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00:00Fire!
00:30Fire!
01:01Who am I?
01:06Diagnosis...
01:07Amnesia.
01:31Fire!
01:57As I have proclaimed,
01:58since I took over the Earth's broadcasting systems,
02:01I will defeat Action Man
02:04and rule the world with a benevolent hand!
02:14What the world doesn't know
02:15is that hand is made of titanium steel.
02:19Action 3,
02:20I've run across Skull Moon
02:21but haven't located the source
02:22for Doctex's broadcast signal.
02:24I'm checking now.
02:26Copy that Action 1
02:27and it can't be soon enough.
02:28I don't think the world can stand much more
02:30of Doctex's 24-hour talk show.
02:36All ex-programming.
02:37Talk about pure evil.
02:39However,
02:40I'm still unable to locate the transmission equipment.
02:43Virus shows a high-frequency power source
02:45within 200 feet of you, Action 1.
02:47Perhaps somewhere in the factory.
02:50Copy that.
02:57Action 1.
03:06And you might wonder,
03:07now that I have been speaking to you without rest
03:10for 48 hours,
03:12what kind of unique qualities I have.
03:14You mean besides your big mouth and your bad haircut?
03:18Action 1.
03:26Okay,
03:27I found the transformer
03:28but it's been wired to blow if the signal is interrupted.
03:31It's too dangerous, Action 1.
03:33Abort the mission.
03:34Sorry, Nat,
03:35but I'd rather watch commercials than listen to this.
03:42X is off the air
03:43and the transformer didn't blow.
03:45It was just all talk.
03:48All right, part talk.
04:05I hope this catwalk holds.
04:07It's my only way out of here, Action 3.
04:10Action 1, are you hurt?
04:12Report in.
04:13Negative, Action 3.
04:14Don't go away.
04:18Your talk show's cancelled, X.
04:23As always, cable TV, Action Man.
04:48Steady...
04:50Steady...
04:52Launch!
05:17Action!
05:47Action!
06:05At last!
06:06The catalyst crystal for my new stasis gas!
06:10Get on with it, gang ring.
06:12Proceed to test the...
06:15volunteers?
06:17Now, when this catalyst crystal reacts with the chemicals in the tank...
06:22Voila!
06:37Silence!
06:38You attempted to betray me.
06:40Now pay the price.
06:47Perfect!
06:48It would appear that this new concoction is everything you promised, Professor Gangrey.
06:53With this much catalyst crystal,
06:55we can place the entire population of Paris or London or Moscow in suspended animation.
07:03Conquered without firing a shot!
07:05Wonderful!
07:07And since our chemically loaded rocket is already calibrated,
07:11what do you say we make it Paris?
07:14As you wish, Doctor X.
07:17I will load this in the warhead.
07:20It's time, team.
07:21Let's get extreme!
07:23Let's hope our timing's right.
07:36Look!
07:37Intruder!
07:38Intruder!
07:39Fire!
07:40Ah!
07:46What's this?
07:47Don't move!
07:49I'm deactivating your catalyst crystal.
07:51Action, man!
07:53Get him!
07:54Get him!
07:59You've got half a second, Nock!
08:07Huh?
08:10Whoa!
08:28Quick!
08:29Into the shelter!
08:32Whoa!
08:38Good thing this wasn't in that rocket.
08:40We'd all be icicles.
08:42Now let's get it where it's really safe.
08:44Blast you, action man!
08:46You interfering dog!
08:48Someday, I swear.
08:51Hmm, dog.
08:53Yes, now there's an idea.
09:01Never seen Secretary Norris wearing such a big smile before.
09:05Why shouldn't he smile?
09:07We destroyed Doctor X's fortress last week.
09:10And delivered the catalyst crystal, so it can be locked away forever.
09:13Yes, it has been an exciting week.
09:16And I guess it's not over.
09:22Ambush!
09:23Lock and load, team!
09:32Oh, it's merely a dog.
09:35Miserable mutt scared me half to death.
09:42Hey, what are you doing?
09:44I think he likes you, Jacques.
09:46Look at this strange collar.
09:48I've never seen one like it.
09:50No tags on it.
09:51Can we keep him until we find his owner?
09:53What?
09:54Keep him?
09:55No way.
09:56Jacques, Nock is right.
09:58The last thing this team needs is...
10:02a dog.
10:08On second thought, a boy's very own dog is something special.
10:12Then I can keep him?
10:14No!
10:15Yes.
10:16All right!
10:19Come on, boy!
10:28Rayde! Come here, boy!
10:32Rayde?
10:33You named him Rayde?
10:35How come?
10:36It stands for Randomly Acquired Intelligent Dog.
10:40More like Repulsive Annoying Irksome Dirtbag.
10:43But whatever.
10:44Just keep him off of my bunk.
10:46Extreme alert! Extreme alert!
10:49Dr. X's Skull Men are attacking the underground bunker
10:52where the catalyst crystal is hidden.
10:54He must be planning another conquest.
10:57All right, team.
10:58Let's get extreme!
11:28All right!
11:58Uh!
12:09Fire!
12:10Got it, let's move out.
12:30Hey!
12:34Ray, what are you doing?
12:56You got him now.
12:57Do as Dr. X commands.
12:58Tear action, Mantis Shreds!
13:07We should have left his mangy carcass in the bunker.
13:10But those attacks just couldn't be Ray's fault.
13:13If he'd slammed you from behind, you wouldn't feel so friendly.
13:16But Jock has a point, Nuck.
13:18It's important to find out what changed him so suddenly.
13:25Look!
13:26He's got bio-enhancers implanted all over his body.
13:36Look at his collar and all that circuitry.
13:39Dr. X!
13:41That's how Dr. X controlled him.
13:43Well, unless we get that collar off,
13:45Raid will continue to obey X's every command.
13:49Adamantium steel, probably booby-trapped.
13:52Too dangerous to cut off,
13:53but I think I can build something that will override Dr. X's commands.
13:57It's too risky, Jock.
13:59Action Man, please?
14:09I'm on your side, Jock.
14:11Give it a try.
14:12Don't say I didn't warn you both.
14:15Okay, Raid boy.
14:17With this override box attached,
14:19you're my dog now.
14:24Don't just stand there.
14:25Go find it.
14:30You've made Jock very happy by letting him have that dog.
14:33I just hope you don't learn to regret it.
14:35I just wish I knew exactly why I like Raid so much.
14:39I don't know.
14:41I just wish I knew exactly why I like Raid so much.
14:45And how Dr. X knew I would.
14:47Dr. X just contacted Secretary Norris.
14:50He wants an impossible ransom,
14:52or he's putting all of Europe in stasis.
14:56Somehow, I think Dr. X just contributed to his own downfall.
15:11I sure hope this works.
15:13You said yourself that all of Raid's senses had been super enhanced.
15:17To at least ten times normal.
15:19Then let him sniff that ransom note from Dr. X and turn him loose.
15:23Find him, boy!
15:25Find him!
15:41Subject located.
15:43Grid coordinates 47.1 and B-23.
15:46Okay, team. Time to get extreme!
15:49Subject located.
15:51Grid coordinates 47.1 and B-23.
15:54Okay, team. Time to get extreme!
16:19Stasis gas activated.
16:21Rockets ready to launch.
16:24Proceed, Professor.
16:35Salvo!
16:44Gatling, launch!
16:46Launch!
16:49Dr. X, get this creature away from me.
16:55He's not responding to the call control.
17:01No wonder. Someone put a neutralizing device on his collar.
17:07Now, back him away.
17:10Good work, Professor.
17:12Now, back him away.
17:14Good work, Professor.
17:16Good work, Professor.
17:18Now, we can finish our business with Action Man.
17:25Attack and destroy.
17:36Now that Action Man is about to be disposed of, Professor,
17:40you may proceed with the stasis gas launch.
17:46No, Ray! No!
17:48Attack! Attack!
17:56You can do it, Ray!
17:58Fight it! Fight it!
18:10No!
18:16Commencing final countdown.
18:22Launch the missiles!
18:24Launch them!
18:32Stasis gas launch...
18:37...has been cancelled.
18:39Blast you, Action Man!
18:46Fleabag? On the team?
18:49That's too extreme.
18:51Ray earned it, Nook.
18:54Besides, he really likes you.
18:57Okay, okay, he's on the team.
19:00But no more mushy stuff, you miserable mutt.
19:05Load action memory file.
19:08Loading.
19:10Activate virtual memory scan.
19:13Activating.
19:16Activating.
19:34This place...
19:36This animal...
19:38Looks so familiar.
19:40Vyra, cross-reference memory trace.
19:43Is this my family home?
19:45Confirmed. Location still unknown.
19:49Then this dog must have been mine as a child.
19:53No wonder I was drawn towards Raid.
19:55But the name...
19:57I cannot remember.
19:59It's all faint. Distant.
20:01With every memory, I grow closer to my forgotten past.
20:05A secret lies there.
20:07A secret I am determined to recover.
20:09And someday, I will succeed.
20:12Vyra, save file and exit.
20:15Vyra.
20:22You know instruction books, right?
20:24I took out some screws, some bolts, something completely strange.
20:29Now the tank won't start, and I'm not positive how to put it back together.
20:32I should have read the instructions, or asked the mechanic questions first.
20:36When something's new, it's important to ask questions.
20:39Or, read the instructions first.
20:41Otherwise, you could get hurt.
20:44Hurt others, or break something, just because you didn't know what you were doing.
20:48Take it from me.
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