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00:02:11Forgery sergeant Fitzsimmons
00:02:30Yes, sir jr. Frisbee just wrote him
00:02:42Steven murdering partner with him. I presume in a manner of speaking sir
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00:03:17This here dirty old bag of bones was my partner for 30 years
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00:03:25Do you know what he is now
00:03:27He's dead. That's what he is. Now. What do you got to say about that? Oh, I'd say bury him jr
00:03:34You don't even care who done it. Do you?
00:03:37No, I don't. Well, I'll tell you who done it Baker's done it and you don't care why he done it. Do you?
00:03:44You can't say I do jr. Oh bill did here was kick his dog
00:03:49Just just his damn dog and Baker laid him out for the party gates
00:03:54And you're not gonna do a damn thing about it, aren't you? No
00:03:59I'll come
00:04:00Ain't it your job to protect folks? Ain't it your job to protect good clean decent white folks from the heated?
00:04:12Well, ain't it
00:04:19Well, I'd say he looks healthier than last time I saw him jr. How can he look healthier when he's dead must agree with him
00:04:28We was talking about protection
00:04:31well
00:04:32How many people would you say he's killed?
00:04:35life
00:04:36Well, none that didn't sir
00:04:39How many of you killed him? Yeah?
00:04:41None that didn't deserve it. Me and Bill was very particular about that. We never killed Turks folks neither
00:04:46Of course there was a Baptist got in the way once but very seldom. Yeah
00:04:51Well, you ought to bury him
00:04:55All you got to say
00:04:57You know what? I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write a letter to Washington about you. Yes, sir
00:05:04Know what?
00:05:05Well, I'm gonna find somebody that can write for me somebody with a fine delicate hand cuz that's all they understand in Washington
00:05:14I'm gonna write a letter
00:05:16You wait and see if I don't
00:05:18Sergeant see the poor bill is underground before dark. Yes, sir flies are getting bad. Yes, sir
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00:05:25decent folks can't move in this country without
00:05:31Getting killed or
00:05:3730 years sergeant. My wife will be coming through the gate any day now
00:05:41She wants to make sure I retire this time. Mm-hmm get book binder in here, sir
00:05:59Frisbees out there telling how he's aiming to write a letter to Washington. Yes. Yes a fine delicate letter
00:06:05Very fine and very delicate because that's what they understand in Washington. Yes. Yes, I know
00:06:10We haven't heard anything of Baker in four or five months. What's he up to?
00:06:13It's hard to keep up with him him and them. He rides with always on the move
00:06:20He travels with a dog
00:06:22How's that? I said he travels with a dog. Well
00:06:26Why did you tell me travels with a dog? Well, I don't know why I told you I just told you that's all
00:06:31I didn't mean for you to get put out none
00:06:33All right
00:06:35Where does he make his base? He ain't got none
00:06:38Gets around like a fever and lives on a rock
00:06:42Word has it. He's planning something big something. What something big that's all I heard
00:06:49What binder
00:06:51You do work for us. Do you not write you are employed by the United States Cavalry as a scout?
00:06:58Scout Cavalry, yeah, well then get out do some scouting find out something find out what Baker is planning to do
00:07:07Like a grain of sand that wants to be a rolling stone. I want to be the man. I'm not
00:07:15The things I really
00:07:18Haven't got and that's a lot
00:07:21There'll be a joy and there'll be laughter something big is what I'm after now
00:07:27Yes, it's what I'm after now
00:07:32After taking a take up giving something big is what I'm living for. Yes. It's what I'm living for
00:07:42Living for
00:07:48Why do I go on and fill my life with little things when there are big things I must do
00:07:56Lots of dreams that really
00:08:00Should come true before I'm through
00:08:03There'll be joy and there'll be laughter something big is what I'm after now. Yes. It's what I'm after now
00:08:14After taking take up giving something big is what I'm living for. Yes. It's what I'm living for
00:08:22Living for
00:08:31After taking take up something big is what I'm living for. Yes. It's what I'm living for
00:08:41Living for
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00:08:46Well, if we were going to talk why couldn't we have met at Badwater or some civilized place
00:08:51I could get shot in the civilized place Baker folks treat me like an animal
00:08:57What do you want
00:09:00And you were planning something big
00:09:02What do you hear that on the wind?
00:09:06You ought to stay out of the wind cop. You could catch your death. Never mind. We heard it
00:09:11So I could get my hands on something that might interest you what a
00:09:24Gatling gun, what are you willing to take for this big gun?
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00:09:54Trade you that they're big gun for a woman
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00:10:03Woman
00:10:06What do you want with a woman where you mean
00:10:09Where do you mean? Why do I want worth a woman? What's any man want with a woman?
00:10:15I'll pay you for the big gun
00:10:17Yeah, and I'll spend it all in the first water hole. I come to you know, I can't leave the territory
00:10:23It's a woman or nothing
00:10:25Where am I gonna find a woman out here? Well, that's your problem
00:10:30Is your deal?
00:10:36Yeah, it's deal
00:10:57What's that shining in your horse's mouth teeth shines like gold cavities
00:11:05I love my horse
00:11:15Let's see that a standoff sisters what now I couldn't do that
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00:11:50Heard a bone still here. His name is John John
00:12:05It's right here in bad water two weeks ago, mr. Baker
00:12:23Dear mr. Baker
00:12:26You and my loving brother Tommy must be having a fine time of it out there in the West
00:12:31Out there where the most respectable man within Shelton distance is a thief and a rogue and a cutthroat
00:12:38But it's coming to the end laddie. And that's why I'm taking my pen in hand to write to you miserable, man
00:12:45By the time they receive this wee message. I'll be on my way
00:12:51I'm coming for you. Mr. Baker
00:12:54No
00:12:56You can set your mind to it and pack your kit
00:12:59You asked me to marry and you meant it and I said I wouldn't I meant it
00:13:05So you can get your great brute of a self ready because I'm coming by the first passage I can find
00:13:11Your love and over don't write. Is she sick? She's come come in here. Take me back to Pennsylvania
00:13:19Oh my god coming to take me back whether I'm ready to go or not
00:13:23Well, you did ask my sister to marry you. Well, we've been out here almost four years and two years was your agreement with you
00:13:29You told you you could make your fortune in that time and go home as rich as creases. Thought you were on my side
00:13:36He came out here to do something big I'm a writer I'm a wrong
00:13:39Right. Well your time's more than run out and you haven't done it yet because you keep putting it off and putting it off
00:13:44Because you know that when you do it, it'll be the end of this life for you
00:13:48Well, you might as well face it lad it's gonna be the end anyway once my sister gets here and that's a fact
00:13:56Emilio Estevez was the biggest bandit of them all senior this whole town is his he was the enemy of Benito Juarez
00:14:04Also, he was the enemy of Maximilian. Also, he did not care for his mother when he took this down
00:14:09He kept it everything he steals he brings to this place. It's the Sodom and Gomorrah Mexico. Yeah
00:14:16Don't remember me for this
00:14:18It's like the sack of Rome, but we are only a dozen guns
00:14:23With the big gun we can do it
00:14:29Hey look
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00:14:41Those three were doing what we're thinking about
00:14:44It's not gonna be easy Baker. There are over a hundred guns down there
00:14:48The hell with their guns. Tell me this is it
00:14:52something big big
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00:15:45Think you best come to the saloon sir. So long. Well, I think you best come and see sir
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00:17:03The men wanted me to tell you what a pleasure it's been to serve under you and
00:17:08well, we we know it's gonna be two weeks before you're leaving but
00:17:11some of the men here are gonna be out on patrol when it comes your time to leave us and
00:17:16Well, we we'd like to take this opportunity
00:17:25Sir it's my privilege and an honor to be the one chosen to present you with this token of our esteem
00:17:31And I speak for all the horse soldiers in your command when I say that it's been an honor to serve with you
00:17:36under under
00:17:39Under you sir
00:17:41Yes
00:17:43Thank You corporal
00:17:47Thank you
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00:18:01Find myself rather at a loss for words
00:18:03It's most difficult for me to express
00:18:07My feelings about this occasion and all of you
00:18:11In the cavalry, I believe only a soldier could understand that
00:18:16possibly only a horse soldier
00:18:19I've
00:18:21I've been a cavalryman for 30 years
00:18:25And it's been my privilege
00:18:27And my honor
00:18:29To be acquainted with a great many
00:18:32very brave men
00:18:33so
00:18:35I'm most grateful tonight for this opportunity to tell you and of all those with whom I served
00:18:45You men
00:18:49Are the finest
00:18:52And I thank you
00:18:59Sir sir, you believe in fair play don't you and doing what's right? Of course sergeant
00:19:05well, it was
00:19:07Me that was supposed to give you that Indian headdress and not corporal James here
00:19:11And well, I'd like your permission to express my feelings on this matter, sir. Oh
00:19:15I see
00:19:16Well, certainly
00:19:20Corporal James that was a bad thing you've done to me. Oh, but sergeant
00:19:27I'm gonna take you one by one would put him up to it
00:19:49Oh
00:20:08Your hat sir, thank you corporal that was very unwise, you know sergeant Fitzsimmons is sensitive sensitive sir very sensitive
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00:20:33Know
00:20:38Evening evening, sir. We sit as well. I do. Thank you. Have a cigar. I will
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00:20:58Captain I'm going to miss this outfit very much
00:21:02And any day now my wife will be arriving through the gate
00:21:07No way I go
00:21:09Mrs. Morgan is coming here to the fort
00:21:11with bells on captain bells on I
00:21:15Guess she wants to be sure I retire this time
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00:21:20Started to twice before but when I came right down to it
00:21:26Listen to that
00:21:34History we're making captain we're making history
00:21:38Someday it'll be a tired old ghost
00:21:43Blowing in the wind
00:21:49Good night captain. Good night, sir. Thank you for that cigar. You're welcome Colonel
00:21:53Oh
00:22:16How are you we went as that is
00:22:19What the that mr. John Anderson
00:22:23well, yeah, but
00:22:25It was his last wish on his desk that
00:22:29Mr. End is a saint
00:22:31If these friends cannot be with him, he always want to be with his friends
00:22:35That was a very fine gesture. Why you like to drink Oh whiskey, I reckon
00:22:40You
00:22:44Wouldn't be knowing a man named Baker I don't suppose
00:22:47He rides with a dog. See everybody knows your Baker. He's been around lately
00:22:53Hmm seven eight days ago
00:22:56Why do you ask?
00:22:57Senor Baker a compadre to you
00:23:00No, not exactly. I I heard he was planning something big. Oh, yes
00:23:05He's planning something big mucho mucho mucho very big yeah what I
00:23:15Don't know
00:23:35I
00:24:05Don't know
00:24:15Are you a bandit no, ma'am just an old cowboy trying to get along
00:24:20Hell honey, I don't care what you call yourself, but if you're after our valuables
00:24:26I'll tell you now mine. You can't put in a saddlebag
00:24:29You want a bet?
00:24:31Tommy
00:24:35Oh
00:24:52Wow
00:24:54Why not you bring shame on yourself gain Johnny Cobb a woman like her
00:24:58Well, how do you figure look at it lad? Do you want people to think she's the best you can do?
00:25:06Muchacha is we lean
00:25:13Just said he wanted a woman he didn't say one one with a bloodline can you no understand lad?
00:25:18Taking her to Cobb would be to go again the scripture scripture. What's the Bible got to do with it?
00:25:25Christian thing to do is to get the kind of a woman for Cobb that you'd want Cobb to get for you
00:25:31I
00:26:01Do
00:26:07Two men
00:26:09More than likely that's Johnny Cobb and the flea that rides with him more than likely and you don't have the woman for him for trade
00:26:17It could mean trouble. Well, let's let him hear what trouble really sounds like I
00:26:22What air do you fancy then?
00:26:25Campbell's are coming
00:26:31I
00:27:01I
00:27:31Oh
00:27:35Come on Tuffy
00:27:37You were gone a lot longer this time than I thought you'd be. I were down in Mexico looking over town of esta vez
00:27:47They rolled in this morning
00:28:01You
00:28:18Baker where's a woman?
00:28:20Johnny's talking to you Baker
00:28:23You start something with me moon and they'll be collecting you in a gunny sack. Where's a woman?
00:28:28When I have her I'll let you know. All right, wait
00:28:32What do you think? I am Cobb a magician
00:28:34You think it's easy to produce a woman out of nowhere
00:28:38Don't you think if I could find a woman in this territory? I'd have one or two for myself
00:28:42Well, what about the time they stole your cooks wouldn't leg out of that cat house and bad water used it for firewood
00:28:49You found him another where'd you find a wooden leg way out here?
00:28:52Well, it wasn't easy and that horse are yours. You got the only horse in the world with gold teeth
00:28:58What's your point his point is if you can find them things in this country you can find him a woman
00:29:04Yeah
00:29:05Now you just listen to me and and you better listen good if it wasn't for the $5,000 price on my head outside this territory
00:29:12I wouldn't even be talking to you. We got a deal you and me a deal a
00:29:17Woman for a Gatlin gun now, I can get my hands on that Gatlin gun this week. Where's the woman?
00:29:23You need a drink Johnny what I need is a woman you could make a man deaf yelling this here like that
00:29:33Sit down Johnny have a drink sit down
00:29:41When I lie down at nights, I'm thinking about a woman and when I get up in the morning
00:29:49I'm thinking about a woman
00:29:52It's been years
00:29:55Baker it's been years. I can't remember. I can't even remember what it's like
00:30:03Well, Johnny, I'll tell you what it's like first of I don't want you to tell me I want to do it
00:30:09Now we got a deal Gatlin gun for a woman now, where is she?
00:30:13It's a sorry kind of a man who resorts to violence Cobb
00:30:22I'll just take a drink
00:30:34They're waiting for you
00:30:42Don't you do that outside bookbinder sergeant Fitzsimmons is just finished cleaning the oh, no not now
00:30:48Oh
00:30:52Well, I rode out to Badwater and talked to a Mexican there that runs the cantina yeah
00:30:58Then I rode on down to the stage stop and talked to a mountain man there named Nate Hatters be
00:31:05No one
00:31:06Then I rode back a hundred miles to Lost Boy Pass and talked to a couple of Navajos there riding south
00:31:13Bookbinder, could you just get to it? What is Baker planning Baker?
00:31:19Something big
00:31:22Look binder
00:31:23I've been in the army most of my life 30 years in the cavalry to be exact and I have never ever
00:31:30Had a scout as utterly worthless as you are
00:31:33Get out colonel. If a man can't find something out. He just can't find it out. Now. That's all there is to it
00:31:39No, that is not all there is to it bookbinder. You are paid to know do you understand?
00:31:45No, you don't get out get out
00:31:48I
00:32:18Don't
00:32:48I
00:33:19I
00:33:38Hear it's Baker
00:33:41He's held up four stagecoaches in one week gentlemen here here here and here
00:33:49He hasn't harmed anyone and he hasn't taken anything from them. No, what does that leave?
00:33:54Obviously, he's looking for something or someone or whatever
00:33:57Before he finds them or it or whatever it is. He's looking for I want to know who or what it is and said
00:34:06Now one thing for sure as I'm standing here we know he's out there right now somewhere holding up another stagecoach
00:34:15Question gentlemen, why is he doing it?
00:34:19Why?
00:34:38Apache flat
00:34:48Oh
00:35:05You folks better come in this will be your last drink of water before dry well
00:35:18I
00:35:34What's going on here, who are you what do you want?
00:35:49I
00:36:04I'm going to see you shot and who's gonna do the shooting
00:36:08It may interest you to know that. My name is Marianna Morgan. My husband is the commanding officer of the port at dry wells
00:36:15Is that the best you can think of to scare me you cannot be the colonel's lady lassie and why not
00:36:22Everybody in the territory knows that the colonel was married to a cord lady who lives back east
00:36:26I a cold frigid barren woman. We need her a soul
00:36:32You know the kennel we've met along the way and I suppose he he told you all this about his wife
00:36:38He didn't have to what other kind of a woman will make a man live alone to do his duty
00:36:44How's your health
00:36:45Your belly ever hurt you I beg your head or anything
00:36:50Tell you one thing you sure do look like everything is in order. I
00:36:56See a minute Tommy
00:37:14I
00:37:36What do you mean the colonel's wife ain't here there wasn't nothing you could do, huh?
00:37:40Another thing just like they took us. What's going on here? Where's my wife? Yo, stop. Where's mr. Morton, sir?
00:37:47I got your wife's luggage and that's all
00:37:51Colonel, I just don't know how to tell you. We'll find a way man. Find a way quickly
00:37:55Well, sir, your wife was tooken at Apache Flats. There was about a dozen. I'm mostly Mexican, but the leader he were no mix
00:38:02I
00:38:04Have dark hair and a dog brown eyes. Yep, and a dog tall and lean was he that's right. He had a dog
00:38:09Yes, and a dog
00:38:12Baker
00:38:14Baker
00:38:18Something big
00:38:23Bring this man to my office
00:38:33I
00:38:58Make a deal with you. You can hate me, but you can still drink my water
00:39:03On that basis, I'll do it. I
00:39:05Don't have a disease. Neither do I and it's gonna remain that way
00:39:14Will you answer one question for me I
00:39:17Got no secrets
00:39:19Why am I here? What do you intend to do with me? You want it straight out? Yes
00:39:26I'm trading you to a man for a Gatlin gun. I
00:39:29I
00:39:32Know it ain't right, but no one's ever accused me of being good. I got a qualm
00:39:36I don't want you to think that I'm bragging, but I've known a lot of women in my time. I
00:39:42Don't remember seeing one as beautiful as you
00:39:46And it's sure gonna hurt me to turn you over to him
00:39:49I
00:39:58Have any idea which way they went
00:40:00Nope, I sure ain't. I know I ain't even got a notion which way they come. They was just there just there
00:40:10Are you absolutely certain you didn't hear him say anything I
00:40:13Didn't say I didn't hear him say anything. I said I didn't hear him say anything about where he was gone
00:40:19And you did hear him say something
00:40:22Sure did
00:40:25Would you mind telling me what he said if it's not too much strain
00:40:30He said what what'd he say? He asked mrs. Morgan our belly was
00:40:38What
00:40:43Danny give her a probe or do
00:40:46Same drill, please
00:40:48Who seemed real pleased?
00:40:52Baker
00:40:53Tyler we're taking your trope issue three days rushes to the man. Yes. We'll pick up their trail Apache flats
00:41:13But
00:41:43They
00:41:47Wrote out of here heading east colonel
00:41:51Figure they're headed for the Guadalupe. No stay here the night. We're shot in the morning. Yes, sir
00:41:58See the horses a corral captain. Yes, sir
00:42:13I
00:42:18Reckon I've heard about everything there is to hear about Baker. I
00:42:22know you're worried about your lady, but I
00:42:25Ain't never yet heard tell a baker hurting a woman
00:42:29book binder
00:42:30Her things man can do to a woman without hurting her vile rude disgraceful undignified things
00:42:37unspeakable things
00:42:40Yeah
00:42:43I
00:43:03Backer for wagon lots of whiskey going to love
00:43:13I
00:43:43I
00:43:45I
00:44:11You stay there missing I'll get you drink
00:44:15I
00:44:30This is all well and good, but it's not the big thing is it
00:44:33The Indians are gonna like this whiskey either men are they not what kind of an answer is that then?
00:44:38We're gonna need him for our big thing
00:44:42Okay
00:44:45I
00:45:15They love me
00:45:33Baker
00:45:44Jesus saves a man
00:45:48whiskey
00:45:49Good you bring sunshine. So good. Welcome. I
00:45:55Figured like it you good man Baker
00:45:59You lovely man, well chief, thank you, but
00:46:07There's just one little thing lovely lovely lovely
00:46:29I
00:46:40Pickens bring you a guest for supper. Yeah, I saw and I'm glad to see you finally fun
00:46:59I can't I can't believe it
00:47:04What's so funny about my taste in women is she the one
00:47:10What's wrong with her is she the one you got for Johnny Cobb? Yeah, what's wrong?
00:47:16Joe don't you know who she is?
00:47:19Well, she told us some story about
00:47:23You mean you don't mean
00:47:30I
00:47:32Don't suppose you'd like to talk about it just before they stand you in front of my husband's firing squad
00:47:37I'll be happy to discuss it with you. Mr. Baker
00:47:43Now will you please show me to my quarters
00:47:47You sleep here indeed and where will you sleep beneath you I
00:47:53Prefer to sleep somewhere else. Thank you. I prefer to sleep somewhere else
00:47:58You sleep here I'll sleep beneath you and that's the way it's gonna be until Cobb comes to collect you
00:48:21Tommy how's a good man like me get into a mess like this?
00:48:27I
00:48:49I'm sorry, mr. Morgan, but we don't stock lilac water
00:48:53You can't seriously expect that I'm gonna bathe in that tub in this room
00:48:58Well, except for the four to dry. Well, that's the only time I know of for a hundred miles
00:49:03That isn't exactly what I meant. Mr. Baker. I seriously doubt whether you've ever known one, but I happen to be a lady
00:49:10Is that a fact?
00:49:12That is most certainly a fact
00:49:15Does that mean that you're put together as somehow different than any other woman?
00:49:20What I'm getting at is if I didn't know any other females then I wouldn't know what I was looking at what I
00:49:26what I
00:49:29But it just so happens. I know other females and I know exactly what I'm looking at. So it don't make no difference. Does it?
00:49:38Out here we all bathe in the same water I usually go first but I'm giving you that honor you being such a fine lady and all
00:49:45There's a way it works Tommy scrubs my back. I scrub Tommy's back
00:49:49Picking scrub Lewis's back and Lewis scrub Pickens back. That's the way it was until you come in and messed up the whole organization
00:49:56Now we'll just have to rearrange it all
00:50:00And while you're here Lewis scrub your back and you'll scrub
00:50:05She's still in it where'd you meet her I was in her husband's company during a war we rode together at Manassas I
00:50:13Guess I'd still be a horse soldier for having lost my leg in the war
00:50:18I
00:50:20Was in her husband's company during a war. We rode together at Manassas. I
00:50:24Guess I'd still be a horse soldier for having lost my leg in the war
00:50:28I guess I'd still be a horse soldier for having lost my leg in the war. Oh
00:50:35See there was this girl of Virginia and her father caught us
00:50:40Cut it off
00:50:41Chopped it clean off with an axe while I was sleeping. Really
00:50:47Cross my heart
00:50:50You're lucky was only your leg
00:50:58I
00:51:11Know what you're thinking
00:51:14You're thinking that somewhere out there your husband's looking for you
00:51:19It's logical, isn't it?
00:51:21very logical
00:51:23Why'd you make him live all those years alone? I
00:51:27Can't think of any reason in the world why I should answer a question like that from you. You don't have to talk to me at
00:51:33all
00:51:34What have you got to lose?
00:51:37That's one way of looking at it. I suppose
00:51:40You don't seem as upset as I thought you'd be
00:51:43If I don't it's because I I don't believe it
00:51:47Things like this don't happen
00:51:49Not to me
00:51:51Nothing ever happened to me back in Pennsylvania either. That's why I came out here
00:51:56All my life. I wanted to do something big really big
00:52:01Now I can do it, but I need that Gatlin gun
00:52:04And that's where I fit in. This is my first chance to do the big thing
00:52:09Maybe my last chance
00:52:11you wouldn't understand I
00:52:15Understood that my husband had to be cavalry had to be a horse soldier. I never sympathized but I understood I
00:52:24I don't believe you. I don't believe you're gonna trade me for a Gatlin gun. Why don't you believe me?
00:52:32Because I'm worth more than that
00:52:34far more
00:52:36And you know it
00:52:53I
00:53:08Look like they've been here Colonel
00:53:23Colonel don't soldier sending word. We're coming
00:53:34Tyler
00:53:38Sir I'm going on alone captain you take the men back dry. Well, sir, the men understand
00:53:44They're more than willing to continue. Yes, I'm certain they are
00:53:47This is a very personal matter. I can't endanger their lives
00:53:51Begging the colonel's pardon, but don't you can say no. No, this is not an Indian matter captain
00:53:56Just take them in back to the fort. Yes
00:54:05I'm sending the man home book binder if you would like to go with him. It's all right with me. I understand
00:54:11Things is getting a little dull back at the fort colonel. I believe I'll just stay with you
00:54:15Appreciate that
00:54:20I
00:54:50I
00:55:20I
00:55:27Can you just get purtier and purtier I sure am lucky man every time I come back here I have expect to see you to go
00:55:36Every time we think of leaving Polly finds another nugget. That's right
00:55:40We ain't got nothing but a cow and a hole in the ground. You might say we live from nipple to nugget
00:55:47Come on, Dan. I
00:55:49Got an itch that needs scratching
00:55:55All right, Tuffy
00:56:00Hey you
00:56:01Why don't you plant some flowers or something on your husband's grave? He didn't smell nice living. Why should he smell nice dead?
00:56:09I'm speaking about
00:56:11Respect that's right maker
00:56:14And we got a lot of respect for you
00:56:19I
00:56:22Sure am hungry you got anything cooking
00:56:50Oh
00:57:03Why do you suppose the army always picks uninhabitable places to settle I don't know ma'am, but it's a fact. Oh
00:57:10Maybe I should tell you it's customary for all ladies to check into the fort at the company office
00:57:16first building over there
00:57:18Send your baggage over
00:57:49I'm
00:57:53Looking for Baker
00:57:57Everybody's looking for him, ma'am
00:58:04And why do you suppose they're doing that
00:58:07Well, ma'am, I could give you a thousand reasons, but particularly because he's got the colonel's wife
00:58:13Does he I?
00:58:14Well, I never knew Baker when he didn't have some man's wife. I
00:58:19He follows the skirts like a dog follows the scent of a fox
00:58:23How is it? You know, I'm so well ma'am
00:58:25He's going to marry with me. I
00:58:29Am miss Dover McBride and I've come to get him
00:58:32Oh
00:58:42You laddie tell me this what we're gonna do with her I
00:58:48Don't know but she's right she's worth the hell of a lot more than that goddamn gun
00:58:54You know something Codds cheating me
00:58:57Hey
00:58:59If only she want the cavalry colonel's wife. Hey, that's not it. It's her. It's all her. She makes me wonder about what?
00:59:06Now, what do you think?
00:59:09Look, you're gonna have to make a decision Cubs gonna be along any day with the big gun. I know
00:59:14What you gonna tell him when it comes? I don't know
00:59:17If she's still here, he's gonna see her. I know
00:59:21Look, I got the colonel's wife
00:59:25Dover's coming to get me
00:59:27Cubs coming with the big gun. It's getting hard to keep things straight in my mind
00:59:35Have you considered taking her back then
00:59:39You know, I'm getting a terrible pain in my head Tommy would you mind just shutting up
00:59:44But if you take her back, you'll have nothing for a cop
00:59:48If you give it to Cobb, we'll have the whole US cavalry against us. No personally. I prefer a cop
00:59:54I'm just trying to be helpful. You understand but you're not being helpful. Tell me you're making me sick
00:59:59Hi
01:00:24I
01:00:54Tell it
01:00:58Not enough
01:01:05Well now why don't you try counting it Malachi I
01:01:09Know how much it is not enough. You know how much it is. Then, you know, it's what we agreed on and do come carry
01:01:17This ain't took him Gary
01:01:19I
01:01:21Say what you got to say, I'm in a hurry
01:01:26Words and took him Gary ain't money in El Paso
01:01:31Cost me more than I thought for the big gun come too far risk too much take a loss how much more
01:01:40Half again as much you might think my mom and raised a fool. I forget as much God
01:01:50Thank You
01:01:57You eat like a pig
01:02:11Tequila or whiskey whiskey
01:02:14What do you have to eat I got goat Billy or nanny never mind do you have anything else horse I
01:02:22would have some of the some of the goat and
01:02:25Whiskey, thank you
01:02:34There we are
01:02:36discusses
01:02:38Mr. Bookbinder here tells me you're acquainted with a man by the name of Baker, right?
01:02:43Oh, I see. See your Baker's a good friend of mine
01:02:47Very close. Yeah, I got a book finder when I tell you after now to handle these people
01:02:53Treat them nicely decently speak to them quietly and there's no end to what you can find out. Yeah now then
01:02:59Has he been around to see you lately Baker? I don't remember. When was the last time?
01:03:05Where does he live revere no say
01:03:09How many hombres ride with him? I don't know
01:03:15As you said, he was a good friend of yours. See mucho mucho mucho. Very good friend. I say
01:03:23Well, thank you very much. You've been most helpful
01:03:27gracias
01:03:29Gracias
01:03:32Long fully information any
01:03:48What a sight I
01:03:49Missed McCall and I should have been a general. Have you made any decision regarding the colonel's lady?
01:03:55I'm gonna start that again. You haven't got much time big
01:03:59I
01:04:05Got you into it. You're the one said I should give Johnny Cobb the kind of woman
01:04:09I'd expect him to give to me. Okay, but I didn't promise him any kind of a woman
01:04:13I never spoke to Cobb you did and you best not be forgetting it either
01:04:18Why do you suppose a man supposed to love only one woman
01:04:22It's the Lord's ruling. You know something Tommy
01:04:26If she wasn't the colonel's lady and it wasn't for Dover and if she was willing
01:04:32Which she nicely would be I mean me being me and all
01:04:36I'd keep her for myself
01:04:38And what about the big gun? I would take that away from Cobb. He's nothing but a thief and a robber. He'll understand
01:04:56Yeah
01:05:06Two men coming
01:05:26I
01:05:30Mean ma'am, I'm Colonel Morgan commanding officer. Come on in. You don't want to wait out here. Yes, ma'am
01:05:37I mean, no, ma'am. Thank you
01:05:39You can come in to mr. Thank you
01:05:47I'm Polly standoff
01:05:49This here's my sister Carrie, how do you do ladies? We're looking for a man named Baker. Would either of you happen to know him?
01:06:00Know him he come through here last year like a dose of salts. He didn't even take his boots off
01:06:08Yes
01:06:10Do you know where we could find him?
01:06:12Where that is? It's soft and warm
01:06:15Oh
01:06:18Why don't you sit down
01:06:21Make yourselves to home. Oh
01:06:23No, thank you very much. We'd be most appreciative if you'd allow us to sleep in your shed tonight
01:06:30What's in the shed? I beg your pardon
01:06:34There ain't nothing in the shed for you
01:06:40You come right over here sit down
01:06:45Thank you
01:06:47Thank you very much I
01:06:59Just love soldiers, thank you
01:07:05Sailors too
01:07:07But I I lean more to soldiers. It's very kind of you ma'am
01:07:13And it's always it's always good to be appreciated, you know, yeah
01:07:18Yeah, yeah
01:07:19I always felt it if more civilians felt it
01:07:24The way you do I believe it more more civilians felt the way you want to spend the night in that old shed do you
01:07:31It's a cold and dirty out there
01:07:35Well, I've become accustomed to sleeping in the dirt and cold and
01:07:40Heat in the bulk of my military career, where do you think you're going?
01:07:44Not just gonna go out and get a little fresh air. You know, you're staying right here bookbinder
01:07:49But look colonel, I'm sit down look finder sit down. It's an order
01:07:57Now we're staying in this room together and when we leave we are leaving together that understood
01:08:03As a matter of fact we're leaving now, I'm so bleak it's really we get an early start
01:08:09I'll see you
01:08:11Yeah, look you too. I appreciate the food and hospitality very much, but there is a limit what you can expect of a guest
01:08:18You ain't no guest honey. Yes supper. All right, you take a turn Polly and then you can hold a gun for me
01:08:27Just love soldier
01:08:39I
01:09:10I
01:09:14Glad to see you sir. What's the problem for Simmons? Well, sir. It's a woman. Oh
01:09:19What?
01:09:20If you don't mind my saying so sir, she's quite beautiful. Well, what's she doing here? She's looking for Baker sir
01:09:26Looking for Baker. Where is she? Well, sir. I had to billet her in the colonel's quarters. You did what?
01:09:33Well, sir, I couldn't very well put her in the enlisted man's barracks. Could I?
01:09:40Oh
01:09:58Good evening, ma'am. I'm captain Tyler Colonel Morgan's adjutant
01:10:02Sergeant Fitz tell me what sergeant Fitzsimmons said I said and then I'll tell you what I said
01:10:08Yes, ma'am. Well sergeant Fitzsimmons
01:10:10I'm surprised that your army has an Irishman in such a position of authority for you can never rely on one of them for the
01:10:17truth
01:10:18He said drinking they do best and fighting and blaspheming and telling outrageous stories
01:10:23The likes of which you've never heard of in your born days
01:10:27He said I the Irishman with tears in his eyes will tell you that every word passing his lips is the truth
01:10:35Yes, ma'am. Well, he said that you
01:10:38That you came to get to get Baker I
01:10:41Have that well, what are your plans ma'am? I mean, how do you propose to find him?
01:10:49I'm here. He'll know
01:11:07Oh
01:11:38I
01:12:00Having a good time
01:12:03Yes, I know
01:12:05I've seen that kind of good time before many times in the Cavalry
01:12:10Always before they go out when there's a possibility they may not come back
01:12:14The Indians do it too. I hear
01:12:20I'm not giving you to Johnny Cobb
01:12:23Why aren't you?
01:12:26Straight out straight out
01:12:29You were right you are worth more than the gun
01:12:34Isn't there another reason
01:12:37If there was why should it interest you?
01:12:40A woman is always interested in a man's reason for changing his mind about
01:12:52You asked me why I've made my husband live alone all these years
01:12:56well
01:12:58We've had a month together out of every one of those years and in each of those months we lived a year
01:13:07Each time he took his leave it was always new
01:13:12Each time we've been together
01:13:14It's been you
01:13:16It was falling in love all over again
01:13:20year after year I
01:13:22Was always ready for him
01:13:25And always wanted him
01:13:28Do you think I would have meant the same thing to him if I'd lived all those years with him in the desert
01:13:33in the heat and the dirt a
01:13:38Cold barren woman your friend said of me
01:13:43Now because you see my bed is a rose garden I
01:13:50I
01:13:55Can tell you now the real reason I'm not giving you to Johnny Cobb I
01:14:01Can't have you why should he
01:14:20Oh
01:14:22Oh
01:14:48Look binder
01:14:53I
01:14:55Bring you the word of this to a living soul and you're a dead man
01:15:14Wake up. Come on Joe. Wake up. Hmm. Your future wife is here. Oh
01:15:22Where the fort at dry wells, how do you know?
01:15:37It's true
01:15:39white squall come
01:15:42far land
01:15:45Stage bring
01:15:46What makes him think it's Dover? He heard her talking to a sergeant blue coat
01:15:52a
01:15:53White woman Dover Dover Dover. It's true then
01:16:08Baker good friend
01:16:16You better go get her I'll meet you at Potter's Mesa
01:16:22Oh
01:16:46Well, mr. Cobb we haven't had the pleasure of seeing you around the fork lately off an ocean voyage have you
01:16:52Ain't no normal business where I've been I have wanted in this here territory. Oh, you're not wanted for anything this territory yet
01:16:59Mr. Cobb, however, we always have high hopes of doing business with you in the future you too. Mr. Moon
01:17:06Now do you mind if I ask what you're hauling there? None of your business
01:17:11Not true. Mr. Cobb
01:17:16There could be rifles for the Apaches whiskey
01:17:23The men are things
01:17:25Whose horses are these?
01:17:28The one there is mr. Moons. The other is mine. I bought him from
01:17:34What difference does it make? I asked mr. Cobb. That's the difference. I
01:17:39Bought him from a man named Malik. I'm Martin
01:17:44Mr. Morton sold you the saddle and the saddlebags and all did he yeah, that's right
01:17:52Yeah, well
01:17:56Told you his rager, too
01:18:01Yeah
01:18:04Looks like mr. Morton went out of business permanently, didn't he?
01:18:08now then
01:18:11I wouldn't do that if I was you I
01:18:14I
01:18:18Just knew deep in my heart we'd be doing business together one of these days I didn't steal that their big gun bought it from mr.
01:18:26Morton
01:18:27Now a Gatling gun disappeared from the federal arsenal now pass. Oh four weeks ago. I figure that one's it. What do you figure? I
01:18:35Didn't take it. That's not the point. Mr. Cobb. The point is that you've got it
01:18:40And I figure you and mr. Moon here for 10 to 20 years in federal prison
01:18:48Now, of course I could just take the gun from you and look the other way while you two ride off into the sunset
01:18:55What are you getting there?
01:18:58I'm trying to find a man named Baker. I figure if there's anybody in the territory can help me. It's you
01:19:06Why should I 10 to 20? Mr. Cobb?
01:19:09Mr.
01:19:19Dover McBride I Baker sent me
01:19:40Oh
01:19:58Sweet loving brother Tommy who's looking after my interests in the West. Oh, you're a truly dependable sort Tommy
01:20:07And how's your health Baker glad to see you Dover are you now?
01:20:18Years ago when I was but a wee lassie in Scotland the Americans came to town with a traveling circus
01:20:25They called it the great big Western show
01:20:29It was all make-believe
01:20:36Just
01:20:38Like you Baker
01:20:40With your gun on your hip and the devil in your heart
01:20:43But you're not being fair to me Dover. I don't have the devil in my heart
01:20:47Do you have me in your heart then? You're the only woman I ever think about
01:20:53If I believe that the United States government should ship me back to Scotland as an undesirable due to mental incompetence
01:21:01Do you really believe I could ever look at another woman? I
01:21:04Wasn't thinking about your looking Baker
01:21:06I was thinking about your touching and your kissing and your hugging men get fair hearings at a crooked poker game than they get from you
01:21:19I've missed you Baker
01:21:21I've missed you because I love you
01:21:24Are you gonna marry with me or I you know, of course I am Dover, but my men they look to me and depend on me
01:21:30I
01:21:31Have no doubt they look to you Baker and depend on you, too
01:21:35They look to you as the embodiment of their own heathen ways and depend on you for the hair of the dog that bit them
01:21:43Now I pack up Baker
01:21:45For if you intend to marry with me, it's back to the land that spawned you. I
01:21:50Couldn't say no to you doing something big in your life. I have a life too
01:21:56And you best be remembering it
01:22:01You
01:22:08You're not make-believe lad you're not the great big Western show
01:22:22And with another brother like you Tommy I'd be out of the business as a woman I
01:22:26I
01:22:29One more week or else
01:22:40Or else what
01:22:43If you didn't make arrangements to join me in a week, I'll be returning to Pittsburgh and making my bed with Angus McNamara
01:22:52Angus McNamara I
01:22:54You wouldn't do that to me you wouldn't shame me like that you've been away a long time Baker
01:23:00I'm a woman with a woman's feelings and a woman's desires
01:23:05One more week and no more or it's back to Angus McNamara that wee small nut of a man from Pittsburgh
01:23:24A
01:23:33Cruel woman she is
01:23:40What is it you want with Baker
01:23:44He's got something that belongs to me
01:23:49And you want it back, huh? Yes, I want it back
01:23:54It must be valuable it is
01:23:59He's dealing that's right
01:24:05There it is, that's where you're gonna find them
01:24:12All right copper deals deal you and one can go now
01:24:16Well now if it's all the same to you, we'll just tag along
01:24:20No, I don't need you anymore. I don't want you
01:24:24Baker's got something for me Morgan soon as I get it. I'll leave
01:24:31You're heading for there all the time, aren't you?
01:24:35Bringing him the gun
01:24:37Now, what does he want with a Gatling gun? I never asked him none of my business
01:24:44Of course if I was to make yes
01:24:48Say he were planning something big
01:24:52Yeah, something mighty big
01:25:17Senor McBride
01:25:21I
01:25:27Look
01:25:36Baker
01:25:37The big gun it's coming in Louise the big guns here
01:25:40Now you give carbon moon every chance to leave and no bloodshed and get somebody get our Indian friends
01:25:46You're gonna give me time to finish laddie Carol no Morgan and Jesse's William what hi it's all happening at once
01:25:52What do we do now?
01:25:54Mr. Baker
01:25:56Mr. Baker any minute now my husband is gonna come riding over that hill
01:25:59All my my female instincts want to rush into his arms
01:26:02But I won't not only because of the horrible mess you're in but because of you
01:26:07And the way you've treated me
01:26:09like a lady I
01:26:11Want you to have that something big
01:26:13Something big so I'll just go inside while you settle it with mr. Cobb, but please please be careful
01:26:34It's the devil demanding his jewelry
01:26:36I
01:26:42Been thinking about you Colonel. I've been thinking about you too Baker
01:26:55I've been thinking about you for days and days. Yeah. Well, I was just telling Tommy here
01:27:02Hold on currently it was all all a mistake now
01:27:06Oh
01:27:09Wait, I see if you're gonna fight
01:27:18Get out of the way just don't hit him again. Let's talk about
01:27:23Oh
01:27:29Mary Anna Donald. Oh, you look lovely. What are you doing with that dog? What dog is that?
01:27:37mine
01:27:43She hasn't been touched nobody lay their hand on her I
01:27:47I
01:27:52Was planning on bringing her to you ask if you don't believe me
01:28:03You're both just alike has he taken advantage of you? No, he was gonna bring me to you
01:28:17You've got that there woman for me his wife
01:28:20Well, you're gonna give my wife to him. Look, I don't mean you we don't have to fight again. Do we? Yep
01:28:28Baker
01:28:29You and me we got a deal big gun for a woman. I don't get the woman. You don't get the big gun
01:28:39Please
01:28:46I got 20 guns and they're all aimed at you. So that ends your argument the big guns mine. No, hold on
01:28:53The gun is federal property. You can't have it. Let him have it. Let him have it. It's government property
01:28:58I'm a colonel the cavalry. No, you're not. You were retired two days ago. You have nothing to say about that gun
01:29:05Let him have it
01:29:16I
01:29:46I
01:29:51Man we ride
01:30:16I
01:30:46Just be a moment
01:30:58Where are you going, huh?
01:31:00There's about as far away from here as I can get. I
01:31:05Gotta have a woman. What about your friend there? I'm gonna bury him
01:31:10No
01:31:11Maybe something don't come out of the hills tonight and drag him off
01:31:17All I wanted was a woman
01:31:31Cop
01:31:36And it just happens we know about a couple of women
01:31:40On this side, you know, they're just over the border
01:31:43Now that don't help me an awful lot nothing well, I just thought I'd let you know
01:32:14What are you sitting out here for mister I
01:32:18Can't cross that they're lying. Everybody wants to kill me
01:32:22There's a price on my head
01:32:43I
01:33:13I
01:33:43I
01:34:13I
01:34:40Wait here
01:34:43I
01:35:14What do you make of it lad, where are they I do not know you better find them Lois cuz I'm about to get mad
01:35:28Don't they start Emilio Estevez
01:35:34He's done the
01:35:36Harvey in Santa de la Iglesia
01:35:39This is Emilio Estevez
01:36:00No, see that is Emilio Estevez
01:36:08Tell me you're not Emilio Estevez. I am brother Emilio Estevez
01:36:14Biggest bastard in the world
01:36:17I'm Emilio Estevez
01:36:20I'm Emilio Estevez
01:36:23I'm Emilio Estevez
01:36:26I'm Emilio Estevez
01:36:29I'm Emilio Estevez
01:36:33I'm Emilio Estevez
01:36:35I'm brother Emilio Estevez
01:36:37biggest bandit in Mexico
01:36:40No, those days are gone
01:36:43Those days are over praise God
01:36:46Over I was once a man of great evil and walked in the shadows of wickedness
01:36:52but God in his infinite mercy found me and
01:36:56Delivered me into the garden of heaven
01:36:59then
01:37:01There's no treasure
01:37:02See the lilies in the field how they grow they neither toil nor spin
01:37:08But even Sullivan in all his glory was never clothed like one of these
01:37:25This is our treasure brother we share it with you
01:37:32Now
01:38:02I
01:38:32I
01:38:51Kind of a mess are we in now, but I wish I was back in the army
01:39:02I
01:39:32I
01:39:52Well, they're gone they've used up your whiskey
01:39:56I
01:40:26I
01:40:56I
01:41:27We did it laddie we did it the gold where's the gold
01:41:36Where else
01:41:51There go the last of them
01:41:56I
01:42:26I
01:42:57I
01:43:15Pack up Baker
01:43:16For if you intend to marry with me, it's back. You go now to the land that spawned you I
01:43:23Couldn't say no to you doing something big in your life, but I have a life too and you best be remembering it now
01:43:32You're not make-believe lad. You're not the great big Western show
01:43:52You
01:43:59No regrets, oh
01:44:03It's not the end, you know, it's beginning
01:44:06Remember what I wrote you last year and I was missing you so badly
01:44:10You said you would give your boots and saddle to spend one night with me
01:44:14Well, I don't have my boots and saddle any longer
01:44:22Oh
01:44:49Thanks for my share Joe
01:44:53Oh
01:44:59You've got a fine big man there mrs. Morgan, I think we're both fortunate miss McBride I we are that
01:45:07I
01:45:19Just definitely do with you in a moment
01:45:24Now Jesse my replacement will be here before long he's unfamiliar with the territory of it
01:45:29I'm sure with your able assistance. I'll do everything I can to help him Colonel. Yes. I'm sure you will
01:45:36Can't help him
01:45:38now sergeant
01:45:39That's for you. You drink it in good health and
01:45:43May you be in heaven half hour before the devil knows you there
01:45:47Bye sergeant, sir
01:45:51Get a grip on yourself man
01:45:54Been in the army too long sergeant entirely too long
01:46:05Oh
01:46:18I'm still gonna wrap that letter. Did you see if I don't?
01:46:32Finest like cover in the world
01:46:35I
01:46:37I
01:46:39I
01:47:05Like a grin of saying that wants to be a rolling stone
01:47:09I want to be the man I'm not
01:47:13And have the things I really
01:47:16Haven't got and that's a lot
01:47:22Something big is what I'm after now
01:47:26It was a dark day. I humbled my poor body to you you great ape I
01:47:31I
01:47:38Love him
01:47:43Something big it's what I'm after now. Yes. It's what I'm after now
01:47:53Something big it's what I'm living for. Yes. It's what I'm living for
01:48:01Oh
01:48:08Take it take up give it something big it's what I'm living for. Yes. It's what I'm living for