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00:30I'll be back in a few minutes, okay?
00:45Sare phuladi hai Munna bhaiyya, aankhi chipka do aap.
00:49Kahe?
00:50Tu nahi chipka sakti ka?
00:54Haan?
00:55Woh bechara beche bhi aur chipka bhi?
00:59Are woh roj jaane ke pehle ek ghanta padhai karta hai, phir jaata hai bechne.
01:04Aur tu din bhar padhi padhi chaad paayi todti rehti hai, tumko toh aur kuch kaam hai nahi.
01:08Chalo, aur jaake bhai ka help kar.
01:10Usko palko pe betha ke rakha hai, aur humko chain se palang mein bhi bethne nahi dete.
01:13Humko toh lagta hai, wohi sagay hai.
01:15Hum toh mil gaye, kude daan mein.
01:17Kaha hai na pitiya, humko bada bhokh laga tha.
01:20Ghar mein khaana nahi tha, toh pados mein chale gaye khaana khaane.
01:24Woh kamina, aisa khilaya ki das mehne tak peth khaali hi nahi hua.
01:29Bas phalto ki baat karte raho tum.
01:35Hum hi boore hai ghar mein, baaki sab doodh ke dhule hai.
01:45Upar se woh, is umar mein chale padhne.
01:48Tu khaali chugli kar uski.
01:50Haan, mujhe pata hai.
01:52Mere munne jaisa nek ladka, poore gaon mein nahi hai.
01:56Arey, padhne dikhne ka bhi koi umar hota hai ka?
02:04Aadmi ke link ke uttejit hone pe, aasat lambai 6 inch hoti hai.
02:11Yadhi thukai ke waqt yoni mein 6 inch bhitar, aur 5 inch bahar aata hai toh,
02:18ek baar andar bahar hone par lagbhag 12 inch ka safar tay karta hai.
02:24Baap re, phir maal lo, ek pakar mein 50 baar andar bahar hota hai,
02:32toh 12 gune 50, barabar 600 inch chalta hai.
02:38Matlab, iss se maanavta ke anusaar,
02:42toh ek samane manuse ka link, apne jeevan kaal mein lagbhag 200 se 300 km ka safar tay karta hai.
02:50Baap re, itna khatarnak ganit, yeh toh bhaiya humne kabhi ghanta padha hi nahi ki.
03:12Kaafi mulaayam aur bade bade gubbare hai, aur size bhi kaafi ache hai, waise hi kya size honge hai iske?
03:36Humko ka pata ho, kitne chahiye bolo?
03:39Do dido.
03:43Lo.
03:45Hehehehe.
04:04Sri Sri Bhosri ke kachru, yeh gubbare hai, aam nahi jo daba daba ke dekh raha ho.
04:10Munna, I was looking at it because these days some people are so big that they break easily.
04:18That's why I was looking at it.
04:22You know that Munna doesn't sell fake stuff.
04:27Now that you have taken it, get out of here.
04:35Bholi, you are very innocent.
04:39And this Akhil is the leader of the Indian organization.
04:42Don't talk to him too much.
04:46Hey, if someone comes to buy stuff, won't you give it?
04:50Don't worry. My Jalebi is not that innocent.
04:54You also take care.
04:57Don't act like a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
05:00Watch out for India Crime Patrol.
05:09Move aside.
05:14And listen, send two extra rotis.
05:22As if he is playing mother-sister with everyone's sisters.
05:25I am thinking that I shouldn't have a sister with his sister.
05:29But my name is also Bholi.
05:31I don't put a pin with thorns in my hair.
05:34I don't put a pin with thorns in my hair.
05:37I will put it in Munna's hair.
05:42If you don't get life again, come and break Munna's balloon.
05:46If you don't get life again, come and break Munna's balloon.
05:50This is not just a balloon, this is your lucky charm.
06:04When I said I love you,
06:07Pahinchod said we have some dreams.
06:11We have to fulfill those dreams.
06:13Now look at her dreams.
06:15She is washing children's clothes.
06:22If you don't get life again, come and break Munna's balloon.
06:26If you don't get life again, come and break Munna's balloon.
06:32If you don't get life again, come and break Munna's balloon.
06:37If you don't get life again, come and break Munna's balloon.
06:41Munna bhaiya! Munna bhaiya!
06:44Munna bhaiya, give my friend the phone.
06:46Give me the phone.
06:48Is it?
06:49Okay.
06:51But tell me one thing.
06:53Where is your sister?
06:55She is preparing for music at home.
06:59Okay.
07:00Break the balloons.
07:03I will take the money from your sister.
07:22Hello.
07:23Tell me.
07:24Your Chutka has come.
07:26And he is trying to break the balloons.
07:28Ask that idiot to leave.
07:30He doesn't know that the more balloons he breaks,
07:33the more his sister will be broken.
07:36Why do you worry?
07:38I will break it with love.
07:40I know how much you love to break.
07:44Last time, I don't know, did you apply chili?
07:47Whenever I sit in the toilet,
07:49the girl's snap comes.
07:51Don't worry.
07:53Today, I have taken a bath.
07:55Now, let me laugh a little.
08:00Listen.
08:01There is a wedding at home.
08:03Today, we will meet you at the cow shed.
08:08Okay.
08:09You keep an eye on it.
08:11I will come.
08:18Human is also a walking Taj Mahal.
08:22I don't know how many Mumtaz are buried in my heart.
08:34Take this.
08:37You break the balloons.
08:38I will suck the mangoes.
08:40Take this.
08:50You are not jumping too much today.
08:53Sometimes I feel like killing you.
08:58Then I think that in this country,
09:01there are very few people who take it well.
09:10What?
09:17What kind of traditions are there in our country?
09:20Now tell me.
09:21Do you also sing abuses?
09:23Tell me.
09:24Okay, tell me one thing.
09:26Your sister is getting married, right?
09:29Tell her to go to her in-laws after cleaning properly.
09:33Why?
09:34Hey, if she doesn't go after cleaning properly,
09:37the groom feels that the girl's marriage is against his will.
09:41That's why she has come in such a bad mood.
09:44Really.
09:45You are very bad.
09:47Thank you for the compliment.
09:51Okay, tell me.
09:55Who named your brother Lakhan Udas Netaji Das?
10:02Father.
10:03Father?
10:05Do you know what is the short form of such a big name?
10:10L for Lakhan.
10:12U for Uday.
10:14N for Netaji.
10:16And D for Das.
10:18If you combine everything...
10:19I understood.
10:20Don't speak.
10:22Take it out.
10:23Break the balloons.
10:25And go from here.
10:26Otherwise, if you get stuck with this rose,
10:30the rest of the flowers will be sad.
10:34Have you gone mad?
10:36What are you talking about?
10:38You know that apart from you,
10:40I don't even think of touching any other girl.
10:46Is that so?
10:47So, who was the father of the child
10:51who was about to be born in that village?
10:54Hey, I don't know whose child it was.
10:58I am not the father of all the naked kids in the village.
11:04Really?
11:05Yes.
11:08You didn't buy a rose today again, right?
11:10Are you going to beat me up?
11:13I told you, darling.
11:15I don't get a rose of my size.
11:17And when I don't get it, I don't touch it.
11:21It's simple.
11:22No nonsense.
11:24Another excuse.
11:26Why do you worry?
11:29Just count to ten.
11:32We will do it ten times.
11:34It will be done.
11:35Okay.
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