Shararat episode 110
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00:00You
00:30Know
01:00I
01:30Don't
01:36See ya
01:38Come on. Yeah, they can anonymous
01:40Groove has training camps about this. I never thought I'd be the phone technique. Yeah, but I think I'm a guy who
01:46Do it's me. It's not for a shot. Honey. Well, you can see about it. I'm gonna make her jacket or can't sit through cookie
01:52No, I'm gonna give me money
01:54You're cool. You're cool. Possible. Yeah. Oh, wow. Look at this. I'm not a son. Come back. I'll let you go. Thank you
02:00Missing you both. Yeah, daddy
02:03But I'm honey, just a droop. Yeah, I got a subsequent. Hey, man
02:07See a car do me to many cars. Let's kill a banana or Dekhna. It's a big thing. We'll get back. It's amazing
02:15Honey, I'll be good to know. Uh-huh. What we put on a Nashanti. Let's get her say Punjabi pop music. Yeah, what's it?
02:24Mujhe jai lagta hai ke main do it tamas kar rahi hoon. Ki mujhe iske awaaz sunai dheri hai.
02:30Ab jaya yeh mat keh de na ke tochhe droop nazar bhi aara hai.
02:36Dhruv aapke bhagan mein khadha hai aur wobi mera favourite jacket painkan. Really? Kaha hai? Mujhe dekhai nahi dera hai.
02:42Nani, yeh na droop dekhi na.
02:47Dhruv, tumhe jiya nazar aari? Haan naani, nazar aari hai. Dekha nani?
02:53Oh my God! Aadu, mujhe hoon kar raha hai.
02:57I just can't. Abhi toh miss kar rahi thi.
03:04Acha Dhruv, bete aap mujhe yeh batao ki tumhara basketball camp ka experience kaisa raha?
03:08It was amazing, uncle. Clara ki wajah se main yeh camp kabhi nahi phul sakta hoon. Really.
03:12Ab kya bataon. Clara ke baare mein jo kuch bataon kam hai.
03:15Clara ne mujhe wo sab kuch diya jo ek upcoming basketball player chahata hai.
03:19Aaj mein jo kuch bhi hoon na Clara ki wajah se hoon. Really.
03:22Man toh karta tha ki wahi rahe jao. Clara ke saath camp mein. Really.
03:25Nani, yeh Clara kaun hai? Kahi Dhruv ki koi nahi girlfriend toh nahi hai?
03:29Ab dekh, Dhruv hai itla handsome ke koi bhi ladki impress ho sakti haan.
03:33Nani, main mazaak nahi kar rahi hoon. Mujhe abhi ke bhi bata karna hai ki yeh Clara kaun hai.
03:37Aap apne se jaadu thriya ho rahi hain.
03:39Alright, no problem.
03:41Shring pring, sarvaling, bhoot bhavishya, vartamaan badling.
03:44Hamari confusion door ho jaye, Clara yaha aa jaye.
03:49What ma'am?
03:51Udhar kaise aage hain? Ham toh ek private buffet lunch le raha tha.
03:54Chaske hoon ke kya?
03:55Nee, nee. Aap sapna dekh rahe the.
03:57Waise hamari confusion door ho gayi. Ab aap jaa sakte hain.
04:02It was the most amazing experience. Really, uncle. Mazaha kya.
04:05Waise, Dhruv, if you don't mind, yeh Clara hai kaun?
04:09Clara is my basketball coach. Kyu?
04:11Oh, woh, nani ko basketball cheekhna na isiliye puchh rahi thi.
04:15Dhruv! Dhruv!
04:18Dhruv, dekh, agar tujhe rohne ke liye kanda chahiye na,
04:20toh mera kanda hamesha hai. Jitna chahe ro le. Aaja.
04:23Aaaa! Mujhe bahut rohna aa raha hai. Mui tumhara kanda use karo?
04:27Excuse me. Dhruv, rohega kyu?
04:30Haan, main kyu ro?
04:32Dhruv, tune baat sabse chhupai na, lekin hame sab pata chal gaya hai.
04:36Dhruv ka jo coach hai na, Clara, wo isse bilkul like nahi karta hai.
04:39In fact, do din baad jo basketball game hone wali hai,
04:41wo shayad Dhruv ko usme khelne bhi na de. Pata hai?
04:43Kya, Dhruv?
04:45Haan, wo, aap logon ko dukh na ho, isliye maine jhoot bola. I'm sorry.
04:50Dhruv! Dhruv, don't worry, Dhruv.
04:53Yeh jo coaches hote hain na, hamesha ache players ke aade aate hain.
04:56Saasum, aapko bata hai, 20 saal pehle main bhi cricketer banna chah raha tha,
05:00lekin mere coach ne mujhe banne hi nahi diya.
05:02Bhagwan us coach ka bhala kare,
05:04warna aaj humare Indian cricket team ke jo haalat hai,
05:07usse bhi baddar hoti hai na?
05:09Saasum, aa nahi haan, Dhruv ko encourage karne ke koshish kar ro,
05:12samjhiye please.
05:14Dhruv bete, do din baaki hai,
05:16ho sakta hai coach ka dil badal jaye,
05:18aur final team selection mein tumhari selection ho jaye.
05:20I hope so, uncle, but...
05:22Kher main ab chalta hu.
05:24Thanks, thanks a lot. Bye.
05:25See you, Jia.
05:26Bye, naniya. Thanks for this.
05:28Come, Raja.
05:29Bye.
05:30Bye-bye.
05:35Jia bete, ek minute.
05:38Come with me, main tum se kuch zaruri baate karna chahata hu.
05:41Dhruv dhukhi hoga, toh Jia dhukhi hogi.
05:44Jia dhukhi hogi, toh main bhi dhukhi ho jaungi.
05:47Ek coach ke liye main itne saare logon ko toh dhukhi hone nahi dungi.
05:50No.
05:52Come on, man. Pass the ball.
05:54Pass the ball.
05:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:58Yeah, yeah. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open.
06:00Yeh, yeh, yeh. Usko, usko pass nahi karna.
06:02Woh apne aapko samal nahi pata hai.
06:03Ball kya kapalega?
06:04Yeah, yeah. Udhar, udhar, udhar, udhar.
06:06Dhruv, do something.
06:08Do something.
06:09Pass the ball.
06:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:12Yeh, yeh, yeh.
06:13Yeh, yeh, yeh.
06:14Yeh, yeh, yeh.
06:17Yes!
06:18Yes!
06:19Yes!
06:20Idiot.
06:21Woh toh opponent ka basket hai.
06:23Hamara toh woh basket hai.
06:25Point toh unka band hai.
06:26You duffer.
06:32Jia ke chaher par udasi bilkul acchi nahi lagti.
06:35Mujhe kuch na kuch karna padega.
06:38Shring, ring, sarveling, bhoot, bhavishya, vartaman, bagling.
06:41Baaki sabko zero bana de.
06:42Hamare Dhruv ko hero bana de.
06:47Catch, catch, catch.
06:49Arey, kya karta hai, man?
06:51Catch, catch, kya khelta hai, man?
06:53Basket ball kelo.
06:55Arey, tumhlog behra hai kya?
06:57Humne bola basket ball khelo.
06:58Tumhlog football khel raha hai.
06:59Hey, hey, roko.
07:00Roko, roko.
07:01Come on, come on.
07:02Come on, come on.
07:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:06Shring, ring, sarveling, bhoot, bhavishya, vartaman, bagling.
07:09Dhruv ko koi rok na paye.
07:10Sab barf ki tarah cham jaye.
07:13Arey, roko usko.
07:14Hey, tum toh barf ke baafi khanda hogla hai.
07:17Dhruv, Dhruv, Dhruv, Dhruv.
07:18Yes, yes.
07:21Wow, Dhruv, fantastic.
07:23Yes, keep it up, Dhruv.
07:24Nani tumhane saath hai.
07:26Nani?
07:27Jaani ki yeh sab aapne kya?
07:30Yo, man.
07:31How was that?
07:32That was really great.
07:33Kaunsi chakki ka aata kha ke aaya?
07:36Keep it up, ma'am.
07:37Keep it up.
07:38Chakki ka aata kha ke nahi, nani ka pyaar pa ke aaya hai.
07:41Dhruv, Dhruv.
07:43Dekha, nani?
07:44Aapki bezar se, coach Dhruv ko daatega.
07:47Main hoon na, Jiya.
07:48Shring, ring, sarveling, bhoot, bhavishya, vartaman, bagling.
07:51Coach ka gussa ghaib ho jaye, usse Dhruv par pyaar aa jaye.
07:57Jesus Christ, Dhruv.
07:59Tum kitna acha khelta hai, man.
08:01Hamara toh dil karta hai, hum tumko ke kanch revay.
08:04What?
08:05Haan.
08:06Aur hamara dil yeh bhi karta hai, ki hum tumko kiss karein.
08:09Nahi, sir.
08:10No kiss.
08:12Yeh kya ho raha hai, nani?
08:14Mele coach ke dil mein Dhruv ke liye pyaar paida kiya.
08:17Taaki wo usse ko select karein.
08:18Aise select karega, coach?
08:21Excuse me, coach.
08:22Agar aapki permission ho toh, breakfast kar le?
08:24Nahi.
08:25Koi bhi breakfast nahi karega.
08:27Sirf hamara darling Dhruv, breakfast karega.
08:30Darling Dhruv, breakfast karega.
08:31Aur wo bhi hamara haath se.
08:33What?
08:34Yes.
08:35Hello, beta.
08:36Chalo, chalo, chalo.
08:37Mujhe bhook nahi hai.
08:38Khaana chahiye.
08:39Acha player banna hai na.
08:41Chalo.
08:42Chalo, chalo, chalo.
08:45Very good, very good.
08:46Abhi khaane ke baad hai na.
08:47Hum log ghoomne chalenge saath mein saath pe.
08:49Aur main wahan Dhruv ko bahut bada surprise dunga.
08:52Sir, I don't like surprises.
08:54Oh, come on, Dhruv.
08:55Nani, yeh kya kya hai aapne?
08:57Arre, ghoom ko zero se hero bana diya.
09:01Kuch bad ho gayi.
09:02Shring ring, sabling, bhooth bhooth se vardhman badling.
09:04Jo jaisa tha phir se waisa ban jaye.
09:08Arre, kya ho main?
09:10Tumhara haath se khaan hi sakta?
09:12Yeh bakla?
09:13Gaon phare.
09:14Chia.
09:28Nani, papa bilkul sahe kehte.
09:30Aap jaadu ka phat zyada istamaal karte hai.
09:32Bhaiyaan, jisse humne unhli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
09:36Aaj usse ne hum par unhli uthai.
09:38Nani, main mazaad nahi par rahi ho.
09:40Aap samajhne ki koshish kije na.
09:42Main chahti hoon ke Dhruv yeh basketball match apni merit se jeete.
09:45Na kya aapki jaadu se.
09:46Phir to becha, humein 6-7 janam tak intazaar karna hoga.
09:51Main mazaad kar rahi ho.
09:53Nani ji, late good morning ji.
09:57Late good morning?
09:59Nani ji, abhi shaam ho gayi hai na.
10:01Isliye late good morning.
10:03Mujhe to samajh bhi nahi aata.
10:05Aap dono mere dimaag ki level tak kab pauchoge?
10:08Bhagwaan na kare hum kabhi usse level tak paucho.
10:11Aaj kya udhaar maangne aayi ho?
10:13Nani ji, aaj main aap se advice lehne aayi ho.
10:16Meri khusrat Pam hai na.
10:18Woh apne Dhruv ko impress karne ke liye na.
10:20Kuch gift gift dena chahti hai.
10:22Aap mujhe bataoge Dhruv ko kya pasand hai?
10:25Ek minute.
10:26Aayi nani, aap kitne sweet ho.
10:28Jiya, mujhe lagta hai maine na kishle janam mein na moti daan ki hogi.
10:32Jo aap log jaise padonsi mujhe mile,
10:34Is ghar mein mujhe haath chase mil jati hai.
10:40Deh shanti leh.
10:41Yeh life size banana hai.
10:44Woh nani, woh itna bada bukanda.
10:48Wah nani, yeh to mujhe na dinosaur ke zamane ka lagta hai.
10:54Yeh Dhruv ko pasanda aayega?
10:56Of course, khiladi ko to fruit khana hi chahiye na.
10:59Acha, itna se bahut acha lagega.
11:01Waise bhi na yeh 10-20 din to chalega yeh nani.
11:05Thank you, thank you nani.
11:06Bhagwan kare har janam mein na,
11:08Bas aap hi mere padonsi ho.
11:13Maan, iski yeh praatna kabhi na sunna.
11:16Hi jiya.
11:17Hi nani.
11:18Hi Dhruv, how's your day?
11:20Don't even ask.
11:21Just like a roller coaster.
11:22Kabhi upar to kabhi neeche.
11:23You know, soobar mein mein aise basket pe basket maara tha.
11:26Jaise mujhe bahut shakti aa gaye ho.
11:27I was very powerful in the morning.
11:29To shaam to power chali gayi ho,
11:30sabke saamne fool banke rahe gaya.
11:32Really.
11:33Woh coach to bhi bahut taat hai mujhe ko.
11:34Kaha, ki basketball jaisi game tum ground par nahi,
11:37computer pe khelo.
11:38Ab main...
11:39I don't think I'll ever be selected.
11:41What are you saying Dhruv?
11:42Bum kabhi basketball team mein select nahi ho gaye?
11:45Haan.
11:46Wow, that's great.
11:47What?
11:48Haan, dekho na.
11:49Main bhi kabhi kisi team mein select nahi ho paye.
11:52Humare tumhare vichaar kitne milte hain.
11:55Bhagwan jab Pam ko bana raha tha na,
11:57akhal ka stock khatam ho gaya ho ga.
12:00But don't worry Dhruv.
12:01Main tumhara champion banne ka sapna zarur poora karoong.
12:04Mere paas ek aise game hain,
12:06jisme na physical fitness ke zarurat hain,
12:08aur na hi mental smartness ka.
12:10Aur agar tum is game mein champion nahi ban sake na,
12:13to, to, to haan,
12:16to main apne liye ek nahi dress kari dungi.
12:19Wow Pam, isme bhi apna fayda.
12:21Yeah.
12:22Acha bhai, batao aisa kaunsa game hai,
12:23jo tumhara mujhe sikhana chahati hai?
12:24Yeh ek aisa game hai,
12:26jisme bacha-bacha champion ban sakta hai.
12:28Ladies and gentlemen,
12:30yeh game hai,
12:31Ludo.
12:33Ludo?
12:34Ludo?
12:36Haan.
12:37Ludo.
12:38Dekho, Ludo khelna bahut hi simple hai.
12:40Chalo na Dhruv, hum Ludo khelte hain.
12:42Lekha...
12:43Arre, don't worry Dhruv.
12:44Main tumhare saamne jaan poochke haal jaoenge,
12:46taaki tum cheech sako,
12:48aur champion ban seko.
12:49Ludo me bhi match fixing?
12:50Ludo me bhi match fixing?
12:51Oh god, main toh paagal ho jaoenga.
12:53Maani, lagta ab isko moon pan karona hi padhe.
12:56Shring bring sarbaling,
12:57bhoot bhaveshe bhartaman badling,
12:59Dhruv ka dimaag na khai,
13:00Ludo ko bhool jai.
13:03Koi baat hai Dhruv.
13:04Agar tumhe Ludo pasand nahi,
13:05toh kuch nahi hota.
13:06Hum doosri game khelenge,
13:07Luka chhupi.
13:08Luka chhupi?
13:09Haan.
13:10Tumhe Luka chhupi nahi aa gayi?
13:11Acha theek hai,
13:12phir hum ek aur game khelenge,
13:13jo bahut simple hai,
13:14Langri.
13:16Langri?
13:17Langri?
13:18Main langri kaise khelunga?
13:19Oh no, Dhruv darling.
13:20Tumhe langri khelne bhi nahi aati.
13:22Acha main batao.
13:23Ek pyaar neeche,
13:24aur ek pyaar aise upar.
13:27Naani,
13:28mera jaadu toh humeshe kitna misfire ho gayi.
13:30Ab aapke kuch kijiye na.
13:32Shring bring sarbaling,
13:33bhoot bhaveshe bhartaman badling,
13:34Pam ka moon band ho jai,
13:35langri karti wapas jai.
13:44Naani, Jiya,
13:45ab main kya bachon ke game ke liyayeg hoon?
13:47Nahi Dhruv,
13:48tum champion zarur banoge,
13:49tum bas ab bhi practice par concentrate karo,
13:51theek hai?
13:52Haan beta,
13:53hume toh tum par pura confidence hai.
13:55Tumhe apne upar confidence hona chahiye.
13:57Hmm?
13:58You're right, Naani.
14:01Kadmo ki aawaz.
14:03Matlab yaha koi hai.
14:04Oh my God.
14:05Oh my God.
14:06Raja, chalte kar.
14:09Phir se kadmo ki aawaz?
14:11Toh main chal raha hoon,
14:12tab kadmo ki aawaz aa rahi hai.
14:13Matlab mere kadmo ki aawaz hai.
14:16Chal Raja,
14:17fata fat apna kaam kar.
14:20Yeh.
14:23Yaha par,
14:24teen players ke
14:26locker khurta hui.
14:27In ke joodu mein main dalunga
14:30special cream.
14:31Haan.
14:32Jis cream se,
14:34yeh aisa fislenge.
14:35Aisa fislenge,
14:37ki coach Clara ko na,
14:39Dhruv ko khilana hi padega.
14:46Please.
14:47Haan.
14:48Dhruv ko khilana nahi denge.
14:50Mere toh usko nahi khilana denge.
14:52Ab yeh tum,
14:53fislo.
14:58Arre yaar Raja,
14:59teri antaraatma
15:00tujh se ek prashnu pooch rahi hai.
15:03Kya yeh galat hai?
15:06Nahi.
15:07Galat kaise ho sakta hai?
15:08Yeh galat nahi hai.
15:09Mera toh apne dost ke liye kar raha hoon.
15:10Aur waise nahi.
15:11Everything is fair
15:12in love and friendship.
15:13Aur waise nahi.
15:14Everything is fair
15:15in love,
15:16wall,
15:17and,
15:18and,
15:19and game of basketball.
15:21Coach Clara.
15:26Coach Clara ke liye toh
15:27mere paas ko special hai.
15:31Yeh khujli ka powder.
15:36Iske kapdo me khujli ka powder.
15:41Toh isse pata chalega,
15:42ke Raja ke dost ke saath
15:44iss tarah saloon karne ke liye
15:45kya milta hai.
15:47Very good, Raja.
15:48Very good.
15:53Ladies and gentlemen,
15:55aaj ka yeh champion trophy ka
15:57basketball match khela jaayega
15:59Rajput College
16:00aur St. Francis College ke beech mein.
16:03Aur is match ki commentary karunga
16:05main,
16:06yaani ke Raja.
16:13Dekhi nani,
16:14aaj kuch bhi ho jaana
16:15aap magic nahi karenge,
16:16samjhi.
16:17Jiya,
16:18jis tarah Bhudwan Shri Kishan
16:19paas bhajaye bagar
16:20nahi reh sakte the,
16:21us tarah teri nani
16:22jaadu ki bagar
16:23nahi reh sakte.
16:24Phir bhi,
16:25I will try.
16:26Nani.
16:27Ab bhi Jiya ko batata hoon
16:28maine kal kya kiya.
16:32Arre Jiya,
16:33aaj Dhruv khelega.
16:34Arre khelega kya,
16:35champion bhi banega.
16:36No way.
16:37Bohot aasaan hai.
16:38Kan na maine.
16:42Very bad Raja,
16:43tumhain aisaat nahi karna chahiye
16:44but it's not fair.
16:45What do you mean not fair?
16:46Everything is fair,
16:47love, war and
16:48and basketball game.
16:49Come on,
16:50come on boys,
16:51ab aap log sab bhi jaan ke
16:52meri feet pujao.
16:54What?
16:55Yeh kya ho raha hai ma'am?
16:59Bhai,
17:00Dhruv puthar all the best.
17:02Thank you darling,
17:03all the best.
17:04Agar haar gaye toh
17:05chinta mat karna.
17:06We'll definitely play
17:07Lungary,
17:08okay.
17:09What are you saying ma'am?
17:13Thank you.
17:24Main yeh galat kaam nahi hone do.
17:25Shrink ling,
17:26serve ling,
17:27bhoot bhi mishra
17:28wartimaan badling,
17:29koi na aise gire,
17:30sab aasaani se phere.
17:35Jhira,
17:36jhira,
17:37jaan hu amishaa
17:38karat kyun na jata hai?
17:39Dev Bandhu ke sare
17:40hare bhare kirne ki waah se
17:41We will feed it to our three ex-sufferers.
17:43Yeah!
17:45Go to the ground and break the opponent's back.
17:49And take my child to the bank.
17:53My true son, you are great.
17:56If you win this trophy,
17:57I will definitely come to your house to borrow this trophy.
18:01Yes, my son!
18:02Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
18:08Yes!
18:10It was a bit loud in the back, right? Sorry.
18:12Come on, come on, come on.
18:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right here, right here.
18:28Yes!
18:33The game is getting very interesting.
18:34Rajput College and St. Francis College both have a score of 40-40.
18:38Yes!
18:40Rajput College is now introducing its two new players.
18:44Oh, my God! He's not a player. He's a gladiator.
18:46Yes!
18:47They look like bulldozers.
18:49They can break everything.
19:05Hey, are we here to watch a basketball game
19:08or to watch a match?
19:15You! You!
19:16Come on, come on.
19:17Hey, stop it!
19:20Are you okay? Don't worry.
19:22Look, I have a lot of confidence in your talent.
19:25Please don't let my confidence break.
19:27I won't. Come on, man.
19:28In a match, you have to beat each other up.
19:31Come on, come on.
19:32Come on, come on, baby. Come on.
19:33Come on, come on.
19:34Come on, come on, come on.
19:36Hey!
19:37How dare you call a kid a grandfather?
19:40Hey, you!
19:41Give me your hands.
19:43I won't spare you if you don't let me go.
19:47Calm down, ma'am.
19:48They've accepted your challenge.
19:50We're not like them. I don't know where we'll end up.
19:52Okay, then I'll pull you.
19:54Hey! You're pulling me today.
19:56Next time, you won't be able to do it.
19:57Go and play the game.
19:59Yes!
20:04Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:31Jia, my son.
20:33If this continues, Dhruv won't have a bone to pick with anyone.
20:37These people are playing very badly.
20:39Look, if you say so, your grandma can remind them of her grandma.
20:43Yes.
20:44Very good.
20:45Just like the kids are happy after school,
20:48I'm happy too.
20:49Shrink, break, circling, past, present, changing.
20:52The enemy doesn't understand anything.
20:54Everyone is fighting with each other.
20:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:57Here.
20:59Go for it, go for it. Behind you, behind you.
21:01Yes.
21:05Go for it, go for it.
21:13Yes.
21:32Goal!
21:34The score is 55-all.
21:36Only two minutes are left in the match.
21:37Now, we'll see who becomes the champion
21:40and who scores the last goal.
21:44One more miracle.
21:46Grandma, I want Dhruv to score the last basket
21:49on the ball of his talent.
21:51Not because of your magic.
21:52Jia, my magic is nothing compared to the magic of your love.
21:56And I'm sure, you'll never miss the magic of your love.
21:59So, that means, no magic.
22:04Come on, Dhruv.
22:05Dhruv, come on.
22:06Dhruv, Dhruv, Dhruv, Dhruv.
22:09Come on, Dhruv.
22:10Dhruv, come on.
22:12Goal!
22:28He's got it, Dhruv. He's got it.
22:30He's going to get it.
22:31He's got it.
22:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:45A little magic, a little gentleness.
22:49This mischief is light.
22:53Half real and half fake.
22:58Mischief, mischief, mischief.
23:00Mischief, mischief, mischief.
23:05Grandma has got the magic of love.
23:09Mummy and Jia have got the magic of love.
23:12Their mischief is light.