_ramzisyana Sughri_ Koki_ Jatti_ _ Mai Sabiran_Bhotna_Sanam New Funny Video By Rachnavi Tv(720P_HD)
_ramzisyana Sughri_ Koki_ Jatti_ _ Mai Sabiran_Bhotna_Sanam New Funny Video By Rachnavi Tv(720P_HD)
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00:00Uncle Kuki!
00:02Yes Uncle, how are you?
00:04Do you have any work at home?
00:06No son, I don't have any work at home.
00:08I went out for some time.
00:10Okay, you do the work. I need a big pot.
00:12Uncle, your uncle knows the pot.
00:14He will get it for you.
00:16What's the matter, Aunty Jatti?
00:18I am worried. Is everything okay?
00:20Son, what's going to be okay?
00:22Our goat has gone to the village.
00:24Oh, Aunty, you are very worried.
00:26Is the goat okay?
00:28Yes, it's okay.
00:30God bless you.
00:32Uncle Kuki is here.
00:38Sir,
00:40I have to go to the village.
00:42I have to go to the village.
00:44I have to go to the village.
00:46I don't have any work at home.
00:48Our goat has gone to the village.
00:50Shut up, I am worried.
00:52Our goat has gone to the village.
00:54Our goat has gone to the village.
00:58Did you find the goat?
01:00No, I searched the whole village.
01:02I didn't find it.
01:04How did you come here?
01:06I came here to get the pot.
01:08It's 15 kg.
01:10It has been cooked for a long time.
01:12Uncle, I have lost my appetite.
01:14I am okay.
01:16I don't have any work at home.
01:18I don't need the pot.
01:50I am not going to do a speech, I am going to make kheer and then I will go to Chittor.
02:02No problem, I have sent half of my men there to stop them from making kheer.
02:07It's not for me, I am not going to eat there.
02:10That's why I am taking you with me.
02:12Otherwise, I will never be able to eat there.
02:14Ok, then go.
02:16Amma!
02:20Amma, there is no one in your house.
02:22Amma, you have gone on a long journey.
02:24Whatever it is, tell me, I want to hear it.
02:27Honey, my mother has forgotten you.
02:32Whenever she wants to talk to me, she does it with respect.
02:35You talk to me with respect.
02:37You are my teacher.
02:39I don't want to talk to you politely.
02:41Amma, you are right.
02:49When you are angry at me, I don't know what to do.
02:55I don't know what to do.
02:57You don't talk to me politely.
03:00Tell me, what do you want?
03:02Take me inside.
03:04I don't know what to do.
03:08Amma, we have gone.
03:09The night is over.
03:10We have cooked rice.
03:11I am hungry.
03:12I want to eat rice.
03:13There is grease in our house.
03:15I want to eat rice.
03:16I want to eat rice.
03:17I want to eat rice.
03:18I want to eat rice.
03:19I want to eat rice.
03:20I want to eat rice.
03:21I want to eat rice.
03:22I want to eat rice.
03:23I want to eat rice.
03:24I want to eat rice.
03:25I want to eat rice.
03:26I want to eat rice.
03:27I want to eat rice.
03:28I want to eat rice.
03:29I want to eat rice.
03:30I want to eat rice.
03:31I want to eat rice.
03:32I want to eat rice.
03:33I want to eat rice.
03:34I want to eat rice.
03:35I want to eat rice.
03:36I want to eat rice.
03:38I want to eat rice.
03:39I want to eat rice.
03:40Right?
03:41He was looking at your face.
03:42He was looking at my face?
03:43Yes.
03:44Some shady issue has happened?
03:46Yes, my brother is southern.
03:47He will come in this tent.
03:49But no one will see me.
03:51The shadow of my brother will sit
03:53and will discuss this thing.
03:54Come after 2 mins
03:56Ok ok
03:57I am Durga.
03:58I came here to its owner's house.
03:59The shadow of my brother.
04:01That sister of yours.
04:02What can you see her problems now?
04:04Forget about all this now.
04:08Yes, tell me, what do you want?
04:09Ghost brother, I think you are more dearer to me than my real brother.
04:15Oh, I thought you were someone else.
04:17Anyway, you brought me back to my roots and now you are my sister.
04:21Ghost brother, your sister-in-law beat me up last night.
04:24She beat me up the next day as well.
04:26Now she wants to kill me.
04:28She wants to stab me in the back with butter.
04:30She knows that if I don't stab her in the back with butter,
04:33she will beat me up again.
04:35Ghost brother, your sister-in-law is very mischievous.
04:37Today, I will teach her a lesson.
04:39Now I understand. You don't have to worry.
04:41Now I will remember her for the rest of my life.
04:44I am ashamed that you are my brother.
04:46May God give you a brother like me.
04:48Now I can live for two or three years.
04:50Oh, why is that?
04:52My mother beat you up so much that you have two or three years left.
04:57If I have a brother like you, I can live a hundred years.
05:01Now I don't have to worry.
05:03Ghost brother, now my brother will teach Salman a lesson.
05:06He is very mischievous.
05:07If he is mischievous, I will forgive him.
05:10Now I will make sure that he doesn't say anything against you.
05:13Now my brother will teach Salman a lesson.
05:16Ghost brother, don't worry.
05:18Don't cry.
05:20Today, I will teach you a lesson.
05:22Won't I hit you?
05:23Disturbance
05:24Ghost brother's daughter
05:26Beware of the Ghost
05:32Ghost brother's daughter
05:33I am dead.
05:34Is your family like knives?
05:36Why should they kill me?
05:37What have I done to you?
05:39Were you injured?
05:40I was injured.
05:41Whose daughter is this?
05:43The John John have other injuries like you?
05:45I was the one who injured your sister.
05:47The one who keeps beating you.
05:49Poor me!
05:50I will make you cry.
05:51I am suffering because of her tantrums
05:54Her tantrums are fine, but you are suffering because of your evilness
05:57Why do you want her to beat me up?
05:59She is the daughter of some Ranjha
06:01I don't care if I am the daughter of Ranjha or not
06:04I didn't come from her father's house
06:06I came from her father's house
06:08I can find dry pieces of bread in your house
06:11I am the bread of butter
06:13If I can't find dry pieces of bread, I will eat it
06:16She is suffering
06:17She is not suffering
06:19I can find dry pieces of bread in your house
06:21I am the bread of butter
06:23I came from your father's house
06:25I can find dry pieces of bread in your house
06:27She is suffering
06:29Save your village
06:31I can't save my village
06:33My mother will save it
06:35She is suffering
06:40One minute late
06:42One minute late
06:44One minute late
06:46One minute late
06:49I have made you eat on this road
06:51No fish, no fish
06:53No fish, no fish
06:55Don't take the rice pudding from here
06:57Because there should be a shop here
06:59Rameez Khan should be the owner of this shop
07:01I told him to make a road for Rameez Khan
07:04He took a cart and went
07:06He was not waiting for us
07:08He didn't have any servants
07:10He didn't say anything
07:12Who are you talking to?
07:14I doubt that you are looking at him
07:16I doubt that you are looking at him
07:18I doubt that you are looking at him
07:20I doubt that you are looking at him
07:22You are coming here to hug him
07:23Do you mean that I am lying?
07:24Do you mean that I am lying?
07:25Yes
07:26He is your brother
07:28He will give me the money
07:30He will give me the money
07:40I am not a beggar
07:42You must be thinking
07:44I will wipe your tears, I will beg you, I will beg your feet to forgive you and make you happy.
07:51Yes, I was also thinking that you will beg me and make me happy, but I am not going to make you happy.
07:57You can't think of anything.
07:59There is no restriction on thinking.
08:06Get lost.
08:08Planting.
08:11Planting.
08:15Hit him.
08:19Hit his ears.
08:23Hit his ears.
08:25What is the matter now?
08:26Hit his ears.
08:27I will not let you go.
08:29I will not let you go.
08:31When did I get beaten up?
08:33I got beaten up for the first time.
08:36Why did you get beaten up for the first time?
08:38Now your eyes are open.
08:39You have beaten my sister.
08:41Brother, I have two wives and six children.
08:44You will not get my father's blessings.
08:46Well done, my son.
08:48Now tell me, what is the matter?
08:51There is no matter.
08:53Your name is Shuriyar Rai.
08:55If you give me tea this month, I will leave you.
08:58Get out.
08:59She is a cat.
09:00I will make you Shuriyar Rai.
09:02Brother, I watch his dramas.
09:04I cannot watch his drama.
09:06Let me go inside.
09:08I will let you go inside.
09:11My mother, this time no one will leave this house.
09:15If you want to get beaten up by your father,
09:19then go inside.
09:21And beat him up.
09:23Then I will be safe.
09:24Otherwise, no one will be safe.
09:25You keep quiet.
09:27If you want to do a good deed, then don't go inside.
09:30I told you to bring the cat outside.
09:34Go inside.
09:35Go inside.
09:36Brother, let me go inside.
09:38I will go and get the fodder.
09:39The crops are drying.
09:40The crops are drying.
09:42I will dry them.
09:43You go and get the fodder.
09:45Go inside.
09:46Go inside.
09:47Go inside, you monkey.
09:48You are a cat.
09:49You will not get it.
09:50Did you bring the milk?
09:52Uncle, I came late.
09:54The fish has taken all the milk.
09:56If you want to do a good deed,
09:58then don't go inside.
10:00I have left this house.
10:02I hope that I will be able to fulfill my responsibilities.
10:05I told you that I will leave you.
10:07But no one will let me go inside.
10:09If you want to do a good deed,
10:10then go inside.
10:11If you want to do a good deed,
10:12then go inside.
10:14Mother, look at him.
10:15He is beating up my son-in-law.
10:17He has gone mad.
10:19He is beating up my son-in-law.
10:21He is beating up my son-in-law.
10:22Don't beat him up.
10:23Make my son a cycle ground.
10:25He can ride two or three horses.
10:27Brother, I am not that kind of a person.
10:29I have to do the work of the fair.
10:31They beat me up.
10:32Brother, if you want to do a good deed,
10:34then go to the fair.
10:36I will take you there.
10:38Shut up.
10:39If you want to do a good deed,
10:41then I will do it.
10:42It's okay.
10:43I will do a good deed.
10:45How did you come here?
10:46This is our house.
10:47This is a private house.
10:48If you make a mistake,
10:49I will come to your meeting.
10:51Why are you standing here?
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12:54Let's party.
12:55Yes let's party.
12:56Big party.
12:57Oh.
12:58Who's going to be the winner?
12:59The winner is people who love to fake it.
13:00What is a fake person going to do?
13:01He is going to tell the truth.
13:02And that is going to be our religion.
13:03Oh.
13:04I am going to tell it.
13:05Oh.
13:06You and your lies.
13:07I will do it.
13:08I will stop this nonsense first.
13:09What is wrong if he is going to lie?
13:10I will tell him everything.
13:11He is going to blabber anything at all.
13:12I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm telling you, if you don't get your goat back, I'm not going to leave this place.
13:25Uncle, I don't have time to waste.
13:28My son, if you don't get your goat back, I'm not going to leave this place.
13:34We are the sons of dogs. If we don't get our goat back, we are going to lose our lives.
13:40We don't have fake moustaches. We have real moustaches. If we don't get our goat back, we are going to lose our lives.
13:46We are not going to die. We are going to live.
13:49Uncle, I heard that you bought a goat. I'm very sorry.
13:53I didn't buy a goat, I bought my sister.
13:55The whole country is looking for a cheat.
13:57You're done now. You go home.
13:59I ran away from home the day I came to your house.
14:02Don't go. I'm very sorry for the goat.
14:05Who came? Which house are you looking for?
14:07I'm looking for your sister.
14:09Mr. Cookie, I've been looking for you for two days.
14:13The whole country is looking for a cheat.
14:16The whole country is looking for a cheat.
14:20I don't have a cheat anymore.
14:23Tell me, who came to my sister's house?
14:26Titu came to my sister's house.
14:29This is my curse. Titu will get hurt.
14:32I don't care if he gets hurt.
14:35I'm going to get my sister.
14:37You go home.
14:39I don't know what's going on with you.
14:41I'm very sorry for the goat.
14:44The whole country is looking for a cheat.
14:47The whole country is looking for a cheat.
14:52Aunt, the bread is delicious.
14:54What do you want?
14:56I want to eat bread with my brother-in-law.
14:58Aunt, where did you get the goat?
15:01I brought it from the market.
15:03What have you done?
15:06What have you done to the goat?
15:09I got it for my brother-in-law.
15:11You go to the market.
15:13You're walking away.
15:15I asked him to buy a goat for me.
15:18I don't have money.
15:20I don't know anything.
15:22I don't know anything.
15:24I don't know anything.
15:26I don't know anything.
15:28What did you ask the doctor to give you?
15:30I can't even take care of half of the house
15:32If you could take care of half of the house, I could take care of half of it
15:35I am a goat
15:36No, you are a beggar
15:38If it was up to me, I would have bought a black goat for you
15:42Ramzi son, is there anything missing in the food?
15:45If there is anything missing, please forgive me, I didn't bother you because of my goat
15:50No, no aunty, the curry is very tasty
15:53The curry is very tasty
15:55If it wasn't for us, the curry would have been very tasty
15:57And in the evening, the curry would have been very tasty
16:00And the food would have been very tasty
16:02Son, where are you going in the evening?
16:05Aunty, you are talking about the evening
16:07I couldn't find your goat today
16:09I have to take care of the house
16:11Oh my lord, please find the goat soon
16:14Son, please don't tell anyone
16:16I have called him
16:17He would have brought 4-5 sheep
16:19He would have found the goat
16:21If someone would have told him, he would have told him
16:24If he wouldn't have told him, he would have told the mosque that the goat of Kukki Jatti has gone to the village
16:28I just remembered
16:30I have to find the goat before his father comes
16:42Uncle, I know where aunty stole the goat
16:46Where did she steal it?
16:47A thief stole it
16:49She didn't steal the food, she stole the goat
16:52Please understand
16:56Hey girl, where did you put the girl in the house?
16:59Your sister is cleaning the house, so I put her in the house
17:02Where is she?
17:03She is eating the roti inside
17:05Oh my son, I am very old
17:10I am 12 years old
17:12I am very hungry
17:14I can't eat anything without your goat
17:18If you can't eat anything, what will you eat?
17:21I will eat whatever you give me
17:23I can't eat anything without your goat
17:27I am telling you
17:29I don't eat anything without your goat
17:32I will eat the roti
17:34I don't eat anything without your goat
17:38I don't give you anything to eat
17:41My mother is so intelligent
17:43If she didn't have a mother, why would she abuse so much?
17:45She is the reason why people are so stupid
17:48Hey girl, cut her hair
17:50I don't want to listen to her
17:52Why should I cut her hair?
17:54She is like your goat
17:56You cut her hair
17:57She is my uncle
17:59I am her uncle
18:01She doesn't know the value of her uncle
18:03Old people like her don't know
18:05You don't know the value of your uncle
18:07You don't know the value of your uncle
18:09You don't know the value of your uncle
18:13What?
18:14You don't know the value of your uncle
18:15If you touch her, I will kill you
18:19I won't touch her
18:21I will kill you when I find your goat
18:23I won't even touch your mouth
18:25You will lose everything
18:27You will lose everything
18:32What do you mean?
18:33I don't mean anything
18:34If you don't mean anything, then say it
18:37I apologize to my husband
18:40Just pray that you find my goat
18:44I will kill you
18:46Otherwise, I will run away
18:48Thank you
18:50Aunty, your goat can be of use
18:52How?
18:53I have found a goat
18:55I will give you Rs. 20,000
18:57You can take it to the house of the thief
19:00Okay
19:01What do you think?
19:03Okay, take Rs. 20,000
19:05I want my goat in an hour
19:07Uncle, you are talking about an hour
19:09She is a dangerous thief
19:11She will burn your house in an hour
19:13I want my goat in an hour
19:16I will find it
19:17Don't worry
19:19Chittu, bring the stuff
19:21I have brought a bag
19:23Bring some ice
19:25I have brought a bag
19:27I have brought a bag
19:29I will come when I find my goat
19:32Okay, bye
19:34Where are you going?
19:37My uncle has stolen my goat
19:39I am going to meet my husband
19:42Where did he steal it?
19:44He stole it this morning
19:46He stole it from the school
19:48I don't know
19:50He stole it from the school
19:52I don't know
19:54Shut up
19:56Listen to me
19:58I am Ramji Shihana
20:00I am Ramji Shihana
20:02My uncle has stolen my goat
20:04I am Ramji Shihana
20:06I am Ramji Shihana
20:08I am Ramji Shihana
20:10I will give you a reward of one lakh rupees
20:12I will give you a reward of one lakh rupees
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20:38I have been with him for so many days
20:40He is suspicious about me
20:42He doesn't even talk to me
20:44I am fed up of him
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22:52I am fed up of him
22:54I am fed up of him
22:56I am fed up of him
22:58I am fed up of him