Final Exam
1981
1981
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:01Hey, hey, come here. What's the matter?
00:01:03Nothing
00:01:04Come on back over here
00:01:06No
00:01:08Why not?
00:01:09Just because
00:01:11I don't have to have a reason
00:01:13Maybe I want to sit and watch the ducks for a while
00:01:16Hey, ducks don't swim at night
00:01:18Their head lies short circuit in the water
00:01:20Come on
00:01:21Give me a kiss
00:01:26Not here
00:01:28I see
00:01:29All of a sudden the car is not good enough anymore
00:01:31Is that it?
00:01:32No, that...
00:01:33Look, I can't afford another motel room
00:01:34We've spent all my money
00:01:35On beer
00:01:37Well, you were happy enough to drink your share
00:01:46I just don't like it here
00:01:49I don't feel right
00:01:52Could we at least put the top up?
00:01:54Do I ever deny you anything?
00:01:58No
00:02:20Can't we go somewhere else?
00:02:22Somewhere more private?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:25Campus cops know not to bother any car
00:02:27With the school sticker on it
00:02:29I mean, they'd rather have us parking on campus
00:02:31Than on some deserted road
00:02:39I love you
00:02:44Do you love me?
00:02:50Do you love me?
00:02:53Hey, I'm out with you, aren't I?
00:02:55Yeah, but you've been out with lots of girls
00:02:57And you didn't love all of them
00:02:59Oh, that was different
00:03:01Yeah, but do you love me?
00:03:05Of course I do
00:03:23Shh
00:03:25What was that?
00:03:27I heard something
00:03:29Yeah, it was me breathing in your ear
00:03:31No, really, I heard something
00:03:33What?
00:03:34It was just the ducks
00:03:36Sometimes they like to come up and terrorize
00:03:38The people parking around here
00:03:41You're obnoxious
00:03:43There's not another girl on earth
00:03:45Who would put up with your garbage
00:03:47I don't know
00:03:49There's not another girl on earth
00:03:51Who would put up with your garbage
00:03:53Give me another kiss
00:03:55Did you feel that?
00:03:57The car moved, someone's out there
00:03:59Yeah, it's probably some of the guys on the team
00:04:01They're just jealous of their quarterback
00:04:03There's always some wise guy around here
00:04:07Just ignore them
00:04:09Let them find their own girl
00:04:13All right, cut it out
00:04:15Leave us alone
00:04:17Take me someplace else, please
00:04:19No, I'm not going to be scared off by a bunch of frustrated jocks
00:04:21I'll tell you what I will do
00:04:23I'll get out and beat some manners into them
00:04:25No, no, don't do that
00:04:27It won't solve anything
00:04:29Take me someplace else and I'll make it up to you
00:04:31I'll make you glad you did
00:04:37What's that?
00:04:41All right, that's it
00:04:43What the hell?
00:04:45We're out of here
00:05:15What the hell?
00:05:45What the hell?
00:06:11I mean, I really was going to read the last two chapters
00:06:13But...
00:06:15Long call from Old Dominion
00:06:17And he is so sexy
00:06:19I know what you mean
00:06:21Gary was going to help me study last night
00:06:23We got to talking
00:06:25And then we kind of got a little sidetracked
00:06:27And then the first thing you know, it's morning
00:06:29I didn't have anything to wear
00:06:31So I had to borrow this from Kathy
00:06:33I hate history anyway
00:06:35It's so boring
00:06:37Hi
00:06:39You ready for this?
00:06:41Absolutely
00:06:43I only know about half of it
00:06:45And that's the easy half
00:06:47I mean, what do I have to take chemistry for anyway?
00:06:49I'm going into advertising
00:06:51Yeah, I know
00:06:53Well, that is a problem with education
00:06:55They do keep trying to teach you all that stuff
00:06:57Yeah, like chemistry
00:06:59I hate chemistry
00:07:01I mean, chemistry hates me, it's that simple
00:07:03Come on, it's really not that bad
00:07:05It's easy for you to say
00:07:07But I have to make an 82 on this exam to pass the course
00:07:09And my parents stopped making the payments on my car
00:07:13I mean, this is serious
00:07:15An 82
00:07:17Or else I have to walk
00:07:19This is war
00:07:21Well, you can't just give up
00:07:23Oh, just stop before you tell me that quitters never win
00:07:25I mean, I do not want to hear that
00:07:27Because I'm a winner
00:07:29Not to worry
00:07:31Hey guys, wait up
00:07:33Did you hear what happened at March College?
00:07:35Hi, Radish
00:07:37What happened at March College?
00:07:39Another football recruiting scandal?
00:07:41No, better, a mass murderer
00:07:43Two kids were snuffed while parking at the lake
00:07:45Oh, how horrible
00:07:47Oh, you call that a mass murderer?
00:07:49Two lousy people?
00:07:51I call that a piker
00:07:53Well, it's a small school
00:07:55You have to enter that into the equation
00:07:57And it was particularly brutal
00:07:59A real spectacle, at least on a local scale
00:08:01Sure, it's nothing in a big city
00:08:03But in a rural area, you have to take what you can get
00:08:05You two are so morbid
00:08:07Oh, you're beyond that
00:08:09And, to top it all off
00:08:11The guy was their first string quarterback
00:08:13You know, I think that we...
00:08:15Now you're talking
00:08:17You know, we might be able to take him this year
00:08:19Yeah, remember me telling you about those students that got it up in Vermont?
00:08:21I don't want to
00:08:23This could be the same guy
00:08:25Oh, Dad
00:08:27Oh, come on, let's change the subject to something a little less drastic
00:08:29Well, like the test
00:08:31Well, personally, I'd like to talk about something cheery
00:08:33Like...
00:08:35Like homicidal maniacs
00:08:37Anything but chemistry
00:08:39You're kidding
00:08:41This is real crip stuff
00:08:43Chemistry for morons
00:08:45No offense
00:08:51Speaking of morons
00:08:53Don't be late, brain-o
00:09:03I'll be right there
00:09:23Please take a seat in every other row
00:09:25Leave an empty desk between you
00:09:29I don't want anyone sharing your answers with me
00:09:31I get enough long answers without a lot of unnecessary duplication.
00:09:35Oh, what do you care? You don't even grade them yourself anyway.
00:09:39It's a moral responsibility I have for you, my friend.
00:09:42After the examination, I'll explain the term morality to you.
00:09:45Never mind.
00:09:47Well, I'd love to go on talking like this.
00:09:52But I must warn you, your quiz isn't getting any shorter, and your examination period is.
00:09:57Then let us at it.
00:09:59I should remind you, you're on the modified honor system.
00:10:02I'll be leaving the room, and the grading assistants will be watching you.
00:10:06And they are both frustrated Nazis.
00:10:09And if they observe any cheating, they have been instructed to alert a highly skilled sniper that I've placed in McWilliams Tower.
00:10:17He was a gun bearer for the Eagle Scout down in Texas.
00:10:21You mean Charles Whitman, one of my favorites.
00:10:24And he's anxious to bag a few students on his own.
00:10:27Are there any questions?
00:10:28He was a real craftsman. An excellent shot.
00:10:31And he played it out to the bitter end.
00:10:34This guy was dropping people from blocks of wood.
00:10:37I hate to interrupt you on such a lovely note.
00:10:40But back to business.
00:10:41Hey! This ain't the test I've been studying.
00:10:46Well, if you're going to buy tests, you might as well buy them from somebody who's in the know.
00:10:49I'm perfectly willing to be bought if the price is right.
00:10:53Good luck.
00:10:55Oh, and don't worry. I took the test, and I only missed three.
00:11:00Have a nice holiday.
00:11:02And I'll be seeing many of you back here next semester in remedial chemistry.
00:11:10All right, everybody settle down and get to work.
00:11:13I think you've got enough problems there in front of you without having to worry about running out of time.
00:11:17When you finish, give your paper to one of us, and then you may leave quiet.
00:11:24Hey, Lisa.
00:11:25Hi.
00:11:26Ready to end the semester?
00:11:27Yeah, I'm just about OD'd on the small town life.
00:11:30I'm really ready to part with the bright lights for a while.
00:11:33Yeah, I remember when I wanted that, too.
00:11:35You know, booze, boogie, and then future cuts.
00:11:37That's fun.
00:11:38I'm not so sure you're too much beyond that now.
00:11:40Well, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time.
00:11:44These kids think they hate taking chemistry.
00:11:46At least it's new to them.
00:11:48For me, it's the same old thing, year in, year out.
00:11:51And then if I do get them to understand, then they graduate and I have to start all over again.
00:11:56Then why don't you leave?
00:11:58Because I love the sweet young girls that throw themselves at me.
00:12:03Why pull down the shades?
00:12:05There's nobody left on campus that we're fooling.
00:12:08You don't think I can kiss and tell, do you?
00:12:10No.
00:12:14But I do.
00:12:17I don't care who knows around here.
00:12:19But if that red-headed wife of mine ever finds out, I'm dead.
00:12:24So, how about a little nightcap tonight?
00:12:29Oh, I don't know.
00:12:31It's your last chance for some nice, firm flesh for a while.
00:12:37I leave in the morning for the big city.
00:12:39And you're going to be left with nothing but that sagging old wife of yours.
00:12:45She must be almost 30 by now.
00:12:48Wait a minute. You're talking about the woman that I...
00:12:52Well, mother of my guppies.
00:12:54And you love it.
00:12:56So, it's tonight.
00:12:59Or who knows when, hot shot.
00:13:02How about here? And now?
00:13:05Sorry. This is final examination week.
00:13:08Pop quizzes just won't do.
00:13:12Tonight, meet me in my rehearsal room.
00:13:15And we'll go upstairs to the art studio.
00:13:19Art in the dark can be very tactile.
00:13:22Yeah, I like it.
00:13:24A study in form and texture.
00:13:45I can't help it. I'm brilliant.
00:14:06And I can't help it because I'm offensive.
00:14:16I've got better things to do.
00:14:22I'd like an A, please.
00:14:45I'd like an A, please.
00:15:03You weren't ready well, man.
00:15:06One of these days you are going to get yours.
00:15:09You see, I'll be ready.
00:15:11That's why I'm the teacher and you're just a student.
00:15:13Hi, coach.
00:15:14When are you going to do your equipment inventory?
00:15:16You know, we've got a lot of our good stuff checked out
00:15:18and that can come back in you.
00:15:20Well, I was planning...
00:15:21Well, you see, we don't get much in the way of athletes around here.
00:15:25And I've got to take a little pride in something.
00:15:27You don't think some of the guys are sneaking off
00:15:29to try and get in shape, do you?
00:15:31Nah.
00:15:33They're not stealing the weights
00:15:35and running the tracks at night like they could be.
00:15:37But now, if everybody did that,
00:15:39see, I wouldn't have no job.
00:15:41Wouldn't be anybody around here for me to holler at.
00:15:43Oh, look, coach, I got to go. I'll talk to you later.
00:15:46I'll get on that inventory, coach, right away.
00:15:49I got one more exam, but it's under control.
00:15:52See you later.
00:16:08Hi, you guys.
00:16:10Hey, you two look like you're never coming back.
00:16:12Well, it really depends on our grades.
00:16:14You never know.
00:16:18Have a good break. Yeah, y'all too.
00:16:20Bye-bye.
00:16:32Oh, my God!
00:16:34Look out!
00:16:38I can't believe it!
00:16:43Help!
00:16:50What in the world is going on out there?
00:17:12Lisa, look!
00:17:42Oh, my God!
00:17:44Help!
00:18:10Operator, this is an emergency. Give me the sheriff.
00:18:15Help!
00:18:19Sheriff, this is Lanier College calling.
00:18:22There's been a multiple shooting on the campus quadrangle.
00:18:25Sir, listen, several students have been shot and kidnapped in a brown van.
00:18:30You've got to get out here. It's happening.
00:18:32The psychopaths are here.
00:18:38Did you see that? It was horrible.
00:18:40They shot at us. It was murder, cold-blooded murder and kidnapping.
00:18:43I almost got killed, and some other people were shot.
00:18:45How can you all be laughing? Didn't you see what happened?
00:18:47Yes, I saw it.
00:18:49But I also saw that the van had a Gamma fraternity sticker on the back window.
00:18:53Oh.
00:19:04All right, all right! Party house, the Gamma strikes again!
00:19:14We want our Gammas! We want our Gammas!
00:19:29Boy, they sure did fool me.
00:19:32I should have known it was a fraternity prank.
00:19:34Well, I wouldn't have known either until I saw Wildman's van.
00:19:38He wasn't very smart.
00:19:40Neither is Wildman.
00:19:44I don't know what looks the least dangerous today.
00:19:47Me either. You know, I've never seen this place so empty before.
00:19:51I wonder if everybody else knows something that we don't.
00:19:54Yeah, they know better than to have exams on the last day.
00:19:57Yeah.
00:19:58Everybody's gone home.
00:20:00I can't wait. One lousy recital and I'm off, too.
00:20:03I can't wait to see some new faces.
00:20:06Eat in a real restaurant.
00:20:08I can't wait to see some new faces.
00:20:10Eat in a real restaurant.
00:20:12Hear some live music.
00:20:18You want to sit here?
00:20:20Sure.
00:20:24Uh-oh, look who's coming.
00:20:26Hello, gorgeous.
00:20:28I think this one's for you.
00:20:30Say, did you girls go to the shooting today?
00:20:32Very funny.
00:20:34Were you responsible for that little display outside?
00:20:36You're the leader of all that rabble.
00:20:38Not me. I was at the chemistry test, remember?
00:20:41Uh-huh.
00:20:42The perfect alibi.
00:20:46Say, uh, by the way, when are we going on that midnight ride?
00:20:52Well, hey, big boy.
00:20:54How about never?
00:20:57Well, everyone likes to ride in my car, but what's the matter with you?
00:21:01Not a thing.
00:21:02Well, hi, Janet.
00:21:03Remember me? It's not my first time in a fast car.
00:21:06I can't believe y'all did that this afternoon.
00:21:09No wonder the gamma house was always on probation.
00:21:14Hello, Pledge.
00:21:16Hello, sir.
00:21:18You know, I've been looking for you.
00:21:20There's some, uh, special duties that need to be assigned.
00:21:23I'm really up against the wall in tomorrow's psych exam.
00:21:26We can do it later, can't we?
00:21:29Are you refusing the small request of a brother?
00:21:34No, sir.
00:21:35Did I hear you right, Pledge?
00:21:39Let's step outside.
00:21:45He probably needs his car waxed.
00:21:48They don't bother Gary.
00:21:50He's very sensitive.
00:21:53When are you going to realize you don't have to fall in love with somebody just to get a kiss?
00:22:00So, uh, the prank went really well, huh?
00:22:04Sure.
00:22:06I mean, it worked out really well, didn't it?
00:22:08Absolutely. Right on schedule.
00:22:11You know, it was a great idea, sir.
00:22:13Not only a great idea.
00:22:16It was a great diversion, man. I made my 82.
00:22:19Great diversion.
00:22:20You know something? I've got another great idea.
00:22:23You might be ready for the big league.
00:22:26Initiation.
00:22:27No, well, not...
00:22:29I'm proud to be a Gamma Pledge, sir. I mean, we're the best on campus.
00:22:32That's what I like to hear.
00:22:34Look, each semester, one Pledge is chosen to perform this solemn duty.
00:22:38Yeah?
00:22:39And this semester, you've been chosen, Pledge.
00:22:41That's good, isn't it?
00:22:42Is it good? It's excellent.
00:22:44Look, I want you to break into Dr. Mayhearn's office and steal tomorrow's test for me.
00:22:49You've got to be kidding me, right?
00:22:51No.
00:22:52I mean, I'm not crazy, sir. I could get kicked out of school for doing that.
00:22:55We all do it, Pledge. We've done it.
00:22:58But this time, it's your turn.
00:23:00I can't do that, sir.
00:23:02Hey, Gammas!
00:23:07That was great!
00:23:12Yeah, we were great, weren't we?
00:23:15Wild man.
00:23:17We've got a little problem.
00:23:19This Pledge doesn't want to steal the exam for us tomorrow.
00:23:23Oh!
00:23:24Does he want his brothers to have to study?
00:23:28It's not that, wild man.
00:23:29Pledge, Pledge, Pledge.
00:23:32I want that test by 9 o'clock tonight.
00:23:36All you have to do is jump over the door, and you're out in 30 seconds.
00:23:40I don't know if it's going to be that easy.
00:23:42Oh, Pledge, listen, listen.
00:23:44You think about it, and I think you're going to find out that it's real easy.
00:23:56He'll do it.
00:24:00Oh, like a maniac.
00:24:02Let's go.
00:24:05I should have had a salad.
00:24:07Instead of this spaghetti.
00:24:09Well, why didn't you?
00:24:11Hi.
00:24:12Hi.
00:24:14Well?
00:24:15What?
00:24:16What did he want?
00:24:17It's fraternity business, I can't tell you.
00:24:20Another secret?
00:24:22I hate all their silly secrets.
00:24:24I know you do, Janet, but it's a lot of fun.
00:24:27What do you think it is?
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:31I know you do, Janet, but it's a lot of fun.
00:24:33Well, do you think it's much fun for me to sit here and eat lunch without you?
00:24:37No, of course not.
00:24:39Well, it isn't like it's the first time, Gary.
00:24:41Yeah, I know, and I'm sorry.
00:24:44That's okay.
00:24:46Uh-oh, time to go.
00:24:49You want to hear a secret?
00:24:52What?
00:24:54I don't want to tell you in here in front of all these people, silly.
00:25:01Well, I got to go study.
00:25:03I'll see you guys later.
00:25:30I'll see you later.
00:26:00Oh, excuse me.
00:26:01I'm sorry.
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00:26:29Oh, excuse me.
00:26:30I'm sorry.
00:26:31It's okay.
00:27:00All right.
00:27:01What's going on out here?
00:27:06We was told there was a shooting, a multiple shooting at that.
00:27:11Now, we better find a multiple shooting or somebody is going to wish that a multiple
00:27:18shooting was all the troubles he had.
00:27:21Now, who called?
00:27:22There seems to have been a misunderstanding, Sheriff.
00:27:26We've all been the victim of a harmless college prank.
00:27:29Did you call me?
00:27:31We got all our calls on tape, so you might as well admit it.
00:27:34I didn't deny that I called you.
00:27:36I thought it was real.
00:27:38It could have been.
00:27:39I mean, senseless murders are a modern phenomenon.
00:27:43Can I help it if people are crazy?
00:27:46These type of murders happen all the time.
00:27:48Oh, they happen.
00:27:50But not in my county and not on my supper time.
00:27:53Suppose you tell me about it.
00:27:56Well, a group of masked perpetrators simulated a terrorist-style raid in which several co-conspirators
00:28:06pretended injury or death.
00:28:09It's not my fault.
00:28:15Where'd you learn to talk like that?
00:28:17Watching Dragnet.
00:28:21Anybody recognize him?
00:28:23On a car?
00:28:25Oh, yeah.
00:28:26It was a brown van.
00:28:28Fortunately, I got the license number.
00:28:31Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:32Let me have that.
00:28:41Hey, Jesse, this is Sheriff Carlin.
00:28:44Listen, you can give me a rundown on a brown van.
00:28:49License number M-P-M-1-1-2.
00:28:5410-4.
00:28:58Where you going, Bodo?
00:29:00I got a exam.
00:29:03It'll wait.
00:29:06Vehicle's registered to John Chambliss of Shelby, North Carolina.
00:29:10No outstanding warrants.
00:29:11He's clean, Sheriff.
00:29:13Ow!
00:29:20Anybody know a John Chambliss?
00:29:28Is that your daddy, Bulldog?
00:29:31Actually, Sheriff, he didn't kill anybody.
00:29:34I mean, it was, uh...
00:29:36It was just a joke.
00:29:38Well, there's about 50 laws that he did break,
00:29:41one of which was getting me to ride all the way out here for nothing.
00:29:45But I guess I could run this bird in on that one.
00:29:48Well, I'm sure nobody meant any harm.
00:29:50I mean, uh, sometimes students just have to let off a little steam.
00:29:55Ah.
00:29:56Hello there, Quentin.
00:29:58Get yourself some criminals here.
00:30:00Didn't you hear about that multiple shooting?
00:30:03Did these guys do it?
00:30:05I thought it was pretty funny myself, didn't you?
00:30:07Bulldog was in on it.
00:30:09But you know, I think I'm gonna take them all in,
00:30:12maybe bust a few heads.
00:30:14Now, Quentin, that don't sound like you.
00:30:16You used to enjoy a good time till you got so full of yourself.
00:30:19That's a little different.
00:30:21But now I do remember a time when the library caught on fire
00:30:25and somebody hid the fire hose from the fire department,
00:30:28and you guys sat around drinking beer all night,
00:30:30chanting,
00:30:31Damn good fire till the blaze burnt plumbers around.
00:30:34Oh, now, you think that's funny, don't you?
00:30:36I mean, you think that's funny.
00:30:38Well, we'll just see.
00:30:40Because one of these days, you boys are gonna be in trouble,
00:30:42and I am gonna be there to take you home.
00:30:46See, these boys are looking at a bad end.
00:30:55Bulldog,
00:30:57me and you are gonna lock horns again one of these days.
00:31:01And when we do,
00:31:04you're gonna get one phone call.
00:31:08Now, don't you lose this dime.
00:31:12Because if you do,
00:31:15ain't nobody ever gonna hear from you again.
00:31:19Hey there, Sheriff. What do you need?
00:31:23Well, everything's under control around here, Sheriff.
00:31:26Now, you know good and well that I'm holding up my end.
00:31:29And there's not one bit of crime on this whole county.
00:31:34Not yet.
00:31:38Not yet.
00:32:02I gotta get to work, boys.
00:32:04Hey, Coach, we still going hunting tomorrow?
00:32:07I've been drinking, Mitch.
00:32:09Now, you know that I don't hunt with no boozers.
00:32:11Well, I don't either.
00:32:13Hey, Coach, when you're gonna put away them toys,
00:32:15you know that bow hunting's only for Indians and moonshiners.
00:32:18When I get so old and honored,
00:32:20I can't hit nothing except with a scattergun.
00:32:22I'll give you a call.
00:32:29I gotta get to work, boys.
00:32:31Hey, Coach, you pick me up down here tomorrow hall,
00:32:34and I'm gonna clock out in that sun up here.
00:32:36We'll see.
00:33:05Are you still at it?
00:33:07Yeah. I want to get a good grade.
00:33:11Why? Is that so bad?
00:33:14No, but once you get out of school,
00:33:17nobody cares what your grades were.
00:33:24The important thing to know is how to get what you want.
00:33:27And you know what?
00:33:30The important thing to know is how to get what you want.
00:33:33That's what'll help you later on. Not grades.
00:33:36Yeah, but good grades can't hurt.
00:33:38Neither can good times.
00:33:40I'd rather know how to flirt.
00:33:42One thing's for sure.
00:33:44You'll never catch me studying chemistry.
00:33:46Not while there's a man teaching it.
00:33:50Watch.
00:33:52Hi. Excuse me.
00:33:54Could one of you give me a hand?
00:33:56Sure.
00:33:59Here.
00:34:01Oh, thanks.
00:34:03I just wanted to carry these down to my car,
00:34:05so I didn't have to do it in the morning.
00:34:08Are you sure you don't mind?
00:34:10No, it's okay.
00:34:17Here you go.
00:34:19Thank you.
00:34:22See how easy it is?
00:34:28I just don't know what I would have done without you boys.
00:34:59Hi, Radish.
00:35:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:35:04Sure.
00:35:06I've been reading so long that my brain hurts.
00:35:13What's the matter?
00:35:18Oh, life.
00:35:21It's just not fair.
00:35:23No, but at least it's not fair to everybody.
00:35:26Or is that a paradox?
00:35:29You know, some people have it so much easier.
00:35:32You mean Lisa?
00:35:35Is it that obvious?
00:35:37It's only logical.
00:35:39You're living with a girl that has a free ride.
00:35:42It looks easy, but she'll pay a price sooner or later.
00:35:45There is no free brunch.
00:35:48I'm not jealous.
00:35:50Well, not the bad kind of jealousy.
00:35:54But it's just so easy for her.
00:35:58I guess that's what I resent.
00:36:00It's natural.
00:36:02Well, I like Lisa.
00:36:03I know.
00:36:05It's not her fault.
00:36:07But I just don't know what I'm going to be able to do when I get out of school.
00:36:11And she can get anything that she wants.
00:36:13Okay, okay, she knows how to use what she's got.
00:36:16But, well, you have different qualities.
00:36:20You men have it so easy.
00:36:22You know what you want from the beginning, and you can just go right after and get it.
00:36:25Yeah, right.
00:36:27I want to be on a SWAT team.
00:36:31I sound like a silly girl, don't I?
00:36:34I'm sorry.
00:36:36Thanks for the aspirin.
00:36:40Don't sound silly to me.
00:36:52I'm sorry.
00:37:23Lisa?
00:37:39Hmm.
00:37:44Hi.
00:37:47Has anyone been in here?
00:37:49Has anyone been in here?
00:37:51Uh, no. Why?
00:37:54I don't know.
00:37:56It seemed like some of my things were moved around.
00:38:01I can't find the book. I was just reading.
00:38:06Well, is there anything else missing?
00:38:08Oh, no, no, I didn't mean anyone to steal or anything.
00:38:11Doesn't it feel like to you something's wrong around here?
00:38:14Ah!
00:38:17I don't think that was funny.
00:38:19Well, I don't either.
00:38:21Oh, you don't think I did that.
00:38:26What was your book?
00:38:28Introduction to Abnormal Psychology.
00:38:32Oh, Courtney, I'm so glad there's still somebody here.
00:38:35Guess what? I've got a secret. It's just wonderful.
00:38:38Oh, I bet you're in love.
00:38:40No, of course not.
00:38:42Well, I mean, sure, I'm in love, but that's nothing new.
00:38:44It sure isn't.
00:38:46Not for you, princess.
00:38:48Well, anyway, it's better than that.
00:38:50I can't tell you because it's a secret.
00:38:52Then why did you burst in here yelling?
00:38:54Hey, guess what?
00:38:56Because if you guessed it, I won't be telling a secret.
00:38:58I bet it's scary, isn't it?
00:39:00Really? That's great.
00:39:02Uh, that means you got pinned.
00:39:04Oh, you guessed.
00:39:06Please, don't tell anybody.
00:39:08It really is a secret. He'll kill me.
00:39:10Wait a minute. He should be proud.
00:39:12He should want people to know.
00:39:14Well, it's not bad. If his fraternity brothers find out,
00:39:16they'll tree him and torture him.
00:39:19He doesn't want to go through that.
00:39:21How romantic.
00:39:23He must really love you.
00:39:25He just doesn't want to be tied to a tree
00:39:28and covered with ice until I can rescue him.
00:39:31Personally, I think it might be sexy.
00:39:34But you're not the one covered in ice.
00:39:38Well, come on. Let's see it.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42The pin, silly. The thing you're so excited about.
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:49Oh, my God.
00:39:51I lost it. He's going to kill me.
00:39:53Are you sure you pinned it on right?
00:39:55Gary did it. He should know how. It's his pin.
00:39:58He pinned it right on my sweater.
00:40:00I'll bet he loves that.
00:40:02It's probably caught in your shirt.
00:40:04He's got to have that pin for the pledge meeting
00:40:06or he's going to be in real trouble with the brothers.
00:40:08Oh.
00:40:11It's not funny.
00:40:13Yes, it is. I think I pinched your pin.
00:40:16Right when Gary pinned it.
00:40:18Turn around. Where was the sweater when he pinned you?
00:40:21In your lap.
00:40:23It doesn't matter where it was.
00:40:27We're in love.
00:40:31Oh, I think we were a little too hard on her.
00:40:34Conference time. Four eyes.
00:40:43Come in, Igor.
00:40:45You know, I'm not believing you called the cops on the mighty house again.
00:40:48Yeah, giving that dumb sheriff my tag number
00:40:51was not a good idea.
00:40:53You know what?
00:40:55I'm going to call the police.
00:40:57I'm going to call the police.
00:40:59I'm going to call the police.
00:41:01I'm going to call the police.
00:41:03It was not a good idea.
00:41:05Well, I didn't realize...
00:41:07Now I have to kill you.
00:41:09Wild man, you shouldn't perpetrate a crime
00:41:12unless you've considered all the consequences.
00:41:14Oh, don't feel bad.
00:41:16So many great crimes are ruined by tiny slip-ups.
00:41:19I'm talking about death.
00:41:21I'm talking about cold, clammy, maggot-infested death.
00:41:28Hey, that's enough, wild man. Come on.
00:41:30Come on. Let's go.
00:41:33Come on.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:33Come on.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:23Malzahar.
00:43:25It wasn't so bad after all.
00:43:33Come on.
00:43:35Come on.
00:44:03Come on.
00:44:13Hello, Fletch.
00:44:15How'd you do?
00:44:17Just fine.
00:44:21You might be gamble material after all.
00:44:23If he makes it through the night.
00:44:25Hey, I did it. Now let me go.
00:44:27I got to study too, you know.
00:44:29Sir?
00:44:32You know, I'm afraid it's not going to be that simple.
00:44:35Now, if you want to be a gambler...
00:44:37And you do, you do.
00:44:39I do, I do.
00:44:41You're going to have to learn how to abide by all the lofty ideals
00:44:44and traditions of our noble brother.
00:44:46Yeah, I know, but I got to study too.
00:44:48Sir?
00:44:50Well, then, where's your pledge pen?
00:44:53Oh!
00:44:55Yeah!
00:44:57Yeah!
00:45:00That's crazy!
00:45:10Let me go!
00:45:12Get his clothes off!
00:45:14All right!
00:45:16Let's get some water.
00:45:18Hey!
00:45:24Let's get those ropes tied.
00:45:26Let's get those ropes tied.
00:45:30Go get it, Janet! Are you okay?
00:45:32Please, Janet, come get me out of here!
00:45:34Hurry! Hurry!
00:45:38Yeah!
00:45:40Is it cold?
00:45:46Get me out of here!
00:45:48I'll go get her.
00:45:50Hurry!
00:45:53Well, Pledge, that's all there is to it.
00:45:56We just wanted to make sure that you're really in love
00:45:59because we don't want any unhappy romances at the Gamma House.
00:46:02I love her, really, I do!
00:46:04You're fine.
00:46:06Let's set her on fire.
00:46:08We can't do that, Walter.
00:46:10He's got his love to keep him warm.
00:46:13Let's get back to the house.
00:46:15Yeah!
00:46:23Has anyone seen Janet?
00:46:25It's really important.
00:46:27If you see her, tell her they've treed Gary, poor thing.
00:46:30You know, she's supposed to stay where someone can find her.
00:46:38Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:46:40Can't you see that I'm studying?
00:46:45Janet!
00:46:47What's the matter with you?
00:46:49Hey.
00:46:51You were so happy this afternoon.
00:46:53I'm still happy.
00:46:56It's just that I'm depressed.
00:46:58Well, then let's hear it.
00:47:00It's Gary.
00:47:02I'm starting to have doubts.
00:47:04Oh, you are?
00:47:06That happens to everyone.
00:47:08It'll work out.
00:47:10It's not that I don't love him.
00:47:12A lot.
00:47:14I've never loved anyone so much since Johnny Rooker in the 10th grade.
00:47:18But it's just never been so serious before.
00:47:20You're just pinned.
00:47:22It's not legal or anything.
00:47:26In fact, it's still a secret.
00:47:28Well, I may have gotten a little carried away.
00:47:31I'm afraid a few people already know, too.
00:47:35Even so, it's just a pledge pin.
00:47:37It only means what you and Gary want it to.
00:47:40Well, then why do they make such a big deal out of it?
00:47:42They harass you to death if they find out.
00:47:45Nobody ever did that in high school.
00:47:47And I went steady with lots of guys.
00:47:49Yes, I know.
00:47:51Well, I used to think fraternities were so cool.
00:47:54Mail it to him.
00:47:56Tie him to a tree.
00:47:58And you just want to finish him off right there.
00:48:00We can't do that.
00:48:03We wouldn't be able to abuse him.
00:48:09Without pledges, man, we'd have to go into town and spend money for fun.
00:48:13Pledge!
00:48:15Pledge!
00:48:17Gamma House.
00:48:19Tester pills.
00:48:21Yeah, sure.
00:48:23Yeah, we can get them.
00:48:25Yeah, but I've got to tell you that during final exams,
00:48:29the prices rise with demand.
00:48:32Okay.
00:48:34We'll see you in an hour.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:40We'll see you in an hour.
00:48:45You know where we can get any speed?
00:48:47Oh, no. I don't use that stuff.
00:48:50It keeps me awake.
00:48:52I know that, dummy.
00:48:54I mean, some people do study.
00:48:56We're out of pills.
00:48:58Nobody has any pills anymore.
00:49:01You realize we could make a killing?
00:49:03Well, you know, I believe in studying the old-fashioned way.
00:49:07With stolen tests.
00:49:10Look, if we can find tests, we can find the pills.
00:49:14Don't they have any pills in the coach's training room?
00:49:17No, no, no. Those are pain pills.
00:49:19Those don't help me study.
00:49:21Well, who cares?
00:49:23And if they give you a buzz, so much the better.
00:49:26Look, you can get them. Don't you have a key?
00:49:28Yeah, I got a key to the weight room. That's just to work out, though.
00:49:31I can't get into the pills unless I break the door down.
00:49:38You got it.
00:49:40Oh, no, no, no. They'll know someone broke in.
00:49:44You remember our friend Radish?
00:49:46We still owe him one.
00:49:54The more damage, the better.
00:49:57This looks like a job for...
00:50:00Wild Man!
00:50:08All right.
00:50:10It's okay.
00:50:13Just relax. Stop shivering.
00:50:17Relax a little more and maybe you'll stop talking to yourself.
00:50:21Janet will be here soon.
00:50:23Oh, please, Janet, be here soon.
00:50:27That bitch is always late.
00:50:31Janet?
00:50:34Janet, is that you?
00:50:36Janet?
00:50:38Hello?
00:50:40Anybody, can you help me? I'm freezing.
00:50:42Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:50:44Oh, good, Mitch. Untie me quick, okay? I'm freezing.
00:50:47I can't rightly do that.
00:50:49A working man just never messes with tradition.
00:50:53Well, you done been treated there, boy.
00:50:55Yeah, I know.
00:50:57A man takes a woman, he's got to pay that price.
00:50:59Come on, Mitch, I'll pay you anything. Untie me.
00:51:02Pay me? With what? Your good looks?
00:51:05I can't untie you, but I'll tell you what we can do.
00:51:09We can drink a toast to that new woman of yours.
00:51:12Oh, good.
00:51:17You can have yours.
00:51:19And on the rock.
00:51:23You old fart.
00:51:25Janet McCordle!
00:51:28Janet Maytree Gary!
00:51:31Why didn't you have a pledge?
00:51:33Why didn't you have a pledge?
00:51:35I mean, I'm sure you could have.
00:51:37Well, of course I could have.
00:51:39But I just don't like their hazing and all.
00:51:41Oh, yeah.
00:51:43But it's not always so bad.
00:51:45Okay, maybe not always.
00:51:47But last year a girl killed herself because a sorority wouldn't accept her.
00:51:52Oh, how awful.
00:51:55Which sorority?
00:51:57She jumped from the top of McWilliams Tower, six floors.
00:52:01Well, I bet it made them feel terrible.
00:52:04That's the point, Janet.
00:52:06It doesn't matter how bad they felt.
00:52:09It wasn't worth it.
00:52:11Janet McCordle!
00:52:18Has anybody seen Janet McCordle?
00:52:22In here, Courtney's room.
00:52:24I've been looking all over for you, Maytree Gary.
00:52:26You better go quick. He's probably up dead by now.
00:52:28Oh, that's all so childish.
00:52:30I don't want anything to do with it.
00:52:32What about poor Gary?
00:52:34Are you going to leave him out there all night?
00:52:37Well, it's his silly old fraternity.
00:52:40Well, I guess you're right.
00:52:42I still love him.
00:52:43Good for you. Go get him.
00:52:45Oh, good.
00:52:46Want to come too, Courtney?
00:52:47Sure, I could go.
00:52:48No, no, really.
00:52:49I want to do this by myself.
00:52:51I want to make it up to him for going through all this.
00:52:54Sure.
00:52:55Just be gentle.
00:53:00What are you playing?
00:53:01Solitaire.
00:53:02Oh, good.
00:53:03Elizabeth!
00:53:24Hello?
00:53:27Is anybody there?
00:53:30Can you help me?
00:53:33Come on, whoever you are, give me a break.
00:53:39Is that you, Mark?
00:53:41Wild man, don't you ever give up?
00:53:43What am I supposed to think?
00:53:45That you're the Gamma Goblin?
00:53:49Janet!
00:53:50Terrific!
00:53:52That's right.
00:53:53Get me out first and kiss me later.
00:53:55Hurry.
00:53:56Cut the other rope.
00:54:01Come on.
00:54:18Janet?
00:54:21Where are you?
00:54:27Hello?
00:54:29Who's there?
00:54:31Hello?
00:54:33Is anybody there?
00:54:36That's a stupid question.
00:54:38Somebody's got to be there.
00:54:42Who is it?
00:54:59Who is it?
00:55:21Yoo-hoo!
00:55:23Gary!
00:55:26Where are you?
00:55:29Gary?
00:55:46Gary?
00:55:49Gary, is that you?
00:55:52Gary?
00:55:54It's me.
00:56:13Gary?
00:56:16How did you get away?
00:56:21Gary?
00:56:27Gary?
00:56:30What's the matter?
00:56:39That is you, isn't it?
00:56:43Gary?
00:56:51Gary?
00:57:21Gary?
00:57:35Pills!
00:57:37Pills, pills.
00:57:51Pills!
00:57:57Pills!
00:58:21Pills!
00:58:37Who's there?
00:58:43Hello?
00:58:48Who's there?
00:58:51Coach?
00:58:57Who's there?
00:59:02Stop screwing around!
00:59:21Come on.
00:59:51Come on.
01:00:21Come on.
01:00:47They should have been back by now.
01:00:51You guys go to your dorm,
01:00:53and I'll go find Wild Man,
01:00:55and I'll bring you the pills personally, okay?
01:01:06Hi.
01:01:07Hi.
01:01:08Are you drinking?
01:01:10I always drink Irish whiskey at the end of the term.
01:01:13Would you care to join me in the celebration?
01:01:17Oh!
01:01:19Well, that's terrible!
01:01:21How can you drink that?
01:01:23Don't you ever lock your door?
01:01:25What could happen to me?
01:01:26Famous last words.
01:01:28Why are you so apprehensive?
01:01:30When are you going to realize that the whole world isn't made of psychopaths skulking about?
01:01:35But they are out there.
01:01:37They do exist.
01:01:39People are killed every day for no reason at all.
01:01:43Perfect strangers wake up in the morning and decide,
01:01:46hmm, I think it's a good day to snuff somebody.
01:01:51And there are people who eat at our restaurants with us,
01:01:55use our highways,
01:01:57and vote for the president,
01:01:59which probably explains something about him, too.
01:02:03I'm not paranoid.
01:02:05I'm just facing unhappy facts.
01:02:07So will you please stop it?
01:02:09Because I don't think it's cute like some people might.
01:02:11Sorry! What's wrong with you?
01:02:14I'm sorry. I'm just tired.
01:02:17Everybody's gone home. It just feels creepy.
01:02:20I apologize.
01:02:21It's okay.
01:02:22Where's Lisa?
01:02:24Oh, out.
01:02:26Working on our organic chemistry, I suppose?
01:02:30Well, just like I told you.
01:02:31A pretty face and you can have the world by the tail.
01:02:34She doesn't have to study to make it.
01:02:37She can't lose.
01:02:39She can't lose.
01:02:40Well, I don't have to study to make it either, you know.
01:02:43Why is it that you can always make me laugh?
01:02:46I gotta go do my inventory for the coach.
01:02:49Tonight?
01:02:50Well, sometime.
01:02:52May as well be tonight.
01:02:54I've already mastered everything I need for my exam tomorrow.
01:02:57Being brilliant has its drawbacks.
01:03:00I'm bored with school in real life.
01:03:02Just like you're bored with the people.
01:03:04I never said that.
01:03:05You didn't have to.
01:03:09Well, I gotta go.
01:03:12Good luck on your test tomorrow.
01:03:13Thank you.
01:03:15Can I ask you something?
01:03:17Sure.
01:03:22Do me a favor and lock the door.
01:03:25I'll feel better.
01:03:26I'll feel better too.
01:03:28It has been a little spooky lately.
01:03:39Knock, knock, knock.
01:03:45Radish?
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:52You have a pretty face too.
01:03:55Prettier than Lisa.
01:03:57Really.
01:03:59There's...
01:04:00There's more there.
01:04:02Well, I just wanted to tell you that.
01:04:04Lock this door too.
01:04:09That was stupid, kid.
01:04:12I can't believe you said that.
01:04:39Mom?
01:04:41You here?
01:04:46Hey, it's just me, Mark.
01:05:08Well, I told him to make it look good.
01:06:08I'm sorry.
01:06:38I'm sorry.
01:07:08I'm sorry.
01:07:38I'm sorry.
01:08:08I'm sorry.
01:08:22Aha.
01:08:23Shades of Watergate.
01:08:38Shades of Watergate.
01:09:09I can't believe it.
01:09:13Oh, boy.
01:09:14You guys have really done it this time.
01:09:30It's happening.
01:09:31It's happening here.
01:09:32Police.
01:09:33Call the police.
01:09:38Oh, my God.
01:09:44Operator, this is an emergency.
01:09:46Give me the sheriff, please.
01:09:53Sheriff, this is one of the students from Lanier College from this afternoon.
01:09:57There's been another murder at the college.
01:09:59I mean, not another murder, but a murder.
01:10:01And this time it's real.
01:10:03There's a body.
01:10:05No, sir.
01:10:07This is a joke.
01:10:08This is real.
01:10:10I know I thought the other one...
01:10:12I know I thought the other one was real, but this...
01:10:14This is different.
01:10:15There's a dead body right here.
01:10:17And some other weird things are happening, too.
01:10:20We need help, sheriff.
01:10:22It's your job.
01:10:25No, sir.
01:10:26I'm not trying to tell you your job.
01:10:28But somebody should.
01:10:30If there's a murderer killing people around campus,
01:10:33you should want to know about it.
01:10:36Look.
01:10:37There's a guy here who is dead.
01:10:42And we could all be in danger.
01:10:45Fine.
01:10:47I'll take charge myself, then.
01:10:51Courtney.
01:11:06Courtney.
01:11:36Come on.
01:12:00Charlie?
01:12:06Charlie?
01:12:32Courtney! It's me, Ravis! Let me in!
01:12:34Courtney!
01:12:36Let me in!
01:12:37Ah!
01:13:04Wonderful.
01:13:07I'll give you art in the dark.
01:13:37I'll give you art in the dark.
01:14:08Oh, my God.
01:14:14Stop it, Radish.
01:14:16That's not funny.
01:14:19I mean it. Come on, you scared me to death.
01:14:28Come on, Radish.
01:14:32I want you to move.
01:14:35I want you to move.
01:14:41Come on, smile.
01:14:49Radish.
01:14:54Radish.
01:14:57Ah!
01:15:01Is anybody there?
01:15:03Please, somebody, give me a hand!
01:15:05Help me, please!
01:15:07Is anybody there?
01:15:09Please let me out!
01:15:11Please!
01:15:12Please!
01:15:14Please, is anybody there?
01:15:17Please, I need help!
01:15:19Can you please help me?
01:15:26Help me!
01:15:50Is this the vision you've been dreaming of?
01:15:53The masterpiece?
01:15:57I promised you form, texture.
01:16:04Mitch! Mitch!
01:16:07Mitch!
01:16:09Mitch, wake up!
01:16:11Mitch, Radish has been killed!
01:16:13He's dead! Wake up!
01:16:17Somebody's got to do something!
01:16:20Lisa!
01:16:26Lisa!
01:16:57Dr. Reynolds!
01:17:01Come on, you got to speak for me!
01:17:04Look, I know you're here!
01:17:15Lisa!
01:17:17Dr. Reynolds!
01:17:20Please, I need your help!
01:17:23This is important!
01:17:25This is important!
01:17:28Come on!
01:17:30This is serious, it's an emergency!
01:17:35Come on, you got it!
01:17:37I know that you're here, just please!
01:17:42Lisa?
01:17:45Come on, both of you, please!
01:17:55Come on!
01:18:25Come on!
01:18:56Ah!
01:18:58Ah!
01:19:25Ah!
01:19:56This telephone cannot dial numbers off-campus.
01:19:59Please check with the campus operator for assistance.
01:20:08Please!
01:20:10Hurry!
01:20:13I want to get out from this bomb!
01:20:16Lisa!
01:20:18Lisa!
01:20:20Lisa!
01:20:22I want to get out from this bomb!
01:20:53Lisa!
01:21:00No! No! No!
01:21:18Ah!
01:21:23Lisa!
01:21:29Help me! Help!
01:21:52Help me!
01:22:23Oh!
01:22:49Hey, Mitch!
01:22:53Mitch!
01:22:55Time to go, come on!
01:23:17Help me!
01:23:19I'm up here!
01:23:21There's a killer up here!
01:23:41Up here!
01:23:43Help!
01:23:52Help!
01:24:03All right, freeze! Hold it right there!
01:24:05You make one more move towards that girl,
01:24:07I swear I'm gonna hang your head on my wall!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:19Ah!
01:24:21No!
01:24:24No!
01:24:26Please!
01:24:28Please!
01:24:31No!
01:24:41Please!
01:24:52No!
01:24:54No!
01:24:56No!
01:25:01No!
01:25:04No!
01:25:10No!
01:25:12No!
01:25:14No!
01:25:33No!
01:26:04Ah!
01:26:22Ah!
01:26:25Ah!
01:26:27Ah!
01:26:29Ah!
01:26:31Ah!
01:26:34Ah!
01:26:38Ah!
01:26:40Ah!
01:27:01Ah!
01:27:31Ah!
01:28:01Ah!
01:28:31Ah!
01:29:01Ah!
01:29:31Ah!