No Holds Barred
1989
1989
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00:00:00Jesse Ventura, I've seen some outlandish outfits before, but this one takes the cake!
00:00:24Mean Gene, how dare you criticize how I dress! I dress for the occasion, and this is a stupendous occasion, and I'm dressed, of course, stupendously!
00:00:35Stupendously, I think, would have to be the word. Jesse, this one has got to be the hottest ticket in town. This thing has been sold out for weeks!
00:00:43Now, in the ring, the challenger, Jake Lulek!
00:00:49Jesse, when a champ comes in, watch this place come unglued!
00:00:53And his opponent, the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, Rip!
00:01:02Rip him! Rip him! Rip him!
00:01:27Come on, Randy! Let's go, Charlie! We're gonna rip Jake Bullock, man! We're gonna rip him up, man!
00:01:37Come on, Charlie! Rip on! We're gonna get you, Jake Bullock!
00:01:46There's always been a special relationship between Rip and Randy, but ever since the unfortunate loss of their parents, Rip has been more, much more, than a brother to Randy.
00:01:57Hello again, everybody! This is Mean Gene Okerlund, along with my broadcast colleague, Jesse, the Buddy Ventura.
00:02:05This week, the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, Rip, to defend against the man you consider to be a strong challenger in Jake Bullock.
00:02:14Jake Bullock is the number one contender for the championship, Mean Gene. He's waited a long time for this matchup.
00:02:21And people have said that Rip has ducked him, that Rip has done everything to avoid this showdown.
00:02:28Those comments are just about as outlandish as that hairdo you're sporting, Jesse.
00:02:32Nonetheless, Jake Bullock, a formidable opponent.
00:02:35Formidable opponent? He's the number one contender for Rip's title.
00:02:42There you see Rip doing the classic Rip psych job, psyching him up for this matchup, Mean Gene.
00:02:50There it is, the Rip'em sign!
00:02:55These fans are in a frenzy!
00:02:57Bullock charging Rip, sidesteps, into the turnbuckle, wow! Beautiful, huge punch by Rip!
00:03:03And Rip's got the early advantage here in the bout.
00:03:06Into the turnbuckle, oh, and Bullock caught him with the big elbow!
00:03:09Ha ha, and Rip is down!
00:03:11Rip, come back!
00:03:13Come on, Rip!
00:03:17Rip, behind you!
00:03:21Looks like our competition might do us a favor and self-destruct.
00:03:25Rip in the center of the ring! Rip is going down!
00:03:28This could be the change of the championship right here!
00:03:31Rip has nowhere to go!
00:03:33Jake Bullock cinching that sleeper, holding him in the arm, going up and down, Gene!
00:03:37It appears we're just moments away from crowning a new champ!
00:03:41Nobody has ever escaped this ominous hold!
00:03:44Jake Bullock applying even more pressure on the champion!
00:03:58He's back to his feet, I don't believe it!
00:04:02Bullock struggling to maintain that sleeper hold!
00:04:05Takes one elbow, takes a second elbow, a third elbow, but Jake Bullock is still holding on!
00:04:13Whoa! Broken the sleeper hold!
00:04:22Rip is standing tall, apparently feeling no effects from that sleeper hold applied by Jake Bullock!
00:04:31Jake Bullock fires a big forearm!
00:04:33A second forearm, they're having no effect on Rip!
00:04:44Rip firing Jake into the ropes!
00:04:46Oh, he catches him with the big forearm, the big foot!
00:04:50Amazing that Jake Bullock is still standing after that!
00:04:55Rip flying into the ropes!
00:04:57Oh, he caught him with the double axe hammer!
00:05:05I can't believe it, mean Gene, he did it again!
00:05:08We've got pandemonium! These people are crazy!
00:05:12Pandemonium! Crazy! Wild!
00:05:27I guess there'll be no thunderous celebration here, huh?
00:05:33Not when you're last in the ratings.
00:05:36Again!
00:05:41I want that jockass on this network!
00:05:48Ten o'clock, tomorrow, boardroom.
00:05:52Talk to me.
00:05:58And still, World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, Rip!
00:06:06And now the celebration begins!
00:06:12Look at the size of those guns, 24 inches round!
00:06:16One day, one day somebody's gonna beat this guy!
00:06:21There he is, younger brother Randy!
00:06:23Big part of it all, charity to traitors, they're all celebrating!
00:06:27Even I'm a little bit amazed,
00:06:29I didn't think Rip would dispose of Jake Bullock quite so quickly!
00:06:33There he is, in all his majesty!
00:06:36Still, World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion, Rip!
00:06:54I refuse to grow old waiting for Rip to ride off into the sunset.
00:07:02When I took over this network some months ago,
00:07:06I vowed to take it to the top.
00:07:09Now I find that every time this jockass
00:07:13decides to strip down to his sweet nothings
00:07:16and wallow around with some sweat hog,
00:07:19we eat it!
00:07:23So,
00:07:26Ms. Tidings,
00:07:32you survived my little purge,
00:07:35reward my faith in you.
00:07:42I have taken the liberty of asking you
00:07:46I have taken the liberty of asking a writer
00:07:50to work up a high-concept sitcom.
00:07:53Next!
00:07:55Ms. Tidings,
00:07:57take a leech.
00:08:17What about you, Ordway?
00:08:22Uh,
00:08:24could you see another primetime game show?
00:08:28They sell.
00:08:30Sell? Sell? Sell?
00:08:34This sells!
00:08:37This is what people want!
00:08:40This is what I want!
00:08:44Now, which one of you is going to go out and get it for me?
00:08:48Look, Rip is already under contract to another network, Mr. Browell.
00:08:52Tell me something I don't already know, Johnston.
00:08:55Contracts are nothing but words.
00:08:57But,
00:08:59Mr. Browell, I'm told that Rip's word is his bond.
00:09:02Bond? Then we get him to break his bond!
00:09:05What's his price? That's what I want to know.
00:09:08With all due respect, Mr. Browell,
00:09:12others have asked that question.
00:09:15Easy, wise guy!
00:09:17And every last one of you,
00:09:19spare me your mealy mouth with all due respect crap!
00:09:23What this network needs, this network gets.
00:09:27I promise you that.
00:09:33Even Rip has his price.
00:09:37Even Rip has his price.
00:09:45Thanks for the lift.
00:09:50Hello, Rip. How you doing?
00:09:52Hey, champ, how you doing?
00:09:55I hope the muscle that doesn't break one of these.
00:10:02Rip, what a pleasure to meet you.
00:10:05Glad you could come by. Thanks, Jane.
00:10:08Mr. Browell, your last match,
00:10:11a masterpiece. Loved it! Loved it!
00:10:15Thanks, Mr. Browell. Sit down.
00:10:17Relax. You like the chair?
00:10:20Crafted for men of great stature.
00:10:23Louis XIV...
00:10:26cost me a fortune.
00:10:30Louis would have been so pleased.
00:10:33You want some fruit juice or something?
00:10:36Guys! Fruit juice or something!
00:10:39Well, then, let me get right to the point, big guy.
00:10:43I want you to come work for me.
00:10:46I know, I know you've got a contract, but hear me out.
00:10:50Here's what I'm proposing.
00:10:53I want you on my name.
00:10:57I want you on my network.
00:11:00And...
00:11:02I'm willing to pay...
00:11:05whatever it takes.
00:11:07Thanks, Mr. Browell.
00:11:10But I'm not interested.
00:11:15I'm not through yet.
00:11:18Don't think.
00:11:21I don't know what you're doing.
00:11:26It's blank.
00:11:31Just fill in the amount.
00:11:41Hey! Where are you going?
00:11:44I'm leaving, Mr. Browell.
00:11:46Wait a minute! I said, wait a minute!
00:11:49You're not going anywhere until you and I come to an agreement.
00:11:52Watch me.
00:11:54If it's not enough for you, I find that a little hard to swallow, you jock ass!
00:12:24Bye-bye.
00:12:35Oh, my God!
00:12:37I won't be around when this check clears!
00:12:42Oh!
00:12:51Give me the garage!
00:12:53You'll show him, Mr. Browell.
00:12:55Yeah, this ought to be good.
00:12:58Hey, pal, you should have gone right back there.
00:13:07You're going the wrong way.
00:13:10Hey!
00:13:12Wait a minute! You're not listening!
00:13:29Try this on for size.
00:13:32Jeez!
00:13:59Whoa!
00:14:02Come on!
00:14:27Hey!
00:14:32Whoa!
00:14:42Whoa!
00:14:51What's going on?
00:15:02Ah!
00:15:04Ah!
00:15:06Ah!
00:15:08Ah!
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00:15:50Oh, no!
00:15:52Ah!
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00:16:00Oh!
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00:16:21♪ When you never get to have the water
00:16:24♪ Nothing lasts forever
00:16:28♪ Nothing lasts forever
00:16:34No.
00:16:36Oh, no!
00:16:38Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:16:40Oh!
00:16:41Ah!
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00:16:48Oh!
00:16:49Oh!
00:16:50What's that smell?
00:16:52To, to, to, tootie!
00:16:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:16:57Tootie?
00:16:58Tootie, tootie, tootie, tootie, tootie.
00:17:06Rip, we need fresh new leadership
00:17:08representing your talent.
00:17:09Sam is intelligent and aggressive.
00:17:12Rip meets your new account executive, Sam.
00:17:16Samantha and Moore.
00:17:20Pleased to meet you.
00:17:23Sam.
00:17:27Nice to meet you.
00:17:29My pleasure, Rip.
00:17:30Ladies, gentlemen, shall we?
00:17:36Thank you.
00:17:44Feel free to look at the briefs in front of you.
00:17:46Item one, merchandising.
00:17:49Mr. Reynolds and I agree that an obvious opportunity overlooked
00:17:52is the sportswear market.
00:17:55It's a natural for Rip.
00:17:56Ms. Moore, I invite you to comment at the end
00:17:58of my presentation.
00:17:59Thank you.
00:18:00For now, please, let's continue.
00:18:03Item two, personal appearances.
00:18:06They should be better synchronized
00:18:07with Rip's title matches.
00:18:09Item three, television exposure.
00:18:13Now, our research shows that Rip has a huge TV queue.
00:18:16We should take full advantage of it.
00:18:24Rip, we'd love to hear your thoughts on this.
00:18:29Pardon me?
00:18:30We were speaking about your image, the Rip character.
00:18:35I'd be very interested in your thoughts on this.
00:18:37Ms. Moore, the Rip character, wants
00:18:40me to tell you that his main outside interest
00:18:43is his charity work.
00:18:45He says maybe you could put that in your brief.
00:18:50I don't mean to be rude, but can we talk about it later?
00:18:54Fine.
00:18:56I'll pick you up, 8 o'clock, dinner, dressy.
00:19:05Thank you.
00:19:26Madame.
00:19:27Merci.
00:19:35Thank you.
00:19:43I didn't know if you'd like a place like this.
00:19:47I hope there's something on the menu that you like.
00:19:51Madame, monsieur, may I recite the specialty dish?
00:19:57May we, bien sûr.
00:19:58Le cannelle au champignon.
00:20:05Psst.
00:20:08Le quiche aux escargots.
00:20:11Les legumes partraînés sont asparagus en sauce hollandaise
00:20:15ou petit pois ou beurre.
00:20:18Personnellement, madame, I recommend le quiche.
00:20:23That's a cheese pie with snails to you.
00:20:32No, I don't think that he would.
00:20:34Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non.
00:20:36But I'm afraid that monsieur is looking
00:20:38for le hamburger américain ou le houtelon hot dog.
00:20:46He will not find them on our menu.
00:20:53Rip, why don't you try the beef bourguignon?
00:20:55It's on the stove.
00:20:57Mademoiselle.
00:20:59Monsieur le Rip.
00:21:01Entrant, you naughty boy.
00:21:04You should have said our friend is here.
00:21:07Monsieur le who?
00:21:10Entrant is new.
00:21:12You must forgive him.
00:21:21Monsieur le Rip, the usual?
00:21:23Oui, bien sûr.
00:21:25J'ai faim.
00:21:35Go ahead.
00:21:36I'm in it.
00:21:37I'm on it.
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:39Get him.
00:21:40Tell him who you are.
00:21:41Get him.
00:21:42Rip him up.
00:21:43Do it.
00:21:44Come on.
00:21:45Go.
00:21:46You can do it.
00:21:47Come on.
00:21:48Go.
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00:22:00Go.
00:22:01Go.
00:22:02Go.
00:22:03Come on.
00:22:04Don't be so skittish.
00:22:05I'm nauseous.
00:22:06Not skittish.
00:22:07My sources tell me this could be the start of something big.
00:22:08And I like big ideas.
00:22:09Good evening.
00:22:10Looks like you boys lost.
00:22:11America.
00:22:12Don't you just love it?
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00:23:14Mm.
00:23:25I'll set you all down ringside and let
00:23:26the headbangers fix your hair.
00:23:28Headbangers?
00:23:29Samurai!
00:23:30Okay, okay
00:23:45We may have stumbled onto something here
00:24:00Animal
00:24:05Are you really serious, mr. Brill these guys are animals sit down
00:24:23Excuse me
00:24:30Excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir
00:24:40Where's the referee
00:24:43The referee he's at the bar drinking beer
00:24:49Yeah, well, why isn't he in the ring
00:24:52The referee he's supposed to be outside
00:24:55Yeah, but what about the rules rules last one standing wins just don't kill nobody them's only rules
00:25:03Those are my kind of rules
00:25:16I love it six bucks. Oh, what credit cards do you take cash and only cash?
00:25:24And if you ain't got it my brother over there i'll rip your lips off
00:25:29Tell your brother that he can keep the chain if he takes on that guy in the ring
00:25:54Get up boy
00:26:11I can't believe this
00:26:24Oh
00:26:33My god
00:26:35Who are these people?
00:26:37This is sick. Yes, but look at them
00:26:41They love it
00:26:43But these people would cheer at a hanging exactly
00:26:47That's the beauty of it
00:26:50This could be just what i've been looking for
00:26:55Ah
00:26:58Pardon me, mr. Braille, but I have to go to the bathroom
00:27:05Me too hurry back
00:27:13Don't don't step don't step where's the bathroom ask somebody ask somebody
00:27:20Excuse me pal, but uh
00:27:22Where do I go to uh bleed the old lizard in your pants wet
00:27:27Ah bleed the old lizard sounded good
00:27:41They're everywhere please hey, hey watch where you're going
00:27:52I don't touch anything. You don't have to worry
00:28:17Oh my god
00:28:22Do you have to go I forgot to go before
00:28:43What are you looking at
00:28:46So
00:28:51My god, I can't believe bro serious
00:28:53These are the stupidest crudest most subhuman beings I have ever encountered by those waitresses
00:28:59They ought to be in body bags not wet t-shirts
00:29:02Would these idiots even know the difference?
00:29:04Gray color bro says yeah, if you like slime green
00:29:08How about pus yellow?
00:29:11Hmm what the hell was that?
00:29:26Oh no
00:29:29Who do you call an idiot you maggot certainly not you sir, we meant the other idiots, I mean the gentlemen
00:29:36No, no, don't please
00:29:38Wow
00:29:42What do we got here a teeny wang and here's another
00:29:51It ain't even worth
00:29:53It
00:30:07Never in a million years will bro get this on the air
00:30:13I am proud to announce
00:30:16That next month the world television network will be premiering a great new show
00:30:21the battle
00:30:23of the tough guys
00:30:25The competition will be open to any red-blooded american man who's got the guts to get into the ring and find out just how tough he is
00:30:36The winner will receive one hundred thousand dollars tax free
00:30:47One hundred thousand dollars tax free
00:30:52But whoever wins must eliminate all of his opponents in the octagonal ring
00:30:57The battle of the tough guys will be held at the no count bar downtown
00:31:01So if you think you're tough enough, come on down and put it on the line. We are entering a new era
00:31:10in sports television
00:31:13Nice nice nice
00:31:21Compresses
00:31:28Boys are right over here. Mr. Brell. This is brock chisler
00:31:35Brock chisler, huh? Chew him up big guy and here's bulldog mcpherson
00:31:46Don't let him walk out of here bulldog
00:31:49All right, and here's klondike kramer, mr. Brown
00:31:54Klondike keep him away from me. Let's go
00:32:03Sheer genius. Mr. Brell. It smells like a hit gentlemen. Mr. Brell 30 seconds. It's showtime
00:32:11Well, if it ain't the deanie wangers
00:32:18Yeah
00:32:25Two
00:32:26Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
00:32:27Welcome to the most exciting new spectacle in the history of televised sports the world television network brings you live
00:32:36the battle
00:32:37of the tough guys
00:32:48Oh
00:33:11Oh
00:33:19Oh
00:33:28Which one do you like best all of them? They're all scum
00:33:48So
00:34:10Uh, excuse me
00:34:18Oh
00:34:48So
00:35:12Let him fight
00:35:19Hmm
00:35:24I ain't scared of you
00:35:26Ah
00:35:28Ah
00:35:54Who is he craig, I don't know man, but this is that uh that battle of tough guys competition
00:35:58They've been talking about rock chiseler is being manhandled
00:36:02What do you think rip you could take this guy? Couldn't you? Come on, were you crazy? I don't look at this guy
00:36:07This guy is a monster
00:36:11Oh
00:36:28This man is heartless
00:36:31This is that I never thought they'd let him out. Wait a minute, you know this guy
00:36:34Yeah, but i'm not proud of it
00:36:37Way back. I was his trainer for a while
00:36:41But I just couldn't control him
00:36:44So I had to let him go
00:36:46And then I heard he killed some kid in the ring after the bell
00:36:51Anyway, he got sent up for a long time
00:36:58Never in the history of sport. Have I seen such incredible competition
00:37:16Ah
00:37:28Ah
00:37:38Oh my god, mr. Brill don't mr
00:37:43The winner and 100 000 richer the champion of the battle of the tough guys is
00:37:50What was the name
00:37:59Of it
00:38:01Hmm
00:38:24The overnights are in
00:38:26We were number one in our time slot
00:38:29And just like zeus we kick some ass
00:38:35Thank you
00:38:37These uh
00:38:39Telegrams came into our pr department last night. I'm afraid we have a very serious problem here
00:38:46My son had violent nightmares after watching your grotesque show
00:38:51It is my intention to organize a nationwide coalition. They watched it didn't they?
00:38:56That's all that counts
00:38:58Let them talk
00:39:00Let them complain let them shout it to the heavens
00:39:04All it does
00:39:06Is keep us in the headlines?
00:39:14The world television network presents the battle of the tough guys week two
00:39:20Tonight the challenger is lug wrench perkins
00:39:25Yeah
00:39:32And now the champion who has come to this industrial arena to battle lug wrench on his own turf
00:39:56So
00:40:06These two gargantuans are about to collide
00:40:10Yeah
00:40:31I amaze even myself
00:40:34Here's to you. Mr. Brell
00:40:37Oh and happy birthday ordway, i'm glad you like your new toy. Thanks hunger video is my life
00:40:41Do you mind moving over a little bit to the right? You're blocking the readout. Oh, sure. Thank you
00:40:47Ordway in spite of yourself. You've given me an idea for what forgiving zeus ideas
00:40:57Zeus can be led and I will lead him just as I will lead a rip
00:41:03But mr. Brill how lead them where?
00:41:07Watch and learn boys
00:41:10Watch and learn
00:41:27Ah
00:41:36Ah
00:41:46Oh shit
00:42:07Oh
00:42:09Yes, of course everything's under control
00:42:14Look i'll have some time with him on this overnight
00:42:18Look I gotta go. No, i'll call you after we've checked in
00:42:25Hi rip samantha, I want you to meet my brother
00:42:29Randy say hi to samantha and more i'm doing samantha and more. It's nice to meet you
00:42:34Hi randy. Nice to meet you got a nice crib
00:42:39See you when I get back be cool be careful. No problem. Hey, don't do anything I wouldn't do
00:42:43So
00:42:53Our schedule is going to be pretty tight my office is taking care of all the details transportation
00:42:58Tomorrow's fan club meeting and autograph sessions hotel rooms. Whoa
00:43:02Hold on a second just as long as your office didn't make dinner reservations
00:43:07Because I know just the spot
00:43:14Thank you
00:43:18I can't believe how long it's been since you've been in town last. Oh me and rip it go way back
00:43:24Of course, that was when I was a size nine, honey. You couldn't ask for a greater guy
00:43:30He is an original all right
00:43:32Sadie you're still a whole lot of women. Oh, stop that boy. You always say that
00:43:37You know baby cakes now if I wasn't married
00:43:40Woo
00:43:42Turn me loose and you couldn't run fast enough. You ought to latch onto this one right now, honey
00:43:49Real cute
00:44:02Please just take money get out. Just don't hurt anybody. Shut up lady. Just give me the money
00:44:05Move hit the floor. Everybody hit the floor
00:44:36Oh
00:44:58No
00:45:06Now I
00:45:15Sadie are you okay?
00:45:18Yes, it's fine. It's frogs hair
00:45:21Why see you ain't lost your touch that's my man
00:45:35Oh
00:45:52This is a mistake, how can there only be one room left don't worry about it. Well, they do
00:45:56Well, at least they're better between beds
00:45:59Just remember your office made the reservations
00:46:06So
00:46:08Well your office made the reservations
00:46:25Put that in your brief miss more
00:46:35Hey
00:47:05So
00:47:15Oh
00:47:22Hmm
00:47:35Hmm
00:47:47Can you get the lights you got it
00:47:55Like your accommodations do I have a choice
00:48:06Hmm
00:48:14And as long as you stay on your side of the bed everything will be fine
00:48:21What kind of animals do you go out with anyway, I don't don't what go out
00:48:29Come on
00:48:31Don't tell me don't tell me a beautiful girl like you doesn't have them lined up a mile long well
00:48:38I
00:48:40Well
00:48:43I'm really too busy to date must get lonely. Yeah sometimes
00:48:53Yeah, I know
00:48:57Don't patronize me
00:48:59Good night rip
00:49:08Good night, sam
00:49:29So
00:49:49Don't wait up for me
00:49:59So
00:50:29So
00:50:44We wouldn't have this problem if you'd stay on your side of the bed, how dare you hey chill out the bed broke
00:50:51Save it rip. I'm, not one of your ditzy groupies
00:50:59You don't need this you build bigger walls than I ever could
00:51:10Where are you going? There's a couch in the lobby that has a better sense of humor than you do
00:51:16So
00:51:26God save me from conniving females and cretinous jocks conniving
00:51:32You're the one who canceled the room from under me. You got it
00:51:35Because the difference between me and you lady is that I can and you can't you just can't
00:51:42When I asked you to seduce him, you just couldn't now that you've got the hots for him
00:51:46You just can't you just can't do me one lousy favor
00:51:51I paid your agency more business than they've ever had and for this I get a phone call in the middle of the night
00:51:56Saying gee, mr. Brell. I don't really a nice guy. I eat nice guys for breakfast
00:52:03Not with my help you don't
00:52:12Here you owe me
00:52:25Sam are you okay? I'm so ashamed
00:52:29Brown's an evil man
00:52:32But i'm worse
00:52:34Because I know better
00:52:36And I let him use me
00:52:38Did bro do this?
00:52:40Just let it go
00:52:42Just let it go, please
00:52:49I just want you to forgive me
00:53:02I forgive you sam
00:53:04You
00:53:10The hotel is sending a bill for breaking the bed
00:53:14So
00:53:33You're easy you
00:53:36I can't believe you. Hey here. I come crying my eyes out to you pouring my heart out
00:53:42And and you you make a big big joke about i'll fight back. Hey, wait a minute big love I hope it breaks
00:53:53Oh, no, no, not an arm lock not an arm lip lock
00:53:58Well, I find it
00:54:01Welcome to this week's edition of sports talk. I have the pleasure of introducing to you a world champion
00:54:07A world champion in a sport in which there are no rules
00:54:11Joining me here in the studio tonight in all probability the most feared athlete in the world
00:54:16A fighter who is both admired and vilified a fighter who's been called both the thriller
00:54:23And the killer is here to be
00:54:30I know you out there
00:54:37And i'm waiting for you
00:54:40Ah, this is a challenge
00:55:03That's the way to compete you're both winners, that's it keep it up. Come on way to go guys
00:55:10Up we go kids
00:55:23What's happening
00:55:40Come on
00:56:11So
00:56:13So
00:56:39All right, sounds good
00:56:43Testing
00:56:51Zeus is waiting for your answer rip
00:57:01Well gentlemen, I think we just got our answer
00:57:06rip
00:57:08Use the challenge rip back down from zeus
00:57:13Zeus
00:57:14the undisputed champion
00:57:17of the world
00:57:43So
00:57:55Rip you can't ever stoop to his level
00:57:58Those children today were counting on you doing the right thing and you did you think he can take me don't you?
00:58:06Everybody thinks I backed down you did the right thing. I was proud of you
00:58:14I am very proud of you
00:58:40Mr. Brown
00:58:44Yeah
00:58:59No, no, you okay i'll be right back you better run you better run for your life
00:59:10You crazy man
00:59:14Oh
00:59:27Need a lift
00:59:33Harley and me and you in the tree
00:59:44Oh
01:00:09Sam are you okay?
01:00:12I kind of hate it when you're hurt
01:00:15We're scared
01:00:17You know
01:00:21I know
01:00:30I don't think coming here was such a good idea after all sure it is man
01:00:33It'll give us a chance to see zeus in action
01:00:41Uh
01:01:02Get a load of that guy
01:01:11Oh
01:01:41Ha ha ha
01:01:45Look at him zeus put the fear of god in him or what?
01:01:48I knew he had a winner the minute I saw him hard way. I did I swear
01:01:58I'm fine. Don't touch me. It's an accident. Damn it you kids let go of him
01:02:05You
01:02:07Well
01:02:09What do we have here zeus converting rib fans great. That's what I like to see and we'll convert them all
01:02:16Hey, we are not
01:02:18Zeus fans. Yeah, that's right. Rip's his brother
01:02:27So
01:02:28Rip's brother. My my what an honor. Isn't it an honor guys? Yes, sir. Well, that makes you boys practically vips
01:02:39Zeus loves vips, doesn't he guys? Uh, yeah. Yeah
01:02:48Bring him
01:02:50All right light now i'm going
01:02:58Come on, man, let go
01:03:16Great show great show. I love the neck distance, right guys, right?
01:03:22You have to meet a couple of fans
01:03:25Guess who this is
01:03:28I don't guess what's your name kid?
01:03:35I asked you your name
01:03:39Okay, randy randy and rip cute, huh, isn't that cute zeus
01:03:46Hey kid
01:03:48Feen is your rip's little brother. I'll bet you handled yourself pretty good, huh?
01:03:53What do you think
01:03:57And i'm gonna kill him
01:03:59All right, listen, come on. Let's get out of here now. Don't do anything crazy. Let's go
01:04:27Oh
01:04:58Zeus
01:05:14Rips at the worms are too good for you. You hear zeus
01:05:19Rips at the maggots gag on your rotten flesh
01:05:24So what are you gonna do about it?
01:05:28Huh
01:05:38Rips at the worms are too good for you
01:05:46He's waiting for you
01:05:58So
01:06:14Only on my turn
01:06:19Oh
01:06:22It's a privilege to watch genius at work a privilege and a thrill, thank you. Oh
01:06:43Oh my
01:06:51Rips
01:07:05I've seen temper tantrums before but this is really something special
01:07:21So
01:07:38Hey little brother, it's me
01:07:42I know you stood up to zeus. I'm damn proud of you
01:07:47You
01:07:50Now it's my turn
01:08:10Really
01:08:14Really
01:08:17Oh
01:08:38In this very ring
01:08:41Exactly two weeks from tonight
01:08:43The world television network will present
01:08:46Exclusively the most important sporting event of our time
01:08:50the battle
01:08:51of the tough guys
01:08:53Where rip will finally meet the champion
01:08:56zeus
01:08:58Ah
01:09:14Rip said death's too good for you. Rip said the worms are too good for you
01:09:23Rips at the maggots would gag on your rotten flesh
01:09:28Oh
01:09:34There you go stead as she goes man nice and steady
01:09:48Come on come on get both feet underneath you. Come on
01:09:53Mr. Brown, we salute you a brilliant idea brilliantly realized brilliant, of course
01:10:02But what if rip wins
01:10:04No more tough guy
01:10:07Mr. Green rip will not win this fight. Trust me
01:10:13Hard way anger
01:10:18Satellite backups on standby. Yes, sir
01:10:22And the elevator and the elevator good no mistakes, right, right no mistakes
01:10:52So
01:10:59It doesn't feel right without randy here he'll be here they all will be here
01:11:23All right, that's straight ahead. Thanks. Hi
01:11:29Excuse me
01:11:46Thank you, oh good
01:11:49I thought you might be more comfortable watching zeus mutilate your boyfriend from up here
01:12:05It's brel the elevator worked just fine
01:12:10Fine
01:12:13Rip samantha a couple guards grab samantha. What?
01:12:18I didn't get a good look at him there. Wt. Hello. It's brel
01:12:23Get me rip
01:12:27I'm listening make it look good for 10 minutes
01:12:34Then you go down and you stay down
01:12:38Now
01:12:40Or you'll be pushing matching wheelchairs get the picture
01:12:50You've got 10 minutes to find her move i'm out of here with you charlie
01:12:55The referee is checking the ropes and turnbuckles now
01:12:58But as soon as the fight starts, he will leave the ring for his only duty will be to stop the fight
01:13:05And to declare the winner
01:13:08And now the world television network proudly presents a brutal unconventional contest
01:13:16A no holds barred
01:13:18No quarter given fight to the finish
01:13:22Ladies and gentlemen the challenger the world wrestling federation heavyweight champion
01:13:38Foreign
01:13:53Thank you
01:14:08Foreign
01:14:38Foreign
01:14:46Come on it's about to start well i've got goosebumps
01:14:49I'll bet rip is scared to death. Wouldn't you be if you were looking into the eyes of that?
01:15:08Foreign
01:15:10And now entering the ring the battle of the tough guys champions the thrillers the killers
01:15:25Let's go
01:15:31Geez I wonder if he's out there
01:15:38Oh
01:15:59A little tighter
01:16:05Yeah
01:16:07Come on get up you wimp
01:16:21Come on
01:16:37Him again
01:17:07Oh
01:17:26Look at the ratings
01:17:37Oh
01:18:07Foreign
01:18:20Come on, I told you to stop her shooter
01:18:38Oh
01:18:54No
01:19:07Foreign
01:19:11Yeah, yeah, we have so many furious minutes of non-stop rolling but it looks as if this monster suits
01:19:26Come on
01:19:37Ah
01:19:53My god, this is unbelievable. He is
01:20:07Come on, jesus is really beginning to enjoy himself
01:20:37Get up
01:20:48Yes, yes
01:20:51Ah
01:21:06Make it look good. My god. Look look what he's doing
01:21:20Oh
01:21:40Come on
01:21:50Rip
01:21:58Come on get up
01:22:07Charlie
01:22:20Ah
01:22:36Animal
01:22:50Leave him alone
01:23:15This is an unprecedented display of strength and determination
01:23:20Oh
01:23:29Turn around you idiot
01:23:43Idiot no
01:23:50Ah
01:24:16Do him do something
01:24:20Oh
01:24:35Get out
01:24:50Oh
01:25:05No
01:25:21Ah
01:25:33Come on
01:25:51Let's go
01:26:04Kill you dumb son of a bitch
01:26:21Oh
01:26:38Zeus suit
01:26:51Oh
01:26:59Hit him
01:27:15No
01:27:21Oh
01:27:25You idiot
01:27:46Oh
01:27:50Ah
01:28:20Ah
01:28:34You stay away stay away you jock ass
01:28:50Oh
01:29:08Randy
01:29:20Is
01:29:34Truth
01:29:37Will you back down turn and run or stand up with the best
01:29:44When your backs to the wall, what will your answer be will you run for the door?
01:29:50Run out on me
01:30:04Most people only know the easy way they'll always close their eyes
01:30:12Will you make the same excuses will you buy into their lies
01:30:20What will you do what are you going to say will you measure up when people make it so hard
01:30:40You have to stand your ground when someone's standing in your way
01:30:45Hey
01:30:48You have to be the stronger man
01:31:15So
01:31:28I look at you and see what you've been through and it's all because of me
01:31:34Me brother, you know, you made me proud you gave me something to believe
01:31:43But it's my turn now, I won't let you down gonna make things right turn it all around
01:32:03Foreign
01:32:11But it's my turn now, I won't let you down gonna make things right turn it all around
01:32:33Foreign