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00:00:00Yakow, a place where the police rounds up cartoon characters.
00:00:08It's a sequel to Roger Rabbit that we've all been waiting for.
00:00:15That was actually a really dark joke and none of you got it.
00:00:19Oh, that took me a second, I got it.
00:00:22Is it what I think it is?
00:00:25Probably.
00:00:31Took me a second.
00:00:34Say the joke again. The police rounding up cartoon characters and sending them away to a place called Yakow.
00:00:41Oh, that's horrible.
00:00:53I'm a terrible human being.
00:00:56Oh no.
00:01:10Okay, I don't know, but judging by what it is, I think I have a pretty good idea of what it is.
00:01:17Yeah.
00:01:19Alright, enough about that, let's move on.
00:01:21Oh my god, let's do it.
00:01:23Fucking hell, that's not what that says.
00:01:33It really is an American show.
00:01:35Disney would too.
00:01:38Yeah.
00:01:40Let's move on.
00:01:42Okay, I just saved it as an AUP, so fuck.
00:01:47Oh no.
00:01:51Oh lord.
00:01:53So that was 50 minutes and I am about, let's see...
00:02:07Let's get a measurement of this.
00:02:09Hmm.
00:02:40Oh my...
00:03:05Hmm.
00:03:07Hmm.
00:03:11Okay, so we're looking at about 250 minutes unedited, which is four hours.
00:03:18Oh my god.
00:03:27This is gonna be a long one.
00:03:31That's gonna be a chonky goral.
00:03:38I think that's gonna be just as long as the fucking Pokemon video.
00:03:42No, the Pokemon video was six hours, and that was like fully edited.
00:03:46Unedited, the Pokemon video, the Pokemon, the script for the Pokemon video, unedited, was ten.
00:03:51Oh my god.
00:03:53This video's gonna be a banger.
00:03:55Oh no, this is one, yeah, this is one video.
00:03:58This isn't gonna be the banger, this is a full on bangers and mash, this is.
00:04:01I said for a while I was gonna do a proper Korra revisit and I fucking meant it.
00:04:07And I wrote this whole thing in two weeks.
00:04:12Impressive though, you wrote all this in two weeks.
00:04:17Not to mention binge-watching the show.
00:04:24Ten.
00:04:26Oh yeah, I mean like the script for the Pokemon video was like...
00:04:31180,000 words.
00:04:33It was so big it needed a second and no document.
00:04:38Lily go brr.
00:04:44You would just look at the video and you were like, I'm like, I was so naive, now I've achieved true power.
00:04:51And you were just like, that bit in Bruce's mind.
00:04:54Video essay speedrun.
00:05:01Welcome to the Korra revisit, speedrun edition.
00:05:05This is like hardcore difficulty and you were just like that bit in Bruce Almighty where he's like...
00:05:13The things you do never cease to amaze me.
00:05:20I know, right?
00:05:24Never cease to amaze me.
00:05:26I mean I think like once I buckle, I was slowly chipping away at the Pokemon video.
00:05:30And then once I buckled down I was finishing a segment a month.
00:05:35I don't know, about every two or three months.
00:05:40So far impressive.
00:05:44Luckily there's an interesting little cheat sheet when it comes to editing is the fact that like...
00:05:4990% of the speed of editing comes from getting the clips and sticking them in where they need to go.
00:05:55And like once I edit the Korra section, I can mostly just like open those pieces in Trimmer to find the same things.
00:06:11Lily's embraced her Elle Woods and just smashed this, yeah.
00:06:15Yeah, I did.
00:06:19Yeesh.
00:06:20Mikaela, did you see the fanart I sent Lily?
00:06:26What are you, a cop? Fuck off.
00:06:30Oh, don't say that. They sent me cute chibi fanart.
00:06:33I'm just like, I can't send it to you because I'm on stream and I can't open my email on stream.
00:06:40Okay, that's fair.
00:06:44You know with Pokemon videos, every time I put it on, I find something I missed before.
00:06:47Oh really? What was the most recent example of that, if you remember?
00:06:55Okay.
00:07:11Okay, let's find something to stick on in the background.
00:07:13Because I need to take a break.
00:07:19What, like it's hard?
00:07:22Funger mentioned, what?
00:07:27No idea.
00:07:36Fear and hunger. Oh, oh yeah. Oh, you just saw that on my desktop, okay.
00:07:43Your desktop mentioned Funger.
00:07:46This.
00:07:47I am not putting fear and hunger on a stream.
00:07:50I'll get kicked off Twitch within minutes.
00:07:53Is it bad?
00:08:04I don't want to know. I don't want to know what it is already.
00:08:08This is literally the first enemy you encounter in that game.
00:08:11This is literally the first enemy you encounter in that game.
00:08:18Oh no.
00:08:20I put it in chat chat.
00:08:22Oh dear. Oh, that is, that's exactly what it looks like.
00:08:30It's called, it's called a stinger.
00:08:37Of course it is.
00:08:40The goddamn stinger. All centuries and hours.
00:08:45Yeah, that's, that's not a stream, that's not a stream friendly game.
00:08:51I started by reputation. I downloaded, I thought, okay, this can't be that bad.
00:08:55Oh, oh goodness.
00:08:59Was this backside called a commercial break?
00:09:01Oh yeah. I listen to the Pokemon video when I go to bed.
00:09:04So my wife's voice and her city voices soothe me to sleep.
00:09:11Mikaela being soothed, Mikaela being soothed to sleep by me going,
00:09:15happy birthday, he is a dragon.
00:09:19There's one bit I turn it, like I put it on from the start.
00:09:24There's one bit I turn it, like I put it on from the start.
00:09:28I go out of bed and then like five hours or so later it gets to the,
00:09:33it gets to gen nine and then I'm just sleeping soundly.
00:09:38And then I, and then I hear the bass boosted.
00:09:41Don't crunch your, don't crunch your game developer shithead.
00:09:44And I jolt away like, oh, okay. I won't. I promise.
00:09:48Almost as cursed as the one carnivore story she keeps reading to us.
00:09:51Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Sitters.
00:09:58My little sister is in my room. She got scared by your son yell.
00:10:01Oh, sorry.
00:10:06Bee, I'm sorry.
00:10:12And here we meet the totem Pokemon we've been waiting for.
00:10:15Yeah. And here we meet the totem Pokemon. We'll pick one up.
00:10:19It's still up on adult fan fiction. Oh, really?
00:10:24Sorry.
00:10:32Anyone who says my immortals,
00:10:34the worst fan fiction ever does not know of centers existence.
00:10:39I wouldn't even call sinners the worst fan fiction ever because like,
00:10:42you know, the subject matter of sinners is fucking bat shit on a bat shit on a
00:10:47sandwich. But like, from a technical standpoint,
00:10:51it is competently written.
00:10:55It's not like the room.
00:11:01That's true.
00:11:07See, the thing is, is that like the,
00:11:09you're not going to find the worst fanfic ever written.
00:11:11Cause the worst fanfic ever written did exactly what the worst fanfic ever
00:11:15written would do and not impress anyone.
00:11:23T Cole got nothing. I said, no, no, no. Sinners doesn't go that far.
00:11:34I'm not sure.
00:11:40Big boys, big boys, big, big boys, biggest boy.
00:11:46The big, big boys, the biggest boys, big, big boys, biggest boys,
00:11:49biggest boys, biggest boy.
00:11:58I still love all the, um,
00:11:59at the very beginning and you have like all starring creator is making a rewrite
00:12:03on AO three. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:12:05Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is making a rewrite on AO three?
00:12:23The author of sinners. What?
00:12:26Oh no.
00:12:35Okay.
00:12:54He's ashamed of the old thing so hard. Okay.
00:12:57Where do I find this? Because I have to see it.
00:13:06The heck is sinners? Oh no. We have people who don't know.
00:13:11Oh no.
00:13:13Shall we tell them?
00:13:23I don't know too. Oh dear. Oh Ren.
00:13:29You summer child.
00:13:32Oh my God.
00:13:36That's not good. Oh my God.
00:13:43Oh, you sweet summer child. No, Ren found it. Oh no.
00:13:49Oh my God. I found this.
00:13:52Oh, this is going to be a horrible,
00:13:55this is going to be the worst thing ever.
00:13:59Or maybe not. I mean, it was last updated on like,
00:14:02or maybe not. I mean, it was last updated on like,
00:14:06when was this created?
00:14:13It's sinners reloaded.
00:14:16Peak fiction detected. No, no new floor.
00:14:22Should have been called winners.
00:14:29Sinners to winners.
00:14:32Sorry.
00:14:34When was this first posted?
00:14:42Oh, there's got to be a fucking upload date for this.
00:14:45Oh, well. Two chapters of 60 K words.
00:14:48Oh yeah. They really got up there toward the end.
00:14:51Like sinners was insane.
00:14:54Like every think of every terrible thing in Pokemon fanfic you can think of.
00:14:59And it's there.
00:15:02Hell, hell, hell.
00:15:04It is literate. Like at this point it is literally edgy X and Y.
00:15:11Oh my God.
00:15:13Which begs the question,
00:15:15what was this guy ashamed of in the original print and needed to rewrite?
00:15:20Just the base quality of it.
00:15:22But like a lot of like edgy early 2000s stuff,
00:15:26but like not ashamed of anything else.
00:15:29But like this is hysterical.
00:15:37This story is not good,
00:15:40but it is a fucking roller coaster.
00:15:42It is the worst roller coaster you will ever, you will ever experience.
00:15:45Do not read it.
00:15:47Let me make this clear. Do not read this.
00:15:50Experience it only through my chaotic talking about it.
00:15:54Because I read this when I was bored in the hospital.
00:15:57And like I read this when I was bored in the hospital back in 2007.
00:16:01There was only like 13 chapters of the damn thing.
00:16:04So it wasn't, it starts out really tame.
00:16:07It's just like, oh, okay.
00:16:08Somebody's narrating their playthrough of the game.
00:16:10Oh my God.
00:16:11What the fuck are you doing?
00:16:15Good evening, everyone.
00:16:16What's happened?
00:16:17Oh my fuck.
00:16:19And it's like at that point, once you're in,
00:16:22you got to keep reading because I was like 15.
00:16:24I had nothing else to fucking do with my time.
00:16:28Cause like this fucking rabbit hole.
00:16:30Do not read this.
00:16:31I implore you.
00:16:33Don't.
00:16:36But the fact that it is being revived and rewritten,
00:16:39this is like the funniest goddamn thing to ever happen.
00:16:44Do not go to Amunaptra.
00:16:45Do not read from the book.
00:16:49Yeah.
00:16:50Do not go to Amunaptra.
00:16:51Do not read from the book.
00:16:57Is it just that it's peak?
00:17:03No, no, no.
00:17:04Like peak fiction is like an admittedly small portion of it.
00:17:09It's the fact that it gets really opinionated about peak fiction.
00:17:19And.
00:17:21The Ring of the Sitters remake.
00:17:23Oh no, I'm not going to live tweet it.
00:17:25I'll probably subject Michaela to it though.
00:17:27But like.
00:17:29There's a point midway through.
00:17:32Where like they're trying every team rocket is trying to free Darkrai.
00:17:36Don't ask me to explain that.
00:17:38Just, just, just, just ride the wave with me.
00:17:41Team Rocket's trying to free Darkrai and it starts seeping out darkness all across Hoenn.
00:17:46Yes, Darkrai isn't Hoenn.
00:17:48Again, don't ask me to explain it.
00:17:51And it starts corrupting Pokemon.
00:17:53Corrupting Pokemon.
00:17:54And you can tell a Pokemon's been corrupted because their bones have bent out of their body.
00:18:02Oh dear.
00:18:09Can't forget about the exploding Cacti.
00:18:11Oh, right, right.
00:18:12The group takes shelter in the desert.
00:18:15At night, at night.
00:18:17And because the Cacturne could hear the sounds of.
00:18:21Well, you know.
00:18:22The Cacturne could hear the sounds of that.
00:18:25And so they came and attacked in droves.
00:18:29So, the genius idea.
00:18:32Here's what the fucking lead character decided.
00:18:36His Graveler rolls out and detonates.
00:18:40And then he runs out and starts shanking things with a knife.
00:18:46Oh dear.
00:18:48Motherfucker pulls out a knife and just starts stabbing them.
00:19:02That isn't even getting until the point where it's stopped updating.
00:19:05When they introduce the fact that Team Rocket has their own Organization 13.
00:19:11They are literally called the Black 13.
00:19:14They are literally called the Black 13.
00:19:21Jack Slash behavior.
00:19:23Oh, this is the funniest part.
00:19:25The lead character's name is Slash.
00:19:32I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.
00:19:35This is the most fucking gonzo shit you will ever hear in your fucking life.
00:19:42It's terrible. Don't read it.
00:19:48This isn't like Pocahontas where it's like,
00:19:52This is terrible, it's horrible, it's the worst thing in the world and you should totally go and see it.
00:19:55No, do not read this.
00:19:58I read it as a teenager and I remember it vividly.
00:20:01Allow me to torment you with it.
00:20:05What's the point of all these traumatic memories if I don't get to inflict them on you?
00:20:12I'm glad I can't read.
00:20:22This is the kind of shit TGL should have been.
00:20:25Sinners is simply PTSD.
00:20:29Yeah, like...
00:20:34It got to the point that I was just looking forward to it.
00:20:37For the reason that it's like,
00:20:40What stupid bullshit is he going to do this time?
00:20:44And then Organization 13 happens and I'm like,
00:20:47Yes!
00:20:49Yes! It got dumber!
00:20:54God...
00:20:56This is like...
00:20:58I don't believe that's his first name. Oh, it's going to get worse.
00:21:01His full name is Slash Firestorm.
00:21:08And if that is not...
00:21:10If that is not the most Shadow the Hedgehog OC name you have ever heard...
00:21:16Well, that's perfect.
00:21:18It's perfect.
00:21:20I'm Slash Firestorm, mom.
00:21:23Please call me by my real name, Slash Firestorm.
00:21:27If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on MySpace.
00:21:30Dies of Peak Fiction. I thought my OC naming conventions were bad.
00:21:36Sweet mother of God.
00:21:39This is like if the room had angry sex with the entire Linkin Park discography,
00:21:46and then it was birthed onto a pile of Spawn comics and hentai paperbacks.
00:21:51Oh God, definitely.
00:21:53I thought Pokemon Insurgents was edgy.
00:21:56What's Pokemon Insurgents?
00:22:01Slash Firestorm.
00:22:03No, no, no. I think it's closer to...
00:22:07Hang on a second.
00:22:10Slash Firestorm, my God.
00:22:14That's like a name that Gladion would come up with for his, like...
00:22:21If Gladion ever made OCs, that would be his first character name.
00:22:32No, that would be what he calls his Type Null.
00:22:35Game animations recount sinners.
00:22:38Oh, don't do that to her.
00:22:44I forgot, what's his Gardevoir?
00:22:46Don't ask me to say it aloud.
00:22:50Don't ask me to say it aloud.
00:22:52What, is it either really stupid or has a slur in it?
00:22:55It's really stupid.
00:22:58It's so fucking stupid, you will hate yourself.
00:23:04If I tell you what it is, you will hate yourself.
00:23:08I mean, I already know that this exists, so I think...
00:23:12I thought Lance Slashblade was a hilariously bad name.
00:23:17Who the fuck is called Lance Slashblade?
00:23:21Fuff, hardback.
00:23:24Ridge, large meat.
00:23:26Do it.
00:23:34That's the most weebish name for a Pokemon I've ever come across in my life.
00:23:39It's weebish both in-universe and out-of-universe.
00:23:45Whelp, psychic deathmatch.
00:23:56Inside-out 2 character.
00:23:58Please say it. It's in the chat, guys.
00:24:02It's in the chat.
00:24:05There is one good point.
00:24:07At the point where Slash is just starting to get all edgy and fucking murder-happy
00:24:14is exactly the point where the author goes,
00:24:17let's let him kill a pedophile.
00:24:20Let's let him kill a pedophile.
00:24:23At the point where Slash is just starting to get all edgy and fucking murder-happy
00:24:28is exactly the point where the author goes,
00:24:31let's let him kill a pedophile.
00:24:38I need like 25% of this author's guts and I'll be unstoppable.
00:24:42Yep.
00:24:48You mean their courage or their entrails?
00:24:51Noob Lord, do not speak that energy into the world.
00:24:54No, Noob Lord!
00:24:56That's what I would draw the line.
00:24:59That's what I would draw the line in the Sandshrew.
00:25:06I do not accept this kind of offering.
00:25:10Very well.
00:25:12Bad Noob Lord.
00:25:14Do you have a water bottle?
00:25:16Spritz Noob Lord with it.
00:25:22The main villain is a very highly elite Team Rocket trainer
00:25:28who has shit like a Magmortar, an Aggron, a Relicanth, a Gyarados,
00:25:33you know, all the edgy Pokemon.
00:25:35But!
00:25:36But!
00:25:38He also has an arm that can shapeshift into a blade and a whip and a gun.
00:25:45Sorry, not a gun.
00:25:46He has a gun.
00:25:49He has an arm that shapeshifts like the main character in Prototype,
00:25:53before Prototype came out.
00:25:55Oh, I just predicted Prototype!
00:25:57And there is also a gun.
00:26:00At one point, Slash kills a Rocket executive by just shooting him in the fucking head.
00:26:09Oh my god.
00:26:10Did this person predict Power World and how their fakemon had guns?
00:26:14Oh my god, it is Power World!
00:26:19It didn't just predict Power World, it predicted the plot of X and Y,
00:26:23because of EvilToll.
00:26:26It predicted Mega Evolution.
00:26:32And it predicted Prototype.
00:26:34It predicted Gladion.
00:26:37Oh wow.
00:26:39I told you, yeah, Slashface was exactly what Gladion would call himself.
00:26:44If there wasn't guns, I'd be very disappointed.
00:26:47Gun.
00:26:50Gunbreon.
00:26:52Gunbreon!
00:26:57I can't take credit for that, that was from a Jello video.
00:27:00What's the steel type?
00:27:02I actually wrote notes on the damn thing, like, several years ago.
00:27:05Here we go, Kunzu plot.
00:27:06The entire plot.
00:27:07At first, it's a bog-standard game narration story,
00:27:09then it shoves hybrids, the Shadow Veil, the Great Ones,
00:27:12which is their word for legendaries,
00:27:14and the Old Kingdom at you at the start of arc two,
00:27:17pretty much at the point where Weird Name and Weird Neighbor introduce
00:27:20most people's brains have completely fallen off the story
00:27:23and are just writing the nonsense.
00:27:27Like, here's the thing.
00:27:29Kingdom Hearts wishes it was this incomprehensible.
00:27:33Wow.
00:27:37God.
00:27:42Hmm.
00:27:44Hmm.
00:27:46Apollo was generous with this one.
00:27:52My face in my ads and typing using my newly obtained psychic powers
00:27:55gained from traumatic damage?
00:27:57You asked me to tell you!
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:09It protected Pokemon and me in the worst way possible.
00:28:14Oh, don't do that!
00:28:20Oh, you're terrible.
00:28:30Oh, you're fucking terrible.
00:28:39We're the most intelligent species on planet Earth,
00:28:42and this is what we do with our time.
00:28:45Yep.
00:28:53I can just imagine, like, in the post-apocalyptic future,
00:28:56where, like, everything, everything in the past has been, like,
00:28:59completely, like, buried under, like,
00:29:02under the sand and archives and shit,
00:29:04and all the technology's down,
00:29:06and then people will, like, unearth this from a fucking, like...
00:29:09Linus Vindfeld, thanks for subbing.
00:29:13The first thing they see are all the ancient ones,
00:29:16like, came from...
00:29:17This is a, like, piece of history that were written to the ancient ones.
00:29:20What have they written?
00:29:21And it's literally just the entire story.
00:29:26You know, the funny thing is, is that,
00:29:28it's that it was kind of a laughingstock,
00:29:30but it was also, sadly, influential.
00:29:35Oh, dear.
00:29:36Like, this story is the reason everyone thinks
00:29:39Guard of War can communicate telepathically with their trainer.
00:29:47Whoops.
00:29:49Oh, God.
00:29:50Oops.
00:29:57I am preventively sorry.
00:29:59Wren, what did you do?
00:30:01Me? All of us.
00:30:13Holy shit, turns out you do learn more from your mistakes.
00:30:19Yep.
00:30:21I was into roommates, and I had a roommate in college
00:30:27who was into that weird Pokegirls thing.
00:30:29That thing had an edgy story, too.
00:30:31Oh, no!
00:30:33Uh-oh.
00:30:42I'm so glad I never knew about fanfiction until I was a teen.
00:30:47I was in my teens, because, like, Christ.
00:30:50I assumed it was just a continuation of Lucario and the movies doing that.
00:30:53No, this was before that movie came out.
00:30:56Like, this came out, like, remember,
00:30:59this thing first came out before Gen 4.
00:31:04Diamond and Pearl wasn't even out yet.
00:31:09I thought Diamond and Pearl came out in, like, 2007.
00:31:12Sort of, but I wasn't...
00:31:15Depending on how...
00:31:17So, depending on the time frame,
00:31:19like, it could have precluded Shadow Pokemon and Colosseum.
00:31:26The initial release of Diamond and Pearl was 2006, or September.
00:31:30No, Colosseum was out by then.
00:31:34Oh, okay. Ah, fair enough.
00:31:41Didn't hit Europe anyway, until White and America, until 2007.
00:31:50...
00:31:52Like, who the fuck, in 2024, was asking for Sinners to come back?
00:31:58Absolutely nobody.
00:32:00It was like, it walks in, it's like,
00:32:02Oh, hey, we thought you were dead!
00:32:04Come back in, get in here, so we can beat the shit out of you some more!
00:32:10Sinners, I thought you were dead. I was.
00:32:14I think you might be a psychic fairy type.
00:32:20News about my death was greatly exaggerated.
00:32:23Sinners is the kind of energy I aspire to be.
00:32:27I mean, look, let's be honest.
00:32:29That is a man who knows no cringe.
00:32:32That is a man who basically looked cringe culture in the eye
00:32:35and said, are you challenging me?
00:32:40Arceus may judge me, but his sins outnumber mine.
00:32:45Oh, don't describe it like that, Stormborn.
00:32:47I'm talking about the weird darkness shit.
00:32:49That's where it goes off the rails.
00:32:53Eyes are up from the dead, I do it all the time.
00:33:06This is unequivocally the funniest goddamn thing to happen this year.
00:33:17Oh, my God.
00:33:47I was almost gonna just remind me of that bit from Family Guy
00:34:15where Stewie finds Chris's magazines and goes,
00:34:18oh, let's see what pubescent treasures Chris has in his bedroom.
00:34:21He goes, ah, ah, oh, my God, oh, my God.
00:34:23He just fucking gets an AK-47 out and just shoots the magazine to pieces.
00:34:30You can't hurt anyone anymore.
00:34:41It was literally just the first page.
00:34:45I could be traumatized today and I didn't even read the damn thing.
00:34:50Oh, God.
00:34:52That is what I aspire to be,
00:34:55somebody who traumatizes you with things you've never even seen.
00:34:59This is what else is boring.
00:35:01I didn't have Sinners be remade on my bingo card.
00:35:03Granted, I also didn't have Lily place Fear and Hunger on my bingo card,
00:35:06so I'm doing pretty poorly.
00:35:08Just having fun.
00:35:09What a thing to learn about during my lunch.
00:35:14Oh, God.
00:35:34Sinners turns 17 this year.
00:35:36Would have been able to drive.
00:35:40Pretty soon we'll be able to go to the club.
00:35:45Oh, my God.
00:35:51Like, this was so long ago, the creator of this had a live journal.
00:35:56Oh, wow.
00:35:57God, I remember that shit.
00:36:00The K Sinners is not invited to the clubs.
00:36:04The fuck's a live journal?
00:36:09Oh, dear.
00:36:11Live journal is what Tumblr was before Tumblr existed.
00:36:16Oh, my God.
00:36:18Oh, my God.
00:36:20Oh, my God.
00:36:22Oh, my God.
00:36:24Oh, my God.
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:29I remember LJ, Dark Times.
00:36:34We're educating so much of our people here on chat.
00:36:40We're learning so much today.
00:36:46Well, I have just done something monumentously stupid.
00:36:51What happened?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53So, I went to wash a bowl to get ice cream.
00:36:56And it was only after finishing the ice cream that I realized there was dish soap still in the bottom of the bowl.
00:37:02Oh, no.
00:37:04I have just eaten about a tablespoon of dish soap.
00:37:09Oh, no.
00:37:11Are you going to be okay?
00:37:13Yeah, I'm going to be okay. It's not poisonous.
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:19Oh, he's in control now.
00:37:21Oh, God.
00:37:23Is it poisonous?
00:37:27Is dish soap toxic?
00:37:33Drinking dish soap water or dish soap alone will usually result in minor effects.
00:37:37Okay, I'll be fine.
00:37:38Okay.
00:37:41It's not good for you at the least.
00:37:42What bread?
00:37:43What bread?
00:37:44What would you like to compare?
00:37:46Are we going to a soap tasting?
00:37:50It's a soap tasting stream.
00:37:53I am a very intelligent woman who writes very long and in-depth critical analysis of media.
00:38:01I also drink dish soap.
00:38:07Lily writes the most elaborate essays about what's written about me.
00:38:13Lily, please look it up.
00:38:14I did look it up!
00:38:16Lily writes elaborate essays about me.
00:38:18I did have Lily eat soap on my Big Cook.
00:38:21Fuck you, Lexer!
00:38:24Get in the fucking VC so I can beat your ass.
00:38:31Oh, my God, you guys.
00:38:33I'm going to be fine.
00:38:36I'm going to be fine.
00:38:50They invite me to dinner first at least.
00:39:00I don't know why that just came into my head.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:05Lily writes elaborate essays about me eating things.
00:39:07Also Lily eats soap.
00:39:08Yummers!
00:39:12I'm going to beat your ass with a steak.
00:39:14I'm going to bench you over a couch and whale on your ass with a steak tenderizer.
00:39:18I just had a sibling nearly die of poisoning, so now I'm sensitive to that sort of thing.
00:39:22That's fine.
00:39:23I'm not your sibling.
00:39:26I'm a grown woman.
00:39:28Lily writing informative reviews of the taste of soap.
00:39:34Well, since we're talking about being absolute fucking morons,
00:39:39Lily, in perchance, you remember a few months ago where I was talking about my first time at work
00:39:45and I mentioned how security's so tight you need to flash your ID badge in front of a sensor
00:39:52to use the bathrooms on certain floors?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:55Yeah?
00:39:56Turns out that's not the case. That was just a motion sensor.
00:40:02I only just learned that last week.
00:40:04Have you been flashing your badge to a motion sensor?
00:40:07Yep.
00:40:26I went to college, I promise.
00:40:34Sorry to ask if both wives are equally bimbo.
00:40:41Well, you and the sensor are well-acquainted now.
00:40:43McKay, look at this badge.
00:40:51I think I like the biggest bimbo house.
00:40:55Awful.
00:40:58Well, the key aspect of being a bimbo is hot, so you got that down.
00:41:12Orchard and orchard bimbo moments.
00:41:15Oh, I'm reading the comics here.
00:41:18It's like, overall I rate it 4 out of 10.
00:41:20A guilty pleasure I cannot genuinely recommend to anyone with taste.
00:41:24Please post the next 9000K chapter soon.
00:41:31My god.
00:41:33That's it. That's it. That's exactly the story.
00:41:40I should have said the story about how I got locked in a bathroom with a puss.
00:41:43I mean, a mood.
00:41:44Fucking goddamn stream buffering while Lily was explaining the soap thing.
00:41:47What did she say?
00:41:48Oh, uh, nothing, noob lord.
00:41:51Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.
00:41:55Man, we gotta do that, like, Lean On Me comic at some point.
00:42:00Oh yeah.
00:42:01Even though Madhouse isn't around anymore.
00:42:03It's a very sweet comic.
00:42:18Don't run from it, we gotta embrace the goof.
00:42:20No.
00:42:24What?
00:42:39What?
00:42:55Hmm.
00:43:07Oh, who joined?
00:43:09Hello.
00:43:10Hello, Alex!
00:43:16Oh.
00:43:17Oh, how are you?
00:43:18I'm doing alright. I woke up, like, 20 minutes ago.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:29The wonders of working the graveyard shift.
00:43:33Oh.
00:43:37As opposed to working the rave-yard shift.
00:43:40Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:43:42Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:43:45Hmm.
00:43:50I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:52Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:43:58Stargo Laughter do be waking you up.
00:44:01Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
00:44:02Hmm.
00:44:10Hmm.
00:44:13Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
00:44:16I thought it was your graveyard buddies.
00:44:19Then that last night made it harder to get your donuts.
00:44:24Ah.
00:44:29Yeah, I woke up, turned on stream,
00:44:31we heard Lily wrote a small thesaurus about the legend of Korra and
00:44:36Then we started talking about fear and hunger and sinners
00:44:46How many trans women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
00:44:51hmm
00:44:52Just one and you don't even need the light bulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl and she'll brighten up the room instantly
00:45:01Oh
00:45:04Noob Lord, I see what you did on tumblr. That was incorrect what you did. That's not fair. What happened?
00:45:16It has to do with the image McKay posted earlier. Oh
00:45:19Oh
00:45:24Carol Pokemon, I've got to catch them all collect them train and train of watch Wow
00:45:32Watch some spit roast your best friend the fuck
00:45:38Apparently this was from an old ad in the late 90s and by spit roast they just meant sick of fire type on them, I guess
00:45:45Wow
00:45:52My of the times have changed our perspectives
00:45:58Yeah
00:46:01Video game ads used to be fucking weird
00:46:04Okay, I remember like Kid Icarus did a whole video about some like a video game commercials and ads
00:46:11Like I remember one particular one for like, um, this was a newspaper ad for like the PlayStation 2 and they had this like a
00:46:19woman in like it in lingerie
00:46:21Surrounded by the PlayStation symbols, but they were all made of like flesh
00:46:27And hair I think it's for a certain like a porno or something
00:46:30But they there were all the PlayStation symbols with sweaty flesh hair
00:46:36like why
00:46:39Oh
00:46:56My god
00:46:58Well
00:47:06Today's been a wonderful day. What did this stream and devolve to I don't know but I'm loving it
00:47:16These days I'm just learning to embrace the curse
00:47:19Oh
00:47:30Yeah, Lola do you want to see what do you do you want to see what we have planned for like a very quick one-off
00:47:36gag in the core video
00:47:38Yeah
00:47:46I'm excited now
00:47:49Oh
00:47:53No, I'm being kept in the dark
00:48:10It'll be on screen for like a grand total of one and a half seconds. Yeah
00:48:19I need to see it perfectly cut reaction
00:48:24Now y'all aren't seeing it
00:48:29If you looked at it for more than a fraction of a second here your hearts would palpitate in your eyes
00:48:38It's like opening the Ark of the Covenant
00:48:41Although this doesn't give me a this does give me a great idea for a new stream element called window Neva
00:48:46Oh
00:48:50I don't I don't think I like that even without the context
00:48:58You're one of the coolest people I know and I love you for it
00:49:04That's some good advertisement I don't care show it now you're not seeing it
00:49:16Hmm I
00:49:19Can't look I can't let the stalkers find it before I have a chance to show it in a video myself
00:49:24right
00:49:25It's on a basis and you don't need to know
00:49:31It's either be the funniest thing or burn my retinas likely both I need it fair enough
00:49:36Oh
00:49:44Actually where the script is Oh actually
00:49:55I'll just have to be glued to the stream for to the screen for it then
00:50:07Hmm
00:50:11Again I'm like Queen help
00:50:15What I was in the VC in the VC chat chat
00:50:29All right, let's get back to this mm-hmm
00:50:32After a very cursed commercial break
00:50:38The crew
00:50:41The crew is the new team avatar
00:50:43The crew is the new team avatar and was actually the establishment of the trend of team avatar
00:50:48The last airbender had its team avatar more as a consequence of character driven storytelling every character driven episodic series had an ensemble cast
00:50:55So the avatar did to
00:50:57Legit of legend of Korra was the first time team avatar as a concept was codified
00:51:02So the avatar has their friends and teachers and several animal companions making up their ensemble cast
00:51:07Later attempts to expand on avatar Kiyoshi and avatar Kurok would give them similar teams
00:51:13I'll be going I have fun. I love y'all. Love you Ren
00:51:21It's just reached the point where team avatar in this exact composition is not just it's reached the point where team avatar in this exact
00:51:27Composition is not just expected. It's considered mandatory
00:51:32The avatar needs someone of each bending style they need a token non-bender they need an animal companions
00:51:38It reminds me of the legend of Zelda, you know late link needs the master sword. He needs the green tootick
00:51:43He needs certain items or it isn't a Zelda game
00:51:47This ends up because this ends up happening this ends up happening once a franchise goes multiple iterations while retaining the same tertiary elements
00:51:54people boil down a series
00:51:57people boil down a series to the tassels and decorations and as a result the characters included and
00:52:05As a result the characters included to adhere to that become more and more hollow because they're just filling a mandatory role
00:52:14Several videos ago
00:52:15I pitched an idea for a successor to Korra avatar Niva a rather flighty and skittish avatar who cowers behind her sister and has an
00:52:21Arc about stepping out of the safety of her sister's shadow and after I gave and after I gave feet and after I gave that
00:52:28The first thing the comments started asking me about was animal companions and their team and after I said multiple times
00:52:34There were none only her sister. Some people got bored and went to go do something else
00:52:38And to an extent I can understand that it's hard to ignore that and to an extent I can ignore and to an extent
00:52:44I can understand that it's hard to ignore the story in favor of shipping when the only two permanent characters are siblings not impossible
00:52:50but whenever a franchise has a trope that is considered mandatory to its identity the healthiest thing that the creators can do it is
00:52:57Is completely do away with it before familiar expectations start creating problems and that starts now
00:53:03Because the crew is here because Aang had a team and that starts now
00:53:07Because the crew is here because Aang had a team avatar and so Korra needs a team avatar
00:53:12No, really, that's the in-universe reason Bolin explaining team avatar. So let's break them down one by one Bolin
00:53:19Maybe I could give the the character snap-ins for him for them. Oh
00:53:28Yeah, actually let's pause and do that
00:53:34The ones for the other villains now you're giving them like little title cards and like little theme music to go along with it
00:53:43Skitty Queen she's got tricks up her sleeve
00:53:45Let's see, is there I need a himbo
00:54:15I
00:54:30Can still fucking hear it
00:54:40Not a bad idea
00:54:45Oh
00:54:56Hey, it's a me happy 11-month smiley face you've been subbed for 11 months fuck
00:55:03Diggity even realize I've been streaming. I've been had I've had subs enabled that long
00:55:15Okay, let's see Bolin
00:55:45Kinder chocolate
00:55:51Smooth milk chocolate with a creamy milky center
00:55:59In delicious shareable little bars
00:56:03made for being a kid
00:56:05Kinder chocolate let that kid flag fly
00:56:11Nature's recipe knows a dog's best life is measured in wags
00:56:15That's why every recipe is made with natural ingredients like chicken sweet potato and pumpkin
00:56:21Fuel your dog's best life every day with nature's recipe
00:56:31It's like we need music for Bolin
00:56:37I'm guessing I need a hemp. I would be too on the nose. Yeah, it would be too on the nose
00:56:45I
00:56:52Saw bad
00:56:55Yeah, I'm gone see if I can find a cover of zero to hero. Oh
00:57:01Here we go Caleb Isles
00:57:09I'll get the song from the openings of across new groove
00:57:15Here we go
00:57:45Oh
00:57:55There we go got it
00:57:59Oh, I really need a fucking I
00:58:03Need a credits document at this point
00:58:15You
00:58:17You
00:58:41Now what else what are you the first tagline?
00:58:47Oh
00:59:18I'll take Hades was an amazing Disney villain. That's not a hot. Oh, that's not a hot take
00:59:27A hot take is an unpopular opinion. Yeah
00:59:38I'm thinking ones of like a
00:59:41Doofy
00:59:42Doofy boy. Yeah, so he's bowling's more than just an idiot
00:59:47Yeah
00:59:53Come on brain. Oh, I just had the worst pod. I'm not gonna use it, but I have to share it
01:00:04Now I can't do it it's too like I would cringe out of my fucking skin if I shit if I said that
01:00:11DME the pot. No. No, I'm not doing it. Okay
01:00:16Oh he from Bolin, hmm, let's see rock and rolling I can roll in bowling
01:00:27Okay, look to give a bed give a point of comparison I
01:00:32Call Amon Amon is vanguard party rule
01:00:36Kuvira land back Hitler
01:00:39Unalaq hail Satan snow Satan and Zaheer is anarcho anti-intellectual ism
01:00:46Okay
01:00:52Accidental serial propagandist
01:00:56That's too long and ill-fitting fair enough, right
01:01:07And you've Lord ease back on the self aggrandizement
01:01:16Oh
01:01:23Let's soar in here
01:01:33That too long
01:01:45Oh
01:02:00Bolin 20 charisma 3 intellect. Hey, perfect
01:02:15You