• 3 months ago
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00:00And so, in half a year, I've reached 1 million subscribers.
00:06If I can't do that, I'll disband Midnight Punch!
00:14No, it's too late, too late! I thought time had stopped!
00:17The timing of the subtitles was perfect, and the teacher said it over and over again.
00:21Yes, teacher!
00:23And the font was too light.
00:25Next!
00:26I'm saying something heavy, so you have to match it to the text!
00:29Do you understand?
00:30Yes, I'll do my best!
00:37But it's really heavy.
00:40I have to do something about it.
00:46What is it?
00:47What was that exchange just now?
00:50Why are these two so...
00:54precious?
01:03That was close.
01:05But it's okay, right?
01:08It's my first time offering it to two people.
01:20I'll do my best!
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04:11And now, for the second stage of the strategy.
04:14I want you to like the channel itself and subscribe.
04:17Once the short video starts playing, I want as many people as possible to subscribe to the channel.
04:23But this hurdle is just too high!
04:25Huh? Why?
04:27Isn't subscribing to a channel just a click of a button like playing a video?
04:31A click of a button?
04:33It's very difficult to get people to do it.
04:36For example, if you have a thumbnail, you can earn views.
04:40But if you're disappointed in the content, you can't subscribe to the channel.
04:44In other words...
04:46I love this channel!
04:48If you don't think that far ahead, you won't be able to reach the subscription mark!
04:53Then how can I get people to like it?
04:55Um...
04:56What kind of people do you all like?
04:58Masaki...
04:59Bitter!
05:00The man I fell in love with...
05:02Huh?
05:03He always took me around the world with him.
05:07But at home, he was a lonely man who kept playing dominoes alone.
05:16That lizard's statement...
05:18There was an answer!
05:20Where?
05:21In other words, I'll like it!
05:23The keyword is...
05:25Unexpected!
05:26It's a gap!
05:27That's right!
05:28Analyzing videos with high subscriber growth rates...
05:32I'll find out what the gap is that we're looking for!
05:37Huh?
05:38What's wrong?
05:39The growth rate is the highest...
05:42Mr. Lizard's clothing project?
05:45This project was fun, wasn't it?
05:47But it's not a project that stood out in particular...
05:52But it's growing a lot!
05:54Yeah...
05:55It's just a video of me drinking tapioca and having fun.
05:59There are a lot of comments!
06:01Let's go buy some tapioca tomorrow!
06:03Wow!
06:04Influencers are going to explode here!
06:09I knew it...
06:11This video, and this video...
06:13The number of subscribers is increasing!
06:20I saw it!
06:22Viewers from Shorty think that Mayopans are weirdos.
06:28Mayopans are sensitive to trends.
06:32Viewers want that.
06:37The answer to the second stage is...
06:41Mayopans x Trends!
06:44Eat trendy food, cook with it, and control makeup and fashion.
06:50All right!
06:51I've cleared the second stage!
06:55It was supposed to be like this...
06:59It's not growing at all...
07:04Musaki...
07:10Two...
07:11Two?
07:13I'm going to upload two videos every day from now on!
07:17Two videos?!
07:21I'll upload two videos a day.
07:23I'll do this and move on to the next phase!
07:27I have to reach 150,000 subscribers by now!
07:31I can't reach 1 million subscribers in six months!
07:35So now...
07:38I have to do it...
07:43What is this...
07:45I just have to sleep...
07:48I just have to sleep...
07:52I don't want to lose it again...
08:09Oh, no!
08:11Huh?
08:23Good morning.
08:36Good morning.
08:37I'm Rive.
08:39Musaki was sleeping, so I did everything!
08:44I'm sorry I fell asleep.
08:46Rive, you're amazing!
08:48You're a master of editing!
08:50Master?
08:51From now on, I can always edit for you!
08:54So whenever you're in trouble, you can always rely on me!
08:58I mean, Rive and Musaki are a perfect match!
09:03You're naive!
09:04Editing isn't that easy!
09:07The sound effects and BGM aren't good enough!
09:10You can't even talk to each other!
09:13You have to make the viewers want to see more of you!
09:17You have to start over!
09:19Master...
09:21Well, let's eat!
09:27Huh?
09:28What are you doing?
09:30I'm not doing anything!
09:31I'm hiding!
09:32I'm not hiding!
09:33Ichigo, let's eat!
09:35Yes, boss!
09:36Stop it! It's embarrassing!
09:38Get ready!
09:42Let's eat!
09:45Wow!
09:48Here...
09:50And here...
09:51Let's eat!
09:55Wow!
09:56And here...
09:57And here...
09:58And here...
09:59And here!
10:03Um...
10:04What?
10:05To be honest, I can't do all of this by myself.
10:10So, Rive and Musaki...
10:12That's impossible!
10:14Do you think you can leave this to me?
10:16Fine, I'll do it all!
10:20What?
10:21Three birds with one stone?
10:24I have to protect the Vampires.
10:27I dare you to say that.
10:30You...
10:31Don't complain!
10:38Why?
10:39Why won't it increase?
10:42Can't I do all of this?
10:57She's still awake.
11:03Ugh!
11:09It's time to wrap up the party!
11:15Huh?
11:16What's with that ending?
11:18It's lame!
11:20What a terrible way to put it.
11:22But...
11:24I'll do it again!
11:27Hey!
11:28Don't forget to watch the next episode!
11:31You'll watch it again, right?
11:32Of course!
11:33Don't forget to listen to the new song next week!
11:36Of course!
11:39We're the Ethan Kids!
11:42I'm an Ethan Girl, too!
11:45What do you mean?
11:50So that's your type.
11:52That's unexpected.
11:53No, no, no!
11:54I just thought I'd learn something from this amazing streamer!
12:00Um...
12:01If you come down, I'll shake you.
12:04O-Okay.
12:06Um...
12:07Please don't tell Rib and the others...
12:09I won't.
12:14I knew something was wrong.
12:18Masaki-san...
12:20Hey, have you subscribed to the Ethan Kids channel?
12:25Yes!
12:26It's my first time!
12:29Huh?
12:36Then why did you decide to subscribe?
12:39W-W-Well...
12:42Um...
12:43Calm down.
12:48I think it's because they're so precious.
12:52Precious?
12:53Yes!
12:54That's why I wanted to continue watching and supporting them.
12:58That's why I subscribed.
13:02They're precious.
13:05Um...
13:06What do you mean by precious?
13:09Huh?
13:10That's...
13:11E-Ethan...
13:12You're crazy!
13:13I know, right?
13:14I thought you were scary, but you're actually kind!
13:16Of course, that's true, but...
13:19Precious is our relationship.
13:22Huh?
13:23When we're talking...
13:25I can see it sometimes.
13:26It's not a character I'm making!
13:28It's his figure!
13:29The moment I saw him!
13:31That's...
13:36Wow!
13:38It's Masaki!
13:44Precious...
13:49Precious...
13:51Did I get that kind of comment a lot when Harith was popular?
13:56Yeah.
14:16He's young.
14:27He's young?
14:36He's young?
14:50It's midnight!
14:51Good morning! I'm Lim!
14:53Ichika!
14:54Fu!
14:55Welcome!
14:56Today's plan is to eat all the giant macarons before we go home!
15:00That's not the plan, though.
15:01So detailed!
15:02Well then, itadakimasu!
15:07Ah!
15:08Oh!
15:09Fuu, you're drooling!
15:11I'm not drooling!
15:22Here I go!
15:26Hmph.
15:27I knew it.
15:35It's a summer outfit for a lizard girl!
15:41L-U-N-O!
15:44UNO!
15:46It's really nice!
15:47This is for this year's...
15:48I want to wear it, too!
15:51This outfit isn't for kids.
15:55It's trendy!
15:55I want to be elegant, too!
15:57Elegant, huh?
15:58It's trendy!
16:01This, too.
16:04This, too.
16:07This, too.
16:08Huh?
16:18Like this!
16:19And here?
16:20Like this!
16:21I said no!
16:22Then...
16:23Like this?
16:24That's it!
16:25I-I did it!
16:30You let your guard down!
16:31I'll pay you back for drowsiness!
16:33I'm so thirsty!
16:37Fuu! I caught a lizard!
16:41You lizard!
16:47What is it?
16:50Um...
16:52I just realized something.
16:54Huh?
16:56The people who subscribed to our channel...
17:00Everyone's...
17:01Huh?
17:05I think it was because of everyone's relationship.
17:07I think it was because of everyone's relationship.
17:10I thought I understood.
17:13But...
17:14I had to increase the number of subscribers.
17:16I had to increase the number of subscribers.
17:18So I didn't really understand.
17:21So I didn't really understand.
17:24In the end, everyone's good points...
17:26In the end, everyone's good points...
17:28It's only natural that it doesn't grow.
17:33It's a waste of time.
17:36That's why everyone laughed, got angry, and worried.
17:40That's why everyone laughed, got angry, and worried.
17:42That was the weapon of drowsiness.
17:46I'm always like that.
17:49Even when I was in Alice.
17:51Even when I was in Alice.
17:53Even when I was in Alice.
17:56I'm sure you'll be kicked out.
18:00You're really stupid.
18:01No.
18:02No.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:04Well, that's what it is.
18:05Well, that's what it is.
18:06Hey!
18:07You're rushing again!
18:11I've said it many times.
18:13I've said it many times.
18:16I love you!
18:17I love you!
18:18You found something, right?
18:20You found something, right?
18:23So...
18:24Let's work hard together from now on.
18:28Don't rush alone.
18:30Let's all rush together.
18:32So...
18:33I edited this again with everyone.
18:38I already put in the kanji.
18:40The kanji was messed up.
18:42I'll do the BGM.
18:46You've been doing it with everyone?
18:50I'm still not good at it.
18:52Masaki.
18:53From now on, rely on us more.
18:56We'll rely on you, too.
18:58We're all Maya fans.
19:01Okay?
19:13Rely on you?
19:18Well, let's get started.
19:22Can I take a picture?
19:29So, let's get started.
19:31I don't mean that.
19:32Explain to me.
19:33We're going to talk in the bath.
19:35I told you.
19:36Everyone's relationship is important.
19:39We don't care about clothes, makeup, camera, or anything else.
19:42Show us, everyone!
19:44I just got in.
19:46It's all about the numbers.
19:49We need numbers.
19:51Also, Ichiko, you can hide in the strawberry syrup from start to finish, so it's fine!
19:57Why do I have to be hidden?!
19:59Because the channel might get banned!
20:01But I'm only 110 years old!
20:03Shut up! You're going to protect Vampice, aren't you?
20:05Just give up because you thought you could wear the costume you wanted!
20:09Come on, don't talk so much and let's get started!
20:11Okay, ready, start!
20:13Good morning, even though it's midnight!
20:15Midnight Punch! I'm Eve!
20:18Today's topic is talking in the bath!
20:21No, no, we've been living together for a long time, so we don't have time to talk.
20:27Oh, really?
20:29Then I have an interesting topic to talk about...
20:35Fu is a big fan of Itan Kids!
20:38Ichiko knows! She's a YouTuber with a shampoo hat!
20:41Huh? So that's why you love baths, huh?
20:45But, you know...
20:46What's so great about a girl like that?
20:53Itan Kids, don't make fun of me!
20:57Don't make fun of me!
21:02Help me!
21:07All right!
21:08So the Mayopan's effect is working!
21:11That's not it!
21:12It's definitely a skin effect!
21:14Is this really okay?
21:16Well, I guess we'll be able to upload one video a day.
21:20Wait a minute!
21:22We're going to upload three videos a day?
21:23Masaki...
21:26Well, yeah.
21:28I want to take a lot of pictures of everyone's useless parts.
21:31The second stage was for 100,000 people, right?
21:35The next one is finally...
21:36Yeah.
21:37The third stage is a collaboration with a big guy.
21:41Collaboration?
21:42I sent a few people an email asking for a collaboration.
21:48No way!
21:49What's wrong?
21:50The invitation to the YouTuber Festival?
21:55I'm done shooting.
21:57Now...
21:58Oh, USB.
22:00Connect the camera again.
22:03There's a file, too.
22:05Okay, let's get started.
22:08When I opened the curtains, Asahi came in through the door.
22:11Rizu, what?
22:12Are you making fun of me, too?
22:14Good night.
22:15It's time for someone I don't know to wake up.
22:18It's a job that keeps my soul from being reflected.
22:22When the surroundings become quiet, the inside of my head is noisy.
22:25If you look at this, the voices of the others will get in the way.
22:28It's worthless.
22:29It's annoying.
22:30Get out of here.
22:31I got it.
22:32So what do you want me to do?
22:33Because it's none of your business.
22:35You're selfish, aren't you?
22:37Do whatever you want.
22:39I'll light it up in the middle of the night.
23:05I'm the only one who's editing.
23:12Oh, this is...
23:15Is this a teleprompter?
23:19Okay, it's done.
23:21I'll turn it off now.
23:25Oh, no, no, no!
23:26Tsuboshi is in trouble!
23:27There was a bug on Mr. Wazaki, wasn't there?
23:29Yes, there was a kiss over there!
23:30What?
23:31But Tsuboshi is the only one over there!
23:35Next time, on Dansei Tsumafesu Kiyomi!
23:37N-Nervous Kiyomi!