Chacha vidhayak season
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00:00Chacha Vedayak hain hamaare, hamaare Chacha Vedayak hain hamaare
00:17This digital India is a fail in this country.
00:20Why don't I get a network?
00:22Oho, yeh dekho.
00:28Tang tooti bhi hai par mazaal hai ki yeh ladka ghar mein tik jaye.
00:31Papa, main class ja rahe hoon.
00:33Oho, bhai waah na haath mein kaapi hai na kitab.
00:36Chaldi Isaac Newton sev kaate hai.
00:39Aba jhoot toh dhan se bol diya kar.
00:41Yaar ghar se nikal te time tok diya.
00:43Ab koi kaam nahi hoga aaj.
00:44Maaf kar de beta.
00:46Mujhe maaf kar de ki maine teri factory ke udghatan wale din tujhe tok diya.
00:51Papa, mummi ko bolo na aapne bola tha pizza mangayenge aaj.
00:56Koi pizza vijja nahi aayega.
00:58Bata nahi kaunsa tel astamal karte hain pizza vijja banane mein.
01:01Aur haan, aaj roti bhi nahi banege.
01:04Aata khatam ho gaye, leyana.
01:07Oye, sun raha hai mummy kya keh rahi hai?
01:09Ja gehu pisah ke la.
01:10Main jaunga gehu pisahane.
01:12Mere pyaar mein chhot lagi hai papa.
01:14Achcha, chhot leke toh bahar jaa sakta hai.
01:16Yekin gehu pisawane mein taang toot jayegi teri?
01:18Meri toh class hai, aapki toh chutti hai na.
01:20Main kate hi nahi jaunga.
01:22Baap na ho gaye, gulam ho gaye is ghar ka.
01:25Gulami toh main kar rahi ho tum teenon ki.
01:27Aap kya hoga?
01:28Mujhe jaana padega na bazaar.
01:31Main bhi nahi chahti.
01:33La ho pipe de.
01:38Straw.
01:41Jab tak aata nahi aata, khana hi nahi banega is ghar mein.
01:45Toh phir pizza mangay?
01:47Dekha.
01:50Chalo bhai, chai piyo.
01:51Man ghar ho ye.
01:53Sahi hai yaar ye toh.
01:55Abhi ye dukh raha hai kya?
01:57Pyaar ke anguthe pe koi lath maar ka dukhega nahi?
02:00Bhaag bisi baatein kar raha hai.
02:02Be ho, main kya baat...
02:03Main toh shuru se mana kar raha tha yaar jaane se.
02:05Tum sunte kaun ho meri?
02:06Sunte inki ho jo chadate rahate hai tumhe puri din baith ke yaha pe.
02:08Mene kya kiya?
02:09Mere ko koi bol rahi hai?
02:11Yeh, is pe kya chad raha hai?
02:12Saar yeh tu mana nahi kar sakta tha?
02:14Net jaata mere aage?
02:15Net jaata mere aage?
02:16Man jaata laash ki bolta,
02:17bhaiya sirf meri laash pe se guzar ke jaoge.
02:19Jaata main teri laash pe se guzar ke?
02:20Nahi lekin.
02:21Chal diya uthke.
02:22Chalo chalo hum bhi chalenge.
02:24Yeh jaate tha aloo nahi pikat jaate.
02:32Baise tere wala bhi tagda tha yaar.
02:34Poora dhana gunj gaya bhai.
02:36Nahi?
02:38Saar maaza bhi bahut aaya maar gaya.
02:40Yeh meri toh kaan ghar gaya tha.
02:41Sunn kar gaya tha ho gaya.
02:44Aabe wo sahod nahi hamal daar.
02:45Wo dekh raha tha.
02:46Usko laga pata nahi kya aise peeche haath kare.
02:47Yeh waise toh kar gaya.
02:48Main jo pat kar gaya.
02:50Uska moong kar gaya.
02:51Filmin teh tarah dekha.
02:52Dunola maar toh.
02:53Pesh ki tarah dekha.
02:54Jinne mana kar diya.
02:56Aapni rangdaari chalti hain.
02:57Mohalle mein.
02:58Aisa police wala.
02:59Lata jaata nahi kya?
03:06Avantika phone nahi utha rahi kya?
03:09Kaun? Teh bhaabhi?
03:10Haan?
03:11Nahi abe.
03:12Chacha ji ko laga raha tha kisi kaam se.
03:13Achha.
03:15Chacha ji ko.
03:16Sahi baat hai bhai.
03:17Zaroor, zaroor.
03:19Keep trying.
03:21Bhaag raha ho India.
03:29Yeh yaar ek baat bolo.
03:30Bol na.
03:32Yeh yaar yeh samosa ke saamne na
03:34bhaabhi ko call mat kya kar raha hai.
03:36Yeh teh ancient bolta rahe tha.
03:39Jaise ki?
03:40Kya bolta pata?
03:41Haan yaar bhiya.
03:42Wo sab chhode raha hai.
03:43Lekin mat kya karo yaar.
03:44Batana kya bolta hai?
03:48Bhiya yeh aapko Radhe Mohan bolta hai.
03:51Khaan yeh Ekvanti Miko.
03:52Haan.
03:53Itne jehreela insaan hai na.
03:54Din bhaat jeher upanta rahe tha.
03:55Urmila nahi hai.
03:56Bhopat iska phone nahi uthati.
03:58Aur yeh besarang din bhaar
03:59kaal pe kaal.
04:00Kaal pe kaal kata rahe tha usse.
04:02Abey.
04:03Kaun? Urmila aur yeh kaun?
04:04Apna aur Avantika?
04:05Special hai yaar.
04:06Apna toh bantam.
04:07Yaar bhiya.
04:08Aapko koi doubt nahi hai.
04:09Lekin baas aap
04:10aap dekh lo thoda.
04:11Oye ammi.
04:23Oye dekho oye.
04:27Haan Avantika?
04:28Haan kya?
04:29Tum bolo na.
04:30Tumne phone kiya tha.
04:31Arey.
04:32Tum yaar phone nahi utha rahi thi.
04:33Arey wo main
04:34train ki ticket karwaane gayi thi haan.
04:35Agent ke baad.
04:37Acha.
04:38Kahin jaa rahi ho gayi tum?
04:40Main nahi.
04:41Mummy ne jaana hai.
04:42Wo mamaji ke baby ka mundan hai na
04:43toh wahaan par.
04:44Acha.
04:45Toh ticket karwaali tumne?
04:47Arey kaha yaar.
04:48Agent bol jaye
04:493 jaan hai.
04:50Ticket milna toh muskil hai.
04:51Mujhe lag raha hai
04:52tatkaal se hi karwaani padegi hain.
04:55Arey.
04:56Tatkaal me bhi nahi milegi.
04:57Pagal.
04:58Kyu?
04:59Halat jaga jo gayi ho.
05:00Humse bolke karwaati.
05:01Chhaya ji se keh ke
05:02VIP kote me 15 minute
05:03ticket karwaate thi tumhari.
05:04Arey nahi yaar.
05:05Tatkaal ki line me lagne se
05:06sab kuch mil jaata hai.
05:07Online fraud ka chakkar bhi nahi raha hai
05:08aur agent ko paise bhi nahi dene pade.
05:10I think that's best.
05:12Acha theek hai.
05:13Main abhi rakhti hoon.
05:14Agar nahi hota hai
05:15toh bataoongi tumhe.
05:19Haan.
05:20Boundless.
05:21Boundless.
05:22Arey sorry toh mat bolo.
05:24Koi baat nahi.
05:25Mere mujhe bhi jayati kalna.
05:26Haan.
05:28Nahi nahi nahi.
05:29Arey.
05:30Anurag Kanti saapne hai yaar.
05:33Acha.
05:34Nahi nahi.
05:35Arey.
05:36Anurag Kanti bachche hai yaar apne.
05:37Anurag Kanti saapne aisi baat hoon kar sakta hoon.
05:39Acha theek hai.
05:40Chalo.
05:43I miss you too.
05:46Chalo.
05:48Chalo.
05:49Okay bye.
05:52Arey arey arey arey arey.
05:55Arey main sunao wo.
05:56Urmila yaar tera phone nahi uthaati yaar.
06:00Par dil mat chhuta kar rahe hai bhai.
06:03Chukki.
06:04Pradhimon ko bhi nijra last mein toh mili gayi thi na.
06:08Tera bhi kuch ho jayega.
06:09Laga rahe hai.
06:17Aiyyaa.
06:20Arey.
06:22Yeh bota Avanti ka cricket khelti thi bachpane mein.
06:24Kya baat kar rohi hai?
06:25Haan aapa uske ghar pe photo hotel laga hai uske.
06:28Arey yaar.
06:29Aap toh naraji wali baat hogayi yaar.
06:31Kyun kya hua?
06:32Aap kuch batate hi nahi hoon mereko.
06:35Aaba lambi kahaani isliye nahi bata toh.
06:37Toh bhi yeh saath mein bata toh phir.
06:40Arey yaar.
06:43Aaba yeh thek.
06:44Apaan third year mein the na.
06:46Time pe bank pe yo ko aaya ki bank mein bohot vacancy hai wo.
06:48Aapan ne bank pe join kar liya Santosh sir ke hain coaching.
06:51Toh wahan yeh bhi aati thi.
06:53Accha.
06:54Matlab aise saath mein bank pe betna aur paas mein betti thi.
06:58Aur baat baat toh logon lag gayi.
07:00Toh din bar din bar saath rehna hon lag gaya.
07:02Us time pe na yeh kisi se baat karti thi.
07:04Tha koi yeh kaise hi.
07:06Toh sabardaash nahi hua.
07:08Toh unne kaha kaha harbari mein na.
07:10Inke ghar rishta pocha diya.
07:11Sabardaash kar rahi hai.
07:12Haan.
07:13Toh ab yaar maabaap yaar apni lalki kisi ko bhi thodi dete hai yaar.
07:16Unne background check karwa hai iska.
07:17Khulwa hai iski kundli wagara.
07:19Toh pata chala itta haraam hi tha.
07:20Iske M.S. bani bhai tha yeh school ke.
07:22Yeh baat kisi ko nahi pata thi.
07:23Avantika Avantika kisi ko nahi malam thi yeh baat.
07:25Toh maabaap ne toh saaf mana kar de.
07:26Koi yeh aise ladke ko hawaai ladki nahi desa.
07:30Baat phir uska aati udaas udaas rehna lag gayi.
07:32Phir aapne thoda aur matlab close hogaya.
07:36Phir?
07:38Phir kuch nahi phir aise hi.
07:40Aapne baat karte rahe aur badta rahe mamla aur phir bas kya phir aapne.
07:44Phir yaar wo apne liye bahut special hogaya yaar.
07:49Aur aap?
07:50Matlab unke liye bhi aapne special hai na matlab.
07:55Yeh yaar.
07:57Bahut sahi yaar.
07:58Bahut sahi yaar.
07:59Yaar sahi toh ho rahe hai.
08:01Matlab.
08:02Jise apne itto chalta hai yaar.
08:05Aapne chacha ji ke itto naam maam hai matlab.
08:07Koi aur ladki hoti toh itta use karte nahi.
08:09Wo apna yeh saab khud kal leti ho.
08:11Ab jise kal usko tatkaal ke treat karwaani aapne mammi ke liye.
08:14Matlab koi aur ladki hoti ek phone karti aapne karwa dete.
08:17Pakeri nahi main khud jaoongi khadi hoongi jaake line mein tatkaal.
08:20Matlab aisi khudda ladki yaar.
08:22Yaar aisi toh chahiye rehti hai yaar.
08:23Aapne mein toh yahi chahiye yaar.
08:27Aare bhiya.
08:28Aapan chalte hai na subhe tatkaal ke time pe.
08:31Aapain yeh yaar.
08:32Pagal hai kaise phodi hoti hai.
08:33Aare bhiye help kar dene.
08:34Line mein khade ho jayenge.
08:35Aur kya?
08:36Sahi ke rahe hai yaar?
08:37Haan.
08:38Par subhe 8 bai chalna padega.
08:39Haan bhiye chal dene.
08:40Haan.
08:42Aare gharwalo ke bhi chochle khatam nahi hote.
08:44Yeh dhodhe, woh dhodhe, woh kardhe, woh kardhe.
08:45Agli baar akar main 10 minute mein bhaar nahi aao na.
08:47Toh tu ghar ke andar aaja na.
08:48Kham sakam Sarvindiki mein yeh log aane denge.
08:51Mujhe lagta bhabhi netal gayi.
08:56Hello Avantika?
08:57Ticket karwa lege toh?
08:58Aare nahi yaar.
08:59Kahaan mujhe tatkaal ke line mein jaake litna tha.
09:01Par koi auto hi nahi mil raha hai.
09:02Aur abhi tab toh saari tickets khatam ho gayi hoongi.
09:04Chal anyway, main pohanchti hoon kisi tarah se.
09:06Aare nahi nahi.
09:11V.I.P. Kota mein?
09:12Aare nahi nahi.
09:13Main bas pohanchi gayi.
09:14Chal abhi bye bye.
09:16Mia?
09:22Hello?
09:23Yaar itni mushkil se ek auto mila tha aur wo bhi kharab ho gaya hai.
09:26Ab toh mujhe lagta hai tatkaal se bhi nahi ho paayegi ticket.
09:29Aacha suno.
09:31Ek baat batao.
09:32Wo tum keh rahe the na V.I.P. Kota ke baare mein.
09:35Toh usse ho sakti hai kya ticket?
09:39Mia?
09:40Aare...
09:41Aare ho paayegi na.
09:43Aare...
09:44Aise hi ho paayegi ki...
09:45Agar tumhani mummy ke train chhud bhi gayi...
09:47Toh gin se reverse aake...
09:48Tumhani pehle mummy ko bithayegi...
09:49Phir aage jaayegi train.
09:50Thank you, Ronnie.
09:52Haan. Theek hai.
09:58Ek Ranthambore.
09:59Second AC parson.
10:03273, waiting.
10:04Aise kaise waiting? Abhi toh shuru hai.
10:06Abhi abhi, khatam ho gayi.
10:08Bhai tab aap late hain.
10:10Sobha thoda jaldi hain na.
10:12Subhatna ke bhaidat aapko bata hi honge.
10:13Toh ticket mil jati.
10:15Aur doosra aapka...
10:16Indriya bach mein rehti hai.
10:19Aur uspaar agar yoga bhi karna seekh jao...
10:20Toh matlab...
10:21Matlab...
10:22Aare kabhi doctor ka mugh nahi dekhna padhega...
10:24Jindagi mein.
10:25Dekho, meri ticket nahi hai.
10:26Gharwalon ki hai.
10:27Paise toh tumhe lene hi padhega.
10:30Na na yaar, meri baat toh sun tum.
10:31Na, koi baat nahi sun thri ho.
10:33Tume pata nahi hai yaar.
10:34Mummy ne kitna bimaag kharab kiya hua tha...
10:35Mera iss ticket ke beech mein.
10:37Ab hi unhe bataya hai ki...
10:38Tum VIP se karwa rahe ho...
10:39Tab ticket hi shant hui hai.
10:42Mummy bhi na.
10:43Tum please paise dele ho.
10:44Aare tum ticket ke wajah se parashan nahi ho.
10:46Tum bhook ke wajah se parashan nahi ho.
10:47Kuch kha lo.
10:49Mujhe bhook nahi hain.
10:50Tum le lo na yaar.
10:52Theek hai tum itne hi keh rahi ho toh...
10:53Main gharwa jate ho.
10:56Theek hai.
10:59Ho jayegi ticket.
11:00Piyegi.
11:01Piyegi.
11:02Piyegi.
11:03Piyegi.
11:04Piyegi.
11:05Toh main baad mein milati ho haan.
11:07Aur ticket ho jaye toh mujhe bataya dena.
11:09Haan main email kar dung tum ticket na.
11:11Theek hai.
11:12Main khud milenge phir...
11:14Theek hai.
11:15Okay.
11:16Thank you so much.
11:17Tum amesha medi help kar dete ho.
11:19Ab jinn mein toh sach mein hota hai na...
11:20Prove karne ke zarurat nahi padti.
11:22Bhiya...
11:23Samosa jal raha hai.
11:25Kahaan?
11:26Theek toh hai?
11:27Nahi nahi woh...
11:29Kal jal gaye the kal.
11:30Aacha.
11:31Isliye woh batara hai.
11:33Bye.
11:34Bye.
11:41Yaar Roni kabhi toh baba se lekar aaya yaar.
11:43Haan?
11:44Jab aata hai bhakandar lekar aata hai yaar.
11:46Kuch upay batao na...
11:47Kya upay batao?
11:48Karani kiski hai?
11:49Haan?
11:50Neetu Sharma na.
11:55Avandika Sharma ki mummy hai na?
11:56Haan?
11:57Haan?
11:58Haan?
11:59Arre mere...
12:00Saale ek tarfon aashir maanoge nahi yaar tum.
12:01Haan?
12:02Aapne toh yaar usko?
12:03Karega usko boyfriend apne?
12:04Arre breakup hoga na uska.
12:05Aacha?
12:06Tabhi toh wo khaali hai, main busy.
12:09Itte short notice pe yaar toh VIP kote mein hogi.
12:11Yaar phir apne ko DRM office se karani podi.
12:14Agar jab jaayega na waha par,
12:15toh acha bhaana sochke jaana.
12:16Saale deti nahi hai ticket kisani se.
12:18Bhaana ki toh dukaan hai,
12:19kuch na kuch bata dike.
12:21Sir?
12:22Yes?
12:29Arre arre arre, kya kar rahe ho?
12:30Kya kar rahe ho?
12:31Sir, main aapke pyaar padta ho sir.
12:33Sir, mere Nana ji antim saan se leh rahe hai sir.
12:35Meri maa ko unse milwa dijiye sir.
12:36Please sir.
12:37Main samajhta ho aapki baat.
12:39Lekin DRM quota ke jitne ticket se sare jaa chuke hai.
12:42Sir, please.
12:44Ama yaar, isme mere haath mein kya hai?
12:47Seat kya ghar se lagwa do?
12:49Toh kiske haath mein sir?
12:51Kisi bade railway officer ke pyaar pakdo.
12:54Wo agar apne personal quota mein karwa de,
12:55toh karwa de.
12:57Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho,
12:58Nana ji theek ho jaayenge.
13:01Bade railway officer ke pyaar pakde se ho jaayega?
13:03Ho jaayenge.
13:04Theek hai sir.
13:21Meri taraf dekh ke sitwade mene moon mat banayiye.
13:24Jaaye, lokaan se aata laane ka mann banayiye.
13:30Yeh kaise khaalete log.
13:31Kya kiya hai tohne yeh?
13:33Kinari kyun chhod diya hai?
13:35Usme bed hi toh hai.
13:36Bata.
13:37Saadeh 600 rupee ka pizza aaya hai,
13:39aur itna barbaat kar diya.
13:41Yeh dekho, yeh 60 rupee barbaat,
13:42yeh 40 rupee barbaat.
13:43Khaa ise.
13:51Are?
13:53Dekh hai?
13:57Fridge mein dahi nahi hai?
13:58Dahi la do, mein dahi khaalunga.
14:01Tum bhi barbaat karo.
14:03Dahi khaalunga.
14:05Ho, aaj phir pizza?
14:08Moon na khud bhaiyo mera.
14:14Chha papa ek baat batao.
14:15Haan.
14:17Aap wo Shahnaz aunty ke touch mein ho kya?
14:23Nahi, nahi.
14:24Maine toh uski friend request bhi accept nahi ki.
14:28Tu kyu pooch raha hai?
14:29Accha wo abhi bhi railway bhibhaag mein...
14:35Katori toh bachi nahi is ghar mein hai na.
14:37Nahi, theek hai.
14:42Accha wo abhi bhi railway bhibhaag mein kaam karte hai kya?
14:44Kata nahi.
14:45Main bas aise hi jaanta hoon.
14:47Uske baare mein.
14:48Malum nahi hoon.
14:50Tu kyu pooch raha hai?
14:51Ek dost ke ticket karwaani thi.
14:53Iski?
14:54Malab...
14:56Arre aap phone lakao na unko.
14:59Aata leke aata le.
15:00Kya yaar papa?
15:01Aap toh ek hi baat pe leke aata gaya.
15:03Ajab tu mujhe batayega mai kis baat pe aatkoon?
15:07Haan?
15:08Meta aata toh is ghar mein tu hi laayega.
15:11Maine nahi leke aunga aata-vaata.
15:12Toh phir Shahnaz bhi railway mein kaam nahi karte hai kya?
15:17Accha gaadi do doon kal.
15:21Aata.
15:25Aata.
15:33Hello?
15:34Haan Avantika?
15:35Arre yaar maine na tujhe apna email id text kiya hai.
15:37Toh ticket na ussi pe send kar dena.
15:39Haan woh...
15:40Hote hi bheshta hoon.
15:41Oh accha abhi hoi nahi hai?
15:43Sorry yaar.
15:44Woh mummy na itna pressure dal rahi hai.
15:46Arre...
15:47Apni mummy ko bolo.
15:48Chacha Vidhaya ke humare.
15:49Agar ticket nahi bhi hoi toh...
15:50Helicopter chudwa dinge unko.
15:52Tu bhi na Rani.
15:53Kuch bhi.
15:54Chal.
15:55Bye.
16:24Bye.
16:50Kranti ke liye toh tu kabhi aata nahi laata.
16:52Bata.
16:53Kis cricket karani hai?
16:54Woh...
16:56Anwar ki maami ko jaana hai.
17:00Anwar ki maami ke liye thodi apna imaan bhesht dekha toh.
17:04Bol bol.
17:06Kaun hai?
17:08Avantika na...
17:10Avantika naam hai uska.
17:11Uski mummy ko jaana hai.
17:13Avantika.
17:16Bahot khaas friend hogi teri haan?
17:18Nahi papa aisa kuch nahi hai.
17:21Bas normal friend hai.
17:24Haan theek hai.
17:25Milwa kabhi apni iss normal friend se.
17:27Par kyun milna chahate ho?
17:29Usse bataunga na.
17:30Bhaiya aapne Radhe Mohan ko samjhaye.
17:32Ki kuch kaam zanda kiya karein.
17:35Aapne tere naam dekhi hai?
17:38Naane sari filme dekhi hai.
17:39Tu apni bata.
17:42Aapa yaar...
17:45Sahi vakt aane pe mila doonga.
17:47Haan toh phir sahi vakt aane par hi
17:49Shehnaaz ko call jaayega.
17:51Yaar baba kyun kar rahe ho aisa?
17:53Please.
17:54Dekhi bata.
17:56Mere baat gaat maang le.
17:59Umeed mat rakh na.
18:02Kyunki umeed jo hoti hai na wo...
18:04Dheere dheere chadne wale zahir ki tarah hoti hai.
18:08Salman ban ja na.
18:11Radhe Mohan mat ban na.
18:13Sadak pe kabhi ladki ke peechhe bhaagte hue
18:16Apne parivaar ki naag katwaate hue
18:19Mujhe dikh mat ja na.
18:20Aage teri mars.
18:22Ane aisa kuch nahi ho aapa.
18:23Aisa kuch nahi hoga.
18:24Bas.
18:26Ho gaya.
18:27Phone toh...
18:30Phone toh kar do.
18:33Ek baar phone...
18:42Radhe Mohan mat ban ja na.
19:13Phone ringing...
19:26Hello.
19:27Raju?
19:29Haan.
19:30Haan.
19:31Haan.
19:32Itni saalon baat phone kiya aur sirf haan.
19:35Mujhe toh laga tha ki tum phone hi nahi karog.
19:39Nahi nahi. Aisi koi baat nahi hai.
19:41Main bhi kitni acheep hoon.
19:43Shikaiton ka pitara leke baith gayi.
19:46Acha yeh bata hoon?
19:47Kaise hoon tum?
19:49Theek hoon.
19:50Ek kaam tha tum se.
19:51Haan bolo bolo.
19:53Kya kar sakti hoon tumhare liye?
19:58Jaipur jaana hai.
20:00Details SMS karo.
20:02Phir ek gante ke baad ghar aa jao.
20:07Tumhe jo chahiye, wo tumhe mil jayega.
20:09Pakka?
20:11Pakka?
20:16Ronnie?
20:17Hello, aunty.
20:18Aao na.
20:21Papa ne jitna bataya tha usse kahi zyada khubsrat hai aap.
20:24Jhoote kahi ke.
20:26Tumhare papa kabhi baat bhi karte hai mere baare mein?
20:29Are karte hai na. Baad baat karte hai.
20:31Kahi baad toh mujhe samanjh mein bhi nahi aata kya kahe rahe hain.
20:33Kalparsu kahe rahe the ki umeed ek dheera chalne wale zehar ki tarah hoti hai.
20:37Main yeh vaas mein rakh do?
20:39Haan. Yes, yes.
20:43Wo tikte hain?
20:45Haan. Main abhi laayi.
21:07Phone rings.
21:17Shehnaaz ka mehsoob.
21:21Bilkul apne baap par gaya.
21:36Bilkul apne baap par gaya hai.
21:43Yeh yaar yeh video khoon ke bhi rahe hain?
22:06Yeh yaar yeh video khoon ke bhi rahe hain?
22:14Bhiya ke intazaar mein.
22:17Sweetie, chai toh pooch le?
22:20Toh pooch na hai aap.
22:21Toh dukaan kis ki hai?
22:32Papa ko kehna mujhe phone zarur kare.
22:34Jee.
22:36One minute.
22:41Hello, Raju.
22:44Yeh Ronnie tumhara yaar kya kar raha hai?
22:45Kya?
22:47Tumne usse nahi bheja?
22:48Nahi, maine nahi bheja. Aur mujhe toh pata bhi nahi usne tumhe call kiya.
22:51Yeh Ronnie!
23:00Ronnie!
23:04Aarey.
23:05Kya hua? Tumhone kyi nahi utha rahe the?
23:07Aarey, woh actually tickets na.
23:08Aarey, par suno toh main. Isiliye toh phone utha rahe tha.
23:10Aarey, nahi nahi. Suno na.
23:11Ek minute. Rukho. Yeh pagdo please.
23:13Woh na, tickets ke liye main aunty ke hain gaya.
23:15Phir uske baad chacha.
23:16Nani, chacha.
23:17Chacha ke hain gaya tha.
23:18Toh bas...
23:19Hang on.
23:21Tickets.
23:22Ab.
23:23Finally.
23:24Haan, toh kya kah rahi thi tum?
23:25Ab bata.
23:26Ronnie, sorry.
23:28Woh plan tohda sa change ho gaya hai.
23:30Nahi, matlab?
23:31Matlab woh grehen ke chakkar mein mundan ki date hi shift ho gayi hai.
23:34Ab agle hafte hai.
23:36Toh mummy ko ab agle hafte jaana hai aur...
23:39Tickets dubaara karwaani padegi agle hafte ticket toh.
23:41Par yeh tickets?
23:42Yeh toh nahi chahiye.
23:43Aacha, acha,acha.
23:45Toh tum chacha ji se keh ke dubaara tickets karwaa doge?
23:49Haan, ho jayega.
23:50Sorry, par main kya kar...
23:53Woh actually auto wait kar rahe ho.
23:54Aur main office ke liye bhi bahut late ho gayi ho.
23:55Toh main chalti ho haan.
23:56Main baad na milti ho.
23:57Okay?
23:58Bye, bye. Thank you.
23:59Same.
24:08Woi, phone.
24:10Arre Avantika, rukko!
24:14Avantika!
24:15Avantika, rukko, rukko!
24:19Avantika!
24:20Avantika!
24:21Avantika, rukko, rukko!
24:24Patan ji?
24:25Yeh?
24:26Yeh apna Rohini hai na?
24:27Yeh Rohini nahi hai toh koi Radhe Mohan lag raha hai.
24:31Mahalle mein naak katwa diya.
25:01Chacha vidayak hai humare.
25:02Chacha vidayak hai humare.
25:03Khulle bhaadak hai humare, humare.
25:04Chacha vidayak hai humare.
25:05Kisi bhi taale ki chaavi banaade.
25:06Kundli ke mangal shani ghumaade.
25:07Hum hai jugaad ke bamchoo prani.
25:08Boti dikha kar bagda.
25:09Kisi bhi taale ki chaavi banaade.
25:10Kundli ke mangal shani ghumaade.
25:11Hum hai jugaad ke bamchoo prani.
25:12Boti dikha kar bagda.
25:13Kisi bhi taale ki chaavi banaade.
25:14Kundli ke mangal shani ghumaade.
25:15Hum hai jugaad ke bamchoo prani.
25:16Boti dikha kar bagda.
25:17Kisi bhi taale ki chaavi banaade.
25:18Kisi bhi taale ki chaavi banaade.
25:19Kundli ke mangal shani ghumaade.
25:20Hum hai jugaad ke bamchoo prani.
25:21Boti dikha kar bagda.
25:22Bagda bila de, bila de, bila de.
25:23Kehne ko warji hum hai lekin.
25:24Aye hai, jaadu chaga chak hai humare.
25:25Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:26Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:27Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:28Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:29Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:30Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:31Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:32Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
25:33Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.
26:03Chacha vidayak hai humare, humare.