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00:00You
00:30Know
01:00Shut up
01:11Listen listen up everybody listen up. I've got some very good news, please listen up
01:16Mary Jeep organized here talking of some Safari
01:30Oh
02:00Oh
02:07Yeah, oh such a recall such a recall
02:11Now who's sent us in or for Banta Singh or yeah, I married Titanic. Oh my god. Yeah, can you be somebody?
02:17I
02:47I'll be sure to get back in our last minute. I'll give you much later. Don't you think Titanic man?
02:52I'm gonna buy some sound rasta. I think I'll come in accident accident. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh figure not
02:58I don't know first aid kit up this hot laugh
03:01Again, it's a John Barrow garage. I'll tie in Saanen. I thought I'm all good. I'm not no problem
03:17Oh
03:47Oh
04:17Oh
04:47I'll be back!
04:56This is the good life.
04:59No mom, no dad.
05:02Only soft drinks and snacks. Wow!
05:05No exam tension, no studies tension.
05:07Just eat, drink and have fun, Raja.
05:09Let's eat something on this note.
05:11Raja!
05:13What are you doing?
05:14I'm hungry.
05:18My snacks, my soft drinks!
05:20Where did they go?
05:21Raja ate them.
05:22But I didn't eat them.
05:24Someone else ate them.
05:26But I can't see anyone here.
05:28I mean, I can't see anyone here.
05:34There's a ghost!
05:35Mom!
05:36Mom!
05:37Mom!
05:38Mom!
05:42Raja!
05:43Raja!
05:44Raja!
05:47It's fun doing makeup in the jungle, isn't it?
05:51Yes, there's a lot of peace here.
05:53It'll be easy to concentrate.
05:56Peace?
05:57I'm here!
05:59Stop your nonsense and pass me the makeup stuff.
06:03Give me the eyeliner.
06:06Here you go.
06:13Can you give me the cold cream?
06:15I'll get it.
06:17Here you go.
06:26A ghost!
06:28It's not a ghost, it's a ghost!
06:30It's not a ghost, it's a ghost!
06:33What do you mean?
06:37What happened?
06:39Where did the dustbin come from?
06:43I've broken and joined a lot of people in Operation Theater.
06:48What kind of a car is this?
06:51I just need to tighten the nut bolt.
06:59Lipstick in the dustbin?
07:02Is Banta Singh right?
07:05Is there a ghost here?
07:07Or a witch?
07:12Jiya.
07:15Jiya.
07:18Jiya.
07:21Come on.
07:22Jiya.
07:24Jiya, come on, Jiya.
07:26How long are we going to sit like this?
07:28I said I'm sorry.
07:30Don't talk to me, Dhruv.
07:31Talk to your friend Pam.
07:34You keep praising her all the time.
07:36Pam is this, Pam is that.
07:37Three cheers for Pam.
07:38And I don't know what else.
07:39We did that because she supported us, that's all.
07:42Otherwise you know no one can take your place, Jiya.
07:46No one can take your place.
07:50Stop joking, Jiya.
07:52I'm not joking, Dhruv.
07:53You're the one who's joking.
07:55You've made a joke out of my feelings.
07:58I didn't do anything like that.
08:00Jiya.
08:02Jiya.
08:07Jiya.
08:10Jiya.
08:12Jiya is not here?
08:14Then she is...
08:21Aunty, aunty, aunty.
08:23Please, please, don't be scared.
08:25And don't scare us either.
08:26Please.
08:28It's already late and the driver is not here yet.
08:30What shall we do?
08:31Dhruv.
08:32Let's go out for a burger or pizza.
08:34Someone ate all my snacks.
08:36Son, we're in the middle of the jungle right now.
08:39If he leaves from here, we'll have to go to the jungle
08:41like it's a pizza or a burger.
08:44That driver was right.
08:46There's definitely a wandering soul here.
08:49Uncle, let's get out of here and go home.
08:52Sure, Dhruv.
08:53We need a car to go anywhere.
08:55Let's get a car first.
08:57Then we'll think about what to do.
08:59But, Dad, what do we do until we get a car?
09:01We can't even go out here.
09:03If we go alone, it feels like someone's following us.
09:05Like a wandering soul.
09:07I have an idea.
09:09Let's sit by the bonfire
09:11and see what happens.
09:12What?
09:14No, no, no.
09:15I mean,
09:16let's tell each other stories.
09:18Time will pass.
09:19We'll never know.
09:20Good idea.
09:21Good idea.
09:22Sister, is it true that ghosts are afraid of you?
09:26Jai, I don't know that.
09:28But I do know that ghosts are afraid of humans.
09:31But you should be afraid.
09:33Because science has proved that ghosts don't exist.
09:36And anyway, we're all with you.
09:38Nothing will happen to you.
09:39Oh, there's something going on.
09:41Something strange is happening.
09:43A while ago, there was boiling water in the pot.
09:45That's because there was a fire under the pot.
09:51Kids, there's nothing to be afraid of.
09:53Ghosts don't exist.
09:55These sounds,
09:56they're the sounds of the wind.
09:58No, Mother-in-law.
10:00Ghosts do exist.
10:02How would I know?
10:03I've seen them.
10:04Once,
10:05I was leaving the jungle.
10:08No,
10:09I was coming.
10:11No, no.
10:12I was going.
10:13Dad,
10:14stop coming and going.
10:15Tell us a ghost story.
10:17Then listen.
10:19There was a terrible jungle.
10:29It's good that you're here.
10:30I'm very worried.
10:31Will you please help me?
10:33Sure, of course.
10:34I'll help you.
10:35But not here.
10:36You go to my clinic.
10:37I'll check your blood sugar, BP, cholesterol,
10:40everything there.
10:41For now,
10:42I'm on leave.
10:43Doctor,
10:44I'm not a patient.
10:45I'm a...
10:46a guest.
10:48I lost my way in this terrible jungle.
10:51Do you know the way?
10:54Well,
10:55there are many ways in the jungle.
10:57But the way out...
10:59I don't know.
11:00What will happen now?
11:01How will we get out?
11:03What if a ghost catches us?
11:05Have you gone mad?
11:07Ghosts don't exist.
11:09It's all a game of mind.
11:10It's an illusion.
11:12Doctor,
11:13ghosts do exist.
11:15No, they don't.
11:16They do exist.
11:17No, they don't.
11:18They do exist.
11:19I don't believe in ghosts.
11:22But I do.
11:25Ghost!
11:26Ghost!
11:27Ghost!
11:28Ghost!
11:29Ghost!
11:30I ran so fast that day...
11:32I ran so fast...
11:34that I broke all the records of the Olympics.
11:40What happened?
11:41Did you take my ghost story seriously?
11:44I was just kidding.
11:46Ghosts don't exist.
11:47I was just telling you a story.
11:50No, wait.
11:51Ghosts do exist.
11:54Ghosts do exist.
11:56Telephone ghosts.
11:59Dad,
12:00this is not fair.
12:01We are so scared,
12:02and you're leaving like this?
12:03Yes, Dad.
12:04Oh, come on.
12:05No one is scared of ghosts.
12:06If you're not scared of ghosts,
12:07then who are you scared of?
12:08The doctor.
12:09Mother-in-law.
12:10What else?
12:11You scared my poor kids.
12:13How did I know
12:14they'd be scared of ghosts?
12:16I was just...
12:17If a ghost comes in front of me,
12:19do you know what I'll do?
12:21What?
12:22I'll give him such a big injection
12:24that he'll remember his mother-in-law.
12:28Well, I didn't know that either.
12:29Shrink-bring, surveilling,
12:30ghost-brushing,
12:31world-mand-bundling,
12:32no one understands anything,
12:33and the groom gets the ghost experience.
12:38Who's laughing?
12:41Since the time I've heard your story,
12:43look, no one is smiling
12:44from the distance.
12:46That's strange.
12:47No one could hear anyone laughing.
12:49How strange.
12:50Not even you, Mother-in-law?
12:52No, no.
12:53You'll have to confess, Doctor.
12:57No, no, I won't go.
12:59You'll have to come with me.
13:01I'm a patient.
13:03You'll pay for this. Come on.
13:05I won't go. Stop him.
13:07Stop him.
13:09Who's there?
13:11What is this, uncle?
13:13You got scared while telling us the story.
13:15Attention.
13:17Attention.
13:19I know why our driver didn't come back.
13:21Why?
13:23Because our driver is also a ghost.
13:27Raja, you're scared yourself.
13:29But you're scaring all of us.
13:31But I'm not scared of ghosts and all.
13:33But I think that you are a big coward.
13:37No, no, I'm not scared.
13:39I'm just...
13:41Oh, so you can't be scared of ghosts.
13:43Let's see.
13:45Shrink, brink, surf-a-link,
13:47Bhoot-tav-sheva, tum-an-bal-link,
13:49Tam-ki-hasi-pand-ho-jai,
13:51Hasti-kel-te, gudiya-na-ze-rai.
13:53Oh, no!
13:55What happened, ma'am?
13:57Why are you so excited?
13:59I'm scared.
14:01I'm scared.
14:03I'm scared.
14:05No!
14:07No!
14:09Save me!
14:11Save me!
14:13What happened?
14:15The laughing doll is telling me
14:17that you'll be my friend.
14:19No!
14:21What are you saying, ma'am?
14:23There's no laughing doll there.
14:25And besides, he was sadly mistaken.
14:27Who wants to be friends with you?
14:29Come on, man. Stop joking.
14:31Look, she's so scared.
14:33And you're so worried.
14:35Jaya, try to understand.
14:37She's already so scared.
14:39We're stuck in the jungle,
14:41and it's our duty to help each other.
14:43I'm sorry.
14:45Jaya got scolded because of my magic.
14:47I have to do something.
14:53Shanti!
14:55Shanti!
14:57We're already scared here.
14:59Stop scaring us with your horrible laughter.
15:01Please!
15:03I'm not scaring you.
15:05I'm laughing at the experience
15:07of being with the ghost.
15:09You're laughing at something?
15:11It's something like that, Suraj.
15:13You know, one night,
15:15I was coming home
15:17after sucking the sugarcane.
15:19I saw a boy
15:21with a girl.
15:23Hey!
15:25Give me the sugarcane.
15:27Why should I?
15:29I ask people for sugarcane myself.
15:33You look familiar.
15:35Have we met before?
15:37Look at me carefully.
15:39Do you remember anything?
15:41Oh, yes!
15:43I remember!
15:45You work for Ashif Patel's ad,
15:47that's why you're wearing a white sari, right?
15:49No.
15:51Someone told me
15:53it's hard to scare a fool.
15:55Shanti, look carefully.
15:57I'm not a big ghost.
15:59I've disguised myself
16:01to scare you.
16:03That's fine,
16:05but first find out
16:07where I saw you.
16:09Don't you feel scared?
16:11Scared? I feel very scared.
16:13But first find out
16:15where I saw you.
16:17Then it'll be fun to get scared.
16:19Fool, this is your disguise.
16:21That's fine,
16:23but where did I see you?
16:25Enough!
16:27No ghost can bear such humiliation.
16:29If I stay with you for a little longer,
16:31you'll turn from a ghost
16:33to a mad ghost.
16:35But before disappearing,
16:37at least tell me
16:39where I saw you.
16:45When I saw you
16:47on the way home,
16:49I understood
16:51that I saw you
16:53in the mirror.
16:59Why were you so scared?
17:01Because your joke
17:03was a little scary.
17:05I thought the driver would come now.
17:07And even if the driver comes,
17:09no one will go on a safari.
17:11It's very late.
17:13We're all going to sleep.
17:15We'll see and hear
17:17all the ghost stories in our dreams.
17:19I saw an English film
17:21in which a man
17:23turns into a lion at night.
17:25I hope none of us are like that.
17:31I think a ghost
17:33is roaming around us like a lion.
17:35Grandma, I'll sleep with you
17:37because I'm very scared.
17:39Jai, even I'm scared.
17:41But what about me?
17:43I wish my grandma
17:45was here today.
17:47Kids, look what we'll do today.
17:49We'll sleep in our sleeping bags.
17:51Right here in front of the tent.
17:53And we'll sleep together
17:55so that we don't scare anyone.
17:57Hey, how will I sleep
17:59in a sleeping bag?
18:01Grandma!
18:09Help!
18:11Help!
18:13I'm dead!
18:15I'm dead!
18:17I'm a ghost!
18:19I'm a ghost!
18:21I'm a ghost!
18:23Neeta, he's not a ghost.
18:25He's Apple. My enemy.
18:27Your enemy?
18:29Didn't you hear that saying?
18:31An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
18:33Now eat this apple
18:35and go to sleep.
18:37Or we won't be able to sleep either.
18:39Come on, let's sleep.
18:41Oh, my God!
18:47Oh, my God!
18:49Oh, my God!
18:51Oh, my God!
18:53Oh, my God!
18:55Apple?
18:57As far as I know,
18:59apples are found in Kashmir.
19:01Who threw an apple
19:03from Kashmir to here?
19:05Whoever threw it.
19:07It was a good aim.
19:09Now go to sleep.
19:11I'm having a nightmare.
19:13But...
19:15Where did this apple come from?
19:17Who's playing
19:19a scary game with us?
19:21Who's laughing all the time?
19:25Grandma,
19:27why don't you do something with your magic?
19:29Tell these ghosts
19:31that you're their grandma.
19:33Jiya,
19:35I don't think it's a ghost's job
19:37but a monkey's job.
19:39A monkey?
19:41Yes.
19:43And if we find the monkey's house,
19:45it'll be great.
19:47Come with me.
19:53Grandma,
19:55where are we going?
19:57Look,
19:59it's not good to go to the ghosts from the front.
20:01You're right.
20:03Look, Grandma,
20:05I'll be happy
20:07if I see the ghosts in the movies.
20:09Because if I see them live,
20:11I won't be alive.
20:13Don't be afraid, Jiya.
20:15The monkey who threw apples at us
20:17should be in this tree.
20:19What?
20:21The ghost is in this tree?
20:23And it's not a human ghost,
20:25it's a monkey's ghost?
20:27We'll find out now.
20:35Huh?
20:37Jiya,
20:39there's your monkey man.
20:41Now, we'll catch him
20:43and send him to a zoo
20:45so that he'll be
20:47taught a lesson.
20:49Oh no!
20:51Let's go.
20:53Forgive me, Grandma.
20:55Sorry.
20:57We'll talk about that later.
20:59First, tell us about
21:01your past, present and future.
21:03Why did you pretend to be a ghost?
21:05You were a marketer
21:07to scare us.
21:09Relax, Shanti.
21:11Otherwise, he'll turn into a ghost.
21:13We just want to know
21:15why and how you did it.
21:17You made your instructor
21:19run away without paying
21:21Rs. 25,000.
21:23I was very angry about it.
21:25Wait a minute.
21:27What do you have to do
21:29with whatever we did to him?
21:31Actually...
21:33Oh!
21:37Actually,
21:39I was your instructor.
21:41To scare you,
21:43to steal your stuff
21:45and to get Rs. 25,000
21:47in return,
21:49I did all this.
21:51The sound of laughter
21:53was coming from this table.
21:55And I was the one who
21:57loosened the nut bolt of the jeep.
21:59Now, we're going to loosen your nut bolt.
22:01Please don't do this.
22:03Please forgive me.
22:05Get up in front of everyone.
22:07One, two,
22:09three...
22:11Very good.
22:13Get out of here. Come on, out.
22:17I did it.
22:19His ghost is gone.
22:21Please get rid of your angry ghost.
22:23I'm really sorry.
22:25Look, Dhruv.
22:27It doesn't last long.
22:29Look, I got rid of my angry ghost.
22:31Looks like the ghost
22:33got out of there
22:35and came inside this.
22:37One more thing, kids.
22:39I don't understand.
22:41As if it's proved that ghosts don't exist.
22:43When my son-in-law and Shanti
22:45were narrating a ghost story,
22:47what was that?
22:49Grandma, shall I tell you the truth?
22:51The story I narrated to you,
22:53I heard it from someone.
22:55I heard it from you.
22:57And I had already told you
22:59that I had designed that story
23:01to increase the entertainment value of camping
23:03and to oppose you.
23:05It's been proved
23:07that ghosts don't exist.
23:09So, say it together, kids.
23:11Ghosts don't exist.
23:13Ghosts don't exist.
23:15Who said that?
23:19You heard it, right?
23:21Ghosts don't exist.
23:25Ghosts don't exist.
23:55Ghosts don't exist.
23:57Ghosts don't exist.
23:59Ghosts don't exist.