• 3 months ago

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00:00These are probably the most popular categories.
00:02We got lesbian, babysitter, big dick, um...
00:07What are you craving?
00:09Please don't say it like that.
00:17You've never watched porn by yourself?
00:19No, no, no.
00:21We have never watched porn together.
00:23That's about to change, though, it would seem.
00:25I'm gonna do that coy thing where I pretend like I don't know any websites.
00:28No, he does.
00:29He knows.
00:30Do you have a particular one?
00:31I don't.
00:32What?
00:33Yeah, I do.
00:35Oh.
00:36Pop up.
00:37So immediately, the first thing you notice with these sites is like the advertisements
00:42are like certainly enabled right when you go to the homepage.
00:45There's an advertisement for Juicy Boys.
00:47I was gonna pick one, but it said teen and I don't wanna support that.
00:51Oh, goodness.
00:52Oh, he's not gay.
00:53But they're not really teenagers.
00:55Not even close.
00:56Do I wanna know what gaping is?
00:57I think I know what it is.
00:59We've got Indian anti-sex.
01:01Let's just watch this thing.
01:03Oh, no.
01:04I hate fisting.
01:06Oh, I do like the body shop ones.
01:07Okay, let's do that.
01:08And they're in the body shop and they're like, hey, you need an oil change.
01:10I'm like, yeah.
01:11This is cute.
01:12It's like a little story.
01:13I don't think anything about this is cute.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:16The pants are just coming off.
01:17Hi.
01:18They're auditioning for a job, but there is no job.
01:20Oh.
01:21Whoa, you really picked on that.
01:24So now this is the audition.
01:27He ****** her in the audition?
01:29Like, if you were auditioning for a movie, you'd say the lines, right?
01:32Kiana Lee gets ****** by two ******.
01:35You think those are fake?
01:36Those are definitely fake.
01:38There's number one and number two.
01:40They're very different sizes.
01:42Very different shapes.
01:44It's rather long.
01:45I'm not gonna, you know.
01:48Babe, you're fine.
01:49Okay, yeah.
01:50You know what would be funny?
01:51Is if she just was, like, backed up and, like, slammed the dicks together.
01:56Kind of like fast-forward to getting the big one.
01:58Always wants to fast-forward.
01:59See, this is where most guys would skip.
02:03Whoa, baby!
02:05She's pretending to be very into it.
02:08You think she's pretending?
02:10Yes.
02:11Oh, this is the close-up.
02:13No, no, no.
02:14Go, go, go.
02:15No, I don't want to.
02:17She's being very dramatic.
02:19Yeah.
02:20See, she's making so much noise.
02:21See, this position feels and looks impossible to me.
02:25Oh, she just slapped his dick!
02:27She slapped it!
02:28All right, this amazing orgy is 56 minutes.
02:31There's gotta be something.
02:32There'll be something in that for you.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:36Guys love to come on girls' faces, I guess.
02:39I don't know.
02:40It's not like I'd go around jizzing on people's faces.
02:43Maybe you had some insight into the male psyche.
02:46Don't they do party games first?
02:48Like, what?
02:49Why are they?
02:50Oh, here we go.
02:51This is it.
02:52This is the party game.
02:54That's...
02:55Okay, so that's what DP means.
02:58I'm sure there are realistic porns out there,
03:02but, like, 90% of them.
03:04What we just watched?
03:05No.
03:06Not even close.
03:07Like, the girls always sound like they're having orgasms,
03:10and, like, what the guy is doing is not really causing an orgasm,
03:12and I think that's almost the worst part.
03:14I mean, that's why they make porn,
03:16because it's stuff that you don't get in your everyday life.
03:18That's the fantasies that you...
03:19Yeah, exactly.
03:20It's pretty demoralizing sometimes.
03:23Because, yeah, no, I'm just like,
03:25what am I doing wrong here?
03:29But, yeah, just watching it together...
03:32Is a little bit more awkward than normal.
03:35Now he knows that I'm...
03:39Just average.
03:42Like, who wants to see a close-up of, like, just, like, the insertion?
03:45Liquids that are, like, coming out of places that they shouldn't be in.
03:49Yeah.
03:50So would you say that you at least have an appreciation
03:54or, like, a respect for what they do?
03:56100%.
03:57Oh, yeah, I think that it's great that porn exists.
03:59I don't think I could ever sit down and seriously be like,
04:03hey, let's do this together as foreplay.
04:06That's just something that I feel like I don't want or need.
04:11I don't know.
04:12I don't know.
04:13Just be with you for foreplay.
04:14Right?
04:15This is getting weird.
04:20Oh.
04:24Oh, the couch is all...
04:26The couch is f***ed.