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00:00:00I would touch her with a 1,000-foot pole. Only in your dreams would you have a 1,000-foot pole.
00:00:07Some call it desperate. I call it enthusiastic.
00:00:11There you go.
00:00:13Aw, love you too, Sketch.
00:00:17I mean, I've said before, Sketch is fucking gorgeous.
00:00:20Oh yeah, he is.
00:00:22I was waiting for my afro to grow out. Again.
00:00:25Yay.
00:00:27Why do you keep shaving it?
00:00:30Because, your boy needs to reset every now and then.
00:00:34It's just further proof they do genuinely want to fuck you, albeit in an extremely fucked up way.
00:00:37See, they only want to rape me because then they can deny that it was about actually wanting to have sex with me.
00:00:44Oh, it's about punishing her!
00:00:47That's all it is. It's possible deniability.
00:00:49With your penis, though.
00:00:52Of all the things you chose, to punish her with that?
00:01:00I mean, let's be honest.
00:01:03If they tried that, it would be very easy to screw with them.
00:01:09Haha, screw with them. I get it.
00:01:13It's like, I don't know.
00:01:15They probably say something cliche like, just let it happen, it'll be over soon.
00:01:19And I'd just be like, oh, are you actually doing something back there? I couldn't feel.
00:01:22I'd just go, is it in yet?
00:01:25It's like that old Gatorade slogan, is it in you?
00:01:32Lesbianist.
00:01:34Do your streams have ratings? I think my streams are age rated by default.
00:01:39I don't actually know, though.
00:01:41And I'm afraid to check.
00:01:43Ah, well, who cares.
00:01:46It's just further proof they do genuinely want to fuck me.
00:01:52It's like, aww.
00:01:54Maybe, you know what, they want to fuck me because I'm easy and they can't get a date to save their life.
00:02:00Sounds about right.
00:02:02Sorry, I just don't find Nazis attractive.
00:02:08Yeah, it's just...
00:02:10Maybe try and score a victory for the proletariat.
00:02:14Aw, man.
00:02:15I remember there's a movie that Kevin Hart did with Will Ferrell, right?
00:02:18And the premise is that Will Ferrell's character got framed for a Ponzi scheme.
00:02:24I saw that in theaters.
00:02:26He thinks that because Kevin Hart's character is black and he's been to jail,
00:02:31and he wants to pay him to teach him how to be tough for jail.
00:02:35So Kevin Hart has to pretend that he's this big, drawn thug and teach him about prison life.
00:02:40And I forgot how they ended up here.
00:02:42There was a point where they infiltrated a neo-Nazi rally in a barn or some shit.
00:02:48And then they end up getting chased by the Nazis.
00:02:51And then some topless lady jumps on the hood of their car.
00:02:55And then Kevin Hart screams,
00:02:56Ah! Nazi titties!
00:03:03That whole movie is worth watching just for that.
00:03:07Just for that line.
00:03:09Oh, you know what it is?
00:03:10It's like when your mom says the boy pulls your hair because he liked you in school, but worse.
00:03:17Lily confirmed as communist.
00:03:19Lily confirmed for communist.
00:03:22That's ridiculous.
00:03:23Death to the Nazis!
00:03:25That's ridiculous.
00:03:26Death to the capitalist pigs!
00:03:27Sorry, what?
00:03:28Lily, peep the approval queue in the chat.
00:03:30Someone made a very unfortunate typo.
00:03:33Oh!
00:03:35Oh, God!
00:03:36Oh, no!
00:03:38Oh, God!
00:03:39Oh, that's the worst!
00:03:41That's the worst!
00:03:42The letter B.
00:03:43Oh, no!
00:03:44The letter B is right next to the letter N on the keyboard.
00:03:47Oh, no!
00:03:50Oh, no!
00:03:51I love how the spam filters filtered out the word dicks and also spared that guy from total humiliation.
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe the chat would have caught that, too.
00:04:03Okay, so, yeah, somebody's actually on Kiwi Farms.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:12I can't see what you're saying with that, so I'm just going to take your word for it.
00:04:15Someone asked what the movie was called.
00:04:17No fucking lie, the movie is called Get Hard.
00:04:19Yep.
00:04:20And, yes, they do make a pun about the movie's title in the movie.
00:04:25Yep.
00:04:28It doesn't happen until the very end of it, so I'm proud of them.
00:04:31We ain't in the capturing business.
00:04:32We in the Nazi-killing business.
00:04:37Oh, my God.
00:04:38Look, sorry, Kiwi Farms, but I just don't do pity fucks.
00:04:43Someone would be like, explain Sketchy and Zane.
00:04:44I genuinely like them.
00:04:46Oh, pity.
00:04:47You said pity.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:50What do you think I said?
00:04:51Nothing.
00:04:52No, go on.
00:04:53What do you think I said?
00:04:54I mean, we're already talking about what a great big whore I am, so what did you say?
00:04:57Another word that ends with iddy but doesn't start with P.
00:05:00Oh, just fucking say it.
00:05:01Titty.
00:05:02Yeah, I don't have big...
00:05:03My boobs aren't big enough for that.
00:05:05Nah.
00:05:09I'm part of the iddy bitty titty committee.
00:05:11Same.
00:05:13Your titties are fine.
00:05:15Ah, how would you know?
00:05:16Oh, wait.
00:05:19Oh, this cabin's cozy.
00:05:21It's like the force.
00:05:24The breast force.
00:05:26You just feel it.
00:05:29Boom.
00:05:32Zane just really wants a blowjob.
00:05:36Nah, I just want physical contact.
00:05:38I mean, that's not different.
00:05:42That's not different.
00:05:43Same shit.
00:05:44I'll be right back.
00:05:54Let me see.
00:05:56I've been watching a lot more Black-ish lately.
00:05:58How is it?
00:06:01I mean, I didn't stop watching it because I didn't like it.
00:06:03There was just other shit coming on at the time.
00:06:05So I was like, oh, yeah.
00:06:07So now, okay.
00:06:09So the movie's...
00:06:10The show's about a family of one, two, three, four, five, six.
00:06:12Eventually seven, because they have a child in season three.
00:06:15And the oldest daughter ends up going to college after season four.
00:06:20So she had her own spinoff called Grown-ish.
00:06:23And now there's going to be a prequel spinoff called Mixed-ish
00:06:25about the mom when she was a teenager.
00:06:29Huh.
00:06:30And I was like, oh, they finally made a TV show about my mother.
00:06:32Oh, I saw that.
00:06:36Although, I really could do a video about the whole...
00:06:40Once I start watching the episodes of all three shows,
00:06:42but I haven't seen a single episode of Grown-ish yet,
00:06:44and Mixed-ish isn't even out.
00:06:46I could definitely do a video essay about all three,
00:06:49and yeah, I can see how some people could think it's milking,
00:06:52but at the same time, it gets more black faces on TV,
00:06:55and it's more opportunities for representation.
00:06:57So I can't really knock them for that.
00:07:00And Black-ish, at least, is still funny as shit.
00:07:10Plus, I mean, even in the trailer,
00:07:13you can tell that it's not just going to be milking the franchise,
00:07:16because being mixed race in the 80s
00:07:19was kind of like the odd person out.
00:07:22She says it pretty accurately in the trailer.
00:07:27Mixed kids these days can look up to rappers like Drake,
00:07:31athletes like Colin Kaepernick,
00:07:33actresses like Halle Berry.
00:07:35You know who we had in the 80s?
00:07:37DeBarge.
00:07:38Who?
00:07:39Exactly.
00:07:40Like, we didn't really get that many biracial icons in media
00:07:49until, like, the 90s.
00:07:51But we got a lot of those.
00:08:11So what's it like being that sketchy?
00:08:15Well, I can't get shot by the cops anymore.
00:08:18The kids in the 70s have fat Albert. I'm talking about oh, oh my god. They posted the thing
00:08:22It's like is it acceptable to tell Nazis killed himself killed themselves?
00:08:24Oh, I'll do it anyway now according to this website a Canadian law
00:08:27Counseling or aiding suicide anyone is guilty of an indictable offense and liable to imprisonment for a term of not more than 14 years
00:08:31Who whether suicide is used or not?
00:08:33Counsel's a person to die by suicide or a bets a person in dying by suicide or aids a person to die by suicide
00:08:38I mean, this isn't me. I'm aiding someone to die by suicide
00:08:40This is me saying I'm going to and asking if it's acceptable
00:08:43Do a vet means to encourage it assists do something wrong in particular to commit a crime like I'm not name-dropping anyone
00:08:49Anyone specific and like here's the thing. I
00:08:52Mean, I suppose I suppose that one person but if they want to call the police they could identify themselves
00:08:58I'm not a lawyer or anything. I can tell me like it makes suicide being illegal in Canada
00:09:02It's unlikely actually happened
00:09:03But it would admittedly be incredibly hilarious if Lily got taken to court for telling some alleged enough to kill themselves
00:09:07I mean if you hey, hey, if you guys want to ID yourselves, I'm more than fine with that
00:09:12If you have the funds for a lawyer, oh
00:09:16Yeah, you guys want to hear the funny at the fucking funniest thing
00:09:20Patch tried to yeah anything any sense that starts with patch. It's like, oh great. It's gonna be good
00:09:26I'll speak you know, which I hope that person who signed up the Kiwi farms to troll to troll people didn't use their actual email
00:09:30Address. Oh, I hope not
00:09:37Either that I have to migrate
00:09:39Oh
00:09:43Wait, that was you
00:09:52Time to be
00:09:55Kiwi farms. Yeah, I guess there are better things to do. Like I mean you have to have like a real job and stuff and shit
00:10:02Yeah
00:10:06My own shit to deal with
00:10:10Right, so patch basically tried to sneakily behind my back accuse me of forcing them to draw my puppet being fucked by some kind of canine
00:10:18Didn't provide any action didn't provide any actual image because you know, this is a spur-of-the-moment
00:10:22This is clearly a spur-of-the-moment thing did it behind? You know by people, you know, basically in private through DMS and
00:10:29Then that per the person that they told eventually like ran to it for Kiwi farms and patch was so fucking pissed about that
00:10:36Yeah
00:10:37They were and the thing is it wasn't like this was some kind of rumor
00:10:40They specifically name-dropped patch as the person starting the rumor
00:10:47Fucking pissed about it and like had to take a fucking I hate us for YouTube. It's like instant karma
00:10:52Like a patch you stupid fuck quit trying to tell bullshit lies about me
00:10:59Don't you love a self-owned like that
00:11:02Mm-hmm go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick suck a dick suck a huge or small dick
00:11:08lol bypass
00:11:11Sorry about the silence. I was busy shaking my head and that requires a lot of effort
00:11:24Yeah, it's probably a good idea not to do that like don't go to Kiwi farms to troll them
00:11:32Oh, it's a great stuff. I'd rather get fucked by a cactus before taking any of y'all's 0.5 inch dicks
00:11:37Everyone a single fire line bullets are expensive and not the heads very soft last night checks up
00:11:42Oh, yeah, by the way guys the admins of that site could very easily get your IP address. So use a VPN
00:11:49Number one was this recent about a month ago or so
00:11:54Conveniently it came out around and like patch patch started doing this around the same time the proj area chips going down
00:12:01I
00:12:04Really have been that long since the proj area should happen, huh? Didn't yet didn't say anything publicly which is fucking great. I
00:12:10Have a suspicion silly bunny is orchard right after devils and it revealed the entire server that this user joined and is only posted. Oh
00:12:20Yeah out of all the people watching the stream right now, yeah this absolutely muh, oh, yeah, this absolutely must be must be me, okay
00:12:31Yeah, all right. Yeah, I think this person should probably stop cuz they're gonna get themselves in trouble
00:12:36Yeah, I mean that like this name is gonna get added to added to to the fuck to the list of pseudonyms
00:12:42Up there right there with right up there with Casey and old friends
00:12:46I don't talk about anymore and some random person who just made edits to my TV terms page like that was up on my thing
00:12:51for a while and I
00:12:52Have a suspicion. This person is a is orchard
00:12:54Yeah, any person comes in and doesn't align with a group think it must be orchard guys
00:12:58The person's posting while I'm playing Breath of the Wild
00:13:01How fucking guys I have a fucking alibi. How fucking desperate are you you guys didn't I guarantee you I
00:13:10Guarantee that if I didn't have a like a presence prior to us being friends people would have said that I was an alias
00:13:16Too Oh people people have said that and still say that people say that people say that Lily is Lily
00:13:21I'm Lily people say that Lizzie is an alias
00:13:24Huh
00:13:26People say that that carousel and the killer is our aliases anybody who speaks positive about positively about about me in any way
00:13:32Or just doesn't go along with the fucking with the group thing is automatically an alias
00:13:37We all have previous internet like like presences and we're talking with you right now
00:13:41That's that's that like that's the thing though
00:13:43These people are delusional the delusional and they will take anything they fucking can to John
00:13:47You know in order to make themselves feel better
00:13:49It's not that it's not that how many people are in this are in the stream right now
00:13:53I'm gonna it's not that a hundred and twenty six people are mocking them on mass. No can never be that
00:14:00See because like my charger in the car
00:14:03um, I
00:14:05Don't see how anyone will willingly want to be a black a straight black man in America
00:14:09So why would I be an alias a gay black man?
00:14:14Straight
00:14:15No, like that's someone who would want to be a straight black man in America a gay black man. I
00:14:19Mean it's not that much better because to the police is still black
00:14:25Black woman
00:14:29I mean at least at least in that case you could probably join the fucking GOP and make a living selling your soul
00:14:35Yeah facts I'm a lily alias you're a lily alias everyone's a lily alias
00:14:41What kind of food do you take me for?
00:14:43She's really she's really
00:14:46Person said this is called Malik the prison guard as it turns out
00:14:49I have a confession to make Malik the prison guard has been me the whole time
00:15:01What kind of food do you take me for she's Lily she's Lily you're Lily I'm Lily
00:15:05I really never Lily's I should know about
00:15:09I'm out of here
00:15:14I'm orchard. I'm orchard orchard orchard
00:15:24After you mrs. Orchard, I was speaking up
00:15:27Have I ever mentioned that like if I were ever in a position to meet Lily's parents ago? Hello, mr. And mrs. Orchard
00:15:31Wait, what that's not in it. What isn't it? Oh, I like orchard better
00:15:44I
00:15:47Only created 140 versions of myself to forge the Keyblade
00:15:58She puts the she puts the whore in Horcrux
00:16:04I'm saving that for when she gets back
00:16:06I
00:16:11Already spoiled a fucking joke. I'm gonna tell her and we're gonna see her reaction
00:16:18No, it's my goddamn joke and y'all know I'm the funniest bitch here you are funny
00:16:24Say the funny one and I'm the cute one
00:16:29I'm the brain cells one. I
00:16:32I
00:16:34Really want to get one of those a bitch juice pins those bitch juice MLP pins
00:16:41There's a sunset one harmony
00:16:51Is that Lillian
00:16:55Okay, so we're talking about how like oh you're you're even putting out your soul to different objects
00:17:01To like have different identities and shit. And so I said you put the whore in Horcrux
00:17:10One or many of someone's like wonder if any of them will attempt to grow some balls and
00:17:14Attempt to come and argue with us probably not but it'd be fun to bait me
00:17:18The screaming debate me
00:17:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, they absolutely have people's IP addresses
00:17:31I
00:17:33Damn it. No, I have I'm orchard stuck in my head. I
00:17:40Know trolling Nazis is funny. But in this case, it might actually be dangerous to do so
00:17:44Like guys, I don't want you to I don't want you to get doxxed on my god
00:17:47These people are pathetic. But I mean like I have a support system you guys don't
00:17:51Like they can't like they can't they can't send deranged accusations to my employer because my employer is me
00:17:58Same
00:18:02Only Hortons. Oh
00:18:05That's great, you know as much as I talk about being a whore I really don't live up to it. Oh, that's that's a rock
00:18:14I really I mean I talked so much. I talked so much about being a cock sucking whore
00:18:18But I really don't live up to it. Hey sketchy. Can you fly up here?
00:18:25Didn't you like didn't you say you wanted to didn't you say like since obvious
00:18:28I mean you're getting like a new job down there. You're gonna be making a lot of money
00:18:30Didn't you say you wanted to fly me down there?
00:18:32Yeah, man, I remember I'll ask backwards to this places when it comes to LGBT stuff. So like nah
00:18:37Nah, how ass backwards?
00:18:40Last year was our first
00:18:43LGBT pride parade and they got picketers and vandalism
00:18:47There wasn't as much this year, but you know
00:18:50Like I mean, are there are there roving bands of thugs beating gay people with a bat?
00:18:55Not that I know of then. Yeah, I'll be fine
00:18:58All right
00:19:02I'm going to see you. I don't have to leave. I don't have to leave your house
00:19:05I mean, I'm going I'm going there to see you
00:19:06They can't like be mother there can't there can't be much more more interesting than that
00:19:09I'm like, I don't have to leave your house. I mean, I probably won't
00:19:15All right, where the fuck am I going I don't know where I'm going
00:19:23Let's pick a direction
00:19:28Let's let's go north
00:19:33Following the leader the leader the leader we're following the leader wherever he may go
00:19:40No, I got a check
00:19:41Yeah, I heard that movie
00:19:58Where did I put up? There it is. I'm a listen to Sofia Carson me. I like
00:20:24Yeah
00:20:27Me
00:20:31On who wants to be a millionaire except my lifelines are flat are flash to the audience 5050 and blow a friend
00:20:37Goodness gracious
00:20:40Let's play millionaire
00:20:45That's your favorite song sung by Sofia right now it's either
00:20:51Rendition a solo rendition of rotten to the core from descendants or
00:20:56What's the song our love is the name
00:20:59Which I just discovered yesterday and I love the music video for it
00:21:15It's dark I can't find sketchy
00:21:17Okay
00:21:22Actually watching the music video that she did for rotten to the core and
00:21:27I'm gay. I am sorry gay for Sofia. Hey
00:21:31I
00:21:43Guess it's just gonna become a rule now that I don't travel anywhere without somebody someone's without sucking someone's dick. I
00:21:50Thought of a terrible pun about you never leave me my house say it say it sketch
00:21:54Not on stream not on stream
00:21:57DM it to you
00:22:01You
00:22:15There we go everyone don't put them don't
00:22:22Oh
00:22:29Shit I could chill someone's talking shit
00:22:39That is bad, I love it, but that's bad, that's why I'm gonna take it
00:22:47Who
00:22:50I can't wait to get episode one of the of the heart gold Nuzlocke
00:22:56my
00:22:57Microphone should should be arriving tomorrow, which would give me
00:23:02Wednesday and Thursday to record
00:23:10Yeah, it's gonna become a thing now where like I travel anywhere I have to give I like I have to give oral sex
00:23:15To at least one person. I mean, it's already gonna be the case in, New York. I'll leave you all to figure out
00:23:24If it's your element then shit
00:23:29If that's your life
00:23:33I'm gonna tell you how to live your life
00:23:36Living in a hooker's paradise
00:23:40You know what I I wouldn't put it past like the lobby chat to just start developing like
00:23:43Fake a code words to talk about something and have a have everybody going what the fuck are they talking about?
00:23:52The eagle is in the birdbath I repeat the eagle is in the bird
00:24:00Stay popped everyone stay popped
00:24:07No, I'm marshmallows
00:24:14I
00:24:19Love you
00:24:23These hands ready for everyone goodness. Oh my back hurts
00:24:31How
00:24:38For some for some reason I want to buy Mikayla a ring and I don't know why
00:24:44Oh, did I like the look like the ring that like spins around
00:24:49Cuz if so, that might be why
00:24:52No, you didn't I was just sitting here thinking about how nice it would be to give you a ring
00:24:56Thank you
00:25:02Which political party would you vote for in the 2019 Canadian federal election and why probably the Liberal Party?
00:25:14I finished a script today. Oh
00:25:18Yeah, I decided to do a video regarding the new thing about the Star Wars game
00:25:26I got an excerpt if you want to hear it
00:25:29Sure, okay
00:25:31Apparently someone got it into their heads that what Star Wars needed was a more grounded experience
00:25:36This confuses me as Star Wars has always God
00:25:39Hello
00:25:43You guys stop talking over Mikayla
00:25:46Thank you. Okay, we've had an evil Empire that was millennia in the making fallen by teddy bears
00:25:52Muppets training young men in a swamp to fight magical cyborgs some of the most impractical looking vehicles and fiction just because they look cool
00:25:57Our religion that specializes almost exclusively in black and red and that's not even touching some of the crazy shit
00:26:03That's they pulled in legends over the years lest
00:26:05We forget that one character who charges horse pushes like a Kamehameha
00:26:08Star Wars isn't as an inherently goofy franchise, but that doesn't make its experiences any less
00:26:14Griffin hell KOTOR 2 is a big bowl of cynicism with its deconstructive themes of the toxicity of Jedi culture
00:26:19But at no point what I call it realistic when we have a villain who can literally eat planets and another villain whose entire shtick
00:26:25Is being too angry to die?
00:26:27Oh
00:26:39Yeah, and that's how I end the video so I guess what I'm trying to say is that Jedi fracking orifice looks in there
00:26:43I'm more hype for the onslaught expansion and Lana is still best set
00:26:47It's weird how I don't give a single shit about Star Wars and yet Jedi fallen order actually looks interesting to me
00:26:57For the folks that watch the gameplay preview, there isn't an there is an arachnophobia triggers, so yeah
00:27:06Yeah, I would like I can't remember the timestamp I wouldn't just skim
00:27:11To just find it. I can't I don't remember where it was some somewhere towards the end
00:27:17yeah, the main theme of the video is that um
00:27:20Jedi fallen order is evident of it's just another piece of evidence regarding a Disney's plan to just play it extremely
00:27:27Safe with the franchise as this game seems to be following a lot of modern gaming trends
00:27:32I mean, it looks good. It's it's perfectly good. It's perfectly serviceable and it's should not try to be anything else
00:27:37Then we know what it's trying to be
00:27:38It's just that if you um, if you prefer like a more of a spice and silliness that we've seen like legends continuity
00:27:44You might leave this a bit disappointed
00:27:48Just waiting on Nintendo's conference tomorrow
00:27:51Hmm
00:27:55Like the switch more than any other Nintendo console has gotten me to try out a lot of different Nintendo IPs that I previously
00:28:01Did not give a single shit about
00:28:11Like I never saw myself wanting to get Animal Crossing but that new 2019 game got me interested
00:28:20I'm back. Hey, I have tacos now
00:28:25Screw all that link doesn't have items. Hey guys link has capitalism
00:28:36No, I
00:28:37Twisted into an awkward position and everything started really hurting all of them and it yanked out my thing which started the connection problems
00:28:43Again, because I've been having connection problems all day
00:28:45Which started getting really annoying really fast
00:28:47Because that's why I just cut started cutting in and out for the last couple seconds
00:28:50I had to twist back into said painful position just to like get this working enough to like get back on
00:28:56Hmm doesn't sound fun. No, it is not
00:29:02Fuck me, I guess I mean you really want me to say something
00:29:17Oh
00:29:21First seems very real today. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's why I'm here
00:29:29You think I hang out with you guys because I like you know, I'm just trying to get laid
00:29:37No snap, oh I don't
00:29:47I
00:29:58Don't have my good Mike Midori is not gonna be as effective
00:30:01Eek Oh
00:30:06Link is dead
00:30:15That was the best response ever sketch
00:30:18Which one that a lot
00:30:21You're gonna like me eventually
00:30:23Yeah
00:30:25You're gonna learn today
00:30:32Hmm. All right. All right. All right. Oh my god. Well, it's been over 10 years since that meme was a thing
00:30:38What mean?
00:30:40Kevin Hart did a did a comedy special called laugh at my pain and
00:30:44Like one of the main jokes throughout that stand the special was all right. All right. All right
00:30:53Like it it came at like the most random times
00:30:58so like when it hits you it would just be like
00:31:01The fact that it hits you like I don't know where it was. What made it funny
00:31:06Then this following specially did a similar thing because like it was he was the first comedian to ever perform at Madison Square Garden and
00:31:11He had fire pillars
00:31:13so
00:31:15Every now and then during the show
00:31:17He'll just say get fire on these bitches one time and it's just the fire pillars that are randomly blow the randomly blow fire
00:31:32Oh
00:31:34No
00:31:37The person who was trolling the Nazis said they were doing it said they were doing it in the lobby
00:31:44And so the the person who's sitting in the server mining her data have fun lads see what you can dig up about them if
00:31:49you so, please
00:31:52Goodness gracious
00:31:56VPN so someone can see everything you're saying to see it that secrecy
00:32:02You
00:32:07Yeah guys this is what I said
00:32:11That that's a dumb that was a dumb move that was a dipshit move it was a dumb move. Oh my god
00:32:31I
00:32:34Told people not to post personal info and what do they do they fucking post personal info?
00:32:43The all does not listen or
00:32:48Not doing that
00:32:51Like one person even revealed where they lived
00:32:56What the hell
00:32:59Oh
00:33:01How are you this fucking stupid?
00:33:04Look, I know my viewers are fucking morons sometimes but Jesus Christ. I
00:33:10Literally just said don't post personal info in the fucking lobby
00:33:15You pinged everyone like at least three times today
00:33:20To within the last 12 hours people are annoying and stupid
00:33:29I
00:33:32Really can't I really can't hours to hours to not give a personal info info info and here are some of you
00:33:42Of you broadcasting where you fucking live
00:33:47Fucking live why are you this fucking stupid? Why are you this fucking stupid?
00:33:52Stupid there are Nazis looking for your information
00:33:59Formation just shut your fucking shut your idiot mouths
00:34:05Good god, these people are gonna these people are gonna get themselves fucking hurt cuz they can't listen to fucking directions
00:34:12Good lord
00:34:15These people are so fucking stupid like I'm just going off on them
00:34:17I pinged everyone three times in the last few hours to not get personal info and here are some of you
00:34:20Broadcasting where you fucking live. Why are you this fucking stupid? There are Nazis looking for your information
00:34:24Fucking stupid there are Nazis looking for your information
00:34:31Like this isn't fucking rocket this isn't fucking rocket science
00:34:37Rocket science just do what you're fucking told
00:34:40Like this isn't brain science or rocket surgery. Just do what you're fucking told for once for once. It's not hard
00:34:47It's not hard and some me and some of and some of you struggle so hard hard with doings with following simple directions
00:34:55Lord
00:34:57You're gonna get yourselves hurt
00:35:01Trying to play renegade you guys she told you not to several I got love how I can tell people several times don't do
00:35:06This thing and here they are doing the fucking thing
00:35:19Everyone wants to be the hero. Yeah
00:35:21Everyone wants to be the hero. Well, Lily L. She sounds like anti-venom and now I'm laughing
00:35:28That should be common fucking sense people. Yeah. Yes. I'm trying to play renegade do not go in those forums
00:35:33Do not interact people are going out of their way to name-drop people on the server now, and they're actively watching everyone
00:35:37It's not cute or funny. It's dangerous
00:35:39It's gonna do so much more harm than you think for people who probably don't even want to be involved in the first place
00:35:42Oh
00:35:57Of course they are like I told them not to do it and for some reason when I tell people not to do something
00:36:02They will do it in spades
00:36:05It's why when people ask if they can send dick pics I say yeah sure whatever because if I tell them it's fine
00:36:10They won't do it
00:36:13I
00:36:15Like you know this this this whole let's ignore it. Let's completely ignore
00:36:24This whole this whole oh
00:36:26Like these people these people right here. They piss me off Kiwi farms. They're a fucking lap riot
00:36:32It's these people who piss me off this whole let's get let's let's always do the opposite
00:36:36Oh
00:37:00First I've got yeah, I gotta set up Dinobot so
00:37:04Dinobot will actually message them and say why they've been banned
00:37:08It's not like this was ever a new rule yeah, it's simple when Lily says don't do something
00:37:13Don't fucking do it. It's not hard you dumb fucks
00:37:19Please just y'all behave I
00:37:24Have myself look at her as a very experienced mentor in life, and it's so consistent too. It's so fucking consistent
00:37:30Oh, don't do this stupid thing. Why did you do the stupid thing?
00:37:35Why did you do I specifically told you not to do this? Why did you fucking do this?
00:37:42And it's been a new it's been a rule that's been in place and
00:37:47It's generally expected. We don't put our pictures in here. We're not supposed to put personal info
00:37:51Fuck nobody in here knows personal info about me. Just you guys and barely even I
00:37:56Mean like what is like what is going on with these fucking people like I mean
00:38:00I've said don't post selfies so many fucking times, and there's still people posting selfies, and it's like guys stop
00:38:06It isn't safe. They keep fucking doing it like these people are gonna get themselves killed one day
00:38:10They're gonna get themselves killed one day because they're gonna see a sign that says that there's cliff ahead and keep fucking driving
00:38:25I
00:38:30Your band
00:38:34And your band
00:38:41How a good idea to go over everything I didn't mean to be rude
00:38:43I mean we join discord no matter what always read rules first. No no be rude cuz these people are so
00:38:48Criminally stupid they are so criminally dumb. I can tell but like I could tell people push the door
00:38:54They will pull it for hours
00:38:57Like patches to do this shit to stop getting into fights with people every fucking day getting into fights with people
00:39:04Please be please be rude these dumb fucks don't listen anything else
00:39:14People stalking the server from hate websites witch-hunting Lily and her fans these people are not okay
00:39:18They're very much not okay in the head
00:39:19And they're willing to take people down for shits and giggles do not post sensitive information or information regarding your life here
00:39:24Do not interact with them on forums do not go out of your way to target anyone because it's going to hurt someone
00:39:31And it's not gonna be people who need to be perked. It's going to be yourself
00:39:37Don't fight my battles for me. I
00:39:41Don't want you fighting battles for me
00:39:43Enjoy the roasting on the stream and shut your idiot fucking mouths
00:39:50Quit making up the excuses quit apologizing just do what you're fucking told it is not hard
00:39:59Open your ears open your ears and quit jacking off for 10 seconds and just do what you're fucking told
00:40:14I've specifically said not to fight battles for you
00:40:16I've said it thousands of fucking times and these people's and they still fucking do it people still fight battles for me
00:40:20They still get fights on Twitter Twitter with people over over me
00:40:24Despite the fact that I said so many times shut your idiot fucking cake socket
00:40:29Because it's not just that these people are putting themselves in danger
00:40:32Oftentimes they will they will like they they're making arguments based on stuff. They only half remember like patch
00:40:37They're like patch did it too
00:40:38I had to go to patch and say stop fucking making our arguments in my case cuz not only are you getting shit wrong?
00:40:43You're making yourself a bigger target
00:40:48Yeah, do that or so you're any less the server isn't ever fucking hurt
00:40:52Rude me y'all are dumb fucks that deserve to be banned on the spot got no basic read no basic reading skills
00:40:57I'm pretty sure pretty sure how to read cuz you can't talk about service for 10 minutes like literally
00:41:04You know, I was protected as you think you are behind a screen you're always gonna be vulnerable
00:41:08It's yeah some way or another like that goes
00:41:11For the people on Kiwi farms, they think they're so fucking safe and protected but they always get found out they always do
00:41:20Like I have a friend who has a discord server and they I don't know how they had it set up
00:41:23But they had it set up to where when you join the server
00:41:26you're put in like in a state where you can only see one channel and that's the rules channel and I
00:41:32Can't remember if it was at the top or at the bottom of the channel where it says you will be in on
00:41:37You'll be in like a in this like state for 10 minutes, which which will give you more than enough time to read the rules and
00:41:45The server owner has the analytics that back up the fact that a big chunk of people just leave
00:41:54So it creates a server where the people that are in it are people that actually read the rules
00:41:59But
00:42:01That's the thing reading is one thing like reading comprehension is another thing I can directly
00:42:06Okay, there were times in the server where I used to say it's like, okay
00:42:10I'm gonna run a community raid and Wow
00:42:13DM me your character DM me your battle tag character and server if you want to join
00:42:18People were just putting their fucking battle tags in the fucking lobby
00:42:21Okay, and like they started doing that and I said, okay, let me try this
00:42:24I'm gonna try this again you you let me know where I said where I lost you DM me
00:42:28your battle tag
00:42:30character name server a
00:42:34Bunch of people started like putting their putting their did putting their battle tag character name and server in the lobby DM me
00:42:42I'm scared. I'm like this carried on like I legit I had it in the foot
00:42:46they clearly read it otherwise, they wouldn't know to put their battle tag in and
00:42:49it's like
00:42:53And they just they keep doing it it's like if they can't follow a simple fucking direction
00:42:58And I'm just like what it what is it about this? That's so fucking hard. What's so fucking hard about this?
00:43:06You guys can clearly read you read part of it, why aren't you reading the whole thing?
00:43:23I don't fucking go. I don't fucking know
00:43:28I'm not I won't look I
00:43:32Won't pretend I'm just gonna I'm just gonna fucking hang about the dry. I
00:43:36Won't protect you anymore anymore
00:43:39If you pull a stupid stunt
00:43:42Pull a stupid stunt stunt because you were too because you were too dumb
00:43:47dumb to understand what don't understand
00:43:51What don't do this stupid?
00:43:53I
00:43:55Stunt means means you will be banned banned and you will be on your own
00:44:02And you will be on your own I
00:44:05Will not I will not waste time and energy
00:44:12Energy helping people people who can't be bothered helping themselves
00:44:23Because I should just say look if Kiwi Farms gets a hold of your personal information because you were dumb enough to
00:44:28Disregard what I said so many fucking times
00:44:30I've repeated this over and over and over and over again in the last day alone
00:44:33If you are dumb enough to continue posting your personal information and you're where you live in the fucking lobby and Kiwi Farms gets a
00:44:39Hold of it. That's a road you created for your own damn back
00:44:42and
00:44:43You will get no sympathy from me
00:44:54Information in here in here despite me repeatedly telling you not to
00:44:59Telling you not to not to that is a rod you created for you created for your own damn back
00:45:05For your own damn back and you will get no sympathy from me
00:45:10For me
00:45:12I'm not I'm tired of holding I'm tired of holding your hands your hands just fucking hold your hands
00:45:18I'm tired of holding I'm tired of holding your hands your hands. Just fucking learn
00:45:31Natural selection is what it is
00:45:48I
00:45:55Made my steering wheel full full of cleansing energy now every time I drive I drive I vibe up and my Carla gets a love
00:46:01Charge as well. I'm doing my entire interior car my car interior with crystals. Congratulations. You just turned your airbag into a claymore
00:46:18I
00:46:21Have a computer taking so long to start up
00:46:29And it's depressed, oh no
00:46:38Okay, so from this point on so for the next little while the lobby is gonna be closed I
00:46:43Hey
00:46:47Nobody below friends and family is gonna be able to post here all the general chats are closed
00:46:55What no, I'm just saying oh no, no, it's just I
00:47:01Specifically marked cannot send messages what's going on?
00:47:04There we go, Bobby is running on its own permissions
00:47:10Bobby has a mind of his own
00:47:13Yeah, that sounds like a horror movie
00:47:16Sounds like a hotel horror movie
00:47:20Like freaking unfriended
00:47:24Now it's on time
00:47:26Now they're getting into the the actual real world
00:47:30Now it's on time what now they're getting into the the actual voice chat, no, you're not no you're not
00:47:36I
00:47:58Change the limit down to one
00:48:00I
00:48:13Do that all the time is patron call still open to all the
00:48:20Yeah, all the general channels are gone
00:48:26I
00:48:27Mean like even the even fucking kiwi farm said if you're gonna be talking about trying to troll the farm be more discreet about it
00:48:31Or don't talk about it at all
00:48:33so like it's just
00:48:38That's the problem
00:48:41That's not actually helpful
00:48:44Like it helps nobody I give you gonna do it and why fucking say it
00:48:57I
00:49:04Don't know she said I sounded up
00:49:18Yeah, it's like oh like these people being dumb fucks and just walking into a mousetrap just it sucked all the fun out of it
00:49:27My mood has completely just dropped
00:49:42Honestly, I know what I mean
00:49:44I don't even know if I should close general chat because like I closed it because I know they're gonna keep doing it
00:49:49They're not gonna listen. They never listen. I
00:49:52Can't recall a time. They have ever fucking listen to me. I tell them not to do something. They always do the opposite
00:49:58so it's like
00:50:02If I leave the general chat open they will continue doing it they'll continue trying to troll kiwi farms
00:50:07And then they're gonna do it while you're asleep and you can't do anything about it
00:50:14Let's just keep it closed overnight
00:50:21See if it was the weekend I would have just said how they closed for the whole weekend
00:50:25Thankfully, I have the purge command which means I can delete a lot of things very very quickly
00:50:34Here's more up-to-date file of the server history
00:50:37Good lord
00:50:39Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they got I mean they got the server history
00:50:42So they've got people tell they've got people announcing where they live
00:50:45so like these people are going right these people are going to be targeted despite and I specifically told them not to and
00:50:52They're they're they're gonna get themselves into a lot of fucking trouble they're going to get hurt
00:51:00Like now now this this insistent demand this insistence on
00:51:05on
00:51:06Doing the opposite doing the opposite of whatever I say has now come to a point where they have now put their lives in danger
00:51:14See normally I would say that
00:51:17Normally, I would say that having it come to this point would actually make people realize how fucking serious it is
00:51:23but then I realized that then I realized that they're still gonna be like new people that that show up like after the fact and
00:51:33Then I haven't seen what had happened and they'll just do it
00:51:38Yeah, like it's in the rules and they won't fucking read them
00:51:43Do you guys have the power to ban
00:51:46I
00:51:48Mean, I have all your powers pretty much. So I mean, I mean, I mean the people in the moderator rules. Oh
00:51:52Okay. Yes, they do have the power to ban members. I dare they pretty much have full moderation controls
00:51:58They can do everything except change how the server functions so yeah, if you see anyone posting personal information
00:52:04DM them and telling them and tell them that posting personal information is banned. It is not safe
00:52:09It's in the rules and they're in a bit and their own willingness to read the rules has now gotten the man
00:52:16First and then ban them
00:52:19I can already think of a couple people that do that shit on a regular basis. Oh, yeah
00:52:25Yeah, I guarantee you're thinking of the exact same person I am
00:52:31I'm thinking of at least two
00:52:33I
00:52:44Like despite the fact that I have a rule against venting there are a lot of people who vent in the fucking panel. Oh
00:52:49Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah them as well
00:53:04I
00:53:06Mean I'm debating whether or not I should actually like ban them or just leave let them stay there and continue putting themselves at risk
00:53:13it like whether or not if I'm banning you for your own good or
00:53:17Look at this point. I'm just gonna let you keep fucking the wall socket
00:53:33Oh
00:53:47My eyes at because they say weird things about how they used to not like me or something. Yeah. Yeah
00:53:51I don't I don't get what I don't get what their problem is
00:53:57That's what I'm there I'm there I can see you
00:54:03I mean that way. Let's see. They've updated the server. It's not server host
00:54:07It's all based on TXT downloads
00:54:09You should really get a bot that messages and pings the members of other rules list or about personal messages list at the very least
00:54:15That way it's really hard not to see the rules or whatever
00:54:17But like I mean, here's the thing
00:54:18I should I should just have it in the fucking rules and people should just fucking read them
00:54:22You can take them to the inside of their eyelids. They're still not gonna listen. Yeah
00:54:25I mean, yeah, I mean like that's the problem. Oh, well, you should really do this to make it more visible
00:54:28I could yeah
00:54:29Like what you said I could tape it to the inside of their eyelids
00:54:31The problem isn't that they know isn't that they don't know the rules. The problem is they that they willfully and gleefully ignore them
00:54:39And that's not really something that
00:54:43You can control
00:54:47Facts we can control how easily people see something but you can leave a horse to water, but you can't make a drink. Yeah
00:54:54You can leave a dumb brain damaged horse to water
00:54:57Won't it won't fucking matter if they refuse to fucking drink
00:55:02Oh, that's what I thought you'd do you dumb fucking horse
00:55:07What's the difference between kick and then kicking someone removes them from the server
00:55:10But they can still rejoin banning someone prevents them from rejoining
00:55:22Same the same concept as kicking someone out of a nightclub and banning them out from a nightclub
00:55:31I
00:55:57Either change their behavior or their for the future or continue anyway and get hurt
00:56:01I
00:56:08Mean if they don't do it in your channel in your server, they're gonna do it in other servers
00:56:14Yeah, but at that point it's not a problem anymore exactly
00:56:22You ain't gotta go home but you gotta get out of here
00:56:25You don't
00:56:27Yeah, so you see anyone venting about their personal life or their personal drama or giving personal information about themselves instantly ban them
00:56:42See I don't even post in a general chat like that like these days mainly because most of the people I talked to are in
00:56:49there
00:56:50Kick them if they haven't learned ban them or ban them because they should have listened the first time
00:56:55Yeah, I mean like this is the point like it's like I have zero tolerance for stupidity learn the first
00:57:00I should not have to tell you twice
00:57:02Yeah, how I don't get I mean, I don't understand why don't do this is so fucking hard for some people
00:57:14Like you cannot be a grown-ass adult and do that
00:57:21And
00:57:26The thing is it's like I don't I mean I don't take excuses and I'm not gentle about it
00:57:31When people do that, I immediately call them out and I call them names. It's like what you fucking idiot
00:57:37I just told you not to do this and here you are fucking doing it. How fucking stupid are you?
00:57:41I once made someone cry for that. I told them not to post personal information in the in the server
00:57:46They posted personal information in the server. And so I went you fucking moron. It's in the fucking rules
00:57:51I literally just fucking say how stupid are you?
00:57:53Do you shit yourself every every morning because you can't remember how to use the fucking toilet what the fuck's wrong with you?
00:57:59and they were crying and
00:58:01Felt no remorse for it because they're doing something dangerous that I told them not to do because they're a fucking moron. I
00:58:08Can only have so much sympathy like
00:58:17And it was like that with patch
00:58:19So many times I want to say I want to say patch. Hey, I wanted to say to patch
00:58:21Hey patch, I told you to stop getting into fights with people like a dozen times now
00:58:25So why don't you try fucking doing it?
00:58:30You remember that time when they said oh, oh, I'm I'm so done I can't do all this stress I'm backing out
00:58:35I need to get away from all this drama and I and I just said see you next week. I
00:58:42Think
00:58:43Sketchy do you remember that? Oh, I remember that. I don't think
00:58:48I was about to say like was that I can't remember if harmony was like on break or something
00:58:53No, I
00:58:55Actually patch was the reason I'm in the server in the first place
00:58:58That's the fuck that part about it. That's the same reason I'm here
00:59:02because
00:59:03They were like
00:59:05Hey, I can ask Lily if you can join and I'm like, okay. Sure
00:59:14And
00:59:15I'm here. Yeah, so I mean if hatch was doing their their weekly
00:59:20Thing up. I'm so stressed. I can't deal with all this stuff
00:59:22I'm out and so I said see you next week and then I get a really snotty DM
00:59:26It's like I didn't really appreciate that much
00:59:28Like and I just said directly I just said directly to them
00:59:31I mean
00:59:32I've told you to get in the fight
00:59:33I've told you to stop picking fights with people because it does nothing but stress you out and
00:59:36To leave this to me and yet you're still going around and yet you've done this multiple times you start fights with people
00:59:41You get stressed out cuz of course they went badly
00:59:44I don't know you come here and moping about how stressed you are
00:59:48Stop making yourself stressed. Just do what I told you to do the first time you fucking moron
00:59:56It's like I'm surprised that miss I'm surprised that message didn't get out and all the fucking leaks
01:00:01Cuz I mean like this was after patch at her I had like I tried to harass and intimidate
01:00:04Yeah, a person in the forum and basically accused a girl of being a man pretending to be a woman
01:00:12And yes, I do want a bad way to cheer me up and so I just I'd lost all patience with them
01:00:17Functionally our friendship was over. I
01:00:20Lost all patience with them and I said so why don't you try?
01:00:22Hey, here's a crazy thought just a crazy thought maybe when Lily tells you not to do something
01:00:26Don't fucking do it fucking do it fucking do it. Don't go do it. Anyway, and then come begging me for sympathy
01:00:32Lily, I'm still up. I'm so stressed. Hey, did you try doing what Lily told you to do? No
01:00:37I'm sure it's your fucking problem. So you're still doing the thing that's making you okay. It's like dr. Dr
01:00:42It hurts when I bash my knee with a hammer. Well, don't bash your knee with a hammer
01:00:48It was all about sympathy like this is why I patched it I wouldn't do it cuz like patch was addicted to sympathy
01:00:52That that was ultimately what it was patch loved to fucking have a pity party for themselves
01:00:59And so
01:01:01They would go pick fights with people knowing it would stress them out and then come back and expect a pity party from from
01:01:06Their friends. It's like no
01:01:08Like I think eventually eventually eventually like none of us were engaging like even sketchy wasn't engaged. It was just like
01:01:15All right, I didn't say anything like eventually patch would mope in the friends and family chat and would just get the silent treatment
01:01:25Probably girl probably did there's multiple sections about bash. Hmm. They're gonna go tearing through it trying to find that message, too
01:01:32and then like
01:01:34when they
01:01:37When they got into an argument with Joey over like a video he posted on Twitter and she's like
01:01:44You posted one little video because it was funny and
01:01:49You got pissed off and you and she they just started
01:01:55Harassing Joey for no reason. Of course, they fucking did
01:01:59It really pissed me off to I'm just like how fucking dare you patch got really mad
01:02:08So he did nothing to deserve but he is an absolute sweetheart
01:02:18Sketchy is this you
01:02:23Maybe oh, you're so cute
01:02:25Oh
01:02:34My god, oh my god, they're there they've reached a paradox where they don't where they want it
01:02:39They want to trash one trans woman, but they don't want to true, but they don't want to agree with another trans woman
01:02:44They're gonna eat each other. Yay. They're gonna eat each other Kiwi farms is eating itself
01:02:50And I was trying to find that thread too so I could read through it
01:02:53Again, but my Twitter literally broke trying to find the threat
01:03:00Not the Kiwi farms
01:03:03Yeah, the Twitter thread where a patch has a whining bitch bit to
01:03:11Yeah, it's like I
01:03:13Think it's for the better that Twitter kind of died trying to find it
01:03:18It's just like it didn't want me to have to go
01:03:24Oh
01:03:32No, I said earlier my PC was on my laptop wasn't starting up well after I restarted it now I was saying diagnosing your PC
01:03:39So now I'm scared
01:03:43You reinstall a new driver for your lap for your tablet and then this shit happens
01:03:48Yes
01:03:50Hold up. What's this automatic repair?
01:03:53Oh
01:03:59My friend is not paying
01:04:07Why'd they have a fit what do you do? Um, he posted a video on his Twitter. It was a for me the squirrel video
01:04:16One of the really old ones I think it was I think it was like posting it to
01:04:23Something I think it was um, I think I was like one of the one of the recent ones
01:04:28I think it was the one on triggers and safe spaces or something. Yeah
01:04:32Yeah, that was like a 2017 episode. I don't remember. I watched the video. I didn't think anything of it
01:04:39I just thought it's just Joey posting what he likes
01:04:42Which I have no problem with as long as it doesn't hurt me directly
01:04:46Which it didn't
01:04:49Um
01:04:52And for some reason patch had a shit fit
01:04:57And started going off and that's just a long-ass thread of them. Just going off at him
01:05:13It's so stupid
01:05:15it was literally so long ago like
01:05:19can't even that's just
01:05:22Because Joey posts on his Twitter a lot so it just got the thread just got buried
01:05:27probably for the best I
01:05:29patch blocked anyway, so she's like
01:05:32Anyone gonna try?
01:05:49Gotta keep my fluids up, even though it's cold as balls, but you still gotta keep your fluids up, even though it's
01:05:54Even though the weather. Gotta keep hydrated
01:06:03Hey carousel, hey, I love you a whole lot. Oh, I love you, too
01:06:09Hey, Mikayla. Oh, I
01:06:11Love you a whole lot, too. You're right
01:06:14Oh my god, I just ache
01:06:19All right, y'all I'm a head out I gotta figure out what's out what's up with my computer
01:06:25Everything is okay. See you sketch. I love you
01:06:34So the patch is saying what's patches problem so what like how many were you still going oh
01:06:40No, I finished I already explained. Oh, yeah, but I mean I was away. What did you say? I said basically
01:06:47What Joey posted it was a old for me the squirrel video
01:06:53If he likes ours, which I have no problem with I think they're cool. They're all right
01:06:59And it was about safe spaces and triggers or something
01:07:05But
01:07:08Yeah, and patch had a shit fit about it and started blasting Joey
01:07:16Because of course that's
01:07:19That's what they get off starting fight
01:07:22I mean at this point if that's what I come to me and complain, it's like oh you shouldn't post that that's transphobic
01:07:27You use the clue Keisler. You have no right to deride others to being transphobic
01:07:30Hmm very much like anyone who has patch complained to them
01:07:36You could just make that to make that defense. It's like you use the Q slur you fucking
01:07:40Use the Q slur and hang out with F and G are
01:07:46Who's I only recently became an alias for Lily I
01:07:52Should I should just make that a thing become an alias by joining our become one of my many many many sock puppets like
01:07:58I
01:08:00You were you want to do something else when I said I actually I wouldn't mind being an alias
01:08:04We'd give me a lot less anxiety in my life
01:08:06mood I
01:08:10Feel that I would love to be somebody else. Yeah with Anthony. Oh, yeah, it's become a recent thing. I
01:08:18Mean I what I've been wanting to I mean, I'm like, I mean, I'm trans
01:08:21We were basically made of want to be someone else. Oh, yeah, that's a mood
01:08:27I
01:08:29See that's one of the reasons I want a time machine so I can go back there. Okay, I'm you from the future
01:08:33Uh, you're a girl. I know that sounds weird, but it's true. Just get on this shit sooner. Trust me
01:08:37You'll build a happier. I
01:08:39Mean, I wish I could go back in time do that too. But let's be let's be honest
01:08:43My parents are definitely not gonna let me transition
01:08:50Also stop stop watching Jeff don't you fucking try hard but I like Jeff
01:08:57Matthew you're about
01:09:02Me I
01:09:05Kind of wanted to try out ventriloquy for the longest time, but then I'm just like
01:09:10No, this isn't for me
01:09:14That took up singing instead
01:09:16I
01:09:22Mean I've basically been singing since before I could even talk and make a coherent sentence
01:09:32So I was hanging out my living room the other day the other day, you know, just cutting just whittling and not whittling
01:09:38a tiny Nazi penis
01:09:44Maybe I should have had the mercy to like actually kill the guy or at least cut his penis off
01:09:48I don't know something about the way he was screaming just didn't want to keep
01:09:52shaving little bits of him off himself
01:09:55With banana wisdom and Ari in the chat with a super chat for $10. Oh, is that the G?
01:10:00Was that the gym? What did I miss? Also Zelda needs more gay princesses?
01:10:04I'm laughing at Nazis. Then people in the lobby were being idiots and now we're laughing at Nazis again
01:10:12Sandwich wait, does that work is laughing at Nazis. I guess what in this case be the bread
01:10:17It's white bread
01:10:20No, why is the bread the whitest of bread? Oh
01:10:24I told this joke to Lily earlier, but
01:10:28new hot take from Lindsay Ellis on Disney
01:10:30Tangled Tangled has a master race agenda because it features a blonde-haired person with superpowers
01:10:38First of all, she's naturally Burnett. Now. Is that is that an actual take or is that Lindsay throwing shade at me?
01:10:44No, it's uh, it's just something I made up but the fact that the fact that you actually
01:10:48Um didn't know right away just kind of shows it was something she would say
01:11:00Oh
01:11:02Wait, it's raining
01:11:07Fire in the rain
01:11:17It's stale white bread, yes
01:11:22White moldy bread
01:11:30Oh
01:11:56And that's what she shot an arrow in my face
01:12:00Something something arrow to the knee something something
01:12:12Actually like that comedian I wish when I was born my first word was close to that right before I die I could say unquote
01:12:23That a gas station I asked him if they had any roadmaps that weren't of aerial view I just started crying
01:12:30Oh
01:12:46No
01:12:50Swim swim, you'll be first highly to drown
01:12:56Swim this way
01:12:58Oh, I know
01:13:05Swim this way we'll dance
01:13:13How did it work
01:13:16It's not raining anymore, right
01:13:19Or am I just blinds the fucking fact well, you're what you're a weather indicator at the bottom, right? It says it's just cloudy
01:13:28So it shouldn't be working
01:13:36I know
01:13:49Apparently patches getting pissy at some left tubers. They're not paying people doing the captions this volunteer work
01:13:59Mm-hmm. Meanwhile, it's a day ending and why meanwhile water is wet more 11
01:14:11Say that and it's 11 or 5
01:14:21Just going
01:14:28I
01:14:31Mean left tubers generally don't take kindly to criticism. So I'd like to see how that goes
01:14:38Who like
01:14:40Forest fires depends on who we dislike the least
01:14:45So left to earth
01:14:49Burn it burn it burn it to the ground that reminds me of something I want to show you Lily as soon as I can
01:14:56find it
01:14:58Ah
01:15:00Burn the witch
01:15:03Burn the witch
01:15:11I'll do that wage from Transylvania now and you should lay off the brew before a fight
01:15:23Burn the rich
01:15:29Oh people getting hidden in the things, yep
01:15:46What you doing, um
01:15:50Doodling something I saw on a tweet that I think is quite relevant to our situation
01:15:59I don't like these new Nazis
01:16:02And you may quote me on that
01:16:08Nazis I hate these guys. I hate these guys
01:16:12I
01:16:24The producers isn't it isn't nearly as funny anymore now that we've got actual Nazis back
01:16:32It's funny in an ideal world we were don't have Nazis or where we've already destroyed all of them
01:16:37It can be exactly where we don't know
01:16:43Oh
01:16:48Yeah, I think it's like we're in that period where we need to just say like you know what Mel Brooks just don't for a
01:16:53while
01:16:54Actually, it's not work still alive. I
01:16:56Think so. I think so
01:17:04Yeah, he's still kicking at 92
01:17:12Oh
01:17:42Oh
01:17:57Yeah discord on discord servers it really shouldn't reveal your entire handle to people
01:18:12Oh
01:18:27Try to get the producers banned from the campus because it's discriminating to Nazis and I'm getting kicked out for sexual harassment
01:18:42I
01:19:13I'm not sure what they're gonna not sure what they're gonna do with discord handles
01:19:24You know aside from message me to message me to tell me what girl what big fans they are I
01:19:32Mean if they try and message me I'll have their discord handle as well
01:19:43Oh
01:19:46Oh
01:19:48I
01:20:10Say that looks like at least one of them is gonna one of them is gonna get doxxed
01:20:13I mean, I tried to warn them
01:20:18It's like that one scene from Tangled except, you know, I'm actually in the right I really did try
01:20:23I
01:20:53Crafted a dream. Oh, it's not a dream. We're stuck with it
01:21:05White people are dumb enough to not recognize the people especially white people are dumb enough to not recognize a threat when they see it
01:21:10Like Lily said hugging a Nazi isn't compassion. It's suicide
01:21:23I
01:21:53I
01:22:16Actually legit have no idea how to do this
01:22:23I
01:22:53Should probably play breath of the wild again someday. I
01:23:12I
01:23:18Did pretty much everything except for getting all the Korok seeds been why would you inflict that torment on yourself?
01:23:41Oh
01:24:07Yeah, oh yeah backseat gaming that's another thing I tell people to stop fucking doing and yet they keep doing it
01:24:11Anyway, I don't know why
01:24:14This is like the water temple
01:24:18It's not really
01:24:20Okay, there are quote-unquote dungeons in this game. But most of the puzzle solving is split up between like all the shrines and stuff
01:24:29And I'm just getting major ocarina of time water temple vibes right now
01:24:39Stuff I did for KP's up for sale now
01:24:42Yeah
01:25:03That's really pretty I like those
01:25:11I
01:25:41Don't
01:25:45Thank you for the reminder about online privacy Lily you shouldn't need a reminder
01:25:48We've had this that we've had this be a thing since since we were children
01:25:52Don't give away your personal information online
01:25:56You shouldn't need reminding guys you really shouldn't
01:26:01Have we all ever had to worry about your neopets accounts when you are age 10
01:26:11I
01:26:42I
01:26:52Moderate another server and someone deliberately set off my arachnophobia
01:27:00And I had to ban him
01:27:06Like you've done this
01:27:09Countless times and I've told you to stop
01:27:13Cuz he didn't ban cuz he didn't ban him the first time they got accustomed to not receiving consequences
01:27:23Well, they're gone now
01:27:38Oh
01:27:46Another key life
01:27:55Look at the people throwing those rocks you can't aim worth a piss. Oh, never mind
01:28:00See now you've challenged Oh go club
01:28:04Hey, it's the circle of life, yep
01:28:07It's just
01:28:11It's the circle of death and it's really scary
01:28:19Y'all's up
01:28:23Arrow Apple acorn play must I hit the a box
01:28:31I'm just gonna stab you from over here
01:28:36I
01:28:41Love you, Michaela. I love you, too. Sorry be quiet. It's alright and your comic is very funny, by the way. Oh, thank you
01:29:06I
01:29:13Mean in regards to basically like not listening me and shed like trying to stroll to keep me farms
01:29:16I've had to talk to one of those people in particular numerous times about this
01:29:20all right about this kind of behavior cuz like I'll say don't do this thing and they do the thing and it's like
01:29:26Fucking tell you I don't know why you're so mad at me. Oh, really you don't
01:29:32Like really
01:29:35You really don't know, huh, really you don't know why
01:29:53Wait a minute, you're telling me I can't speak an apple by throwing it into the fire. You're telling me this
01:30:04I
01:30:08Tell me that I can't cook a steak by throwing it in a pot. That's not how you cook steak
01:30:17Yep, that's medium rare, but if someone wants there's well done we ask them politely yet firmly to leave
01:30:27Don't even like steak honestly
01:30:30Yeah, it's not great
01:30:34I
01:30:35Don't beep is where it's at
01:30:37It's always so so tough and stiff
01:30:41Like it feels like I'm it feels like I'm chewing on like a strip of leather, which I guess I kind of am
01:31:04Oh
01:31:08God some bitches throwing lightning
01:31:11Oh God Zeus
01:31:31Hey, remember when some ball guy literally destroyed all of Greece, but it's okay cuz he's very sad about it
01:31:37And he has a kid now, so, you know
01:31:47Nothing's better than salt and Greek mythology is used to put a stick in it
01:32:06I
01:32:37I
01:32:48Prefer my sticks well done because I don't like blood I
01:32:52Rather not have to chase my steak around the plate with it mooing at me
01:33:01So I will say I say if you like yours well done that might be why it's so tough
01:33:06Like it's a medium rare. It does have like a little give so
01:33:11See I've just always been told if it's still red it's still alive
01:33:18Or the very something in it is still alive
01:33:36I
01:34:06I
01:34:17Think it's stupid some of my server members
01:34:18Hopefully gave up personal information despite not only knowing that Nazis were lurking in the server trying to sniff out personal information
01:34:24But me specifically saying don't give out your personal information. There are Nazis lurking in the server trying to sniff it out
01:34:28I
01:34:34Asked her to keep myself safe from whoever do you have any advice or input? Yeah, don't identify yourself
01:34:51I
01:34:52Really? I really am tired of it. I'm tired of having to fucking hold people's hands through this shit
01:34:56I shouldn't have to fucking do this
01:35:26I
01:35:56Okay, let's go that way
01:36:26I
01:36:56Your server
01:37:00Yeah, guys you are ultimately got ultimately you are going to get have to get a new account
01:37:06guys get a like I mean if
01:37:12Get a new account and stop making this mistake
01:37:18Please like to start to realize that when I tell you guys not to do something it's generally for your own good and
01:37:24Please just listen. I
01:37:27Don't know why you think it's cute and funny. So just always do the opposite of whatever I tell you
01:37:33You only hurting yourself I
01:37:38Can't protect you from yourself
01:37:53I
01:37:55Mean ultimately the only thing I really can do is make the price to join the server exorbitantly high
01:38:02Like that's my only option
01:38:05If I want to make it so that there is absolutely no way people are gonna hurt themselves
01:38:12But I mean, I think there's gonna have to be a point where I just had to accept it general chat is not safe and
01:38:18If you are posting personal information there
01:38:21You are putting yourself at risk don't do it if you do if you do it, I will not help you
01:38:31And it's pretty cold but
01:38:33Yeah
01:38:34ultimately, I don't think I'm gonna have to
01:38:36I think these people just make you repeat yourself over and over for shits and giggles like with the why does she sound different on
01:38:41Streams BS. Well, here's the thing
01:38:43A lot of these people are otherwise well-meaning people because I've interacted with some of them
01:38:46one of the one of the people who
01:38:49Got themselves ID'd by Kiwi farms, like I know them it's and like I know them I've spoken to them and they generally mean well
01:39:01You have to pay to join Lily server, yeah
01:39:04Where the fuck have you been? No dignity 98 yet
01:39:07Where the fuck have you been that has been the case of the entire fucking time you fucking fucking moron
01:39:13You almost lived up there
01:39:15But
01:39:17Yeah, I just want to let y'all know that my computer is good. My computer is good. Yeah, Christ. That's a good kid. It lives
01:39:25Like I had all my shit backed up anyway, but you know
01:39:30So, yeah, I'm a hang with my dad and sister I'm gonna catch y'all later
01:39:33Okay
01:39:36Peace
01:39:39There's a
01:39:40There's a line though. Um, yeah
01:39:42Yeah, there's a line and it's like I when I know it's people who aren't just trying to fucking piss me off
01:39:46Who aren't deliberately trying to piss me off. I ultimately end up end up left with why why I
01:39:55Told you specifically not to do this. Why are you still doing it?
01:40:04I
01:40:05Was enforcing rules with any youtuber server and wasn't even doxxing or I was just consistent harassment over a couple of months this time
01:40:11I'm telling people not to interact and as a result
01:40:12Maybe I saw the target which kind of sucks because and discourages me from wanting to take my neck out for people
01:40:16Yeah, oh, I mean ultimately that's not like that. That's the problem
01:40:19You can't like I mean if you keep sticking your neck out for people who have demonstrated that they cannot be bothered to help themselves
01:40:25All you do is put yourself in danger
01:40:27I
01:40:29Like don't like here's the thing don't do what I should be doing and if I'm not doing it, there's a reason
01:40:42And I think that's ultimately what it was gonna be it's like look if you ID yourselves and people from Kiwi farms
01:40:48Find out where you live because of it
01:40:51Then I
01:40:53Mean, I tried to warn you. I tried to tell you
01:40:56You are you will get no sympathy or help from me
01:40:58Because I will I will not stick my neck out for people who will who will just stick their dick back in the socket
01:41:09These people are Nazis guys
01:41:12Not like not like some wishy-washy like right. I like right, you know kind of racist, but no these are hardline Nazis
01:41:20I
01:41:30Isn't a fucking joke
01:41:40Like I don't interact with the general chat anymore unless it's to do my mod my mod duties
01:41:46And
01:41:49There's a reason for that it's like I can't stand being around such criminally dense people
01:41:54It's just like no
01:42:00And like that's a problem most people have the common sense to not ID themselves
01:42:04But for some reason my viewers need their fucking hands up and I don't know why it's my viewers specifically
01:42:09I don't know why it is such a consistent problem for me and not a not such a consistent problem
01:42:15for me and not a consistent problem for you guys