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00:00Salim gave me a lot of advice.
00:03He told me to study at home on Friday.
00:06I went to study on Friday, and God blessed me with a new wife.
00:13She threw me out of the house.
00:15Peace be upon you, Ustadji.
00:17Peace be upon you too.
00:19Ustadji, where have you been missing for 8-10 days?
00:22Don't ask me that.
00:23Where have I been missing for 8-10 days?
00:26Why don't you ask?
00:27Why don't you ask?
00:28You are not my Ustad.
00:29I have eyes.
00:30Why should I ask you?
00:31Because I failed my mission.
00:35What mission did you fail?
00:37I have the eyes of a wise man.
00:39If Girdhar Singh is in that house,
00:41the wealth of that house is his.
00:44To find Girdhar Singh,
00:46I went to the basement.
00:48I have been crying in the basement for 8 days.
00:50Ustadji, that eye has been looking for you in the whole city.
00:54You said that.
00:56What do you mean?
00:57Tell me the truth.
00:58The truth is that Girdhar Singh is in the house of the ghost.
01:02What?
01:03I saw that his house is full of money.
01:07This is because of Girdhar Singh.
01:09We have to find Girdhar Singh.
01:11Ustadji, we can only find him
01:13if we have money and value.
01:16You fool.
01:17This is a machine of wealth.
01:19No one sells value.
01:21We have to steal it.
01:23Ustadji, you mean to say
01:25that we have to steal the money
01:27instead of selling it.
01:29We have to steal all the money.
01:32Come with me to the bank.
01:34Let's go, Ustadji.
01:35Let's steal the money now.
01:37Okay, Ustadji.
01:38We shouldn't be late.
01:40Okay.
01:54Look here.
02:07Ammi.
02:08Ammi.
02:10Ammi ji.
02:13I have a fever.
02:15Do you have a fever?
02:17Yes.
02:19I'll go to the mosque, my daughter has high fever.
02:26My throat is aching and my head is aching too.
02:30Don't worry my son, I'll ask your father to get you some medicine.
02:35Come with me.
02:43Where did he go?
02:46There is dust, there is dust everywhere.
02:50I don't know where he has gone.
02:55I don't know where he has gone.
03:00Mother, father is coming home.
03:02Who will go to the mosque with me?
03:04Don't worry my son, I'll go with you to the mosque.
03:08Okay mother, I'll go.
03:16I'll go.
03:31Billa.
03:32What is it?
03:33Taslimi has died.
03:34Don't worry, what has happened to her?
03:36She is fine.
03:37She is going to Kameer.
03:39She has died.
03:41No, I am the one who has died.
03:44I am the one who has died.
03:47I am the one who has died.
03:50I am the one who has died.
03:53I am the one who has died.
03:56I am the one who has died.
03:59I am the one who has died.
04:02I am the one who has died.
04:05I am the one who has died.
04:08I am the one who has died.
04:11I am the one who has died.
04:13I am the one who has died.
04:15I am the one who has died.
04:18I am the one who has died.
04:21I am the one who has died.
04:24I am the one who has died.
04:27I am the one who has died.
04:30I am the one who has died.
04:33I am the one who has died.
04:36I am the one who has died.
04:39I am the one who has died.
04:42I am the one who has died.
04:45I am the one who has died.
04:48I am the one who has died.
04:51I am the one who has died.
04:54I am the one who has died.
04:57I am the one who has died.
05:00I am the one who has died.
05:03I am the one who has died.
05:06I am the one who has died.
05:09I am the one who has died.
05:12I am the one who has died.
05:15I am the one who has died.
05:18I am the one who has died.
05:21I am the one who has died.
05:24I am the one who has died.
05:27I am the one who has died.
05:30I am the one who has died.
05:33I am the one who has died.
05:36I am the one who has died.
05:50I am the one who has died.
05:53I have kept such an expensive thing in the trunk of my car.
06:08Boss, the ghost has gone inside.
06:11Ghost?
06:12Ghost?
06:13There is no ghost inside.
06:15I will go and ask the ghost.
06:18Okay.
06:19Mr. Jagga, I have come to ask for Girdhar Singh.
06:23There is no one in the house.
06:25I will go and get Girdhar Singh.
06:27I thought it would be a robbery.
06:29I will go and keep Girdhar Singh.
06:31I am going.
06:32Let's go, boss.
06:33I am not going.
06:35You sit there.
06:37Come on.
06:38Let's go.
06:39Mr. Jagga, the house is in your hands.
06:43If there is a robbery, it is in your hands.
06:46If there is a robbery, it is in your hands.
06:51Thank God, we are safe.
06:53I don't understand.
06:54This is a dog's house.
06:56How can we sit in such a house?
06:58How can we tolerate it?
06:59Boss, your mother has also died with me.
07:02Jagga doesn't sleep.
07:03It is a disease of children.
07:05Why did you hit me now?
07:06Why didn't you tell me earlier?
07:07Insolent kids.
07:16What are you doing?
07:17What are you doing?
07:19What are you doing?
07:45Your father has come.
07:47I don't know where he is.
07:50This is my daughter.
07:51She is resting.
07:55I will hide her and bring her.
07:57Let's go.
07:59Keep the lock inside.
08:01Don't open the door.
08:06Oh, my God.
08:07I am in such a bad condition.
08:09I don't want to see my daughter-in-law's face.
08:12You don't want to see her face.
08:15What's wrong with her?
08:16She is in pain.
08:17What is wrong with her?
08:20She has lost a lot of weight.
08:21She is in pain.
08:22I have told him that you are a brave woman.
08:24I have told him that you are a brave woman.
08:25You will die but you won't admit to it.
08:27You will die but you won't admit to it.
08:29Tell me.
08:30You are very smart.
08:31I would like to get money from the committee.
08:33You don't know how to speak.
08:35I don't know how to speak.
08:37You don't know how to see your daughter-in-law's face.
08:39I would like money from my family.
08:41I would like to die.
08:43I would like money from my family.
08:44Hey, what are you doing in my house?
08:46Huh? This is your house?
08:48No, the house you were born in is your house.
08:52I don't think you have anything to do with it.
08:54You don't know me. I've never fought in anyone's army.
08:59What do you think you're doing here?
09:02I don't do anything. I'm used to sleeping here.
09:05And now you've left me home.
09:06Those who have come, run away.
09:08I'll teach you a lesson that you'll never forget.
09:11I'll teach you a lesson that you'll never forget.
09:13He's here to rob us.
09:15Half of the tea is gone, and the rest of the tea is gone.
09:18Then how are you going to control him?
09:19I'm going to control him a lot.
09:26The 3,00,000 rupee note that we lost, we lost it.
09:30How did you lose it?
09:31We got it from someone, ma'am.
09:34Now we're going to get it back.
09:37The 3,00,000 rupee note we lost.
09:39Now we're going to get it back.
09:43Yes, that's what we're going to do.
09:45I'm innocent. Get me out of here.
09:50You stay here. I'll take care of you.
09:52I'm scared. Get me out of here.
09:55What do we do?
09:58Sir, now that you have a machine, don't forget me.
10:02I want to buy a new motorcycle.
10:05Are you crazy?
10:07I'll give you a lot of money.
10:10I'll give you a lot of money.
10:15Okay, sir.
10:17Don't worry. I won't forget you.
10:21Where have you been?
10:23You're a DSP on me.
10:25Yes, I'm a DSP on you.
10:27I told you not to threaten me.
10:31I'll hit you now. Get ready.
10:34I told you not to threaten me.
10:37I'm tired of you.
10:39What happened?
10:40I'm tired of you.
10:42We're going to be rich.
10:44What are you saying?
10:45Yes.
10:47Yes, but you're right.
10:49I'm not talking to you.
10:53I'm not talking to you.
10:57I'm not talking to you.
11:00I'm not talking to you.
11:03I'm a DSP on you.
11:05What's the use of being a DSP on me?
11:07People say that the mind of a DSP is in himself.
11:11You don't even have a mind in yourself.
11:13The one who has a DSP on him is the richest.
11:19He has a lot of money.
11:21He has a lot of money.
11:23He has a lot of money.
11:25I'll buy two suits for 5,000 rupees.
11:29You buy two suits.
11:32I'm going to make a cloth mall.
11:34Wait a minute.
11:41I'm coming to meet you.
11:43Why are you sitting here?
11:45I can't sit at home.
11:47You sit here.
11:49What do you mean?
11:51I mean, I have a deal with you.
11:54If you get a share, give it to me.
11:58If you don't want to give it, don't give it.
12:00Give me permission.
12:02I want to go out of town.
12:04I want to buy a house in the city.
12:06I want to do business.
12:08You're not drunk.
12:10How can you say that?
12:12I'm talking about my rights.
12:14If you can give me my right, give it to me in half your life.
12:18If you don't want to give it, I'll take you.
12:20I'll save you.
12:22I want to spend half my life.
12:24I don't want to go out of town.
12:26I don't want to go to the toilet for you all my life.
12:28I don't want to go anywhere in this world.
12:30How can I talk to my father?
12:32He's a man.
12:34He's a man.
12:36Don't talk to me like that.
12:38I'm talking about my rights.
12:40I don't want to spend my life with you.
12:42I want to make my actions my property.
12:44I want to make my actions my property.
12:46I want to make my actions my property.
12:48I can't do anything.
12:50You don't have a job.
12:52I'm thinking about my children's future.
12:54I don't want to go to a big city.
12:56I can't afford to send my son to an English school to become a doctor, an engineer, or a judge.
13:04He couldn't even teach me one child.
13:07Don't argue with him. He didn't teach me.
13:09If he had been taught in a school, he would have been destroyed.
13:13Yes, yes, yes.
13:15I don't want to go to any good school.
13:18I want to go to a government school.
13:20I don't want to go to a government school.
13:22I want to go to a government school.
13:24I don't want to study in these schools.
13:26My standards are not up to the standards of these schools.
13:29That's why I didn't study.
13:31I think you made the mistake of going to a government school.
13:34It's not my fault.
13:36It's your fault that you let me go to a government school.
13:39I regret it.
13:40I regret it all my life.
13:42I didn't go to a good school.
13:44If I had gone to a good school, I would have died.
13:48Hey, you hit me.
13:50Hit me.
13:52Don't talk nonsense.
13:54Why are you shouting?
13:56If you don't understand what I'm saying,
13:59don't touch me.
14:01I'll show you.
14:03Sabra, he's saying something.
14:05Uncle Falak Sher, let's go.
14:07Come with us.
14:09Where do I go with you?
14:11Come with us to our house.
14:13We found the thief.
14:15The ghost took his life and hid him inside.
14:18Now we'll teach you a lesson, Uncle Falak Sher.
14:22How many thieves are left?
14:24We don't know.
14:26We were the only ones left.
14:28The rest are dead.
14:30Why are you talking nonsense?
14:32Why are you talking nonsense?
14:34You're talking nonsense.
14:36I'm talking nonsense.
14:38You're talking nonsense.
14:40Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:44Let's go.
14:49We'll teach you a lesson.
14:51We'll teach you a lesson.
14:56Go inside.
14:57Or else, I'll beat you.
14:59I'm going to beat you up.
15:01I'm going to beat you up.
15:03You're not picking up.
15:04I'm going to beat you up.
15:08What do you think of yourself?
15:11You got food.
15:13You're still eating.
15:15I think he is hungry
15:19Oh no, he is hungry
15:21You don't know how to eat
15:25I will kick you
15:27Then eat fast
15:29I will eat fast
15:31I will kick you
15:33I have a fly on my hand
15:35You don't know how to eat
15:37I will kick you
15:39Don't talk, eat
15:41Don't talk, eat
15:45You are in trouble
15:47You are in trouble
15:49He is stuck with this
15:51I will bring Kashi electrician
15:53I will get her a new one
15:55You didn't think for 2-3 days
15:57I will bring an electrician
15:59You are thinking about an electrician
16:01You try to stop him
16:03I will bring Kashi
16:05I will bring Kashi
16:07I will bring her
16:09I will get her a new one
16:11I will get her a new one
16:13Nobody comes home
16:15Nobody comes home
16:17Nobody comes home
16:19I will get her a new one
16:21You think this?
16:23I will bring her an electrician
16:25I will get her
16:27I will get her
16:29I will break your leg
16:31Save me, I have a headache
16:33My night has started
16:35If your brain is not working
16:37Go learn from Kashi
16:39You have to give me some money
16:41Get out of my house, come inside my mobile charger
16:43I'll call him if he comes
16:45This is the kind of person you are
16:47Now you want me to call him
16:49He lives in the last lane, go to his house
16:51Are you mad?
16:53You want me to call him, there is only one place where I can call him
16:55Sometimes he sits with his friends
16:57Sometimes he sits with his friends
16:59Sometimes he sits with his friends
17:01Shut up and listen to me
17:03What does he have to do with this?
17:07Vishwoki
17:09Did you see my friend Jagge?
17:11I saw him with my own eyes
17:13I saw him with my own eyes
17:15He was sleeping inside
17:17I didn't find him in the morning
17:19I didn't find him
17:21Call him
17:23You are the only one who can find him
17:25He is charging his phone
17:27I was sleeping inside
17:29He was sleeping outside
17:31When I came out, he was not there
17:33Then I went to get my daughter's medicine
17:35Enough
17:37I don't know
17:39I don't know
17:41I don't know
17:43I don't know
17:45I don't know
17:47I don't know
17:49I don't know
17:51I don't know
17:53I don't know
17:55I don't know
17:57I don't know
17:59I don't know
18:01I don't know
18:03I don't know
18:05You are wrong
18:07He is still going to Manjeet
18:09He is going to Manjeet
18:11He is going to Manjeet
18:13He is going to Manjeet
18:15He is going to Manjeet
18:17What do you want from me?
18:19What do you want from me?
18:21I am going to the streets to find him
18:23Why do you want to go to the streets?
18:25I have a lot of work to do
18:27Go and sit with Shukri
18:29I am not going with you
18:31I am not going with you
18:35Where will this Shukri go?
18:43Shukrit NOBODY knows
18:45Shukrit NOBODY knows
18:49That bastard stole the gold
18:51How come you know?
18:53Shelly
18:55Shelly
18:57Shelly
18:59Shelly
19:01l
19:03I'll kill you if you don't come now!
19:05Get lost!
19:06Now get lost and mind your own business!
19:10Listen, Mr. Chim,
19:11Mudaiyya says that we were supposed to be dead by now,
19:14but first we left our stuff and now we have rice again.
19:17According to this, we owe you 100 NIA.
19:19What 100 NIA?
19:21We lost half of our stuff and now we have rice again.
19:24Mr. Chauri, please return our stuff to us.
19:29Yes, Mr. Mukko. What do you want?
19:31I don't want you to make chutney.
19:33She's not in the mood.
19:34Tell me what you want.
19:36Mr. Chim, I'm not in the mood.
19:38You're the one who's in the mood.
19:40You're the one who made me do it.
19:42Jagya, what are you doing here?
19:45I know what you're doing.
19:46I'm used to sleeping on the floor.
19:48I was sleeping on the floor and you came inside.
19:51You scoundrel, you made me do it.
19:53My brother is used to sleeping on the floor.
19:56Why didn't you sleep on the floor?
19:58Did you come inside?
20:00Yes, I did.
20:02My lord, Abba.
20:03Shut up, you big lawyer.
20:05Why didn't you sleep on the floor?
20:08How would I know if I came on the floor or on the floor?
20:12I was sleeping.
20:14If you want to sleep on the floor, you should sleep on the floor.
20:17You can't sleep on the floor.
20:19Abba, I have a car.
20:21If you want to sleep on the floor, you should sleep on the floor.
20:25Mr. Chaudhary, decide now.
20:27Either give me Rs. 2.5 lakhs or burn the papers.
20:30No, don't burn the papers.
20:31Uncle, whatever happened, you have to give me Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
20:35What will I see now?
20:37You'll get the result of sleeping on the floor.
20:40Next Saturday, they'll burn the papers.
20:43And those who'll go to the police station, they'll beat you up.
20:46So, it's better for you to give me Rs. 2.5 lakhs and save your life.
20:50Mr. Chaudhary, I'm ready to give you Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
20:52It's okay.
20:53Are you happy?
20:54Yes, I'm happy.
20:55My loss has been paid off.
20:57Uncle, I'll give you Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
20:59You'll never sleep on the floor.
21:01I'll sleep on the floor now.
21:03Let me go now.
21:05I'll give you Rs. 2.5 lakhs by evening.
21:08I've already given you Rs. 2.5 lakhs.
21:10Now, I'll give you Rs. 2.5 lakhs in the evening.
21:12Okay, Mr. Chaudhary.
21:14But if you don't give me Rs. 2.5 lakhs by evening, I'll take it from you.
21:18I won't give you.
21:19Mr. Bhutana, Rs. 2.5 lakhs is too much.
21:22Mr. Bhutana, Rs. 2.5 lakhs belongs to Mr. Girdhar Singh.
21:24He took it from me.
21:26Billo, go and ask Mr. Girdhar Singh.
21:35Mr. Bhutana, Ramji is right.
21:37Mr. Girdhar Singh didn't take anything from me.
21:39Lakhan, he's right.
21:41Ramji, I want to tell you something.
21:44Tell me.
21:45Come here.
21:47What is it?
21:48I'll tell you later.
21:50How do you know that Mr. Girdhar Singh stole it?
21:53I heard it 25 years ago.
21:55I know where the thief came from.
21:58Okay.
21:59Now, you'll know.
22:01Mr. Bhutana.
22:03Mr. Bhutana.
22:04Yes.
22:05My brother-in-law stole it from me.
22:07Where did you steal it from?
22:11Thank God, it's safe.
22:13That means, you stole it from us.
22:15And you stole it from him.
22:17Thank God, I'm safe.
22:19Shera, bring the letter.
22:21I want to go home.
22:23I want to talk to Mr. Girdhar Singh.
22:25Come, Shera.
22:27Come.