Runners | movie | 2007 | Official Trailer

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Transcript
00:00So, what's your movie about?
00:05What's it about? What's it about?
00:10Well, it's about runners in a production company.
00:13You know, they struggle running around fetching tea and coffee for producers that don't care about them and treat them like shit.
00:20But it's fun.
00:22Well, funny things happen to the main character.
00:26You know, he's always in trouble with his girlfriend and just life in general.
00:33What?
00:36Look, Steve, you need to think about your poor public.
00:40I'm not saying yours is a bad movie.
00:42What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is the audience wants to know what your movie's about.
00:47Think of a movie trailer.
00:49A movie trailer?
00:51Yes, a movie trailer.
00:53Imagine if you had to make a movie trailer, how would you make it?
01:01I have no idea.
01:03I can tell you how I won't do it.
01:05You know these trailers that start off with that voice?
01:07In a world where one man, one desire.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Well, for starters, I wouldn't make a trailer like that.
01:14What?
01:15Don't you reckon it just sounds way too lame and overdramatic?
01:19People don't buy that anymore.
01:25Not that, yeah.
01:29What should I say?
01:33How about...
01:35In a world dominated by production companies and evil producers,
01:39only one maverick group of bravehearts stands against them in a fight to the last frothy latte.
01:46And then I could add,
01:48Runners, comedy movie of the year.
01:51If you don't laugh, you don't have a mouth.
01:54It's beautiful.
01:55No, no.
01:56That was good, that was solid.
01:58You can make a good movie.
02:00You can be a good director.
02:01You should be an actor.
02:02Write, direct, the whole lot.
02:03All you.
02:04Produce.
02:05Sound guy.
02:06Do the lot.
02:07Make you be your own runner.
02:08One.
02:09One audience member.
02:10So far, at least one.
02:12You, you and me, because you'll watch it.
02:14It's two.
02:15Bugger off.
02:16No, I'm serious.
02:17Sure.
02:20You liked it, huh?
02:23Most of it.
02:27Time to work.
02:37Hello, kitchen.
02:38George speaking.
02:40Yes, three skinny cappuccinos.
02:42Yep, four decaf lattes.
02:44Five hot chocs with two caramel and three with marshmallow.
02:49Yes, they come with a biscuit.
02:51No, I can take the chocolate chips out of the biscuit if you'd like that.
02:54Yeah.
02:55No, it won't be five minutes.
02:57Oh, no.
02:58Five minutes.
02:59Five minutes is probably too long.
03:00Where are you?
03:01You at the top level?
03:02No worries.
03:03I can get my friend to run them up to you if you like.
03:05He's been trying to get his legs into shape anyways.
03:08Yep, sure.
03:09No worries.
03:10Three and a half minutes.
03:11Top level.
03:12Only ten floors.
03:14Fucking hell.
03:17In a world dominated by production companies and evil producers,
03:21only one maverick group of bravehearts stands against them
03:25in a fight to the last for a frothy latte.
03:28Runners.
03:29Comedy movie of the year.
03:31If you don't laugh, you don't have a mouth.