• 3 months ago
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00:00Can I have one?
00:01Get. Lost.
00:03Seems like our cast of castaways is enjoying their time here together.
00:07Let's round them up.
00:12That's a lovely noise.
00:14But might I suggest one that's a bit more soothing?
00:17Geez, want me to bend over backwards too?
00:20Not today, cause I've got a challenge that's entirely in your hands.
00:24Goodness, more work?
00:26I was just starting to enjoy myself here.
00:29Trust me, it doesn't get any better.
00:32Where did that attitude come from? You're fans and favorites. You live to love this stuff.
00:36Hi, um, that's where I'm a little confused.
00:39What are we fans of?
00:42Yeah, I don't get it either.
00:44What? The show, of course.
00:45Correction, none of us are fans.
00:47Although I do happen to know more than most about the show.
00:50I suppose you can consider the majority of us mandatory volunteers.
00:54Against our wills.
00:56How is it that she knows everything?
00:58Like, right here.
00:59Fan is not one to keep his composer.
01:01You see, that, wait, that is a ridiculously inaccurate claim if I've ever heard one.
01:06Composer?
01:08Oh, does she even know that? I gotta know right now.
01:11Well, I wanted a fun tagline.
01:13But I suppose fans vs. favorites won't do, so here's a new one.
01:17Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
01:22Geez, honey, it's not like we're married.
01:24Oh, I get it.
01:26It's like when you come across that old toy car in your basement with a broken wheel.
01:31And you give it a new paint job.
01:33But that broken wheel?
01:35That's there forever.
01:38Yup, sure.
01:39Now, get into your teams, people, because it's time to make your own tagline.
01:43Team Blue, Team Yellow, and Team Pink.
01:46I admit, they're pretty great colors, but they need a little more pizzazz.
01:50You've all gotta come up with a new team name within the time period.
01:53The worst name will have the misfortune of sending one of your team members packing.
01:57Not to mention, you get to keep the horrible name.
01:59So, uh, how much time do we have?
02:02I don't know. I'm gonna go take a walk.
02:04And when I'm back, you guys better have those names ready to fire.
02:07See ya.
02:08Okay, Pink Team, we're looking for a team name that will impress MePhone4 now.
02:13I'm just gonna go over and ask.
02:15No, Fan, don't. We don't know what she's capable of.
02:18She doesn't know what I'm capable of.
02:20If she's gonna say I'm notoriously impulsive, she's gonna have to deal with that, too.
02:24Together and appeal to his good side.
02:26Okay, I have no idea what you just said, but I like Pink.
02:31So, maybe we can work with that.
02:33Hey, uh, File Cabinet, can we chat real fast over here?
02:37Sure, but just call me Cabby.
02:39File Cabinet's a little too on the nose, wouldn't you agree?
02:45Listen, crewmates, I'm real sorry for sinking our last challenge.
02:49But I want to make it up to you.
02:51I've got the best team name ready to fire.
02:54Alright, let's hear it.
02:56Great. Well, I hope you guys are up for a little humility.
02:59Oh, goodness, no. We can never dare to make fun of ourselves.
03:03Oh, I'm sorry, Nickel. I didn't realize you felt so strongly about this.
03:06No, no, no, just ignore him.
03:08Please stop spilling and get to the point.
03:10Okay, I think our team name should be...
03:14The Seekers!
03:16Ha ha, I get it. That's a fun one.
03:18Hmm, The Seekers, like we'll sink the rest of them. Ha, cool.
03:23Yeah, reclaim it. Give us the power now. Ha ha.
03:27What are your thoughts, TK?
03:29I'm not sure what I was supposed to say.
03:32Sure, it was a pretty fakakta name.
03:34But I could tell Lifering was really giving it his all.
03:37Plus, I did try to vote him out.
03:39So, you boys really did a great job with this one.
03:44Here, have a celebratory nosh with...
03:49Oh, wait, we haven't even asked Box what he thinks.
03:53Hmm, tough nut.
03:55No, no, I'm sure he likes it. He just wants to, uh, consider other options.
03:59Always in his head.
04:02Yeah, so, blue team's gonna be The Seekers.
04:05That's too soon! Poor Bodhi never knew what hit him.
04:09Insensitive for sure. MePhone will like it.
04:12But we're gonna have to think of something even better.
04:14Our team name should represent all of our collective energy and bring us together as one mind.
04:21You should try not to talk so much, my-
04:24Actually, um, if I take myself out of contention to rejoin, could I be on a team with Bot?
04:30Hey, kinda feels like that'd give Bot an unfair advantage.
04:33Ugh, you're right. I approve.
04:36Okay, Floor, make the other teams. I don't really care about the rest.
04:39Clearly.
04:40Yours, Balloon. Uh, Yin-Yang. Uh, Cabby. Uh, Nickel.
04:46That Eldritch Horror should just be grateful MePhone's permitted him to remain.
04:51You call a face on the ground Eldritch Horror? I'd sleep soundly if I had your nightmares.
04:57Candle! I assure you, I never let your gifts leave my side and kept your flame alive.
05:05I see you've remained attached.
05:08Of course, just like you wanted. How are you, my dear?
05:12Ready. I've been biding my time knowing one more rejoin was coming.
05:17See, I had no interest in leaving the competition, but it was your arrogance that took me out.
05:23This is your chance to get me back in the game properly. Either way, I refuse to leave.
05:29Coming in a bit hard, are we?
05:32Cabby! Still hanging in there, I see! You've been making us Indefinites proud!
05:37All of you, huh?
05:39Yeah, this mystery should be no problemo for you. What with all the info you always jot down.
05:44Oh, about that. I kind of thought maybe I'd try not relying on the files for a change.
05:51Really? How come?
05:53Now, I could have said I'm worried about reducing others to an a-
06:02I lost again!
06:04The onion is composed of several layers, one on top of the other.
06:08Sure is hot!
06:09It's cooler here in the shade.
06:11Hang on, I'll make myself more comfortable.
06:14There, that's better.
06:17But, but, what's so funny?
06:19The onion was one of the first vegetables cultivated by man.
06:22The Greeks were very fond of it and used it to cure all kinds of illnesses.
06:26My skin is all better, thanks, Doctor!
06:28Next!
06:29Apparently, I smell bad.
06:32Sorry, there's nothing I can do for you.
06:35All right, now let's look at how we can savor our star of the day.
06:38Hey, Onion, I know some great jokes, too.
06:40So, two melons go to the market, and there they run into a kiwi.
06:43And he says,
06:45The onion is, of course, excellent in a soup.
06:47So, what does the kiwi say?
06:49I forgot.
06:50And caramelized onion jam is delicious on toast with duck liver pate.
06:57It's only me, the onion! It was just a joke!
07:01Yo, it's not funny!
07:02And finally, tiny cucumbers and onions pickled in vinegar go perfectly well with assorted cooked meats.
07:07Sharks! There are sharks down there!
07:09Don't be ridiculous. Can't you see they're green?
07:12Sharks are gray. They're just crocodiles.
07:15Crocodiles?
07:16All right, calm down now.
07:18Let's move on to today's pickles. I mean, today's questions.
07:21When cutting an onion, does it sting one's hair?
07:27Of course not. It stings the eyes.
07:29By the way, what can we wear so as not to cry?
07:33Glasses, of course. Good job.
07:35Last question. What are the different colors an onion can be?
07:41White, yellow, red, and green. Bravo! You're a champion!
07:44You want a joke for your friends at recess? Then ask them this riddle.
07:47What's a red spot on a wall?
07:49We don't know. We give up.
07:51A tomato that went fast around a bend!
07:53All right now, come and get it!