Mayonaka Punch Episodes 3
Transcript
00:00Oh
00:31Is that all you've got?
00:33You're kidding, right?
00:35Revival?
00:36It's not over yet.
00:44Die!
00:45I'm sorry.
00:55It's been a while, hasn't it?
00:57I'm going to dig up a chance for you.
01:01I'm sorry.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:07I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
01:11Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
01:17Well...
01:19That's good.
01:41I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
01:43Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
01:45Well...
01:47That's good.
01:49I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
01:51Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
01:53I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
01:55Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
01:57I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
01:59Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:01I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:03Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:05I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:07Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:09I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:11Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:13I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:15Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:17I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:19Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:21I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:23Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:25I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:27Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:29I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:31Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:33I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:35Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:37Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:39I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:41Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:43I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:45Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:47I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:49Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:51I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:53Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:55I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
02:57Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
02:59I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:01Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:03I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:05Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:07I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:09Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:11I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:13Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:15I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:17Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:19I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:21Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:23I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:25Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:27I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:29Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:31I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:33Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:35I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:37Also, do you think you'll make a lot of money on YouTube?
03:39I'll give you a thousand yen in exchange.
03:41and
03:43That's all.
03:45From this moment on, the famous scenes.
03:47Don't be quiet.
03:49Masaki is thinking about a plan.
03:51What did you say?
03:53I learned it the other day.
03:55It's a good idea.
03:57Masaki!
03:59I'm the one who's filming and editing, so how can it not be interesting?
04:03Really, why can't such an interesting video grow?
04:07Ichi-kun, Rim, I'm hungry!
04:10It's about time to eat!
04:12Here you go, Rim-sama!
04:15Are you angry?
04:16I'm not angry.
04:17You are, aren't you?
04:18Why are you in such a hurry?!
04:20It's been three weeks since I started this channel!
04:22Look at this!
04:24Um, what do you mean?
04:26How many videos do you think I've put out?
04:28Not even a million subscribers,
04:30not even 10,000 views!
04:33Well, it's just the beginning!
04:35That's what I'm saying!
04:37Anyway, I have to come up with a plan or I won't be able to do anything,
04:40so let me concentrate!
04:49Why is it so jam-packed with plans?
04:52It used to be more...
04:59Oh?
05:00It smells good.
05:02Let's eat! Let's eat!
05:04Okay, everyone, please take your seats!
05:06Yay! Meal time!
05:08Masaki, you should take a break too.
05:12Okay, everyone, let's say...
05:14Itadakimasu!
05:16Itadakimasu!
05:22Oh my god!
05:24It's so good!
05:25She's such a glutton.
05:27I feel like I can come up with a plan to make Rib eat something.
05:32Oh, by the way, I was thinking,
05:34but Vampire doesn't eat either.
05:36Huh?
05:37It's fine if she doesn't eat at all.
05:39Then why does she eat every day?
05:41Because it's important for everyone to eat together!
05:44Huh?
05:45I guess you could say that.
05:46By the way, Masaki, have you come up with a plan yet?
05:49Not yet, but what is it?
05:52I've come up with a plan that's definitely going to be fun.
05:55Will you listen to it?
05:57Yeah.
05:58It's called...
05:59Ichigo's Plushies!
06:03Wrong.
06:03Huh?
06:04Then Banana!
06:05Ichigo's Plushies!
06:06Totally wrong.
06:07Then, then...
06:08All wrong.
06:10Why?
06:12Hey, how much do you think a plushie will cost?
06:15I've been thinking about it while calculating.
06:19It's a low-budget plan.
06:20I've heard it somewhere,
06:22but I added some originality,
06:23and that's how I came up with the plan.
06:25It's not like you can just give me anything!
06:28Eat a banana like it's a piece of cake!
06:31I don't want to eat it!
06:34All right, all right.
06:38You don't get it, do you?
06:40Huh?
06:41The original is squeezed.
06:44Squeezed.
06:45Squeezed, squeezed.
06:48It's dangerous to say things like squeezed!
06:51Take that!
06:52My name is Tokage.
06:54I'm a vampire who travels the world with money.
06:58There you are again, vampire!
07:00Tokage.
07:01I won't forgive you for not paying your rent.
07:04Take this.
07:05Life is such a pain.
07:08It's like gambling.
07:10The hotter you get, the more you fall into the swamp.
07:13The colder you get, the more you crave for heat.
07:16And this guy...
07:18Even if you can make a large meal for free,
07:19you can't make a beef bowl for free.
07:21It's just a stick.
07:23I don't get it at all.
07:26If you don't have money, just be honest.
07:28Besides, you just like to make money for free, don't you?
07:31It's been ten years.
07:33Aren't you supposed to greet me?
07:35I've been alive for 200 years.
07:37Don't treat me like a senior.
07:39You're a lot older than me.
07:40Hey, Masaki!
07:42What?
07:43I saw your channel.
07:45It's called Donzumari, and it's about the second warrior's salty plan.
07:48It's kind of funny.
07:50Huh?
07:52Boo!
07:53I'm going to beat you up with the whole of Garawa.
07:55I'll lend you my strength.
07:57Huh?
07:58If you're going to do YouTube while hiding your vampire powers,
08:01I'll have to beat you up like this.
08:04What the hell are you doing?
08:05Where are you going to beat me up?
08:07It's not like you can change the name of the project.
08:09Don't judge me by the title!
08:11Are you going to bring me a rice ball?
08:14Huh?
08:15What's important is what's inside.
08:17What's important is what's inside.
08:19You're 20 years younger than me,
08:21and you're 200 years younger than me.
08:23Don't talk to me like you know me!
08:25You've been alive for 200 years,
08:27and this is what you came up with?
08:30Then why don't you give it a try?
08:32I'll give you a fun ticket.
08:35I-I'd love to!
08:39He said that, but he's not moving at all.
08:42Masaki, don't be so hasty.
08:44I know!
08:46I'm done for.
08:47I've run out of talent.
08:50All right!
08:51Leave it to me!
08:52Let's go find the project!
08:55Project!
08:56Project!
08:58Project!
08:59Project!
09:00Project!
09:02Projec-
09:03Where am I?
09:09I messed up!
09:10Let's go to the next one!
09:12Why?
09:13You don't have to worry about me!
09:15Could it be a project?
09:19Masaki, what are you doing?
09:20Project! It's definitely a project!
09:23Project!
09:25What? Darn it!
09:29What are you doing?
09:30That's my line!
09:33Let me see what's inside!
09:34I won't let you!
09:35It's a breach of privacy!
09:36Is there something wrong with that?
09:39It's nothing!
09:42I'll help you!
09:43No!
09:44I've been staring at this room all this time!
09:46What are you talking about?
09:47I don't want to see it again!
09:52Liv!
09:56You want to suck blood, don't you?
10:02My chest...
10:07What is this?
10:14Project!
10:19This is...
10:20Don't look!
10:21It's embarrassing!
10:23This is it.
10:25When did this room become like this?
10:27Since this house was built.
10:29I feel like I can do this.
10:32Liv, help me!
10:35Okay.
10:36Project!
10:42This project is called...
10:44A Life-Sized Trash?
10:45How much is a lady's room for 7 yen?
10:47Teacher!
10:48Is that even necessary?
10:51Liv!
10:52I heard there's a passionate fan of cleaning.
10:55It's fun enough to just clean up the trash that's been piled up.
10:58But maybe you'll find a treasure among the trash that the lizard has collected.
11:04In other words, you'll earn a lot of money, and your room will be clean.
11:08It's a win-win-win!
11:10This is what a project is all about!
11:13Wait a minute.
11:14You're talking about my trash?
11:17That's right.
11:18Probably.
11:19Definitely!
11:21All right! Let's get started!
11:28Hey, everyone!
11:29You have to separate them properly!
11:32Huh? What is it, Ichiko?
11:34I'm telling you to separate them properly!
11:36Are you listening?
11:37A fine separation creates a green Earth.
11:40The trash that Ichiko-chan collected has a plastic bottle in it.
11:44Huh?
11:46What are you talking about?
11:47Plastic bottles are trash, right?
11:49I saw it on TV.
11:52Huh?
11:52If you burn a plastic bottle, it turns green because it's made of plastic.
11:56In other words, this is a green movement.
11:59Plastic bottles are trash.
12:02I can't find it!
12:04Ichiko can't read kanji!
12:07Hey, when did you get this?
12:09What was it?
12:10It was about 80 years ago.
12:12Wow!
12:13You can sell it for a lot of money!
12:14Are you serious?
12:16This is...
12:17M-Money...
12:19How about this, lizard?
12:22Oho!
12:22That's what a guy with a brain like you would use!
12:28This...
12:29This is no good either.
12:32What kind of treasure is this?
12:34I've been working on this for 5 hours, and it's still like this.
12:38Darn it!
12:39There's really nothing good about all this trash.
12:41If I can't put it in the toilet, I'll just...
12:43Hey, hey, hey!
12:45Don't throw it away!
12:46But they're all rotten or broken!
12:49You don't get it, do you?
12:51If I'm going to make money, I'm going to make money!
12:54Oh, sorry.
12:55Just forget about that for now.
12:57I'm going to turn this into a super-durable cleaning project.
13:00Huh?
13:02No way...
13:03No way... No way...
13:05Don't mess with me!
13:07Stop it! We're filming!
13:08Money! Money!
13:10I want money!
13:11Of course I want it!
13:14Hitsugo!
13:15Open the window!
13:25Calm down, will you?!
13:28Money!
13:31Wow...
13:35I did it!
13:44There's no way a lizard can beat Mr. Rib.
13:48I can't do it! I can't do it!
14:02You're filming, aren't you?
14:04You're using your abilities.
14:06Um...
14:08Shigeyuki-san, this is...
14:09Yuki!
14:10Don't ever call me Shigeyuki again!
14:13Masaki!
14:14You can't call Yuki-sama Shigeyuki!
14:16Huh?
14:17Yuki-sama is actually Shigeyuki, but...
14:18Shut up!
14:19Shut up!
14:20C-C-Calm down!
14:22I told you.
14:23If you use your abilities to film, I'll make you disappear.
14:26No, I used my abilities because I didn't want to!
14:29Don't argue with me!
14:31Give me the video data.
14:33N-No...
14:35Give it to me.
14:37Or do you want the whole camera to be destroyed?
14:44Masaki...
14:45What is it? What's going on?
14:47This is what's going on.
14:50That's it!
14:52Fuu, there's a camera in that dirty room, too.
14:55Bring it to me.
14:56Yes, ma'am!
15:05Hey, let go of it!
15:07I won't!
15:08If I give it to you, everyone's hard work will be in vain!
15:12Masaki...
15:13The money...
15:15It's all useless.
15:17Come to think of it, I haven't thanked you for the other day.
15:25I can't take it off. The smell...
15:27Ever since then...
15:29I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
15:30I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
15:31I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
15:33I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
15:34Please, Yuki!
15:35Please, please!
15:38Are you two serious?
15:43I understand.
15:46I'm sorry.
15:49You can't do this to me!
15:50I'm going to make you pay for this!
15:53Guilty!
15:56Yuki, this is...
15:59If you eat it all, I'll keep it a secret from Mother.
16:03But if you don't eat it all, then...
16:06Then, what if I eat it all?
16:09That's why I won't tell Mother.
16:11That's not enough.
16:12Huh?
16:12It's not enough at all!
16:14All of the footage we've been filming so far has gone down the drain!
16:18The footage that was supposed to make us rich!
16:20What are you trying to say?
16:22If you eat it all, I'll give you a pound of gold!
16:25There's no way I'm giving it to you!
16:27Hey, Yuki.
16:28When we eat, we don't use our vampire powers, right?
16:33That's right.
16:34In that case, it's fine if we film, right?
16:38Huh?
16:38Well...
16:40Huh?
16:43You're going to film?
16:44Let's eat, everybody.
16:46If you don't hesitate and eat, you'll understand.
16:51Masaki, we have to do it!
16:53Leave the food to me!
16:56Wait a minute!
16:57It's not fun to just eat raw meat!
17:00That's enough!
17:01If it doesn't work, then I'll do anything!
17:05Eat whatever you want!
17:07Rib-chan!
17:08Eating a lot is fun, eating a lot is fun.
17:11All right, let's all do our best!
17:13Turn the camera around!
17:18It's already midnight!
17:19Good morning!
17:20Midnight Punch, I'm Rib.
17:22T-Today's plan is...
17:24Let's eat, everybody.
17:25If you don't hesitate and eat, you'll understand.
17:28Come on, everyone!
17:29Let's eat the garlic we hate!
17:32Yeah!
17:33Let's go!
17:39Rib-sama's dead!
17:46Hey, at least make it look tasty!
17:49It's obvious you can't do it.
17:50Are you a vampire?
17:52Then at least give me a smile!
18:06Rib-sama!
18:08How is it, Lucy?
18:09Try not to hesitate and eat the garlic!
18:12How is it, Ichiko-shi?
18:15How is it, Lucy?
18:26Good morning, Fu-chan!
18:28Oh!
18:42Ichiko, out!
18:59Garlic is tasty, garlic is tasty, garlic is tasty, garlic is tasty...
19:04Here, open your mouth!
19:18That's enough. I'm turning the camera off.
19:20What are you saying? If you stop now, you'll be disqualified as a gambler!
19:24It has nothing to do with gambling!
19:25Actually, it's not funny at all!
19:27It's the worst!
19:30Dead or Alive!
19:32A life-threatening gamble!
19:35Follow me!
19:44Zubat!
19:47There's not a single clove of garlic on my plate!
19:57What an idiot.
20:03It's so meaningless, it's so meaningless...
20:15That's enough!
20:17The screen is all white!
20:19I've been watching it for three days!
20:21No matter how many times I watch it, it's still funny!
20:24Well, it's a project I came up with, and I was the one who filmed and edited it.
20:29Of course it's funny.
20:31I'm afraid of my own talent.
20:34But...
20:35That video just happened to be playing...
20:38Look at the numbers.
20:39The number of views.
20:43Wow, 12,000!
20:45If you ask me, I'd say it's the number of views of a child before breakfast.
20:50They're here!
20:51Hello!
20:52This is the room on the second floor.
20:54Um, what is this?
20:56Huh? Didn't I tell you?
20:58Masaki, you're going to live here from today.
21:01Nice to meet you.
21:03But why all of a sudden?
21:05We can't afford to miss this moment.
21:08We're going to make a lot of videos while we're here,
21:10and we're going to make a huge channel with this momentum!
21:14That's right.
21:16I see.
21:17Now, let's all help out.
21:19Yes!
21:21It's a big dream, isn't it?
21:23Let me join you.
21:25I've been meaning to do that for a long time.
21:27If that's the case, let's make a lot of money from the last video.
21:32It's a deal.
21:35It's a deal.
21:39Um...
21:40We can talk about that later.
21:42Huh? But the chance is red!
21:44We don't have any money yet.
21:46That's not what I'm talking about!
21:48We've never talked about that!
21:50I can't take it anymore!
21:52Give me the money!
21:55I'm done with the shoot.
21:57Now...
21:58Oh, USB...
22:00Again...
22:01Connect the camera...
22:03File...
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:09When I opened the curtain, Asahi poked me in the eye.
22:12When?
22:13What? Are you looking down on me?
22:15Good night.
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