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00:00I don't die, but today I'm scared of death.
00:02This is what DC talks about.
00:04DC is DC.
00:05They said, I thought you'd be scared.
00:06I said, bro, it's about Mahasi.
00:08If you ride like this, you'll forget everything.
00:10First tell me, where do you ride?
00:11Wasn't it Spider-Man who was dancing on the rails?
00:14He was dancing like this.
00:15Shame on you, content creators of Pakistan.
00:17You've pushed the people out of every direction.
00:19Your airlines are still a speed breaker.
00:22So many charges for the rails.
00:24So many charges for the podcast.
00:25So many charges for the YouTube video.
00:27I didn't have to pay as much for the tickets as I had to pay for the bikes.
00:30I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
00:31I said, bro, I don't have any help.
00:33If this is the reason for doing this, then our business doesn't work.
00:35Don't give it to you every time.
00:36Okay.
00:43Hello friends, welcome to Podcast Teek.
00:45And I am your host, Umar Saleem.
00:47Friends, today in our studio, we have a great...
00:50Oh bro, this is what DC talks about.
00:53DC is DC.
00:54Yes, DC has a great character.
00:56Bro, I am not from DC, I am from Marvel.
00:59DC has Superman.
01:01Marvel has Captain America.
01:03Isn't Captain America in jail?
01:06That's another Captain.
01:07The one with the star on his shield.
01:09Oh, the one who brought Parath.
01:11Yes, the one who left Parath and came back.
01:12Oh, that's in DC.
01:14In Marvel.
01:15Oh, that's in Marvel.
01:16And you are in DC.
01:17I am also in Marvel.
01:19Oh, you are also a fan of Marvel.
01:21Yes.
01:21Okay, we have a very beautiful character from Marvel with us.
01:25They have great cartoons.
01:26Bro, not cartoons.
01:28Comics.
01:29It is an art.
01:30Okay, like...
01:31People...
01:33People call anime cartoons.
01:35They are not cartoons.
01:37They are not cartoons either, sir.
01:39They are also art.
01:40They have a story.
01:41Okay, sorry.
01:43Okay, I will get it done properly from your introduction.
01:45Today, we have a character from Marvel with us.
01:49Dead Soul.
01:49Hello, bro.
01:50Dead Soul is a game.
01:52I am Deadpool.
01:53And you don't deserve to be a human being.
01:56Who made you an anchor?
01:57No, sir.
01:58I read about you on the internet.
02:00I started telling people that they have a lot of superpowers.
02:04And their best superpower is that they can't die.
02:08They are immortal.
02:09Isn't it, sir?
02:10Praise be to God.
02:12Okay, sir.
02:12Can I call you the Buddha of Marvel Universe?
02:15Yes, bro.
02:15Can I say something?
02:16I really want to die.
02:18No, sir.
02:19What are you saying?
02:20You are our guest.
02:21You are respectable for us.
02:23You have reached a country where even God couldn't reach.
02:26So, how was your journey?
02:28Did you have any problem reaching the studio?
02:30Sir, I have done promotions all over the world.
02:33The whole world has kept me on their lap.
02:37Pakistan is the only country where there has been the most humiliation.
02:40People keep picking you up.
02:42Who are you?
02:43Bro, I am from Marvel.
02:44Okay, tell me what kind of humiliation is this?
02:46Our country is very good.
02:47Sir, your country is really very good.
02:49There is no country like this.
02:51I made a mistake.
02:52I got a PIA flight.
02:53There was an old lady there.
02:55She was going there and there.
02:57I said, Maa ji, have courage.
02:59Sit down.
02:59Mashallah, you are so young.
03:01You might get hurt.
03:02Maa ji gave me a tight slap.
03:05She said, son, I am the flight attendant here.
03:09I was left alone.
03:10Okay, Iā¦
03:11It's not their fault.
03:12Our airline is running on the prayers of these elders.
03:15Wow, your airline.
03:18It's windy.
03:19Speed breaker.
03:21Sir, actually, we are used to riding bikes since childhood.
03:26We became pilots later.
03:27Anyway, what happened next?
03:29As soon as I got off the flight, the immigration people stopped me.
03:31Okay.
03:32They pushed me.
03:33I got scared.
03:34I thought it was a Sindhi uniform.
03:38Don't you have the one with the handkerchief?
03:38The political uniforms.
03:39Yes, the same.
03:40They told me to take off my mask.
03:42I said, brother, I brought the mask.
03:43You are going to get scared.
03:44They said, I ate it.
03:45You are going to get scared.
03:45I said, brother, it's about the mask.
03:47He also wore a mask.
03:48Yes, he did.
03:49He took off the mask.
03:50I got really scared.
03:51Yes, yes.
03:52Absolutely.
03:53I said, get up.
03:54You can say it here.
03:55What happened after that?
03:56As soon as I got out, the rush came.
03:57It came to me.
03:58I will take it.
03:59I will take it.
04:00I will take it.
04:01I said, brother, I am an imam.
04:02I said, they will think of me as a foreigner and take me back.
04:05I said, I will do what you did online.
04:07They came.
04:08They pushed me.
04:09They brought me to Faidabad.
04:11I said, brother, I have to go to F11.
04:14They said, brother, take me back here.
04:16I said, why?
04:17They said, there is a protest going on.
04:18I said, is there a protest going on in your country?
04:20Actually, there are parties.
04:21They do it again and again.
04:22The poor girl, Faidabad's Shahmat comes.
04:24She sits there.
04:25The whole of Islamabad becomes a Twin City.
04:27So, that's it.
04:28This is our country.
04:29You do one thing.
04:30Do it at Faidabad Chowk and Sehar.
04:32It cannot be done at Faidabad Chowk and Sehar.
04:34But it is that the people you are talking about,
04:36they can do it anywhere in Chowk.
04:38So, leave that topic.
04:40Sorry, sorry.
04:41Anyway, he explained to me.
04:42Sir, come here.
04:43Get a bike done from here.
04:45I said, why call him?
04:46He said, the motorcycle boys will come.
04:48They will tie you to the motorcycle.
04:50They will take you to the streets.
04:52They will take you to your destination.
04:54The motorcycle guy came.
04:55So, I saw that there is only a small seat at the back.
04:58He says to me,
04:59brother, at least you sit.
05:00I will give you a ride like this.
05:01You will forget everything.
05:02First tell me, where do you want to go?
05:04I am sitting.
05:05It was too late to sit.
05:06He blew one tire away.
05:08I said, brother, look at this.
05:10I don't die, but today I am afraid of death.
05:13He didn't listen to me.
05:14Brother, he has ridden such a dangerous bike.
05:16The next wheel goes down and says,
05:18Raja Ji, be careful.
05:19It went down.
05:20My head was left behind.
05:21I said, what happened?
05:22The wheel turned.
05:23Later I found out,
05:24I don't know, a wheel came.
05:25It took my head.
05:26Thank God, I am immortal.
05:28Otherwise, my work was done.
05:29Then what happened?
05:30I was riding on his shoulder.
05:31He ran faster.
05:32He thought I was praising him.
05:36Then?
05:37He went five kilometers ahead.
05:39So, I said, brother,
05:40apply the brake.
05:41My head is left behind.
05:42He said, brother,
05:43there are extra charges.
05:44I said, brother,
05:45take the extra charges,
05:47but turn around.
05:48Okay.
05:49He turned around.
05:51We reached back.
05:52There were some kids
05:53playing football with my head.
05:54Oh, Ronaldo, Messi,
05:55who are in the lane.
05:56I don't know who Ronaldo,
05:57Messi is with you.
05:58I told them,
05:59brother, return my head.
06:01They didn't listen to me.
06:03I said, brother,
06:04you do something.
06:05He said, I will get a deal.
06:07But there will be extra charges.
06:08Now I was helpless.
06:10I said, okay, brother,
06:11you take the extra charges.
06:12I don't know,
06:13he took out a few coins from his pocket.
06:15He kept ticking.
06:17The kids agreed.
06:18I said, what is this?
06:19He said, it's a new trend.
06:20But look,
06:21there is a commission.
06:22You made a deal with the kids.
06:23Then you got your head back.
06:24Yes, yes,
06:25I put on my head
06:26and we moved on.
06:28I found out a lot
06:29that you have a Centaurus,
06:30a very big one.
06:31Yes.
06:32It has three sticks.
06:33It has sticks.
06:34Yes.
06:35Often people go there
06:36for the promotion of their movies.
06:37Often celebrities come there.
06:38Yes, yes,
06:39exactly on it.
06:40So I started going.
06:41I said, brother,
06:42let's do it here.
06:43I will do the promotion here.
06:45He said, brother,
06:46extra charges.
06:47Take it, sir.
06:48He dropped me off.
06:49I went.
06:50The security guard said,
06:51hey,
06:52where are you going?
06:53I said, brother,
06:54I am going for the promotion.
06:55He said,
06:56what promotion?
06:57Where is the family?
06:58I said,
06:59what family, sir?
07:00I don't have a family.
07:01He said,
07:02there is no family
07:03without an entrance here.
07:04So you didn't have to tell him.
07:05I am a celebrity.
07:06I am a great DC cartoonist.
07:07Marvel.
07:08Yes.
07:09I am a Marvel cartoonist.
07:10Mashallah,
07:11you look educated.
07:12If you don't know,
07:13he is a security guard.
07:14Yes.
07:15Another guard came from behind.
07:16He said,
07:17I know him.
07:18He is a big fan.
07:19Oh,
07:20you had a fan moment.
07:21Yes, fan moment.
07:22I am very happy.
07:23I said,
07:24thank God,
07:25someone knows our Deadpool.
07:26He came.
07:27He said,
07:28your video has become famous.
07:29The one where you are
07:30eating like this.
07:31It was not Spider-Man
07:32who was eating like this
07:33and dancing on the reel.
07:34Yes, yes,
07:35exactly.
07:36Thank God,
07:37you know this difference.
07:38He sat down.
07:39He said,
07:40sir,
07:41extra charges for weight.
07:42I didn't have to pay
07:43as much for the ticket
07:44as I had to pay
07:45for the bike.
07:46You reached our studio
07:47safely.
07:48There was no problem
07:49after that.
07:50No sir,
07:51it doesn't end here.
07:52Oh my God.
07:53As soon as I entered,
07:54in front of your door,
07:55there was an atom
07:56taller than Mian Khalifa.
07:57Mian Khalifa?
07:58Burj Khalifa,
07:59sorry.
08:00Uzaifa Bhai.
08:01He humiliated me everywhere.
08:02What did he say to you?
08:03He said,
08:04so many charges for reels,
08:05so many charges for podcasts,
08:06so many charges
08:08and selfie is free.
08:09This is very
08:10rude.
08:11I will fire him.
08:12I will fire him.
08:13Who did he ask
08:14to make
08:15selfie free?
08:16Have some shame,
08:17content creators of Pakistan.
08:18You are squeezing
08:19the people
08:20from all sides.
08:21Leave them somewhere,
08:22at least give them
08:23selfie free.
08:24No sir,
08:25actually,
08:26you know
08:27how the situation
08:28is in the country.
08:29These days,
08:30studio expenses,
08:31bills,
08:32anyway,
08:33you came here
08:34to us,
08:35we were very happy.
08:36You are doing
08:37a very good business.
08:38Mashallah,
08:39you are doing
08:40a very good job.
08:41Jazakallah,
08:42Jazakallah.
08:43And you have to
08:44watch this movie
08:45in cinemas.
08:46No sir,
08:47the fruit of patience
08:48is sweet.
08:49I will wait
08:50as soon as
08:51HD results
08:52come on torrent,
08:53I will watch
08:54the movie in torrent.
08:55This is why
08:56your business
08:57is not doing well.
08:58Please,
08:59don't do
09:00such a bad thing.
09:01Go to the cinema
09:02and watch the movie.
09:03They have
09:04brought
09:05a ticket
09:06for Rs.
09:071000.
09:08I am the owner
09:09of the cinema.
09:10I am a local.
09:11This is for you.
09:12Are you Pakistani?
09:13Yes,
09:14I am Pakistani.
09:15Look,
09:16Indian movies
09:17don't come.
09:18Pakistani movies
09:19don't work.
09:20These movies
09:21come with cartoons.
09:22English kids
09:23used to watch them
09:24on the roads.
09:25You promote
09:26them again.
09:27This is why
09:28our cinema
09:29has come.
09:30Sir,
09:31the ticket is
09:32for Rs.
09:331000.
09:34Download it
09:35and see what happens.
09:36If you want
09:37me to come
09:38and watch the movie,
09:39send me
09:40a PR.
09:41I will come.
09:42These influencers
09:43have ruined our work.
09:44Their PR
09:45is stabbing us in the back.
09:46I am not stabbing you.
09:47You have taken
09:48a sword with you.
09:49I am not giving you
09:50the sword.
09:51Sir,
09:52hello.
09:53Hey,
09:54you.
09:55Hey,
09:56you.
09:57Hey,
09:58you.
09:59Hey,
10:00you.
10:01Hey,
10:02you.