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00:00This is a video I recorded at my home in Tokyo.
00:05I was invited to a party at my home in Tokyo.
00:10I was invited to a party at my home in Tokyo.
00:15I was invited to a party at my home in Tokyo.
00:20It was a very big party.
00:25I went to a party with my wife and children.
00:28I can't believe I'm a professional Japanese singer.
00:34I was invited to a party at my home in Tokyo.
00:39I was invited to a party at my home in Tokyo.
00:44I was invited to a party at my home in Tokyo.
00:50This is the first time I've ever been on a foot sale.
00:58What's with this time?
01:00It's boring.
01:02I want to drink already.
01:05But he's not here yet.
01:11The more I think about it, the more my body is getting stiff.
01:16You're already 21. You're totally different from when you were 20.
01:19That's true.
01:20Is Maki-chan's birthday this year?
01:23Yes, that's right.
01:24She's so young!
01:26She's so young!
01:27She's so young!
01:28Huh?
01:29But Maki-chan looks older than her.
01:31Huh?
01:32Didn't Maki-chan look older than her?
01:34Wow.
01:35Does that mean I'm the only one who's older?
01:38Say it already!
01:40No way!
01:41That's mean!
01:42She's my senpai!
01:43She's my senpai!
01:44Everyone's so smart when they say something so random.
01:50What's the point of a foot sale?
01:52Tell me what your real goal is.
01:55Before we go to London, let's make a group line here.
01:58That's a great idea!
01:59Right?
02:00The name is...
02:02LAND GACHI ZEI NO UTAGETTO.
02:05Okay.
02:06The group line is over.
02:08I know, right?
02:09Let's drink again at my place.
02:12He's so short-tempered.
02:14He's so full of energy.
02:17I guess girls have a good sense of humor.
02:21Some girls come to me when I'm not doing anything.
02:24Some girls leave me when I'm not doing anything.
02:28This is what college students are like.
02:30First year students.
02:32Can I put lemon on the fried food?
02:35Sure.
02:36I love you.
02:41Seriously?
02:43Is it okay?
02:44It's just one chance.
02:46It's not a one-time thing.
02:48You idiot!
02:49You're saying stupid things.
02:51I'm not sad.
02:52I...I prefer...
02:58Sorry, I'm late.
03:01Sakurai's...
03:02I'm sorry.
03:03I love you.
03:05Ah, Sakurai-san!
03:07Sakurai-san, you have a great sense of humor.
03:09You're so cute today.
03:11You're so cute!
03:17Eh? Eh? They're coming this way!
03:18What should I do? I'm not ready yet!
03:20Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
03:22Sakurai-san, this way.
03:27Come this way, Sakurai-san.
03:29Leave those boring guys alone.
03:31Come here and talk to me.
03:33Talk to me, I'm begging you!
03:36By the way, what kind of person does Sakurai-san like?
03:39What are you talking about?
03:41What kind of person? I'm curious too.
03:43It's not like that, but...
03:45Hmm, what is it?
03:48Ah, a serious person?
03:50Yes.
03:52Or a kind person?
03:54A kind and serious person.
03:56You're so vague.
03:58If you say that, it's me.
04:00A kind and serious person, right?
04:03You idiot, who are you talking about?
04:05But, um, Sakurai-san?
04:08That's what I'm saying.
04:10Eh? No, no, no.
04:12What? You're scary.
04:14Eh? I mean, your face is important.
04:18Then, what kind of person do you like?
04:20Me?
04:22I like Sakurai-san.
04:25That's unexpected.
04:27Even though you like me this much?
04:31Yes, yes. But you might understand.
04:34Understand?
04:36Eh? Really? I'm so happy!
04:39But, um...
04:41But, I don't hate you either.
04:46Eh?
04:48I've always noticed.
04:50Ah, ah...
04:53But, you're making me say it.
04:57You idiot.
04:59I-I'm sorry.
05:02Hey, look at me.
05:05Ah, no...
05:07Look at me.
05:09Then I'll do something good for you.
05:11Eh? But...
05:13Ah, Sakurai-san, I'm sorry.
05:17Ah, no...
05:21Ah, ah...
05:24Eh? What's this?
05:26Ah...
05:28Ah?
05:30It's huge.
05:32Hey.
05:40It's delicious.
05:44You're late.
05:48Did you come here with Sakurai-san?
05:51Yeah.
05:56You're still sulking, aren't you, Uji?
05:59You don't look like you're in a good mood.
06:02Let's go, let's go to Sakura.
06:06It's impossible. You can't tell.
06:09Why not?
06:11You're already completely drunk.
06:14It's too late to go now.
06:17Yeah.
06:19You won't know unless you go.
06:22I know, but...
06:24If I go now,
06:26I'll just get drunk.
06:28No, that's not true.
06:30Anyway, I'll make you some sake.
06:33Hey, this isn't a show.
06:35Are you going to get dumped?
06:37I'm going to get dumped, Uji.
06:40You?
06:42You're not going to do that, are you?
06:45Eh?
06:46I feel bad for you.
06:48I'll hold your hand and make you some memories.
06:51Then I'll block your phone number.
06:55But you'll get dumped.
06:57It's even worse.
06:59You won't know unless you go.
07:02No...
07:03No? Then hurry up and decide.
07:06I've heard a lot about you,
07:08but you're just a mask, aren't you?
07:10That's true, but...
07:14But you know,
07:16if you keep this up,
07:18you might get taken away by someone over there.
07:25Taken away?
07:35You're super beautiful and have a great style.
07:37You're clean and have a great personality.
07:39You're kind to both men and women.
07:41Even I...
07:44I want to break up with you.
07:49No, no, no, no.
07:51All of you...
07:53No, no, no.
07:54I'll make you drink a lot.
07:57Then you'll get drunk.
07:59Stop it.
08:00You'll get drunk.
08:01I don't want to.
08:02You'll get drunk.
08:03No, I won't.
08:04You'll get drunk. Listen to me.
08:06No, no, no.
08:07You'll get drunk.
08:09Yes.
08:10Listen to me.
08:13You'll get drunk.
08:16Then you'll be on their side.
08:21No, I won't be on their side.
08:25Shut up.
08:26Are you happy now?
08:27Those rules don't apply to them.
08:31Got it?
08:36While you're getting drunk...
08:41...we'll see who's going to take Sakurai home.
08:49Do your best.
08:56But you're just a spectator.
09:00You can't do anything.
09:03You can't do anything.
09:05You're just a spectator.
09:09If someone were to get on Sakurai's boat...
09:13...even if you didn't want that...
09:16...even if you wanted to take Sakurai home right now...
09:20...it's too late.
09:22Sabae, please.
09:25Because you...
09:27Stop it.
09:29Stop it.
09:32You're...
09:34...not Osomatsu!
09:45Hey.
09:46Stop it.
09:47Stop it.
09:49Stop it.
09:51Stop it.
09:53Stop it.
09:57Don't cry.
09:59But...
10:02...I don't want to do that.
10:06I'm sorry. Don't cry.
10:09You're drunk, aren't you?
10:13Who do you think you are?
10:16You're too drunk to understand.
10:20I'm sorry.
10:26But...
10:28...I don't want Sakurai to take me home.
10:37Okay, I get it.
10:39I'll think about it with you.
10:43Sabae...
10:46...are you sure?
10:48Yes.
10:50So...
10:51...don't make me drink any more.
10:54Okay?
10:55Yes!
10:56Thank you very much!
10:58Excuse me!
10:59Two more drinks, please!
11:02Okay, that'll be 2,500 yen per person.
11:05Okay!
11:06I'm the mayor, so I'll pay 3,000 yen!
11:09Then pay more!
11:10Okay!
11:11Then I'll pay one more!
11:13I'll pay 6 tons!
11:15Oh!
11:16Sakurai!
11:18Sakurai!
11:19You're so cute today.
11:22Reika, are you still drinking?
11:25I'm still drinking.
11:26Sabae...
11:28...she's free-spirited, but...
11:32...she's a good girl.
11:34She's close with Sakurai, so...
11:36...I'm sure she'll tell me how to beat her.
11:42Here you go!
11:44Here you go!
11:45Here you go!
11:46Here you go!
11:47Here you go!
11:48Here you go!
11:49Sabae is always cheerful...
11:51...and she gets along with everyone around her.
11:55She's the complete opposite of me.
11:59But...
12:00...that's why...
12:02...she's always being helped.
12:07Oh!
12:10It's so good!
12:20You drank too much.
12:23Are you okay?
12:25I feel sick.
12:28Hey!
12:29Stop it!
12:30Here!
12:31Give me your hand!
12:36It's so good!
12:38Give me your hand!
12:43If I get this invitation...
12:45...it'll be over.
12:47In many ways.
13:06Here!
13:07Give me your hand!
13:08It's so good!
13:09Give me your hand!
13:10It's so good!
13:11Give me your hand!
13:12It's so good!
13:13It's so good!
13:14It's so good!
13:15It's so good!
13:16It's so good!
13:17It's so good!
13:18It's so good!
13:19It's so good!
13:20It's so good!
13:21It's so good!
13:22It's so good!
13:23It's so good!
13:24It's so good!
13:25It's so good!
13:26It's so good!
13:27It's so good!
13:28It's so good!
13:29It's so good!
13:30It's so good!
13:31It's so good!
13:32It's so good!
13:33It's so good!
13:34It's so good!
13:35It's so good!
13:36It's so good!
13:37It's so good!
13:38It's so good!
13:39It's so good!
13:50Anyway.
13:53I'll meet you at Sakurai.
13:56Always.
14:05I can't get enough of this!
14:12You're still drinking?
14:14I drank so much, and now I'm back to beer.
14:20I feel like I'm going to throw up.
14:28Hey, I told you to drink more!
14:32You're not getting any better.
14:35Come on.
14:37What's wrong with you?
14:39It's not like that.
14:41Huh? Beer is good, right? I don't agree with that.
14:45It's not like that!
14:46What about the strategy meeting? You've been drinking for over an hour.
14:50Where did you go when you said you'd take my advice on love?
14:55If I don't drink, I won't get better, right?
15:00The more I drink, the more I get better at love.
15:06Are you drunk?
15:07Are you still drinking?
15:09I'm just getting started.
15:18Let me tell you something good.
15:22The other day, we went to Sakurai's house.
15:27We took a bath together and slept together.
15:36What's that?
15:42It was pink.
15:45What?
15:49I'll call you if I need anything.
15:51No!
15:53You won't understand if I don't tell you.
15:56What do you think it is?
16:02Pink.
16:04Pink.
16:06That's...
16:12You're such an idiot.
16:21No, it's not bad.
16:25It's actually good.
16:30You're laughing too much.
16:43Why did you go to Sakurai's house?
16:46What do you mean?
16:48Sakurai is a virgin.
16:50That's not true.
16:52Virgins don't talk.
16:59Drink some water.
17:01It's hot.
17:18You like virgins, don't you?
17:22No, I don't.
17:24You're such a pervert.
17:26I can tell you're a pervert just by looking at you.
17:29I told you it's not true.
17:33Sakurai is a virgin, too.
17:36Right?
17:38I can tell you're a pervert.
17:40Right?
17:42I think I'm going to fall in love with you.
17:45That's not the reason I fell in love with you.
17:47Don't act tough.
17:49It's okay.
17:51Don't look down on me.
17:53It's okay.
17:58We were an H-couple.
18:02It can't be helped.
18:05Sakurai, you're such a...
18:07I'm a pervert.
18:08You're a pervert!
18:13You're a pervert?
18:15Yes, I am.
18:20I see.
18:25Do you want to touch me?
18:33What?
18:34I won't touch you.
18:35I'm not a pervert.
18:38Then...
18:41If I touch you,
18:45will you tell Sakurai?
18:47No, I won't.
18:49What are you going to do?
18:55It's okay.
18:57It's okay.
18:59I'm serious.
19:01It's okay.
19:03I'm serious.
19:08I'm serious.
19:27H-couple...
19:30H-couple...
19:37H-couple...
19:43H-couple...
19:48H-couple...
19:55Hey!
19:56Isn't this a bad idea?
19:58I'd like a drink.
20:00And a drink.
20:02Yes.
20:08Hey...
20:10Hey...
20:19Is Ujin-cho
20:21only three stations from here?
20:23Yes.
20:24Do you have a last train?
20:26No.
20:28I don't think so.
20:30I see.
20:34Then...
20:36Do you want me to take you home?
20:46No.
20:48I can walk home.
20:50It's okay.
20:52I see.
20:54See you next week.
21:06I see.
21:16If I had just...
21:18If I had just followed her...
21:21I wonder what would have happened to me and Sabae.
21:26But...
21:27As a training with Sakurai-san...
21:29But...
21:31As a training with Sakurai-san...
21:33As a training with Sakurai-san...
21:35No.
21:37It's too bad.
21:39No.
21:40No, no, no.
21:44No.
21:45It's no good.
21:47It's really no good.
21:49Yes.
21:51Yes.
21:53Yes.
22:03If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:05If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:07It would have ended.
22:23If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:25If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:27If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:29If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:31If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:33If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:35If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:37If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:39If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:41If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:43If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:45If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:47If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:49If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:51If I had just done it with Sabae...
22:53If I had just done it with Sabae...