• 4 months ago
Altspace VR Critic
Transcript
00:00check this out guys this is telling us about the planet I was never into
00:11astrology but now they got older and I have more time on my hands I think it's
00:19good to know so they say all of the planets revolve around the Sun which
00:24makes sense in a way man a long time ago they say all the planets revolve around
00:28Earth which is impossible man because the Sun keeps you warm so you really
00:34wouldn't want everybody to revolve around Earth and look at this man this
00:40is the Sun
00:46dude I know they're not telling me I can go to all these planets over here I
00:53know that's not true because that would be like super incredible which I think
00:59you can do new Uranus they make a lot of jokes about Uranus like Saturn Jupiter
01:07let me see Earth
01:11Earth is not the smallest it's not the biggest though
01:17dude let me see what happens if I hit this side oh my god am I going to the Sun
01:24look
01:34if you look carefully you can see stuff happening on this side
01:42I'm gonna call this world Uranus and then you see my eyes are blinking because
01:46it's supposed to be so hot
01:50that's what this Sun looks up close you don't have to be a scientist I have the
01:57Hubble telescope to see stuff man that you will never be able to see
02:07Wow that's how I get my suntan I need one too
02:15I'd like to go out at night though I don't go out in the daytime too much
02:18there's too many people out there the night time but like it belongs to me I
02:23own the night time look at that what's going on down here
02:33I'm gonna get back
02:38I want to get back now
02:44I'm leaving the Sun yeah
02:51right down there I think
02:55and something that said the entrance wow look at this man
03:00that's a bigger view dude if I hit it again I'm going to go closer this is too close to the Sun
03:08now let me ask you guys this from your personal experience have you ever seen
03:15the Sun this close not even in a science class that's why education and VR is
03:25gonna be so important man they're probably already doing it some places
03:29that we don't even know about like the army and stuff like that
03:38I want to get closer to these things
03:45how do I get back
03:50alright man what if I hit one of these
03:53one of these
03:55one of those
03:58dude I'm out here
04:00this is what you get
04:02when you explore sometimes
04:05can I get closer
04:07please
04:09please
04:11give me another chance
04:13I might have messed up
04:15can I
04:17get closer
04:19what's the Sun looking at
04:21good I am getting closer
04:23they don't feel like it though
04:29please
04:31I made a mistake
04:33how close
04:35wow
04:41alright
04:43there's other places I would like to see
04:45if possible
04:47they had a thing over there
04:49I said
04:51it's the entrance
04:57wow I think I'm stuck out here guys
04:59let's see
05:01see the time
05:03give me about 2 minutes
05:05see if I can get back in 2 minutes
05:09those plants are not getting any closer
05:13are they
05:27why they do that to me
05:31why do that to myself
05:35alright so check it out
05:37this is what we are going to do
05:39I'm going to go back into that spot
05:41just by going right here
05:43go here
05:45this is where we at
05:47I'm going right back in here again
05:49what a one way to scan an apple
05:53bad
05:57this time I know
06:01alright
06:07alright so we are going to go right back
06:09into that place
06:13this is where we are at
06:15right here
06:17look at homeboy
06:19look
06:21you got a little cat in there
06:23I love animals
06:25look at that outfit man
06:27that looks like something you see on Pixar
06:29what you doing over there
06:33alright I'm going to go in this hole right here
06:37yep
06:39let's see what this looks like
06:41yeah no question about it
06:43I messed up on the other one
06:51I'm going to put the universe
06:53in VR
06:55and when you go in there
06:57you will be able to see this guy
06:59who did it
07:01look at that
07:03I don't even know
07:05what we are looking at
07:07but it's beautiful
07:09look at that
07:13people are really creative
07:15man
07:17it's not just people who are using this
07:19it's people that got other occupations
07:21and they take the occupation
07:24and use it here
07:26alright look at this
07:28can I touch it
07:30I don't want to really touch it
07:32dude
07:34look
07:36now I'm smarter
07:38unless he wasn't too smart
07:40can you put it back in there
07:42oh man once you take it out
07:44that's a wrap
07:46what are we going to do with this brain buddy
07:48I'm sorry about that
07:50can you open up your head
07:52there you go
07:54thank god for that
07:56I hope I put it exactly the way it was
07:58or you won't be able to talk correctly
08:00or something
08:02oh no
08:04come here buddy
08:06what's that
08:08Abdullah Oblongata
08:10it's right here
08:12just like that
08:14hang in there buddy
08:16oh my goodness
08:18this is what happens
08:20look at this
08:22what are you going to do man
08:24to help you out
08:26I'm doing my best
08:28I'll put your head back
08:30it's going to cap back on at least
08:32alright maybe people think you got a brain
08:34oh my gosh
08:36alright what's this
08:38man
08:40sorry about that
08:42it's my fault
08:44ok
08:46this is the guy right here
08:48that's who made this world
08:50and I'm glad there's no music
08:52there's no copyrights
08:54if you want to contact this guy
08:56he can make something for you
08:58look at that man
09:00it don't even say .com
09:04look at this
09:06fuck
09:08dude
09:10you know what's going to go down
09:12you know what's going down right
09:14oh fuck
09:16the brain came back man
09:18but he's ok again
09:20wow man
09:22let me tell you
09:24I'm so relieved
09:26I didn't know you got it back together again
09:28sorry about that
09:30I was going to take it off again
09:32alright
09:34look at this man
09:36I'm going to fly over the world
09:38I'm going to be flying
09:40yes
09:42look at the designs
09:46look at that
09:48look at the time trap
09:50you can get lost in here
09:52by the time I get out of here
09:54well what I do have
09:56is shish kebab
09:58beef shish kebab
10:00with barbecue and hot sauce
10:02and a bread on it
10:04and I can put it in the microwave
10:06but I don't want it like that
10:08I want it the way the guy made it
10:10so I'm going to put it in the oven
10:12look at that
10:15it's beautiful
10:17look I'm going right into it
10:19right into it I'm going to fly
10:21yes
10:23flying over the planet
10:25yes yes yes
10:27yes
10:29look that's the kid that was doing the machine before
10:33look 56
10:35megabytes
10:37oh man
10:39I told you
10:41regular TV don't do it anymore
10:43I was trying to watch
10:45the life of Benjamin Buttons
10:49oh you know I was watching Luke Cage
10:55dude look
10:57look I'm with aliens
11:03look at this buddy
11:05can I move up a little bit
11:07oh look I can see what they doing
11:09I don't even want to see what they doing
11:11I just want to get on a plank
11:13look he's flying
11:15can I fly
11:17uh oh I'm going to fall off
11:21this is not the kind of ship I recommend
11:23my friend
11:25I really don't have any space over here
11:31alright
11:33let's see what these aliens are doing
11:35there
11:37can I cross over
11:39what's your plot
11:41not world domination
11:43this is what an alien looks like
11:45I always wanted to know
11:47area 51 this is what they got
11:49they got super large craniums
11:56and look at their skin
12:00nope they only got two toes
12:06what's your plot man
12:09what's going on
12:14I'm going to put in space for aliens
12:20how would I describe
12:22their skin
12:24like if somebody asked me
12:28I'd say
12:32it's hard to describe
12:34it looks a little bit like
12:36alligator or snake
12:39and I can kind of see
12:41through you
12:43can I
12:45can I
12:47a little bit
12:49very imaginative
12:53you can have clothes called
12:55alien clothes it looks just like that
12:57look at homeboy flying
13:03I'm afraid to go off this thing a little bit
13:05but I wish I could fly
13:07I can't fly
13:09I could fall
13:11can I fly
13:15dude
13:17let's find out if I can fly
13:19I have to check out
13:21everything there to check out
13:23then
13:25if I fall
13:27at least we saw everything
13:31look at this man
13:34they're flying over
13:36their planet
13:40they're trying to calculate what went wrong
13:42how can
13:44they restore their planet
13:46look at their fingers
13:48they got long
13:50fingers
13:56and look still stuff in here
13:58we're already over
14:00here
14:02let me see something
14:04let me check
14:06this guy out over here
14:08how close can I get to him
14:10can I get right
14:12up on him
14:14dude I can get right in front of his face
14:16and look at him
14:18look
14:20I'm gonna help you man
14:22what we doing what we plotting
14:24what we got going on
14:26we're friends man
14:28thank god man I don't have no friends on earth
14:30I knew I was gonna find a friend
14:32somewhere but not from this planet
14:36alright can you help me
14:38I'm barely on this thing
14:42let me see what it feels like
14:44to be you
14:56oh that's what you
14:58let me check it out
15:00couldn't tell from where I was at
15:02it didn't look the same
15:06got long finger buddy
15:10does that mean something
15:16how about your partner
15:18I don't wanna fall off this thing
15:20I don't know if you guys are gonna help me
15:22dude you're not even standing
15:24or anything
15:26what if I did what you did
15:30I'm afraid I don't wanna fall
15:36you know what
15:38you guys just do what you gotta do man
15:40as long as we're safe
15:42nobody's messing with me
15:44homeboy's over there let me check out homeboy
15:52I see some earth
15:55it's hard to tell man
15:57look at this guy
16:01what will I call this
16:09alright I'm gonna step on this now
16:11here we go
16:15look I'm on it
16:19look at him
16:25this guy's pretty sharp man
16:27he picks the universe up
16:29and he can fly
16:31look
16:33look at the view
16:35dude I think the
16:37are we hitting the sunrise or something
16:45look at him
16:49amazing
16:51amazing
16:59I've already been to the sun
17:01I could've went to sand and other places too man
17:03you know what's amazing
17:05about these things man
17:07when I see these things
17:09then I'm confident enough to walk over here
17:13I go back I never see them again
17:15I don't know what happens man
17:17if they only have a certain amount of time of being here
17:21but I'm so glad I saw it man
17:25let me get close to this guy
17:27really close to the edge
17:31dang
17:33look
17:35that looks real
17:37like somebody could really fly
17:43he's nonchalant man
17:45it's not that deep man
17:47I do this all the time
17:49this is how I get to work
17:51when I run late
17:53this is how I get to that seafood restaurant
17:55on 160 4th street
18:03look at the ground
18:05look
18:07that's what that planet looks like
18:09look
18:17you know a lot of people don't get out of this thing
18:19when I get out of it man
18:21I don't know why
18:25maybe because they're not doing it themselves
18:29maybe they're interested in something else
18:33look at that
18:35looks like pixars
18:41they got just the right amount of green
18:43and beige
18:45his shoes look good
18:47his facial expression
18:49and right where the
18:51I think that's the moon
18:55look at this man
18:59look at this
19:01let me go back to my alien friends now
19:04and I'm comfortable
19:14I just want to thank you guys for letting me
19:16get on your ship and have this experience
19:18I really appreciate it
19:22you're not like a hater man
19:28everybody friendly like this on your planet
19:30I can't really make any friends
19:32on my planet
19:37is there a way we can communicate
19:39or be busy at work right now
19:47people don't know about you guys either
19:53I'm glad I met you man
19:55I never met an alien before
20:00I'm going to take a look at the rest of the
20:04rest of the ship
20:06if it's ok with you guys
20:27is this even your planet
20:29or are we doing an experiment on another planet
20:39people don't know about this place do they
20:43there's a lot of things people don't know about
20:45they'll live this life and die
20:47and never experience everything
20:49it had to offer man
20:55when you see something like this
20:57talk to somebody about it
20:59I can't even talk to anybody about it
21:05nobody's into this
21:09this was given to me
21:21can I go over here
21:23I wouldn't get that right in front of your face
21:27everything has a limit
21:31I don't think so
21:33what would they offer all of
21:35gotta be safe
21:37I'm sorry man
21:41I've seen a lot
21:45where do you put this
21:54I can't begin
21:56to imagine how this person
21:58came up with this man
22:00I can ask them though
22:02cause they got their work over here
22:04right there in the corner
22:06it's an icon
22:08it's in a different language though
22:12right here this means something
22:16I'm not sure if it's Korean
22:20I'm just going to show you man
22:22a couple of things
22:26that even though I'm an American
22:28and I live in America
22:30we might not know it all
22:32we might not have all
22:34the technology
22:38we gotta band together man
22:40instead of fighting one another
22:42instead of hating one another
22:44we gotta work together man
22:46for the better of humanity
22:48and the universe
22:56right
23:02you're not even concerned with
23:04things that we're concerned about
23:12let me see what that glove looks like
23:14if it's ok with you my friend
23:26that's how you do this shit huh
23:30you don't have any real controls
23:36it's just a mind thing
23:38you're on that level now
23:42but when you stop hating
23:44and hurting one another
23:46you access a different part of your mind
23:48a part that not many people can access
23:53I'm there a little bit
23:56but
24:00I don't hate on my fellow man
24:02somebody's doing something good
24:04I'm glad for them man
24:08it means I can do it too
24:12and by the way
24:14if you had this equipment
24:16that I have
24:18this is um
24:20this is alternate space man
24:22I almost forgot what it was
24:24I didn't know alternate space could be so good
24:30ok guys
24:32let me give you another look
24:34at the planet below us
24:38you can pause it
24:40if you want to take a good look
24:42I'm gonna show you what the sky looks like
24:46all around
24:48this is 360
24:50this is 360
24:54I told people about it
25:00they didn't want to admit that I had something good
25:04I don't know if they snuck out and bought one
25:08excuse me
25:10it's the atmosphere over here
25:14what I told them man
25:16I could've had so many people bond with me
25:20we could've been doing things together man
25:28alright guys
25:30that's it
25:32we're gonna leave on this note right here
25:36my buddy's soaring
25:46bye