English dubs.
The Dancing Kung Fu
The Smart Cavalier
The Hero Kan Feng Chih
鬼馬雙俠闖江潮
大俠客
The Dancing Kung Fu
The Smart Cavalier
The Hero Kan Feng Chih
鬼馬雙俠闖江潮
大俠客
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00It's a beautiful day. The hills are so green.
00:00:08Hey, Framedan, look!
00:00:10Hey, Hanger.
00:00:11Huh?
00:00:12The reason we're going to town is to find you a husband.
00:00:16It's high time you were married, and we'll do it by contest.
00:00:20Oh?
00:00:21The first man who can beat you at Kung Fu, that man gets to marry you and gives you strong sons.
00:00:28And me strong grandsons.
00:00:31Framedan!
00:00:46Framedan!
00:00:48Huh?
00:00:49You wait for me.
00:00:50You do, on the go.
00:00:58Framedan!
00:01:28Framedan!
00:01:58Framedan!
00:02:28Hey, all you gentlemen, listen to me.
00:02:39I'm Wopo Chi, from Tongzhou.
00:02:44My granddaughter seeks a husband.
00:02:48By Kung Fu contest.
00:02:50Hey, come along, you mean.
00:02:52The entry conditions are not too strict.
00:02:56And any man, from 16 to 60.
00:03:01If they can beat my granddaughter, they can take her in marriage.
00:03:05Huh?
00:03:06Come on in.
00:03:07Come on.
00:03:09Hey, hey, hey, now hold on.
00:03:11Let me try.
00:03:12Huh?
00:03:13Go on, go on.
00:03:16I, Lu Chin, I would like to marry that girl.
00:03:20Oh?
00:03:21Please.
00:03:27Hey!
00:03:35All right, all right, come along, come along now, come on.
00:03:43Hey, to me.
00:03:45Chin Pa.
00:03:46Chin Pa.
00:03:47Oh, your colleagues, eh?
00:03:49We do everything together, that's right.
00:03:51That's everything.
00:03:52Oh.
00:03:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:04:00Do you hear that?
00:04:05Ah ah ah.
00:04:07Ah, ah ah ah.
00:04:10Ah ah ah ah.
00:04:13Ah, ah ah ah ah.
00:04:17Ah, ah ah ah.
00:04:20Ah, ah, ah ah.
00:04:24Ah!
00:04:26Now, as you share everything, you can share defeat.
00:04:35Come on, all you men.
00:04:38If you would like...
00:04:41a real beauty...
00:04:44well, come on...
00:04:46and show your skill.
00:04:49It costs nothing.
00:04:56Now, you, sir. What's your name?
00:04:59My name is Charles.
00:05:02And they call me Shorty.
00:05:04I'm 16.
00:05:06I'm from Kaifeng.
00:05:08As yet, I've never married.
00:05:10You're 16?
00:05:14Well, then, begin.
00:05:57Hey!
00:05:58Yah!
00:06:24Oh!
00:06:25Well, now, the girl really is beautiful.
00:06:31Granddad!
00:06:33Granddad!
00:06:35Go on.
00:06:37Go ahead.
00:06:45What's wrong?
00:06:47Nothing.
00:06:48Ah!
00:06:54Listen to me, folks.
00:06:56This shameless man,
00:06:58he left the house, said he'd do the shopping.
00:07:01Ah!
00:07:03I praised him for trying to be useful.
00:07:06Ah! But he came here.
00:07:10What he wants is a girl,
00:07:12a pretty young girl.
00:07:15I'd give you a home and I'd leave you.
00:07:16No, you don't. I know you'd do this to me.
00:07:18Now, mind my back, will you?
00:07:26Anybody else?
00:07:28Me!
00:07:47What?
00:07:49What?
00:07:52Well, sir, may I know your name?
00:07:55Oh!
00:07:57And I come from Tangshan.
00:08:03Well, shall we begin?
00:08:05Right. Are you all ready, then?
00:08:17Ah!
00:08:19Ah!
00:08:21Ah!
00:08:23Ah!
00:08:25Ah!
00:08:27Ah!
00:08:29Ah!
00:08:31Ah!
00:08:33Ah!
00:08:35Ah!
00:08:37Ah!
00:08:39Ah!
00:08:41Ah!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:45Ah!
00:08:50Come, come. Come on.
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:54Oh!
00:08:56Oh!
00:08:58Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:02Ah!
00:09:04Ah!
00:09:06Ah!
00:09:08Ah!
00:09:10Ah!
00:09:12Ah!
00:09:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:09:44any more single men. Let them come forward. I am much. Oh, I would like to try the lady.
00:10:08Here's your weapon.
00:10:17Let's begin.
00:10:37Right now, you single man, step forward.
00:11:05Step forward. Look, must be many amongst you here who would like this pretty girl.
00:11:12So please step forward.
00:11:14I will.
00:11:18Good.
00:11:19What is your name?
00:11:21The handsome one.
00:11:27Come on.
00:11:36Well, miss, please.
00:11:39All right.
00:11:41Here's your weapon.
00:11:43Well, thanks.
00:11:47Hi, Fernand. I need no weapon here. I have never been defeated.
00:11:53I use divine kung fu. No weapon can be as powerful as that. Please.
00:12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:12:35Hey
00:12:59Hey
00:13:05Oh
00:13:10I'm sorry. I'm sorry right now anybody who can beat my granddaughter here
00:13:16He may marry her right away. Come on. Come on
00:13:23I'm middle-aged. I'm 58
00:13:26But still i'm still single a bachelor
00:13:30but now
00:13:33It seems this girl is so pretty I have to have a try at this contest
00:13:41Please
00:14:02Hi
00:14:32Yes
00:14:37My granddaughter's 18 years old surely some man can beat her
00:14:44No one
00:14:48What nobody dare to try her
00:14:54Hey brother, i'm ching cho i'd like to try good, please
00:15:02Oh
00:15:19Please spare this one
00:15:33Hmm
00:15:51I'm sorry, please
00:15:53Yes
00:15:57Granddad granddad
00:16:02Hey
00:16:05Drive drive. It's you. It's you
00:16:08Me, that's right
00:16:10You have won the contest. You're my grandson-in-law
00:16:13No
00:16:14I have things I must do I must go you can't you'll beat the girl so you'll marry her
00:16:20Ha ha ha then i'll have great grandchildren
00:16:27Brother let's go
00:16:30Come on
00:16:34You can't escape listen i've things to do
00:16:39Can't thank you. You sure I am. I saw him at the east gate entrance
00:16:50Let's go
00:17:09Hey two men just come in here, uh, why no, no search
00:17:13Search
00:17:17What's in there, oh just some children learning to read. Oh, yeah
00:17:22to study books
00:17:24Is a pleasure
00:17:26Reading can be fun
00:17:37The minor bird sits on the tree top
00:17:41And the soldier sits on the horseback
00:17:55Women and soldiers are hard to please leave them alone. You're better off
00:18:11You're better off confucius says rest all day
00:18:20Confucius says rest all day
00:18:30He says rest all day he says never work
00:18:40Work
00:18:50Let's go
00:18:58Oh teacher, thank you, uh, not at all. It was just duty
00:19:10So
00:19:27Lee's village
00:19:29brother
00:19:31My poor feet we must have run 50 miles. Hey, let's rest, right
00:19:41Uh
00:19:42remember three years ago
00:19:45When we had that trouble with the chings
00:19:48We never ran as fast that time
00:19:50I know
00:19:52And there's no need
00:19:53Those chinks today we could have beaten them
00:19:56So why did we run?
00:19:58Yeah, not running from the chings
00:20:01It's that old man old man
00:20:05Stop laughing
00:20:06It's your fault. Oh, come on. I put you on a good thing
00:20:10A nice girl like that so pretty well, you can have her
00:20:15We've a job to do I can spare no time for girls. Don't forget
00:20:22We don't have very long
00:20:24Listen, you know what? I'm starving. Hey, let's go to the village get some food. All right
00:20:40Hey
00:20:45Come and throw a lucky stick and then I can trace a diagram for you
00:21:01Come on let's get him, huh, right?
00:21:10Yeah
00:21:32Well now you can marry here right away
00:21:41Don't go away
00:21:48The kung fu is really very good
00:21:52I wonder do you think hey, you're right. It's very strange. They're following us all the time. It doesn't make sense
00:22:04Do you think they could be agents of the ching
00:22:08So careful
00:22:10All right, let's move on
00:22:12Let's go, right
00:22:19Hey brother
00:22:34Who do you want sir, mr. Lowe heaven is loyal justice will prevail
00:22:40Master is out mistress is in come in
00:22:46Madam sit down
00:22:53Madam mr. Lowe, he went down to town to meet somebody
00:22:59Probably father said he'd be back in two days. Oh
00:23:05We'll come back again if that's the case now wait
00:23:10There are ching agents keeping a continuous watch on this place when you leave here be real careful
00:23:23Buddha bless you mercy on you to trade them up
00:23:33Ghost rain
00:23:40So
00:23:44To follow from afar and to flatter on the snow
00:23:49Tim hill gang
00:23:51soldiers in their pride
00:23:53despise your scholars
00:23:55This scholar humbly salutes you. Mr. Khan
00:23:59I am guanchan
00:24:01I've waited a long time
00:24:10So
00:24:19Blue dragon. Hey son comforting today. You won't escape me
00:24:26They're still
00:24:27If you'll only follow the emperor
00:24:30well, then
00:24:31Not only will he spare you both. He'll make you rich. I'll offer no loyalty to a ching thief
00:24:39Damn you surfer
00:24:40You can't fight the tide
00:24:42Right the ching throne rules this land
00:24:48So then just be smart for a change you lousy traitor
00:24:53You're a hard
00:24:55But you fight for these chings. We'll never join you, right?
00:25:00Well, then
00:25:01I have no choice
00:25:03Except to take both your heads
00:25:08So
00:25:22Hey
00:25:39Hey
00:25:52Hey
00:26:09Hi
00:26:24Ah
00:26:39Hey
00:26:53Hey
00:27:09Hey
00:27:20Charge
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:51Yeah
00:28:08Well, all right now will you submit to us you running dogs
00:28:39Yeah
00:28:49Hi
00:29:05Yeah
00:29:09Right
00:29:30Charge
00:29:39Yeah
00:29:52Hey good day, sir, sit down sit down now, what would you like to have?
00:29:57We'd like some beef and some wine right away. Why don't this should be?
00:29:59Oh
00:30:27I'd say you're 60, right?
00:30:29Yeah
00:30:31And I guess your grandfather, right?
00:30:35Yeah
00:30:38Would you like to order oh, that's two dishes of meat. All right, two dishes of meat
00:30:45Ah not easy
00:30:47To be a grandfather
00:30:49Huh?
00:30:50Yesterday in kaifeng
00:30:53She was trying to get her husband
00:30:56And one man who would have been quite ideal
00:30:59beat her in kung fu
00:31:02I thought it was all settled. Hey, and then guess what he did
00:31:09He ran he went off like a rat up a dame pipe, thank you
00:31:16Food's here
00:31:19Yeah, you're full bring her eat no
00:31:25He went off like the wind we chased him and we couldn't catch him hey mister look at her
00:31:33She's beautiful eyes are just right. And so is her nose, huh? Well, isn't she pretty huh?
00:31:39Mister just look. Huh? Just look at her
00:31:43Yes, she's pretty
00:31:46Real pretty
00:31:50I'm real mad stupid fool. So why'd he run?
00:31:55We ran for miles and my legs ache
00:31:59Hey mister, don't you think that man is stupid and cruel and heartless don't you think he should be beaten
00:32:08sure
00:32:09and severely beaten
00:32:16Uh
00:32:19You're a very good man, hey mister, there's an empty table over here
00:32:24Waiter i'm coming. Waiter bring some food
00:32:28Hey waiter check three cents right here
00:32:33Hey waiter, I mean
00:32:36So
00:32:41Here's to you and friendship
00:32:44friendship friendship
00:32:46I get so mad when I think of that guy
00:32:50Granddad, that's enough
00:32:52He doesn't like me. That's that
00:32:56What does that matter
00:32:58Who cares?
00:33:01I've decided he'll marry you
00:33:04That's exactly what he'll do
00:33:06but still
00:33:08We can't find him. Ah, listen
00:33:10He goes to heaven. I'll pull him down
00:33:13He goes to hell. Well, then I'll ask the devil to hand him back
00:33:18We'll find him. I promise you
00:33:21Granddad, let's go now
00:33:24Mister I must go too. Ah, no hurry. Hey, let's drink up
00:33:33Oh
00:34:03Hey
00:34:28Oh lady
00:34:30You're like the moon and the stars in the sky
00:34:32And me i'm like the sun shining at noon
00:34:36I think that we're destined to marry
00:34:38Like the couple in my song that right?
00:34:42Hey, hey the song's all right, but it's so old. It's got whiskers. Let's hear something new. It may not fit your line though
00:34:50Hey
00:35:00Foreign
00:35:14Uh
00:35:31Foreign
00:35:41You can hit me if you like
00:35:55Stop laughing go and beat her
00:36:01Foreign
00:36:22Foreign
00:36:30Foreign
00:37:01Hey
00:37:17Hey
00:37:31Hi
00:37:52Who are you heaven is loyal justice will prevail. Who are you bloomington?
00:37:57Huh
00:37:59Ah, mr. Lowe, please
00:38:07Listen this is urgent. The ching's have found a list of all the names of the top rebels
00:38:11Where is it now? It'll be sent to the security minister minister kun. We must get it back
00:38:17Right. We have to get it
00:38:19And I have a plan to kill yung cheng the emperor
00:38:23Meet next week at the kanyu hotel, right?
00:38:26Uh
00:38:56Ah
00:39:05Hold it
00:39:09Damn you
00:39:10Bouting into my business
00:39:12You lousy scum
00:39:15Robbing and killing poor innocent people
00:39:18Is there no law around here law here?
00:39:24Of course it's my law
00:39:27Ha
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:57Yeah
00:40:18Hey
00:40:27Hey
00:40:54Thank you for saving us get up
00:40:57I was pleased to help so, please don't mention it. It's all right
00:41:01Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you
00:41:15There's a good fighter who can protect you well master look after them see them safely on their way
00:41:22Goodbye
00:41:26Let's go
00:41:39Hey, it's your fault, why'd you get involved?
00:41:42I had no choice
00:41:44It's all right for you. But look at me. It's me who suffered
00:41:47Look completely covered in crap
00:41:50So what it'll all wash off. Oh sure. It'll wash off
00:41:55But I know this i'll stink for weeks
00:42:05Brother brother
00:42:19Lots of things to watch. Yeah
00:42:22Hey, look there's some men
00:42:38And what's your name, huh
00:42:41Huh
00:42:42Hot me
00:42:44How dare you say that? Oh, no, I said my name is hop you
00:42:49Hmm well, I suggest you change your name. You got that
00:42:53Change it. Yes
00:42:56Right
00:43:01Where are you from?
00:43:04Yes, yes, what's your job
00:43:07Hey captain. Hey captain fat captain. Listen, don't let him in town
00:43:12Huh
00:43:14And why not
00:43:15Ah, well now that fella's my son-in-law, huh? He's just a layabout
00:43:21Never does a stroke of work, huh? Let his wife do it just stays in the low end
00:43:26captain
00:43:28Know that brother
00:43:30I often go there, of course, I know the place
00:43:35One day I snuck in there and took his clothes then you fire fire
00:43:40And he tore out naked as a gay
00:43:45It was just the funniest sight
00:43:48You wicked old man. Oh, no, he deserved it. Listen another time
00:44:04Well now I uh
00:44:06gone
00:44:07gone
00:44:09He's disappeared. What are we gonna do now? Huh pinger? Huh? What now? Hey chase chase him, right?
00:44:17Right. Come come
00:44:20Hey
00:44:26Close hey that old man's not too bad. Shut up. Come on
00:44:39Come on hide in here, right? She'd never go into a whorehouse. Come on
00:44:53Goodbye goodbye come again
00:44:58Mises
00:44:59Didn't give me a tip
00:45:01All the help I gave them I chose the girls and I didn't even get 10 cents
00:45:07A real miserable bastards
00:45:12Good day to you. Good day. You go upstairs. Go on
00:45:19Look like a couple of good ones here, huh?
00:45:23Upstairs up we go this way sir this way
00:45:37Now then hurry we've lots of time, huh sit down sit down sit down
00:45:45Now which girl sir would you like
00:45:49Oh, right
00:45:51Well any particular type then?
00:45:54Uh, don't care
00:45:57That's no good
00:45:58What do you mean?
00:46:00Well now since you don't know the girls, I guess that you must be newcomers here
00:46:05And if it is your first time here, I must make sure that you're well served
00:46:10I think to say if you're satisfied
00:46:13You'll come again
00:46:15That's that's what we want
00:46:18After all
00:46:19Regular clients are the best sort they make or break a place very important. Now, let me see, huh?
00:46:27Uh, let me suggest yes. All right, you can pick two
00:46:32Hey
00:46:33That would be wrong. Huh? Why is it wrong then?
00:46:37How could I?
00:46:39What right have I after all? I'm only the waiter
00:46:43I don't know your taste
00:46:45Huh? And what would the girls say to me then?
00:46:48Some of them are bound to get mad. Maybe beat me
00:46:52Let's say I choose our wa
00:46:54Hato gets mad and if I pick our toe our chew will get angry
00:46:59And even if they are all happy, then maybe you two aren't happy, huh?
00:47:05You may not approve of what i've chosen and you'd be mad at me
00:47:10That's just wouldn't do
00:47:12All right. All right. Who've you got?
00:47:16We have
00:47:22You
00:47:27Why not why can't I i'm sorry we don't entertain ladies i'm looking for someone
00:47:35Hey, it's all right, don't worry it's not the police
00:47:39Not really the point. Yeah, we're not scared of the police
00:47:43It's grandfather's we're scared up
00:47:45I'll look around won't take long
00:47:48Now wait, hey
00:47:51You can't look
00:47:52nothing to see
00:47:53After all, they're all the same. Well more or less that is
00:48:00Let's go
00:48:03Looking for a husband he must be an idiot with a pretty girl like that at home and comes here
00:48:09Hey, but a man can get tired of home cooking though
00:48:14It was close
00:48:15Well, all right
00:48:17Come in come in. This is chin chin. Are you you look after them, huh?
00:48:23Hello, sir
00:48:26Waiter that young lady is she gone
00:48:31Why of course I told her to go everybody around this place does just what I tell them to oh
00:48:42And why
00:48:44Because I have a sworn brother who's one of the country's top fighters, is that right?
00:48:53He's very famous
00:48:55And most people know his name
00:48:58Oh
00:48:59His kung fu is terrific
00:49:02Sorry, sorry
00:49:03A good looking young man
00:49:06So
00:49:11He's also an opponent of the ching government so everyone ought to be respectful to me, huh
00:49:19Of course, of course
00:49:23Last week
00:49:25Some bums came in here didn't know who I was
00:49:29They called me names
00:49:32Next day my sworn brother beat them up
00:49:36Hey, he really fixed them up
00:49:39Oh, well, that's good
00:49:41But this sworn brother, who is he? Huh?
00:49:45He is
00:49:50He come here that often sure was here yesterday
00:49:56He stayed the night here talk with me most of the night
00:50:00We had a good time. We both got drunk
00:50:03We must have drunk a whole gallon of booze
00:50:07That's strange
00:50:08We were 20 miles away
00:50:11What
00:50:12I said that night we had an awful lot to drink as well. Oh
00:50:17Hey
00:50:20Coming
00:50:22Be right back bring you some wine. Hey look after them
00:50:27You were here before oh, but that was the sister and this is the brother you see
00:50:35brother
00:50:42Hey, you got any nice rooms, oh, sorry, uh, we don't have any nice rooms
00:50:48We don't have any nice rooms
00:50:50We don't have any nice rooms
00:50:53Hey, you got any nice rooms, oh, sorry, uh, we no rooms
00:50:59Hey, but you can sit over here. Hey, please come on sit down, huh?
00:51:05Come on
00:51:07Hey brother, it's them again and i'm sure they're gonna find us
00:51:17Can I help you
00:51:20We're looking for someone you are
00:51:23You've come to the right man. What's the name?
00:51:25And even if you shouldn't know the name
00:51:28Just give me the description
00:51:30And I bet you I can help you find the person
00:51:34Oh
00:51:37You really can't help
00:51:39I'm, absolutely sure
00:51:42for example
00:51:43Six months ago guy comes in says he's looking for his wife
00:51:48Because he thought she might be working here
00:51:51but still
00:51:52Wouldn't give me her name
00:51:56Huh
00:51:57Huh, I just examined him and I guessed which one his wife was
00:52:02Know what?
00:52:04I was absolutely right
00:52:06And so they were reunited
00:52:11Hey
00:52:13Well, all right
00:52:14Just you tell me the name of this person that you're looking for
00:52:20Name's can can huh?
00:52:23Oh, let's see now
00:52:27Well now can huh, I just can't seem to recall it
00:52:35Can huh
00:52:40Let me see now
00:52:42Oh got it. Yes, of course. Yes, of course, excuse me, huh?
00:52:54Coming coming
00:52:57You see I was right completely I knew that I could help you to find this person
00:53:05but still
00:53:06Problem is we have two cans here
00:53:09And I don't know which of the two is the one you want
00:53:13Hey, well, it's neither those two
00:53:16It's neither
00:53:19Well, that's strange
00:53:21Listen are you quite sure the person you want is here? Yes, i'm sure
00:53:30That is strange, uh, what is person handsome and skillful
00:53:39Ha ha ha skillful, huh?
00:53:42In that case it has to be the four seasons fragrance then, huh?
00:53:48Ah, what do you mean four seasons?
00:53:51What do you mean you don't know about them this must be your first time here. Yeah, it's the first time
00:53:59Well these girls they're just the foremost beautiful girls we have in this place now, let me tell you all about them
00:54:06Ha ha ha
00:54:10These four lovely girls each one of them resembles a different season
00:54:16Season how's it go like a season?
00:54:19That's simple. I'll explain to you
00:54:23Each girl has different characteristics
00:54:26Take miss spring
00:54:27She blossoms out. She makes you feel it's planting time
00:54:32miss summer
00:54:34She's as hot as the sun when you meet her you feel the sweat bursting out of you
00:54:41I'm, sorry. I'm, sorry
00:54:44Miss autumn, huh?
00:54:45She's quite ripe and she's ready for picking
00:54:49And the fruit that she offers
00:54:52Miss winter, I guess she's quite frigid
00:54:57She seems cool
00:54:59But that's on the outside
00:55:01You break the ice there's a furnace
00:55:05women
00:55:07Let me tell you all of them are exactly the same
00:55:11outwardly
00:55:12They'll all want to appear virgins
00:55:16But when you get right down to it, they want to be held
00:55:21Want to be kissed?
00:55:22Taken to bed
00:55:25Oh god, i'll tell you i'm an expert
00:55:29Ha ha ha. Hey most women want to they're just scared they'll be caught
00:55:47Sorry, sorry
00:55:50That's all right tell me what do you oh, well we'd like some food first
00:55:55All right. Oh my god
00:55:58What a day i'm finished
00:56:02Oh, he got changed shots
00:56:28Ha ha ha
00:56:58So
00:57:28So
00:57:30So
00:57:58Good job
00:58:00Foreign
00:58:12You take this list to minister kong it's important be careful
00:58:30So
00:59:00Hi
00:59:30Get out come on
00:59:43Hi
01:00:00Foreign
01:00:21Hey boatman
01:00:25Boatman
01:00:31Listen row us over. All right, please
01:00:35So
01:00:54Right now got you, huh my future grandson-in-law you
01:00:59You
01:01:03All right
01:01:05Each time we talk, huh? No things to do important business
01:01:11That's all
01:01:12Well, you just forget them
01:01:22Listen let us go. We're on very important business
01:01:26Maybe but my business too is very urgent
01:01:31I'm getting old. I have most things except some grandchildren around me
01:01:36Listen, I now tell me just what are your reasons for not liking my granddaughter?
01:01:44No, it's not that we're not meant for each other
01:01:48Listen find another man for her. Hmm. Oh, no
01:01:52You have to marry her
01:01:54Granddad I think that's enough
01:02:00Granddad if he refuses to have me
01:02:07Must be because i'm so awful and if i'm so awful
01:02:13Then I don't want to live
01:02:15I can't face the disgrace
01:02:19I'll kill myself
01:02:22No, no
01:02:27All right
01:02:29You're really very pretty
01:02:32and talented
01:02:34But still though we two aren't suited. All right, don't cry, huh?
01:02:41All right, don't blame you granddad just let me die
01:02:47All right, don't don't you cry listen to me I should die
01:02:55because
01:02:56I'm, so stupid
01:02:58and refuse you
01:03:00So then let me die and redeem myself
01:03:17Foreign
01:03:33Oh, I know I'm gonna get soaked
01:03:35Okay
01:03:45What you trying to be an upside down chicken
01:03:51All right
01:04:06Huh
01:04:13Stupid rain
01:04:16Usually
01:04:17We don't burn just sticks, but maybe you should now
01:04:22and then
01:04:23Buddha may smile on you
01:04:26And send you a man or a husband, huh?
01:04:35So
01:05:05Foreign
01:05:35Foreign
01:06:05Foreign
01:06:36Foreign
01:06:53Hey
01:07:06Hey
01:07:31Hey rebels
01:07:35Oh
01:08:05Hey, get up. You've seen Kuzo.
01:08:11But don't go too far. I won't find you.
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:58Help me!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:08One, two. One, two. One, two.
01:09:30Catch her.
01:09:32Right.
01:09:33One, two. One, two.
01:09:34One, two, one, two.
01:09:36Oh, you old hag.
01:09:38One, two, one, two.
01:09:40I'm dead.
01:09:41One, two, one, two.
01:09:42No!
01:09:43Yeah!
01:09:44No!
01:09:45No!
01:09:48No!
01:09:51No!
01:09:52Yeah!
01:09:53Hey!
01:09:54Hey!
01:09:55Hey!
01:09:56Hey!
01:09:57Hey!
01:09:58Hey!
01:09:59Hey!
01:10:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:01Get him!
01:10:02Get him!
01:10:03Get him!
01:10:19Granddaddy, you've had your fun.
01:10:21Time to go.
01:10:30Get up!
01:10:31come on.
01:10:32Hey, look, this is the place.
01:11:00Coming, coming.
01:11:03Please come in, sir.
01:11:13Hold it!
01:11:16Well now, you're late.
01:11:19Bonsi, your kung fu is even better now.
01:11:22Sister, these men?
01:11:26Our comrades in the fight against the Qing.
01:11:28You see, we hired this place, so it's quite safe.
01:11:33Why are you late?
01:11:34Because...
01:11:35Hey, let's sit down.
01:11:36Oh, please.
01:11:38We had a problem with some Qing.
01:11:40Held us up.
01:11:42And the list?
01:11:59That's it.
01:12:01This is the list of all our men
01:12:03actually working within the Qing government.
01:12:08We have three missions to complete.
01:12:11The first one is to assassinate the Emperor Yang Zhong.
01:12:15Second, kill the Minister Kun.
01:12:17Third, they send the list to a safe place
01:12:21with the Taoist monks.
01:12:23The worst one is the Minister Kun.
01:12:25He's a Han, but worse than the Qing.
01:12:28That's right. He killed our men.
01:12:30First tortured them.
01:12:32He must die.
01:12:33Right. His death would be worth a lot.
01:12:37Really hurt the Qing.
01:12:39So I and Liu Kang will try for Yongcheng.
01:12:43Kun Taifu, Tianjin Fengji, Qing Tou, kill the Minister.
01:12:48All right, guess you're tired.
01:12:50Better get to bed.
01:12:51At dawn, we'll start moving.
01:13:00I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:01I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:02I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:03I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:04I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:05I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:06I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:07I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:08I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:09I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:10I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:11I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:12I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:13I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:14I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:15I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:16I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:17I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:18I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:19I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:20I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:21I'm going to kill the Minister.
01:13:23Gunshai fool.
01:13:26That damn traitor.
01:13:29How Did he know?
01:13:37Nevermind, let's get him.
01:13:40If you will hand over that list of names.
01:13:43Then I promise to spare your lives.
01:13:45Go to hell.
01:13:46You lousy traitor.
01:13:47We shall kill you.
01:13:49All right, let's go get him, right?
01:13:52Hold it!
01:14:17Hold it!
01:14:20You have two hours to reconsider.
01:14:23I get the list, or else you shall all die.
01:14:27Back inside.
01:14:32Guard the doors.
01:14:36Strange. How did he know?
01:14:38Right, how could he know?
01:14:40Look, must be a spy here.
01:14:43That's strange.
01:14:50Now listen, we'll try and hold them.
01:14:53You and Ling take the list.
01:14:55Out the back way.
01:14:56No, I'll fight.
01:14:57Sister, obey orders.
01:14:59Come on, come on, quick.
01:15:02Come on.
01:15:03Right, right.
01:15:15Fire!
01:15:18Well?
01:15:19It's no use.
01:15:21We're surrounded. No way out.
01:15:24What'll we do?
01:15:27We'll just wait a while.
01:15:29Let him make the first move.
01:15:31Right.
01:15:44Waiter.
01:15:45Yeah?
01:15:46Tea. Must be thirsty.
01:15:48Right.
01:15:51Here, sir. Would you like some tea?
01:15:53Thank you.
01:15:57Hey, mister. Some tea?
01:16:04Take her, take her.
01:16:05Thank you.
01:16:10It's poison.
01:16:13Hold it.
01:16:16You drink.
01:16:19All right, all right.
01:16:21It's quite all right.
01:16:34Master, it's time.
01:16:37The time's up.
01:16:39Have you made up your mind?
01:16:41Go to hell, you ching bastards.
01:16:46Bring them here.
01:16:47Sir!
01:16:48No, no, let me go.
01:17:02No, Mitan.
01:17:04Here's your family.
01:17:06So now do I get that name list?
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:10Dad!
01:17:11We'd better give him that list.
01:17:13I won't.
01:17:15You vicious bastard, you!
01:17:17Mitan, you mustn't give it to them.
01:17:19Don't do it, or you'll dishonor the family name.
01:17:24I want them killed now.
01:17:26Sir!
01:17:27Damn you!
01:17:29Mitan, never mind us.
01:17:40Hold it, hold it.
01:17:44How are you?
01:17:45Why you...
01:17:46Dad!
01:17:47Help!
01:17:49Dad!
01:17:59Shoot!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Dad!
01:18:40《The Wind Blows》
01:18:47《The Wind Blows》
01:18:54《The Wind Blows》
01:19:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
01:19:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:19:41Oh
01:20:11Oh
01:20:41Oh
01:21:11Ah
01:21:41Oh
01:22:06How dare you who are you
01:22:12Komachi I spared your life 40 years ago in a battle you remember
01:22:23Now I know you
01:22:25Who long time you not only didn't take that chance to change your ways you became worse
01:22:35Well, I'm grateful in a way
01:22:39Because it gave me the chance
01:22:41for more than 10 years
01:22:44To quite perfect my technique magic Kung Fu
01:22:48The man choose like it. That's why they made me war minister
01:22:56Fiji chichi, we'll finish you you'll die here
01:23:03You fool give no chance
01:23:08Oh
01:23:38Oh
01:24:08I
01:24:10I
01:24:12I
01:24:37Use my soul negative force within an hour you'll be dead
01:24:42I
01:24:44Bastard he deserved
01:25:12Oh
01:25:28Nobody can survive negative force
01:25:42Oh
01:26:12Oh
01:26:42Oh
01:27:13Oh
01:27:1430 years ago
01:27:16There was a most extraordinary
01:27:18Fight the demon of snow hill
01:27:22He used the sorrow and joy technique
01:27:25Over the years he killed a great many brave men
01:27:31Eventually the clans got together
01:27:33To get rid of him
01:27:36Although they failed to kill him at least he disappeared then
01:27:42The technique he used is very strange and powerful
01:27:47As far as I know
01:27:50Only one thing could beat it the yin-yang combined style if performed by a young man and a girl
01:27:58acting together
01:27:59They must strike his nerve center only in this way
01:28:05Sure, that's it
01:28:12Oh
01:28:26In here fungi combine your hands hurry
01:28:42Oh
01:29:12I
01:29:42I
01:30:12At last he said that evil man
01:30:42Oh
01:31:12You