Ranger Bill xx-xx-xx (148) Death On The Waterfront

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00:00Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous
00:23trails showing rare courage in the face of disaster, in the air, on horseback, or in
00:42a screaming squad car. Ranger Bill, his mind alert, a ready smile, unswerving, loyal to his
00:59mission. And all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done.
01:08Nottie Pine has had growing pains. Any town does when its population begins to mushroom,
01:19as always has in the past few years. And one of the problems that arose is the fact that
01:25the growth of new areas made the officials in our city forget about some of the parts of town
01:30that have been around for a long time. Our story today is centered about the warehouse district
01:36down by the river. Although there is little river traffic, the warehouses there are still
01:41used by trucking concerns who need large storage spaces. We've called this story,
01:47Death on the Waterfront.
02:17Sam, Sam, what's the matter? Sam, answer me. This is Mike, your boss. Sam, answer!
02:40It's no use talking, boss. He's dead.
02:48All right, so a man dropped dead on the riverfront dock. Probably had a heart attack.
02:57Those fellas work hard, you know. Okay, Bill, but if you don't think it's strange, then I do.
03:03I mean, what's so odd about it, Henry? People die with their boots on all the time.
03:09Henry, you have a feeling something's wrong. Yeah, I can't help it, fellas. Just got a funny
03:15feeling, that's all. Well, rest assured that everything is all right, pal. The coroner agrees
03:20with Doc Pike, death from natural causes. Henry, get a copy of that paper. Right away, Bill.
03:34More trouble, I'm afeard. Hey, boy, let me have a paper, please. I think you're right,
03:41Stumpy. Maybe Henry right, too. What's it say, pal? Listen to this. Tonight at 6 p.m.,
03:49a second man dropped dead on the riverfront loading dock. The cause of death is unknown.
04:05Bill, we have one building inspector, and he manages to cover all the required inspection.
04:16And how long does it take him to do this, Mr. Mayor? Does he inspect every building
04:21and riverfront warehouse within a six-month period? Well, no, Bill. It takes him a little
04:28longer than six months. Nine months? No, not exactly. Surely not more than a year.
04:35Well, he's a busy man, Bill. Lots of work. Takes him about 18 months to make a complete round.
04:43Eighteen months? But that's ridiculous. A building could rot and cave in during that time.
04:48Well, Bill, we've got to think of the taxpayers' money. Taxpayers' money. The taxpayers' money
04:55supports the Rangers, too. We make sure that there's no neglect. Do you realize the dangerous
05:01conditions that could prevail because the buildings aren't regularly and carefully inspected?
05:05Well, actually, Bill, this is none of your business. This is out of your jurisdiction.
05:10I'm a citizen of Nottinghine, Mr. Mayor. Those riverfront buildings need to be inspected at
05:15once, or I can't be responsible for what happens. You're not going to tell me how to run this city,
05:20Bill Jefferson. I'm not telling you, sir. I'm asking you to send an inspector down
05:24to those riverfront buildings at once. There's real danger down there.
05:27Well, you keep saying there's real danger down there, but you won't tell me what is the matter.
05:33I'm not an expert on these things. I've only a few facts, and I need more proof. If I did
05:39tell you, there'd be mass hysteria. That's why I want you to send an expert down there.
05:43Bill, my patience is gone. I'll thank you to leave my office. I've had a busy day.
05:47All right, Mr. Mayor, but I'll be back. My only hope is that you won't be sorry you didn't listen.
05:53As soon as I gather some more facts, I'll be back.
05:56Fine thing. That's his kids' stuff, waiting around under these warehouses in the middle of the night.
06:13Why, if somebody sees us, they'll call for the guys in the white coats.
06:18You could have stayed home, pal.
06:20Who, me? Do not know what kind of wild tricks you're up to?
06:25No, sir. You're not going to leave Henry Scott at home when something's going on.
06:29I didn't think so. Henry, look under this building where the flashlight is shining.
06:35Those timbers look pretty well beat up, Bill. Think they'll last very long?
06:42That's a good question, pal. Now, let's look a little further.
06:46Wait a minute. Let me take this skido netting off around my head. These gloves warm hot.
06:51Uh-uh. It's a precautionary measure, pal.
06:54But guess what?
06:55I'm not at liberty to say.
06:56Hey, you two down there. Don't move a muscle or I'll torch your hair with a .38.
07:02What kind of guns on the economy?
07:03Uh-oh. Officer O'Rourke's got us trapped.
07:05Patrick, it's me, Bill Jefferson and Henry Scott.
07:09Well, bless my aching flat feet, if it ain't. Now, what kind of muskrats do you call yourselves?
07:15We're just looking around, Pat. Okay with you?
07:17Sure, it's okay with me. Just don't let normal people see you down there. They might suspect you.
07:23That's just what I was saying, Pat.
07:25I'll admit, this does look a little odd.
07:27Odd, he says. It's a good thing that I'm a sober-minded man.
07:32There are two men in a river looking under a building in the middle of the night.
07:36I'd better not tell the sergeant about this or he'll think I'm crazy in the head. See you later.
07:41So long, Pat.
07:43Oh, bless his old, bad, stoutin' heart.
07:46Come on, pal. Let's get out of here. I've seen what I came looking for.
08:01I got it, pal. Okay.
08:03Hello, Ranger Headquarters. Bill Jefferson speaking.
08:06Hello, Bill. This is Carl Sands over at the warehouse company.
08:10Oh, yes. How are you, Carl?
08:12Not so good.
08:13Huh? What's the trouble?
08:15Bill, we need your help. Six of our men have died on the docks in the last ten days.
08:19What?
08:20In fact, four on the docks and two of them died in their homes.
08:24I see. Where are the bodies of these latest men now, Carl?
08:29In the morgue. Why?
08:31I can't say now. Meet me at the morgue in half an hour. It's urgent.
08:43What do you think, Doc Pike?
08:46Oh, all the symptoms are here, Bill. Do we agree?
08:51Yes. I've seen this before over in China.
08:54Seen what before over in China? What's causing the deaths of these men, Bill?
08:58Now, wait a minute, Carl. Are you sure, Doc?
09:01I'm positive. I'd stake my reputation on it.
09:04All right. Carl, these men died from bubonic plague.
09:09Bubonic plague?
09:10What a horrible disease. Why, that can't happen here.
09:15But it is happening. Bubonic plague is spread by the rat flea.
09:19And, of course, the rat flea is found where there are big brown wharf rats.
09:23Aren't the riverfront buildings being inspected for these rats?
09:28Yes, they're being inspected, but not as often as they should be.
09:31Now we've got to take preventive action to keep this thing confined to one area.
09:35Yes. I was just going to ask you what we can do to stop it.
09:39My plan would be to close off the area with state and local police guards,
09:44close the schools and other public buildings,
09:47and limit the number of people allowed in the stores.
09:50Right. I'll get the guards mobilized while you get set up to give hypodermic shots, Doc.
09:55You can set up at Ranger Headquarters.
10:10Phone ringing.
10:16Sheriff's office.
10:18Uh, Cal, something important.
10:20Yeah? What?
10:21Cal, we've got an epidemic of bubonic plague on our hands.
10:24What? Bill, this is no time to joke.
10:27Not a thing to joke about, Cal.
10:29What I want to know is, how many men can I have to guard the riverfront and keep people out
10:34until we get this thing in hand?
10:36I've got every man on the force, including myself. When do you want us?
10:39Right away. Have your crew report to my office first,
10:42so they can get their hypo injections to protect them.
10:45On the double, Bill. Fast as we can get there.
10:47Phone ringing.
11:02State Police Headquarters, Division 4 office. Captain Bronson speaking.
11:06Captain, this is Bill Jefferson.
11:08Oh, yes, Bill. How are you? Nice to hear from you.
11:10Thank you. Captain, we've got an epidemic of bubonic plague here at Knotty Pine.
11:15Bubonic plague? That's what I said.
11:17But that's impossible. We haven't had anything like that for years.
11:20We've got it now, my friend.
11:22How many men would you let me have to guard the riverfront area and keep people out?
11:26You can have all of them. I can get replacements from another division until this blows over.
11:30When do you want them? As soon as I can get them.
11:33Phone ringing.
11:44All right, old-timer, you're next.
11:46Now, listen here, Doc. You take it easy with that there contraption you've got in your mitt.
11:51I ain't no inner tube, you know.
11:54Now, now, Stumpy, you're not that delicate.
11:57Now, roll up your sleeves so I can swab your arm with this antiseptic.
12:02That's your service, Doc.
12:07There. Now, hold this cotton swab over the spot for a few minutes and then you can roll your sleeve down.
12:15Next man.
12:27All right, troopers, let's have it quiet, please.
12:31Okay, Bill, go ahead.
12:33Thanks, Captain Bronson.
12:36I want to say that you men are going on a dangerous duty.
12:40The bubonic plague is a killer in every sense of the word.
12:44Of course, shots Doc Pye gave you will protect you from the bite of the rat flea and its deadly consequences.
12:50So you don't have to worry.
12:54Now, Captain Bronson, I want you to take your state troopers and guard both sides of the north end of the river as far as the warehouses go.
13:02Okay, Bill.
13:03Sheriff, you take your deputies and patrolmen and guard the south end of the river in the same manner.
13:08Right.
13:09My rangers and I will guard the central section, which is the hot spot right now.
13:14Now, just a word of warning to all of you.
13:17No one is to enter or leave the area you're guarding.
13:20Anyone coming out of the area must carry the rat flea with him on his clothes.
13:25You men are not to leave the area until your clothes have been fumigated.
13:29How tough do you want us to be in stopping people, Bill?
13:32All I've got to say is real tough.
13:35Shooting a man through the leg is a small price for him to pay to have his life saved.
13:39Bubonic plague kills quickly and quietly.
13:50Okay, boys, here's where we go to work.
14:02Hey, there's Tom doing guard duty.
14:05Yeah, let's get a move on.
14:07Now, bring the traps, Henry, Graywolf.
14:09Right.
14:10Tom, see us.
14:11We get stopped now.
14:12Tom, stop where you are.
14:14It's all right, Tom.
14:15It's Bill, Henry, and Graywolf.
14:17Oh, sorry, Bill.
14:19I didn't recognize you in the dark.
14:20Now, don't apologize for doing your duty, Tom.
14:23Everything quiet?
14:24Yeah, Bill.
14:25Not a thing stirring.
14:26Good boy.
14:27Keep a sharp eye out.
14:28All right, let's get down into the old warehouse, boys.
14:31This place gives me a thrill.
14:33It's hard to realize that death can be moving around so quietly.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Now, watch yourself going along the riverbank.
14:41You look out for this old post sticking up here, Graywolf.
14:44I see it.
14:45Easy to tear a rubber boot from him.
14:47Let's get under that building just ahead
14:49and see if we can catch a couple of those wharf rats.
14:52Why do you want to catch rats, Bill?
14:54A plague carried by a rat flea.
14:56Well, Doc Pike wants us to catch a couple of rats
14:58in several places along the river
15:00so we can determine the spread and intensity of this plague.
15:03What for?
15:04If this thing is confined to a few buildings,
15:07then we can attack the problem one way.
15:09But if this killer is being carried by every rat along the river,
15:13then we'll have to quarantine the whole town
15:15and vaccinate every man, woman, child, and animal.
15:33We got them, Bill.
15:35Boy, are they big fellas.
15:37I'll say they are.
15:38I'll label that cage as specimens
15:40from the east side of the north end of the river.
15:43East side, north end of the river.
15:49There.
15:50As soon as I wire this label onto the cage,
15:52we'll be ready to go.
15:54Watch your hands, Henry.
15:55Rats will bite your fingers if you get close enough.
15:58You guys are going to make a nervous wreck out of me.
16:01Let's get out of here before we all get killed.
16:14Now, you think that this plague is confined
16:16to only a couple of buildings in the central area, huh, Doc?
16:19Yes, Bill, but it won't stay there for long.
16:22As you know, rats travel about considerably,
16:25and all we need is one of these infected rascals
16:28from the central riverfront area
16:30to take a short trip up or down the river,
16:32and the plague will spread like wildfire.
16:35Seems to me we'd better do something
16:38pretty sudden-like to stop those critters
16:40from visiting their relatives.
16:42That's right, Stumpy.
16:43Yeah, we can have the exterminators
16:45go after the rats in all the places
16:47but the central area.
16:48Why do you leave out the central area?
16:50Can't the exterminators kill the rats
16:52in the central area just as easily
16:54as they can in others?
16:55Well, if they do it my way,
16:56they can knock them off with one try,
16:58not piecemeal.
16:59And what's your way of killing
17:01the infected rats with one blow, Doc?
17:03Cyanide gas.
17:05Cyanide gas?
17:07Doc, have you got holes in your head?
17:11Why, that stuff will kill anything
17:13that breathes it on the first breath.
17:15You don't get a second chance with that stuff.
17:18I know that, old-timer,
17:19but we can't afford to play hide-and-seek
17:21with the infected rodents.
17:23They've got to be killed and killed quickly.
17:26Not even one can be left alive.
17:28But, Doc, don't you think cyanide gas
17:30is a little dangerous?
17:32Why, even birds flying overhead...
17:34Which is more dangerous, Bill,
17:36bubonic plague or the gas?
17:40Okay, Doc, you win.
17:43Let's head for the mayor's home.
17:45He doesn't know it yet,
17:46but he's going to call an emergency meeting
17:48of the city council.
18:04Gentlemen!
18:05Gentlemen, please come to order.
18:11Bill here seems to think that the town
18:13is in serious danger because of the plague,
18:16which has localized itself
18:18in one area along the river.
18:21And he's asked to speak to you.
18:23Bill?
18:24Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
18:27Gentlemen, I don't need to tell you
18:29the seriousness of this situation.
18:31We need funds quickly
18:33to hire exterminating contractors
18:35to kill the war frats.
18:37This is extremely urgent,
18:38so we can prevent the spread of the disease
18:40from its present location.
18:42Now, see here, Bill.
18:43I agree with the mayor.
18:45If this plague is confined to only one area,
18:48I don't see anything to get the whole town
18:50in an uproar about.
18:51I agree with Councilman Farrell.
18:53Ain't no sense getting excited.
18:55Doc Pike will take care of this whole thing
18:57in short order.
18:58I agree.
18:59Gentlemen, gentlemen,
19:01please, can't you understand the danger?
19:04All we need is for one war frat
19:07to carry those fleas
19:08into another section of the river area,
19:10spread the parasites to uninfected rats,
19:13and the plague will spread faster
19:15than prairie fire.
19:17We need to kill all the rats now
19:19before this can happen.
19:20No, Bill.
19:21Aren't you sort of being dramatic
19:23about this thing?
19:25I mean, rather, well, overdoing it.
19:29Gentlemen, do you realize what you're doing?
19:32What a measly price
19:33you're putting on human life.
19:36Gentlemen.
19:37Dr. Pike.
19:38We've got to move fast.
19:40The plague is spreading.
19:41Oh, no.
19:42Two more men have died.
19:43They were working on the north section
19:45of the warehouses.
19:46Well, gentlemen,
19:48I don't think I need persuade you now.
19:51Mr. Mayor, Bill's right,
19:53and I think we're wrong.
19:55We can't put a cheap price on human life.
19:58I agree.
19:59I think that's right.
20:00Gentlemen, I'm the one who's been wrong.
20:04Bill tried to warn me that this was coming,
20:07but I was blind,
20:09and I wouldn't listen.
20:11Now, perhaps it may be too late to listen.
20:15I'll entertain a motion
20:16that we give Bill the power and authority
20:18to use the city's emergency funds immediately.
20:34Mid-state Exterminators.
20:35Ted Graves, Manager, speaking.
20:37This is Forest Ranger Bill Jefferson speaking.
20:40We have an emergency condition
20:42here in Knotty Pine.
20:44A bubonic plague.
20:46Bubonic?
20:48Stuff's dangerous.
20:49We'll give your men shots
20:50to make them immune
20:51to the bite of the rat flea.
20:53If you'll help us kill the rats,
20:54will you, please?
20:55Sure.
20:56If you'll give us shots first.
20:58Well, what do you say?
20:59We'll give you shots.
21:01Sure.
21:02If you'll give us shots first.
21:04What do you want us to use?
21:05Cyanide gas in the central area
21:07where the infected rats are.
21:09Cyanide.
21:10I'm sorry, Ranger,
21:11but, well,
21:12we're not equipped to handle that stuff.
21:14Not cyanide.
21:15Will you come anyhow
21:16and work on the other areas
21:18so the infected animals
21:19can't spread the disease?
21:21Sure.
21:22We'll be on our way
21:23as soon as possible.
21:24But no cyanide gas for us.
21:26Well, who can I get
21:27to do the job of cyanide?
21:29You're the fourth big outfit
21:30that's turned me down.
21:31Somebody's got to do this job.
21:33Right offhand,
21:34I don't exactly know.
21:37Hey, wait a minute.
21:39There's a big outfit out in Frisco.
21:41Sure, they'll do it for you.
21:43Called General Doc Sanitation Company
21:46in Frisco.
21:47They're equipped to work
21:48with cyanide gas.
21:49Thanks, friend.
21:50Thanks a million.
22:01You fellas got here
22:03in mighty short order,
22:04Mr. Smith.
22:05Well, just a few hours
22:06from Frisco
22:07and a little special plane,
22:08you can do wonders.
22:10Working together
22:11with your naughty pine fire department,
22:12we should knock those rats
22:13off in a hurry.
22:14Yeah, they won't have
22:15a chance in the world
22:16with cyanide.
22:17Say, Bill,
22:18it seems to me
22:19that I hear a cat meowing
22:20every now and then.
22:21Is that right, Henry?
22:23How soon will you be ready,
22:24Mr. Smith?
22:25Oh, I don't think
22:26I'll be ready
22:27until I've got
22:28How soon will you be ready,
22:29Mr. Smith?
22:30Oh, I'd say
22:31an hour, maybe.
22:32Good.
22:33Now, this is a very
22:34old building here,
22:35probably one of the
22:36oldest warehouses in town.
22:38Can't figure
22:39what's holding it together.
22:40Make a good place to start.
22:42Sure, suits me.
22:44Hey, what's the big idea, Henry?
22:46I've been yanking
22:47at my elbow every five seconds.
22:48It's that cat, Bill.
22:49Listen.
22:50Can you hear anything?
22:52Listen.
22:54I don't hear a thing, Henry.
22:56Probably your imagination.
22:58Well, maybe so.
23:00I'm going over
23:01to the chem tanks
23:02to talk with the fellas.
23:03See you later.
23:04Okay.
23:21I was sure I heard
23:22a cat squalling
23:23under that warehouse.
23:25I'd sure hate for it
23:26to get hit with that cyanide.
23:29There is a cat under there.
23:31I'm going to get it.
23:33Here, kitty.
23:34Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
23:35Here, kitty.
23:38Not too much room under there.
23:41Well, here goes.
23:46Here, kitty.
23:48Here, kitty, kitty.
23:50Here, kitty.
23:52Ah, there you are.
23:54Hey, it looks like
23:55you're almost jammed in
23:57between the timbers
23:58and the ground.
24:00Come on, kitty.
24:01Let me...
24:03Let me move these boards here.
24:06Ow!
24:07Oh, I'm jammed in here.
24:09Ow, my leg.
24:12I can't get it loose.
24:15Ow.
24:16I think I'm gonna...
24:19pass out.
24:25Well, Smith,
24:26looks like we're all set, huh?
24:27Yep, start rolling
24:28any time you want, Bill.
24:29The main thing is
24:30to get that cloud of gas
24:32settling over the ground
24:33under the building.
24:34That's where the rats are.
24:36You got the hose ready, boys?
24:37All ready.
24:38Now then, Robbins,
24:40check your gauges.
24:41Make sure your pressure is up
24:43and we'll start.
24:55Oh, my leg.
24:57Oh.
24:58I can't pull it out.
25:00Hey, Bill, stop the gas.
25:03I'm trying to get out.
25:05Can't you hear me?
25:12Pressure's up, boss.
25:13Good.
25:14Angle of the hose okay?
25:15Stafford?
25:16Okay.
25:17Okay, man.
25:18Now, wait a minute.
25:19Now, wait a minute.
25:20Now, wait a minute.
25:21Now, wait a minute.
25:22Now, wait a minute.
25:23Now, wait a minute.
25:24We'd better check on all our men first.
25:26Can't take any chances, you know.
25:28Now, let's see.
25:29Smith?
25:30Here.
25:31Jones?
25:32No.
25:33Robbins?
25:34Here.
25:35Stafford?
25:36Here.
25:37Jenkins?
25:38Here with Bill's eye, young brother.
25:39Henry?
25:41Henry?
25:43Where's Henry?
25:45Anybody seen Henry?
25:47Well, he was over at the tank
25:49talking with us for a few minutes
25:50and then wandered off.
25:51Don't know where he went.
25:52Well, we'd better not shoot that cyanide
25:54until we find out.
25:55He may be under one of these warehouses.
26:13Oh, cyanide.
26:15Bill, don't.
26:17Oh, oh.
26:19Oh, my leg.
26:21If I could just get those timbers off.
26:31Henry!
26:33Where are you?
26:35Henry!
26:36Henry!
26:43Henry!
26:49Get back over here, fellas.
26:59Stumpy, Henry's over here.
27:02He's been pinned by some falling timbers
27:05and he's out like a light.
27:20Well, Mr. Mayor,
27:22it looks as if the battle's all over, huh?
27:24Yes, Bill.
27:26Thanks to your being able to talk
27:28the exterminating outfit from Crispo
27:30into coming here and using cyanide gas.
27:33Also, for completing the job
27:35of handling the emergency.
27:37So right here and now,
27:39I turn the emergency power
27:41back into your hands.
27:43Well, thank you, Bill, for the work.
27:45But most of all,
27:47but most of all,
27:49for keeping after us city fathers
27:51till the job was done.
27:53You're welcome, sir.
27:55If the situation is well in hand,
27:57tip maybe Henry here.
27:59How are you feeling, Henry?
28:01Okay, Stumpy.
28:03Outside of a sore leg.
28:05Well, sir, if it hadn't been for that cat
28:07meowing its head off,
28:09you might have been under that warehouse yet,
28:11young fellers.
28:13You can say that again.
28:15I don't like cats, but
28:17from now on, that goes double.
28:19Doesn't it, Kitty?
28:29See you next week for more adventure with...
28:32Ranger Bill!
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