Sonic The Hedgehog Liberations-Fighting Our Way Down The Road

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Kicking butt.
Transcript
00:00Okay, my attack is pretty cool.
00:05Oh, shit.
00:08Yeah, we jumped high.
00:11I know.
00:13We don't really jump high.
00:16No, I turned that off.
00:19That's a good thing to turn off.
00:22Yeah.
00:30Launching. Oh, fuck.
00:35You ran right to it.
00:40I'm Sonic. I thought I could outrun it.
00:45Oh, a checkpoint.
00:50I like how it's like one hit.
00:53Mostly, yeah.
00:54I got hit.
00:55We have health and lives, so it's not as bad.
01:05Ooh.
01:10You're a ginger.
01:20Ooh, you bitch.
01:26Sending the Shredder. That heals us.
01:31That's how you get it. Yeah, we were gonna lose. No, it's fine.
01:36I like how I just spin and you just kick the shit out of them.
01:40Oh.
01:44Oh, fuck.
01:48We have to avoid that.
01:51I'm gonna die.
01:54Okay.
01:57Sally, run.
02:00I'm gonna die.
02:03Actually, how the fuck do you fight that?
02:06Oh, fuck.
02:14How are you?
02:17Oh, my God.
02:30I feel like I'm bitch-slapping it.
02:32I'm just gonna let you do your thing.
02:34That's okay. No!
02:37Oh, fuck you.
02:39Can we get a checkpoint?
02:42Oh, shit.
02:44Oh, my God. I didn't get life.
02:46No, we gotta get a checkpoint. Just be careful.
02:49All right.
02:55Damn it!
02:58Let's go, Sally.
03:02Oh, shit.
03:10You and your jumps.
03:12Do you jump higher than me?
03:14You do. I do.
03:18Oh.
03:26Oh, you... That would have been nice in the long time, but...
03:30I know. You got the lows.
03:34I'm not trying to steal your kills.
03:40I didn't even get to hit them.
03:42Ow. I hit you.
03:51Oh, my God.
03:52I like that I can go through their blades.
03:59Oh, shit. I don't like that.
04:02Even that thing pops up.
04:04I know. I didn't even see that thing there.
04:06Oh, my God.
04:09Oh, fuck.
04:14There should be another checkpoint.
04:16Ready? Wait. I didn't mean to hit it.
04:18It's fine.
04:21What the...
04:22It took out a lot of health.
04:23What the fuck?
04:25It's a Gundam.
04:30I like that we're short-hitting.
04:32Run. Oh, my God. Run.
04:37Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
04:39You ate a burrito for lunch.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:46Run.
04:48You just got me hit.
04:51How?
04:52Because I couldn't run because you were over there.
04:54It's okay.
04:56Oh, you bitch.
04:57Bitch.
05:00I hate this motherfucker.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:08You move faster if you do your move.
05:10Oh, shit.
05:11I ran into that.
05:13Run, Sally.
05:15She's just like...
05:18with, like, rain boots on.
05:21You bitch.
05:22He's gonna take my life.
05:25No, Sonic.
05:38You fucking son of a fucker.
05:41Bye, Sally.
05:42I'm so fucking tired of this.
05:44What the fuck?
05:46My finger's slipping.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:53Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
05:55Fuck you.
05:57I knew it.
06:04He's a bitch of a boss.
06:10Oh, stop.
06:11Asshole.
06:13I can't even hit him.
06:16I know.
06:17He's way too fucking fast.
06:19And I hate jumping so he gets me.
06:21Oh, fuck.
06:22Sorry.
06:23Shit.
06:25Sally, you son of a bitch.
06:29Do my health.
06:33Fuck.
06:36Are you kidding?
06:41It's hard.
06:42It is.
06:44It's good, but it's hard.
06:46You suck my nuts.
06:48Stop.
06:49Are you kidding me?
06:51How are we gonna avoid that?
06:53Is that what they're trying?
06:55I don't know.
07:00Suck her ass.
07:01I hope he blows up and dies.
07:03Oh, shit.
07:09Eventually?
07:11Yeah.
07:12I was like, God, do I gotta hit him again?
07:16I hope you get your lives back now that we completed a stage.
07:19I hope so.
07:21Most likely.