Spanking the Monkey (1994) ⭐ 6.3 | Comedy, Drama
The film tells the story of Ray Aibelli, a college student who is forced to cancel a prestigious summer internship to care for his mother, Susan, who has broken her leg. As Ray tends to his mother’s needs, he finds himself developing an unusual and complex relationship with her. The film explores themes of teenage sexuality, family dynamics, and the struggles of growing up.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Do
00:01:00I
00:01:24Said would you like another cookie nothing? What's the matter? Don't you like these?
00:01:30Just not that hungry
00:01:34They're supposed to be all-natural, but you can never believe what they say
00:01:39They give you these up at school. I don't think so
00:01:46I get tension in my little fingers, but I have too much preservatives you get that
00:01:51But my boys came home from their first year in college they were begging me for my stroganoff
00:02:04Actually, I'll only be home a couple days. I have a summer job in Washington
00:02:21How you doing?
00:02:40Just thank God. She's going to be all right
00:02:44That's the important thing to be grateful for
00:02:48You learn how to drive
00:02:51Fucking moron
00:03:02It was a tough year. I mean you left. She was all alone in the house with me traveling at all
00:03:09And the hormonal thing and the goddamn boring job at the library
00:03:14Oh
00:03:19Christ
00:03:22Once for pain the others for tension don't let her overdo it. What do you mean for pain?
00:03:29For Christ's sake Raymond. She's got a complex fracture. She does
00:03:35Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?
00:03:38He said she was depressed and she took pills and I said that she fell am I talking to myself or what?
00:03:44I
00:03:48Guess as far as the dog goes you take them on long walks. That's an essential
00:03:53Good healthy walks twice a day
00:03:57God your mother's not gonna like that. She's gonna want you close by so
00:04:03Don't tell her about the walks don't tell her that's no good. She'll see through that
00:04:08tell her
00:04:10Tell her you're taking the dog for long walks
00:04:13Alright, so tell her no scratch that tell her that I said to take the dog for long walks
00:04:19But that you are not doing it. What do I know to hell with me? Etc. Etc. Okay, but
00:04:25Don't take the dog on long walks
00:04:28No
00:04:30You don't listen you take the dog for long walks and you tell her that I said to do it
00:04:35But that you're not doing it
00:04:38Don't feed him anything but the prescribed food
00:04:41That includes the biscuits. I do not spend a fortune on specialty dog food. So we can eat garbage off the table
00:04:48There's a water form
00:04:51Food should hold out for about a month
00:04:54Money I can't stay a month. I'm supposed to be in Washington in two days. I
00:05:01Don't think you understand what's happening here, I don't think I do
00:05:04I'm sorry, right, but you can't go to Washington. Look. I know you work very very hard for it
00:05:09I'm very very proud that you got it. But look she just got out of the hospital. Who's gonna take care of her?
00:05:14Well, there's gotta be somebody yeah, but there isn't it happened at the last moment. This is my biggest trip of the year
00:05:19I can't do it. Look I've got sales
00:05:22Maybe you don't understand. This is a very hard job to get. Of course. I understand believe me. I'm very very proud
00:05:28The Surgeon General's office only hires 10 interns a year Raymond
00:05:33It's not the end of the world we all have to give a little back sometime, okay
00:05:39I
00:05:41Can't do it. Look I've got sales
00:05:45Minneapolis, St. Paul
00:05:47Back sometime, okay
00:05:52As far as the car goes, you know the rules the cars to be used for emergencies only and that means what
00:05:59Emergencies not for groceries not for movies and not for fun
00:06:10Okay, I'm giving you 50 miles to get home so the odometer better be this number by the end of the summer, okay
00:06:18Damn it. That's no good. You're gonna have to take her to get crutches and all that
00:06:22Tell you what, I'm giving you a 10-mile bumper here
00:06:28What if she's better in a couple of weeks can I go to Washington then I really wouldn't count on that happening, right
00:06:35I
00:06:41What is this that's the dog he's got a gum condition once a week, okay
00:06:49Take care
00:06:52Don't worry so much
00:07:05I
00:07:36Quite
00:07:39In the temporal parietal junction area and you do here too, it's more anterior than it is posterior
00:07:46Global aphasia follows a lesion involving most of the territory supplied by the middle cerebral artery
00:07:53This is the most severe type of aphasia affecting both speech and comprehension
00:07:59global aphasia is
00:08:06The motor
00:08:09Most often is a very full-blown
00:08:13hemiplegia
00:08:14Despite its case of brain damage. This patient demonstrates improvement in her ability
00:08:35I
00:09:05I
00:09:35I
00:09:37I
00:10:04Should try to eat something
00:10:07I
00:10:33Like to not use the bedpan anymore
00:10:37And have no effect on conversation
00:10:40the rationale for
00:11:07Okay
00:11:38Hey
00:11:44Don't you go to MIT no, aren't you my belly? Yeah, I
00:11:52Know you go to MIT. Why'd you say no?
00:11:55How do you know me I go to Central and two years behind you
00:12:00Can get out of there fast enough. I know what you mean
00:12:03I
00:12:07Heard you got a really impressive internship. Oh, yeah
00:12:12Would you hear that from
00:12:14People what people
00:12:17Kim Ross, do you know her? No
00:12:20She knows you how does she know me? I don't know she just does
00:12:24I
00:12:30Heard those are super competitive. Are you interested in pre-med?
00:12:35I'm strong in the sciences
00:12:37So, how'd you like your first year?
00:12:41Huh, it's not everything's cracked up to be I got the catalog maybe we could go through it sometime maybe ah
00:12:49Ah, oh I can't do it it hurts too much
00:13:03Think I'm gaining weight. No sure
00:13:19Oh
00:13:32Shit what so
00:13:49You
00:13:57Where'd you walk the dog?
00:13:59by Trinity Road
00:14:01You're doing way over there
00:14:04Dad said to take him on long walks. Well, he doesn't know what he's talking about
00:14:09It wasn't that far really
00:14:11Trinity Road sounds far to me. Well, that's what I'll tell dad but
00:14:16Wasn't that far really?
00:14:19You're bored. Why don't you call some friends? I
00:14:22Don't have any friends around here. Sure. You do about Nikki and some of those guys. I feel like calling them
00:14:30What about Mara O'Connell
00:14:33Why should I call her I thought you liked her
00:14:37Really
00:14:39Didn't you sleep with her last year?
00:14:44No
00:14:46I
00:14:48Will give you that idea
00:14:50It's just as well. She was sleazy. She was not she didn't like her
00:14:55I I don't but that doesn't mean that she's sleazy
00:14:59You tell she had round heels
00:15:04And what does that mean
00:15:07Why don't you show me that draft now
00:15:16I don't know about this
00:15:19What?
00:15:20By insisting that HIV positive children remain in school
00:15:23The government can ensure they will not be ostracized the cost of painful and unnecessary psychological trauma
00:15:30What's wrong with that?
00:15:33Ostracized is this spelled right? Well stigmatized would be better
00:15:38Why?
00:15:40They would be scarred emotionally in a stigma as a scar or wound
00:15:46I think ostracized is fine
00:15:49And why did you ask me to read this
00:15:53Wait a second
00:15:55You should be a little more open-minded and less defensive about your work Raymond. I'm not defensive. I think ostracized is fine
00:16:01Hand me the dictionary
00:16:03Why?
00:16:04Just hand me the dictionary
00:16:16Stop it
00:16:46Come here
00:17:01Turn around
00:17:17You
00:17:32Looking for me. I was just walking the dog. You want to go for a walk?
00:17:40Actually, I was already doing that I
00:17:42mean to a particular place
00:17:46Salesman so he travels all the time. Why don't you hire a nurse?
00:17:57So, what's your father do?
00:18:04Just kids are always fucked up not
00:18:09Pamela Hedden
00:18:11I
00:18:13Had his father's drink and she drove his car into the MP last year go all the way back to the meat section
00:18:27We're gonna talk MIT
00:18:42You
00:18:45Think everything would be wonderful when you get into a good school. Don't you? Why so cynical cynical? I'm not cynical
00:18:53Just a little sunshiny maybe
00:18:55What's that supposed to mean? I believe in all the things your parents want. Don't you you mean I'm naive
00:19:03Yeah, probably
00:19:05But you don't even know me well, I know you're tired I met people like you at school
00:19:11You see if I get this, right?
00:19:13You're gonna be a senior in high school. Haven't you applied to college yet?
00:19:17But you got your bags packed already got your number two pencil sharpened. You're all set. You're ready to go, right? I
00:19:24Don't know why I brought you down here
00:19:28It's a good question, why did you bring me down here?
00:19:38I'm leaving
00:19:41You
00:19:56Okay, we can talk about college forget it come on come on I just I'm sorry I'm just giving you our time, okay
00:20:02Okay
00:20:07Quantum mechanics, I don't like physics. No, it's fine. No fizzy
00:20:14All right, how about
00:20:16Ecosystems under environmental stress. I
00:20:20Think I'm under environmental stress. How about you?
00:20:26Where's the dog oh
00:20:29Oh my god, I have to go thanks for bringing me down here
00:20:49I'm disappointed
00:20:52You're not home a week you leave your mother alone without dinner I just walked the dog
00:20:58for three hours
00:21:00There's no way it was three hours
00:21:02Ray, all I ask is that you take care of your mother. Is that so hard?
00:21:10I told you not to tell her about the long walks now. She calls me. She's all over my ass
00:21:16Look first you say take him on long walks. Then she says don't take him on long walks
00:21:20Then you want me to lie about this whole thing Ray. I don't want to argue
00:21:25Hey guess how many tapes I sold today
00:21:29Come on take a guess
00:21:32Nobody sells half a million tapes be realistic
00:21:36We'll use a little sense
00:21:41Come on try again
00:21:45Jesus god's sake don't you know anything about sales?
00:21:50I sold 11,000 tapes today
00:21:58The dog doesn't like long walks
00:22:01You're a whale here. I don't ow
00:22:05Oh god damn it. Oh
00:22:08What the hell is the matter with you today?
00:22:11Shouldn't you have crutches by now?
00:22:15All the literature says you should be mobile as soon as possible
00:22:29Not yet
00:22:39Okay
00:22:50Who'd you see nobody I don't care to play charades. Thank you a
00:22:56Girl
00:22:59What difference does it make
00:23:01What difference it makes?
00:23:03I'm stuck here in this room
00:23:04And I've offered to help you complete an essay so that you can get into a good medical school
00:23:09And I'm not doing it so that you can play beach blanket bingo
00:23:12I
00:23:22Think we forget about her. Well, then who was it?
00:23:25Tony Tony who Tony Peck?
00:23:28Who's she? She's just a girl. She got another year at Central. Oh, Jesus Raymond
00:23:34What?
00:23:35She'll young for you, isn't she?
00:23:39I don't
00:23:41Didn't ask her to marry me
00:23:44She pretty I don't know. Oh, you don't know whether you think a girl is pretty. Oh, this is unbelievable. Oh, am I crying? Yes
00:23:53Let me tell you one thing Raymond you're a grown man
00:23:55You can do what you want, but you're not to do it under this roof while I'm here. God see
00:24:01Not well, this is my house
00:24:04Be sure to use a condom these are dangerous times
00:24:11What
00:24:25Raymond please
00:24:37Sorry to bother you again
00:24:41What do you want
00:24:44To water my garden
00:24:47Is that what you call me no, I
00:24:52Want to apologize
00:24:56Not too happy lying around here all day
00:25:01I'm sorry
00:25:11Honey the skin on my foot is getting so dry and I can't reach it. Would you please?
00:25:30No, not like that like what your hands first warm it up
00:25:42I
00:25:44Can never get your father to do these things for me anymore. Why not? Oh, you know how he is
00:25:51No, I don't know how he is
00:25:54First of all, he's never here
00:25:58When he is he comes home in the crankiest mood
00:26:02So I just talked to him about
00:26:07The other foot
00:26:11I
00:26:15Just talked to him about he is mad
00:26:21Then he doesn't want to talk and then I get depressed and I don't want to talk either
00:26:28We'll just say look this is very important to me I want to spend some time relaxing with you
00:26:32But you always come home. So tense. I think we could
00:26:36Possibly enjoy ourselves if you gave it a chance
00:26:41I
00:26:43Feels great, honey. Why don't you just say that to him?
00:26:50Can't change people after a certain age Raymond, what's the point of living if you look at it that way?
00:27:04Damn it itches
00:27:07You never had a cast did you
00:27:11No
00:27:41You
00:27:53What's the matter
00:28:11You
00:28:13Oh
00:28:43Oh
00:28:58Nicky
00:29:01Yes
00:29:05Jesus shit. Oh, sorry. What's going on?
00:29:11Not much over here
00:29:13Little of this little of that. How's spring semester?
00:29:18Not bad. Oh, yeah
00:29:20Yeah, too much work. Not enough partying. Yeah speaking of you want to come out I can
00:29:27Why not?
00:29:30I'm kind of busy
00:29:32busy
00:29:33Is he doing what?
00:29:35spanking the monkey
00:29:40Ray house college are you getting any pussy? I like a cigar
00:29:50What are you guys been up to people's painters will scrape prep and paint your house in two weeks or three or four
00:29:58or five or six
00:30:01Shit ten points for BAM
00:30:05Great see if you can do this
00:30:08Take a hyperbolic paraboloid in a cone and the paraboloid intersects the top of the cone, right?
00:30:14Now, what is the volume of the cone?
00:30:18Curtis will you shut the fuck up? I want to see if you can do it
00:30:21You know, you can do it. The question is can you do it? I can do it. Okay, go ahead
00:30:28You start with the
00:30:29Rectangular coordinates, that's that's the first half right? Shut the fuck up. I can do that
00:30:35You shut up
00:30:51Don't don't bang it like that don't fucking bang it
00:30:59You're on the big money some money track, huh?
00:31:04So, you know what you want to study I'm gonna major in English lit
00:31:10Fuck no. Hey, will you fuck heads knock it off?
00:31:17Ray come here
00:31:27If you want to go swimming like
00:31:30There's a little open spot of water down there between the rusty car and the logs, what do you think?
00:31:41Should we do it together?
00:31:46I look as stupid as you Curtis. We don't think you're stupid. We think you're a pussy
00:31:50Fuck you Joe. Oh, that's enough. Mr.
00:31:54Valedictorian, you know Ray the only reason I'm saying this is because you never do anything with us
00:31:59I mean you you didn't drop acid. You didn't go four-wheeling. You didn't go rock climbing. You didn't get any pussy either
00:32:05Now Ray, are you too afraid of the big pussy fish? Yes, so leave him alone, man. Yeah, that's enough. Let's leave him alone
00:32:11Let's let him go home to his red-hot mom. Yeah, she's hot as hell
00:32:16Let's let him go home to his red-hot mom. Yeah, she's hot as mommy. Oh
00:32:22Fucking believe Ray I belly just threw a punch
00:32:46Oh
00:33:12Don't worry about it
00:33:16I
00:33:22Come on Ray, oh, come on. Oh, come on Ray
00:33:29You guys promised you weren't gonna do this what don't look at me man I was taking a piss
00:33:47You
00:33:52It's time for me to leave I
00:33:54Just want to talk about making some new arrangements
00:33:58It's very easy to get distracted with your goals at this age and I know because it happened to me
00:34:03I said that we don't have to talk about
00:34:06What do you want me to do?
00:34:08Call and Helen. Oh Lord have mercy on my soul. Your father won't allow her in the house
00:34:13We don't have to tell him. I'd be pretty hard to get away with
00:34:18Why does he have so many stupid rules
00:34:21Don't talk about him that way. Well, that's true
00:34:24It wasn't always such a crank. I find that hard to believe
00:34:28It wasn't when I met him. He had a convertible a beautiful apartment, New York
00:34:33We threw a lot of parties had more money than anybody. I knew oh so big deal
00:34:36If you've gone to medical school, you'd be earning a hell of a lot more money. Don't start that again. Okay, Raymond
00:34:44It's true
00:34:46Raymond
00:34:48You could always go back to school. I don't have the discipline you do. Oh, come on. Look at these books
00:34:53You read more than I do. I can't do it. Why not?
00:34:58Because that was the deal what deal
00:35:04Your father didn't want to have children, okay
00:35:07So what does that have to do with anything?
00:35:09No, it doesn't you could have found a way to go to school
00:35:13All right. Look if it means that much to you to leave I will call Helen. There's no guarantee. She'll be available
00:35:22I'd like to have my shower now
00:35:25Dad didn't want to have children
00:35:33What do you want me to do with this wash my back
00:35:44That a birthmark Raymond, but don't blame me if this setup doesn't give you any privacy
00:35:53Sort of shaped like a little shopping cart, isn't it? It's not the first time you've seen it
00:35:59Last time used to be a big hit around here
00:36:03You always got an erection when we played with this little boat made out of soap. I
00:36:08Called it the boner boat
00:36:13I
00:36:18Didn't like my
00:36:26This is dr. Joyce Wilson at the Surgeon General's office
00:36:29We were so disappointed Raymond couldn't join us this summer and when we got his essay on talking about
00:36:36Well, I've talked our budget office and he hasn't finished that essay yet we're still working on it
00:36:43Yes
00:36:51It's fine
00:36:53Good because I've talked to our budget office and they they're willing to double Raymond's disbursement so you could hire a nurse
00:36:58How does that sound?
00:37:00I'll have to discuss it with Raymond. I'd rather my husband
00:37:03Well, we'd love Raymond to come down this weekend
00:37:06What I know it's short notice, but we're having a conference and it'd be an ideal opportunity for Raymond to meet everyone
00:37:12I'll get back to you
00:37:21You sent them the essay
00:37:32You didn't have to let me keep working on it like some idiot when they already had it
00:37:36You were so stubborn about working on it. I just thought you enjoyed it
00:37:40Oh what indulge your poor bedridden mother
00:37:46What they say
00:37:49They're gonna give you some more money so we can hire a nurse they want you to go down this weekend. Oh
00:37:56Yes, yes, I guess they must have liked it quite a bit I'm not surprised you're a good writer
00:38:02Oh god, this is fantastic. Isn't it? Just just when you think there's no solution. Bam. You got what you wanted. I'm happy for you
00:38:10I
00:38:11Guess it's it's kind of late to get a nurse by this weekend, isn't it?
00:38:14Hey, maybe we could get aunt Helen to come for the weekend
00:38:20Be that bad
00:38:24You get your crutches soon, right? Yeah, be more mobile you'd be flying around here. Maybe you could even go back to work early
00:38:31I
00:38:38Guess I better start packing. Yep
00:38:44No, I'll call her
00:38:49Do you need anything vodka tonic you got
00:39:01I
00:39:15Don't think I'll be seeing you again I can go to Washington they give me more money I can go
00:39:22Which one do you like to work on which one do I like? Yeah, what's your main interest? I have no idea
00:39:28That's weird, why is it weird? I don't know. I just thought you'd have a real passion for something. I
00:39:35Think I like organ transplants. Was that what you wrote about? No, I wrote about children with AIDS
00:39:40How come?
00:39:41Cuz that's what people say the future is
00:39:58I
00:40:12Just I don't want to do anything you're not comfortable with I think I'm pretty comfortable with this
00:40:23Do you know your lips are moving
00:40:29I
00:40:41Can I ask you something what are you attracted to me?
00:40:49Are you relaxed I am relaxed. Can you stop talking, please?
00:40:59I
00:41:07Do you have a girlfriend back at school or something? No, why because I think you're holding back for some reason I'm not
00:41:17Are you gay
00:41:19What?
00:41:20It's totally cool with me because there's no judging sexual preference. What are you talking about? I'm just saying it's not an issue with me
00:41:28I
00:41:30What are you so nervous about
00:41:32I'm not nervous. Uh, I'm saying I read a lot about gender politics and I'm totally comfortable with whatever. I'm not nervous
00:41:39Will you shut up, please?
00:41:40Don't tell me to shut up
00:41:43I'm sorry
00:41:46You do this you just keep talking
00:41:58I
00:42:28Wait
00:42:30What are you doing
00:42:33What you don't have to rape me to prove something my god
00:42:44I knew we shouldn't have done this you wait young
00:42:58You
00:43:18Farmer's cheese is very good for the bone
00:43:21loaded with calcium to hasten
00:43:23ossification
00:43:25Pineapple gives you acid to aid digestion
00:43:28You probably have no idea what your own cousins are up to do you
00:43:32Not really
00:43:34Richard's a bond trader just bought a second home in Rhode Island
00:43:39Kathy's a chiropractor in Rochester
00:43:43You should visit them. I
00:43:45Don't get up to Rochester very often
00:43:48You could always call
00:43:51Just pick up the phone
00:43:53We were never very close
00:43:55Family's our greatest asset, but you'll find that out as you get older
00:44:16Got the groceries and water the garden change the shower curtain and
00:44:22Helen's also with house and dog. She has a list of nurses. She's gonna call so everything's pretty much under control
00:44:31Why
00:44:46Got a phone call from your little friend's father
00:44:50Who dr. Peck, that's his name, isn't it?
00:44:57Tony's father call
00:45:01He said you got too rough with his daughter
00:45:05He wanted to know if he'd ever seen a shrink and then there was some ridiculous comment about the state of your sexual
00:45:10Identity now, we don't have to talk about it, but I think it might be a good idea
00:45:13Oh
00:45:22That's not what your bones would say we're having a private conversation. Oh, I could take it. Oh, it's all right
00:45:28It's all right. Just leave it. I'll clean it up. You want to leave us alone now?
00:45:32Now Raymond is supposed to be at the train at 6 o'clock. Is that correct fine?
00:45:39You know Tom doesn't think I'm a very good driver
00:45:41I haven't had an accident in 30 years once someone bumped into me at a stop sign
00:45:46But it wasn't my fault and every time Tom brings it up and Helen
00:45:51No need to shout
00:45:53I
00:46:07Can't believe a little bitch talk to her father. Hey, well, why did she do it? I
00:46:13Told you to watch who you fool around with or there would be problems. Why is it so goddamn complicated?
00:46:18It's not exactly a physics problem. Raymond may as well be
00:46:24Look some girls just don't know what they want
00:46:32There are times for everybody when sex is awkward
00:46:37You just can't force yourself on anyone I didn't
00:46:41Apparently she thinks you did but I didn't then why does she think you did?
00:46:47Look you're sitting like this, okay
00:46:51And we're just talking and and it got really quiet and she was staring at me and so I figured
00:46:59She wants me to kiss her, right?
00:47:02so I did and
00:47:05First of all, her lips were moving. They weren't moving at all. No
00:47:09Okay, so fine, so I was really careful and I went really slow
00:47:15Really slow
00:47:18But then she starts asking me what's wrong with me and am I attracted to her and am I gay
00:47:26for God's sake
00:47:30Okay, so fine so I went faster and and I was I was just I just kissed her harder and I was I
00:47:38was touching her harder and like this and
00:47:42She freaked out
00:47:45You touched her like that
00:47:47Like what that was pretty hard. That's hard
00:47:53That's hard, isn't it?
00:48:01You have to be gentle Raymond come on, you know how to be gentle
00:48:16I
00:48:18Feel her skin
00:48:23Touch her hair
00:48:39I don't think she should have talked to her father. I called your names
00:48:46You
00:48:49Better get to bed. I've got an early train
00:49:15I
00:49:39Used to
00:49:42Can't sleep
00:49:44You're just nervous
00:50:15All right, why not
00:50:21She keeps bringing me this goddamn cheese and I keep eating
00:50:44I
00:51:14I
00:51:44I
00:52:14I
00:52:44Want you to be very
00:52:54We should both notice
00:53:14I
00:53:44I
00:54:14I
00:54:44I
00:55:14I
00:55:30I'm sure he's around somewhere
00:55:45You
00:56:07Good morning
00:56:14Everything all right
00:56:24It's a matter of family don't lock the door
00:56:34Where in the world have you been that's your shoes
00:56:44I
00:57:10Isn't anyone gonna answer the phone
00:57:14Oh
00:57:22What a surprise to hear from you
00:57:39What's going on Ray nobody answers the damn phone
00:57:43Listen Ray, I'm in real trouble here. I need some very important samples
00:57:48You go in my office. They're behind the desk. They're on the floor sample tapes called how to project a power image
00:58:02Why don't you come home and pick up the samples yourself because I'm a danger of losing a major account
00:58:07How many times have I told you to take a complete step on each trip?
00:58:12You ran your business, right? You wouldn't have to travel all the time. Would you make the money let other people travel for them?
00:58:19What's the matter with traveling Susan? I like to travel
00:58:26Dad
00:58:34Shit
00:58:38Yes
00:58:40God you gotta find him, right?
00:58:43Did you hear me? Yes
00:58:45You haven't touched the car. Have you?
00:58:48How about the dog you taking good care of him?
00:58:51The dog seems fine
00:58:53How about the teeth?
00:58:55What?
00:58:59No
00:59:01Please find the sample tray. I can't find him. Well, you've got to I'll hold
00:59:11I
00:59:21Don't out. Well, as long as you're here, you can help me take your mother to her doctor's appointment you take her
00:59:28I wasn't gonna be here at all. Was it but you are we certainly could use your help
00:59:33I'm sure you can manage
00:59:37I don't have a girl to see Helen
00:59:41Can you do me a favor?
00:59:43Shut your big fat mouth for once
00:59:46Helen Helen wait, I'm sorry. Okay, please don't go. Just give me one second Helen. I'm sorry
00:59:55Didn't mean it you said I had a fat mouth
01:00:10I
01:00:40I
01:01:11I
01:01:27Have to get ready for my appointment
01:01:40I
01:01:57What happened to your skin that's such lovely skin and you've rubbed it raw do me a favor. Don't worry about it. Okay
01:02:04How do you expect me to get to town call a taxi
01:02:10I don't want to call a taxi
01:02:12I
01:02:42I
01:02:47Walter how's it going? I thought you'd like to know I saw your dog head into the woods behind my house
01:02:53All right, Raymond. I'll get him later. But right now we're late for an appointment
01:02:57Taking good care of your mother Raymond
01:03:02We really have to go okay Walter you tell your dad he should slow down stop it
01:03:07I
01:03:15Get my crutches today
01:03:18We've been shopping for shoes. You know what? That's like
01:03:22See as picky as Raymond. What do you think?
01:03:26Fiat is Wade wear sneakers all year round, but he is not about to wear sneakers to his sister's wedding
01:03:33Don't I know it?
01:03:35Strictly into that horrendous grunge thing
01:03:40Kind of shoes do you like to see on a guy friend?
01:03:44Friend, I'm sure you have a preference mrs. Gibson to you
01:03:51You know, I got a funny story about shoes to lower your voice I
01:03:58Was at Jones Beach right and this short chunky guy with pale white skin comes walking down the beach
01:04:04He's wearing a bathing suit
01:04:06black socks and black shoes
01:04:09And he's got the biggest damn feet that I've ever seen in my whole entire life. I mean their gunboats Raymond
01:04:16And he walks over and he sits down between these two beautiful girls and bikinis, right?
01:04:22So I'm thinking there's got to be some correlation here between shoe size. All right, that's enough
01:04:28I think you know what? I mean? Mr. Donnelly, dr. Marcus will see you now
01:04:42Now try and move around every day, all right, okay healing process needs a little help
01:04:48You should have picked these crutches up a week ago Raymond, but apparently your mother likes to spend much of a time in the horizontal position
01:04:57Oh God, what did I just say?
01:05:04Pointers with legs as pretty as yours. I'd hate to see this break heel in a bad way you stop it Roger
01:05:10Say mom was just telling me about that internship
01:05:14He's very impressed Raymond, you know, I'd be glad to write a general letter of recommendation for any of your endeavors
01:05:20Is that great? I remember when I was in your shoes. I got a great story about shoes Raymond will call you this week
01:05:28What was that ridiculous business with the shoes for God's sake stop calling her Fran
01:05:39Yes, she has a cast on her leg, would you know any place that would have someone who could start either today or tomorrow
01:05:52I'd like to go this weekend before you insulted your aunt
01:05:58I
01:05:59Wouldn't be here at all. If you hadn't taken those pills
01:06:03Then don't tell me that I missed my train because I insulted in Helen cuz it's bullshit
01:06:11Just tell your father every goddamn detail about what we did I
01:06:15Was mad at you
01:06:17He called my mother
01:06:20You're right, I shouldn't have told him then why did you
01:06:23Because you got so rough
01:06:26You didn't like anything that I did I thought you were being weird weird what is weird tell me what weird is
01:06:32How many people have you kissed?
01:06:35Look I'm sorry if I made you feel like there's something I'm sorry, too. I'm very sorry
01:06:40But there's nothing wrong with me
01:06:42Okay, but there's something completely wrong with you
01:06:44If you have to run home and tell your father God knows what about what happened between you and me scared. Okay?
01:06:55Thought you were supposed to be in Washington my aunt couldn't stay what are you gonna do?
01:07:25I
01:07:56I
01:08:21Maybe could just sit and talk for a while
01:08:25I
01:08:37Never think about that
01:08:40No, never thought about it
01:08:44Maybe once
01:08:46Phil oaks hung himself with a belt over a door
01:08:50He made a loop in the belt
01:08:52And put the other end of the belt over the top of the door and then he closed
01:09:01So when do you think you'll leave as soon as we get a nurse maybe we get together before then
01:09:22I
01:09:52I
01:09:59Was it going right? What are you doing here? I live here don't I?
01:10:08So you leave your mother alone for half the night no three o'clock in the morning
01:10:15I don't know
01:10:20Was it an emergency I
01:10:23Assume that it was an emergency because that's the only reason that you'd use my car. I
01:10:33Found out Helen was here. I thought that was pretty interesting. I
01:10:38I don't like to have her in my house. I know and what the hell was she doing?
01:10:48So I could go to Washington, sorry, I didn't catch that so I could go to Washington. Oh, that's just wonderful, right?
01:10:55Leave your mother with my psychotic sister. What the hell do you care? Just look out for number one, right? Oh
01:11:03And
01:11:06Look what I found I swear to God I couldn't find him now
01:11:10I have to fly back there first thing in the morning. He came back just for those. These are what pay the bills around here
01:11:20Now I think we have a very disturbing matter to discuss
01:11:27Frank
01:11:33I
01:11:46Move a car. Oh gave me that dog
01:11:52He'd gone to Australia to sell the discount chains
01:11:58Fell in love with these pups
01:12:02I
01:12:08Know you and your mother don't think much of my work
01:12:13It's not true, come on Ray I know this score
01:12:18We just wish that you didn't have to travel so what it's the name of the game in sales
01:12:23You know, sometimes I think I miss not seeing more of what's going on with you
01:12:37This trip has been a disaster so far. I don't know what the fuck is happening to the video market
01:12:43This trip has been a disaster so far. I don't know what the fuck is happening to the video market
01:12:56I don't think I can afford next year's tuition rate with or without the loans and the scholarships
01:13:05Now you spend a year at home you can spend a year we work together we make some money
01:13:14And you go back to school
01:13:17I have a problem with that. Can we talk about this, please?
01:13:22Sure, you can talk about it. Okay, I
01:13:29Just
01:13:37Frankie
01:13:38Come on boy, come on, and here's my boy. Hey, where you been? Oh, where you been? You little rascal
01:13:46Oh
01:14:05How's the leg still sore
01:14:16I
01:14:20Saw me up most nights
01:14:46I
01:15:16Come on
01:15:22What was your idea
01:15:26If he came on with me as a salesman I could double what I'm doing now
01:15:38Okay, I don't have any problem with that
01:15:41Why can't he be a salesman now and a doctor later? He's young
01:15:46I
01:15:51Gotta be some way for him to get back to school. I
01:15:56Gladly show you the numbers. They just don't add up
01:16:16I
01:16:22What are you doing here I want to talk to you
01:16:27This is a bad time
01:16:29Why can't I come to your house? Is it because I'm too young? No, of course not
01:16:35Look can we talk later?
01:16:38I'm tuck now. Show me a room
01:16:41My mother's sleeping
01:16:46I
01:17:17I
01:17:22Asked you not to do this
01:17:25anything
01:17:26Shouldn't you be at home studying for the SATs or something? I don't see why Raymond can't have me over to his house
01:17:33Raymond can have you over to his house. Raymond just can't fuck you in his house
01:17:37I though I don't know what he'd want to after all the trouble you've caused. That's enough. She's leaving
01:17:42Let's see how you can have so much inappropriate control of his life
01:17:47This are you like things a little baby cycle babble
01:17:57I'm sorry. I'm sorry
01:17:59I
01:18:10Make you sick. Thank you for talking to me like that. Thank you
01:18:29Ah
01:18:59I
01:19:22Get it
01:19:25Mrs. I belly. Yes. Did you do this to my daughter?
01:19:30Let's get one thing straight. Your daughter was in my son's room with her shirt off. I'm not concerned about the sex
01:19:38Why are psychologists always such permissive parents Tony and I have talked about sex. I'm confident. She knows what she's doing
01:19:44You realize you could be facing a lawsuit. Mrs. I belly. Oh
01:19:49Sue you must be kidding. You assaulted my daughter
01:19:55Well, that would make the summer complete then I
01:19:58Break my leg Tom goes on another business trip
01:20:02Raymond skips his internship. I find these two humping in my house. And now you're telling me that I'm looking at a lawsuit
01:20:07I'm not here to discuss your personal problems. Oh
01:20:11What would you like to discuss?
01:20:14What do you think I'm some kind of monster I
01:20:17I
01:20:20Know I lost my temper, but I'm not a very happy woman right now. And if that's a crime then go ahead and sue me
01:20:28I'm sorry. I hit your daughter
01:20:31But it was an accident. I was angry at Raymond
01:20:36She stepped in the way I
01:20:41Never intended to hurt her wait in here
01:20:47I
01:20:52Was sorry my doctor has me on so much medication, I don't know whether I'm coming or going
01:21:10What kind of medication
01:21:13I
01:21:16Never sit for the pain in my leg Zoloft for depression
01:21:31Are you okay cornea is scratched
01:21:43I'm sorry. I
01:21:47Told you not to come over here
01:21:52Don't you even care what happened to me
01:21:55Who gave you the Zoloft? I am D. Do you have an analyst?
01:22:02You think that's worthwhile
01:22:05Oh
01:22:10You're a psychiatrist that was a stupid question
01:22:15I'm sorry. I haven't offered you anything to drink. I still be fine. So what did you do when I left? What did you say to her?
01:22:28Getting a little tired of your evasiveness
01:22:31Sounds like you're alone a lot alone a great deal of the time
01:22:37You were probably jealous of Tony and Ray
01:22:43Maybe you're right
01:22:48What did you say your first name was doctor
01:22:53Go home
01:22:55American go home
01:23:09No, actually it's quite common we're old and over the hill they're young and just starting who wouldn't be jealous
01:23:18Take care now, don't forget to bring me that doctor's bill
01:23:26I'm certainly a nice man
01:23:36Why didn't you tell me about him, I don't know
01:23:40Well, he's coming to dinner with Tony
01:23:44No, he's not
01:23:46We haven't had company in ages. It could be just what we need to pick us up. Are you out of your mind?
01:23:53Don't start acting like your father
01:23:56There's nothing wrong with wanting to have people over
01:24:00Does it occur to you that this might not be the best time to start entertaining again? I don't see why not
01:24:10What are you doing we'll see how dad feels about all this don't do it
01:24:19You
01:24:24Won't believe you. All right, you know two seconds. I'll take care of it
01:24:33Hello
01:24:35I'm in a meeting right?
01:24:38Are you nuts? I just got back to Seattle. It's an emergency
01:24:44What's the big emergency
01:24:46Is it your mother yes, is she okay
01:24:51No, she's not. Okay. Stop playing around Ray what happened? I can't stay here all year. I can't even stay here another day
01:24:59I
01:25:12Still can't afford school next year. I know that that don't try anything dramatic because it won't work
01:25:19I don't care where I go, but I can't stay here
01:25:24Why?
01:25:26We're sleeping together
01:25:30Who
01:25:38I'm sorry. Would you excuse me for a second? This is just a little family matter
01:25:50I want to talk to your mother
01:25:52Because I'm gonna find out what the fuck is going on in my house. That's why I'm telling you what's going on
01:25:58Your mother wouldn't do something that's sick
01:26:01but I would I
01:26:03Don't know what you're capable of Ray, but I've been married to your mother for over 20 years. I
01:26:09Don't believe it. Hello
01:26:17Why I
01:26:18Don't even want to repeat what he just said
01:26:21Look, he's very upset about having to stay here. She's
01:26:25Ray what is the matter with you? This is crazy
01:26:31Tell him the truth, would you hang up so I can talk to your father? No, tell him the truth
01:26:38Yeah
01:26:40I'll call you later. I
01:26:42Really don't need this. She has a birthmark on her ass dad, doesn't she watch your mouth Raymond?
01:26:48The birthmark is shaped like a shopping cart, isn't it?
01:26:52Oh, what the hell was he doing in the shower
01:26:57Wasn't just a shower day enough Raymond. I said, let me call you later. Can you take care of this get him some help? I
01:27:05Really don't need this now. Things are going very badly. I'm in a real crisis here, honey. Don't worry about it
01:27:12I'll call you right back. Don't hang up dad
01:27:21Come on Tom, we haven't got all day. Hey, I'm done. I'm with you listen
01:27:51I
01:28:21You
01:28:52You
01:29:11Hamburgers are ready. Come on before they get cold
01:29:22Raymond I went to the trouble to make this. Would you please get out here and eat it?
01:29:30Can I do anything around here
01:29:42What's this belt doing sticking out of the door
01:29:51Oh
01:30:12Stop it
01:30:21Oh
01:30:51I
01:31:03Spoke to Curtis and he says he's sorry, too
01:31:08What are you doing
01:31:11Choking my mother
01:31:14Then I guess you better go to the house, huh
01:31:22Oh
01:31:29First you take a hyperbolic paraboloid in a cone and the paraboloid intersects the top of the cone, right?
01:31:37Now you try and find the volume of the solid bounded by the app and the parabola
01:31:47Or it's done theme
01:31:51I
01:32:21Need my
01:32:51Just to be
01:33:21Oh
01:33:31Hey
01:33:33Raymond
01:33:34Raymond
01:33:35Where is he?
01:33:39Raymond
01:33:43Can't climb down these fucking clothes and what are we gonna do if you can hear us yell
01:33:47We gotta go call the cops
01:34:17I
01:34:47I
01:35:17I
01:35:48In spite of me, thanks a lot. What the fuck happened to you?
01:35:57What no quarry
01:36:02All right
01:36:07To have been a step up
01:36:18And I know
01:36:29In spite of me
01:36:36Late last night. I saw you
01:36:41See
01:36:43It's so cool
01:36:46A long time
01:36:52Those kind of thoughts
01:37:15I
01:37:40Told the stranger
01:37:46I
01:37:51Always knew you would succeed
01:38:01In spite of me
01:38:03I
01:38:20Do have been a step up
01:38:25Proud to be a part of your illustrious career, and I know
01:38:33You did it all
01:38:41In spite of me
01:38:48Late last night
01:38:54See
01:39:03Man those kind of thoughts