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00:01So, in half a year, we'll have 1 million subscribers.
00:06If we can't do that,
00:08the Midnight Punch will be disbanded!
00:14No, it's too late!
00:16I thought time had stopped!
00:18I've told you so many times that the timing of the subtitles is important.
00:22Yes, teacher!
00:23And the font is too vague.
00:26I told you it's too vague, so make it the right font.
00:29Do you understand?
00:30Yes, I'll do my best!
00:37But it's really vague.
00:40I have to do something about it.
00:46What?
00:47What was that?
00:50Why are these two so...
00:54They're so precious!
01:03That was close.
01:05But it's okay, right?
01:08It's the first time we've done this together.
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02:58I'll make sure of it
03:00With half a year, it's觀點
03:04You can't do it
03:05It takes 3 year to do this
03:11Really!
03:12It's impossible!
03:14Of course it is!
03:16And your subscriber is over 40 thousand
03:20Absolutely impossible.
03:21That's why I've come up with a three-step strategy.
03:27First, the first step.
03:29Upload short videos every day in a row!
03:32Use the recommended short videos to discover new things!
03:36We did that in Chuchu Girls, didn't we?
03:38Just like that time, we're going to shoot a ton of them!
03:41Episode 1
03:44Episode 1
03:46Whoa!
03:48It's true!
03:49It's playing more than usual!
03:51Oh, I'm going to go brag to the store!
03:55I'm going to go brag to the store!
03:55I'm going to go brag to the store!
03:56I'm going to go brag to the store!
03:58I'm going to go brag to the store!
03:59Wait!
04:00Look at this!
04:0250,000 subscribers.
04:04I think it's a little higher.
04:07That's not much for the number of views, is it?
04:11Now, for the second step of the strategy.
04:14I want you to like the channel itself and subscribe to it.
04:17Once the short videos start playing,
04:19I want as many people as possible to subscribe to the channel.
04:23But this hurdle is just too high!
04:25Huh? Why?
04:26Subscribing to a channel is like playing a video.
04:29You just have to click on it, right?
04:31Click on it?
04:33It's very difficult to get people to do it.
04:36For example, if you have a thumbnail, you can earn views.
04:40But if you're disappointed in the content, you won't subscribe to the channel, right?
04:44In other words...
04:46I love this channel!
04:48If you don't think that far ahead, you won't be able to reach the subscribers!
04:52Then how can I get people to like me?
04:55Let's see...
04:56What kind of people do you all like?
04:58Masaki...
04:59Mika...
05:00The man I fell in love with...
05:02He always took me to the city at night.
05:07But at home, he was a lonely man who kept playing dominoes in silence.
05:15That lizard just said...
05:18There's an answer!
05:19Where?
05:20In other words, I'll fall in love.
05:22The keyword is...
05:24Unexpectedness.
05:25It's a gap!
05:27That's right.
05:28I'll analyze videos with high subscriber growth rates...
05:31And find out what the gap is that we're looking for.
05:36Huh?
05:38What's wrong?
05:39The growth rate is the highest...
05:42A lizard costume project?
05:44This project was fun, wasn't it?
05:47But it wasn't a particularly outstanding project...
05:51But it grew so much!
05:53Yeah...
05:55It's just a video of me drinking tapioca and having fun.
05:58There are so many comments!
06:00They're saying, like, I should go buy some tapioca tomorrow!
06:03Wow!
06:04Influencers are going to explode here!
06:09I knew it...
06:10This video, and this video...
06:13The number of subscribers is increasing!
06:20I see it!
06:22Viewers from Shorty think Mayopan is a weirdo.
06:27The gap is that Mayopan is sensitive to trends.
06:32Viewers from Shorty want that.
06:37The answer to the second stage is...
06:41Mayopan x Trends!
06:43Eating trendy food, cooking with it,
06:47and controlling makeup and fashion...
06:50All right!
06:51I've cleared the second stage!
06:55...Or so I thought.
06:59It's not growing at all.
07:02Aaaaaaah!
07:04Musaki...
07:07Huh?
07:07E-Eh?
07:09Two videos.
07:10Two videos?
07:13I'm going to upload two videos every day from now on!
07:17Two videos?!
07:21Uploading two videos a day.
07:23I'm going to do this and move on to the next phase.
07:27I have to reach at least 150,000 subscribers by now.
07:31It's impossible to reach 1 million in half a year!
07:35That's why I have to do it right now.
07:42What is this?
07:45I just have to sleep.
07:48I just have to sleep.
07:51I don't want to lose it again.
08:01Episode 2
08:08Oh no!
08:10Enshu!
08:11Huh?
08:31Good morning.
08:36Good morning.
08:37You did this?
08:38Yeah!
08:39Masaki was sleeping, so I did everything!
08:43I'm sorry I fell asleep.
08:45What?
08:46I'm amazing, right?
08:48I'm a master of editing!
08:50Master?
08:50I can edit for you anytime!
08:54So whenever you're in trouble, rely on me!
08:57I mean, Masaki and I are a great duo, right?
09:02You're naive!
09:03Huh?
09:04Editing isn't that easy.
09:07The sound effects and BGM aren't enough,
09:09and I have to add more to the conversation!
09:12I have to make the viewers want to see more of Doraemon!
09:16I have to start over.
09:18I'm going to win!
09:21Well then, let's eat!
09:24I see...
09:26Ah!
09:27Who did that to you?
09:30I didn't do it!
09:31I hid it!
09:32I didn't hide it!
09:33Ichigo, teach me!
09:35Yes, boss!
09:36Stop it! It's embarrassing!
09:38Get ready!
09:39Go, go, go!
09:41Wait, don't eat it!
09:42Well then...
09:47I'll do this here...
09:51Well then, let's eat!
09:54No!
09:56This, this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this!
10:02U-Um...
10:03What?
10:04To be honest, I don't think Masaki can do all the numbers by himself.
10:10So, you guys can...
10:12I can't do that!
10:14You think I'll let you do it?
10:16Fine, I'll do all of them!
10:19What?!
10:21Three birds a day?
10:24I'm protecting the vampires.
10:27I'll let you say that.
10:30You...
10:31Don't complain!
10:37Why?
10:39Why won't it increase?
10:41Can't I do this much?
10:493 HOURS LATER
10:52You don't have to do that.
10:53Why not?
10:54Just a little bit more.
10:57She's still awake.
11:00Wake up!
11:01It's time to fight!
11:02What?!
11:08Yeah!
11:09It's the Itan Kids' compromise-free live stream party!
11:12It's almost time to end it!
11:14Huh?!
11:15What's with that way of ending it?
11:17It's so lame!
11:19What a terrible way to put it.
11:22I'm sorry.
11:24I'll do it again.
11:27Hey, you guys who are watching this,
11:30you'll watch it again, right?
11:32Of course!
11:33Of course you'll listen to our new song, right?
11:36Of course!
11:37Well then, we are Itan Kids!
11:41I'm Itan Girls, too!
11:45What do you mean?
11:49So that's what you're like.
11:51Surprising.
11:52N-N-No!
11:54I just thought I'd learn something from this amazing streamer!
11:59Um, well...
12:01If you come down, I'll shake you.
12:04O-Okay.
12:07Um, please don't tell Rib and the others...
12:09I won't.
12:11...about this.
12:14I knew it.
12:15Something must have gone wrong.
12:18Masaki-san...
12:20Hey, did you subscribe to the Itan Kids channel?
12:25Y-Yes!
12:27It's the first time I've done it!
12:29Huh?
12:36Then why did you decide to subscribe?
12:39A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-
12:41That's because...
12:43Calm down.
12:48I think it's because they're so noble.
12:52Noble?
12:53Yes!
12:54That's why I wanted to see more of them.
12:56I wanted to cheer them on.
12:58That's why I subscribed.
13:01They're so noble.
13:05Um, what exactly is noble?
13:09Huh? That's...
13:11Isn't that a gap?
13:12I know, right?
13:13I thought you were scary, but you're actually kind.
13:16Of course, that's part of it, but...
13:19What's noble is their relationship.
13:22Huh?
13:23When they're talking, I can see it sometimes.
13:26It's not a character they're making!
13:28It's the way they look!
13:29The moment I saw that opening!
13:31That's...
13:35That's...
13:37It's a rabbit!
13:44Noble...
13:49Noble...
13:51When the Harris was popular, did they get that kind of comment?
13:56When the Harris was popular, did they get that kind of comment?
14:15It's so good.
14:26When the Harris was popular, did they get that kind of comment?
14:50It's midnight, but good morning!
14:52It's me. Ichika!
14:54Welcome!
14:56Today's plan is to eat all the giant macarons before we go home!
15:00It's not home, though.
15:01It's home!
15:02Well then, let's eat!
15:07Ah!
15:08Hey, Fu, you're drooling!
15:11I'm not drooling!
15:13Let's eat!
15:22Let's eat!
15:27So, let's eat.
15:35Let's eat!
15:39Uh...
15:41N-U-N-O!
15:44Nuno!
15:46This is so cool!
15:47This is for this year's...
15:48I want to wear it too!
15:50Which one?
15:51This dress isn't for kids.
15:54It's trendy!
15:55I want to be an element too!
15:57Elegant.
15:58It's trendy!
16:01This too...
16:04This too...
16:07This too...
16:10Sigh...
16:18Like this!
16:19And here...
16:20Like this!
16:21I told you it's wrong.
16:22Then...
16:23Like this?
16:24That's it.
16:25I-I did it.
16:30You let your guard down.
16:31I'll make you sleepy.
16:33How dare you!
16:37I caught a lizard!
16:41You lizard!
16:47What is it?
16:49Um...
16:52I realized something.
16:54Huh?
16:56The people who subscribed to our channel...
17:00Everyone's...
17:01Oh...
17:32...
17:33It was a waste of time.
17:36Everyone laughed, got angry, and worried.
17:40But they seemed to get along.
17:42That was the weapon of the night.
17:46I'm always like that.
17:49Even when I was in Alice.
17:51I ran alone because I couldn't grow.
17:53I messed up the relationship between the three of us.
17:56Of course, I was kicked out.
17:59You're really stupid.
18:01I'm not.
18:02I'm sorry.
18:04Well, that's how it is.
18:05Tomorrow...
18:06Hey!
18:07You're rushing again!
18:11I've told you many times.
18:13Right now, Masaki needs you.
18:16See you.
18:17I love you too!
18:18You found something, right?
18:20That's good.
18:23So...
18:24Let's work hard together from now on.
18:28Don't rush by yourself.
18:30Let's all rush together.
18:32So...
18:33I edited this video with everyone again.
18:38I wrote the kanji.
18:40The kanji was messed up.
18:43I did the BGM.
18:46You've been doing it with everyone?
18:50I'm still not good at it.
18:52Masaki.
18:53From now on, rely on us more.
18:56We'll rely on you, too.
18:58We're all fans of you.
19:01Okay?
19:14Rely on me?
19:17Yeah.
19:19Well, let's get started.
19:23Can I have one?
19:27Sure.
19:29So, let's get started!
19:31No, wait.
19:32Let me explain.
19:33We talked in the bath.
19:35I told you.
19:36Everyone's relationship is important.
19:39Don't worry about clothes, makeup, planning, or the camera.
19:42Just show everyone.
19:44I just got in.
19:46It's all about numbers.
19:49We need numbers.
19:51Also, Ichiko.
19:53You're going to hide in a straw hat.
19:56Why do I have to hide?
19:59Because the channel might be banned.
20:01I'm 110 years old.
20:03Shut up.
20:04You're going to protect Vampire.
20:05Give up because you don't have the clothes you wanted.
20:09Don't talk nonsense.
20:11Ready, start!
20:13Good morning.
20:15It's Midnight Punch.
20:17I'm Eve.
20:18Today, we talked in the bath.
20:21No, no.
20:22We've been living together for a long time.
20:24It's too late to talk.
20:27Is that so?
20:29Then, I have an interesting topic.
20:35Fu is a big fan of Itan Kids.
20:38Ichiko knows.
20:39She's a YouTuber wearing a shampoo hat.
20:41Huh?
20:42That's why you love the bath.
20:45But...
20:46I don't want to be a soldier of the Haribote Peppers.
20:53Itan Kids, don't make fun of me!
21:02What's wrong with you?
21:07All right!
21:08We've got the relationship of Mayopan.
21:11No.
21:12It's definitely a naked effect.
21:14Are you sure about this?
21:16Anyway, I can upload one video a day.
21:20Wait a minute.
21:21You're going to upload three videos a day?
21:23Masaki.
21:26Well, yes.
21:27I want to take a lot of your useless parts.
21:31The second stage was for 100,000 people, right?
21:34The next stage is...
21:36Yes.
21:37The third stage is...
21:39Collaboration with big guys.
21:41Collaboration?
21:42I sent an email to a few people asking for a collaboration.
21:48No way!
21:49What's wrong?
21:50The invitation to the YouTuber Festival?
21:55The shooting is over.
21:57Now...
21:58Oh, USB.
22:00Again.
22:01Connect the camera.
22:03File.
22:05Well, let's get started.
22:07I see.
22:09When I opened the curtain, Asahi came into my sight.
22:12What?
22:13Are you trying to make fun of me?
22:15Good night.
22:16It's time for someone I don't know to wake up.
22:19It's a job that keeps my soul from being reflected.
22:22When the surroundings become quiet, the inside of my head is noisy.
22:26You might see this.
22:27The voices of the people are getting in the way.
22:29It's worthless.
22:30It's annoying.
22:31Get out of here.
22:32I got it.
22:33What are you going to do?
22:34Because it has nothing to do with you.
22:36It's your personality to be selfish.
22:38Do whatever you want.
22:40I'll light it up even at midnight.
22:42I want to connect more between morning and night.
22:49Interesting things.
22:51The night light that seems to have nothing is in the way.
22:56The noise is increasing.
22:57I can hear it far away.
22:59Today has started again.
23:02For me, it's just an editing point for myself.
23:12Where is this?
23:15Where is this?
23:19It's done.
23:21I'm going to upload it.
23:25No, no, no.
23:26Tsuboshima is in trouble.
23:27Wasaki-san was there.
23:29Yes, there was a kid there.
23:30What?
23:31There are 50,000 Tsuboshi over there.
23:35Next time on TSUMAFESU Kiyomi.
23:38Nervous Kiyomi.