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00:05:00Check, check. You can't live in uncertainty.
00:05:02You're right.
00:05:03You should have said that you don't like living in uncertainty.
00:05:05I would take you to the artist,
00:05:08and there you would choose a luxurious,
00:05:11reliable, long-lasting,
00:05:13Hi-Fi Walkman
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00:06:10Józef Stalin was the most brilliant linguist.
00:06:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:14That Stonke was ordered by Truman to throw on parachutes.
00:06:17That in 1956,
00:06:19in Budapest,
00:06:21the imperialists caused it.
00:06:22That there were no missiles at the club.
00:06:24That Solidarity was invented by Trotsky.
00:06:26That...
00:06:27Oh, not bad.
00:06:28They taught you.
00:06:29Not you.
00:06:30I was a shipwreck.
00:06:32And you too.
00:06:34Let's hear it!
00:06:36The ship of Gagarin.
00:06:40Your malice is growing
00:06:42the closer you are to this man's password.
00:06:45He said very interesting things.
00:06:47It's a pity, Juri, that you didn't hear it.
00:06:49Judging by the length of the speech,
00:06:51he at least made a derivation
00:06:53about a high-speed engine.
00:06:55No.
00:06:56I admire the charm of one lady,
00:06:58the one who sits in the room next door and watches TV.
00:07:00Do you know who she is?
00:07:03A Pole.
00:07:05This woman doesn't have to show off
00:07:07in writing in your style.
00:07:11Maybe you'll wipe your sweat.
00:07:15I think you're nice.
00:07:17It's for those ships you take from us for free.
00:07:21May I?
00:07:24Oh, our Uzbek cotton.
00:07:28Yes.
00:07:30I can wipe my sweat with Uzbek cotton.
00:07:34My cotton and my sweat.
00:07:38Thank you.
00:07:40America.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:20I'm buying.
00:08:21It's for sale.
00:08:2220 dollars.
00:08:2440.
00:08:26100.
00:08:29Unfortunately.
00:08:33You wanted to overpay.
00:08:36If only it had
00:08:38the signature of Wałęsa.
00:08:40Wałęsa's signature would be worth 200.
00:08:42I like that you didn't sell it to me.
00:08:44It convinces me.
00:08:45You have to win.
00:08:56Tell me.
00:08:58It's great.
00:09:00And the people?
00:09:02They won't stop.
00:09:03Never.
00:09:05And the women?
00:09:06They'll help.
00:09:07The priests?
00:09:08They'll sin.
00:09:09God.
00:09:11It must be nice to be a Pole.
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Nice.
00:09:16Everyone I trust
00:09:18can't understand.
00:09:19They can't understand
00:09:20how it could happen
00:09:22in a communist country.
00:09:23I can't believe it.
00:09:24They're helpless.
00:09:27The West is helpless to me.
00:09:33I'm a member
00:09:35of the 10 millionth
00:09:37trade union.
00:09:39Then I feel
00:09:41I belong to Europe.
00:09:43And the Mediterranean myth
00:09:44is my myth.
00:09:46Yes.
00:09:47And what do you say about it?
00:09:49It depends who I talk to.
00:09:51When I talk to the German Hodeke
00:09:53I say it's a miracle.
00:09:55I'm French.
00:09:56I'll wait a moment.
00:09:58And then I say,
00:09:59Aren't you ashamed?
00:10:01And he says
00:10:02he has a wife and children.
00:10:04What does that mean?
00:10:11There is a communist party meeting
00:10:13in a small French town.
00:10:15I walk up the narrow stairs
00:10:16to the first floor,
00:10:17to the room,
00:10:18there's no one there.
00:10:19What do I see?
00:10:20In the middle
00:10:21between the tables
00:10:22there's a small dog shit.
00:10:25I go out.
00:10:27When I came back after half an hour
00:10:28the French communists
00:10:29were waiting for me at the table.
00:10:31There was no dog shit.
00:10:33I asked for a vote.
00:10:35I said, gentlemen,
00:10:37when I was here half an hour ago
00:10:39in the middle
00:10:40there was a small dog shit.
00:10:42That's why I wanted to know
00:10:44which one of you brought it.
00:10:46A beautiful silence fell.
00:10:50There was no dog shit here,
00:10:52said the chairman
00:10:53after a short consultation
00:10:54with the president.
00:10:56How come?
00:10:57I shouted, I saw it myself.
00:11:00After the meeting
00:11:01a small Frenchman came up to me
00:11:03and whispered,
00:11:04I brought it,
00:11:05long live Solidarity.
00:11:06I grabbed his arm.
00:11:07Aren't you ashamed?
00:11:09And he said,
00:11:11I have a wife and children.
00:11:13And indeed,
00:11:14the children were with him at the meeting.
00:11:21Why did you tell me all this?
00:11:24I thought it had
00:11:25some metaphorical meaning.
00:11:28Metaphorical?
00:11:30What does that mean?
00:11:31That the story doesn't mean
00:11:33what it means,
00:11:34but something completely different.
00:11:38Yes,
00:11:39that's what I thought.
00:11:42You didn't understand anything?
00:11:45I understood that
00:11:47no one wanted to admit
00:11:49who brought the dog shit.
00:11:51Exactly.
00:11:54What did the dog shit bother them?
00:11:56Wait a minute.
00:11:58Here's ideology,
00:11:59and here's dog shit.
00:12:01Here the world is being fixed,
00:12:02and here's the victory of biology.
00:12:04It doesn't match,
00:12:05either one or the other.
00:12:07Here's a serious discussion,
00:12:09and there's not serious dog shit.
00:12:11But I don't understand.
00:12:13Old man,
00:12:14there was a historical meeting
00:12:17of reality and ideology.
00:12:20Yes,
00:12:22but I don't understand.
00:12:23This meeting can be serious,
00:12:25and dog shit can be serious.
00:12:27Dog shit!
00:12:28Reality!
00:12:29Communism!
00:12:30Ideology!
00:12:31As usual,
00:12:32in such a fight,
00:12:33reality loses.
00:12:34Dog shit was denied
00:12:35and had to lose.
00:12:37There was no dog shit there.
00:12:39There was no dog shit there.
00:12:41This is a metaphor.
00:12:44The fact that there was no dog
00:12:45is a metaphor.
00:12:47It's hot in here.
00:12:49There was no dog,
00:12:50but there was dog shit.
00:12:51This is a metaphor.
00:12:52I think Jussi set the stove on fire.
00:12:54Okay, I understand.
00:12:55This is very good.
00:12:56I even sweat on my thighs.
00:12:57I've never sweated on my thighs before.
00:12:58Although in European...
00:12:59Do you sweat on your thighs, Stuart?
00:13:03Yes.
00:13:04Do you know what that means?
00:13:06A metaphor?
00:13:07No, not a metaphor.
00:13:08A metaphor means that you have to leave.
00:13:11Do you think so?
00:13:14I am a metaphor.
00:13:38Listen.
00:14:00A moment ago,
00:14:02Janek gave me a very inspiring
00:14:04lesson in European
00:14:06way of thinking.
00:14:07Is it about buying ski ties?
00:14:10No, Jussi.
00:14:11It's about metaphors.
00:14:13I didn't say that.
00:14:18You know what?
00:14:19Thank you.
00:14:20When I was still in college,
00:14:21everyone was crazy about
00:14:23movies by such a Soviet director.
00:14:26My fiancée even said
00:14:28that they are very metaphorical.
00:14:30Probably Tarkovsky.
00:14:33Juri.
00:14:34Answer me.
00:14:35He's asking about his relative.
00:14:37He's not an interesting person.
00:14:40Exactly, Mrs. Maszo.
00:14:42Have you seen Tarkovsky's movies?
00:14:44I have.
00:14:45And?
00:14:49An artist.
00:14:50Exactly.
00:14:52But not ours.
00:14:53Not yours?
00:14:55Not ours.
00:14:56You see, Stuart?
00:14:58Imagine.
00:14:59Two artists.
00:15:00They went to the same schools.
00:15:02They read the same books.
00:15:03They graduated from the same universities.
00:15:05One is ours,
00:15:06and the other is not ours.
00:15:08Because one makes movies in Russia,
00:15:11and the other abroad.
00:15:13Do you understand?
00:15:14I do.
00:15:15I mean,
00:15:16the one who lives abroad
00:15:18just weakens your revolution.
00:15:22You can even say that he betrays it.
00:15:24And that's why it's not yours.
00:15:26No.
00:15:27One day you'll really build
00:15:29a bridge from Alaska to Kamchatka.
00:15:31And it won't be you
00:15:33who will cut the rope
00:15:34on the opening day of this bridge.
00:15:37Nor anyone from your organization.
00:15:40When I hear the word solidarity,
00:15:42I immediately think of the priest
00:15:44who knocked the confessional
00:15:46and repeated it theatrically.
00:15:49Hey, Milosz.
00:15:50I'm telling you again.
00:15:52Stop analyzing yourself at night.
00:15:55You hear, Mrs. Maszo?
00:15:57His hand is going under the blanket.
00:15:59Can you move your hand back?
00:16:02It's 20 centimeters from your leg.
00:16:05Ten.
00:16:06Because you moved your leg.
00:16:09You're talking to an unworthy Pole,
00:16:11and you're lying.
00:16:13I'm lying, ma'am.
00:16:15The last time I lied
00:16:17was in 1976.
00:16:20An energy tourist got lost
00:16:23and I sent him to a dead end.
00:16:26For no reason?
00:16:27No reason, no reason.
00:16:29When I got lost in Czechoslovakia in 1970,
00:16:33I searched for Polish borders for three days.
00:16:39What was the reason?
00:16:41I didn't tell my compatriots
00:16:43to enter Czechoslovakia.
00:16:48Neither you nor I.
00:16:50I don't suspect you
00:16:51to have such possibilities.
00:16:53You should always believe
00:16:54in unlimited possibilities.
00:16:56I'm talking about the possibility
00:16:58of influencing politicians.
00:17:00Me too.
00:17:01You're one of them.
00:17:02Right now, of course.
00:17:03Right now?
00:17:04Yes. That's why you're so impatient.
00:17:06Listen, listen.
00:17:07It's this time, this place and this moment.
00:17:09It's your head.
00:17:10Listen, listen.
00:17:11Do you think that your next provocations
00:17:13will cause us some anxiety?
00:17:15That your words will be carried on by us,
00:17:18even in the form of disagreement,
00:17:21denunciation?
00:17:23Yes, denunciation.
00:17:24Or maybe some sick fascination?
00:17:27Nothing more wrong.
00:17:29No one will repeat anything.
00:17:31You know,
00:17:33if a few years ago a Russian
00:17:36spoke to me in this way,
00:17:38I have to tell you
00:17:40that I would be terrified.
00:17:43And now?
00:17:45Now I'm not afraid of you.
00:17:47It's your next mistake.
00:17:49When you were afraid,
00:17:51you were sensitive.
00:17:53Now I'm free.
00:17:55Ah, you can raise this topic
00:17:57with your American friend.
00:18:00Gentlemen, gentlemen.
00:18:01Why so much of this politics?
00:18:03Why?
00:18:04We're in a sauna.
00:18:06We're here to relax,
00:18:08sweat,
00:18:09talk about unimportant things.
00:18:12Without these emotions,
00:18:13without this numbness.
00:18:14Gentlemen,
00:18:15a sauna is
00:18:17a peculiar way of experiencing the world.
00:18:20You have no other topic.
00:18:22Next week there will be a sale again.
00:18:24And who started to mediate?
00:18:28Film.
00:18:29My dear, winter is coming,
00:18:30snow is falling.
00:18:31We have to think about new runners.
00:18:33It's already winter in Rovaniemi.
00:18:37I would like to know
00:18:39what the Pole was disturbed by
00:18:41a German tourist in Trabant.
00:18:43That's all I would like to know.
00:18:48The same as you,
00:18:49a Soviet tanker under Kursk.
00:18:51No, no.
00:18:52Mrs. Marshal,
00:18:53don't overload the situation.
00:18:55It will soon turn out
00:18:56that the Hungarians were also pro-Hitler.
00:18:59Gentlemen,
00:19:01colleagues,
00:19:02our colleague Ernst
00:19:04was a German anti-fascist
00:19:07and has a really beautiful biography.
00:19:09It's no doubt that our colleague Ernst
00:19:11was a German anti-fascist.
00:19:12That's why the Germans lost the war,
00:19:14because those from the GDR were shooting in the air.
00:19:17He'll get a letter in a minute.
00:19:19Gentlemen, gentlemen.
00:19:20This is the first time it happens here.
00:19:25Please note that
00:19:26until there was this agent of Solidarity between us,
00:19:30we could talk to each other normally.
00:19:38But you were in a hurry for this Lokomen for Yuri.
00:19:43I was in a hurry.
00:19:53But I still haven't found out
00:19:55why he told the German motorist
00:19:57in Trabant the wrong way.
00:20:00Wait a minute.
00:20:01If he wants to know, I'll tell him.
00:20:03I can tell him
00:20:04why I once drove the Germans into a dead end.
00:20:07Because the Czechs once drove me into a dead end.
00:20:09The Czechs once,
00:20:10the Hungarians,
00:20:11the Hungarians,
00:20:12a traveling Russian.
00:20:13The Germans went around in circles.
00:20:15He speaks like a real internationalist.
00:20:19You understood something at last.
00:20:22We go to a sauna
00:20:23with all the common sense.
00:20:25Please do the same here, Stiller.
00:20:31Yes, yes, Yannick.
00:20:33I'll tell you something.
00:20:35I know you'll never understand it anyway.
00:20:37Who will understand?
00:20:38Yuri will understand.
00:20:40And Miloš will cry.
00:20:43You are really a terrible man.
00:20:45Please, go on, I'll be quiet.
00:20:47But this is not the animal to which I would entrust you.
00:20:50Now you start.
00:20:52That's right.
00:20:53So?
00:20:54The war ended.
00:20:56The next day the Russians were to enter our city.
00:20:59We decided to surprise the Russians.
00:21:02And you mined the bridges.
00:21:05Mr. Szabo.
00:21:08I'm sorry.
00:21:10No, I'm not angry with Janek.
00:21:12I live in a certain climate and that's how I behave.
00:21:15Please, go on.
00:21:17So we decided to surprise the Russians.
00:21:20We had a hidden monument of Lenin brought to us from some city in Russia.
00:21:24To tell the truth, we had a lot of problems with this monument.
00:21:28Because the Gestapo somehow found out and was looking for him everywhere.
00:21:32But we managed to hide it until the end of the war.
00:21:36Very interesting.
00:21:38So the Gestapo was looking for a monument?
00:21:40It was.
00:21:42Very sensitive people worked in this Gestapo.
00:21:45You could say connoisseurs.
00:21:47And for you to know that connoisseurs,
00:21:49it was one of the most successful monuments of Lenin.
00:21:52I'm sorry, and the Russians?
00:21:54They were very moved.
00:21:56They said, since you saved this monument from the Gestapo,
00:22:01it's important.
00:22:03Yes, the Russians left this monument in our town
00:22:06and it stands there to this day.
00:22:08200 meters from the place where Martin Luther died.
00:22:13It has symbolic power.
00:22:15Of course.
00:22:17This marriage of Marxism with Protestantism has a huge symbolic power.
00:22:20It's just that you came up with it quite late.
00:22:23As far as I know, you also have certain achievements in this regard.
00:22:27I heard that at the gate of Lenin's shipyard in Gdansk
00:22:30there were many religious symbols.
00:22:32You heard right.
00:22:34Every day there was a mass, a confession,
00:22:36joint prayers.
00:22:38I agree.
00:22:39In front of the gate there was a monument,
00:22:41which represents the Three Crosses.
00:22:43Every Solidarity meeting starts with a prayer.
00:22:46Of course.
00:22:49You have a lot of this God now.
00:22:53You treat him a bit like the main accountant in your business.
00:22:59You tame him.
00:23:01You take his secrets.
00:23:04And when he really appears among you,
00:23:07you don't recognize him,
00:23:09as it usually happens in our sad world.
00:23:12When they ask me in Russia what's going on in Poland,
00:23:16what did you learn?
00:23:17And they ask, they ask.
00:23:20God has been tamed, I'll tell you.
00:23:24Some will worry, others will be happy.
00:23:27Those who are specialists in God will be happy.
00:23:30Those who try to deepen him professionally
00:23:32in various secret police institutions.
00:23:35They will only smile and say,
00:23:38God tamed cannot be dangerous.
00:23:46Ten million will break like a soap bubble.
00:23:51I'm telling you.
00:23:53A programmer engineer.
00:23:57Good night.
00:24:16During such conversations, I always lose my temper.
00:24:24I leave you with Mrs. Masha.
00:24:30As far as I understand, this whole discussion was supposed to lead to this.
00:24:34I don't understand.
00:24:36She understands.
00:24:38He didn't know how to start a conversation with you.
00:24:41He was looking for a common topic.
00:24:44I'm sorry.
00:24:48And what common topic can we have?
00:24:52I didn't want to digress.
00:24:54And now I know that not politics should connect us.
00:24:59Of course not.
00:25:00You belong to those tough men
00:25:02who think that you shouldn't talk about politics with a woman.
00:25:06Why?
00:25:07I once slept with a woman who was an ambassador.
00:25:12And suddenly I realized that if I don't talk about politics,
00:25:15I have nothing to talk about.
00:25:18Do you start your day by reading a newspaper?
00:25:22Are you asking me if I have a husband?
00:25:25Yes.
00:25:29You're a terrible child, Mr. Janek.
00:25:32I'm asking you if you have a husband.
00:25:34That's right.
00:25:36So I answer.
00:25:37I also start my day by reading a newspaper.
00:25:39Now you know.
00:25:41I understand.
00:25:42You're alone.
00:25:44I start my day by reading a newspaper.
00:25:49And you're with her.
00:25:52She doesn't read a newspaper at all,
00:25:54but inscriptions under drawings.
00:25:56You've had enough of that.
00:25:58And suddenly a new social movement is born.
00:26:03There's a reason to leave the house.
00:26:05You read in my eyes.
00:26:08You still have healthy criticism.
00:26:10I'll be even healthier if you leave the door of your room open.
00:26:15I have to treat it like a provocation.
00:26:17I promise I won't say a word about Solidarity in bed.
00:26:21We can talk about Lenin.
00:26:22Only part of your opinion is true,
00:26:24that you won't say a word in bed.
00:26:26In my bed.
00:26:27All right.
00:26:28I'll leave my door open.
00:26:30But there is a danger that my colleagues will come in front of you
00:26:33to continue the discussion.
00:26:38Throw it all away.
00:26:41Do what you like.
00:26:45Take care of the set design.
00:26:47How do you know?
00:26:49You don't want to buy anything from Jussi?
00:26:52A tank. I'd like to buy a tank.
00:26:54For him it's nothing.
00:26:56He has a brother in the army.
00:26:58You're kidding me.
00:26:59No, you're not.
00:27:01I suggested you leave the door open.
00:27:03It's a joke.
00:27:04It's a big joke.
00:27:07I won't open it.
00:27:08No.
00:27:09Do you know why? Are you afraid?
00:27:10Because you're lying.
00:27:12You're lying to your loved ones.
00:27:14You're lying about Solidarity.
00:27:16You don't believe in what you're doing.
00:27:18And you don't believe in God.
00:27:26Mrs. Masza.
00:27:27I'll be honest with you.
00:27:30Lying to you is a great pleasure for me.
00:27:32But supporting you is an even greater pleasure for me.
00:27:35Mrs. Masza, let me be happy for a moment.
00:27:39You're so beautiful.
00:27:41No, Masza.
00:27:42No, Janek?
00:27:44Because you...
00:27:45Yes, Janek.
00:27:46Because I...
00:27:47But why?
00:27:48Because you're a Russian.
00:27:51And this is...
00:27:53something like...
00:27:55like a white hippopotamus.
00:27:56It just doesn't exist.
00:27:58A white hippopotamus?
00:27:59A white hippopotamus.
00:28:00Mount Everest.
00:28:01The first step to the moon.
00:28:03You have four times the Guinness World Records.
00:28:08But why a white hippopotamus?
00:28:11Let me explain, Masza.
00:28:13He doesn't see women in you.
00:28:15He sees a Soviet nation in you.
00:28:17That's their sin.
00:28:18It is.
00:28:19It's a kind of sin known only in the Warsaw Pact.
00:28:22But why a white hippopotamus?
00:28:24Have you ever seen a white hippopotamus?
00:28:26No.
00:28:27Then you have the answer.
00:28:29It's a pleasure to humiliate a herd of sheep.
00:28:31But a white hippopotamus?
00:28:33That's only fun.
00:28:34Mr. Janek!
00:28:35Is he right?
00:28:37He's always right.
00:28:38Professionally.
00:28:41And why are you eavesdropping?
00:28:44Why are you eavesdropping?
00:29:01I don't know.
00:29:19Jussi's taking me shopping tomorrow.
00:29:22He's taking you shopping.
00:29:24Next time we come,
00:29:26Jussi will be the owner of a big house.
00:29:30The owner of a big house.
00:29:32Mr. Janek,
00:29:33join the group of ill-mannered shopaholics.
00:29:36Thank you.
00:29:37You never know when you'll come back.
00:29:39I'm not going to buy anything.
00:29:41I knew he wouldn't let me go.
00:29:43Bastard.
00:29:44Damn bastard.
00:29:46It's snowing.
00:29:49Listen, it's snowing.
00:29:51It's so bright.
00:30:00Who stole my handkerchief?
00:30:31It's snowing.
00:30:33It's snowing.
00:31:00It's snowing.
00:31:20Gentlemen.
00:31:21Gentlemen, I just remembered that I saw Mr. Janek with a suitcase in the corridor.
00:31:25Mr. Janek?
00:31:26Mr. Janek?
00:31:27Do I know him?
00:31:28Don't you remember?
00:31:29He was a member of Solidarity.
00:31:32He was good.
00:31:34It's impossible, Stuart, that you've seen him.
00:31:38Because I could.
00:31:39It was dark.
00:31:41I wonder what he's doing now.
00:31:43I sent him a package in a state of war,
00:31:45but he didn't write anything to me.
00:31:48I'm going to check in the guestbook.
00:31:51You believe in miracles.
00:31:53I'm going to check.
00:31:55Idealism.
00:31:56Real, uninteresting idealism.
00:31:58Jussi will go straight to heaven.
00:32:00Before he goes to heaven, he's going to buy you a video.
00:32:03No.
00:32:04First, Milosz will buy it.
00:32:06When it turns out that he has a handkerchief, then you'll know.
00:32:09Then why don't you ever ask Ernst?
00:32:12Because I noticed that you have a happy hand.
00:32:15If I were you, Ernst, I would be offended.
00:32:21If I were you, I wouldn't talk.
00:32:23Only then, tomorrow, with Jussi for the video.
00:32:26I'll take care of the video market.
00:32:29Oh, Kaszubia.
00:32:33Why is he always standing aside?
00:32:36Jurek, he probably uses too much independence
00:32:39in his foreign trips, right?
00:32:41He doesn't use me.
00:32:43Okay, but why doesn't anyone get any tasks from you?
00:32:46He doesn't get any.
00:32:48But why?
00:32:50Maybe Jurek doesn't find in him
00:32:53a sense of obedience, like you do.
00:32:58Indeed, Jurek.
00:33:00Actually, you never asked for anything, Szabo.
00:33:04Don't think about things
00:33:06for which the answer is far away.
00:33:09Very far away. Right, Szabo?
00:33:13You see, our friend uses the privilege of holding his voice.
00:33:18Would you be able to afford it?
00:33:23Yes.
00:33:53Okay.
00:34:13Listen, there it is.
00:34:17There he is, the Pole.
00:34:19He arrived just now, signed in,
00:34:22Yes.
00:34:23But will she come here?
00:34:26She will, she will.
00:34:29She has to remember.
00:34:31She'll go to the sauna.
00:34:33Do you think she remembers?
00:34:35It'll be a test.
00:34:38Szabo.
00:34:39Hmm?
00:34:42What will the test mean?
00:34:44What do you think?
00:34:46I'd rather sit like you think.
00:34:52So I think...
00:34:56...that it would mean that he didn't break down.
00:35:01If he didn't break down, it means that he didn't understand anything.
00:35:07Maybe he...
00:35:09...along with other prisoners...
00:35:14Maybe it was hot there.
00:35:18Maybe it's too hot here.
00:35:22No, it's 90 degrees.
00:35:26What do you think?
00:35:28Why should I care...
00:35:32...that our sauna will be associated with his goal?
00:35:38They almost set up our camp.
00:35:43I don't care about his associations.
00:35:50Of course.
00:35:52Of course I don't care.
00:35:55I don't care at all.
00:36:20Turn it up to 110.
00:36:22Gentlemen, what do we know about him?
00:36:25He's in constant war.
00:36:27Tanks on the streets, internment, temporary mode.
00:36:30If he doesn't do anything, he goes abroad.
00:36:33Jussi!
00:36:34Turn it up, Jussi.
00:36:36Up to 110.
00:36:38Listen...
00:36:40...is what we're doing healthy?
00:36:44What do you mean?
00:36:47If I sweat so much, it's healthy.
00:36:52I'm losing energy.
00:36:54You don't have any other problems.
00:37:00Milosz...
00:37:04...put your hands...
00:37:08...on my neck.
00:37:12Oh, God.
00:37:16So gentle.
00:37:18Not gentle.
00:37:21Hygienic.
00:37:26Milosz...
00:37:30This is the spirit of the sauna.
00:37:36Surrender to the unknown course of events.
00:37:47The next day
00:38:00Hot, hot, hot.
00:38:02It's boiling.
00:38:07I'm soaking wet.
00:38:13Excuse me, why?
00:38:15Gentlemen, you represent the Eastern Bloc.
00:38:18You're in underpants.
00:38:20Everything in Poland is political.
00:38:23Can you talk about politics without underpants?
00:38:26You're without underpants.
00:38:29And I'm not talking about politics.
00:38:32I'm sweating.
00:38:34He's sweating because of him.
00:38:36I'm going to get him.
00:38:38I'm going to get him.
00:38:41I've had enough of this Pole.
00:38:43I've had enough of waiting for him.
00:38:45I've had enough of his solidarity.
00:38:47I've had enough of his state of war.
00:38:49I've had enough of this pope.
00:38:51I've had enough of...
00:38:57If you tell me you've had enough, it won't be funny anymore.
00:39:04Mr. Janek, even when he's not here,
00:39:06leads a very nervous atmosphere.
00:39:10Provocateur!
00:39:13Provocateur!
00:39:33What do you hear in the free world?
00:39:36What do you hear in the free world?
00:39:43I wanted to come to you with a tank,
00:39:45but I ran out of gas.
00:39:49These attacks of the state can't succeed.
00:39:51Let's have a drink.
00:39:59What's so quiet?
00:40:01I came in empty.
00:40:03I'm looking at only men's things.
00:40:05Where's Masha?
00:40:06Masha's not here.
00:40:08So where's Masha, Yuri?
00:40:10At the scientific conference at the ferry.
00:40:13Ah, you mean the free-time shops.
00:40:16Yuri ran out of scissors to shave.
00:40:19Where can you buy cheaper than in a free-time shop?
00:40:23I also ran out of scissors, Janek.
00:40:28And me?
00:40:30What a coincidence.
00:40:32I think I'm going to be late,
00:40:34because all of mine are drunk.
00:40:37Let's drink.
00:40:44Why are you looking at me like you saw a ghost?
00:40:47We saw a ghost.
00:40:49Janek, what's going on with you?
00:40:51Thank you for the package.
00:40:53Why did you send me so many pasta?
00:40:55I heard you had problems with pasta,
00:40:57so I sent you pasta.
00:40:59Yes, we had problems with pasta.
00:41:01I'm glad to see you.
00:41:03Your communist faces.
00:41:05He's offending us again.
00:41:07You can see it.
00:41:09I told you.
00:41:11Don't act like you don't have a party in your country,
00:41:14because it offends my sense of justice.
00:41:17Fortunately, there is a party,
00:41:19and it gave you a hard time.
00:41:21You and your friends from Solidarność
00:41:23will remember it for a long time.
00:41:25How did you get here?
00:41:27Don't tell us.
00:41:29You got your passport and left.
00:41:31What did you promise them?
00:41:33I promised that if I meet you,
00:41:35I'll take a warm monument of Lenin from you.
00:41:38You went to work together,
00:41:40and that's why they let you go.
00:41:42What do you mean, he went to work together?
00:41:44It was normal.
00:41:46He'll report us soon.
00:41:48Janek, what is he saying?
00:41:50He's saying what he thinks.
00:41:52And what does he think?
00:41:54What are they talking about?
00:41:56Nobody is happy that Janek is among us.
00:41:59Jurek, what's going on?
00:42:03Ernst just doesn't believe
00:42:05that Janek could just leave like that.
00:42:09It's contrary to his knowledge.
00:42:12The passport is a reward.
00:42:14A distinction.
00:42:16I don't think that Mr. Janek
00:42:18was the person in Poland
00:42:20who should be distinguished in this way.
00:42:23What do you mean, the passport is a reward?
00:42:25Some European metaphor again?
00:42:31I'll explain it all to you.
00:42:33There is a youth organization.
00:42:36You sign up for it in the first year of your studies.
00:42:39You work for it.
00:42:45And at the last year,
00:42:47you become its leader.
00:42:49A person worthy of trust.
00:42:51And then, as its leader,
00:42:53you go to Cuba, for example,
00:42:56to exchange experience.
00:42:58But to leave, you need a passport.
00:43:01And this passport is a reward.
00:43:04A distinction for your work in the organization.
00:43:07Do you understand now?
00:43:09I understand. Janek was in the organization
00:43:11and he got a passport for it.
00:43:13What organization?
00:43:15Solidarity.
00:43:17But Mr. Janek didn't get a passport for it.
00:43:20He had to earn it.
00:43:23And I know one way to earn it.
00:43:26Cooperation with the police.
00:43:29You go to Helsinki, Mr. Janek.
00:43:31Different people come there.
00:43:33You talk to them.
00:43:35You meet them in the sauna.
00:43:37What do you talk about in the sauna?
00:43:39You tell us,
00:43:41and we give you a passport.
00:43:43Was it so, Mr. Janek?
00:43:45Exactly. And pay attention to this Czech,
00:43:47because we don't like him very much.
00:43:49He doesn't want to show off
00:43:51in front of the Central Committee.
00:43:53What are these ideas?
00:43:55Don't be so nervous, Stuart.
00:43:57They know everything.
00:43:59They photographed you from the satellite
00:44:01when you stole toilet paper in the supermarket.
00:44:03Toilet paper?
00:44:05Toilet paper, exactly.
00:44:07Nothing more?
00:44:09Nothing more.
00:44:13What else did you steal?
00:44:15Well, Stuart.
00:44:18The temperature hits you in the head.
00:44:21It forces you to be precise.
00:44:23Mr. Janek gave a description of a real profession.
00:44:25Stupid fun.
00:44:27It's interesting.
00:44:29Stuart, tell me, was there anything besides soap?
00:44:31Stuart!
00:44:33It's not a hearing room.
00:44:35I think so, too.
00:44:37Was there anything else?
00:44:39No.
00:44:41It will be between us, and Mr. Janek will get an order.
00:44:43I'll get the order for you, Swan.
00:44:45Maybe...
00:44:47I owe it to Mr. Janek,
00:44:49but since you're here,
00:44:51here you are.
00:44:53And I took this towel.
00:44:59Oh, God, I knew it!
00:45:01I knew it!
00:45:07It was me.
00:45:09Mr. Janek?
00:45:15It could only be you.
00:45:17Look at his face.
00:45:19Stuart, have you ever seen such a stupid face?
00:45:23And I smelled some communist schmuck.
00:45:27You have to wash it.
00:45:29It all sticks together.
00:45:31First the towel,
00:45:33and then the soap in the supermarket.
00:45:35Not the soap.
00:45:37Look, Swan,
00:45:39I'd like Mr. Janek to apologize to me.
00:45:41How can I apologize to you?
00:45:43Do I have to catch you for FIFUS?
00:45:45Don't joke.
00:45:47Milos, my friend,
00:45:49I'm sorry,
00:45:51but you see how beautiful it is
00:45:53that the towel was stolen by Stuart,
00:45:55and not by any of us.
00:45:57It's beautiful.
00:45:59It's the most beautiful moment in my life.
00:46:01Let's drink to health at this moment.
00:46:03Stuart, let me hug you,
00:46:05you'll get drunk.
00:46:07You'll get drunk.
00:46:09You see?
00:46:11Why does he say you'll get drunk and pour stones?
00:46:13You're drinking all the time, Stuart.
00:46:15I think you'll feel it in a moment.
00:46:17You're drinking through the skin.
00:46:19I'm drinking through the skin?
00:46:21Yes, exactly.
00:46:23At this moment, the alcohol gets into your lungs.
00:46:27It's good that you're telling me this.
00:46:29It's good that you started telling
00:46:31this unexplained matter with a towel.
00:46:33Oh, oh.
00:46:35But when he started talking later,
00:46:37like Nixon
00:46:39about the Watergate affair.
00:46:43Oh, mother.
00:46:47I was also touched by this Rensselaer affair.
00:46:49I must say it hurt me
00:46:51that our friend Janek
00:46:53suspected us all so much.
00:46:55At one point, he didn't suspect me personally,
00:46:57and he didn't even think for a moment
00:46:59that it could be
00:47:01his ideal ally.
00:47:05A masked kleptomaniac.
00:47:09He even took a bottle
00:47:11from the supermarket.
00:47:13A bottle?
00:47:15He took this towel
00:47:17to put us in a bad light.
00:47:19Because it can't be a coincidence.
00:47:21It's not a coincidence.
00:47:23I don't believe in any coincidences.
00:47:25Why did he take this towel?
00:47:27To make us uncomfortable.
00:47:29Yes.
00:47:31And that's why he's giving them
00:47:33these passports.
00:47:35That's why they're being sent abroad.
00:47:37And you, Janek,
00:47:39could be cut for them.
00:47:43And why,
00:47:45you Poles,
00:47:47are you so obsessed with this West?
00:47:49And with that same disappointment?
00:47:53You don't have to excuse me.
00:47:59You won't go with those dissidents anymore.
00:48:03You'll go on a campaign.
00:48:05On a campaign.
00:48:07Not with dissidents.
00:48:09Not with the counter-revolution.
00:48:15I feel sorry for that Tarkovsky.
00:48:17Such a great artist,
00:48:19and not ours.
00:48:21Recently, you said something different,
00:48:23you said he wasn't ours.
00:48:25But you didn't say he was great.
00:48:29Great.
00:48:31Great.
00:48:33Great artist.
00:48:37He's a great artist.
00:48:41But you don't have to
00:48:43excuse me for your suspicions.
00:48:45You were under the influence
00:48:47of our ideology.
00:48:49I didn't want to
00:48:51apologize for that.
00:48:53I never thought
00:48:55that one of you
00:48:57would be a handler
00:48:59of pure sympathy.
00:49:01For that,
00:49:03I could only give you
00:49:05bad intentions.
00:49:07Maybe you're
00:49:09smarter than I thought.
00:49:17Yuri.
00:49:19Yuri, we need to talk.
00:49:21You can't leave them alone.
00:49:23Yes, yes.
00:49:25Mr. Janko, will you stay here?
00:49:27I will.
00:49:29I'm waiting for you to absorb me.
00:49:31The radio is on the side.
00:49:35I hope the steward didn't give up.
00:49:39In any case,
00:49:41balance has been violated.
00:49:43You're right.
00:49:45I'd better go there.
00:49:47My God, it's so nice
00:49:49to sit here.
00:49:53Yes.
00:49:55Stay here.
00:49:59Stay here.
00:50:01Mr. Janko.
00:50:21I told them I was going to the bathroom.
00:50:23The towel.
00:50:29I wanted to tell you
00:50:31that I was always with you.
00:50:33I didn't want you to give up.
00:50:35I wanted to steal
00:50:37the towel.
00:50:39But when I thought
00:50:41about our prisoners
00:50:43at the airport in Prague,
00:50:45I found out
00:50:47that they attacked us
00:50:49from this airport.
00:50:51First of all,
00:50:53they took the airport.
00:50:59How could you not know about it?
00:51:01You belong to the right-wing
00:51:03racist organization.
00:51:07Because what you wanted to do
00:51:09with the real communists
00:51:11is to put you in the same row
00:51:13as Klux Klan.
00:51:15And that's all I wanted to tell you.
00:51:21Thank you.
00:51:23Poor guy.
00:51:27I know what you think about me.
00:51:29I'm a good German.
00:51:31But I don't think like I say.
00:51:33I can't praise you.
00:51:35I have to be in this quartet.
00:51:37I can't be silent.
00:51:39I'll be honest.
00:51:41I wanted to take
00:51:43this towel from you.
00:51:45When I saw it,
00:51:47my heart jumped out.
00:51:49I didn't have the right to do it.
00:51:51I didn't have the right.
00:51:55Strike!
00:51:57Strike!
00:51:59And we took it from here and sent it to you.
00:52:01It's good that the military
00:52:03took the whole mess.
00:52:05You didn't get enough.
00:52:07There has to be order.
00:52:13Of course,
00:52:15it was completely different
00:52:17when you were kids.
00:52:19When you were kids.
00:52:23I'll tell you shortly,
00:52:25without sentiments.
00:52:29You didn't have a chance.
00:52:31The least chance.
00:52:37And your Solidarity
00:52:39was founded
00:52:41to catch our enemies.
00:52:43Yes.
00:52:45We gave you a chance
00:52:47to declare yourself.
00:52:49And then what?
00:52:51Still and invariably
00:52:53the theory of provocation, right?
00:52:55What theory?
00:52:57Practice.
00:52:59I'm sorry,
00:53:01but after this lesson
00:53:03you won't fight anymore.
00:53:05These people
00:53:07are not suitable for this anymore.
00:53:09You speak like my friend,
00:53:11Maciej.
00:53:13I like you, Jasiu.
00:53:19That's why
00:53:21hold on to this friend.
00:53:23I'm holding on.
00:53:25This is my classmate.
00:53:27We had the last meeting
00:53:29of our
00:53:31graduation anniversary.
00:53:33Major also came.
00:53:35I say to my Major,
00:53:37in a moment they will sing a protest song.
00:53:39How will you do it?
00:53:41I say, convince them.
00:53:43They will sing against the system.
00:53:45They won't.
00:53:47He answers.
00:53:49I say, let's put on.
00:53:51Agree.
00:53:53Major says.
00:53:55We put on.
00:53:59They sang.
00:54:01They didn't.
00:54:03I lost.
00:54:05And then
00:54:07my friend
00:54:09Ubek
00:54:11said the same as you.
00:54:13That he is
00:54:15sorry,
00:54:17but they are not capable of it anymore.
00:54:21You lost.
00:54:23Then I lost.
00:54:27Would you like to try again?
00:54:29Why not?
00:54:31We have here
00:54:33so many grateful objects.
00:54:35Chabot, Einstein.
00:54:39What do you suggest?
00:54:41I could mount them
00:54:43against you.
00:54:47I'm interested.
00:54:49I accept.
00:54:51Let's drink.
00:54:53Let's drink.
00:54:59Listen, Juri,
00:55:01have you ever wanted
00:55:03to tell me
00:55:05something?
00:55:11Yes, I do.
00:55:33They came.
00:55:35They were open.
00:55:37I came.
00:55:39How was the ferry?
00:55:41Was the conference successful?
00:55:43It was rocking.
00:55:45Here, too.
00:55:47Some of them
00:55:49even very much.
00:55:51Miloš comes into the room,
00:55:53says something to me,
00:55:55and behind his back
00:55:57there is a new one.
00:55:59And I say,
00:56:01behind his back
00:56:03there is a new one.
00:56:05I talk to Chabot,
00:56:07and behind his back
00:56:09I see Rakoč.
00:56:11I open the door,
00:56:13and behind him
00:56:15Ulbricht pushes in.
00:56:17I thought I was going crazy,
00:56:19but behind Juri's back
00:56:21I saw Josif Vissarionovich
00:56:23Stalin himself.
00:56:25You are tired.
00:56:27You must have suffered a lot.
00:56:29I saw them.
00:56:31These are nightmares.
00:56:33You have to believe in God.
00:56:37And you say that?
00:56:39I told you the other day,
00:56:41but you didn't understand.
00:56:43You were so...
00:56:45empty.
00:56:47Masha,
00:56:49why are they all following me?
00:56:53Do you see someone following me?
00:56:56Yes, Juri.
00:56:58Janek.
00:57:00Are you afraid of him?
00:57:02I'm not afraid.
00:57:04You are.
00:57:06I had an interesting conversation with him.
00:57:08About me?
00:57:10Why do you ask?
00:57:12You can't talk to him about me.
00:57:14Do you hear?
00:57:16He never talks to me about him.
00:57:18If he knew I was here,
00:57:20I wouldn't have left.
00:57:22Why do you risk it?
00:57:24When they announced the martial law,
00:57:26I prayed for you.
00:57:28I was so afraid.
00:57:30I didn't talk to Juri about you.
00:57:32I made a very interesting deal with him.
00:57:34You could say
00:57:36that we made a deal about the soul.
00:57:38Whose soul?
00:57:40The soul of Brichtar
00:57:42Gorchenko-Stalin.
00:57:44Calm down.
00:57:46No one is here.
00:57:50Only we are.
00:57:52Only we are.
00:57:54Only we.
00:58:22Why?
00:58:52Why are you standing like that?
00:58:54Get undressed and go to the sauna.
00:58:56Is everyone here?
00:58:58Of course.
00:59:00They didn't wait.
00:59:02Why should they wait?
00:59:16Why are you standing like that?
00:59:18You're making me unhappy.
00:59:20You're making me unhappy.
00:59:22You'll catch a cold.
00:59:26How do you look like?
00:59:28You should do some gymnastics.
00:59:30Can you tell me
00:59:32why are you standing like that?
00:59:34Because...
00:59:36I was walking through the park
00:59:38and I thought...
00:59:42I thought about our marriage.
00:59:44Our marriage.
00:59:48I thought
00:59:50if we are
00:59:52a good
00:59:54marriage.
00:59:56What do you mean?
00:59:58Didn't I stay with you in the West?
01:00:00Didn't we start
01:00:02a new life?
01:00:04Didn't I marry you?
01:00:06What do you mean?
01:00:08No, no.
01:00:10Nothing.
01:00:12How is Juri?
01:00:14If you weren't late
01:00:16you would know.
01:00:18I was late
01:00:20because I tried to approve
01:00:22my project.
01:00:24Did you succeed?
01:00:26I'll have to correct it.
01:00:28The director said
01:00:30that the enchantress is too similar
01:00:32to Kekkonen.
01:00:34Who asked you to be similar to Kekkonen?
01:00:36Masha.
01:00:38It would give this fairy tale an extra dimension.
01:00:40Who asked you for this dimension?
01:00:42No one.
01:00:44Then change it, don't argue.
01:00:48Although this enchantress
01:00:50similar to Kekkonen is really great.
01:00:52Yes.
01:00:54But she is a bad enchantress.
01:01:00You make a bad enchantress
01:01:02similar to Kekkonen.
01:01:04They worship you.
01:01:06They let you stay.
01:01:08They replace your homeland.
01:01:10You are so grateful to them.
01:01:12If you want to be a politician
01:01:14come back from where you came from.
01:01:16Nothing worse
01:01:18can happen to me.
01:01:24Nothing worse?
01:01:26I stayed in the West
01:01:28and married a Russian.
01:01:30Cat syndrome and victims
01:01:32led to perfection.
01:01:34But don't try to be
01:01:36more intelligent than you are.
01:01:38And take off your coat
01:01:40because you are laughing.
01:01:42And you stop painting nails.
01:01:44A bottle of nail polish costs 5 dollars.
01:01:46I bought it myself.
01:01:48That's why we eat hearts all week.
01:01:50It's not my fault that you can't make money.
01:01:52Masha.
01:01:54Did you tell Yuri
01:01:56that I work in the Red Theatre?
01:01:58I did.
01:02:00You did wrong.
01:02:02Why? He asked me how we are doing.
01:02:04You told him we don't live in Helsinki.
01:02:06I did.
01:02:08And him?
01:02:10You don't know him.
01:02:12He's a new guy.
01:02:14What can a politician
01:02:16do with people?
01:02:18What he can't do
01:02:20he can't do with happy people.
01:02:22Go and see.
01:02:34I have a pretense for you, Yuri.
01:02:36You didn't say anything
01:02:38but you went to Yuzi's room
01:02:40and you bought a computer.
01:02:42Milos.
01:02:44No, I want to check it.
01:02:46And then I'll tell you
01:02:48if it's worth buying it.
01:02:50For me it's OK.
01:02:52We have to do something.
01:02:54If we don't believe in ourselves
01:02:56they won't believe in us.
01:02:58We have to do something.
01:03:00If we don't believe in ourselves
01:03:02they won't believe in us.
01:03:04You mean America, of course.
01:03:06It was represented here
01:03:08by our friend Rusty Webb.
01:03:10America too.
01:03:12Afghanistan?
01:03:14Yes.
01:03:16He's right.
01:03:18We were there in the past.
01:03:24Janek!
01:03:26Janek!
01:03:32Good morning.
01:03:34Janek?
01:03:38It's been a long time.
01:03:40Good morning.
01:03:42Did he know I'd be here?
01:03:44He put those panties on
01:03:46in front of me.
01:03:48Janek, let me hug you.
01:03:50It's a pity you asked for help.
01:03:52Now it's time
01:03:54for people like you.
01:03:56You can't imagine
01:03:58how much we've learned from you.
01:04:00We've learned the most from your mistakes.
01:04:02Yes, Janek, mistakes are inspiring.
01:04:04You don't have to demonstrate.
01:04:06Take off your panties.
01:04:08You got me wrong, Jurek.
01:04:10These panties are not a demonstration.
01:04:12Masha and I
01:04:14live under the ravine.
01:04:18Around Podbiegunowy.
01:04:20There are few people there.
01:04:22We see people
01:04:24especially in winter
01:04:26when I glue
01:04:28my dolls.
01:04:30Sit down.
01:04:34When I see
01:04:36so many people
01:04:38I start to tremble.
01:04:42I don't remember
01:04:44how to do it.
01:04:46Take off your panties.
01:04:48I don't know
01:04:50who you are.
01:04:52You don't even know how big you are.
01:04:54Do you remember
01:04:56our establishment?
01:04:58Establishment?
01:05:00I don't remember.
01:05:02It was a long time ago.
01:05:04And it turns out
01:05:06I was right again.
01:05:08Was I in that establishment?
01:05:10No, behind you.
01:05:12You weren't in it.
01:05:14It was an establishment
01:05:16dedicated to the soul.
01:05:18No pessimism.
01:05:20We are all the same.
01:05:22We just have to want it.
01:05:24And you want it.
01:05:26Yes.
01:05:28And you learn from our mistakes.
01:05:30Yes.
01:05:32And what about my mistakes?
01:05:34You should have come back
01:05:36and saved what you could.
01:05:38And I tell you
01:05:40if there was a war in Moscow
01:05:42and you were abroad
01:05:44you wouldn't come back either.
01:05:46All right.
01:05:48I won't take off my panties.
01:05:50What is he supposed to say?
01:05:52The truth.
01:05:54But this conversation is unbearable.
01:05:56I think that Mr. Janek
01:05:58belongs to a powerful movement
01:06:00of 10 million people
01:06:02and thousands of people
01:06:04chanted Solidarity, Solidarity
01:06:06and now he lives somewhere
01:06:08in a suburb
01:06:10and he is 10 miles away
01:06:12from his nearest neighbor.
01:06:14And it's all right.
01:06:16And Yuri is the best example.
01:06:18I think you can take off your panties.
01:06:20And that's it.
01:06:22My wife won't let me.
01:06:24She is jealous of my Fyfus.
01:06:28But your own,
01:06:30irresponsible,
01:06:32autonomous
01:06:34and not referring to someone's mistake.
01:06:36Yuri, what was the mistake
01:06:38that you had to go to Budapest
01:06:40with tanks?
01:06:42Oh, that's incredible, Stuart.
01:06:44You are responsible for him.
01:06:46No, no.
01:06:48In short, you can say that.
01:06:50Good, Stuart.
01:06:52And Czechoslovakia?
01:06:54Yes, sir.
01:06:56And how much did Dubczek promise Brezhnev?
01:06:58He promised and promised.
01:07:00And how many of these promises were fulfilled?
01:07:02Right, Yuri?
01:07:04Stuart, you're talking about tactics.
01:07:06And Poland?
01:07:08Poland?
01:07:10Poland is
01:07:12from the bottom.
01:07:14That the masses from the bottom
01:07:16without the participation of party assets.
01:07:18Bravo, Stuart.
01:07:20You could have already led
01:07:22a trip of young Komsomol members
01:07:24after the Kremlin.
01:07:26Just so you know,
01:07:28today I officially invited Stuart
01:07:30to visit the Soviet Union.
01:07:32No!
01:07:34It's the top!
01:07:37For 40 years
01:07:39I have never gone to the Soviet Union.
01:07:41I was loyal,
01:07:43right-minded,
01:07:45honest.
01:07:47I did not betray my party.
01:07:49Just like some people.
01:07:51I knew that
01:07:53the moment would come when they would appreciate my sacrifice.
01:07:55They would say,
01:07:57Ernst!
01:07:59You have great merits.
01:08:01The story with you
01:08:03was not the easiest.
01:08:05Now you will go for a reward
01:08:07for a two-week trip across the Volga.
01:08:09But...
01:08:11Wait a minute.
01:08:13I never wanted anything more.
01:08:15Nothing.
01:08:17And now, when I could go,
01:08:19who do I invite?
01:08:21Stuart!
01:08:23You!
01:08:25You want to show him in the estate!
01:08:27Ernst, you are a wood engineer, right?
01:08:29Yes!
01:08:31After the return, I will contact the Ministry of Forestry
01:08:33You have to kiss my ass too!
01:08:35I will not go.
01:08:37Gentlemen, this is not a place
01:08:39for such a discussion.
01:08:41And when?
01:08:43When you take these tanks
01:08:45and your troops.
01:08:47When I miss you,
01:08:49then I will come.
01:08:51And not to invite the Ministry of Forestry,
01:08:53I do not know,
01:08:55but your personal.
01:08:57I will have a passport,
01:08:59I will come with a passport.
01:09:01Yuri, can I ask you for a moment?
01:09:03Go ahead.
01:09:17What does she want from him?
01:09:19It's a man's day.
01:09:21It's a man, a man, a man.
01:09:23It's Jan's wife.
01:09:25I want to go back.
01:09:27I'm going out!
01:09:29It's going to be a disaster.
01:09:31You can't talk about anything else
01:09:33but the asylum,
01:09:35the return, the trip,
01:09:37whether you will succeed or not,
01:09:39whether they will enter or not.
01:09:41I've had enough of it.
01:09:43Can't you talk about anything else?
01:09:45Look, I'm sweating.
01:09:47I'm sweating because I'm nervous.
01:09:49You're sweating because you're in the sauna.
01:09:51I'm sweating
01:09:53because I want to hear
01:09:55about trees,
01:09:57trees,
01:09:59when the air smells of storms.
01:10:01Why are the mountains high?
01:10:03Why is the snow white?
01:10:05You can not get so nervous in the sauna.
01:10:07Let's just talk about it.
01:10:09Why do people depend on me?
01:10:11Why...
01:10:13Be quiet!
01:10:15Why is it that the mountains are high
01:10:17and the snow is white?
01:10:19Why is it that way?
01:10:21I do not know, I do not ...
01:10:23Do not get so nervous.
01:10:25I want you to tell me about the things you don't tell me.
01:10:28I want to hear about the water, about the lakes,
01:10:31about the sound of the sails.
01:10:32Tell me about the first time you saw a waterfall.
01:10:37I want you to tell me about the waterfall,
01:10:40about the waterfall of your childhood.
01:10:42Tell me about the waterfall!
01:10:44Silence!
01:10:45I don't want to hear about the waterfall of your childhood!
01:10:49Take him away! He's got enough of himself!
01:10:51Tell me about the waterfall!
01:10:54Silence!
01:10:55I don't want to hear about the waterfall!
01:10:57Tell me about the waterfall of your childhood!
01:11:01I'll kill you!
01:11:02I'll show you your father!
01:11:12We're alone.
01:11:15Wait a moment. I have a question.
01:11:25Doesn't this sudden change in our Soviet friend bother you?
01:11:32Hm?
01:11:35Well, if it doesn't bother you, there's nothing to talk about.
01:11:39There is something to talk about?
01:11:41Yes.
01:11:42Of course there is.
01:11:44We were just experienced rabbits.
01:11:47Tell me everything, Shamo.
01:11:50You think so?
01:11:52I'm sure of it.
01:11:56I left my country just like Janek did.
01:12:00In 1956 I fled to Canada through Austria.
01:12:05I've been living there for 30 years.
01:12:09You?
01:12:11Aren't you one of us?
01:12:15I am.
01:12:17I am one of you.
01:12:19You can't get rid of it.
01:12:22I live somewhere else.
01:12:26But I'm waiting.
01:12:28I'm waiting for my friends in Helsinki to meet you.
01:12:33And marry you.
01:12:35Marry you!
01:12:40It's our destiny.
01:12:44And you want to persuade us to do the same?
01:12:50I say pass.
01:12:53Milos, Milos.
01:12:55But honestly, before I closed the borders for you,
01:12:57have you ever thought about leaving?
01:13:00Me?
01:13:04And you, Ernst?
01:13:06When they started building that wall for you?
01:13:09I don't remember.
01:13:11Oh, Jurek.
01:13:15And I'm telling you that Jurek also thought about it once.
01:13:23And if it happened that the war would be declared in Moscow,
01:13:31Jurek wouldn't come back.
01:13:37Really?
01:13:43But it won't work.
01:13:46Will you get up?
01:14:00You get up in the morning,
01:14:02you go down a narrow path in the middle of the road
01:14:06and you find yourself over a beautiful, clean water.
01:14:12I've been talking about water for the last 100 years.
01:14:15I take off my shoes and sit down.
01:14:22And when I sit like this,
01:14:26I can remember all my life.
01:14:33Sorry.
01:14:41Listen, I was just passing by the Soviet embassy.
01:14:45What?
01:14:46The police is surrounded.
01:14:48As if they were expecting a demonstration.
01:14:50A demonstration? Here?
01:14:53It's impossible.
01:14:54I thought so too.
01:14:56But the taxi driver told me something was going on in the Soviet Union.
01:14:59You were driving a taxi and you stopped saving?
01:15:01I was in a hurry to see you.
01:15:03I thought you might know something.
01:15:04Jurek.
01:15:06You.
01:15:07You must know something.
01:15:10What should I know?
01:15:12Who?
01:15:20Here, read it.
01:15:21You read it.
01:15:22War in Moscow itself.
01:15:24The authorities have spread the army.
01:15:26Are you crazy?
01:15:27I'd like to.
01:15:28They write that the new Soviet authorities have turned to the Chinese government
01:15:31so as not to extend the visas to Soviet citizens
01:15:34and to gain control of the border with Sweden and Norway.
01:15:37What are you talking about?
01:15:39Are you surprised?
01:15:40I thought you'd make it.
01:15:42Journalist.
01:15:43I'm going back to the Soviet Union.
01:15:45Old man, listen to me.
01:15:48Listen to me carefully.
01:15:50If it's true, all your friends are under arrest.
01:15:54It's true.
01:15:55It's a precise list of those who supported Gorbachev.
01:15:58Shut up!
01:15:59Old man, it's not a joke.
01:16:01I've been through it.
01:16:02Shut up!
01:16:03The phone and TV connections have been cut off.
01:16:07The Soviet Union has lost its values.
01:16:11Blockade of information.
01:16:12Excuse me.
01:16:13Which has kept a lot of information.
01:16:17Among other things, the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow
01:16:19is full of prisoners of Gorbachev.
01:16:22The detention center seems to be continuing.
01:16:25According to our knowledge,
01:16:27the situation in other Soviet countries is the opposite.
01:16:30Everywhere the guards are being arrested.
01:16:52What's going on there?
01:17:08What's going on there?
01:17:11The program will be interrupted for a moment.
01:17:18What did he say?
01:17:26A call.
01:17:31Maybe it's the radio.
01:17:34Wait a minute.
01:17:36It was Radio Liberty.
01:17:49Yes, guys.
01:17:52Are you listening to the report from the boxing match?
01:17:58What's going on here?
01:18:00You don't know anything.
01:18:03Didn't you hear?
01:18:05I don't know what happened.
01:18:07The state of war in Moscow.
01:18:08The army has taken over.
01:18:10Jurek is listening to Radio Liberty.
01:18:14I just had a meeting of a mixed commission.
01:18:16There was one Russian.
01:18:17He didn't say anything.
01:18:18Unfortunately, Stuart, it's true.
01:18:20We just saw a TV report.
01:18:23Radio Liberty says the same.
01:18:26It's over.
01:18:33No, it's impossible.
01:18:35The TV doesn't work?
01:18:37They suddenly interrupted.
01:18:39Maybe they want...
01:18:41Maybe we're already here.
01:18:45I'll be waiting for them here.
01:18:47Will you wait with me?
01:18:48Don't be nervous, Jurek.
01:18:50This is a big country.
01:18:51Russia is a huge country.
01:18:52There are no coups like in Ibiza.
01:18:54What do you know?
01:18:55And Khrushchev?
01:18:56I'm asking about Khrushchev.
01:18:59Like blood.
01:19:01Ernst.
01:19:13You don't have to wait here, Jurek.
01:19:15If I could help you,
01:19:17go to Sweden.
01:19:18It may be too late in an hour.
01:19:20It's easy.
01:19:21They did it themselves.
01:19:22But how?
01:19:23What?
01:19:24Where?
01:19:25Take the plane.
01:19:26Where?
01:19:27In the car.
01:19:31What about the ferry?
01:19:33I can't help you with the ferry.
01:19:35It's surrounded by embassy officials
01:19:37and KGB agents.
01:19:39You can do it.
01:19:40Maybe I should go to the embassy?
01:19:43I can see that you already know.
01:19:45Is Jurek packed?
01:19:47He's still hesitating.
01:19:48He's hesitating?
01:19:49He's still hesitating.
01:19:50All right.
01:19:51Let him hesitate.
01:19:53There are two guys from the Soviet embassy
01:19:55asking about you.
01:19:57Keep hesitating, Jurek.
01:20:00Come here.
01:20:01Come here.
01:20:02And kiss the weight of Johnson & Johnson
01:20:04because it's the last Western product
01:20:06you'll see in your life.
01:20:09What guys?
01:20:10From your embassy.
01:20:12They came for you.
01:20:13They're coming for you.
01:20:15For me?
01:20:16Why?
01:20:18You're an engineer.
01:20:20A computer specialist.
01:20:22Just like the first ones.
01:20:24I've already sent a photo to Amanerkamik.
01:20:26It's already done.
01:20:27The correspondent of Izvestia in Helsinki
01:20:29was personally put in the plane by KGB.
01:20:32Keep hesitating, Jurek.
01:20:33Keep hesitating.
01:20:34Jurek,
01:20:35I have no reason to like you.
01:20:37But now
01:20:38we're kind of on the same page.
01:20:41Let me put it this way.
01:20:42And that's why I'm telling you.
01:20:44There's my car on the street.
01:20:46It's yours.
01:20:47You get in and drive.
01:20:48Tomorrow you're in Sweden.
01:20:50Then you'll think about it.
01:20:51But you have one like in a bank.
01:20:53Nothing bad will happen to you there.
01:20:56You get in the car and drive.
01:20:58To Lahti, Oulu and Vaskola Kemi.
01:21:00You're close to the border with Kemi.
01:21:02Do you understand what I'm saying?
01:21:04Wait.
01:21:05Where are those guys?
01:21:07In the hall by the gate.
01:21:09I have to see them.
01:21:11All right.
01:21:23I'm sorry.
01:21:24I'm sorry.
01:21:25I'm sorry.
01:21:26I'm sorry.
01:21:27I'm sorry.
01:21:28I'm sorry.
01:21:29I'm sorry.
01:21:30I'm sorry.
01:21:31I'm sorry.
01:21:32I'm sorry.
01:21:33I'm sorry.
01:21:34I'm sorry.
01:21:35I'm sorry.
01:21:36I'm sorry.
01:21:37I'm sorry.
01:21:38I'm sorry.
01:21:39I'm sorry.
01:21:40I'm sorry.
01:21:41I'm sorry.
01:21:42I'm sorry.
01:21:43I'm sorry.
01:21:44I'm sorry.
01:21:45I'm sorry.
01:21:46I'm sorry.
01:21:47I'm sorry.
01:21:48I'm sorry.
01:21:49I'm sorry.
01:21:50I'm sorry.
01:21:51I'm sorry.
01:21:52I'm sorry.
01:21:53I'm sorry.
01:21:59I'm sorry.
01:22:03I've got the keys. I got them from Stiewart.
01:22:05Oh, God, find them for me.
01:22:07Of course, and from Stiewart, too.
01:22:09Don't worry about anything.
01:22:10Jurek, just think about yourself.
01:22:12Will you ask for a job at the oasis?
01:22:13I guess so.
01:22:14Well, then...
01:22:15I'll see you later.
01:22:16Bye.
01:22:17Bye.
01:22:18Bye.
01:22:19Bye.
01:22:20Bye.
01:22:21Bye.
01:22:22Bye.
01:22:23Bye.
01:22:24Bye.
01:22:25Bye.
01:22:26Bye.
01:22:27Bye.
01:22:28Bye.
01:22:29Bye.
01:22:30Bye.
01:22:31Bye.
01:22:32So... Welcome home.
01:22:34Call us when you get there.
01:22:36Of course I will, jak goesz!
01:22:38Thank you so much, guys.
01:22:39You're too welcome!
01:23:02I've lost two kilos.
01:23:07Two whole kilos.
01:23:12Get a grip.
01:23:15You'll learn something.
01:23:19Show me the newspaper.
01:23:24How did you do it?
01:23:26I based it mainly on the reports about the attack of the US.
01:23:33I only replaced Gorbachev with Aliyev.
01:23:40When it came to Stuart...
01:23:44I thought it was the end.
01:23:47Stuart's entrance was very important.
01:23:58Ernst, go open Stuart's book.
01:24:01Tell him you were in shock.
01:24:05Because it's true.
01:24:17I wonder where he is now.
01:24:22He should be somewhere around here.
01:24:25I knew I'd find you here. What are you thinking?
01:24:32I think you're surprised.
01:24:35You're surprised? Where's Yuri?
01:24:39I told you you'd be surprised.
01:24:43If you don't want to tell me, I'll tell you.
01:24:47I asked Yuri to look into my return.
01:24:55He was very optimistic.
01:24:59He promised to return the letter I wrote to the authorities.
01:25:06Your name wasn't mentioned in the letter.
01:25:11It doesn't concern you.
01:25:13You're right.
01:25:15It doesn't concern Yuri either.
01:25:18He's on his way to Sweden.
01:25:22Yuri? How?
01:25:25In our car.
01:25:27In our car?
01:25:29Yes, in our car.
01:25:32It was hard for me to start with nothing.
01:25:35I didn't want Yuri to go through the same thing.
01:25:38You gave him our car?
01:25:41Where's Yuri?
01:25:42In Sweden.
01:25:44Alone?
01:25:45He left in Jan's car.
01:25:48He just got in.
01:25:50His wife has a grudge against him.
01:25:54It's a very interesting situation.
01:25:59Yuri...
01:26:02Yuri left, but why?
01:26:05The army on the streets of Moscow scared him.
01:26:11That's not true.
01:26:13You're not telling me...
01:26:16You're not telling me...
01:26:22Even my friend, a musician,
01:26:25recognized the ambassador.
01:26:28The Press Department, evidently KGB.
01:26:37What's going on here?
01:26:39What is he talking about? What army in Moscow?
01:26:43Our friends decided to take revenge.
01:26:48They told Yuri that there was a strike in Moscow.
01:26:52And he believed it.
01:27:03So Jan won the bet.
01:27:06What bet?
01:27:08He once bet with Yuri that he would rebel against him.
01:27:15It's true.
01:27:17Listen, Masha.
01:27:19There's a scene in the film,
01:27:23in which Kate's wife asks Al Pacino
01:27:29to explain her situation, which she doesn't understand.
01:27:35And he tells her,
01:27:38It's a matter between brothers, Kate.
01:27:43And I tell you,
01:27:47it's a matter between brothers, Masha.
01:27:53Only between brothers.
01:28:00Only between brothers.
01:28:08By the way, you'd play it so wonderfully
01:28:13if you really believed it.
01:28:17If it were true.
01:28:21If you really believed it.
01:28:25Cool, I'll try.
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