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At 17, high-school junior Shirley Lyner is thinking about college and running a babysitting service that provides teen call girls to the dads of young children. In a long flashback, we see what brought her from being a babysitter to organizing and running the service. It starts with Michael, the father of children she baby-sits. A cup of coffee on the way home from his house, a night visit to a train yard, and one thing leads
https://www.dailymotion.com/Funnygags
At 17, high-school junior Shirley Lyner is thinking about college and running a babysitting service that provides teen call girls to the dads of young children. In a long flashback, we see what brought her from being a babysitter to organizing and running the service. It starts with Michael, the father of children she baby-sits. A cup of coffee on the way home from his house, a night visit to a train yard, and one thing leads
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00:00:00Shirley Liner, I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves High School.
00:00:20This is my babysitting service.
00:00:29The answer is no.
00:00:33Mom doesn't drink, Dad didn't hit me, Uncle Steve never showed me his privates.
00:00:41I don't even have an Uncle Steve.
00:00:46The money's nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.
00:00:56But that's not why I do it.
00:01:12Maybe we should back up.
00:01:28S-A-T.
00:01:33If you're planning on attending college out of state, the SATs are what you want to worry
00:01:38about.
00:01:40Time allotted to complete the test is three hours and forty-five minutes.
00:01:46Hey, Brenda.
00:01:48Brenda!
00:01:49I'm ignoring you.
00:01:51Your stepbrother keeps looking up here.
00:01:54Dude, I think she's looking at you.
00:02:01You think Mike Dean's ever tried to blow him?
00:02:06It's not incest if he's a stepbrother.
00:02:09What?
00:02:10Brenda knows her sister's a whore.
00:02:13No one's feelings are hurt.
00:02:18This is your future.
00:02:20If you want it to be bright, study hard.
00:02:24Everything you do now determines if you get into college.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:38I'm sorry.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:02:44I'm sorry.
00:02:48Come, Mr. Belcher.
00:02:51Come.
00:02:52I can't kill this fuck.
00:02:55Maybe the basement?
00:02:58I'm sorry.
00:03:00I'm sorry.
00:03:02I'm sorry.
00:03:04I'm sorry.
00:03:06I'm sorry.
00:03:08I'm sorry.
00:03:10I'm sorry.
00:03:12I'm sorry.
00:03:15It's in this little squeegee.
00:03:32Case almost wrapped up?
00:03:34No.
00:03:35The guy's cousin is...
00:03:39He's here!
00:03:44He's here!
00:04:07How you been?
00:04:11What's the matter with you?
00:04:16Captain, be lost to the sea then.
00:04:19I raise, I'm afraid.
00:04:21I've seen it with my own eyes.
00:04:25Shirley, where do you live again?
00:04:27Southfield.
00:04:28Oh, that's far, isn't it?
00:04:31I'm going to live...
00:04:33Oh, God damn it.
00:04:35Neve Gale wrote her autobiography,
00:04:37Hurry up and wait for me.
00:04:41You want to come upstairs with me?
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:48Shirley's here.
00:04:50Oh, great.
00:04:52She's mad because I won't leave him alone.
00:04:55Mikey, what are you going to do if there's an emergency with Adam?
00:04:58How are you going to get him to the hospital?
00:05:00You going to drive the car?
00:05:02It'll be the first time.
00:05:04All right, you be good, okay?
00:05:07Mwah!
00:05:10I'll see you in the morning.
00:05:12All right, better guy, right?
00:05:18Horsefuckers.
00:05:21The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
00:05:23Right.
00:05:24And the restaurant?
00:05:25Mm-hmm.
00:05:26Great.
00:05:27Have fun.
00:05:28You too.
00:05:30Nice.
00:05:31Okay, here we go.
00:05:33Okay, good night.
00:05:34Please.
00:05:36Enjoy your Christmas.
00:05:45I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:05:47If business keeps going the way it is,
00:05:49I'm going to open up two more restaurants next year.
00:05:51Yeah, one on the east side and one downriver.
00:05:53Keep the camel track.
00:05:56Jerry, come on.
00:05:58And when we go corporate,
00:06:00we're going to come to you for the V.P. spot.
00:06:02Well, I don't know.
00:06:04I mean, I don't think I could be locked in just like that.
00:06:07Jesus Christ.
00:06:08It's like a broken record.
00:06:10We have two kids, Jerry.
00:06:11So what?
00:06:12We got a kid.
00:06:13We got a kid.
00:06:14I'll get you the benefits and all that eventually.
00:06:16Yeah, you have one kid.
00:06:17We have two educations to pay for.
00:06:19All right, so we're going to open up two restaurants next year.
00:06:22You have one kid.
00:06:23We have two educations to pay for.
00:06:25All right, so what?
00:06:26They can grow up and go to Michigan and be dead like Mike.
00:06:33When I was your age, I got beat in the head every ten minutes.
00:06:36Why do you keep talking every time I try to tell you a story?
00:06:39You ask questions and then you keep talking and talking.
00:06:42All these things.
00:06:44Every day of me life.
00:06:46Shirley.
00:06:48You never listen to me.
00:06:50Now where am I?
00:07:14I don't know.
00:07:15I thought the idea about the restaurant was pretty cool.
00:07:17We should consider it and think about it.
00:07:20Vice president under Jerry?
00:07:22Yeah.
00:07:24Anyway, the day Jerry goes corporate
00:07:26is the day I join the circus, so.
00:07:30Got to put it down, huh?
00:07:32Just had to put it down.
00:07:35You got it great where you are, right?
00:07:38Right?
00:07:47Hey, hey.
00:07:48You see the old locomotives back there?
00:07:50Come on, come with me.
00:07:51Look at the old trains.
00:07:52Where are you going?
00:07:54They got them all back there like broken toys.
00:07:58The boys are waiting.
00:07:59No, they're not.
00:08:00The boys are sleeping.
00:08:01Come on.
00:08:02Come on.
00:08:03You think Mikey just goes to sleep at 9 o'clock?
00:08:05He put a computer in his room.
00:08:06You know what he's doing?
00:08:07He's online buying heroin.
00:08:08That's what he's doing.
00:08:10That's what he's doing.
00:08:13It's a joke.
00:08:14It's a joke.
00:08:15It's not funny.
00:08:16No, I know it's not funny.
00:08:17But everybody in the program gets to joke about it, but I can't.
00:08:19OK, Michael, I don't want to fight, OK?
00:08:21Why don't you just say so?
00:08:22Why don't you just, if you're mad at me, just say it.
00:08:24It's late.
00:08:26Let's go.
00:08:27Come on.
00:08:28Call me an asshole.
00:08:29It'll make you feel better.
00:08:30I'm telling you, it's step nine.
00:08:31Go ahead.
00:08:35All right, forget it.
00:08:36You're going, going, going.
00:08:38Call me an asshole.
00:08:39See, now I feel better.
00:08:47I'm sorry.
00:09:17I'm sorry.
00:09:28Oh, phew.
00:09:33I was just getting some spots off the floor.
00:09:36Wow.
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:38It's OK.
00:09:39Don't worry about it.
00:09:40Don't worry.
00:09:47Did you see that?
00:09:48I'm sorry.
00:09:49You didn't get anything to eat?
00:09:51I had a slice.
00:09:54I can stop, you know.
00:09:56No, it's OK.
00:09:57I'm fine.
00:09:59You know what?
00:10:00I need some coffee.
00:10:06I didn't want to send her home hungry.
00:10:10You know what?
00:10:11Why don't you just turn the fan on?
00:10:12That bitch will make the smell go away, OK?
00:10:14I'll be home in about an hour or so.
00:10:17All right, bye-bye.
00:10:36You're not tired?
00:10:38No.
00:10:39I'm kind of a night owl.
00:10:41I thought at some point I would outgrow it, but...
00:10:43That makes two of us.
00:10:44Yeah?
00:10:47You know, I guess I should pay you extra
00:10:48for cleaning my kitchen, huh?
00:10:53What?
00:10:54What's wrong?
00:10:55Sometimes I do stupid things.
00:10:58I don't know why.
00:10:59That makes two of us.
00:11:03That's...
00:11:05stupid.
00:11:07Oh, this is how it works.
00:11:09Mm.
00:11:15That's good.
00:11:17See that?
00:11:19You see where I'm going with this?
00:11:23No, not really.
00:11:27How about that?
00:11:29That's good.
00:11:31That's good.
00:11:32That's good.
00:11:33That's good.
00:11:35Now, that...
00:11:37is bad.
00:11:38Oh, that's bad, right?
00:11:39As soon as one thing is out of place,
00:11:42it throws everything else around it out of whack.
00:11:45There's like this...
00:11:47domino effect or chain reaction.
00:11:56Everything and everyone has its place.
00:12:00Right.
00:12:02You think I'm a freak?
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:07No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:12:09Double the fries!
00:12:32So, um, how'd you meet your wife?
00:12:35What?
00:12:38What?
00:12:40I mean, why?
00:12:48Okay.
00:12:49I met her just outside of, uh,
00:12:52Ann Arbor.
00:12:53There's this bridge.
00:12:54And, uh,
00:12:55I met her there.
00:12:57And, uh,
00:12:58it's pitch, pitch black at night.
00:13:00And that's where, I don't know why I'm telling you this.
00:13:02Um,
00:13:04and that's where the kids go to get high.
00:13:06Oh.
00:13:07Yeah.
00:13:08And one night, my friend Jerry takes me there.
00:13:10The guy you had dinner with tonight?
00:13:12Uh-huh.
00:13:13And we just go there to see what it was like, you know.
00:13:15Sure.
00:13:17Anyway, so we're there.
00:13:19And, uh,
00:13:20I met her there.
00:13:21And, uh,
00:13:22I met her there.
00:13:24And, uh,
00:13:25I met her there.
00:13:27Anyway, so we're there.
00:13:28And, uh,
00:13:30this little, uh,
00:13:31party girl comes up to me.
00:13:33And it turns out to be Gail.
00:13:36And, uh,
00:13:37she was on a shitload of, uh...
00:13:40Anyway,
00:13:41she gives me this long once,
00:13:44twice,
00:13:45thrice over.
00:13:46And then she turns to Jerry and she says,
00:13:49so what else did you bring me?
00:13:53I don't know. You had to be there.
00:13:55I wish I was.
00:13:59Then what?
00:14:02Well, she goes over to her friends
00:14:04and I turn to Jerry and I say,
00:14:06that girl looks like a lot of trouble.
00:14:14It's funny how people change, huh?
00:14:17So, you got a boyfriend?
00:14:21Why?
00:14:23Come on, you're smart, you're mature,
00:14:25you're definitely unique.
00:14:26You got that.
00:14:29Come on, you're smart, you're mature,
00:14:31you're definitely unique.
00:14:32You got that.
00:14:59Hey, you want to see something cool?
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:28Okay.
00:15:58All right.
00:16:19All right.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:58I'm sorry.
00:17:28I'm sorry.
00:17:59You know, we can't, we just can't.
00:18:03You know what I mean?
00:18:05I have kids and everything.
00:18:17Okay.
00:18:18Hey, wait, hey, wait.
00:18:23Thanks for watching the kids.
00:18:28Okay.
00:18:58Okay.
00:19:28Okay.
00:19:41HPV.
00:19:43Herpes.
00:19:45Syphilis.
00:19:47Gonorrhea.
00:19:49Gonorrhea close-up.
00:19:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:54the numbers show it.
00:19:56The research shows it.
00:19:58Americans want a car.
00:20:00A beautiful automobile that we can sell to them.
00:20:04A car with torque.
00:20:06With horsepower.
00:20:07With how much horsepower?
00:20:10A shitload, George.
00:20:12Yes, Phil.
00:20:13Yes, Phil.
00:20:15A shitload of horsepower.
00:20:16Are you with me, Mike?
00:20:18Female version.
00:20:19It's my car.
00:20:20I'll bring it back.
00:20:22You don't even have your license.
00:20:23Are you saying I'm going to fuck it up?
00:20:25I'm like a way better driver than you.
00:20:27No, you're not.
00:20:28You trashed Allie's car.
00:20:30And you let your mom turn out of gas that one time.
00:20:32You failed driver's ed like three times.
00:20:34That is because Broca hated me.
00:20:36No, it's because you're a bad driver.
00:20:38I could get, like, arrested.
00:20:39Our mom took Nadine's car away.
00:20:41Fuck you, fat ass.
00:20:43Around and inside the vagina.
00:20:45So he tells me he's only friends with her,
00:20:47but, like, how come he's thinking of taking her to the dance alone
00:20:49and not, like, in a group?
00:20:50Christ, Brenda, ask him out already.
00:20:52But girls aren't supposed to ask.
00:20:54Never mind.
00:20:55Be alone, stay home,
00:20:56and binge on diet pills and Chunky Monkey.
00:20:58I'm sick of hearing it every day.
00:21:00Why are you attacking me?
00:21:02Everyone be friends, okay?
00:21:04It doesn't matter how many defense or attack powers you have.
00:21:06No, no, you put it on the table.
00:21:08Just like that?
00:21:09Yeah, you know, it could be like that.
00:21:11Dude, a baseball card is a better game, right?
00:21:13It's so much easier.
00:21:14So what do you want?
00:21:15You want another brownie?
00:21:16Uh, ice cream.
00:21:17Okay, whatever you want, man.
00:21:18You got good grades, right?
00:21:19♪ Is it me?
00:21:22♪ There are too many
00:21:27♪ Stars in the sky
00:21:32♪ That I can't go in
00:21:35Shirley, hi.
00:21:37You come here, that's so cute.
00:21:39Sometimes.
00:21:46I was gonna call you.
00:21:47I hate to ask,
00:21:48but I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night?
00:21:50I know it's a school night.
00:21:52You know, maybe you could clean my bathroom.
00:21:55I'm kidding.
00:21:56Would Thursday work, do you think?
00:22:01Um...
00:22:06Ah!
00:22:17Shirley.
00:22:27You okay?
00:22:35Get on top.
00:22:48Man.
00:22:59Okay, get on, get on, get on.
00:23:10We made a mess.
00:23:12We?
00:23:17Yeah.
00:23:27Do you smell that?
00:23:32It's the spring air coming in.
00:23:37It's my favorite smell.
00:23:47I'm sorry, I gotta go.
00:23:53It's okay, right?
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:03Yeah.
00:24:05Thanks.
00:24:17♪
00:24:47♪
00:25:13You will want to take particular care
00:25:16not to perforate the duodenum.
00:25:20If you don't know where the duodenum is,
00:25:22you should check your book.
00:25:24A perforated duodenum is no picnic.
00:25:28Now, although the pancreas lies against the liver...
00:25:32What?
00:25:33What's wrong?
00:25:34Nothing.
00:25:35Yes, there is.
00:25:36No, I just had a late night, is all.
00:25:38Little brats keep you from your studies.
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:43Make any money?
00:25:45Mm-hmm.
00:25:46How much?
00:25:48Two hundred dollars.
00:25:51Jesus, Cheryl.
00:25:52Would you suck Mr. Beltran's cock?
00:25:55Simulate those of the human being.
00:26:00I can't believe you didn't call me.
00:26:02I called you when I got my period.
00:26:04When I lost my virginity at camp,
00:26:05I snuck over to your cabin to tell you.
00:26:07Shit, I called you the second I lost my virginity.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:10And this isn't some tooth, Cheryl.
00:26:11This is something happening.
00:26:12Listen to me.
00:26:13Nothing happened.
00:26:14I've got a family, kids, a job.
00:26:15I've got college to worry about.
00:26:17You need a way to pay for college.
00:26:18Don't even talk that way.
00:26:20If there's one thing in my life I know I should regret...
00:26:22It's a little silly to regret something that never happened.
00:26:25According to you.
00:26:27That's it.
00:26:41Stop.
00:26:42Just stop.
00:26:43I didn't stop.
00:26:45Hey.
00:26:47What?
00:26:48Before when I peed you, it was, uh...
00:26:52I mean, I thought it could be like, uh...
00:26:55I don't know.
00:26:56Like it could be a game or...
00:26:59I don't know what I was thinking.
00:27:00I had no idea what I was thinking.
00:27:02And, uh...
00:27:05I thought maybe you looked a little bit unhappy after I peed you.
00:27:09Yeah, well put, shithead.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:18I mean, you're not saying anything.
00:27:24I guess I usually don't.
00:27:35This is just how it works.
00:27:37This is just how it works.
00:27:55Dude, you can't tell anybody, man.
00:27:57You can't.
00:27:58Don't tell anybody.
00:27:59Jesus, man.
00:28:00No, no, I'm serious.
00:28:01Don't even tell Tina, man.
00:28:03Jesus, Tina?
00:28:04What the fuck, Mike?
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:07Believe me, there's a lot I don't tell Tina, all right?
00:28:09And I'm sure it goes both ways.
00:28:11God knows where she's been.
00:28:12I don't even want to...
00:28:14Ignorant bliss and all that.
00:28:16Fuck, man.
00:28:17What do you think a marriage works so well for?
00:28:19I don't know, you know, I would venture to say
00:28:21that you're going through a midlife crisis, man.
00:28:23Like you've always been this stupid.
00:28:24Okay, right.
00:28:25So you're the one pulling the babysitter in yet
00:28:27I'm the one going through the midlife...
00:28:29You'd have to be in my position to understand what I'm going through.
00:28:34All right?
00:28:37So this friend of mine wants to know if...
00:28:39Well, you know, if you know someone who could babysit for him and...
00:28:45He says he's willing to pay.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:53Yeah, I know someone.
00:28:57Oh!
00:28:58That's hot.
00:28:59That's hot.
00:29:02Take her home.
00:29:04Take her home.
00:29:07I'm going to get you.
00:29:09I'm going to eat you up.
00:29:12Dave, you don't even look.
00:29:20I'm just going to take her home.
00:29:24So what's your favorite subject?
00:29:33Oh!
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:43Oh!
00:29:44Come on!
00:29:47What?
00:29:48Hey.
00:29:49Are we going to hell?
00:29:50Oh my God!
00:29:51Yep.
00:29:52I knew it.
00:29:53It will take ten minutes!
00:29:55I gotta go.
00:29:58So Doug is over like every day.
00:30:00And I mean, I know he's friends with my stepbrother,
00:30:02but come on, like Scott is not that cool, right?
00:30:04And he's always just like hanging around when I'm watching TV or something,
00:30:07so I totally think he likes me.
00:30:08Totally, totally, totally.
00:30:09I'll be right back.
00:30:11What is that? Is that new?
00:30:13He's a total freak.
00:30:17He was wearing a cowboy outfit and he had a mustache.
00:30:20Was he nice?
00:30:22No. I need coffee.
00:30:23Wait, miss.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:27I was thinking...
00:30:30Since I set it up...
00:30:33Like, uh...
00:30:37I was thinking I could maybe get some of the money.
00:30:42Like forty bucks?
00:30:47It just seems fair.
00:30:51Yeah, it is.
00:30:58Twenty percent.
00:31:00Thanks, Cheryl.
00:31:03You're welcome.
00:31:10Oh my god! Isn't this awesome?
00:31:13Yeah, have fun cleaning up all the poop before your parents get back.
00:31:16What?
00:31:18It's totally awesome!
00:31:20Shirley! We gotta go talk to Doug!
00:31:23Okay.
00:31:26Hey!
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:30Hey.
00:31:32Hey, I've got a hookup for some weed.
00:31:34You interested?
00:31:35It's gonna be sweet.
00:31:37Um, I don't really...
00:31:38Sure!
00:31:40Um, Shirley, if you need to ride home later, I can give you one too if you need one.
00:31:44Um...
00:31:45Cause I came with Melissa, but, um...
00:31:48Yeah, maybe. Yeah.
00:32:02We gotta do this.
00:32:12I'm gonna puke.
00:32:24What's the deal?
00:32:25I got calls from two of Jerry's friends.
00:32:27That's great!
00:32:28Great? It's not great!
00:32:30Jerry can't keep his mouth shut. We're gonna go to jail.
00:32:33We're minors.
00:32:34A few hours of mandatory counseling and we're off clean.
00:32:40Wives and parents and kids...
00:32:42All take care of themselves.
00:32:45They'll always believe that their husbands love them, their daughters are virgins,
00:32:50and their sons aren't making pipe bombs in the basement because it would kill them to believe otherwise.
00:32:56They're the ones that make getting away with it so easy.
00:33:00Both want Thursday.
00:33:01I got Jerry Thursday.
00:33:02I know.
00:33:05Can you take one of them?
00:33:11Still leaves one guy dateless.
00:33:14So find someone else to sit.
00:33:16Jesus, miss.
00:33:17You know what the pimps say?
00:33:19I didn't make her a hoe, she was a hoe already.
00:33:22Oh, yeah.
00:33:23That's great! You heard that where?
00:33:25Hang on, I'm getting more beers.
00:33:28Well, so?
00:33:30Who's the hoe?
00:33:42Oh, yeah. That's brilliant.
00:33:47No.
00:33:49No! She would never...
00:33:50She doesn't have to.
00:33:53But let her make that choice.
00:33:56For once in her life, let her make a choice about something.
00:34:11Do you want me to drive?
00:34:14Hey.
00:34:18You leaving?
00:34:19Yeah, I'm just waiting for Melissa, so...
00:34:26You cold? You want my hoodie?
00:34:28No.
00:34:29You sure?
00:34:30Thanks.
00:34:34I'm really sorry about your...
00:34:37It's no problem.
00:34:38It's no problem.
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:53Seems like kissing's always better in the cold.
00:35:00Oops.
00:35:04Okay, uh...
00:35:05Night.
00:35:08Night.
00:35:31This is my car.
00:35:33Real hoe?
00:35:34Oh, yeah. I'm a rebel.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:46Okay.
00:35:51Come on in.
00:35:57Mom said you might have some peroxide.
00:36:06Oh, how was the...
00:36:07Fun.
00:36:08A lot of people there?
00:36:13Hey.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:17Who, Brenda's stepbrother?
00:36:18Scott.
00:36:19Yeah, he called for you the other day.
00:36:21So, are you...
00:36:24going together?
00:36:26Going where?
00:36:27Uh, no.
00:36:28Are you two...
00:36:29No.
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because...
00:36:34Oh, you seem like a...
00:36:36You seem like a nice guy.
00:36:38I mean, cool.
00:36:39He looks...
00:36:41cool.
00:36:43Tall.
00:36:44Dad, I'm kind of tired right now.
00:36:51So, talk to you tomorrow.
00:36:53Night.
00:37:03Okay.
00:37:34Do the kids behave?
00:37:36Where are we?
00:37:38Friend of mine used to live around here.
00:37:40So, um...
00:37:43Do we stay in the car or we go on the grass?
00:37:46What?
00:37:47Oh, whoa.
00:37:49Whoa.
00:37:50Come on, no games, no games.
00:37:51Um, please stop.
00:37:52What?
00:37:54You...
00:37:56Wait a minute, I surely said you were one of hers.
00:37:59One of her what?
00:38:00Oh, shit.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:04What?
00:38:06Oh, ma'am, I knew this would all go wrong.
00:38:07I knew it.
00:38:09This didn't happen.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:14Oh.
00:38:23Hey, you.
00:38:25Hey.
00:38:27Hey.
00:38:29Hey, um...
00:38:36Jesus.
00:38:41Brenda.
00:38:45When you go home, I want you to take a picture of yourself.
00:38:50Because right...
00:38:51right now, you're a perfection.
00:38:53And I want you to look at that picture every day and never change.
00:39:02Um, okay.
00:39:10We don't have to do anything.
00:39:15You could talk.
00:39:17I could listen.
00:39:19I could...
00:39:20I could talk.
00:39:22I could listen.
00:39:23I love you.
00:39:48Oh, fuck this.
00:39:53Hello?
00:39:55So, how are you doing?
00:39:56I'm babysitting.
00:39:58For who?
00:39:59Look, I'm sort of busy right now.
00:40:01Shirley, since when are you babysitting?
00:40:03Excuse me?
00:40:06I gotta go.
00:40:07Shirley.
00:40:08Shirley, Shirley, Shirley.
00:40:09Ow!
00:40:10You okay?
00:40:11Yeah, I'm fine.
00:40:13Okay, just a trip to his clothes.
00:40:16Can we do this?
00:40:17I mean, it's getting late.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:44How long?
00:40:45About a month now.
00:40:48I thought you seemed different lately.
00:40:54You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:40:56It doesn't make it okay what you did.
00:41:00Yeah.
00:41:01Who else?
00:41:05Who else needs a sitter?
00:41:23I'm counting the hours and I'm counting the reds.
00:41:27I got hands.
00:41:29I steer the ship.
00:41:31Time to kick.
00:41:32Flashlight's fireless.
00:41:34Pick up this drip and I'm reaching the moon.
00:41:39Hey, Shirley, I would like to order some pussy.
00:41:42You mind not saying that on the phone, Melissa?
00:41:48I would like to order a babysitter.
00:41:50Babysitter?
00:41:51For which to watch my offspring.
00:41:53That's better.
00:41:54Make sure she's got big tits.
00:42:20Who says it all?
00:42:21No.
00:42:22No, they have this new way of doing division.
00:42:24They don't have the...
00:42:25Like, you know, the...
00:42:26Like brackets.
00:42:27Like when we were a kid.
00:42:28They don't do long division anymore.
00:42:30And Bailey is the only one in his kindergarten who is up to division.
00:42:33So we had to go to this conference with other parents with gifted kids.
00:42:36And it was interesting how they taught us to cultivate the little boys.
00:42:40I mean, you know, it's like...
00:42:42You know, it's like...
00:42:43You know, it's like...
00:42:44You know, it's like...
00:42:45You know, it's like...
00:42:46You know, it's like...
00:42:47You know, it's like...
00:42:48interested in how they taught us to cultivate the little brain.
00:42:51Don't they all use calculators now?
00:42:53Bailey's teacher said he doesn't need one.
00:42:55The other day, we were watching TV
00:42:57And he actually turned to me and said,
00:42:59Mommy, I should be studying.
00:43:02Can you imagine?
00:43:05It's a baby.
00:43:07I saw what you put together on the old Mustang account there.
00:43:12Yes. And what'd you think?
00:43:14Not exactly your best work.
00:43:17Well, if you got suggestions, I'll stop.
00:43:19Mike, I thought it looked like a rough draft.
00:43:22Especially coming from you.
00:43:25Is something going on?
00:43:29Nothing's going on. Nothing.
00:43:31I don't know. I thought it was...
00:43:33I thought it was good, and if you think it needs work,
00:43:36well, then it needs work. I mean, what am I gonna do?
00:43:38Did you hear that?
00:43:39What?
00:43:40We have the same babysitter.
00:43:41Really?
00:43:42Yeah, Shirley.
00:43:43Well, sometimes Shirley, sometimes the other ones.
00:43:45She has a whole bunch of girls working for her.
00:43:47Really?
00:43:48Show him her. Show Michael the card.
00:43:54Oh, my God, look at that.
00:43:57She's very enterprising.
00:43:59Hmm.
00:44:11You know, I saw the card.
00:44:17Yeah.
00:44:19Yeah, well, someone's bound to catch on.
00:44:33You're right.
00:44:36About what?
00:44:38There are so many guys calling now, all your wives bound to get suspicious.
00:44:43So just call it off. You don't need to...
00:44:45$200.
00:44:47Look at risk. Look at reward.
00:44:51Good night.
00:44:54Hey.
00:44:55Get back in your car.
00:44:57Leave me alone.
00:44:58You made those cards? Is that what you wanted to do?
00:45:01I thought this was about us.
00:45:03You don't want it anymore. Stop it.
00:45:05I stood right here.
00:45:06They could hear us, okay?
00:45:07I took that money out of your wallet and fucking handed it to me.
00:45:10So don't try to make me feel guilty.
00:45:11You didn't realize how over your head you are, did you?
00:45:13Fucked up is my reason.
00:45:14You're risking everything with teenagers.
00:45:17I don't want them.
00:45:20Hi, Dad.
00:45:21Hi.
00:45:26The price is going up.
00:45:29$300 from here on out.
00:46:00Are you here for a reason or just to, like, be annoying?
00:46:03You like this jacket?
00:46:06Where'd you get it?
00:46:07Somerset.
00:46:08Hmm.
00:46:10Do you want to borrow it sometime?
00:46:11It's probably too big on me.
00:46:15They had them in black, too.
00:46:16Dad says no more cash until I get my grades up.
00:46:22I could help you get some.
00:46:27Hi.
00:46:28Brenda.
00:46:29Uh, I'm busy tonight, so is it okay if Nadine sits?
00:46:40Could I get both of you?
00:46:45It'll be all right.
00:46:48Just go.
00:46:52Oh, my God.
00:46:54I'm freaking out.
00:46:55Okay.
00:46:56I'm freaking out.
00:46:57Brenda.
00:46:58I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.
00:46:59Hey.
00:47:00What's up?
00:47:01Where were you at lunch?
00:47:02I was chilling with the Hats.
00:47:03Oh.
00:47:04Oh.
00:47:05Oh.
00:47:06Oh.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:08Oh.
00:47:09Oh.
00:47:10Oh.
00:47:11Oh.
00:47:12Oh.
00:47:13Oh.
00:47:14Oh.
00:47:15Oh.
00:47:16Oh.
00:47:17Oh.
00:47:18Oh.
00:47:19Oh.
00:47:20Oh.
00:47:21Um, do you have my 20%?
00:47:26I didn't go.
00:47:27What?
00:47:31Oh, Jesus.
00:47:32He didn't care.
00:47:33That's fucking...
00:47:34It's fine.
00:47:39You have my 20%?
00:47:41We can help you with the math.
00:47:42Shut up.
00:47:45Why should I pay you anything?
00:47:46I fucked the guy.
00:47:48This is how it works, Nadine.
00:47:50I arrange the appointments.
00:47:52I make sure everything is cool.
00:47:54I get a percentage of what you make.
00:48:02It's 60.
00:48:13So should I add you to the roster or are you just a one-timer?
00:48:16I'll do it again.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:18You'll miss your bus.
00:48:19Hello?
00:48:20George, it's Nadine.
00:48:21I'm sure you remember me.
00:48:22Yeah.
00:48:23A couple of friends of mine want to get into babysitting.
00:48:24I actually have something arranged with Shirley.
00:48:25George.
00:48:26Shirley's friends aren't like these girls.
00:48:27And George, let's keep this between us.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:37Okay.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:44Okay.
00:48:45Okay.
00:48:46Oh!
00:48:47Watch your head.
00:48:48Sorry.
00:48:49Oh, God!
00:48:58Slow it.
00:48:59Slow down, okay?
00:49:02I only got two calls last week.
00:49:20I'm telling you, it's fucking Nadine.
00:49:22Brenda?
00:49:23Hey.
00:49:24Come here.
00:49:26What's up?
00:49:27Is Nadine doing business on the side?
00:49:28No.
00:49:29I don't know.
00:49:30You sure?
00:49:31I don't think so.
00:49:32Can you find out?
00:49:33How?
00:49:34Just look around at home.
00:49:35Can you do that?
00:49:36Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:49:37Thanks.
00:49:38Bye.
00:49:39Bye.
00:49:40Bye.
00:49:41Bye.
00:49:42Bye.
00:49:43Bye.
00:49:44Bye.
00:49:45Bye.
00:49:46Bye.
00:49:47Bye.
00:49:48Bye.
00:49:49Bye.
00:49:50Bye.
00:49:51Bye.
00:49:52Bye.
00:49:53Bye.
00:49:54Bye.
00:49:55Bye.
00:49:56Bye.
00:49:57Bye.
00:49:58Bye.
00:49:59Bye.
00:50:00Bye.
00:50:01Bye.
00:50:02Bye.
00:50:03Bye.
00:50:04Bye.
00:50:05Bye.
00:50:06Bye.
00:50:07Bye.
00:50:08Bye.
00:50:09Bye.
00:50:10Bye.
00:50:11Bye.
00:50:12Bye.
00:50:13Bye.
00:50:14Bye.
00:50:15Bye.
00:50:16Bye.
00:50:17Bye.
00:50:18Bye.
00:50:19She's lying.
00:50:20No extra money or phone numbers?
00:50:21No, nothing like that.
00:50:22Well, what about her locker?
00:50:23You looked I saw in there the other day
00:50:27Okay, thanks Brenda
00:50:31You okay? Uh-huh
00:50:54What the hell are you doing?
00:50:56It's Stengart
00:50:57Oh, it's Stengart. For what?
00:50:58We're wasting time
00:51:00Shirley, come on, Shirley
00:51:02I told you we should have called Jerry
00:51:05Shirley
00:51:08Hey, I told you
00:51:09She's breaking that drink. Come on, let's get the hell out of here
00:51:11We're already here. Nothing's broken
00:51:13Yeah, well, it's not right, okay? It's just not right
00:51:15Michael's having a moral crisis
00:51:24I thought you had the combination. What are you doing?
00:51:32Careful
00:51:46Fuck! Fuck!
00:51:48Fucking Brenda! Fucking Cedro!
00:51:50Okay, that's it. Let's go. Come on, let's go. Let's get out of here
00:51:52We can't leave it like this
00:51:53They'll ask Nadine who had trashed your locker. She'll point to us
00:51:55Yeah, we can't fix this, okay? She's obviously insane. She's gonna
00:51:57Screw you, pervert
00:51:59Hey, you need help
00:52:00Grow up
00:52:01Bite me
00:52:02Everyone stay cool
00:52:22I got another 50 seconds and I'm ready to play
00:52:23Say money outta money outta here today
00:52:25I got another 50 seconds and I'm ready to play
00:52:27I got my, got my, got my, got my record in hand
00:52:29I'll beat you to a pulp if you don't understand
00:52:30With a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty look on your face
00:52:32I bet you know being tricky isn't half the game
00:52:41Money outta money outta here today
00:52:42I got another 50 seconds and I'm ready to play
00:52:44Say money outta money outta here today
00:52:46I got another 50 seconds and I'm ready to play
00:52:48I got my, got my, got my, got my record in hand
00:52:49I'll beat you to a pulp if you don't understand
00:52:51With a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty look on your face
00:52:52I bet you know being tricky isn't half the game
00:53:08I know you're running and I know you're hiding
00:53:10I know you're running and I know you're hiding
00:53:12I know you're running and I know you're hiding
00:53:14If you're a winner
00:53:15Cheer up
00:53:16If advertising's enough
00:53:17Cheer up
00:53:18If you're a team
00:53:19Cheer up
00:53:20If advertising's enough
00:53:21Cheer up
00:53:22If you're a team
00:53:23Cheer up
00:53:24If advertising's enough
00:53:25Cheer up
00:53:26If you're a team
00:53:27Cheer up
00:53:28If advertising's enough
00:53:29Cheer up
00:53:30If you're a team
00:53:41Hey, I'm sorry, I had to work late.
00:53:43I called every hospital, every police station.
00:53:46Hey, I'm sorry, I was in a conference.
00:53:49I couldn't hear the phone.
00:53:50I didn't want to call you and wake up the kids.
00:53:52Come on.
00:53:53Michael, I'm only going to ask you this once.
00:53:56Were you...
00:54:01No.
00:54:08Next time, you call me.
00:54:14Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:54:16I'm really sorry.
00:54:24Attention all students.
00:54:25There will be a mandatory assembly at 11.15 in the auditorium.
00:54:30Attendance will be taken.
00:54:38You do not steal my clients.
00:54:41You do not take money out of my pocket.
00:54:43And you do not walk around in $1,200 worth of shit
00:54:47assuming no one's going to notice.
00:54:50And everyone gives me a cut.
00:54:55You fuck no one, not even your prom date, without my say-so.
00:55:01I would hope after today, no one here would doubt how serious I am.
00:55:09You're missing the assembly.
00:55:14Come on.
00:55:27Shirley Liner, you could use a vacation.
00:55:31Yeah?
00:55:32Well, actually, I was thinking, more like a working vacation.
00:55:38Jerry's got a place up north.
00:55:43One of those permission slips.
00:55:46Hey, dude, don't forget to feed the fish, all right?
00:55:49Yeah, nice, that's nice.
00:55:51These ridiculous company retreats.
00:55:52I'm sorry, I try to teach this teamwork blindfoldedness.
00:55:55Just try to have a good time. It could be fun.
00:55:59All right.
00:56:00I'll see you Sunday, okay?
00:56:03I don't get a kiss?
00:56:06I love you.
00:56:07Okay.
00:56:14Hey, you want to get something to eat?
00:56:16What time is it?
00:56:17Oh, it's dinnertime.
00:56:27Red Tandy says a lot.
00:56:30Red Tandy likes it hot.
00:56:33Seriously?
00:56:35What are you doing?
00:56:36Oh my God.
00:56:37Hey, Jerry.
00:56:38You kill all these animals?
00:56:40You kill all these animals?
00:56:43I'm free.
00:56:47Oh.
00:56:49Oh.
00:56:50Wow.
00:56:55I'm allergic to fire. I'm allergic to fire. I'm allergic to fire.
00:57:01Hi.
00:57:03You nervous?
00:57:06Come here.
00:57:10Come here.
00:57:40Red Tandy says a lot.
00:57:56Hey.
00:57:58Get up.
00:57:59Hey.
00:58:03Take one of those.
00:58:05Medicine.
00:58:10What is it?
00:58:11All that spill looks like you pee your pants.
00:58:17You ever, uh...
00:58:19You ever take a turn with any of the other girls?
00:58:28You know who's really...
00:58:31Really special?
00:58:34Brenda.
00:58:36Every time I get her, I leave a little extra on the tip, because...
00:58:41It's not like she does anything...
00:58:45Particularly...
00:58:47Wild.
00:58:49Nothing I can put my...
00:58:51Pinpoint on.
00:58:57It's more like...
00:59:00You know, she's just so young and dumb.
00:59:03She has no idea what she gets from us.
00:59:05She just has no idea.
00:59:08And one day, she's gonna look back and say,
00:59:10Wow, that was...
00:59:13That's really something special.
00:59:17That's something special, man.
00:59:24We're the best thing that's ever gonna happen to these girls.
00:59:29Ow!
00:59:30I'm walking in the rain!
00:59:31Ow!
00:59:32I'm walking in the rain!
00:59:34Uh...
00:59:36Still, I got no place to go.
00:59:39But I hope to set myself down someday.
00:59:47Stupid old people.
00:59:48Your ex makes you horny.
00:59:57It's like luminescent.
00:59:58It's so...
00:59:59Oh, gosh.
01:00:02Oh!
01:00:04Oh!
01:00:07Oh!
01:00:08Toledo.
01:00:32Oh!
01:00:34Yeah!
01:00:36Hell yeah!
01:00:37Alright!
01:00:40Oh, man!
01:00:41I hate you.
01:00:42You're so much funnier than me.
01:00:43No, I'm not stupid.
01:01:01Wow!
01:01:31Okay
01:01:50Now, I go right dry
01:02:01Too many water
01:02:19Hey, come here
01:02:21Get away
01:02:28I'm in here
01:02:30Brenda, are you okay?
01:02:32Yeah
01:02:33Can I come in?
01:02:36Just a second
01:02:40Oh, there
01:02:41Sorry
01:02:42What's wrong?
01:02:43I wanted to stop
01:02:45What? Did you take too much?
01:02:48I don't know, not a lot
01:02:50Okay, well
01:02:52Come over here
01:02:54I'll try and talk you down
01:02:56I used to be really good at that
01:02:57Yeah?
01:02:58Yeah, just what you want to do is
01:03:01You're really sweaty
01:03:03Just
01:03:05Don't look at me, look at you
01:03:07Look at you right in the eyes
01:03:09Just focus on your eyes
01:03:12What's the matter?
01:03:18What's the matter?
01:03:19I don't like looking at myself
01:03:23What are you talking about?
01:03:25Look at that face
01:03:28Oh my God
01:03:31Look at those eyes
01:03:33Beautiful, beautiful eyes
01:03:36They're green with little specks of blue
01:03:40Jim, stop
01:03:42I can't help it
01:03:43I don't like it
01:03:45I feel sick, I took too much
01:03:47No, no, no, it'll
01:03:49It'll make it better
01:03:51No, no, I'm gonna throw up
01:03:53No, no, no, don't throw up
01:03:54No, come here, don't throw up
01:03:55Come on, my boy
01:03:57Come on, where's my boy?
01:03:59Come on, stay there
01:04:01No
01:04:02Help me, come on, help me, help me, help me
01:04:04Come on now, just stay, come on
01:04:06I'm gonna throw up
01:04:07Come on, big boy
01:04:08No, no
01:04:09Where's my boy?
01:04:10No
01:04:11Don't, don't, don't throw up
01:04:12No, no, shush, shush, shush, come on
01:04:14No
01:04:15Shush, don't, don't sit there
01:04:16Oh, come on
01:04:18Oh, come on
01:04:20Mom
01:04:23Mom
01:04:31Okay
01:04:34Okay
01:04:41Fuck
01:04:53It's not fucking worth it
01:04:56Fuck
01:05:22Guys, it's time to go to bed, all right?
01:05:24You guys, come on
01:05:26Come on, you guys, don't touch me, all right?
01:05:28Just don't touch me
01:05:29Come on, guys, let's go to bed, all right?
01:05:31My toy, my toy, my toy, my toy, my toy
01:05:34Shut up, shut up
01:05:36Shut up
01:05:38No, I gotta get out of here, I gotta get out of here
01:05:40I'll come back on my car
01:05:41My toy, my toy, my toy, my toy, my toy, my toy
01:05:46Scott?
01:05:48Scott?
01:05:52Brenda, what is going on?
01:05:53Go!
01:05:55Go!
01:05:56Go!
01:06:03Brenda
01:06:04Who's slamming the door?
01:06:06She was babysitting, she called me hysterical
01:06:10Should I call your mom?
01:06:11No
01:06:19Fuck
01:06:24I'm sorry
01:06:25What happened?
01:06:26I can't
01:06:27It's okay
01:06:28This isn't me
01:06:29I'm not
01:06:30Brenda, calm down
01:06:31I can't do it anymore
01:06:32I go out for you and I do these things with strangers
01:06:35And then I get home and I gotta wash the stuff out of my hair before my parents
01:06:38Shh
01:06:39I can't do it anymore
01:06:40Listen to me, Brenda
01:06:41You want out?
01:06:43You are out
01:06:45But be quiet
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:49Family problems
01:06:52Yeah, no shit
01:06:54I gotta go
01:07:13I got in
01:07:16I graduate a year early, I'm done in June
01:07:19So you're leaving me?
01:07:20You can't let Brenda go
01:07:22Oh
01:07:23She'll tell everyone
01:07:26You're getting scared all of a sudden? Afraid the Ivy League doesn't take hookers?
01:07:29She's not gonna turn herself in if she's still in the club
01:07:32Don't blow this, Shirley
01:07:34We've worked too hard
01:07:39Go home
01:07:42You have a test tomorrow
01:07:47Fuck
01:07:58Get away
01:07:59Don't hurt him
01:08:00Get away
01:08:01Get away
01:08:02I need to go through this
01:08:04Don't listen to me
01:08:05You can call your sister
01:08:07Just shut the fuck up
01:08:08Or we're gonna fuck her up
01:08:09Leave her the fuck alone
01:08:11Fuck
01:08:17Oh my god
01:08:18Oh my god, what happened?
01:08:20With who?
01:08:21Nothing happened
01:08:22Scott, don't do this
01:08:23Nothing happened
01:08:24Did you see my thing again?
01:08:47What did you do?
01:08:48What's your problem?
01:08:49Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot
01:08:51You're losing it
01:08:52I told you to leave Brenda alone
01:08:53I ain't going near Brenda
01:08:57I did it for you
01:08:59I did it so you can keep this thing going
01:09:01A few months from now, I'm gone
01:09:03Who's gonna back you up?
01:09:05You're in control
01:09:07Out of you, I'm not
01:09:08This was always your game, Shirley
01:09:11I was just here to play
01:09:14Hey, what are you doing home early?
01:09:16Mikey's principal called
01:09:18Mikey told his teacher to...
01:09:20To F off
01:09:21To Y-D
01:09:23It's not funny
01:09:24No, I know, I know
01:09:25Your son is laughing at it already
01:09:26He's not even 12
01:09:28I can't believe it
01:09:29Why are you home now?
01:09:30I don't know
01:09:31I don't know
01:09:32I don't know
01:09:33I don't know
01:09:34I don't know
01:09:35I don't know
01:09:36I don't know
01:09:37I don't know
01:09:38I don't know
01:09:39I don't know
01:09:40I don't know
01:09:41I don't know
01:09:42I don't know
01:09:43Why are you home now?
01:09:45I got taken off the Mustang account
01:09:50You got fired?
01:09:51No, I didn't get fired
01:09:52They're just moving me to an account
01:09:53that's a little less high profile, that's all
01:09:55So, in other words, a demotion?
01:09:57No, it's not a demotion
01:09:58George just thinks I'm better suited
01:10:00for something that's a little less...
01:10:01Well, did you tell him how many things
01:10:02were going on with the kids?
01:10:04Just stop it, okay?
01:10:05You've been working as hard as you can
01:10:06and you'll work harder
01:10:07I'm a grown man
01:10:08and I can argue my own points
01:10:09And I argued it, okay?
01:10:10And that's the way it is
01:10:11Right, how much do you want? How much is gonna make you happy?
01:10:14We have it. All right? How much security do you need?
01:10:17Oh, my God. What?
01:10:19I can't have this talk with you right now. I'm sorry.
01:10:22I can't have this conversation. That's right. That's right.
01:10:25Just walk away every single time. Every single time.
01:10:28If you have a problem with me, tell me.
01:10:30If I'm doing something wrong, just tell me.
01:10:32I shouldn't have to tell you if you've done something wrong.
01:10:35I'm not your conscience.
01:10:38Why don't you go upstairs and talk to your son?
01:10:41I'm gonna go to the Friday meeting.
01:10:44What do you mean? You're going to the Friday meeting?
01:10:46But we have plans. Yeah, well, plans change.
01:10:59Hey, champ.
01:11:04Okay.
01:11:07So what was the name of that teacher, huh?
01:11:09Miss Labette.
01:11:13Well, dude, you can't go around F-ing people.
01:11:15I already heard it from Mom.
01:11:17I know how you feel, man. I know how you feel.
01:11:19I get angry, too. I get angry with my boss
01:11:21because he never listens to me and he has all these silly rules
01:11:24that he likes to enforce just because he likes to tell people what to do, you know?
01:11:29Why?
01:11:37I should just tell him to go F- off.
01:11:39Right? I should tell him to go F- himself.
01:11:42That's what I should do.
01:11:44Hey. Hey, are you hungry?
01:11:46Yeah. How does a large pizza sound to you, huh?
01:11:48Okay. Okay, you know where the number is, right?
01:11:50Uh, yeah, it's in the big drawer. That's right.
01:11:52And get two large pies, no olives in case I want some,
01:11:54and ask Adam what he wants. And don't forget to tip the guy.
01:11:57Oh, where are you going?
01:11:59Oh, dude.
01:12:01You don't mind taking care of Adam for me?
01:12:04Not at all.
01:12:06Thank you, man. And remember, no olives.
01:12:09And this, this is for you.
01:12:16What? You've had this appointment for weeks.
01:12:20I'm totally sorry, Shirley, but my dad says if I fail this test,
01:12:23I can't go to Cancun this summer.
01:12:26Can't you find somebody else?
01:12:28Are you kidding?
01:12:30Look, I'm sorry, okay? I just can't do it.
01:12:34What was that?
01:12:36My wife.
01:12:38I'll talk to you later.
01:12:43She has it coming, Brenda.
01:12:56Doesn't this part come later?
01:12:59Gail canceled my date.
01:13:01Oh.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:20Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about the pills
01:13:24and the way that whole thing just...
01:13:28I don't know.
01:13:31But, Gail, you know, Gail and I just...
01:13:34Gail and I...
01:13:36Please don't say it.
01:13:40Yeah, we're awful people.
01:13:44We probably deserve each other.
01:13:48But it's just something to be nostalgic about later.
01:13:56You know, I've been full of shit for most of my life,
01:14:00but some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth is just so...
01:14:02What do you expect's going to happen?
01:14:04I don't know. I've never known.
01:14:06We're going to run away together?
01:14:08Just fuck you to everyone who loves us or depends on us?
01:14:12What do you think's going to happen?
01:14:14Listen to me.
01:14:16Hey, it's the first thing that I've wanted in 15 years.
01:14:19I just can't have you be part of my secret life anymore,
01:14:21do you understand?
01:14:23I need you. I need you in every piece of my life.
01:14:26I need you every minute of it.
01:14:29Fuck.
01:14:36Why do you have to do this?
01:14:38Why can't you just leave it alone?
01:14:40I'm going to pay you. Is that what you want?
01:14:42You want me to pay you? Is that all this is to you?
01:14:45I'll pay you to listen to me, pay you to be with me,
01:14:47pay you to love me. I'm going to pay you just to...
01:14:50I don't want this between us anymore.
01:14:52You understand? I don't need that anymore.
01:14:54Just tell me I can get you back.
01:14:57I can get every piece of you.
01:15:00It's too late.
01:15:04Who's up here?
01:15:12Do you own this private property?
01:15:14No, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
01:15:16What are you doing up here?
01:15:18I just like trains. I like just looking around.
01:15:24Anyone else here with you?
01:15:26No. You're sure?
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:30There's no one. I just like trains.
01:15:32That's why I came to look around. That's all.
01:15:36Well, it's time for you to go.
01:15:38Yes, sir. Thank you.
01:15:56You're welcome.
01:16:26Stay down.
01:16:50Stay down.
01:16:57Hello?
01:16:58It's Shirley.
01:17:01Is Brenda there?
01:17:04She can't come to the phone.
01:17:09Well, then can I talk to Nadine?
01:17:12She's busy.
01:17:15Scott, just put her on the phone.
01:17:18She's babysitting.
01:17:21I'm trying not to hold anything against you.
01:17:25Please don't call here again.
01:17:41Alma, what the fuck?
01:17:43What the fuck are you doing?
01:17:50Hello?
01:17:51Nadine did it again.
01:17:55She's taking business behind my back.
01:17:57She's fucking someone right now.
01:18:00I know where she goes.
01:18:02Where are you?
01:18:08There. Turn.
01:18:21You owe me for this bullshit, Shirley.
01:18:23You owe me big time.
01:18:28Hey, what are you...
01:18:30Hey, wait.
01:18:34Shut the fuck up. Come here.
01:18:36Wait, wait, darling.
01:18:39Please, darling.
01:18:41Please, darling.
01:18:43What did I do to you?
01:18:45I can't control you.
01:18:47Leave me alone.
01:18:50Leave me alone.
01:19:20Leave me alone.
01:19:42You had it coming.
01:19:44You had it coming.
01:19:46You had it coming.
01:19:48You had it coming.
01:20:18You had it coming.
01:20:31We all lead secret lives.
01:20:35Even if only in our heads.
01:20:45I guess the question is why.
01:20:48Why?
01:20:54Aren't there easier ways to pinch myself awake?
01:21:06I'm not asking forgiveness for the things I've done.
01:21:11My sins are mine to live with.
01:21:19I'm good. I'm good.
01:21:21Good, good.
01:21:34I guess it was just one of those moments.
01:21:40A unique detail.
01:21:43In an otherwise ordinary life.
01:21:49I guess it was just one of those moments.
01:21:52In an otherwise ordinary life.