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00:00you wish to defend those traitors then so be it let us see how you do
00:06take my sister and her friend to the throne room we shall settle this matter
00:10officially
00:18i'm going leave him alone i'm all right i'm all right
00:23don't worry whatever happens we'll get through this together
00:28here come the saviors of the people come closer
00:32sister today you have disappointed me beyond measure
00:35i have been betrayed by my own blood and a filthy spy we did nothing wrong
00:39punishment must be apportioned where it belongs punish me
00:43you are no longer a child and it is time i stopped treating you as one
00:46you wish to save the traitors who have gathered outside the castle this morning
00:49very well you shall have your chance to save them
00:52here stand the leaders of the violent mob and i will give you a choice
00:55who will be punished these strangers or this boy
00:58the sentence will be death no this can't be you are the princess
01:03decide your majesty logan please i am giving you power
01:07over life and death no i won't do this if you can't choose
01:11i will they will all be executed so tell me
01:15what are you willing to sacrifice to do the right thing this is madness
01:18we can't we just can't choose me you can't let them go
01:23choose me there's only one decision you can make it has to be me
01:31are you listening to me pick me damn what a decision right at the start
01:36of the fucking game huh
01:40this can't be happening still having trouble deciding
01:44let me help you i will give you until the count of five
01:48choose me they didn't do anything it should be me
01:51fine i don't want to leave you but what choice do we have
01:57thank you thank you it's all right you did what you had to do
02:02never forget what he's done and that i love you take the boy away
02:06kill him now
02:10i will never forgive you for this good then you will never forget it escort my
02:15sister to her chambers now
02:19you know what the best part is this game actually has a really fucking good
02:24third act twist you mustn't blame yourself madam i don't
02:27think any of us realize just how far he'd fallen into madness i
02:31have to do something i can't just stay here you're not we leave
02:35the castle tonight this kingdom needs nothing less than a
02:38revolution it needs a new leader it needs a hero
02:43it's time to see if you're ready ready for what
02:46to be your father's daughter
02:52very good i will pack some essentials there's no time
02:55we take nothing not even pajamas come on
02:59you must leave now don't worry madam i shall follow you wherever fate takes
03:03me i should have done something in the
03:04throne room i should have stopped him all he would have accomplished would
03:07have been your own death still maybe i should have taken you away
03:11sooner is that actually you were the brother
03:15that was supposedly executed the entire time
03:17no no actually no it's a pretty good it's like it's
03:21i mean it's not it's not the deepest ethical dilemma imaginable but it does
03:24it does put an interesting little twist on fables usual oh you know you could be
03:27good or evil it doesn't really fucking matter
03:38it's time we paid our respects to albion's last hero
03:42i never thought i'd enter this place again you should have known better
03:46oh color me intrigued yeah
03:50the night your father died i promised him i would bring you here one day
03:54when you were old enough and strong enough
03:58this is your history this is your legacy the world has been too long without a
04:03hero but i'm hoping that it will have one soon
04:11god you just keep the fucking caskets of sparrow and rose here
04:24oh this is your father's most treasured possession
04:29the guild seal it chooses those who have the power inside them
04:33those who have the potential to become legends take it
04:44is something supposed to happen
04:55hmm
05:03who are you i am theresa the seer of the spire
05:06i guided your father in his greatest triumph but you have an even greater
05:10destiny ahead of you the seal awoke at your touch
05:13as it would at no one else's this means did they ever make another sequel
05:17uh there is fabled a journey i don't know what that one is
05:20and there is a new fable game in development like all heroes
05:24you will face many trials but you cannot pass through these gates alone
05:28you will need to gather followers made by a completely new studio though for now
05:32you have the support of two friends jasper who will serve you always
05:36and sir walter beck who will be your greatest ally together you have already
05:40taken the first step in your journey walk through the gate are you looking
05:44forward to it kind of like i said fable isn't one of my
05:46favorite games it's just one i come back to every few years
06:02a cool thing about this game actually is the living weapons
06:06not this your melee and ranged weapons uh
06:09whenever you level up your melee and range skill at the different points in
06:13this path here the road to rule uh it'll change in appearance based on
06:18the things you've done
06:21one day let's see uh fable three weapon variations
06:38let's turn on display capture so like just as just as the sword for
06:43instance it could turn into this
06:49you can turn into this uh oh there's a max level sword
07:01oh there's another one
07:04oh i'm seeing none of this oh oh hang on
07:09oh right okay here we go so the sword could turn into this or this
07:13or this or this things like the hilt the runes like the color the blade like they
07:18all they all have different like they all have different achievements
07:21associated with them
07:27so you could look it up and game the system to get the weapon you want or you
07:31could just play and see what it gives you
07:37i always like this i always thought this was very cool
07:42so is it modular or just a bunch of presets i let's see hang on
08:01oh here we go hero weapons okay morph list requirements there we go
08:20let's see here
08:31okay yeah so like the first upgrade will be runes which are based on your
08:33morality and then you get like the different hilts
08:36so you get like an arcane hilt an auroran hilt a bone hilt and a royal
08:39hilt and those are based off different things
08:42you do so you get the arcane hilt uh if you
08:45score 200 hits with any magic 200 or 30 hits with any magic you
08:49get the auroran hilt for opening chests you get the bone hilt for killing bone
08:52hilt for killing undead and you get the royal hilt for donating
08:55gold and you always get the first one you earn
09:00then the next one is the blades
09:10oh there we go
09:13no clockwork is enough for the sword elegant intricate
09:18nope organic ornate and scale there we go uh so those are all the different
09:23blades you can get for your sword and again
09:25they all have they all themselves yeah if we scroll down they all themselves
09:29have uh have different uh have different
09:32requirements to them so if i want to get the angelic blade
09:34where is it
09:38right up here i have to make two villagers fall in love with me and again
09:40the first one you get is the upgrade you get when you upgrade your melee or range
09:44skill and all four weapons work like this the
09:46sword the hammer the pistol and the rifle they all work like that
09:51uh then your weapon changes color based off a variety of factors
09:58and again that's how it works stream froze of lily respond to my comment
10:02high key digging the idea aspect of the main character changing appearance over
10:06the course of the game as a result of a specific choice that the player makes
10:08yeah like fable had always kind of had that but this is the first time they did
10:11it with weapons and this this with this much variety so like
10:14you finish the game everyone's fucking uh everyone's weapons look a little
10:18different
10:26that's like a lot of variety yeah yeah it's quite cool
10:28it doesn't make the weapons have really many it just affects their cosmetics but
10:32i think that's cool do you is this character development now it's
10:37not character development it's just fun
10:48you really are a hero just cosmetic even better the weapon upgrades when you
10:52upgrade the level the cosmetics and the stats change when you upgrade the level
10:54but the stats are kind of static it's like more damage and shit
11:03i never did care for being poked in the eye or having my head chopped off one of
11:06it
11:11it would have worse if it affected the statistics of the weapon yeah there
11:13aren't really many statistics to affect i think that i i i think i think that
11:18best it maybe gives you a bonus related to what you did to unlock it but again
11:21the the your attack stat is just kind of
11:25grows statically
11:30how am i supposed to do that even if i am a hero
11:35i'm just one person exactly that is why we need to find allies
11:39and lots of them once you prove what you are
11:42people will follow you and many of them will be willing to fight
11:58well i know i am come on and i'm proud of you too old friend
12:03i've never seen a man cower with such grace it is nearly a matter of hygiene
12:08bats are filthy creatures
12:12anyway i think we've just seen the first proof of what you can do
12:16you are the hero all right see you autumn
12:20bats are just beginning yeah i like this aspect of this game it's
12:24cute everything about everything about the
12:27fable series has always been very cute sometimes it's very sad
12:32my hero weapon is a war hammer the handle shows that i chose to save more
12:34lives than i took the pole arm signifies how much i've
12:36donated to the resistance army and the hammer head signifies how i
12:39fucked your mother
12:43another impressive display this morning my job consisted of laying
12:47out clothes for work now i'm a midnight snack for bats you'll
12:52get used to it
13:10yeah i like i like the idea of a weapons appearance evolving
13:13based on how you play and the decisions you make i think that is the coolest
13:16thing fable ever ever did and i think more
13:20games should do it
13:39so
13:46you've certainly got the hang of that spell shall we proceed
13:52oh what an unusual stench i dare say we must be somewhere beneath
13:56power stone industrial very likely not the safest place for us
14:00right now but we should be able to find a way out
14:03of the city once we reach the surface
14:09appears to be a dead end not quite what is that i'm pretty sure
14:27what is this place you know it must be it is it's your father's sanctuary
14:33he used to speak of it but i never thought it was a real place
14:36well i don't believe it jasper this book
14:40there's a note with your name on it look that's not possible
14:43for jasper well i grant you it is possible it must be a coincidence
14:49oh don't be a dolt the old king must have left it here for you
14:53what's it called the book of heroes how extraordinary
14:57does it tell us how to get out this really is most remarkable
15:00everything that we could possibly want to know about heroes and this place
15:03is right here in these pages
15:12this map functions as a traveling mechanism simply choose where you want
15:15to go and well it should take you there marvelous
15:19right we can use that we'll have plenty of time to explore this place later
15:24right now we have a rather large task ahead of us but i don't even know where
15:28to start our first stop will be the mountains of
15:30misspeak there are people there who would make
15:33great allies they won't offer their allegiance easily
15:37but they despise logan and if anyone can persuade them
15:41it's a hero very good i will continue to become acquainted with this sanctuary no
15:45doubt we will need to make full use of its facilities right all
15:48right then find misspeak on the map and let's
15:50i know people all made a big deal about how horny bg3 was this game tracks how
15:54many stds you get now that looks like the dweller camp in
15:58misspeak just there select that as your destination
16:11what huh it does i've forgotten how bloody this game tracks your stds
16:18come on the people here call themselves dwellers
16:23they're tough they're loyal and like i told you earlier
16:27they hate logan's guts yeah it may not look like much
16:31but this is where the revolution can you be gay and do crimes like fable 2 you
16:35absolutely get well you know you're the queen so like
16:38they are crimes
16:49the man we need to convince is sabine a proud old sod
16:52but a good man and a good leader he won't give his allegiance easily
16:57especially to a princess perhaps it's best if i speak to him alone
17:01you know maybe you ought to find some new clothes while i talk to sabine
17:05something slightly less regal we don't need this kind of attention
17:09i only have a little bit of gold but it should be enough and maybe you can
17:12spread what's left among the people they need it more than we do where can
17:16i find clothes no don't worry you'll find someone
17:20willing to take the std count amounts anything or is it just aesthetic
17:22i know in fable 2 it had an effect it pushed you toward the decadent
17:26uh alignment
17:32please help us
17:36where to yes and yes by the way you can just walk up to a complete stranger and
17:41hold hands with them
17:44oh
17:53me when i'm drunk
18:01oh a drunk rain is so sappy hello hello oh good hello madam this is jasper
18:10ah hello now included in the sanctuary is a dressing room step through and i'll
18:14show you
18:34i believe the dressing room will be to your liking
18:40my brother just murdered my other brother let me hold your hands for five
18:42minutes oh no that that wasn't um elliot isn't your sibling elliot is the
18:46um elliot is your friend why don't you change into your new
18:50dweller outfit
19:01they you look just like a dweller i hope this new outfit is as comfortable as
19:06your royal attire though i suspect the chances of that are
19:08quite low
19:25oh that's more like it a scruffy look suits you
19:30me when i'm drunk drunk right it's so sappy
19:34well i told you he takes some convincing
19:38come on
19:57these mountains have always been ours now logan's taken them and he's stripping
20:00them of all life oh we're ready to go to war but why
20:04should we follow logan's kenny you can trust me you have my word
20:07we don't take much stock in words around these parts we're simple folk
20:11in that right boulder then what do you want
20:15proof first prove you are truly as walter claims a hero
20:19this is easily done there's a secret chamber hey coco welcome back
20:23built by your own father only hero can survive its trials and reach the relics
20:27within bring me one of these ancient objects
20:30and i will believe you second prove you are a warrior worthy of
20:33leading us into battle you can do this by slaying the mercenaries
20:36who plague mist peak valley you have long soured our existence
20:40her prove you are a true leader persuade our neighbors in brightwall to share
20:44what food they have with us older oh if we cannot eat we will die
20:50and the dead make poor allies is that all yep that's a lot off you go then
20:53good luck nice knowing you hey come on boy that's been a ton of
20:58fun but i do have to do this off i hope everyone had a good rest of the
21:00stream see you later love you
21:08the kingdom is doomed
21:13there you go i know the place he mentioned your father built the chamber
21:17under the bright wall academy albion's greatest seat of learning at
21:20least it was until logan closed it down just show the
21:24old librarian your guilt seal you'll know what it means
21:26i'll try to find out more about these mercenaries i'll see you in bright wall
21:30when i have some information it makes a nice change doing something
21:35useful
21:57hmm
22:09what'd you find
22:15hmm
22:23oh
22:46so
22:57hmm
23:16so
23:26nice and snappy oh yeah it's all right
23:33hey yo what's up
23:45so
23:55watch out i'm i'm killing more i'm killing more dogs than a disturbed 14
23:59year old boy
24:08ah finally bright wall an absolute shithole of a city
24:11look how awful that look at the awful condition that wall is in
24:15are you shooting fireballs or is it just norms of light magic that's a fireball
24:18and a perfect opportunity to acquaint yourself with the fine honest people of
24:21this kingdom far from the bustle of the city and the
24:24factory smoke of course a less charitable mind would
24:27turn them symptoms but i encourage you to shop in their
24:29stores drink in their taverns and otherwise
24:31partake in their small town pleasures
24:41hmm
24:57come back if you have anything else to sell i hope i can make a profit on that
25:05get drunk at the scope with my merry line of wines
25:10we're low on stock so thank you for your custom
25:14bit of a shortage on goods at the moment so i'll offer you more if you've got what
25:18i'm looking for
25:22now where's the clothing store there's gonna be one here
25:28that's the end oh wait a minute you clue and quandary
25:32this is it that is the bar
25:40rock bottom prices for rock bottom times
25:47that is the makeover shop
25:56our potions are guaranteed to be 100% safe
26:01i'll turn things around this chamber beneath brightful suns in
26:17ah there it is
26:21you think the academy will ever be reopened things have never been worse
26:25here
26:28give your nose a friend get a mustache
26:39oh i took a wrong turn
26:48um
27:01hey yeah
27:09women's high women's suit nine thousand oh come on
27:13that's so cool though for rock bottom times
27:17women's mercenary suit as long as i can remember
27:22all right guess i'll just go to the thing mic going crazy my mic's going
27:25crazy just go to the thing mic going crazy my
27:29mic's going crazy oh okay
27:36oh okay
27:44let's pop open audacity and let it check honey your mic is bugging yeah i'll
27:48figure it out
27:52testing testing testing testing oh that's not good
28:00testing testing testing oh well it's coming through here fine
28:06testing testing testing testing testing
28:10usb cords must be
28:15testing testing testing testing okay
28:28testing testing testing testing testing testing there we go
28:32got it
28:36my interface has the ability to actually like monitor my mic i can
28:38actually hear my mic uh in my headphones and when it sounds
28:42normal there that basically says okay the problems with the usb connection
28:45you should keep checking my shop you never know when i might have a
28:48same-line smooth as butter again buttery smooth
28:56notice off you can only ride a mic for eight hours before it starts to buckle
29:00oh let me tell you let me tell you i've done worse things to this mic than ride
29:03it drinks we don't sell it's the usb cable
29:05please leave before the soldiers suspect you're gaining any real
29:08knowledge
29:11sweet papyrus a real visitor i i'm afraid i was speaking the truth
29:17king logan has closed the academy i'm little more than a custodian these days
29:26by the holy hawk mark the guilt seal i haven't seen it since the old hero
29:33king last came here have you actually tried using the mic as a dildo now i
29:37just keep hitting my head off it
29:40please come this way your father told me that one day a challenger bearing the
29:44seal would come seeking entrance to the reliquary
29:46but i never imagined it would happen in my lifetime it was he who founded the
29:50academy of course i have often wondered how you would react
29:54to see it in its present state here we are i can't tell you how many
29:59of our researchers and professors have studied this door
30:01hoping to unlock its mechanism but i knew there was only one
30:05thing that would ever open it
30:12how's the audio balance you guys can actually hear the game audio just fine
30:22one of the fun things about like uh about playing games from like a decade
30:26ago is that there'll always be someone in
30:28my stream who's like oh i never heard of this game this looks fun
30:34these past few hours are doing great but i've got a trivia night to go and do
30:37and lose have fun y'all see ya angel
30:41lose spectacular for me
30:58so
31:06everyone knows about you'll still find somebody who says that it's adorable oh
31:08yeah ah hello jasper here again i believe
31:12that at me this sanctuary contains an armory within
31:16which there are some truly remarkable weapons heroic weapons which your father
31:20left for you this way please now admittedly these weapons don't
31:25appear particularly impressive yet however according to the book they
31:29actually change as you use them becoming more deadly and
31:32developing fantastic properties they are living weapons and the way which you
31:36fight with them determines how they evolve
31:40that sword is certain to cut a swathe through your foes and depending on whom
31:44you kill and how it will grow ever more powerful well
31:47now that you have a proper weapon you should return to the chambers
31:50underneath bright wall academy ah yes the flip switch now the way you
31:55activate these is by hitting them your new weapon should
31:58serve that purpose
32:02so
32:19the hollow man
32:32so
32:48so
33:02so
33:24funny play fragments of sorrow thank you oh you know i could i could play i
33:27could do that actually
33:32oh yeah speaking of bad teachers earlier i actually remembered something
33:35uh there's a reddit story somewhere you probably find it by googling it
33:38a teacher on the basis that you're not allowed to have headphones in class
33:42cut the tube for a student's insulin pump
33:57oh my fucking what oh my fucking yep it's awful
34:07makes you just want to throw something
34:16i hope they got so fucking fired i don't remember the story immediately
34:19immediately offhand
34:28so
34:46so
34:57fired he belongs in a prison oh i've heard that one yep
35:27so
35:34yeah just one of the worst crawl around reddit long enough you will find just a
35:39whole bunch of stories of teachers just being the fucking worst
35:58so
36:00so
36:22can you pet the doggo uh where'd my dog go
36:26well come on down here
36:33yes you can in fact pet the dog
36:56so
37:08hmm
37:13so
37:21there we go
37:43so
37:50oh that's a creature i summoned
38:05yes you can pet the dog you can play with the dog everything you can expect
38:09to be uh to do with a dog you can do with a dog
38:14and unlike fable 2 this one won't die
38:25i've returned one percent more southern four percent more blind and seven percent
38:27more gay what the hell did you do autumn
38:39so
38:55so
39:10so
39:16you were with cora and you didn't bring snow blindness goggles did you
39:25ah hello yes ah so the weapons in question were all
39:30like the sword and hammer these astonishing weapons evolve over time as
39:33you use them so should i take the rifle or the pistol
39:35they can cause more damage and achieve other incredible effects
39:52should i take the pistol you look cooler all right
39:56the pistol excellent choice you are in an enclosed space at the moment after
40:00all i'll keep the rifle here in case you
40:02change your mind meantime experiment and see what incredible properties are
40:06waiting to be unlocked
40:32so
40:45i think all the close i've read a bad teacher was on my high school
40:47programming teacher just being an unhelpful heart oh oh fuck
41:02so
41:14who uh that was my for uh that my first plus second grade teacher who was weird
41:20and wasn't uh some sort of neurodivergence i wasn't
41:23conducted looking uh after kids all day dvh that entire school was just weird in
41:26general so i thought nothing of it okay man we could just share bad teacher
41:31stories the whole time you know what sure let's let's just go and do that
41:34let's just keep sharing bad teacher stories
41:38all right back from the dead welcome back moose
41:52so
42:04ah fucking
42:09you can hit me while i'm picking up items
42:14okay
42:21you've been streaming for eight hours yeah i got nothing else to do today it's
42:23a weekday
42:28there's a reason i don't stream on weekends usually
42:31except for maybe saturday
42:44oh
42:48lily orchard workday copyright trademark bottom text yeah
42:53i think after i get out of this i'm going to go back and edit more of the
42:56core video
43:04surprise you haven't even finished the game you've been playing it oh i haven't
43:06been playing the game eight hours just started this
43:14so
43:37doing some core editing some new vegas teaching disgusting shitty teaching