It's Showtime: Mag-ex, nagbibilangan ng efforts sa isa’t isa! (EXpecially For You)
Aired (August 9, 2024): Imbes na magkaayos ang mag-ex na sina Ann at Venz ay tila nagkabilangan sila ng mga nagawa nilang efforts sa isa’t isa.
Transcript
00:00Boy, for the changes that are happening to me,
00:03I used to tease you for 3 hours.
00:10Oh, 3 hours?
00:12Oh, thank you!
00:14You know, the two of you are counting each other.
00:18You know, it's funny.
00:19All the men are shouting.
00:21The men are shouting and they're like,
00:23they're so proud.
00:24Oh, he's our kid.
00:26He's teasing us for 3 hours.
00:28These are your rivals.
00:29These are the ones who are here.
00:30These are the women.
00:32We have two groups here.
00:33It's a good thing that there's a middle ground.
00:35Otherwise, those two groups might reach each other.
00:38A group of women and a group of men.
00:40I also want to ask,
00:41why are you teasing him for 3 hours?
00:43It's hard for you.
00:44Because when it's 3 o'clock, someone will knock.
00:48It's over.
00:51Someone will use it.
00:54You know, they're talking in the classroom.
00:57Because they're still kids.
00:59Or in the office.
01:01Or in the bathroom.
01:02They're talking in the bathroom.
01:04Let's talk.
01:05What? We're in the bathroom?
01:07No, let's talk here.
01:08Someone will knock.
01:09It's over.
01:10Especially your friends.
01:12You're just there.
01:13We're just talking.
01:14It's private.
01:15After 3 hours,
01:16there's a chicken.
01:17Oh, there's a chicken.
01:19So, chicken is good.
01:20Chicken is good.
01:22Where did the chicken come from?
01:24Huh?
01:25Where did the chicken come from?
01:26Of course, when you're kissing,
01:27you're going to cuddle.
01:29Or you're going to order McDonald's.
01:30Oh, bye-bye.
01:32Delicious.
01:33Delicious.
01:34Crispy.
01:35Big.
01:36There's a lot of relationship and fight
01:38that can be solved
01:40with chicken.
01:43With pancit.
01:46The fight, right?
01:48Then later,
01:49you're eating pancit
01:50and your hair is wet.
01:53Of course, you're sweating.
01:54All of your emotions,
01:55your saliva,
01:56it's all wet.
01:57It's delicious to eat pancit
01:58and your hair is messy.
02:00Oh, that's so sweet.
02:04You're like that?
02:05Your hair is messy
02:06and you want to cut it.
02:08Do you like pancit?
02:09You only like bananas.
02:13I'll try to question.
02:16Because Annabella said,
02:17it's tiring.
02:18It's tiring.
02:19It's true.
02:20But you only feel that
02:21when you're deeply in love.
02:23Because when you're truly
02:25and deeply in love,
02:26do you count?
02:28No.
02:29You shouldn't.
02:30Do you count?
02:31Do you feel uncomfortable
02:34when you're in a relationship?
02:38When you're asking for forgiveness?
02:40When you're understanding?
02:43When you're giving?
02:45When you're in love,
02:46even if you don't think about it,
02:49you'll give.
02:52That's what love dictates to you.
02:54Love will tell you,
02:56you'll give.
02:58You'll forgive.
02:59You're not waiting
03:00for anything in return.
03:02Yes, right?
03:03And your love becomes more delicious
03:05when you do that.
03:07And you don't count.
03:09You don't mind.
03:10You start counting and minding
03:13the moment
03:14you don't feel that way anymore.
03:19I may be right.
03:20I may be wrong.
03:21I am not sure.
03:22If I am wrong,
03:23I stand corrected.
03:24Because I'm a stand-up comedian.
03:26Standing in front of you,
03:27ladies and gentlemen,
03:28is a 19-year-old stunner
03:29who hails all the way
03:30from the heart of Malabon City.
03:32That's why,
03:33people, please stand up.
03:36You want me to do that?
03:37You know,
03:3810 times.
03:39Fingers,
03:40hands and feet,
03:41two ears,
03:42big eyes.
03:43That's too much.
03:44You're too much.
03:45Beautiful hair.
03:46Beautiful gay.
03:50It's true.
03:51Hair is always beautiful.
03:52It's true, right?
03:53Beautiful hair.
03:58Bestfriend?
04:00You know,
04:01the 10 times
04:03you broke up,
04:04the 10 times you came back,
04:05and it didn't change.
04:06It's toxic.
04:07It's right that you broke up.
04:08Yes.
04:09It's true.
04:10And you should have changed.
04:11And it's okay
04:12if your feelings got worse
04:13while you were fighting.
04:14While I was coming back,
04:15my feelings got lessened.
04:16Yes.
04:18I think,
04:19both of them have a problem.
04:20The problem of Benz
04:21is a personal issue.
04:22His punctuation,
04:23he thinks about a lot of things.
04:24Yes.
04:25His problem is
04:26their relationship.
04:27So, they don't get along.
04:28He expects
04:29that Benz will do something to him.
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