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00:00You
00:30I don't know what to do with myself.
00:32I don't know what to do with myself.
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00:48I don't know what to do with myself.
00:50I don't know what to do with myself.
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00:54I don't know what to do with myself.
00:56I don't know what to do with myself.
00:58I don't know what to do with myself.
01:01I don't know what to do with myself.
01:04I don't know what to do with myself.
01:08Its such a peaceful day.
01:10So calm.
01:12No noise, no peace.
01:15Peace doesn't mean negative other, my dear.
01:19What can be looked down on anyway?
01:22One cup of hot coffee should suffice.
01:26Shrink, Brink, Surveilling, Bhoot, Bhavishya, Vartaman, Bungling
01:30Mil jaye mujhe ek accha aisaans
01:32Aa jaye mere liye koffee khaas
01:34Tee-dee-yahoo!
01:36Koffee!
01:38Awww
01:40Lagta hai kuch
01:42Zyada khaas koffee aayi hai mere liye
01:44Very good
01:46Ne, ne, ne, ne
01:48Papa! Paani!
01:50Help! Help!
01:52Priya!
01:54Priya!
01:56Priya!
01:58What happened Priya?
02:00Are you okay?
02:02I am okay Papa
02:04Toh phir woh explosion kya tha?
02:06Woh kya hai na nani
02:08Yeh main apne chemistry ke experiment try kari thi
02:10Mere jaadu ki tarah woh bhi high-spire hogi
02:12Oh!
02:14Priya mujhe laga koi naya hairdo, koi naya make-up
02:16Toh bhi hai try kiya
02:18And mujhe aisa laga ki
02:20Room renovate karne ka naya style bhut nega raha hai
02:22Wah!
02:24Jaya bhi room ko
02:26Renovation ki zoorat toh hai
02:28Dekha!
02:30Chemistry se maal nahi karna
02:32Kisi misteri ko bula lena
02:34Yeh samay!
02:36Mere liye chemistry toh
02:38Misteri ban kar rahe gaya hai
02:40Humare college ke chemistry professor hai na
02:42Kanaiyalal Kishanchan
02:44Ek ek ho shor
02:46Wo itne boring hai
02:48Ke hum sabko chemistry me koi interest hi nahi raha
02:50Mere sare students pass nahi, pass out ho jate hain
02:52Boredom ki ho jate hain
02:54Mere humare professor ko theek karne ke liye
02:56Sare formulae try kiye
02:58Yahan tak ki magic bhi
03:00Jiya, jiya tumne magic kiya
03:02Mere tumhe kitni baar kaha hai ki magic issamaal mat karo
03:04Zoorat!
03:06Very good Jiya, kya kya magic
03:08Kya kya kya
03:10Us din class me na
03:12Aaj hum chemical symbols ke baare me
03:14Aap sab ko batayenge
03:16Har element, chahe wo gas ho
03:18Chahe wo liquid ho
03:20Chahe wo solid ho
03:22Har gas ka, har solid ka, har liquid ka
03:24Alag alag symbol hota hai
03:26Jaise ki
03:28Koi bhi bo elements ek hi symbol ke nahi hota hai
03:30Gold ka for example
03:32Symbol hota hai AU
03:34Yahaan itna boring kyun
03:36Waise hi silver ka
03:38AG hota hai
03:44Jab jab inka lecture hota hai on
03:46Chahe aaja bhai
03:48Naya toh bhai live bhi chahe
03:50I need my PC
04:00Main dekh raha hoon ke students aaj kal padhahi me
04:02Zyada interest nahi leh rahe hain class me
04:04Ab isse private tuitions leh le to
04:06Chlorine
04:08Chlorine
04:10Yeh itna boring hai ki
04:12Inne sunkar toh black coffee ko bhi neend aaja
04:14I really can't Jiah
04:16Main bardash nahi karta hoon
04:18I'm leaving, I'll see you later
04:30Jiah biti
04:32Main tumhara problem samajh rahi ho
04:34Tumhari isse KK ko OK toh karna hi padhe
04:36Nani
04:38KK itna boring hai
04:40Ki jinnogon ko raaton ko neend nahi aati na
04:42Unhe sleeping pills ki bajah
04:44Agar KK ka ek dose de diya jaye
04:46Toh woh jhad se so jaye
04:48Mujhe tumhara yeh professor teacher kam aur
04:50Cheater zyada lag raha hai
04:52Maise aap aisa bhi keh sakte hain papa
04:54Dekhin nani
04:56Aap humara yeh problem kaise sort karenge
04:58Tumhara professor toh hai badi tragic
05:00Isli istimaaq karna hoga apna magic
05:02Main ek kaam karte hoon
05:04Main invisible bankar tumhara yeh KK ki class me aati hoon
05:06Aur uske lectures ko kuch zyada
05:08Fun filled banane ki
05:10But that's not possible
05:12Kyunki KK ek hafte ke liye protest leave par chale gaye hain
05:14Protest leave
05:16Haan
05:18Woh hum sabne milkar unke lecture ko
05:20Mass bunk kiya tha na usse wajah se
05:22Kamal karta hai yeh professor
05:24Tum sabne milkar ek din kya
05:26Bunk kar liye
05:28Jawab mein woh pura hafta bunk kar raha hai
05:30Papa
05:32Yeh sab theek hai
05:34Lekin sabse tension ki baat yeh hai
05:36Humare final practicals ko sirf
05:38Hum
05:40This equation ka ek solution hai
05:42Ki main ek hafte ke liye
05:44Replacement chemistry teacher ban kar raha hoon
05:46Aur tum sabko chemistry sikha hoon
05:48Saar suma
05:50Agar aap replacement teacher banenge
05:52Aur Jiya unke friends ko chemistry sikhayenge
05:54To examination paper me
05:56Sabko oxygen ka symbol milega
05:58O2 matlab 00
06:00Itne saare ande ho jayenge
06:02Classroom me ki sab milkar
06:04Ek omelette party de paaye
06:06Aapko malum aate ando ke baare me
06:08Kyuki tumhe college me
06:10Ando me milke rahe kyu
06:12Jiya bhai agar saar suma
06:14Replacement teacher banenge na
06:16Toh tumhe apna pura college replace karna padega
06:18Apne experiment se tumhe sirf ek
06:20Baker thoda hai
06:22Saar suma toh pura college explode kar di
06:24Enough is enough
06:26Aisa na ho ke main yehi kahi tumhe
06:28Explode kar do
06:30Please
06:36Sir maine suna hai aapko replacement chemistry teacher ki zaroorat hai
06:38That's right
06:40Toh aap mujhe replacement chemistry teacher bana dijiye
06:42Likhiye main bhi India ka prime minister banna chahata hoon
06:44Toh aap mujhe prime minister bana dijiye na
06:46Sir main mazaaz nahi kar rahi hoon
06:48Main really chemistry teacher banna chahati hoon
06:50Likhiye kuch mahina pehle aap jahan BA padhne aayi thi
06:52Chemistry padhane ke liye toh kam se kam MSc ke zarurat hoti hai
06:54Yeh BA se kuch nahi hota
06:56Sir
06:58BA MBA MSc
07:00Saari degrees A to Z hai mere paath
07:02Likhiye
07:04degrees A to Z hai mere paath
07:06Ilkne saari degrees lekar aap karte kya hai
07:08Sir
07:10Waijaise cricket mein all rounder bandhe hai na
07:12Waise mein education mein all rounder bandhe hai
07:14Aur aap sir mujhe itna batadiye ki
07:16Kis college ki MSc sabse best hoti hai
07:18Mumbai College of Science is the best
07:20Aayoo
07:24Thank you sir
07:26My degree
07:28Are waah
07:30Aapne to Mumbai College of Science se MSc ke degree hasir ki hai
07:32Ma'am, you have been the topper in your college?
07:34Congratulations!
07:35Of course, because it's Bhadkar.
07:37Shushmita Singh?
07:38Shushmita Singh?
07:39She was a chemistry teacher in Mahona.
07:42And wow, what a teacher!
07:44But I'm better than her.
07:45Oh good, very good.
07:46I think you can be the replacement chemistry teacher of our college.
07:50Oh really?
07:51Thank you, thank you so much.
07:53Sir, my degree?
07:55I have to keep it for records.
07:56Where else do you want it?
07:59Welcome to the fold.
08:00Thank you so much.
08:01Thank you so much.
08:02I'll join college.
08:03The class I mean.
08:04Okay.
08:05Bye bye.
08:06Thank you.
08:08Mumbai College of Science?
08:10She tops her college?
08:27Good morning students.
08:28Good morning Miss.
08:32Let's start today's lesson.
08:34Oops, I forgot to introduce myself.
08:38I'm your replacement teacher.
08:40Chemistry will be my main teacher.
08:43I'm Jiya's grandma.
08:45I'm Janimbani in experiments.
08:48I got a book from a chemistry teacher.
08:51Please, may I borrow your book?
08:54Thank you.
08:55Now kids, sing whatever I sing.
08:58Because, chemistry is fun now.
09:03Okay.
09:04Two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen.
09:06Combine both of them together.
09:08Two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen.
09:10Combine both of them together.
09:13You'll get a wonderful reaction.
09:15You can watch the reaction directly.
09:17You'll get a wonderful reaction.
09:19You can watch the reaction directly.
09:22If there's no reaction, there will be.
09:24Very soon, H2O will flow.
09:27Very soon, H2O will flow.
09:29Very soon, H2O will flow.
09:31Water in the basin.
09:33Water in the sink.
09:35Lots and lots of water this week.
09:37Water in the basin. Water in the sink.
09:40Lots and lots of water this week.
09:42Water rocks, it really rocks and flows.
09:45Yes, it rocks and flows.
09:48It rocks and flows.
09:50It rocks and flows.
09:52It rocks and flows.
09:54It rocks and flows.
09:56It rocks and flows.
09:58It rocks and flows.
10:00It rocks and flows.
10:02Quiet please.
10:03Now we have to take the lab lock.
10:05Where my wife is.
10:07Hello, hello.
10:11Okay then, see you in the chemistry lab.
10:14Come on, come on.
10:18So kids, today we will determine the boiling point of water.
10:24The boiling point of water is...
10:2710 degrees centigrade.
10:2810 degrees Celsius.
10:30How is this possible?
10:32It's written in our book that it's 100 degrees Celsius.
10:36But it's written 10 degrees in Ishta's book.
10:38She must have put an extra zero in her book.
10:41No problem.
10:42Shrink-drink-surveilling.
10:45Put 10 degrees there and subtract one zero.
10:54I didn't know that the boiling point of water can be so low.
10:57But Raja, this boiling point is lower than your father.
11:02The boiling point of water is 10 degrees Celsius.
11:04Something is definitely wrong.
11:07Now kids, we will see what is the proportion of oxygen in water.
11:13What is the proportion of oxygen in water?
11:16CO2O2.
11:18Only magical current in water.
11:20So kids, what happens in water?
11:22Only magical current.
11:25Magical current.
11:26So will this magical current make us pass the exam?
11:34We are saved.
11:35Okay kids, see you next time.
11:37Bye-bye.
11:38Okay.
11:39Bye-bye.
11:40It would have been so much fun if grandma taught us.
11:42Let's go and tell the principal to let grandma teach us those subjects.
11:45It's not a bad idea.
11:46Come on, let's go.
11:48What is this, grandma?
11:49You came to the college and taught us wrong chemistry.
11:51Jiya, this is all because of Paristan's science digest.
11:56That digest has troubled me.
11:59Paristan's rules and formulas are different, right?
12:02That's fine, grandma.
12:03But who will solve our problem now?
12:05Jiya, why don't you call Professor Bhool Bhulaiya?
12:09Professor Bhool Bhulaiya?
12:10That fool who doesn't even remember his name?
12:13Everyone in Paristan calls me Phool Bhulaiya.
12:16He doesn't do anything.
12:18But he is a genius.
12:20No one has as much knowledge as him.
12:22Yes, I have to agree to this.
12:29Professor Bhool Bhulaiya, listen to our voice.
12:33Teach us the secrets of chemistry in the college classes.
12:39Baby, I think this bell is slow.
12:43I will tell you a mantra to make it work quickly.
12:45Come here.
12:50Shrink, shrink, surveilling.
12:51Past, future, present, changing.
12:53There is something special about science.
12:56That's why Professor Bhool Bhulaiya should come to us.
13:01What happened?
13:02I was doing the experiment yesterday.
13:05I don't remember anything.
13:08I don't remember anything.
13:09Professor Bhool Bhulaiya.
13:11Grandma, when I tell him to forget everything,
13:14he remembers everything.
13:16Dilbu, my child, how are you?
13:19I am fine, sir.
13:21There is just one problem.
13:23What?
13:24There is no teacher in my sister's college to teach chemistry.
13:29There are so many particles in the atmosphere of this earth's sphere.
13:33And there are so many articles written on it.
13:38Hey, hello everybody.
13:39Hi.
13:41I will make a cavity in the earth's gravity
13:44and do the experiment of zero gravity.
13:50What did you do?
13:51I was doing the experiment of zero gravity.
13:54But why did you do the experiment on me?
13:57Yes, I did.
13:59Good, good.
14:00Grandma, while you are there, do me a favor.
14:04Take this broom and clean all the cracks on the roof.
14:08Listen, this is not the time to joke.
14:11Please try and understand the gravity of the situation.
14:14Get me down quickly.
14:15Uncle, if you are upstairs, can I stay in your room?
14:20Please.
14:21And dad, can I borrow your car?
14:24Please.
14:25And grandpa, I like your cell phone so much.
14:28You know that, right?
14:29It's mine now, okay?
14:30You are already dividing my property.
14:32Hello, I am still alive.
14:34I haven't gone that high.
14:35Get me down quickly.
14:37Mr. Bulbul, can you make me invisible?
14:40Oh, invisible.
14:42Of course, why not?
14:43Take this.
14:46It's so open.
14:48Mom.
14:50Suraj, what are you doing hanging on the roof?
14:57Yes.
14:58And where is your body?
15:01I think magic is happening here.
15:05No, no.
15:06No, no, Shanti.
15:07There is a magic show going on in our house right now.
15:09And he is our great magician.
15:12Oh, magician.
15:13Please do some magic for me too.
15:16I have put 2 kgs of cauliflower in this pot.
15:19I want to make stuffed cauliflower today.
15:22Oh, you want to make stuffed cauliflower.
15:25Okay, fill 2 kgs of cauliflower and stuff it.
15:33I have put it in my pot.
15:36What?
15:37I forgot.
15:39Oh, cauliflower.
15:41Of course.
15:43Oh.
15:44My house is full of cauliflower.
15:47I bring all the empty pots of my house here.
15:51Give me some more.
15:54Someone please get me down.
15:58Mr. Bulbul, please make me invisible too.
16:02What happened? Who are these people?
16:04Mr. Bulbul.
16:06Oh, I am sorry.
16:08Ready.
16:11And stop.
16:14Thank God.
16:15Mother-in-law, what is happening?
16:17Yes, what is all this, mother-in-law?
16:20Forget it.
16:21Forget it.
16:22Oh, I am sorry.
16:23What is all this, Sushma?
16:25Forget it.
16:26You are the professor.
16:27I mean, now you become my assistant.
16:30And teach chemistry to those kids with me.
16:32But remember one thing.
16:34Chemistry experiments are not done in the air.
16:37They are done in a beaker or a test tube.
16:39That's it.
16:40Oh.
16:41Who are this beaker and test tube?
16:44Both of us.
16:52Come.
16:53Good morning, Miss.
16:56Good morning, Sir.
16:59Good morning.
17:00Good morning.
17:03One, two, three, four.
17:05Who is he?
17:06He looks strange.
17:08Is he Professor Bulbul?
17:11He is Professor Bulbul.
17:13No wonder they look alike.
17:17You are Professor Bulbul.
17:20Oh, you smart dog.
17:23Okay, kids, listen.
17:25He is Professor Bulbul.
17:27As you all know now.
17:28And he is Professor K.D.
17:30If I am Professor Bulbul, then who are you?
17:33What is all this?
17:34What are these students doing here?
17:36They are here to teach you chemistry.
17:38Chemistry?
17:39Then who will teach me?
17:42There is no need to teach you.
17:44You are a genius.
17:45You know everything.
17:46How do you know this?
17:47How do you know that I have known you for years?
17:49I don't know you.
17:52You know me, Sir.
17:53But you are forgetting something.
17:55What am I forgetting?
17:56Forget everything.
17:57Forget everything.
17:58Just remember one thing.
17:59This college needs your knowledge.
18:01And you have come here to teach chemistry to the kids.
18:04Teach them about chemicals and gases.
18:06And give them some fun.
18:08Oh, fun gas.
18:10But gas is painful.
18:14Sir, not that gas.
18:16I mean different formulas.
18:18About gas.
18:20Teach the kids about fun.
18:22Oh, that's easy.
18:24This.
18:25This.
18:26This.
18:27This.
18:28And.
18:31This.
18:32There can be no more funny gas than this.
18:44Why are they laughing?
18:46And why are you laughing?
18:48Because you made laughing gas.
18:51How funny.
18:53But I don't remember.
18:55Let it be.
18:57I mean.
18:58Teach the kids about chemicals and gases.
19:01But with some fun.
19:02So that they learn happily.
19:04Oh, formula of happiness.
19:06No problem.
19:07Students.
19:08Walk every morning.
19:09Talk to the birds.
19:11Listen to the breeze.
19:13And choose colors from the flowers.
19:15Always keep smiling.
19:17This is the style of Paristan.
19:20Raja, do you understand anything?
19:22No.
19:23It's a philosophy class.
19:25Professor.
19:26Don't tell the formula of life to the kids.
19:28You have to teach the formula of science to the kids.
19:31Otherwise.
19:32You will cause explosion in the practical.
19:35Practical explosion.
19:36No problem.
19:38We take two parts of ice cream.
19:41And.
19:43Three parts of chlorine.
19:45And.
19:52There can be no more practical explosion than this.
19:55Cheap, beautiful and durable.
19:57Room May Boom.
19:59Professor.
20:00If you do such an explosive experiment.
20:02Then not only your face will be black.
20:04Next time your nose will also be cut.
20:06Room May Boom.
20:07Is a very good concept.
20:09Oh God.
20:10They will fail.
20:11Child.
20:12I am not a special guest.
20:14I made a big mistake.
20:15I have to do something quickly.
20:17Room May Boom.
20:19Professor.
20:20Forget everything.
20:21Forget.
20:22Forget.
20:23Kids.
20:24All of a sudden.
20:25They have become ill.
20:26So this class will be tomorrow.
20:27Okay.
20:28See you tomorrow.
20:29Bye.
20:30Bye.
20:31Let's go.
20:32Let's go.
20:33Room May Boom.
20:34Is a very good concept.
20:41Hello.
20:45Good morning.
20:46I am back.
20:49Guests.
20:51And.
20:53Their.
20:56Properties.
20:59When I was at the protest.
21:02Then I met.
21:04An old woman.
21:06Who is old?
21:07Old is your granny.
21:11I was saying.
21:12When I was at the protest.
21:15Everyone asked a very beautiful.
21:17Young old woman.
21:20And she taught me this lesson.
21:23That students will show interest in the subject.
21:26When we teach them with interest.
21:29So kids.
21:30From today.
21:31In every lecture of chemistry.
21:33We will add an element of fun.
21:38See this.
21:41See how these balloons are floating.
21:44I have filled hydrogen gas in them.
21:48Hydrogen gas.
21:49Is very light.
21:50In fact.
21:51It is the lightest element.
21:53It is so light.
21:54So light.
21:55So light.
21:56So light.
21:57That it does not need to do any dieting.
22:02And it is light.
22:03That is why it goes towards the ceiling.
22:06Because all the other lights are above.
22:11And now this balloon.
22:13It is filled with oxygen gas.
22:15Oxygen.
22:16It is light.
22:17But it is heavier than hydrogen.
22:19That is why this balloon floats.
22:21But it cannot fly.
22:23That is why.
22:24O2 cannot go to.
22:25Ceiling.
22:30Grandma.
22:31You solved my problem again.
22:33Now I do not need to do chemistry.
22:35Thank you grandma.
22:36Anyway.
22:37What is the best time in the world?
22:39Time for tea.
22:42By the way.
22:43I am very impressed with these floating gases.
22:45I will float towards them.
22:46And go from here.
22:47Go.
23:15Bye.
23:16Bye.