Arthur -03x13 - Arthur's Dummy Disaster; Francine and the Feline
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00:00Every day when you're walking down the street Everybody that you meet has an original point
00:10of view And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:16If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other
00:22You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat
00:26Listen to the rhythm Rhythm of the street
00:28Open up your eyes Open up your ears
00:31Get together and make things better By working together
00:35It's a simple message And it comes from the heart
00:39Oh, believe in yourself For that's the place to start
00:44And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:49If you could learn to work and play And get along with each other
00:54Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
00:56Hey! What a wonderful kind of day
00:59Hey!
01:00Hey, T.W.!
01:03Hey!
01:09I made a purse for small change.
01:11See, you open it and close it with this string.
01:14And there's a pocket on the outside for credit cards.
01:18It's a holder for paper napkins.
01:21This was a napkin holder.
01:23Now it's a coat rack.
01:27This is, um, a block of wood with two nails in it.
01:33I, um, this is my, um, what I've been working on.
01:40You made that in arts and crafts?
01:44Of course. My dad helped me a little at home.
01:48Helped? He practically did the whole thing.
01:52Hey, aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?
01:56Whoa! I didn't see George's mouth move at all.
01:59That's creepy. I love it.
02:03Everybody, this is Wally. Pleased to meet you.
02:08You'll have to excuse George here.
02:10I may be a dummy, but he's got no manners.
02:15Hey, what do bananas say to the elephant?
02:19Nothing. Bananas don't talk.
02:25Here's another one.
02:27On which side of a cat do you find the most fur?
02:30The outside!
02:38Arthur's Dummy Disaster
02:41Yay!
02:45George! I have never laughed so hard in school.
02:50Yeah, that was really great, George.
02:52Why are you giving him the credit? I did all the talking.
02:55Well, I gotta go.
02:58This stiff neck is killing me.
03:01Stiff neck?
03:03How come we don't hang out with George? He's hysterical.
03:07I don't know. He's always been around, but I don't know him very well.
03:11I remember him back in kindergarten.
03:14I was just about to drink the fresh mango juice Mommy had packed me when...
03:28And I didn't get a chance to thank him.
03:30I think I hugged him once.
03:32Huh?
03:33It was in the soccer championship against Mighty Mountain.
03:37The score was tied. There was only a minute left in the game.
03:48You did it, George! You saved the game!
03:55Weird, isn't it?
03:56How can you know all this stuff about someone, but not really know them?
04:00It is weird.
04:02Hey, wait! You don't think he's a spy from a hostile alien nation, do you?
04:06Buster, not everyone who's quiet is an alien.
04:09You're right. I bet there are some loud ones, too.
04:14Hey, what's for lunch, guys? Any wood polish there?
04:18Whoa!
04:20If that's home cooking, I'm checking into a hotel.
04:23Hey, I bet you can't talk and eat at the same time.
04:26Sure I can!
04:28I'm eating! I'm talking! I'm eating! I'm talking!
04:36Ha-ha-ha!
04:42Blah, blah, blah, blah!
04:44Ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:47Yeah!
04:49Oh, no!
04:52Holy cow! What a hit!
04:55Yes, sir! That's out of the park.
04:57That's heading right this way!
04:59Aaaaahhh!
05:02Yeah!
05:04Hey, I think I chipped a tooth.
05:10Is there a dentist in the house or a carpenter?
05:13Yes, sir, out of the jaws of the feet and into the jaws of a giraffe.
05:18You know, victory tastes a lot like shoe leather.
05:21Come on, George, how do you do it?
05:24Teach us how to be ventriloquists.
05:26Well, first you gotta get a dummy, something funny looking.
05:29How's this?
05:30No, that's not funny.
05:32Rabbits are funny. Aardvarks are funny.
05:34Mooses are not funny.
05:37Tupac in a pocket, a pocket of...
05:38How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
05:41There's footprints in the peanut butter.
05:43It's not nice to call me a dummy.
05:45Look at me, I'm dancing.
05:47Oh, just grin and bear it.
05:49A car, that's not a dummy, that's just dumb.
05:53Oh, yeah?
05:56Hey, come on, Binky, let go already, he's gonna tear.
05:59Hello, I'm Princess Philomena. Hip, hip, cheerio.
06:04Wow, you're really good at this, Muffy.
06:06You hardly moved your lips.
06:08I didn't, it's a recording.
06:10See, there's a tape in the back.
06:12Hi, guys, the name's Socko.
06:14Ew!
06:16Change his name to Spinko.
06:19You like that boy, don't you?
06:21I know how you like to be petted because I have a lot of fur, too.
06:26Tuna casserole? Ew!
06:30Hey, I've got a great idea.
06:32Why don't we start with dessert tonight?
06:34I've got an even better idea.
06:36Why don't we put Artie away during dinner?
06:39Hey, it's dark in here.
06:41Who turned out the lights?
06:42Is it bedtime already?
06:44It sure gets dark this time of year.
06:47D.W.!
06:49D.W., what did you do with Artie?
06:51You took him, didn't you?
06:53Did not. Now you know what it feels like.
06:56Maybe you left him with my snowball.
06:59Artie couldn't have just gotten up and walked away.
07:05Hmm.
07:07Hey, Arthur.
07:09Look what I found.
07:11What?
07:13Hey, Arthur.
07:15Look what happened to Socko.
07:17My mom washed him.
07:19Yeah, I think Pal buried Artie somewhere.
07:21But I was getting kind of bored with him anyway.
07:24Cheerio.
07:26It's broken. I can't get it to stop.
07:29Cheerio.
07:31Cheerio.
07:33Oh, forget it.
07:35Cheerio. Cheerio.
07:37Actually, she was beginning to drive me crazy.
07:39Morning, ladies and germs.
07:42Ew!
07:44Gee, George, Wally's looking a little beat up.
07:47Maybe you should stop playing with him for a while.
07:49What are you talking about? I'm fine.
07:51Never felt better.
07:53Guess what? Fer invited me to a poetry reading tomorrow.
07:56Guess I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.
07:58So are my feet.
08:00They're long bellows. Get it?
08:02Long bellows.
08:04Um, that's great, George.
08:07Or Wally.
08:09Whoever.
08:13A bit of green to brighten the scene.
08:16I've heard it said that apples are red.
08:18How about some orange, too?
08:20Orange, orange, orange.
08:22Has anybody told George that this isn't poetry class?
08:25Yeah, I can't concentrate.
08:27My bananas are starting to look like giraffes.
08:30Orange, orange, orange.
08:32Um, George, you might as well stop
08:34because there is no rhyme for orange.
08:36Oh, well, then I'll use yellow.
08:38Thank you, my good fellow.
08:41Five times 12.
08:43Who knows the answer?
08:45Yes, George?
08:4750.
08:49No, that's not correct.
08:51Oh, well, what'd you expect?
08:53I'm a dummy.
08:55What's he doing?
08:57Ratburn's going to destroy him.
08:59Poor Wally.
09:01I mean, poor George.
09:03George, could you please see me after class?
09:06Mr. Ratburn just told me
09:08you can't bring the dummy into class anymore.
09:10Thank you, Mr. Ratburn.
09:12I really like George,
09:14but Wally was getting on my nerves.
09:16How'd it go, George?
09:18Ratburn probably told you
09:20not to bring the dummy to class anymore, right?
09:22That's okay, George, because we still...
09:25...can have lunch together every day.
09:27You know that, Mr. Ratburn?
09:29I don't think so.
09:31I don't think so.
09:33Every day.
09:35You know that Mr. Ratburn's one to talk.
09:37He's got about a hundred marionettes.
09:39But I bet they can't do this.
09:42Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
09:44Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
09:46And in the room, the children come and go,
09:49talking of milk and Oreos.
09:55Next will be a poem called
09:57The Bowl of Fruit, read by George.
10:04George, it's your...
10:06Huh?
10:08Hey, George, how's it going?
10:10Uh, sorry, Arthur, can't talk.
10:16George, what happened to Wally?
10:19Oh, uh, I guess I just, uh,
10:21lost my head in there.
10:25It's no use.
10:27It'll take forever to fix me.
10:29We'll never find Wally.
10:31It'll take forever to fix me.
10:33We'll never be invited to a poetry reading again.
10:36Maybe you could read your poem without Wally, George.
10:39What? No one wants to listen to him.
10:42Well, I do, and I never get to really talk to him.
10:45It always has to be through Wally.
10:47But no one paid attention to George before I came along.
10:53He was just that shy, goofy kid with the big horns,
10:56always getting his head stuck in his locker.
11:01Or knocking coats off the rack.
11:05I never noticed those things.
11:07Of course you didn't.
11:09Nobody ever noticed him at all.
11:11We'd all like to get to know him, uh, you better,
11:14but how can we if you... he...
11:16Wally is always in the way.
11:18But what if you all forget about me when I put him...
11:21I mean me away? I don't know, Arthur.
11:24Just try it, George. What's the worst that could happen?
11:32An orange, an apple, and a banana.
11:35This bowl of fruit doesn't come from a canna.
11:38It's real, it's fresh, it's good to eat.
11:40The stuff from the can is much too sweet.
11:44Gee, I did it.
11:47I really did it! Yahoo!
11:52I heard George was a big hit at Fern's poetry reading.
11:55And he did it all without the dummy.
11:57Yep, I think.
11:59Yep, I think we've seen the last of the dumb giraffe.
12:02Think again, Arthur.
12:07I knew it wouldn't last.
12:09What's he doing?
12:11Maybe he's only going to hang out with preschoolers from now on.
12:14Hi, guys. Can I join you?
12:16Sure. Um, what'd you do with Wally?
12:18Oh, I gave him to a little kid who looked kind of shy.
12:21Hey, Arthur.
12:23Oh, no.
12:25My name is Dolly.
12:27My name is Dolly. Now you're free, sisters.
12:29Come play with us, Arthur.
12:31Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
12:37My dummy's name is Bubbles.
12:39My name is Bubbles, and I like to watch TV.
12:42Hi, I'm Evan.
12:44Today we made ventriloquist dummies.
12:46This is Booley, and he likes sports and exercises.
12:51Hi, my name is Booley.
12:53Wanna play some football?
12:57This is Nonsense.
12:59Why did the turkey cross the road?
13:01Because he wasn't a chicken.
13:04This is Ringo, and he has to put gel in his hair
13:08every five minutes to keep it straight up.
13:12I like my hair straight up to make me look cool.
13:18Hello, my name is Mario,
13:20and I like running, doing sports, and going on missions.
13:25This is Penny, and she's too shy to say anything.
13:30This is Jennifer.
13:32I won a gold medal in the Olympics.
13:37This is Jay, and he's bungee jumping.
13:40Ahh!
13:42This is Pom Pom.
13:44She likes to jump, skip, and play around.
13:46Oops, I almost let go of one of my balloons.
13:50This is Mr. Gazoogleheimer.
13:52I enjoy contests to pronounce my name.
13:55Mr. Gazoogleheimer.
13:58Mr. Gazoogleheimer.
14:00Mr. Gazoogleheimer.
14:02People are really learning to pronounce his name.
14:05Gazoogleheimer.
14:07Gazoogleheimer.
14:13And now, back to the classroom!
14:19I've never had a pet,
14:21but if I did, I'd want a Komodo dragon.
14:28That, or a narwhal.
14:30But I don't think a narwhal will fit in my room.
14:33No, wait!
14:39I've always wanted a pterodactyl.
14:41It's like having a parrot, but it can give you a ride to the movies.
14:46Quick! Only five minutes before Carpet of Doom 2 starts!
14:53The only pet to have is a dog.
14:56Hey, I'm not done!
14:58I always wanted an amoeba.
15:01I've heard they're real friendly.
15:03Hey! Hi! How are you?
15:05Nice to meet you!
15:07As I was saying about dogs...
15:10We've heard about dogs.
15:12Dogs?
15:13We've heard about dogs.
15:15Brynn wants to talk about virtual hamsters.
15:17But dogs are better than virtual hamsters.
15:19Arthur, this is my opening scene, and you're hogging too much of it.
15:23But...
15:26Friend scene in the feline.
15:43Dad?
15:45Attention, friendskies! I have a surprise!
15:49What is it?
15:53Is it a 92-inch TV?
15:55Is it a narwhal?
16:03It's a narwhal!
16:05It's a narwhal!
16:07It's a narwhal!
16:09It's a narwhal!
16:12A kitten!
16:14He was at the junkyard.
16:16Poor little guy wanted my lunch.
16:18I don't think he'd eaten in a while.
16:21Oh, sweetie honey boo-boo face!
16:24Aren't you the cutest little snuggle muffin?
16:27Catherine, stop!
16:29You're making it sick to its stomach!
16:31Nonsense! Cats love this!
16:34They're cute and fluffy and they sit and they just look cute!
16:38Nuh-uh! They run and hunt and jump up high and chase wildebeests!
16:42Not this kitty!
16:46Guess what?
16:49We got a cat!
16:51Gross!
16:53What's wrong with a cat?
16:54Cats are awful!
16:56They're smelly and mean.
16:57I heard about this one cat that bit a kid's ear off.
17:00Yuck!
17:01They're cute and fluffy and they sit and they just look cute!
17:06Now a dog, like Pal, is loyal and friendly.
17:09He wouldn't bite anyone's ear off.
17:11And he's smart.
17:15Stop that! You're interrupting my tea party!
17:18Hey! My cookie!
17:21I suppose that shows how smart Pal is.
17:24Of course!
17:26Pal is helping D.W. learn that she shouldn't leave food lying around.
17:32You wouldn't see a cat doing anything that clever.
17:35My cookie!
17:41What have you done to it?
17:43It's been icky-fied!
17:45Don't be so over-dramatic!
17:47You're ruining its... its cat-itude!
17:52Good night, Rose Petal.
17:54Rose Petal?
17:56Oh, brother.
18:06SNORING
18:13How dare you try to steal the affections of my darling Rose Petal!
18:31What's wrong?
18:36No! Bad sweetie, Rose Petal!
18:41I don't understand.
18:43Cats are usually so refined.
18:51Ow! He punched me!
18:53Why is my muffin sweetie face acting this way?
19:02Wow!
19:06Just my luck!
19:08We get a cat that's exactly like Francine!
19:12You know, that kitten's turning out to be pretty clever.
19:15It hit Catherine on the leg after she made it wear a baby bonnet.
19:18Then it chased me around the house.
19:20It sounds vicious.
19:22No, it was playing. We had fun.
19:24A sense of self-respect and an ability to plan strategy.
19:28It does sound intelligent.
19:30But it's not.
19:33It does sound intelligent.
19:35No, it doesn't. It's stupid.
19:37All cats are stupid.
19:39Have you ever even known a cat?
19:41I don't have to. I know I don't like them.
19:43I bet if you met one you'd change your mind.
19:46It's almost dinner time. I better go.
19:49I think there must be good cats in the world.
19:52No. There are no good cats.
19:55They bite kids' ears, remember?
19:58Maybe the cat eating the boy's ear was one of those made-up stories.
20:01Like the one about the teenagers who got a hook in their bucket of fried chicken.
20:05Can't we have one minute without someone talking about stupid cats?
20:13I can't believe Francine likes a stupid cat.
20:16What if she gets more?
20:21Thanks for picking up my uniform.
20:23I was so busy I didn't have time.
20:26Aren't these shelves great?
20:28My dad built them so the cats can play on the walls.
20:30Cats are so smart, they need very creative play tools.
20:37Leave my ears alone!
20:40Oh, Arthur, they like you.
20:53Hi, Arthur. I brought the kitten over to meet you and Pal.
20:56Pal, this is Rose Pal...
20:58Uh, this is...
21:00Meemo! He's your new friend.
21:03Pal doesn't need any cats for friends. I'm his friend.
21:09What's he doing?
21:11That's a very normal cat reaction.
21:13Look, they're playing.
21:15Your cat is trying to kill Pal!
21:17He is not. They're having fun.
21:20Get your killer cat away from us!
21:22Get your killer cat away from us!
21:24Don't worry. After a few more meetings, you'll all be great friends.
21:28I don't think so.
21:34It's okay now. The evil cat is gone.
21:39What's wrong, Pal?
21:41You're just upset because you almost got killed.
21:44Come on, I'll give you a treat.
21:48And then it tried to kill Pal!
21:50It's like an Edgar Allan Poe cat.
21:52And it's black.
21:54Mostly.
21:55Pal looks fine to me.
21:57He's just being brave for us.
21:59Inside, he's scared and upset.
22:06Hey, look! It's Francine's cat.
22:09Oh, no.
22:11Mom's taking him to the vet for a check-up.
22:13Wow, he walks on a leash? That's pretty cool.
22:16He's like a dog.
22:18He's not like a dog at all.
22:20Arthur's right. He's like himself. He's unique.
22:23He also must be hungry because he just ate Arthur's sandwich.
22:27Hey!
22:30Why are you rewarding him? He just ate my sandwich!
22:34Maybe he's teaching you not to leave your food lying around.
22:40Ha ha, very funny.
22:43Francine's coming over to study,
22:45but I told her she couldn't bring her stupid cat.
22:49Gee, even mentioning that cat scares you.
22:56Ah!
22:58You obviously didn't mean what you said about not bringing Nemo.
23:01Underneath, you and Pal like him.
23:03You just don't realize it yet.
23:08Do you think we should study for the math quiz first?
23:11Ah! Francine! Get him off Pal!
23:14Why?
23:15He'll hurt him.
23:16He will not. Nemo wouldn't hurt anyone.
23:19Are you crazy? He's vicious.
23:23He is not. They're playing.
23:26That's not how nice animals play.
23:28You wouldn't know a nice animal if it bit you on the leg.
23:31If my cat isn't welcome here, then I'm not either.
23:35Goodbye, Arthur.
23:42For good.
23:44Bye.
23:48He's probably just not hungry, Arthur.
23:50No, he's upset.
23:52Francine's stupid cat tried to kill him again today.
23:55Francine got a cat?
23:57Yeah.
23:58It jumped on Pal and they were rolling around like something in a nature special.
24:02It was scary.
24:06Pal doesn't seem upset, Arthur.
24:08That's how animals play.
24:10Maybe everyone else likes cats, but we know how bad they are.
24:17A nice long walk will make you feel better.
24:21Huh?
24:40How dare your dog kidnap my cat!
24:42How dare your cat bully my dog!
24:51Whoa!
24:54Ouch!
24:56Hey!
24:57Arthur, you okay?
25:03Hey!
25:04Did he bite your ear?
25:06No, it tickles.
25:10I knew you'd like him if you just gave him a chance.
25:13Yeah, he seems almost as smart as Pal.
25:16Almost? He's smarter than any dog.
25:20No one is smarter than Pal.
25:22You haven't seen Nemo in action.
25:24I don't have to.
25:25No cat is as smart as a dog and Pal is the smartest dog on Earth.
25:30Well, Nemo's the smartest animal on Earth and the moon and in the whole universe.
25:34Wrong! Wrong! You are wrong!
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