Chacha vidhayak hain humry- Ep 1

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07:41I'm here now, Dad. What do you want to do now?
07:45You left me and ran away in 20 days.
07:49And I was dreaming of becoming his IPS.
07:51No, Dad, the thing is...
07:52Am I your friend?
07:56No, Dad, there's not much scope in IPS now.
07:59People are leaving IPS and preparing for BankPU.
08:02What's there in IPS?
08:03I mean...
08:04Cracking an exam with so much difficulty
08:06and then roaming around with politicians.
08:07BankPU has a lot of fun in life.
08:09You sit in the AC all day and go home at 5.
08:12Wow!
08:14He prepares for a new exam every year.
08:16This has been going on for the past three years.
08:18There's no focus in life.
08:20There is, Dad.
08:21There's full focus.
08:22For the BankPU exam.
08:24If you prepare so hard this time,
08:26your career will go beyond the house.
08:28Dad!
08:29Sign this.
08:30What is it?
08:31Test.
08:3220 out of 20.
08:33Oh, wow!
08:34My son!
08:37Well done!
08:38It's all his aunt's fault.
08:40She made him do all this
08:42and made my son lose his mind.
08:44Don't worry.
08:46I'll pray for you.
08:47Then you'll see
08:48how fast your brain will work.
08:50Nothing will happen.
08:52Just wait and watch.
08:53One day, he'll pull out a cart.
08:54You...
08:55Time will tell.
08:58What's in this, sir?
09:00Saree.
09:01Saree?
09:05I got it for Mom.
09:06I forgot to get something from Delhi.
09:08That's why I've been roaming around Rajwada
09:10since morning.
09:11I got this saree for my mom.
09:13I don't care if I get something for someone else.
09:15But I'll always get something for my mom.
09:17Here's your saree, Mom.
09:21Well done.
09:26Look.
09:27It's so pretty.
09:28I'll get it done at the hall.
09:29It'll look great.
09:37Shhh.
09:39What's up?
09:40What's up?
09:41In Delhi?
09:42What's up?
09:43I went to a pub.
09:44They were doing a poetry program.
09:46So I went.
09:47I said,
09:48I've never been to a pub.
09:49I've never met anyone.
09:50I've never prayed.
09:51I went to the pub.
09:52I thought
09:53someone must have read a poem.
09:54A big poem.
09:55So I left.
09:56Wow.
09:57Wow.
09:58Wow.
09:59Everyone looked at me.
10:00They were wondering
10:01what a weird creature I was.
10:02Because people don't do that there.
10:04People don't do that there.
10:06People do this there.
10:09I went crazy.
10:10I was like,
10:11what's this?
10:12It's like a poisonous lion.
10:13Like a heartbreaker.
10:14I'll break your heart
10:15with a rose stone.
10:16I won't leave you.
10:17Wow.
10:18Wow.
10:19Wow.
10:20Wow.
10:21What will you do with this?
10:22Wow.
10:23Wow.
10:24Do you know what they do?
10:28I went crazy.
10:29I said,
10:30let's get out of here.
10:31We can't be so fake.
10:35So,
10:36tell me,
10:37what's up with you?
10:38Bro,
10:39so many people were riding their triplanes.
10:41And he didn't catch anyone.
10:42He caught our scooty.
10:44He caught your scooty?
10:49I don't have an elder brother.
10:50That's why he's so brave.
10:52Hey,
10:53who's your elder brother?
10:54I don't have an elder brother.
10:55If someone asks you
10:56if you have an elder brother,
10:57you'll say,
10:58Kanti is my elder brother.
10:59Anwar is my elder brother.
11:00Rony is my elder brother.
11:02You won't say that.
11:03I'm your elder brother.
11:04Bro,
11:05I don't feel like getting beaten up.
11:06Tule raised his hand in front of a girl.
11:07What's her name?
11:08Bro,
11:09Tripathi.
11:10Tell me,
11:11is this the discipline of the police?
11:13It's not like that in Delhi.
11:15The police there are scared of the citizens.
11:17And those who don't have a minister,
11:19they're taking them secretly.
11:20What?
11:21They're taking them together.
11:22When they get caught,
11:23the police are scared of them.
11:24Since then,
11:25our Indore is very quiet.
11:26Bro,
11:27but everyone calls him Singham.
11:28If they call him Singham,
11:29does he do us a favor?
11:30He's Singham.
11:31What do we have here?
11:32What?
11:33Singham.
11:34Listen,
11:35we'll snatch the scooter
11:36and slap him too.
11:38Get out of here.
11:39Get out.
11:40What will we do?
11:41We'll snatch the scooter.
11:42No, bro.
11:44We'll snatch the scooter
11:46and slap him too.
11:48Let's go.
11:52Anwar,
11:53why are all your acquaintances
11:54so weird?
11:55What am I doing?
11:56You're weird, Rony.
11:58I'm weird.
11:59What else?
12:00I'll tell you one thing.
12:01I'll tell you one thing.
12:06You do it.
12:07Show me.
12:09Yes, do it.
12:13You guys are so rude.
12:22How can you eat sari like this, mom?
12:24Are you sure you kept it here?
12:26I kept it here, bro.
12:27Did you see it in Ishanu's room?
12:29Why in my room?
12:31Mom,
12:32you're such a thief.
12:33You don't even know
12:34where the change you leave here
12:35goes.
12:37Rony,
12:38don't say anything.
12:39What are you talking about?
12:41I can't find the sari.
12:42It must be here somewhere.
12:44She must have kept it and forgotten.
12:45She's old now.
12:46You're so young.
12:47You can't even read the newspaper
12:48with your glasses on.
12:49You're talking about me.
12:50Mom,
12:51Rony must have stolen the sari.
12:53I told you to avoid
12:54dad's scolding yesterday.
12:55So, I got it for mom.
12:57The sari must be for someone else.
12:59Hey, don't talk too much.
13:00You're such a thief.
13:02Mom,
13:03don't worry.
13:04I'll get you a better sari
13:05than this tomorrow.
13:06Yes,
13:07money is always on the tree.
13:11I'll get some water for the tree.
13:31What's up, boy?
13:32Is Singham here?
13:33What?
13:34Tell Singham
13:35that Rony is coming
13:36to slap him
13:37this evening.
13:38And yes,
13:39tell him
13:40that I'll be there too.
13:51See?
13:52You reached on time.
13:54That's what I like about you.
13:55No matter how late I am,
13:56you always reach on time.
13:58I have a scooter,
13:59but it has a petrol plane in it.
14:02That's why my hair flutters like this.
14:05You should wear a sari
14:06so that it flutters like this.
14:09Hey, did you remember my sari?
14:10Give me my sari.
14:12What happened?
14:13Hey,
14:14Piku's aunt's son is sick.
14:16She couldn't perform.
14:18It'll be done, right?
14:19Yes.
14:20Are you sure?
14:21If I don't get a sari,
14:22I won't be able to perform.
14:23And do you know
14:24how humiliated I'll be?
14:25No, no.
14:26I won't let you be humiliated.
14:27I'll go now.
14:28Bring it.
14:29Okay.
14:30Bye.
14:32I've already told Roni.
14:34That man humiliated me
14:35in front of the girls.
14:37Tomorrow,
14:39I don't care if my scooter comes or not,
14:40but I'll definitely
14:41give Singham a tight slap.
14:42Singham?
14:43I've heard a lot about him.
14:45College boys
14:46pee in their pants
14:47when they hear his name.
14:48Did you ask Roni?
14:49Uncle is his MLA.
14:51He pees in the name of the city.
14:54Does Singham sir know about this?
14:58No.
15:05Sir is here.
15:11Is someone dead?
15:22Sir, someone is here to kill you.
15:24Hey!
15:25Shut up!
15:29Uh...
15:34Uh...
15:36Sir, a boy came.
15:38Which boy?
15:39The one you were holding a scooter.
15:41Hmm.
15:42He said
15:43his Roni brother is coming.
15:45Why is he coming?
15:46To...
15:48What do you mean?
15:49To slap you.
15:54He's going to slap me?
15:56Uh...
15:58That's what he...
16:00said.
16:03Hmm.
16:08Ha, ha, ha, ha...
16:25Higher.
16:28Why would you do that?
16:31Are you done?
16:32Get to work.
16:49Excuse me...
16:53Yes, Mom?
16:54What is this police-police thing?
16:56I don't have anything to do with the police. Why? What happened?
16:58What do you mean you don't have anything to do with the police?
16:59A boy came to me. He was asking about you.
17:02He said, do you want to go to the police station?
17:04I said, you are not at home.
17:05He said, you must be at your uncle's place.
17:07I'll go there and meet him.
17:08What do you do?
17:10It's only been two days since you left.
17:11I don't know who all you follow.
17:13Mom, that...
17:16Mom, that boy is crazy.
17:18He talks nonsense.
17:19He must have left home.
17:20I'll find him and drop him home.
17:22You don't worry.
17:24Come back soon.
17:25Yes, I'll be back on time.
17:31He has gone to the MLA's place.
17:42Brother.
17:45Did a boy come here in a school uniform?
17:47Yes, he did.
17:49Is he inside?
17:50How is that possible?
17:51I chased him away.
17:53Who are you?
17:54Who are you?
17:55Nothing.
18:03Hello, Avantika.
18:04Is it done?
18:07Ronny, it's only been an hour.
18:09Please don't be late.
18:11Do one thing.
18:12Bring it without a fallpeak.
18:14No problem. I'll manage.
18:16Actually, the fallpeak aunty has a short circuit.
18:19She lost her power.
18:20Oh, okay.
18:21I just spoke to her.
18:22She'll get it fixed.
18:23It'll take an hour max.
18:24It won't take more than that.
18:25But please don't be late.
18:27It'll be a big problem.
18:28No, it won't be a problem.
18:29Okay, fine.
18:34These days, no one cares about the treatment.
18:36These girls talk about hitting the big shots.
18:39But our Shindam is Shindam.
18:41Give him Rs. 1000.
18:43Do one thing.
18:44Wait a minute.
18:46Give me Rs. 1000 as well.
18:50But there's one thing.
18:51They don't trust their kids.
18:53They hit them too.
18:54So what if you hit a kid?
18:56People say that if you hit a kid, you'll become a don.
18:58And if the kids hit you, you'll lose your reputation.
19:00Am I right?
19:01Give me the pen.
19:02Write it in my account.
19:04Here you go.
19:13What was he saying?
19:14Nothing.
19:15He comes here every day.
19:16We were just talking.
19:17We know each other.
19:18Do you want to eat paan?
19:22You're still a kid.
19:23Come on, brother.
19:25He's here too.
19:28Brother.
19:29The guard didn't let me in.
19:31Why did you go in?
19:33Actually...
19:34Actually what?
19:35Couldn't you wait for me if I wasn't at home?
19:37Isn't there a security guard?
19:39Is there a security guard in your house?
19:42He's crazy.
19:48Don't you think this guy is weird?
19:50No, brother. I know him well.
19:53Really?
19:54Drop his scooter and free him.
19:57Listen, keep this sari.
19:58It's Avantika's sari.
19:59We have to get the file fixed on it.
20:01And get it done carefully today.
20:03Okay?
20:04Let's go.
20:07I've upset brother Rony.
20:09I feel really bad.
20:11Can I do this job now?
20:13Brother Rony asked me to do this job.
20:15Okay?
20:16Brother, has Ram ever worked while Lakshman was around?
20:20You look like a monkey.
20:22Here.
20:24Go.
20:28What's up, brother?
20:29What's up, brother Rony?
20:30Are you here to get Singham slapped?
20:31What?
20:32Have you started eating along with selling bangles?
20:34No, brother.
20:35The entire police force is saying that a guy is coming to take revenge on Singham.
20:38Really?
20:39Singham picked up his scooter.
20:40So his brother is coming to take revenge.
20:43By the way, what happened to you?
20:45It's nothing.
20:47He left.
20:50And listen.
20:51I've already charged you 6,000 rupees.
20:54If you want, you can test your luck.
20:57You have to be lucky to test your luck.
20:59Just wait and watch.
21:08Anwar.
21:11Anu.
21:12Yes, brother.
21:13I told you, this guy is not right.
21:15Who?
21:16Rahul.
21:18He's been saying all over the world that I'm going to slap Singham.
21:22What are you saying, brother?
21:23Yes.
21:26I have to drop your sister-in-law for a function.
21:28Give me ten saris.
21:31Brother, Rahul took it.
21:32He said he'll send it.
21:35I asked you to do the work.
21:37And you gave it to him.
21:38Sorry, brother. I made a mistake.
21:40Call him.
21:44Brother, the balance...
21:45Call him from my phone, brother.
21:52I'm calling him.
21:54Just leave it.
21:57Hello.
21:59Hello.
22:01Hello.
22:02Who?
22:03Hello, Rahul.
22:05I'm Singham.
22:06Hello, Rahul.
22:08I'm Singham.
22:13Listen, Rahul is with me.
22:15I'm waiting for you.
22:16Come.
22:19Hello.
22:20He's in the police station.
22:22What do we do?
22:25Here.
22:27He's calling.
22:28What do I tell him?
22:30What do I tell him?
22:32Do it, brother.
22:34What do I do?
22:37What do I tell him?
22:39Hello.
22:40Rani, where are you?
22:41I got stuck in some work.
22:43I'm sending the saris.
22:44There's a function in two hours.
22:46I have to get ready first.
22:48It'll take time to wear the saris.
22:49Then I'll go to the office.
22:50Please hurry up.
22:51Otherwise, I won't be able to perform.
22:52Yes, yes.
22:53It's nothing.
22:54Just get ready.
22:55I'll send the saris.
22:56Are you sure?
22:57I'm sure.
22:58Bye.
23:00Dude.
23:03I have to go to the police station.
23:06Let's go.
23:08Okay, let's go.
23:09Hey, come on.
23:11Where are you going?
23:12What do you mean?
23:14What do you mean where?
23:15I have to go to the police station.
23:17Are you crazy?
23:18Dad's coming.
23:19There's a lot of work here.
23:21Okay, okay.
23:22Let's go inside.
23:23It's business time.
23:24I have a lot of work.
23:25How will I come inside?
23:26I have a lot of work.
23:27I have a lot of work.
23:28It's okay.
23:29How will I come inside?
23:30It's okay.
23:31Let's go.
23:40I'm telling you.
23:41Talk to uncle.
23:42It's very risky to go to the police station like this.
23:44Uncle complained about him.
23:45He's an indisciplined officer.
23:46It will take time for the investigation to take place.
23:48And you don't know the rules.
23:50Let's go.
23:52Dude, look at this.
23:53Why are you wearing a helmet?
23:54The police will catch us.
23:56Three people are going like this.
23:58Let's go.
23:59Let's go.
24:05Sir.
24:06Those three are here.
24:17Sir.
24:18Are you going to beat me up now?
24:21Yes.
24:22You didn't get a job for 10 years.
24:23You'll get a job today.
24:24Let him come.
24:29Let's go.
24:40Sir, may I come in?
24:42Yes.
24:45Sir.
24:48I wanted to drop the boy.
24:51Let's drop your boy.
24:53He's a party goer.
24:54Hit him on his scooter.
24:55And let him go.
24:58Thank you, sir.
25:00Why?
25:01Won't you slap me?
25:05No, sir.
25:08Why would I slap you?
25:09I'll slap you.
25:18Hit me.
25:20Sir, I can't do it like this.
25:21I'll hit you.
25:22I'll hit you.
25:23I'll hit you.
25:24I'll hit you.
25:25I'll hit you.
25:26I'll hit you.
25:27Sir, it's nothing like that.
25:29Actually, he left his sari with him.
25:31So, I had to come.
25:35I had to drop him somewhere.
25:36It's very important.
25:39Here's your sari.
25:47Thank you, sir.
25:49Hey.
25:50Won't you slap Mr. Singham?
25:54Hit him.
25:55He won't be able to hit me.
25:56He'll hit you.
25:58There's a lot of talk about him in the city.
26:00No, sir. It's nothing like that.
26:02When my car leaves the road,
26:04the culprits in the neighborhood
26:06start cursing me.
26:07And you'll hit me?
26:09No, sir.
26:10Sorry, sir.
26:11Sorry?
26:12Now you'll only leave
26:14when you hit me.
26:17Come on, hit me.
26:18Sir, what are you saying?
26:19Hit me.
26:20Sorry, sir.
26:21Hit me.
26:22Hit me.
26:23Hit me.
26:24Hit me...
26:25Hit me...
26:26Hit me.
26:27Hit me...
26:29Hit me.
26:30Hit me.
26:54L.A.
27:24Hello, Avantika.
27:36Yes, the sari has arrived.
27:38Yes, it's fine.
27:40Were you ready on time?
27:42Me?
27:46I'm in Bhopal.
27:48Uncle, did you need to go to Dasha and Disha for the youth wing of the party?
27:54Yes.
27:56No, it will take a few more days.
28:02So, do miss me, okay?
28:05Okay, bye.
28:09Thank you, sir.
28:10The sari has arrived?
28:12Yes.
28:13This is called true love.
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