The Billionaire's Masquerade

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00:00:00Will you marry me?
00:00:02Shelby Trudeau must be married by five o'clock today, or she loses her inheritance.
00:00:06I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau. I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:00:09Who's gonna marry you anyhow?
00:00:11The last guy you even slept with was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:00:15Alright, let's get married.
00:00:16I can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:00:21Why can't you just tell her it's your place? You're a public figure.
00:00:24How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:00:26The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was a boy.
00:00:28She liked me for me, and I want that again.
00:00:30You can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:00:34Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:00:37I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:00:40How pathetic and pointless.
00:00:42Look how in love we are.
00:00:44Sometimes I forget how to let go, but with you every day is fun.
00:00:48Actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:00:52You are Roy's secret bride.
00:00:54A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:00:57He needs to get a divorce.
00:00:58I've spent my whole life looking for you.
00:01:01Sometimes love isn't enough.
00:01:05Could it be?
00:01:07It's her. It's always been her.
00:01:09How could I be so blind?
00:01:28I'm bored.
00:01:31According to Mr. Trudeau's will,
00:01:33your eldest daughter, Miss Shelby Trudeau,
00:01:37must be married by five o'clock today,
00:01:40or she loses her inheritance.
00:01:42That un-ladylike girl is not my daughter.
00:01:45Bad enough I'm her stepmother.
00:01:47Ryan, hello.
00:01:48We want Shelby to know show.
00:01:50That's the way we get everything.
00:01:58I'm Sergeant Shelby Trudeau.
00:02:00I'm here to claim my inheritance.
00:02:03Well, look who it is, the prodigal sister.
00:02:05Dressed in your old uniform.
00:02:07Pathetic.
00:02:08Still trying to play hero.
00:02:10I'm in the Army Reserve now, CC.
00:02:12I was doing weekend drills with my unit.
00:02:15The will, please.
00:02:17Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:20Should have just died in the fields.
00:02:23Ooh, the Army Reserve.
00:02:25Should have just died in the fields like a good little soldier.
00:02:28No one would have missed you.
00:02:29Shut your trap before I shut it for you.
00:02:33Look, you don't have to respect me,
00:02:35but don't you dare speak about soldiers dying in vain on the battlefield.
00:02:39God, look around, CC.
00:02:41Your curled hair and your frilly dress.
00:02:43Do you think any of that would be possible without others sacrificing?
00:02:47You have freedom and peace
00:02:50because someone else is carrying the burden.
00:02:57Of course.
00:02:59The will, Sergeant Trudeau.
00:03:01And I want to thank you for your service.
00:03:08Your father's will stipulates that the inheritance is yours
00:03:11only if signed by both you and your spouse.
00:03:15Ooh!
00:03:16That means you've got 15 minutes to find a husband, Shelby.
00:03:19Tick tock.
00:03:32Don't say I'm a bad stepmother.
00:03:34Give up your inheritance and I'll give you one percent.
00:03:37Better than nothing.
00:03:40You stole my father from me most of my life.
00:03:42You will not take what he left me.
00:03:44And what this money could do to help the gym
00:03:47and all the women that are part of it.
00:03:51Really, Shelby?
00:03:52Who's going to marry you anyhow?
00:03:54The last guy you even slept with
00:03:56was a one-night stand three years ago at Mardi Gras.
00:04:13Don't.
00:04:14Keep the mystery.
00:04:19You've already lost, Shelby.
00:04:21Take the one percent I'm offering and be grateful for it.
00:04:24Right.
00:04:25You're not even going to find a bum on the street to marry you in time.
00:04:31Watch me.
00:04:35Watch me.
00:04:42Watch me.
00:04:50Don't worry.
00:04:57He looks single.
00:04:59Oh my God, this is totally FUBAR.
00:05:03Suck it up, soldier.
00:05:04You can't let your evil stepmother and stepsister win.
00:05:10Hey, mister.
00:05:12Will you marry me?
00:05:22I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain,
00:05:25but if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
00:05:29Well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:05:32So you won't have to live on the streets anymore.
00:05:34Do I look like a homeless person there?
00:05:36Priceless.
00:05:39Shelby Strudeau!
00:05:40Are you insane?
00:05:41You can't marry this...
00:05:43...helpful.
00:05:46Shelby Strudeau.
00:05:47The late Judge Strudeau's eldest daughter.
00:05:50That's right.
00:05:51The judge said she was a soldier.
00:05:53He didn't mention she was beautiful, too.
00:05:56Here's a few bucks.
00:05:57Take it and get lost.
00:05:59Don't meddle in our business.
00:06:01Don't speak to him like that.
00:06:03He's a person with feelings.
00:06:06The Cinderella Tale.
00:06:07Complete with an evil stepmother and obnoxious stepsister.
00:06:11It's clear who deserves my help.
00:06:13And the timing couldn't be better for me.
00:06:15All right.
00:06:17Let's get married.
00:06:33Names for the marriage certificate?
00:06:35Shelby Strudeau.
00:06:38And your name is?
00:06:40Griffin Roy.
00:07:01And congratulations, you lovebirds.
00:07:08Thank you.
00:07:15This isn't over.
00:07:16Tell her!
00:07:23Sergeant...
00:07:24Mrs. Roy.
00:07:26You have to stay married for at least one full year.
00:07:30Or everything goes to your stepmother and stepsister.
00:07:34You hear that, Shelby?
00:07:35You won't last a week with that hobo.
00:07:41Come on.
00:07:47I guess we'll need to keep in touch.
00:07:49But you probably don't have a permanent address.
00:07:54Once the estate gets settled and I have the money,
00:07:56we can get you an apartment and set you up with a job.
00:08:00When most people get what they wanted, they usually just walk away.
00:08:03I'm not most people.
00:08:06I see that.
00:08:14I gotta return this.
00:08:17Goodbye for now.
00:08:20Goodbye, wife.
00:08:34Where the hell have you been?
00:08:52Gotcha.
00:08:53Seriously, this is over the top, even for you.
00:08:58This DNA, get it to Detective McSwain right away.
00:09:01Look, as your campaign manager, I need you to be more focused on your image, okay?
00:09:06You'll never catch LaRoche dumpster diving.
00:09:12Marrying Isabel was the best decision of my life.
00:09:17You know, when you elected me to Congress three years ago,
00:09:21you got a package deal.
00:09:23Griffin Roy, just another billionaire bachelor.
00:09:26Playboy lawyer. The best.
00:09:29This, my friend, is where you're vulnerable.
00:09:32In a snap, I can line up a dozen beautiful, successful women
00:09:36who want me for what I am, not who I am.
00:09:38Look, you can't keep pining over some girl you met three years ago.
00:09:42It's not just some girl. We had a connection.
00:09:46Never had that before.
00:09:53Look, I gotta run.
00:09:54I gotta run.
00:09:55But Griffin, you need to find a woman who can stand by your side.
00:09:58Someone real.
00:10:00Not this made-up mystery girl you've built up in your head.
00:10:20Remember that true strength is not physical.
00:10:23It comes from the belief that you are worth defending.
00:10:26Alright, guys. Let's class. Nice work.
00:10:35So what's the latest on the STD super spreader?
00:10:38I tried to call him, but Mr. Chlamydia blocked my number.
00:10:42Who knows how many other women he's done this to.
00:10:45So I was thinking maybe it's time to go by his place and confront him in person.
00:10:53What's holding you back?
00:10:54Andre's no regular guy, Shelby. He's got a bro pack.
00:10:57These men are like wolves with mutton.
00:11:00Let's go.
00:11:01We'll face this douchebag together.
00:11:22What's your name?
00:11:23I'm Stephanie.
00:11:25How about a drink, huh?
00:11:26Oh, that's okay.
00:11:27Come on. One little drink won't do no harm.
00:11:30Okay, one drink.
00:11:31Really, Pierce? This clown is the one who controls the town's power brokers.
00:11:36You wanna beat LaRoche, you gotta mingle with the good, the bad, and the Andres.
00:11:47I can't believe I slept with that.
00:11:49What was I thinking?
00:11:51I guess I can't hold my liquor.
00:11:53I mean, the night was just one big black hole.
00:11:57It wasn't the alcohol that caused you to black out.
00:12:04Thanks.
00:12:05That creep.
00:12:08You dickless loser.
00:12:17Drugging girls to get laid.
00:12:19What the fuck?
00:12:20Get out of my house, skank.
00:12:22I'm the skank?
00:12:24That's funny.
00:12:25You're the one spreading chlamydia.
00:12:27Shut the fuck up and get out of my house.
00:12:31Unless you're back for more, I know how much of a whore you really are.
00:12:34You like spreading your legs, don't you?
00:12:36I just told you that you have chlamydia and you...
00:12:40Oh my God.
00:12:41You already know you have it.
00:12:44And you don't care.
00:12:46Ladies, Andrei Ivanov has been knowingly spreading chlamydia.
00:12:58What is she doing here?
00:12:59Both of you, get out of here.
00:13:05Oh shit.
00:13:06She can't know who I am yet.
00:13:13Do you know who I am?
00:13:14I don't care.
00:13:20Where did she come from?
00:13:22That's my wife.
00:13:23Isn't she amazing?
00:13:24And she's gonna cost you, Andrei, once he finds out you're married to her.
00:13:27I don't care.
00:13:28You think you can crash my party and put that ninja shit on me?
00:13:33You are one dead bitch.
00:13:45Oh, nice.
00:13:47Did you see that combo?
00:13:48Dude, she can fight.
00:13:49Look at her form, man.
00:13:55Dude, she can really fight, man.
00:13:57You are hopeless.
00:13:59Hey, swap me jackets.
00:14:01I'll give you my Rolex.
00:14:15Fuck you, Roy.
00:14:16I'll do everything I can to end you.
00:14:19We should get out of here.
00:14:20Yeah, yeah.
00:14:21Come on.
00:14:25Get him.
00:14:28You lied to me.
00:14:29You're not some homeless guy.
00:14:30Okay, when did I say I was homeless?
00:14:32You were.
00:14:33I was.
00:14:34I was.
00:14:35I was.
00:14:36I was.
00:14:37I was.
00:14:38I was.
00:14:39I was.
00:14:40I was.
00:14:41I was.
00:14:42I was.
00:14:43I was.
00:14:44I was.
00:14:45I was.
00:14:46I was.
00:14:47I was.
00:14:48I was.
00:14:49I was.
00:14:50I was.
00:14:51I was homeless.
00:14:52You were next to a dumpster?
00:14:53That's not much of a leap.
00:14:55What were you doing at this party?
00:14:57Working in the room.
00:14:58Oh, thought you were one of those asshole rich guys.
00:15:02I'm sorry.
00:15:03I hope I didn't cost you your job.
00:15:05I know how you could make it up to me.
00:15:07Have dinner with me.
00:15:11My place is nearby.
00:15:12Don't push it.
00:15:22Hey, dinner's ready.
00:15:28This is nice.
00:15:29I haven't had a home-cooked meal in a long time.
00:15:32It's one of the things I missed the most
00:15:34when I was deployed.
00:15:35How long were you in the military?
00:15:36Seven years.
00:15:37I joined right after high school.
00:15:39My mom had just died, and I was feeling rudderless.
00:15:43You weren't close with your father?
00:15:45I was.
00:15:46He was my hero.
00:15:49Until he wasn't.
00:15:52He cheated on my mom with Margo.
00:15:54He was the judge, and she was the court stenographer.
00:15:57It was quite the scandal at the time.
00:15:59That must have been really hard for you.
00:16:02It was harder on my mom.
00:16:04She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
00:16:07Even started using my mom's maiden name.
00:16:09But then, three years ago, he reached out,
00:16:11told me he was sick, so I came to New Orleans for a visit.
00:16:15Here I am.
00:16:16Here you are.
00:16:18Enough about me.
00:16:20What's your story, Griffin Roy?
00:16:23Oh.
00:16:25Shelby Trudeau, come on out now.
00:16:27We know you're in there, Shelby.
00:16:28The light is on.
00:16:29We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:32We are not leaving until you open this door.
00:16:35Hey, I'll handle this.
00:16:40Oh.
00:16:41I thought I heard a couple of stray cats out here yelling,
00:16:44but it's just you two.
00:16:45And you are?
00:16:46That's the homeless guy that Shelby married.
00:16:48What are you doing here?
00:16:50Why wouldn't Griffin be here?
00:16:52He's my husband, after all.
00:16:55Mama, what are we going to do?
00:16:56We need to challenge the will.
00:16:57But how can we do that if they're still together?
00:16:59Shut up, Cece.
00:17:00Oh.
00:17:01I see you're still trying to rob my wife of her inheritance.
00:17:04How pathetic and pointless.
00:17:07Pathetic and pointless.
00:17:09Look how in love we are.
00:17:11I look back.
00:17:13Enjoy the little victory while it lasts.
00:17:17Right.
00:17:18We're going to shred that will and your shame
00:17:19of marriage in no time.
00:17:20Mm-hmm.
00:17:31Margot and Cece are going to be a problem.
00:17:33There's no way they'll let us be.
00:17:35What if we moved in together?
00:17:38You want to live here?
00:17:40No.
00:17:41Somewhere with better security, like my place.
00:17:46Sure.
00:17:47I'm dying to see where you live.
00:17:54So let me get this straight.
00:17:56You told her you're house-sitting?
00:17:58That's right.
00:17:59Said I was going to watch the house while the owner
00:18:02was in Europe for the year.
00:18:03You do know how crazy that sounds.
00:18:05Why can't you just tell her it's your place?
00:18:11I saw you from across the room, and I had to talk to you.
00:18:14That's very flattering, but you don't know anything about me.
00:18:18I know you take my breath away.
00:18:19And I know that I would wonder for the rest of my life
00:18:22if I didn't take this chance, even
00:18:24if it was only for one night.
00:18:26Maybe it's better this way.
00:18:29No names, no past.
00:18:32We can just be ourselves.
00:18:34I'd like that very much.
00:18:37The girl from Mardi Gras didn't know I was Roy.
00:18:40She liked me for me.
00:18:42And I want that again, Pierce, even for a little while.
00:18:54Stash all this stuff in the garage, please.
00:18:57Griffin, you're a public figure.
00:19:00A lot of people know who you are.
00:19:02How long do you think you can keep this charade up?
00:19:04I don't know.
00:19:06But I have a chance to be with someone
00:19:07without all the crap that goes along with being a Roy.
00:19:10Well, just remember, we're about to launch
00:19:12a multi-platform campaign.
00:19:15In two weeks, TV, radio, social, billboards,
00:19:19your face is about to be everywhere.
00:19:22Then I better make the most of the next 14 days.
00:19:33This place is insane.
00:19:35The owner must really trust you.
00:19:37Yep.
00:19:38We're pretty tight.
00:19:40Here, let me show you to your room.
00:19:48I can't keep living in the past.
00:19:51I can't keep living in the past.
00:19:54I can't keep living in the past.
00:19:57I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:00I can't keep living in the past.
00:20:03Maybe it's time to see what the future holds.
00:20:12Goodbye, mystery lover.
00:20:20I take it things are going well with Xena Warrior Princess.
00:20:22Oh, she's so exciting and competitive.
00:20:25Keeps me on my toes.
00:20:27Oh, and so damn beautiful.
00:20:28Face sweaty, no makeup, so damn real.
00:20:31When do I get to meet her?
00:20:33Her military background and work with actress women
00:20:35will be a real asset for both female and male voters.
00:20:38Dial it back, Pierce.
00:20:40We're in the early stages.
00:20:42All right, well, don't take too long.
00:20:44You married her for the campaign.
00:20:46And it's not like she can dump you once she finds out.
00:20:49She needs you for her inheritance.
00:20:59Gun!
00:21:02Hey.
00:21:03I'm taking care of you tonight.
00:21:05Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:21:07Get your mind out of the gutter, woman.
00:21:09I'm talking food here.
00:21:11All right, in that case, surprise me.
00:21:13Trust me.
00:21:14I'm full of surprises.
00:21:16I bet you are.
00:21:18See you soon?
00:21:29Gotcha.
00:21:31Gotcha, sis.
00:21:33So this is where you've been hiding out.
00:21:46Did you want some of my wine?
00:22:01I turned off your alarm.
00:22:03You obviously needed to sleep.
00:22:05We can run tonight.
00:22:07P.S.
00:22:08You snore.
00:22:09But it's super cute.
00:22:11I do not snore, Gryffinroy.
00:22:13Oh.
00:22:14Oh.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:16Oh.
00:22:17Oh.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Oh.
00:22:20Oh.
00:22:21Oh.
00:22:22Oh.
00:22:23Oh.
00:22:24Oh.
00:22:25Oh.
00:22:26Oh.
00:22:27Oh.
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:30Oh.
00:22:31Oh.
00:22:32Oh.
00:22:33Oh.
00:22:40What are you doing in a place like this?
00:22:43I live here.
00:22:44When did you move in?
00:22:45Um, last week.
00:22:46We're house-sitting.
00:22:48Yeah, I've heard that one before.
00:22:49Listen, this is an exclusive neighborhood.
00:22:51Thieves are always trying to break in.
00:22:54Who are you calling a thief?
00:22:56Please step out, now!
00:22:59What the hell are you doing?
00:23:01Just routine inspection.
00:23:05Let's see what else you're hiding here.
00:23:15Get your filthy hands off my wife!
00:23:17What?
00:23:18Oh, cool. I thought I was saving you, but it looks like you got it.
00:23:28Oh, look out!
00:23:33Damn, lady. You make it look easy.
00:23:37Are you hurt?
00:23:38Just my pride.
00:23:42Looks like you get a flat. Let's get out of here. We can take my car.
00:23:47This is yours?
00:23:49Borrowed it from a friend.
00:23:51Right.
00:23:54I know all the guards who work here, and you sure as hell aren't them.
00:23:58Who the hell are you, man? Some kind of big shot or something?
00:24:02Oh, I'm your worst nightmare.
00:24:07All right. You're under arrest.
00:24:11What the hell is going on?
00:24:17Well, that didn't go as planned.
00:24:20Mama, this is all your fault.
00:24:22You pushed me to hire those thugs to humiliate Shelby, and now my money's wasted and she got off scot-free.
00:24:27Eyes on the prize, Cece. Once we inherit the entire Trudeau estate, this'll be pocket change.
00:24:33Yeah. And who would have thought that bum would have got the police involved in all this mess?
00:24:37I don't believe he's a bum. I mean, how can a homeless man be so clever?
00:24:41No matter whether he's a tramp or not, he married Shelby for her money.
00:24:45Offer him a better deal and he'll leave her.
00:24:48We annul the marriage and claim the entire estate.
00:24:54Oh, isn't Victoria Wilcox the porta-potty billionaire looking for a new gigolo?
00:24:58That old cougar?
00:25:00Oh, Cece, honey. When they're that age, they're not cougars. They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:06When they're that age, they're not cougars. They're saber-toothed tigers.
00:25:15Well, then we just gotta make him an offer he can't refuse.
00:25:25You really should have iced these right away.
00:25:27I realize that now.
00:25:29I've only ever sparred with gloves on, never thrown a bare-knuckle punch before.
00:25:36What? Did I just hand in my man card?
00:25:40No, you knocked a guy out with one punch. Your man card is fully intact.
00:25:45You just sounded like a prep school rich boy for a second.
00:25:51Thank you. Not just for today, but for everything.
00:25:56It's been really lonely since my dad died, and it's nice having someone on my side.
00:26:02There's no need to thank me. I am your husband.
00:26:07Close your eyes.
00:26:18Okay. Fair is fair. I owe you one.
00:26:32Sorry. I know we're just pretending.
00:26:46Right. Pretending.
00:26:53I'm gonna... I'm gonna go for a run.
00:26:57Okay, I'll come with...
00:27:03What if it's just me? Wouldn't that be ironic?
00:27:06The first woman I'm into for so long is not into me. Fuck!
00:27:25Griffin kissed me, and it felt just like that night three years ago.
00:27:29What's wrong with me? How can I feel the exact same way for two different men?
00:27:45I don't know. He looks like a wet street dog.
00:27:48I'll shower and a haircut, and he'll be marginally presentable.
00:27:52Hey! You!
00:27:59We got a proposition for you.
00:28:01How'd you like to be richer than you ever imagined?
00:28:04Well, that'd be a dream, ma'am.
00:28:06Get in.
00:28:19Are you sure he's not homeless? Eats like a dirty pig.
00:28:23So you want me to divorce Shelby and marry Victoria Wilcox, the shithouse billionaire?
00:28:35You will refer to them as porta-potties, young man.
00:28:40We know you're after Shelby's inheritance, but she's never gonna see it.
00:28:45Well, he'll do.
00:28:49Oh.
00:28:51Oh, he'll do just nicely.
00:28:56Wait a minute. Have we met before? Because you look real familiar.
00:29:01Oh, no.
00:29:03Nope, I don't think I run in your kinds of circles, Miss Wilcox.
00:29:08The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:14The first document are official divorce papers.
00:29:17And you will also be paid 20 grand a month to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:29:25Hmm.
00:29:26Oh, you don't need to worry, boy. Because I have the libido of a 26-year-old.
00:29:33Oh, oh.
00:29:46I don't understand. This says...
00:29:48You're under arrest for pandering.
00:29:52Detective McSwain, this woman has tried to recruit me as a sex worker.
00:29:58That's a class C felony.
00:30:00He's lying.
00:30:04And you will also be paid 20 grand a month to provide intimate services of a sexual nature.
00:30:14Detective, detective. There must be some misunderstanding. There's no nonsense going on here.
00:30:20No, you can't arrest me on the word of that bum. He set me up.
00:30:24Detective McSwain, it's getting late. I'd like to go home and see my wife.
00:30:31Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:30:34Wait.
00:30:37You have made a big mistake rejecting me.
00:30:39I'm a woman of wealth and power that you cannot fathom.
00:30:44I will make you pay very dearly for this.
00:30:47I don't think anyone mentioned my last name.
00:30:51It's Roy.
00:30:52Roy.
00:30:57Well, I knew you looked familiar, you see. I'm just an old woman. You could forgive me.
00:31:04Get out of my face.
00:31:08Oh, excuse me.
00:31:12Alright, we got her in the car. How far do you want this to go?
00:31:16Put the fear of God in there. Mug shot, fingerprints, thorax.
00:31:21Then in the morning, drop the charges. Before the press gets wind.
00:31:25Piercer, to have your hide.
00:31:27You got it, Griff.
00:31:38Where have you been? I was worried you were gone so long.
00:31:43Yeah?
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:46Uh, are you hungry? I can heat up some leftovers.
00:31:50Yeah, I'd like that.
00:31:54Did that just happen? Maybe I have a shot with her after all.
00:32:09Oh, baby, my little girl.
00:32:12I will never forget the humiliation that man has caused us.
00:32:16Don't you worry, Mama. I have a plan. I had all night to think about it in that cold, hard cell.
00:32:23If he doesn't want to divorce Shelby, fine. We'll just force Shelby to divorce him.
00:32:30And I know just where to hit it where it hurts.
00:32:35He's amazing.
00:32:47I think we shaved 30 seconds off that time.
00:32:55I thought I was competitive. You even compete with yourself.
00:33:08You're not growing.
00:33:09You're dying.
00:33:11I, um, I'm going to go shower.
00:33:15Me too.
00:33:20Get a grip, Shelby. So he's hot. You've been around dozens of smoking hot men in the service.
00:33:26What makes him any different? He just is.
00:33:34Hey, Zara.
00:33:35Shelby, you have to get here right away. Buford's kicking us out the gym.
00:33:40I'm sorry. My hands are tied.
00:33:44He says we have to leave.
00:33:45Okay, I got this. Mr. Buford, what are you doing? This is my place of business.
00:33:50You're done here. I sold the building. The new owners want you out.
00:33:54That's illegal. I have a lease.
00:33:56They've got a break clause for new management, and they've decided to activate it.
00:34:00Who the hell is they?
00:34:03That would be us.
00:34:07Well, if we can take it from here.
00:34:09Sure thing. Pleasure doing business with you, ladies.
00:34:12I know you used all your army money for this gym, but you can get it back.
00:34:17All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:21Get a divorce. Give up your inheritance.
00:34:24Get a divorce.
00:34:26All you have to do is sign this divorce petition.
00:34:29Get a divorce. Give up your inheritance.
00:34:32And then you can keep your dinky, smelly gym.
00:34:43I bet you want to hit me so bad.
00:34:45Not so tough now, are you, Shelby?
00:34:48Screw you. I'll just pack up and find a new location.
00:34:52Sorry, the building is now closed for...
00:34:55...renovations.
00:34:56And everything inside now belongs to me.
00:35:00Of course, you could sue, but that would take months.
00:35:05Well, what would happen to your gym now, Shelby?
00:35:08That's blackmail.
00:35:09We like to call it capitalism.
00:35:11You don't sign, we close the gym, and then you lose everything.
00:35:18Think about what you're doing.
00:35:19This gym is a lifeline for so many women.
00:35:22I won't let you take it from them.
00:35:24You can beg, but I won't budge.
00:35:28Be a smart girl and sign the papers by tomorrow,
00:35:31or you can kiss your Valkyrie Fight Club goodbye.
00:35:36And watch us turn it into Valkyrie Strip Club.
00:35:41Isn't that a good idea?
00:35:43There's poles and everything.
00:35:44Oh, my.
00:35:45Plenty of girls.
00:35:46Ooh.
00:35:47They're cute.
00:35:48Cute enough.
00:35:58I'm not here because I'd give a damn if you win.
00:36:01I'm here to make sure that Griffin Roy doesn't.
00:36:04Well, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
00:36:08The fuck you say?
00:36:10What exactly did Roy do to earn your loathing?
00:36:14He partnered up against me with a She-Warrior.
00:36:19I want to see them both destroyed.
00:36:21Well, with your connections and my political might,
00:36:25I think that might be able to be arranged.
00:36:30Thank you.
00:36:36LaRose got Andre.
00:36:38What are we going to do about this?
00:36:40Nothing.
00:36:41We do not want these two pairing up, all right?
00:36:44This is political suicide.
00:36:45Just talk to Shelby.
00:36:47Maybe if you both apologize...
00:36:48Um, hell no.
00:36:49Let them do their best.
00:36:51Mark my words, this is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
00:37:00Hello, Shelby.
00:37:02Griffin, we need to talk.
00:37:11Shelby?
00:37:12What's going on?
00:37:13You sounded tense on the phone.
00:37:17I have so many missed moments.
00:37:19Things I should have said or done.
00:37:21Chances that were lost that might have been pivotal to my life.
00:37:26I don't want you to be another moment that I miss.
00:37:40You first.
00:37:47Okay.
00:38:06You first.
00:38:17You first.
00:38:48That was...
00:38:50Fucking amazing.
00:39:03Griffin, where are you going?
00:39:05Griffin?
00:39:07Griffin!
00:39:10Explain yourself.
00:39:12Toothbrush.
00:39:15BJ's.
00:39:18This is Jacques.
00:39:20Why?
00:39:21You're my wife.
00:39:22I sleep with you now.
00:39:24We probably should have talked this through.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:28You said you had missed moments.
00:39:31I've had them too.
00:39:32You will not be one of them.
00:39:35I know we said we were pretending, but...
00:39:39I want to give us a chance.
00:39:41A real one.
00:39:42Oh?
00:39:47Yeah.
00:40:18I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:40:23Qu'est-ce qu'on a la soirée d'honneur?
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:48Sissy, meet me at the gym in one hour.
00:40:50We can go over the divorce papers.
00:40:57Goodbye, my husband.
00:41:07I knew something must have happened.
00:41:12I'm sorry.
00:41:14I'm sorry.
00:41:15I'm sorry.
00:41:21Hello?
00:41:22Pierce.
00:41:23I need you to use all your connections to find out what Sissy and Margot Trudeau did to Shelby yesterday.
00:41:30Because of them, my wife is divorcing me.
00:41:34It's five in the morning.
00:41:36You have an hour.
00:41:41Thank you.
00:41:42How did Sissy get the money to buy the entire Rampart Drive building?
00:41:46She and Margot Trudeau are using the Trudeau mansion as collateral.
00:41:49Stupid.
00:41:50Good for us, bad for them.
00:41:52And the property title?
00:41:54Still in escrow.
00:41:55The title hasn't been transferred yet.
00:41:57Make sure it is.
00:41:59In your name.
00:42:00You're about to be the proud owner of a mid-rise building on Rampart Drive.
00:42:03Oh.
00:42:04Goody, goody.
00:42:10Talk to me, McSwain.
00:42:11I showed the fake guards in lockup Sissy Trudeau's mugshot.
00:42:14You're right.
00:42:15She's the one who hired them to rough up your wife.
00:42:17How'd you know?
00:42:19Had her M.O. written all over it.
00:42:21I take it the kid gloves are off this time?
00:42:23Oh yeah.
00:42:24Sissy Trudeau thinks she's untouchable.
00:42:26Let's show her just how wrong she is.
00:42:36I'm glad you finally came to your senses, Shelby.
00:42:39I definitely have.
00:42:42Showtime.
00:42:44I'm your campaign manager, not some hired muscle.
00:42:47Here's what I think about your agreement.
00:42:52Did you see that?
00:42:53Did you see that?
00:42:54She chose me, man.
00:42:55She chose me.
00:42:56Well, hell.
00:42:58Looks like she did.
00:43:00You fucking bitch!
00:43:03That's her cue.
00:43:04That's my cue.
00:43:08Say goodbye to your gym, Shelby.
00:43:10You're gonna lose everything.
00:43:12You know, at least I still have my self-respect.
00:43:14Which is more than I can say for you.
00:43:16Don't be hasty, Sissy.
00:43:18She's basically a man.
00:43:19You'll get hurt.
00:43:20I will find a way to reclaim what is rightfully mine.
00:43:23But I will never agree to your demands.
00:43:27Reclaim what's yours?
00:43:28You're never gonna step foot in your precious gym ever again.
00:43:35That will be difficult to enforce since I now own the building.
00:43:39Who the hell are you?
00:43:41Pierce Durand.
00:43:42The new owner of 222 Rampart Drive.
00:43:45What?
00:43:48Your deal fell out of escrow.
00:43:51I swooped in and bought it.
00:43:53That's impossible.
00:43:54I own it.
00:43:56Let me spell this out in a way that even an imbecile will understand.
00:44:00I outbid you.
00:44:02The building is mine.
00:44:04Now scram.
00:44:05I'm Emma.
00:44:07Miss Trudeau, I want to ensure you that your lease is secure.
00:44:11The only change will be a 40% rent reduction.
00:44:15That's unbelievable.
00:44:17Are you sure you can afford that?
00:44:19Oh yeah.
00:44:21Thank you, Mr. Durand.
00:44:24The gym means a lot to the women in this community.
00:44:27Sigh.
00:44:32Cece Trudeau, you're under arrest for extortion.
00:44:35The fake guards identified you as the one who paid them to attack Shelby Trudeau.
00:44:40Okay, well, but that was last week.
00:44:42You can't arrest me now.
00:44:43We most certainly can, and this time the charges won't be dropped.
00:44:47No! No! No!
00:44:49No, you can't take my girl!
00:44:50No, you can't take her!
00:44:52After you, I'm never going to forget this.
00:44:53When I get out, you're mine.
00:45:03Zara, call everyone.
00:45:07Valkyrie Fight Club is back in business.
00:45:16Well, aren't you going to go over there?
00:45:18You're the one that orchestrated this whole thing.
00:45:20No, it's her victory.
00:45:23I merely did what a husband shouldn't to ensure her happiness.
00:45:27That's my reward.
00:45:29That is some wild shit you just spouted.
00:45:31This girl is seriously causing you to lose it, Griff.
00:45:34You worry too much.
00:45:35And you don't worry enough.
00:45:37We have a campaign to win, and you're ten points behind LaRoche in all the latest polls.
00:45:42What are you driving at?
00:45:43Tell Shelby who you are.
00:45:45The voters need to know who your wife is, and we need to be able to shape the narrative.
00:45:50You wait too long, and Neville LaRoche is going to find out and beat us to it.
00:45:54Okay, I'll tell her.
00:45:57I just... I need a few more days of just me with her.
00:46:03Then I'll confess everything.
00:46:14That's Shelby Trudeau, owner of the Valkyrie Fight Club.
00:46:18Pretty girl.
00:46:20So is she screwing?
00:46:22Duran, or Roy?
00:46:23I don't know, sir.
00:46:24That luncheon was so boring, Neville.
00:46:28Those stuck-up twats kept going on and on about their precious lineages dating back to the Mayflower.
00:46:39Not everyone's white trash like you, Isabel.
00:46:42Trudeau?
00:46:45It is a wonder how you overcame your low-class origins and gained my interest.
00:46:52That wasn't your interest, darling.
00:46:54That was your cock.
00:46:56Touche, my dear.
00:46:58Why are you looking at a picture of her?
00:47:00Do you know Shelby Trudeau?
00:47:02Well, she went by Michelle in high school.
00:47:05But yeah, that's her.
00:47:07She was a star athlete with an annoying habit of defending every loser in school.
00:47:12From bullies like you, per se.
00:47:16Oh, that is unfortunate.
00:47:20You'll have to work that much harder for when you two reconnect.
00:47:23Neville, no.
00:47:25I mean your new bestie, Isabel.
00:47:27Baby, no.
00:47:29Aww.
00:47:35It's cooling off.
00:47:36We should go inside.
00:47:38Just a few more minutes.
00:47:41I can't remember the last time I let myself just be.
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:47I think it was when my parents were still together.
00:47:51Before the divorce, the cheating, Mom getting sick.
00:47:56I was carefree then.
00:47:58I joined the army after, but that was just another rollercoaster.
00:48:03It's kind of hard to chill when you're deep in hostile territory cutting off weapon supply routes.
00:48:09Well, I'm glad you feel safe here.
00:48:13It's not the place, it's the person.
00:48:16I feel like I've known you forever.
00:48:24Shelby, I have to tell you something.
00:48:29What?
00:48:33I guess I can wait one more day.
00:48:41Our most sought-after class at Valkyrie is our women's self-defense kickboxing.
00:48:48Sign me up.
00:48:51Oh shit, Isabel.
00:48:53The girl who made my life and everyone else's a living hell in high school.
00:48:56What sneaky BS is she up to?
00:48:59Oh my gosh, Michelle, is it you?
00:49:02I go by Shelby now.
00:49:04You look amazing.
00:49:06Michelle, Shelby, and I go way back.
00:49:10Gosh, what a small world.
00:49:13Well, for our membership we offer weekly and monthly subscriptions.
00:49:17How about I pay up front for three years?
00:49:20And I'll be sure to tell all my friends to join.
00:49:22You know, if you're really serious about this, you'll have to lose the bling before class.
00:49:30I was a mean girl in high school, and I'm really ashamed of it.
00:49:34What you've built here is so empowering.
00:49:38If I had had something like this growing up, then maybe I would have found the courage to stop my pa from all the horrible things he did to me and Ma.
00:49:49Shelby, can we start over?
00:49:50Shelby, can we start over?
00:49:52Would you let me try to make it right?
00:49:57Okay.
00:50:06This is so awesome.
00:50:08How about lunch? I'm free to grab a bite right now.
00:50:11We can catch up.
00:50:14Okay.
00:50:16Let me grab my bag.
00:50:20Okay.
00:50:26Griffin Roy has made criminal justice reform the heart of his campaign.
00:50:30He's pro-union and has a five-point plan to improve workplace safety regulations.
00:50:36Shit.
00:50:38No, no, not you.
00:50:40I gotta call you back.
00:50:50What about Shelby? He's sicked Isabel on her. Look, here's her Instagram.
00:50:56What the fuck?
00:50:58Roche's oppo research must have tagged her.
00:51:00Look, we just lost control of the narrative, Griffin.
00:51:02Screw the narrative, it's a trap.
00:51:04They've got my wife.
00:51:12I thought this was supposed to be a quick bite. I have a business to run, you know.
00:51:15You haven't changed a bit since high school. So dedicated. I've always admired that about you.
00:51:22Alright, cut the crap, Izzy.
00:51:24Others might buy your ladylike act, but I know you're still the same vicious bully inside.
00:51:30You didn't come to my gym by accident. What's your angle?
00:51:33Neville asked me to befriend you. I don't want to be here.
00:51:37So I can just add that to the list of reasons why I fucking loathe you.
00:51:42What's my angle, Shelby?
00:51:43The complete and utter destruction of Griffin Roy.
00:51:47And if I can take you down with him, all the better.
00:51:56Shelby, listen to me. The press are on their way. I don't have time to explain, but I fucked up.
00:52:01You have to get out of that restaurant. Now.
00:52:07Too late to run. My hubby's here.
00:52:10Leaving so soon, Ms. Trudeau?
00:52:11Or should I say, Mrs. Roy?
00:52:17Come on, Shelby! Pick up! Let me know you got out of there!
00:52:22Who the hell are you?
00:52:24Congressman. Neville LaRoche.
00:52:27I understand why your husband probably never mentioned me, seeing as how there's so much he hasn't told you.
00:52:32Please, sit down.
00:52:34Isabel was supposed to keep you company until after I arrived.
00:52:38No matter.
00:52:39No matter.
00:52:41We'll do this the less genteel way, if we must.
00:52:46Both of these men are retired Navy SEALs.
00:52:49I've heard a lot about your fighting skills, so I came prepared.
00:52:59What's this about?
00:53:02What's this about?
00:53:04I spoke with your stepmother, Margot.
00:53:06She had quite the story to tell.
00:53:09It seems Roy has led you to believe that he's some bone on the streets.
00:53:14When actually, he's just about one of the wealthiest men in the state.
00:53:19I can't believe you fell for that.
00:53:22Not so smart now, are you, Shelby?
00:53:25You're lying.
00:53:27You are Roy's secret bride.
00:53:30A woman he is so ashamed of, he would hide the marriage for the rest of the world.
00:53:33When the press arrives, you will share your story of betrayal with the voters of Louisiana,
00:53:40so that they may know what kind of man Roy really is.
00:53:53Hey, I got you.
00:53:57Let me go.
00:53:59Shelby, please.
00:54:00Shelby, please.
00:54:02Why did you keep your marriage a secret? The voters have a right to know.
00:54:06What else are you hiding?
00:54:08You son of a bitch.
00:54:10Now, Roy, don't blame others for your own stupid mistakes.
00:54:24Shelby, Shelby, please, hear me out.
00:54:28Don't shell me.
00:54:30God, all of your charm, it's just a lie.
00:54:34I never meant to let it get this far. I planned on coming clean.
00:54:38More lies, Griffin Roy?
00:54:40I was going to tell you today.
00:54:42Convenient.
00:54:44Why didn't you just tell me you were a billionaire from the start?
00:54:46Did you actually think I'd come after you for your money?
00:54:49That was always a possibility.
00:54:52Get away from my house.
00:54:55This is technically my home.
00:54:57God, house hitting my ass.
00:55:00You are the worst and I never want to see you again.
00:55:05Shelby.
00:55:12Congressional candidate Griffin Roy has a secret bride. Our reporter is...
00:55:27You got to get a sip of that?
00:55:58Thank you.
00:56:13This is private property.
00:56:15Which I own.
00:56:17Liar. Pierce Durand owns this building.
00:56:19He works for me.
00:56:21Then I'll move. I don't want to owe you anything.
00:56:27Pierce.
00:56:37Oh Shelby, Shelby, come out would you please?
00:56:43I wake up in the morning and reach for you, but you're not there.
00:56:48You're not there.
00:56:55I can't breathe at the thought of losing you.
00:57:00Mr. Roy, do you think she'll ever forgive you?
00:57:05You're ridiculous. You do know that, don't you?
00:57:08Oh Shelby, Shelby, don't leave me hanging.
00:57:12What are you doing? You're supposed to turn it on.
00:57:15Yeah, I got it from a pawn shop. It's broken. Guy totally scammed me.
00:57:23You are beyond ridiculous.
00:57:25Please Shelby, I didn't say what I wanted to before. Just give me a chance to explain.
00:57:35Fine. Come in you fool.
00:57:39I'll come into my own house.
00:57:45You have two minutes.
00:57:53Growing up as a Roy, no one ever liked me for me.
00:58:00It's always been about the money, the access.
00:58:05Then at a moment, three years ago, where someone did, like me, for me.
00:58:14They had no idea who I was.
00:58:17And I just remember how freeing it felt.
00:58:24So when I met you, and I felt that spark I've been searching for, I didn't think.
00:58:32I didn't think. I just fucking left.
00:58:37Why wait so long to tell me?
00:58:39I've never gone into enemy territory to cut off weapons supply routes.
00:58:45I boxed in prep school. Yeah, you got that right.
00:58:50But otherwise, I've always been more of a lover, rather than a fighter.
00:58:56And I've done well as a lawyer.
00:58:58But I did not earn those billions.
00:59:02I inherited them from generations of dickheads.
00:59:09When you meet a girl, it's a total package.
00:59:13You just want to be her total package too.
00:59:16You really are ridiculous.
00:59:19You know, I have laughed more with you in the past two weeks than I have in my entire life.
00:59:24I'm way too serious, Griffin.
00:59:26Sometimes I forget how to let go.
00:59:29But with you, every day is fun.
00:59:32So, does that mean you forgive me?
00:59:35I'm thinking about it.
00:59:39Yeah. You think too much.
00:59:43Time for make-up sex.
00:59:48So, that's make-up sex.
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:57Griffin, it hurts so much thinking we were over.
01:00:02I never want to feel like that again.
01:00:05I promise not to let anything get in between us.
01:00:14This changes everything.
01:00:17Now, thanks for the heads up.
01:00:19I'd appreciate it if you could keep it buried for as long as possible.
01:00:27Run.
01:00:30I want to stay right here.
01:00:39Where the hell are you, Griff?
01:00:42This is DEFCON 1.
01:00:44Hey, man.
01:00:46Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:00:48Seriously? That's all you have to say?
01:00:53Come on.
01:00:55Come on.
01:01:00How could you keep something like this from me?
01:01:03We've known each other since college.
01:01:05What are you talking about?
01:01:07Didn't you get any of my texts or calls?
01:01:09I must have forgot to charge it.
01:01:11I had quite a night last night.
01:01:13Shelby and I made up.
01:01:15She's forgiven me.
01:01:17Well, she won't forgive you for this.
01:01:20You're a goddamn bigamist, Griffin Roy.
01:01:25Michelle Lane.
01:01:27I don't even know who that is.
01:01:29Well, you knew her well enough to marry her three years ago.
01:01:34This can't be right.
01:01:36I got it from a parish clerk.
01:01:38She's agreed to keep it hush-hush for now.
01:01:40The ceremony was conducted at a church.
01:01:42The priest signed and completed the marriage certificate.
01:01:46Father Timothy O'Shea.
01:01:51I now pronounce ye man and wife.
01:01:55The masked girl from Mardi Gras.
01:01:57I finally know her name.
01:01:59Michelle.
01:02:01Shit.
01:02:03That finally makes sense.
01:02:05Of course, you wouldn't knowingly become a bigamist.
01:02:08Shelby.
01:02:10Fuck.
01:02:12What am I going to tell her?
01:02:14Look, it could still be one big mistake.
01:02:16I need to talk to that priest.
01:02:24I have something for you.
01:02:33I hacked into the parish database.
01:02:35Griffin Roy is legally married to both Michelle Lane and Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:40That's it. He's finished.
01:02:43Griffin Roy will be in jail for bigamy for cocktail hour.
01:02:48Michelle Lane is Shelby Trudeau.
01:02:51They're legally married to each other on two separate occasions.
01:02:54They just don't know it yet.
01:02:56That's insane.
01:02:58Check the date.
01:03:00They got married the first time during Mardi Gras.
01:03:02Roy was obviously publicly intoxicated.
01:03:05We could use that angle.
01:03:07Yeah, the romance is already trending.
01:03:09He made an idiot of himself with that boombox and voters.
01:03:13They're just eating it up.
01:03:15He's catching up in the polls.
01:03:18Now Roy unknowingly marries twice
01:03:21the girl he's been searching for since Mardi Gras.
01:03:24This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:31This will make them seem like some faded love story.
01:03:36We got nothing on him.
01:03:38Honey, we've got everything we need.
01:03:41What they don't know can definitely hurt them.
01:03:44And right now to Griffin Roy, Michelle Lane could be anybody.
01:03:52You would have given Machiavelli a run for his money, my dear.
01:03:56Who?
01:04:00Well, we have a very limited window to make this work.
01:04:04We will hit hard.
01:04:06But fast.
01:04:11What is she going to say when I tell her I'm married?
01:04:16Alright ladies, good job.
01:04:18That's it for tonight.
01:04:19Remember, this weekend's Mardi Gras.
01:04:22Have fun, but you know what to do if anybody messes with you.
01:04:26Nice work.
01:04:28Hi.
01:04:30Hungry?
01:04:33Yeah, so today's class went super well.
01:04:36Two new students.
01:04:38They really seem to pick up on a lot of things.
01:04:40You're everything I've ever wanted.
01:04:42Everything I didn't even dare to dream.
01:04:44You're it for me.
01:04:46I can't lose you.
01:04:47Griffin, are you okay?
01:04:50Yeah.
01:04:52Just some stuff for the campaign.
01:04:56I want to help.
01:04:58LaRoche can't win.
01:05:00He and Isabel are evil.
01:05:02You're the kind of man that people need.
01:05:04I can't imagine anyone else but myself.
01:05:06I'll come by the campaign office tomorrow.
01:05:08We will plan a siege that surrounds them from all sides.
01:05:13That sounds amazing, Cheryl.
01:05:18Father?
01:05:23I remember the two of you.
01:05:25You had it, lad.
01:05:27That special spark.
01:05:29I don't see it often in couples, but when I do, it makes an impression.
01:05:33You must be mistaken.
01:05:36This woman and I, we'd met that day.
01:05:38And you were already finishing each other's sentences.
01:05:40Dying to tie the knot.
01:05:42There was no stopping you.
01:05:44I was drunk.
01:05:45Drunk with love.
01:05:47The man I married knew what he was doing.
01:05:50I mean, how is this even legal?
01:05:52New Orleans has a 24-hour waiting period.
01:05:54Unless the judge waives it.
01:05:56Son of a bitch.
01:05:58Who was it?
01:06:00He was your best man.
01:06:02You called him Remy.
01:06:04Remy Cal, that bastard.
01:06:06No wonder he always had that stupid smirk on his face whenever I stood before him in court.
01:06:11Fuck!
01:06:13Fuck!
01:06:16I don't care.
01:06:18I don't care.
01:06:20We need to annul the marriage now.
01:06:22I love my wife.
01:06:24You're in a bit of a pickle.
01:06:26Because in my book, you love Joe the wife as well.
01:06:32Sir.
01:06:34Mrs. Array is in your office with Mr. Durand.
01:06:36Shelby.
01:06:41Griffin, this is the woman you've been looking for.
01:06:43This is Michelle Lane.
01:06:46Hi, Griffin.
01:06:48You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:06:57So you've been an escort for seven years.
01:07:00That's right. Son's high school.
01:07:02And that really is your toddler?
01:07:04My baby girl Fleur.
01:07:06She has no daddy. This will be good for her.
01:07:08If I may ask, how will she pass the DNA test?
01:07:11That is the least of your worries.
01:07:14All right, chop chop.
01:07:21Now, action.
01:07:24Hi, Griffin.
01:07:26You might not remember me, but we got married three years ago.
01:07:29It was Mardi Gras.
01:07:31We were completely wasted.
01:07:32And we ended up in some church with an Irish priest.
01:07:35We had a wild night at the hotel.
01:07:37And well, Fleur was the happy accident nine months later.
01:07:44It can't be true.
01:07:46I've never met you in my life.
01:07:48I mean, you were wearing masks.
01:07:50Yes, that's right. We were.
01:07:52By the time I found out I was pregnant, two months had passed.
01:07:55I've been trying to find you.
01:07:57I've been trying to find you.
01:07:59I've been trying to find you.
01:08:00Two months have passed.
01:08:02I've been trying to find you ever since,
01:08:04but it wasn't until I saw one of your ads for Congress
01:08:06that I recognized your voice.
01:08:08It was a miracle.
01:08:10It's too much. She's losing him.
01:08:12Tone it down. Tone it down.
01:08:17Listen, lady, I don't know what you're trying to con with this act.
01:08:21Griffin, don't.
01:08:23But there is no way in hell that I'm married to you.
01:08:26What's going on, Griffin?
01:08:30Is this woman really your wife?
01:08:35No, she's not.
01:08:37We don't know.
01:08:39Which is it?
01:08:41You are my wife. Only you.
01:08:44I understand this is a lot to take in.
01:08:46Fleur and I will just go.
01:08:48I'll have my lawyer reach out.
01:08:50No. No lawyers.
01:08:52We don't need to involve any authorities.
01:08:54This can all be solved with a simple DNA test.
01:08:57DNA test?
01:08:59Pierce, this woman is a fraud.
01:09:01Griffin, think about it.
01:09:03She says Fleur is your daughter.
01:09:05One little test and that'll prove if she's lying or not.
01:09:07We need to know, Griffin.
01:09:09I need to know.
01:09:12Fine. But I don't want these doubts to fester.
01:09:15We can rush the DNA results and get them back in a few hours.
01:09:18Might I suggest a more private setting?
01:09:21Less ice.
01:09:23Understood.
01:09:25We can wait back at my house for the results to come.
01:09:27Okay.
01:09:33We've got them. You're up.
01:09:50Hi.
01:09:58Hi.
01:10:06Cute kid.
01:10:08Don't.
01:10:10Just don't.
01:10:12Shelby go upstairs?
01:10:14She fed them snacks and then locked herself in the guest room.
01:10:20I can't lose her, Pierce.
01:10:24I won't.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:34Moment of truth, buddy.
01:10:55Fleur?
01:10:57I will, of course, provide for you both financially.
01:11:03Fleur doesn't need a checkbook. She needs a father.
01:11:22What do you want?
01:11:24The guest bedroom is empty.
01:11:27You and Fleur can stay there.
01:11:31Shelby.
01:11:33Just don't do this.
01:11:36Just give me some time. I can fix it.
01:11:39This isn't something you fix.
01:11:42You can't be legally married to two women at the same time and you have a child with one of them.
01:11:48We need to get a divorce.
01:11:53She's right, Griff.
01:11:55Griff, you have a daughter now.
01:11:58You're a father and you have to put your child first.
01:12:02I can't be Margo.
01:12:04I won't do that to another little girl.
01:12:08I've spent my whole life looking for you.
01:12:13How can I let you go?
01:12:18Sometimes love isn't enough.
01:12:24How'd you know Shelby would leave him because of the kid?
01:12:27Shelby's dedicated her life to saving people.
01:12:30It's not in her nature to put herself first.
01:12:32Oh, you're a scary woman.
01:12:35I know.
01:12:40Hi, I'm Jamie. I'm Shelby Trudeau.
01:12:43We've been expecting you.
01:12:50So this is what it feels like to have your heart shattered?
01:12:54Yeah.
01:13:24What?
01:13:45That's strange. I thought I heard something.
01:13:55What?
01:14:19It's like she was never here.
01:14:25Hey.
01:14:33Hey, mister.
01:14:35Will you marry me?
01:14:38She took everything but left this behind.
01:14:41Message received, Shelby.
01:14:44What the hell is this?
01:14:47I know this sounds crazy and there's no time to explain,
01:14:51but if you help me, I promise a generous reward once I get my inheritance.
01:14:55This place is insane.
01:14:57The owner must really trust you.
01:15:02Could it be?
01:15:04I don't know.
01:15:06I don't know.
01:15:08I don't know.
01:15:10I don't know.
01:15:11Could it be?
01:15:23It's her. It's always been her.
01:15:28Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:31Yeah, it went better than I expected.
01:15:33As soon as you saw the forged DNA test, it was a done deal.
01:15:36Who is she working for?
01:15:37How long am I supposed to stay here while you take care of Shelby?
01:15:41Give me a name. Come on, just one name.
01:15:43Mrs. LaRoche, that's cutting it close.
01:15:46I want to be long gone when he finds out she's dead.
01:15:50Where is Shelby? Where is my wife?
01:15:53Where is Isabelle taking me?
01:15:55I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:57I will have you put away for the rest of your life
01:15:59and your daughter will grow up in a fucking orphanage.
01:16:02I don't know where she is.
01:16:04If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:05If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear.
01:16:20What is wrong with me?
01:16:25Help! Somebody help!
01:16:30Do you need some water?
01:16:32Oh wait, I see you've already had some.
01:16:34You poisoned me?
01:16:36Why?
01:16:38Why? Why?
01:16:41Where to begin?
01:16:44Lingering high school issues. Offs.
01:16:47I'm helping Neville's campaign. Duh.
01:16:50But the real reason, the one that cuts deep,
01:16:53is to make Griffin Roy think he's a bigamist.
01:16:57By the time he figures out he married the same woman twice,
01:17:00he'll have gone missing, vanished without a trace.
01:17:05He'll be forced to withdraw from the race.
01:17:08Later, when an anonymous tip tells the police where to find your body,
01:17:12suspicion will follow Griffin for the rest of his life.
01:17:16Any political future he may have had will be as dead as you.
01:17:20Net?
01:17:22Back up.
01:17:24Married twice?
01:17:27Who's the...
01:17:28The woman in the little girl?
01:17:31Oh, just some cheap whore I hired to tell your husband
01:17:35that they've been married for the past three years.
01:17:38When really, it's been you all along.
01:17:42You've been searching for each other all this time,
01:17:45but now he'll never find you.
01:17:48Alright boys, she's all yours.
01:17:58I told you I'd get you back.
01:18:06Miss Tudor, why are you here?
01:18:09My daughter, my baby, she's here.
01:18:12I'm scared she's gonna do something terrible.
01:18:15What do you mean, terrible? What's going on?
01:18:17I sold everything to get her out on bail,
01:18:21and what does she do in return?
01:18:23She's gone crazy.
01:18:24She's stuck in Shelby.
01:18:26She tailed her to some hotel in the French Quarter.
01:18:32What hotel?
01:18:34Excuse me sir, my sister's staying here,
01:18:37but I've forgotten her room number.
01:18:39It's Shelby Trudeau?
01:18:41Sorry ma'am, we can't disclose any guest information.
01:18:50Shelby...
01:18:53Come out, come out, wherever you are.
01:19:05I think I'll do it with my bare hands.
01:19:08It makes it more personal.
01:19:11Actually, do me a favor.
01:19:13Leave a lot of marks on that vase of hers.
01:19:16Fuck you.
01:19:18I want people to see that she's suffered, a lot.
01:19:21Oh trust me, she will.
01:19:24Come on, let's get this party started.
01:19:41Look what you've done.
01:19:45Pansy ass slap.
01:19:48She's stalling.
01:19:50And you're falling for it.
01:19:52Damn.
01:19:54Can't go to the valet smelling like a dive bar.
01:19:56I'll never give you your car keys.
01:19:58Shelby has clothes over there.
01:20:00Change.
01:20:02I'll take care of me.
01:20:04You go take care of her.
01:20:10Now the grip.
01:20:12Shelby Trudeau changed her name to Michelle Lane.
01:20:15It was after her parents divorced at her mother's request.
01:20:17She only returned to her original name after her mother passed three years ago.
01:20:24Starting to make sense now.
01:20:26It was harder on my mom.
01:20:28She didn't want anything to do with him, so I cut him off too.
01:20:31Even started using my mom's maiden name.
01:20:34She's the one you've been looking for.
01:20:36It's been her all this time.
01:20:38How could I be so blind?
01:20:40Of course it had to be Shelby, it had to be her.
01:20:43My heart knew what my brain couldn't see.
01:20:47I got it.
01:20:49Your girl's in room 801.
01:20:51Thanks, man.
01:20:53Now I can go save the love of my life.
01:21:01Too much to drink.
01:21:10Stop right there.
01:21:17Not so fast.
01:21:20Griffin fucking Roy.
01:21:23Finally joined the party.
01:21:25I'm here for my wife.
01:21:27Not gonna happen, brah.
01:21:29What you've done here is aggravated assault.
01:21:32But if you leave this hotel with her, it's kidnapping.
01:21:35That is a federal crime.
01:21:37They'll bring in the FBI.
01:21:39Someone will have to be around to identify us.
01:21:42That sure as hell won't be you.
01:21:43Did you get all that, Pierce?
01:21:45Police are on their way.
01:21:47Hang in there, buddy.
01:21:50You're not getting out of here alive, Roy.
01:22:10Give me my wife back!
01:22:12Give me my wife back, now!
01:22:30Shelby, you all right?
01:22:41No.
01:23:07Griff, my God.
01:23:09Do you need medical attention?
01:23:11But they do.
01:23:21I guess I renewed my man card.
01:23:23Sure did, honey.
01:23:25Fucked him up real good.
01:23:28Oh, Lord.
01:23:30Please tell me there's something other than fatigues and combat boots in this thing.
01:23:41Shelby!
01:23:43You little bitch!
01:23:45Didn't I say I'd come back here and settle the score?
01:23:48What?
01:23:50That's not... Shelby!
01:23:54Put your hands up where I can see them.
01:24:00This is the last one.
01:24:02Hey, hey, hey. I want to make a deal.
01:24:04What do you have to offer up?
01:24:06Congressman Neville LaRoche.
01:24:08I'm all ears.
01:24:12Thank you.
01:24:16Is it really over?
01:24:18Yeah, it is.
01:24:20Griffin, Isabel said something, and I want to believe it, but three years ago, did we...
01:24:29You left us.
01:24:38It's true.
01:24:41Dave, I finally found you.
01:24:43I looked for you in the face of every woman I ever met.
01:24:47Why'd you never come back?
01:25:06It's called a walk of shame, not a laugh of it.
01:25:09Mind your own business, Cece.
01:25:11Look at you, Shelby.
01:25:13One Mardi Gras hookup, and you think you found happily ever after.
01:25:17That's not how life works.
01:25:19Sure, he may have liked you with a mask on, but he's not going to want you with it off.
01:25:24Look, you both have a great memory now.
01:25:27But you'll look back, and you'll see that you're just the clueless chick who didn't know the score.
01:25:34You'll embarrass yourself.
01:25:36And more importantly, you'll embarrass him.
01:25:42I waited in that hotel for two days.
01:25:46I'm sorry I let her get to me.
01:25:48But to be honest, what we had seemed too good to be true.
01:25:52How often do people fall in love with someone without ever seeing their face?
01:25:56Exactly.
01:26:00But I did.
01:26:02And I do.
01:26:04Where do we go from here?
01:26:06Married twice.
01:26:08Deeply in love.
01:26:09We don't risk our lives to save each other.
01:26:12I'd say we live happily ever after.
01:26:16Shelby, will you...
01:26:19Yes, Griffin Roy.
01:26:24I will always love you.
01:26:27In this life or the next.
01:26:39I love you.