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00:30Know
01:00Oh
01:30But
01:32The
01:34Doughnut
01:36of the
01:38Actually
01:40manage mass
01:42miss
01:44news channel
01:46of
01:48Australia
01:50if
01:52a
01:54funny
01:56batch
01:58or of a breaking news
02:00a
02:02handsome highly educated
02:04fluent English
02:06killer
02:08cricket
02:10bats
02:12and
02:14double century
02:16and
02:18eye
02:20witness
02:22sketch
02:24of
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02:54Yes, you people should know one thing.
02:56That Suraj should not know that we know all this about him.
03:01Our dad is like this?
03:03No, no, grandma. I don't believe it.
03:05But I believe it.
03:18What's the matter? What's the matter, son-in-law?
03:20You look tired.
03:22Yes, there were a few complicated cases today.
03:25I had to open my head.
03:28Did you have to open it or did you have to break it?
03:31What?
03:32No, no, nothing.
03:33Today was a very hectic day.
03:35And my new patient, that stupid old English lady,
03:38she continuously kept on talking.
03:40Dear, your dad also speaks very fluent English.
03:45Idiot!
03:46She was teaching me how to operate.
03:48As if I am not the doctor, she is.
03:50I wanted to break her head with this bat.
03:54Where did it go?
03:56Bat.
03:58Jai, son.
03:59Look what I have brought for you.
04:09No, no, no.
04:10I don't want the bat.
04:12Thank you.
04:13You don't want the bat.
04:14You don't want the bat.
04:15You have been asking me for the bat for the past 2-3 days.
04:18And now when I have brought the bat, you are saying you don't want the bat.
04:20Take the bat or else I will beat you up.
04:23I am not taking it because you will beat me up.
04:25Bye.
04:27What happened to Jai?
04:29No problem.
04:30Baby.
04:32Take the bat.
04:40I don't want the bat.
04:41If you want, you can take all the toys.
04:44But I don't want the bat.
04:47Why should I take all the toys?
04:49What has happened to the kids?
04:52Shikha, give me the bat.
04:56My suspicion was right.
05:00He is a dangerous doctor.
05:02No, no, no.
05:03He is not dangerous.
05:04He is my father.
05:05And my father cannot kill anyone.
05:08Yes, your father is later.
05:10First, he is my son-in-law.
05:12And the way my son-in-law fights with me,
05:14no normal person can do it.
05:16He is a criminal.
05:17That's it.
05:18And no decent person can fight with me.
05:22No, grandma.
05:23I still don't believe it.
05:25You will believe it when he will break someone's head in front of you.
05:30Oh, God.
05:31What if it is my head?
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Life insurance.
05:35At once.
05:36Life insurance.
05:41Oh, Suraj ji.
05:42Oh, Suraj ji.
05:43Oh, Suraj ji.
05:44Oh, you are great.
05:46But at least come out.
05:49Shanti ji.
05:50What have you done to yourself?
05:52Suraj ji.
05:53Shanti has taken this get-up to spread unrest in the world.
05:57What?
05:58Oh, Suraj ji.
05:59Don't worry.
06:00I am with you.
06:02Oh, Suraj ji.
06:03You are my Lion.
06:04And I am your Mala darling.
06:06Then you will see.
06:07We will rule the whole world.
06:09Take this.
06:10Take this bat.
06:11Take this bat.
06:12It will be useful to you.
06:13What nonsense are you talking?
06:15And why are you giving me this bat?
06:17Look, Suraj ji.
06:18Don't hide it.
06:19I know everything.
06:20Have you seen my TV?
06:21TV?
06:22Yes.
06:23I think she must have seen a cricket match on TV.
06:25She has lost her mind.
06:27Shanti.
06:28Listen to me.
06:29Come here.
06:30Yes.
06:31Tell me, grandma.
06:32What is the matter?
06:33What is she going to do?
06:34Instead of taking a loan, she is going to give a loan.
06:36What will the world say?
06:37Your name will be ruined.
06:38Yes.
06:39This is true, grandma.
06:40What did you say?
06:41Do one thing.
06:42I have made carrot pudding today.
06:44Take it from the kitchen.
06:45Let's go.
06:46Let's go.
06:47Open the door.
06:48Open the door.
06:49Police are coming.
06:50Suraj ji.
06:51Hide quickly.
06:52I will hide right now.
06:53Otherwise, your gang will catch me.
06:55Hide quickly.
06:56She has gone mad.
06:57She is asking me to hide.
06:58And she is hiding herself.
06:59Wow, son-in-law.
07:00You are so innocent.
07:01You will have to save the world for the sake of children.
07:04Shrink, bring, surveilling.
07:05The past, present and future will change.
07:07I am telling you.
07:08Become a clean shave doctor.
07:09A shave with moustache.
07:12Police are coming.
07:13Police are coming.
07:14Madam, some people are knocking at the door.
07:17Shall I open the door?
07:18Please open the door.
07:24Where is he?
07:25Where is he?
07:26No, no, no.
07:27There is no murderer here.
07:29We are people who worship.
07:31Shut up.
07:32We have got the confirmation that the serial killer is in this house.
07:38No, no, no.
07:39You both must have misunderstood.
07:41No one watches serials in our house.
07:45You will know when I show my face to everyone.
07:48You will know whether he is in this house or not.
07:50Correct, Kashina.
07:51Hey, Kashina, it's you.
07:53I am the inspector.
07:54Sorry, sir.
07:55Give it to me.
07:56I will enquire.
08:02Hey, these two are not here.
08:04Correct, sir.
08:05Why are you getting angry?
08:06Correct.
08:08Sorry, sir.
08:13Hey, Kashinath.
08:14There is only a difference of moustache between this face and this photo.
08:17Is the moustache real?
08:18We chefs never grow fake moustache.
08:22Pull it and see.
08:23No, no, no.
08:24If the moustache comes out, dad will be caught.
08:27Ring, ring.
08:28Surveilling.
08:29Change the past and the future.
08:30Let there be dust in their eyes.
08:31My dad will be saved.
08:33Hey, there is dust in my eyes.
08:38Who was she?
08:39I think she was with the killer.
08:41Go.
08:42Catch her.
08:43Hey, I am the inspector.
08:44You go ahead and catch her.
08:45Come on.
08:46Come on.
08:47Come on.
08:48Come on.
08:49Come on.
08:50For the first time, your reverse magic has done our work.
08:52Very good.
08:53Excuse me, madam.
08:54What should I cook?
08:56Oh, son-in-law.
08:57How sweet.
08:58I am feeling so good to see you as a chef.
09:01I wish I could keep you in this form.
09:03Grandma.
09:04You do reverse magic on dad.
09:05Do it right now.
09:06Dad's darling daughter, Bholi.
09:08You don't even let her do mischief.
09:10Here.
09:13What happened to me?
09:15Did anyone come here?
09:17I don't know why, but since I have started my side business,
09:19everything is going wrong.
09:24Grandma.
09:26Is that TV thing true?
09:34Why did Shanti give me a bat?
09:37And why did Jai son refuse to take this bat?
09:41Is there something wrong with the bat?
09:46A bat in Suraj uncle's hand?
09:48A photo bat?
09:49Is that TV thing true?
09:57Is anyone there?
10:05Bhemo behaves like this.
10:08May be.
10:09Because she is a kid.
10:11Jai behaves like this.
10:14May be.
10:15Because he is also a kid.
10:18Jia behaves like this.
10:20May be.
10:22Because she is a kid.
10:24But mother-in-law.
10:29Mother-in-law behaves like this.
10:32No.
10:35Raja.
10:36You are here?
10:37How?
10:38Hello, Raja.
10:39Raja, where are you?
10:40Tell me.
10:41Raja.
10:43What is this, son-in-law?
10:44You gave the bat to Raja.
10:47I will tell my friends not to come to my house.
10:49Dad, what did you do?
10:51I didn't do anything.
10:52In fact, he was spying on me.
10:55Raja, tell everyone why you were spying on me.
10:57Because I saw you on TV.
10:59I saw you on TV.
11:00Oh no.
11:01If Raja says the truth to me.
11:02You will have to lose your life.
11:10What did you see on TV?
11:11I saw on my TV that you were not eating bread.
11:13And you were crying like a kid.
11:16I was not eating bread.
11:17And I was crying like a kid.
11:18You could have eaten bread with butter.
11:20You could have eaten bread with butter.
11:21You are crazy.
11:22I think everyone is going crazy after watching TV.
11:25If anyone troubles me now.
11:27Then I will break everyone's head with this bat.
11:31Jiah.
11:32Do you believe now?
11:34The evidence is right in front of you.
11:36Look.
11:37Yes, Rani.
11:38Now I believe.
11:39But I don't understand.
11:40Why is dad doing this?
11:42It is hurting a lot.
11:44What are you talking about?
11:45Silence.
11:46I want absolute silence in the house.
11:48Vijay.
11:49And Raja.
11:50You have got a head injury.
11:51Come.
11:52I will give you medicine for your injury.
11:53Come.
11:54No, uncle.
11:55First tell me.
11:56You could have eaten bread with cheese and not butter.
11:59What nonsense is going on in the house?
12:01What is happening in the house?
12:04Are you guys joking with me?
12:06Son-in-law.
12:07Joking with you?
12:08Are we going to die?
12:09No.
12:11Jiah.
12:12What did uncle do?
12:14What did I do?
12:16Uncle.
12:17I had told you that you will have such a side business.
12:20What side business?
12:21I have seen it myself on TV.
12:23TV?
12:24What did you see on TV?
12:25Tell me.
12:26Tell everyone what you saw on TV.
12:27Tell me.
12:28Otherwise I will go to everyone's house and break their TV.
12:30My throat is hurting.
12:31Throat is hurting?
12:32Okay.
12:33I will get medicine.
12:34Hold the bag.
12:35No.
12:36I will not hold the bag.
12:37My fingerprints will be on it.
12:38No.
12:39I am going.
12:40My Raja.
12:41Listen.
12:42Listen.
12:43Listen.
12:44What has happened to everyone?
12:45Sir.
12:46This TV.
12:47Pad.
12:48Side business.
12:49What has happened?
12:50Son-in-law.
12:51Don't fool us.
12:52We know everything about your side business.
12:56Oh.
12:57You know?
12:58And here I wanted to kill everyone and give you a surprise.
13:01What?
13:06What did I say that everyone will faint?
13:09What is this?
13:10No one will move from their place.
13:11Otherwise I will kill you.
13:12Hey.
13:13I am the inspector.
13:14Why are you saying my dialogue?
13:15If you say the inspector's dialogue, you will not become a big man.
13:17Understood?
13:18Sorry, sir.
13:19Okay.
13:20Enemies of humanity.
13:21Come out.
13:22Otherwise we are sitting here.
13:23Not sitting, sir.
13:24Standing.
13:25Yes.
13:26Standing.
13:27Otherwise we are standing here.
13:28We will wait for you.
13:30Hey.
13:31Police is in my house?
13:32Tell me, sir.
13:33How can I help you?
13:34Sir.
13:35Put on your handcuffs.
13:36And come with us.
13:37Why?
13:38What have I done?
13:39Son-in-law.
13:40You have done side business.
13:41Yes.
13:42So what is wrong in that?
13:43It is a good deed.
13:44It is a good deed to tell the truth of people.
13:46Son-in-law.
13:47This is not the time to tell.
13:48We will have to save father.
13:49Swing, swing.
13:50Surveilling.
13:51Future is changing.
13:52If police doesn't get anything, the one in front of them will disappear.
13:56Oh.
13:57It has been disturbed again.
13:58Hey.
13:59Where have the rest of the people gone?
14:00So what, sir?
14:01He is here.
14:02You are under arrest.
14:03Hey.
14:04You have stolen my dialogue again.
14:05Sorry, sir.
14:06It's okay.
14:07Arrest him.
14:08What is this?
14:09Who has disappeared?
14:10We?
14:11We are not police.
14:12We?
14:13We were not fairies who disappeared.
14:14How is this possible?
14:15We saw that criminal with our own eyes.
14:16Look, constable.
14:17I am an inspector.
14:18I am a constable.
14:19Okay.
14:20Inspector, there is no criminal here.
14:21Maybe you are dreaming.
14:22Yes.
14:23And look, if you dream while sleeping, then what will you see while sleeping?
14:24You have a point.
14:25And I will tell you clearly that this is a house of decent people.
14:26If you keep troubling us like this, then we will complain to the commissioner.
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