_Aata Chakki Ramzi Bilo_ Koki_ Jatti_ _ Mai Sabiran_Bhotna_Sanam New Funny Video By Rachnavi Tv(720P_HD)
_Aata Chakki Ramzi Bilo_ Koki_ Jatti_ _ Mai Sabiran_Bhotna_Sanam New Funny Video By Rachnavi Tv(720P_HD)
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00:00I'm a Thalku, what are you doing here?
00:08This is Shakarganj Paheer, I'm making it
00:10This is not Paheer, this is Bhaiyaan, get up!
00:13I brought Kilo of Kabir Shakarganj Paheer
00:16I ate it once, now I'm going to eat it again
00:18You must go and eat it
00:21Bhaiyaan, don't touch my beard, it's going to fall off
00:25I'm going to make two pieces and eat it
00:27I'm going to make two pieces and eat it
00:29I'm going to make two pieces and eat it
00:32What are you doing?
00:34You don't eat it
00:36I've eaten it three times, now I'm going to eat it
00:39You must go and eat it
00:41You shut up!
00:44Where are you going Bhaiyaan?
00:46I'm not going anywhere, my beard is not dirty
00:50Shakarganj Paheer is outside, I'm going to eat it
00:54I'm going to eat it
00:58Go and eat it
01:00Tell me how did you come here?
01:02How can I come here?
01:04This is the only place where I can eat
01:06You should have asked for it
01:08You should have asked for it
01:10You should have asked for it
01:12You should have asked for it
01:14You should have asked for it
01:16You should have asked for it
01:18You should have asked for it
01:20You should have asked for it
01:22You should have asked for it
01:24You should have asked for it
01:26You should have asked for it
01:28You should have asked for it
01:30You should have asked for it
01:32You should have asked for it
01:34You should have asked for it
01:36You should have asked for it
01:38You should have asked for it
01:40You should have asked for it
01:42You should have asked for it
01:44You should have asked for it
01:46You should have asked for it
01:48You should have asked for it
01:50You should have asked for it
01:52You should have asked for it
01:56What is it?
01:58You're wearing a veil and saying
02:00You should stop talking nonsense
02:02I'm not stupid
02:04See I'm your mother in law
02:06If you come and visit my house
02:08I'll give you seven besmilla
02:10I'll eat you
02:12I don't need flour
02:14I don't need flour
02:16I don't need flour
02:18I don't need your mother-in-law to ask for her hand in marriage.
02:23Ramzi, shut up! I didn't say that. I was talking about myself.
02:28Why do you ask my mother-in-law for her hand in marriage?
02:31You know that my mother-in-law is from a big family in Iran.
02:34They have their own customs and traditions.
02:36Why do you ask me for my hand in marriage?
02:37I was born for you.
02:39I was raised by your mother-in-law.
02:42She never let me go out of her house.
02:44People don't let you go out of their house.
02:47How can I let you go out of their house?
02:49You can't keep your mouth shut.
02:51Don't you dare open your mouth and speak a word.
02:54I want this and that.
02:56I don't have time for this.
02:58This is a matter of science.
02:59If I say something wrong, you'll have to pay for it.
03:03You shouldn't let her go out of your house.
03:05Why?
03:06Don't stand in front of her.
03:08Let's go out.
03:10I'm not a ghost. I'm a man of my word.
03:12You know that she has a habit of opening her mouth.
03:15Get out of my house.
03:17I won't go out of your house.
03:19Get out of my house.
03:20Do you want to see her face or my face?
03:22I'll show you the truth.
03:23If you don't have a face, I'll show you the truth.
03:25I'll show you the truth.
03:27Come to my house in the morning.
03:29I'll tie you up.
03:31You don't have to tie me up.
03:33I'll take you to her house.
03:34You won't spit in my house.
03:36I won't spit in your house.
03:46What are you doing here?
03:48I'm going to meet Bhanu.
03:50You won't go anywhere without me.
03:52What happened to Bhanu?
03:53Shakarganj is sick of me.
03:56I'll take you to Shakarganj.
03:59I don't want to go to Shakarganj.
04:01Shakarganj is a good place.
04:02Shakarganj is not a good place.
04:04Give me a thousand rupees.
04:06I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:08Shakarganj is not a good place.
04:11Give me a thousand rupees.
04:13I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:15I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:18I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:19I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:22I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:24I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:25I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:29I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:30I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:36I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:39I'll take you to Shakarganj.
04:42I don't want to steal.
04:44I know that Yashod will take you away.
04:49She looks like a thief.
04:52I didn't steal anything.
04:54Whether she looks like a thief or not.
04:57Sukriya, you are the number one in this house.
05:00Mother, don't call me number one.
05:02My father used to give flour to five people.
05:06When I give flour to your father,
05:10I learn from him.
05:11I didn't do anything.
05:12I am very bad.
05:14Yes, you are very bad.
05:16If your father gave you five men,
05:19he would have killed you.
05:22He would have killed you.
05:25Sukriya, you are very bad.
05:27You don't even eat properly.
05:29I used to count the burqas.
05:31You take the flour.
05:32Otherwise, I'll beat you.
05:34Take it.
05:35I won't come with you.
05:38I am done with your work.
05:40I won't come back.
05:43I will beat you.
05:46I will beat you.
05:48I will beat you.
05:50I will beat you.
05:54I will beat you.
05:58I will beat you.
06:04Get out.
06:06Get out.
06:08He is asking me to get out.
06:09Go and bring my shoes to Maduro.
06:12I am not going to bring my shoes.
06:13I will go and get my shoes.
06:14Go and get my shoes.
06:17Go and get my shoes.
06:18No.
06:19Go and get my shoes.
06:20I will beat him.
06:22I am sorry, I will get them.
06:24You should run to Maduro and get my shoes.
06:28I don't have the courage.
06:29I will get my shoes.
06:30You are very scared.
06:33I've been sleeping for two hours. I'm hungry.
06:38Now you're hungry. Now you're hungry.
06:40Get up. Now you're hungry.
06:41Where are you going to cook the roti?
06:43Sir, I'm good at arranging the roti.
06:46Just give me a little more time.
06:48Please come to my house.
06:50I pray to you every day.
06:53Now I'm going to cook a good roti for you.
06:55Now I'm going to cook a good roti for you.
06:58I'm your father.
07:00If you don't come to my house in two hours,
07:03I'll cook a good roti for you.
07:05You're hungry, too.
07:07You can't wait for two minutes.
07:09Maybe you'll have to cook the roti.
07:12We were like wild animals.
07:14Believe me, we were like wild animals.
07:16One day, when we came to your house,
07:19we starved to death.
07:21I won't let you starve to death.
07:24I'll eat you up.
07:27Why did you leave your house so late?
07:29Don't you know that you're going to starve to death?
07:32I don't want to starve to death.
07:34I'm not a cow.
07:35You know how to make flour.
07:37I went to the mill to buy flour.
07:40Guram used to buy flour from the mill.
07:42So I bought flour, too.
07:44Why did you leave your house so late?
07:46I went to your house.
07:48Where did you go?
07:49Why are you scared?
07:50I'll cook the roti in ten minutes.
07:52Don't fight.
07:53I'll cook the roti for you.
07:55I'm not going to cook the roti.
07:57I'll cook the flour.
07:59Don't talk about flour.
08:01My mother said something to me.
08:03I said something to her, too.
08:05I'm not talking about flour.
08:07You're drunk.
08:09I'm not drunk.
08:11I'm not drunk.
08:13I'll cook the roti for you.
08:15You're making fun of us.
08:17We're not like you.
08:19We're not like you.
08:21I know your value.
08:23You don't know me.
08:25I'll break your bones.
08:27What will you do?
08:29Where did you go?
08:31I went to the mall.
08:33People of this town
08:35play with you.
08:37Now you're making fun of me.
08:39You can't go home.
08:41You can go to Shirdi's store
08:43and buy a bottle of coke.
08:45Here's the money.
08:47You can give me this money with love.
08:49Is it necessary to get me drunk?
08:51Give me two bottles, I want 60 more.
08:53Go and get the bottles quickly.
08:54Why are you beating him like a dog?
08:56Don't beat him.
08:57He's like a dog to me.
08:59I'll beat him up.
09:00Bhutana.
09:01Yes?
09:01We have to cook all the meat.
09:03How are we going to cook the rice?
09:04No, no.
09:05Leave the biryani for now.
09:06I've stopped them.
09:07I'm going to cook the meat.
09:09And then I've brought the semolina.
09:11It should be cooked.
09:12And it should be sweet too.
09:13Shut up.
09:14I'm going to make a long shawarma and fry it dry.
09:17No, I don't want to make a long shawarma.
09:19I don't need it.
09:20If you want, I can make it dry.
09:22If you want, I can fry it dry.
09:24I'll make it dry.
09:26I don't want to make it dry.
09:28I don't want to make it dry.
09:30It's been two hours.
09:32I'm very hungry.
09:34I'm going to make it dry.
09:36I'm going to make it dry.
09:38I'm going to make it dry.
09:40I'm going to make it dry.
09:42I'm going to make it dry.
09:44I'm going to make it dry.
09:46I'm going to make it dry.
09:48Let's go.
09:50Our law is not fair.
09:52Our law is not fair.
09:54If we don't come to the city,
09:56if we don't come to the city,
09:58we will die.
10:02Have you asked for the bill?
10:04No, I haven't.
10:06Fill the entire bill.
10:08Let's go.
10:10Okay, I'm going to the city,
10:12and I'll bring the money.
10:14In the meantime,
10:16We'll be safe even if we cut the meter.
10:18We'll have to do something.
10:20I'm not going to do anything.
10:22Give it back to them.
10:23You're a very dirty man from Bihar.
10:25I'm not that dirty from Bihar
10:27that I won't give money to anyone.
10:29Oh, I just remembered.
10:30We're going to get 20,000 rupees from Sabra.
10:32I'm not going to go with you.
10:34Then it's all over.
10:36What's the need for us to ask for money?
10:38Let's go. We'll bring our own money.
10:40It's all about giving and taking.
10:42Why won't you give? You'll give.
10:43Let's go.
10:46Let's go.
10:53Hey, Bhootnaya.
10:54Hey, Billu.
10:55Give me my shoes.
11:02Yes, uncle.
11:03Did you bring Sabra's shoes or Kamli's?
11:05Yes.
11:06I didn't bring her shoes.
11:07Give me my shoes.
11:08Uncle, she has one leg.
11:10I'm going to hit her in the head.
11:11You take it and run away.
11:13I know aunt Sabra.
11:15She's a good, smart woman.
11:17I've heard a lot about her.
11:18She hit me in the head.
11:19What can I do?
11:20I'm going home.
11:21My son is like that.
11:23He doesn't know how to talk straight.
11:24Let's go home.
11:25Go to Andhra Pradesh and get uncle Phalak.
11:27I'll get him.
11:28Uncle, come.
11:29I'll get you a drink.
11:30Drink it and run away.
11:31No, no, son.
11:33How long are you going to stay?
11:35Just a little longer.
11:36You're such an idiot.
11:38I'll beat you up.
11:41Here, uncle.
11:43No, uncle.
11:44You're welcome.
11:45Come on.
11:46Hurry up.
11:47He's asking you.
11:55What are you thinking, sister?
11:57I've given you money.
11:59You're going to get it.
12:00You're not going to get a loan.
12:01Mom, uncle is talking to you.
12:04What are you doing?
12:05Give me the money.
12:07Give me the money.
12:08I don't have any money.
12:09Get up.
12:10Give more money to your sister.
12:13Get out of here.
12:15My sister, I'm begging you.
12:17My meter broke down.
12:18I have to pay the electricity bill.
12:19Give me the money.
12:20Please.
12:21Did you ask me for the meter?
12:23No, I didn't ask you.
12:25I'm the owner of the house.
12:26It's not necessary that I'll ask you.
12:28If you can't ask me,
12:29then don't come here.
12:30I don't have that much wealth.
12:32Ask me.
12:33I'll get you the meter.
12:34When the sister doesn't go to her in-laws,
12:36they don't ask her.
12:37You have to do the housework.
12:38You have to ask me.
12:40You're like my mother.
12:41If I ask you,
12:42you have to do the housework.
12:43I'm the owner of the house.
12:44If you're the owner of the house,
12:46then I'm also the owner of the house.
12:48Give me the money.
12:49Sister, give me the money politely.
12:52Otherwise,
12:53I'll tell Falak Sher
12:54that you're the owner of the house.
12:57Do you have the stature
12:58to be the owner of my house?
12:59Ask me,
13:00where are you?
13:02I don't see you anywhere.
13:04Sister,
13:05where is my brother?
13:06I'm in the garden.
13:07He's in the garden.
13:08My shoe is torn.
13:10And now,
13:11Falak is with me.
13:12Now, she's with you.
13:18Thank God,
13:19my brother is alive.
13:21He's alive,
13:22but he's dead.
13:24What are you talking about?
13:25I'm the only one left.
13:27Your sister is here.
13:29She'll scold you.
13:30What's the matter?
13:31Why should I scold her?
13:32Brother,
13:33you didn't even wash your sister's hair.
13:35You're so dirty.
13:37I can't wash my sister's hair
13:38with my shoes on.
13:39I'll do it now.
13:43Tell me,
13:44how did my sister come?
13:45How did she come, brother?
13:46Your brother-in-law
13:47gave your wife money.
13:48Now,
13:49she'll make her own house
13:50and fight with us.
13:51You're right.
13:52What's that?
13:53Why did you give her money?
13:54If a person gives some money,
13:55the next person
13:56will get married in the UK.
13:58Yes,
13:59she cheated you.
14:00She cheated me.
14:01Now, suffer.
14:02I'm suffering.
14:03Falak,
14:04my marriage is so bad
14:05that if I give money to people,
14:06I won't give it.
14:07Your marriage is good,
14:08but not for long.
14:09I haven't seen anyone
14:10taking money from anyone.
14:12Don't talk rubbish.
14:13If you get married,
14:14no one will come
14:15and I won't give you a loan.
14:16You're my brother-in-law.
14:17You're a good man.
14:19Why are you afraid
14:20that no one will come to you?
14:21I'm your brother.
14:22You have to give me a loan.
14:23Give me that.
14:24Otherwise,
14:25I'm your brother-in-law.
14:26Mom,
14:27I brought the razor.
14:29You're calling your sister
14:30your brother-in-law?
14:31Get up.
14:32Your sister
14:33won't come to anyone's house.
14:34Get up and go home.
14:35Wait a minute.
14:36My sister,
14:37we'll do a task.
14:38If the moon comes,
14:39I'll give it to you.
14:40If the ghost comes,
14:41I won't give it to you.
14:42I've never played
14:43with your hair.
14:44What do people think of me?
14:45I look like a snake.
14:46You play with the moon
14:47but not with my hair.
14:48I'm Falak.
14:49Where are you?
14:51You get up.
14:52I'll eat you
14:53and shave your beard.
14:55You shut up
14:56and come here.
14:58This guy
14:59must be under Ram
15:00and I can't see him.
15:02Mom,
15:03who's that?
15:04He's the one
15:05who's been
15:06in my hair
15:07since I was a kid.
15:09What did he do
15:10to your hair?
15:11He's the one
15:12who's been
15:13in my hair
15:14since I was a kid.
15:15He's the one
15:16who's been
15:17in my hair
15:18since I was a kid.
15:20Let's go.
15:25Hello.
15:26Hello.
15:27My friends,
15:29if you're going to die,
15:30die in the jungle.
15:32I'm a poor man.
15:33My mom
15:34sold me
15:35to a robber.
15:36She sold me
15:37to a barber.
15:38I can't afford
15:39a piece of hair.
15:41Why did you go to a barber
15:42but don't know
15:43how to shave
15:44your beard?
15:46You should be
15:47at a barber shop
15:48instead of playing
15:49with my hair.
15:50You should be
15:51at a barber shop
15:52instead of
15:53playing with my hair.
15:54You should be
15:55at a barber shop
15:56instead of
15:57playing with my hair.
15:58You can't
15:59be a barber
16:00if you're
16:01not a barber.
16:02He's just a kid. He's not hungry.
16:06If he eats, he'll get a stomach upset.
16:09Yes, yes.
16:11Mom, it's true.
16:13When I took the grains from the mill,
16:15they told me that the mill owner had thrown them away.
16:17I said, throw them away.
16:19A reporter came to the mill.
16:21The mill owner threw them away.
16:23I put them back in the mill.
16:25I said, my mom sold the medicine of strength.
16:28The medicine of strength is not for the poor.
16:30It's for the weak.
16:32Don't hit him. He's a kid.
16:36Take him to his aunt.
16:38Arrange the money on time.
16:40We don't have any money.
16:42If your aunt dies, I'll take care of him.
16:45Those who are born with the right to eat,
16:47they get what they deserve.
16:49You're right.
16:50If he doesn't suffer,
16:51what difference does it make?
16:54I'm going to be punished.
16:57My sister is responsible for this.
16:59Your father will be punished.
17:01This is what's going to happen.
17:06Driver, get the grains from the mill.
17:08I've reached the mill.
17:14Sir, only two of you are going?
17:16Not just two.
17:17The whole mill is coming after me.
17:19Okay.
17:24I'm going home now.
17:26Who hit you?
17:28Sir, the kid who was playing with you.
17:30The black snake hit him.
17:33If he hits you,
17:34what will happen to your family?
17:36He's my beloved son.
17:38He's our only son.
17:40We don't leave without him.
17:42Whenever we go, we go together.
17:45Whatever he does, he does it together.
17:47Yes, we go together.
17:49We don't leave without him.
17:52Yes, we don't leave without him.
17:54We go together.
17:56Arrest him.
17:59Sir, why should I be arrested?
18:01He hit me.
18:03That's why you'll be punished
18:05for hitting him.
18:07Why?
18:08Because you're his friend.
18:11Really?
18:12Yes.