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English dubs.
The Dancing Kung Fu
The Smart Cavalier
The Hero Kan Feng Chih
鬼馬雙俠闖江潮
大俠客
Transcript
00:00:00It's a beautiful day. The hills are so green.
00:00:08Hey, Framedan, look!
00:00:10Hey, Hanger.
00:00:11Huh?
00:00:12The reason we're going to town is to find you a husband.
00:00:16It's high time you were married, and we'll do it by contest.
00:00:20Oh?
00:00:21The first man who can beat you at Kung Fu, that man gets to marry you and gives you strong sons.
00:00:28And me strong grandsons.
00:00:31Framedan!
00:00:46Framedan!
00:00:48Huh?
00:00:49You wait for me.
00:00:50You do, on the go.
00:00:58Framedan!
00:01:28Framedan!
00:01:58Framedan!
00:02:28Hey, all you gentlemen, listen to me.
00:02:39I'm Wopo Chi, from Tongzhou.
00:02:44My granddaughter seeks a husband.
00:02:48By Kung Fu contest.
00:02:50Hey, come along, you mean.
00:02:52The entry conditions are not too strict.
00:02:56And any man, from 16 to 60.
00:03:01If they can beat my granddaughter, they can take her in marriage.
00:03:05Huh?
00:03:06Come on in.
00:03:07Come on.
00:03:09Hey, hey, hey, now hold on.
00:03:11Let me try.
00:03:12Huh?
00:03:13Go on, go on.
00:03:16I, Lu Chin, I would like to marry that girl.
00:03:20Oh?
00:03:21Please.
00:03:27Hey!
00:03:35All right, all right, come along, come along now, come on.
00:03:43Hey, to me.
00:03:45Chin Pa.
00:03:46Chin Pa.
00:03:47Oh, your colleagues, eh?
00:03:49We do everything together, that's right.
00:03:51That's everything.
00:03:52Oh.
00:03:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:04:00Do you hear that?
00:04:05Ah ah ah.
00:04:07Ah, ah ah ah.
00:04:10Ah ah ah ah.
00:04:13Ah, ah ah ah ah.
00:04:17Ah, ah ah ah.
00:04:20Ah, ah, ah ah.
00:04:24Ah!
00:04:26Now, as you share everything, you can share defeat.
00:04:35Come on, all you men.
00:04:38If you would like...
00:04:41a real beauty...
00:04:44well, come on...
00:04:46and show your skill.
00:04:49It costs nothing.
00:04:56Now, you, sir. What's your name?
00:04:59My name is Charles.
00:05:02And they call me Shorty.
00:05:04I'm 16.
00:05:06I'm from Kaifeng.
00:05:08As yet, I've never married.
00:05:10You're 16?
00:05:14Well, then, begin.
00:05:57Hey!
00:05:58Yah!
00:06:24Oh!
00:06:25Well, now, the girl really is beautiful.
00:06:31Granddad!
00:06:33Granddad!
00:06:35Go on.
00:06:37Go ahead.
00:06:45What's wrong?
00:06:47Nothing.
00:06:48Ah!
00:06:54Listen to me, folks.
00:06:56This shameless man,
00:06:58he left the house, said he'd do the shopping.
00:07:01Ah!
00:07:03I praised him for trying to be useful.
00:07:06Ah! But he came here.
00:07:10What he wants is a girl,
00:07:12a pretty young girl.
00:07:15I'd give you a home and I'd leave you.
00:07:16No, you don't. I know you'd do this to me.
00:07:18Now, mind my back, will you?
00:07:26Anybody else?
00:07:28Me!
00:07:47What?
00:07:49What?
00:07:52Well, sir, may I know your name?
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:57And I come from Tangshan.
00:08:03Well, shall we begin?
00:08:05Right. Are you all ready, then?
00:08:17Ah!
00:08:19Ah!
00:08:21Ah!
00:08:23Ah!
00:08:25Ah!
00:08:27Ah!
00:08:29Ah!
00:08:31Ah!
00:08:33Ah!
00:08:35Ah!
00:08:37Ah!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:41Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:50Come, come. Come on.
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:54Oh!
00:08:56Oh!
00:08:58Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:02Ah!
00:09:04Ah!
00:09:06Ah!
00:09:08Ah!
00:09:10Ah!
00:09:12Ah!
00:09:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:09:44any more single men. Let them come forward. I am much. Oh, I would like to try the lady.
00:10:08Here's your weapon.
00:10:17Let's begin.
00:10:37Right now, you single man, step forward.
00:11:05Step forward. Look, must be many amongst you here who would like this pretty girl.
00:11:12So please step forward.
00:11:14I will.
00:11:18Good.
00:11:19What is your name?
00:11:21The handsome one.
00:11:27Come on.
00:11:36Well, miss, please.
00:11:39All right.
00:11:41Here's your weapon.
00:11:43Well, thanks.
00:11:47Hi, Fernand. I need no weapon here. I have never been defeated.
00:11:53I use divine kung fu. No weapon can be as powerful as that. Please.
00:12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:12:35Hey
00:12:59Hey
00:13:05Oh
00:13:10I'm sorry. I'm sorry right now anybody who can beat my granddaughter here
00:13:16He may marry her right away. Come on. Come on
00:13:23I'm middle-aged. I'm 58
00:13:26But still i'm still single a bachelor
00:13:30but now
00:13:33It seems this girl is so pretty I have to have a try at this contest
00:13:41Please
00:14:02Hi
00:14:32Yes
00:14:37My granddaughter's 18 years old surely some man can beat her
00:14:44No one
00:14:48What nobody dare to try her
00:14:54Hey brother, i'm ching cho i'd like to try good, please
00:15:02Oh
00:15:19Please spare this one
00:15:33Hmm
00:15:51I'm sorry, please
00:15:53Yes
00:15:57Granddad granddad
00:16:02Hey
00:16:05Drive drive. It's you. It's you
00:16:08Me, that's right
00:16:10You have won the contest. You're my grandson-in-law
00:16:13No
00:16:14I have things I must do I must go you can't you'll beat the girl so you'll marry her
00:16:20Ha ha ha then i'll have great grandchildren
00:16:27Brother let's go
00:16:30Come on
00:16:34You can't escape listen i've things to do
00:16:39Can't thank you. You sure I am. I saw him at the east gate entrance
00:16:50Let's go
00:17:09Hey two men just come in here, uh, why no, no search
00:17:13Search
00:17:17What's in there, oh just some children learning to read. Oh, yeah
00:17:22to study books
00:17:24Is a pleasure
00:17:26Reading can be fun
00:17:37The minor bird sits on the tree top
00:17:41And the soldier sits on the horseback
00:17:55Women and soldiers are hard to please leave them alone. You're better off
00:18:11You're better off confucius says rest all day
00:18:20Confucius says rest all day
00:18:30He says rest all day he says never work
00:18:40Work
00:18:50Let's go
00:18:58Oh teacher, thank you, uh, not at all. It was just duty
00:19:10So
00:19:27Lee's village
00:19:29brother
00:19:31My poor feet we must have run 50 miles. Hey, let's rest, right
00:19:41Uh
00:19:42remember three years ago
00:19:45When we had that trouble with the chings
00:19:48We never ran as fast that time
00:19:50I know
00:19:52And there's no need
00:19:53Those chinks today we could have beaten them
00:19:56So why did we run?
00:19:58Yeah, not running from the chings
00:20:01It's that old man old man
00:20:05Stop laughing
00:20:06It's your fault. Oh, come on. I put you on a good thing
00:20:10A nice girl like that so pretty well, you can have her
00:20:15We've a job to do I can spare no time for girls. Don't forget
00:20:22We don't have very long
00:20:24Listen, you know what? I'm starving. Hey, let's go to the village get some food. All right
00:20:40Hey
00:20:45Come and throw a lucky stick and then I can trace a diagram for you
00:21:01Come on let's get him, huh, right?
00:21:10Yeah
00:21:32Well now you can marry here right away
00:21:41Don't go away
00:21:48The kung fu is really very good
00:21:52I wonder do you think hey, you're right. It's very strange. They're following us all the time. It doesn't make sense
00:22:04Do you think they could be agents of the ching
00:22:08So careful
00:22:10All right, let's move on
00:22:12Let's go, right
00:22:19Hey brother
00:22:34Who do you want sir, mr. Lowe heaven is loyal justice will prevail
00:22:40Master is out mistress is in come in
00:22:46Madam sit down
00:22:53Madam mr. Lowe, he went down to town to meet somebody
00:22:59Probably father said he'd be back in two days. Oh
00:23:05We'll come back again if that's the case now wait
00:23:10There are ching agents keeping a continuous watch on this place when you leave here be real careful
00:23:23Buddha bless you mercy on you to trade them up
00:23:33Ghost rain
00:23:40So
00:23:44To follow from afar and to flatter on the snow
00:23:49Tim hill gang
00:23:51soldiers in their pride
00:23:53despise your scholars
00:23:55This scholar humbly salutes you. Mr. Khan
00:23:59I am guanchan
00:24:01I've waited a long time
00:24:10So
00:24:19Blue dragon. Hey son comforting today. You won't escape me
00:24:26They're still
00:24:27If you'll only follow the emperor
00:24:30well, then
00:24:31Not only will he spare you both. He'll make you rich. I'll offer no loyalty to a ching thief
00:24:39Damn you surfer
00:24:40You can't fight the tide
00:24:42Right the ching throne rules this land
00:24:48So then just be smart for a change you lousy traitor
00:24:53You're a hard
00:24:55But you fight for these chings. We'll never join you, right?
00:25:00Well, then
00:25:01I have no choice
00:25:03Except to take both your heads
00:25:08So
00:25:22Hey
00:25:39Hey
00:25:52Hey
00:26:09Hi
00:26:24Ah
00:26:39Hey
00:26:53Hey
00:27:09Hey
00:27:20Charge
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:51Yeah
00:28:08Well, all right now will you submit to us you running dogs
00:28:39Yeah
00:28:49Hi
00:29:05Yeah
00:29:09Right
00:29:30Charge
00:29:39Yeah
00:29:52Hey good day, sir, sit down sit down now, what would you like to have?
00:29:57We'd like some beef and some wine right away. Why don't this should be?
00:29:59Oh
00:30:27I'd say you're 60, right?
00:30:29Yeah
00:30:31And I guess your grandfather, right?
00:30:35Yeah
00:30:38Would you like to order oh, that's two dishes of meat. All right, two dishes of meat
00:30:45Ah not easy
00:30:47To be a grandfather
00:30:49Huh?
00:30:50Yesterday in kaifeng
00:30:53She was trying to get her husband
00:30:56And one man who would have been quite ideal
00:30:59beat her in kung fu
00:31:02I thought it was all settled. Hey, and then guess what he did
00:31:09He ran he went off like a rat up a dame pipe, thank you
00:31:16Food's here
00:31:19Yeah, you're full bring her eat no
00:31:25He went off like the wind we chased him and we couldn't catch him hey mister look at her
00:31:33She's beautiful eyes are just right. And so is her nose, huh? Well, isn't she pretty huh?
00:31:39Mister just look. Huh? Just look at her
00:31:43Yes, she's pretty
00:31:46Real pretty
00:31:50I'm real mad stupid fool. So why'd he run?
00:31:55We ran for miles and my legs ache
00:31:59Hey mister, don't you think that man is stupid and cruel and heartless don't you think he should be beaten
00:32:08sure
00:32:09and severely beaten
00:32:16Uh
00:32:19You're a very good man, hey mister, there's an empty table over here
00:32:24Waiter i'm coming. Waiter bring some food
00:32:28Hey waiter check three cents right here
00:32:33Hey waiter, I mean
00:32:36So
00:32:41Here's to you and friendship
00:32:44friendship friendship
00:32:46I get so mad when I think of that guy
00:32:50Granddad, that's enough
00:32:52He doesn't like me. That's that
00:32:56What does that matter
00:32:58Who cares?
00:33:01I've decided he'll marry you
00:33:04That's exactly what he'll do
00:33:06but still
00:33:08We can't find him. Ah, listen
00:33:10He goes to heaven. I'll pull him down
00:33:13He goes to hell. Well, then I'll ask the devil to hand him back
00:33:18We'll find him. I promise you
00:33:21Granddad, let's go now
00:33:24Mister I must go too. Ah, no hurry. Hey, let's drink up
00:33:33Oh
00:34:03Hey
00:34:28Oh lady
00:34:30You're like the moon and the stars in the sky
00:34:32And me i'm like the sun shining at noon
00:34:36I think that we're destined to marry
00:34:38Like the couple in my song that right?
00:34:42Hey, hey the song's all right, but it's so old. It's got whiskers. Let's hear something new. It may not fit your line though
00:34:50Hey
00:35:00Foreign
00:35:14Uh
00:35:31Foreign
00:35:41You can hit me if you like
00:35:55Stop laughing go and beat her
00:36:01Foreign
00:36:22Foreign
00:36:30Foreign
00:37:01Hey
00:37:17Hey
00:37:31Hi
00:37:52Who are you heaven is loyal justice will prevail. Who are you bloomington?
00:37:57Huh
00:37:59Ah, mr. Lowe, please
00:38:07Listen this is urgent. The ching's have found a list of all the names of the top rebels
00:38:11Where is it now? It'll be sent to the security minister minister kun. We must get it back
00:38:17Right. We have to get it
00:38:19And I have a plan to kill yung cheng the emperor
00:38:23Meet next week at the kanyu hotel, right?
00:38:26Uh
00:38:56Ah
00:39:05Hold it
00:39:09Damn you
00:39:10Bouting into my business
00:39:12You lousy scum
00:39:15Robbing and killing poor innocent people
00:39:18Is there no law around here law here?
00:39:24Of course it's my law
00:39:27Ha
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:57Yeah
00:40:18Hey
00:40:27Hey
00:40:54Thank you for saving us get up
00:40:57I was pleased to help so, please don't mention it. It's all right
00:41:01Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you
00:41:15There's a good fighter who can protect you well master look after them see them safely on their way
00:41:22Goodbye
00:41:26Let's go
00:41:39Hey, it's your fault, why'd you get involved?
00:41:42I had no choice
00:41:44It's all right for you. But look at me. It's me who suffered
00:41:47Look completely covered in crap
00:41:50So what it'll all wash off. Oh sure. It'll wash off
00:41:55But I know this i'll stink for weeks
00:42:05Brother brother
00:42:19Lots of things to watch. Yeah
00:42:22Hey, look there's some men
00:42:38And what's your name, huh
00:42:41Huh
00:42:42Hot me
00:42:44How dare you say that? Oh, no, I said my name is hop you
00:42:49Hmm well, I suggest you change your name. You got that
00:42:53Change it. Yes
00:42:56Right
00:43:01Where are you from?
00:43:04Yes, yes, what's your job
00:43:07Hey captain. Hey captain fat captain. Listen, don't let him in town
00:43:12Huh
00:43:14And why not
00:43:15Ah, well now that fella's my son-in-law, huh? He's just a layabout
00:43:21Never does a stroke of work, huh? Let his wife do it just stays in the low end
00:43:26captain
00:43:28Know that brother
00:43:30I often go there, of course, I know the place
00:43:35One day I snuck in there and took his clothes then you fire fire
00:43:40And he tore out naked as a gay
00:43:45It was just the funniest sight
00:43:48You wicked old man. Oh, no, he deserved it. Listen another time
00:44:04Well now I uh
00:44:06gone
00:44:07gone
00:44:09He's disappeared. What are we gonna do now? Huh pinger? Huh? What now? Hey chase chase him, right?
00:44:17Right. Come come
00:44:20Hey
00:44:26Close hey that old man's not too bad. Shut up. Come on
00:44:39Come on hide in here, right? She'd never go into a whorehouse. Come on
00:44:53Goodbye goodbye come again
00:44:58Mises
00:44:59Didn't give me a tip
00:45:01All the help I gave them I chose the girls and I didn't even get 10 cents
00:45:07A real miserable bastards
00:45:12Good day to you. Good day. You go upstairs. Go on
00:45:19Look like a couple of good ones here, huh?
00:45:23Upstairs up we go this way sir this way
00:45:37Now then hurry we've lots of time, huh sit down sit down sit down
00:45:45Now which girl sir would you like
00:45:49Oh, right
00:45:51Well any particular type then?
00:45:54Uh, don't care
00:45:57That's no good
00:45:58What do you mean?
00:46:00Well now since you don't know the girls, I guess that you must be newcomers here
00:46:05And if it is your first time here, I must make sure that you're well served
00:46:10I think to say if you're satisfied
00:46:13You'll come again
00:46:15That's that's what we want
00:46:18After all
00:46:19Regular clients are the best sort they make or break a place very important. Now, let me see, huh?
00:46:27Uh, let me suggest yes. All right, you can pick two
00:46:32Hey
00:46:33That would be wrong. Huh? Why is it wrong then?
00:46:37How could I?
00:46:39What right have I after all? I'm only the waiter
00:46:43I don't know your taste
00:46:45Huh? And what would the girls say to me then?
00:46:48Some of them are bound to get mad. Maybe beat me
00:46:52Let's say I choose our wa
00:46:54Hato gets mad and if I pick our toe our chew will get angry
00:46:59And even if they are all happy, then maybe you two aren't happy, huh?
00:47:05You may not approve of what i've chosen and you'd be mad at me
00:47:10That's just wouldn't do
00:47:12All right. All right. Who've you got?
00:47:16We have
00:47:22You
00:47:27Why not why can't I i'm sorry we don't entertain ladies i'm looking for someone
00:47:35Hey, it's all right, don't worry it's not the police
00:47:39Not really the point. Yeah, we're not scared of the police
00:47:43It's grandfather's we're scared up
00:47:45I'll look around won't take long
00:47:48Now wait, hey
00:47:51You can't look
00:47:52nothing to see
00:47:53After all, they're all the same. Well more or less that is
00:48:00Let's go
00:48:03Looking for a husband he must be an idiot with a pretty girl like that at home and comes here
00:48:09Hey, but a man can get tired of home cooking though
00:48:14It was close
00:48:15Well, all right
00:48:17Come in come in. This is chin chin. Are you you look after them, huh?
00:48:23Hello, sir
00:48:26Waiter that young lady is she gone
00:48:31Why of course I told her to go everybody around this place does just what I tell them to oh
00:48:42And why
00:48:44Because I have a sworn brother who's one of the country's top fighters, is that right?
00:48:53He's very famous
00:48:55And most people know his name
00:48:58Oh
00:48:59His kung fu is terrific
00:49:02Sorry, sorry
00:49:03A good looking young man
00:49:06So
00:49:11He's also an opponent of the ching government so everyone ought to be respectful to me, huh
00:49:19Of course, of course
00:49:23Last week
00:49:25Some bums came in here didn't know who I was
00:49:29They called me names
00:49:32Next day my sworn brother beat them up
00:49:36Hey, he really fixed them up
00:49:39Oh, well, that's good
00:49:41But this sworn brother, who is he? Huh?
00:49:45He is
00:49:50He come here that often sure was here yesterday
00:49:56He stayed the night here talk with me most of the night
00:50:00We had a good time. We both got drunk
00:50:03We must have drunk a whole gallon of booze
00:50:07That's strange
00:50:08We were 20 miles away
00:50:11What
00:50:12I said that night we had an awful lot to drink as well. Oh
00:50:17Hey
00:50:20Coming
00:50:22Be right back bring you some wine. Hey look after them
00:50:27You were here before oh, but that was the sister and this is the brother you see
00:50:35brother
00:50:42Hey, you got any nice rooms, oh, sorry, uh, we don't have any nice rooms
00:50:48We don't have any nice rooms
00:50:50We don't have any nice rooms
00:50:53Hey, you got any nice rooms, oh, sorry, uh, we no rooms
00:50:59Hey, but you can sit over here. Hey, please come on sit down, huh?
00:51:05Come on
00:51:07Hey brother, it's them again and i'm sure they're gonna find us
00:51:17Can I help you
00:51:20We're looking for someone you are
00:51:23You've come to the right man. What's the name?
00:51:25And even if you shouldn't know the name
00:51:28Just give me the description
00:51:30And I bet you I can help you find the person
00:51:34Oh
00:51:37You really can't help
00:51:39I'm, absolutely sure
00:51:42for example
00:51:43Six months ago guy comes in says he's looking for his wife
00:51:48Because he thought she might be working here
00:51:51but still
00:51:52Wouldn't give me her name
00:51:56Huh
00:51:57Huh, I just examined him and I guessed which one his wife was
00:52:02Know what?
00:52:04I was absolutely right
00:52:06And so they were reunited
00:52:11Hey
00:52:13Well, all right
00:52:14Just you tell me the name of this person that you're looking for
00:52:20Name's can can huh?
00:52:23Oh, let's see now
00:52:27Well now can huh, I just can't seem to recall it
00:52:35Can huh
00:52:40Let me see now
00:52:42Oh got it. Yes, of course. Yes, of course, excuse me, huh?
00:52:54Coming coming
00:52:57You see I was right completely I knew that I could help you to find this person
00:53:05but still
00:53:06Problem is we have two cans here
00:53:09And I don't know which of the two is the one you want
00:53:13Hey, well, it's neither those two
00:53:16It's neither
00:53:19Well, that's strange
00:53:21Listen are you quite sure the person you want is here? Yes, i'm sure
00:53:30That is strange, uh, what is person handsome and skillful
00:53:39Ha ha ha skillful, huh?
00:53:42In that case it has to be the four seasons fragrance then, huh?
00:53:48Ah, what do you mean four seasons?
00:53:51What do you mean you don't know about them this must be your first time here. Yeah, it's the first time
00:53:59Well these girls they're just the foremost beautiful girls we have in this place now, let me tell you all about them
00:54:06Ha ha ha
00:54:10These four lovely girls each one of them resembles a different season
00:54:16Season how's it go like a season?
00:54:19That's simple. I'll explain to you
00:54:23Each girl has different characteristics
00:54:26Take miss spring
00:54:27She blossoms out. She makes you feel it's planting time
00:54:32miss summer
00:54:34She's as hot as the sun when you meet her you feel the sweat bursting out of you
00:54:41I'm, sorry. I'm, sorry
00:54:44Miss autumn, huh?
00:54:45She's quite ripe and she's ready for picking
00:54:49And the fruit that she offers
00:54:52Miss winter, I guess she's quite frigid
00:54:57She seems cool
00:54:59But that's on the outside
00:55:01You break the ice there's a furnace
00:55:05women
00:55:07Let me tell you all of them are exactly the same
00:55:11outwardly
00:55:12They'll all want to appear virgins
00:55:16But when you get right down to it, they want to be held
00:55:21Want to be kissed?
00:55:22Taken to bed
00:55:25Oh god, i'll tell you i'm an expert
00:55:29Ha ha ha. Hey most women want to they're just scared they'll be caught
00:55:47Sorry, sorry
00:55:50That's all right tell me what do you oh, well we'd like some food first
00:55:55All right. Oh my god
00:55:58What a day i'm finished
00:56:02Oh, he got changed shots
00:56:28Ha ha ha
00:56:58So
00:57:28So
00:57:30So
00:57:58Good job
00:58:00Foreign
00:58:12You take this list to minister kong it's important be careful
00:58:30So
00:59:00Hi
00:59:30Get out come on
00:59:43Hi
01:00:00Foreign
01:00:21Hey boatman
01:00:25Boatman
01:00:31Listen row us over. All right, please
01:00:35So
01:00:54Right now got you, huh my future grandson-in-law you
01:00:59You
01:01:03All right
01:01:05Each time we talk, huh? No things to do important business
01:01:11That's all
01:01:12Well, you just forget them
01:01:22Listen let us go. We're on very important business
01:01:26Maybe but my business too is very urgent
01:01:31I'm getting old. I have most things except some grandchildren around me
01:01:36Listen, I now tell me just what are your reasons for not liking my granddaughter?
01:01:44No, it's not that we're not meant for each other
01:01:48Listen find another man for her. Hmm. Oh, no
01:01:52You have to marry her
01:01:54Granddad I think that's enough
01:02:00Granddad if he refuses to have me
01:02:07Must be because i'm so awful and if i'm so awful
01:02:13Then I don't want to live
01:02:15I can't face the disgrace
01:02:19I'll kill myself
01:02:22No, no
01:02:27All right
01:02:29You're really very pretty
01:02:32and talented
01:02:34But still though we two aren't suited. All right, don't cry, huh?
01:02:41All right, don't blame you granddad just let me die
01:02:47All right, don't don't you cry listen to me I should die
01:02:55because
01:02:56I'm, so stupid
01:02:58and refuse you
01:03:00So then let me die and redeem myself
01:03:17Foreign
01:03:33Oh, I know I'm gonna get soaked
01:03:35Okay
01:03:45What you trying to be an upside down chicken
01:03:51All right
01:04:06Huh
01:04:13Stupid rain
01:04:16Usually
01:04:17We don't burn just sticks, but maybe you should now
01:04:22and then
01:04:23Buddha may smile on you
01:04:26And send you a man or a husband, huh?
01:04:35So
01:05:05Foreign
01:05:35Foreign
01:06:05Foreign
01:06:36Foreign
01:06:53Hey
01:07:06Hey
01:07:31Hey rebels
01:07:35Oh
01:08:05Hey, get up. You've seen Kuzo.
01:08:11But don't go too far. I won't find you.
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:58Help me!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:08One, two. One, two. One, two.
01:09:30Catch her.
01:09:32Right.
01:09:33One, two. One, two.
01:09:34One, two, one, two.
01:09:36Oh, you old hag.
01:09:38One, two, one, two.
01:09:40I'm dead.
01:09:41One, two, one, two.
01:09:42No!
01:09:43Yeah!
01:09:44No!
01:09:45No!
01:09:48No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:52Yeah!
01:09:53Hey!
01:09:54Hey!
01:09:55Hey!
01:09:56Hey!
01:09:57Hey!
01:09:58Hey!
01:09:59Hey!
01:10:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:01Get him!
01:10:02Get him!
01:10:03Get him!
01:10:19Granddaddy, you've had your fun.
01:10:21Time to go.
01:10:30Get up!
01:10:31come on.
01:10:32Hey, look, this is the place.
01:11:00Coming, coming.
01:11:03Please come in, sir.
01:11:13Hold it!
01:11:16Well now, you're late.
01:11:19Bonsi, your kung fu is even better now.
01:11:22Sister, these men?
01:11:26Our comrades in the fight against the Qing.
01:11:28You see, we hired this place, so it's quite safe.
01:11:33Why are you late?
01:11:34Because...
01:11:35Hey, let's sit down.
01:11:36Oh, please.
01:11:38We had a problem with some Qing.
01:11:40Held us up.
01:11:42And the list?
01:11:59That's it.
01:12:01This is the list of all our men
01:12:03actually working within the Qing government.
01:12:08We have three missions to complete.
01:12:11The first one is to assassinate the Emperor Yang Zhong.
01:12:15Second, kill the Minister Kun.
01:12:17Third, they send the list to a safe place
01:12:21with the Taoist monks.
01:12:23The worst one is the Minister Kun.
01:12:25He's a Han, but worse than the Qing.
01:12:28That's right. He killed our men.
01:12:30First tortured them.
01:12:32He must die.
01:12:33Right. His death would be worth a lot.
01:12:37Really hurt the Qing.
01:12:39So I and Liu Kang will try for Yongcheng.
01:12:43Kun Taifu, Tianjin Fengji, Qing Tou, kill the Minister.
01:12:48All right, guess you're tired.
01:12:50Better get to bed.
01:12:51At dawn, we'll start moving.
01:13:00I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:01I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:02I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:03I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:04I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:05I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:06I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:07I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:08I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:09I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:10I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:11I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:12I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:13I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:14I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:15I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:16I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:17I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:18I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:19I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:20I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:21I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:23Gunshai fool.
01:13:26That damn traitor.
01:13:29How Did he know?
01:13:37Nevermind, let's get him.
01:13:40If you will hand over that list of names.
01:13:43Then I promise to spare your lives.
01:13:45Go to hell.
01:13:46You lousy traitor.
01:13:47We shall kill you.
01:13:49All right, let's go get him, right?
01:13:52Hold it!
01:14:17Hold it!
01:14:20You have two hours to reconsider.
01:14:23I get the list, or else you shall all die.
01:14:27Back inside.
01:14:32Guard the doors.
01:14:36Strange. How did he know?
01:14:38Right, how could he know?
01:14:40Look, must be a spy here.
01:14:43That's strange.
01:14:50Now listen, we'll try and hold them.
01:14:53You and Ling take the list.
01:14:55Out the back way.
01:14:56No, I'll fight.
01:14:57Sister, obey orders.
01:14:59Come on, come on, quick.
01:15:02Come on.
01:15:03Right, right.
01:15:15Fire!
01:15:18Well?
01:15:19It's no use.
01:15:21We're surrounded. No way out.
01:15:24What'll we do?
01:15:27We'll just wait a while.
01:15:29Let him make the first move.
01:15:31Right.
01:15:44Waiter.
01:15:45Yeah?
01:15:46Tea. Must be thirsty.
01:15:48Right.
01:15:51Here, sir. Would you like some tea?
01:15:53Thank you.
01:15:57Hey, mister. Some tea?
01:16:04Take her, take her.
01:16:05Thank you.
01:16:10It's poison.
01:16:13Hold it.
01:16:16You drink.
01:16:19All right, all right.
01:16:21It's quite all right.
01:16:34Master, it's time.
01:16:37The time's up.
01:16:39Have you made up your mind?
01:16:41Go to hell, you ching bastards.
01:16:46Bring them here.
01:16:47Sir!
01:16:48No, no, let me go.
01:17:02No, Mitan.
01:17:04Here's your family.
01:17:06So now do I get that name list?
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:10Dad!
01:17:11We'd better give him that list.
01:17:13I won't.
01:17:15You vicious bastard, you!
01:17:17Mitan, you mustn't give it to them.
01:17:19Don't do it, or you'll dishonor the family name.
01:17:24I want them killed now.
01:17:26Sir!
01:17:27Damn you!
01:17:29Mitan, never mind us.
01:17:40Hold it, hold it.
01:17:44How are you?
01:17:45Why you...
01:17:46Dad!
01:17:47Help!
01:17:49Dad!
01:17:59Shoot!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Dad!
01:18:40《The Wind Blows》
01:18:47《The Wind Blows》
01:18:54《The Wind Blows》
01:19:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:19:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:19:41Oh
01:20:11Oh
01:20:41Oh
01:21:11Ah
01:21:41Oh
01:22:06How dare you who are you
01:22:12Komachi I spared your life 40 years ago in a battle you remember
01:22:23Now I know you
01:22:25Who long time you not only didn't take that chance to change your ways you became worse
01:22:35Well, I'm grateful in a way
01:22:39Because it gave me the chance
01:22:41for more than 10 years
01:22:44To quite perfect my technique magic Kung Fu
01:22:48The man choose like it. That's why they made me war minister
01:22:56Fiji chichi, we'll finish you you'll die here
01:23:03You fool give no chance
01:23:08Oh
01:23:38Oh
01:24:08I
01:24:10I
01:24:12I
01:24:37Use my soul negative force within an hour you'll be dead
01:24:42I
01:24:44Bastard he deserved
01:25:12Oh
01:25:28Nobody can survive negative force
01:25:42Oh
01:26:12Oh
01:26:42Oh
01:27:13Oh
01:27:1430 years ago
01:27:16There was a most extraordinary
01:27:18Fight the demon of snow hill
01:27:22He used the sorrow and joy technique
01:27:25Over the years he killed a great many brave men
01:27:31Eventually the clans got together
01:27:33To get rid of him
01:27:36Although they failed to kill him at least he disappeared then
01:27:42The technique he used is very strange and powerful
01:27:47As far as I know
01:27:50Only one thing could beat it the yin-yang combined style if performed by a young man and a girl
01:27:58acting together
01:27:59They must strike his nerve center only in this way
01:28:05Sure, that's it
01:28:12Oh
01:28:26In here fungi combine your hands hurry
01:28:42Oh
01:29:12I
01:29:42I
01:30:12At last he said that evil man
01:30:42Oh
01:31:12You