
16:47Sumashi-san?
16:48Um, my Rib was really...
16:51I'm the one who should apologize.
16:53I'm really sorry about the mess in the hallway.
16:56I didn't mean to ruin your performance.
16:58Sumashi-san, that's not...
17:02I'll make the second part more exciting,
17:04so let's enjoy the beautiful scenery together!
17:08Okay!
17:09See ya!
17:14Masaki?
17:16Sumashi-san said so much,
17:18but we couldn't do anything.
17:20We can't go home like this.
17:22We can't go home!
17:24We're going to make our Mayopan song a success!
17:30We're going to make it a great performance!
17:34Mayopan, fight!
17:40Sorry, everyone!
17:42Looks like there's a power outage.
17:45We're looking into the cause.
17:47Please wait a little longer.
17:49Why is there a power outage?
17:50I've had a power outage in my old house.
17:52The pipes were rotting.
17:56The power outage might be fixed.
17:58I'll do something about it!
18:00Do something about it?
18:02I'll fix it.
18:10Don't you want to get your honor back?
18:12What?
18:13I didn't say that.
18:15Don't worry!
18:16Let's do our best!
18:19A power outage?
18:21That's right.
18:22It might be leaking from somewhere in this old building.
18:26I'm going to deliver their song to the audience!
18:30Look at that!
18:32That has nothing to do with a power outage.
18:35Why?
18:36There's no electricity where the leak came from.
18:39It's a complete failure.
18:40No way!
18:41Then what should we do?
18:42I know who the culprit is.
18:46Musubi!
18:49No.
18:50Let's stop here.
18:52We can't keep the audience waiting any longer.
18:55Tsubasa!
18:57Hey, there's no one here.
19:02I found a cute ribbon.
19:14I did it.
19:15Ribbon, you're going to earn a lot of views.
19:19Are you two coming?
19:20Egito and Tumbler.
19:22We'll sing!
19:24What are you talking about?
19:25There's no sound or lighting.
19:27Don't worry.
19:28Masaki will take care of that.
19:31And even without a mic, you have a loud voice.
19:35We'll do it without a mic.
19:37If it doesn't go well, I'll do anything.
19:42Would you like to try this gamble?
19:45As expected of Tate Tokage!
19:47We'll sing!
19:48We'll sing!
19:49We'll sing!
19:51All right.
19:52Let's do it!
19:55Tsuma-Fesu Kiwami Bomber!
20:01So this is how it ends.
20:03Even the script is terrible.
20:06I'll protect you.
20:08Everyone, thank you for waiting.
20:12It's still dark, but the second part is about to start.
20:16First up is...
20:18Midnight Punch!
20:25Midnight Punch
20:29No one can see us!
20:33Let's go!
20:54Do your best!
20:55Do your best!
20:56Stop saying that and help me!
20:58I have to help you!
21:04Midnight Punch
21:15I've prepared this for today!
21:22Midnight Punch
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21:30I came all the way here to make someone like you click the subscribe button!
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