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00:00Tonight, on 8 Out Of 10 Bats Does Countdown, O'Reilly.
00:05And conundrums, this is...
00:07LAUGHTER
00:08Er...
00:09I try...
00:10LAUGHTER
00:11No!
00:12What did you...?
00:14Sarah.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:16Could I have a go?
00:17APPLAUSE
00:18Wow.
00:19LAUGHTER
00:21Drawing your eye there, Rachel.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:25I joke...
00:26APPLAUSE
00:31I got the train, and as I was sitting there,
00:34the next stop, a little old lady got on.
00:36She put the case down and she'd find a place to sit next to me
00:39and she got her tablet out.
00:41Play on her audio book she'd been listening to.
00:43And she didn't realise that she hadn't actually plugged it in.
00:46And it was just at the moment where the girl got her hands
00:49grabbed behind her back, at the wrist,
00:51and she was bent over something.
00:53And she was listening to old granny porn.
00:55To give her the end of her cable and pass it on.
00:58To give her the end of her cable and pass it to her.
01:01LAUGHTER
01:04James.
01:05APPLAUSE
01:08N.
01:09Erm, and then...
01:10A.
01:11And then...
01:12S.
01:13And then...
01:14A vowel, please.
01:15U.
01:16Consonant.
01:17D.
01:18A consonant, please.
01:19And lastly, R.
01:21OK, and you've got some tubes in it.
01:23Apologies, Rosie.
01:24Oh, thank you.
01:25OK, Rosie, you're six.
01:27Sarah, you're seven.
01:28APPLAUSE
01:33Right, James, can we get...
01:35A hundred, please.
01:36..a really big one?
01:39LAUGHTER
01:41Five.
01:42Hang on, I've got one more shot, one more shot.
01:44One's good, one's good.
01:46LAUGHTER
01:49Ten.
01:50Yes.
01:51Five.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Five.
01:54Great.
01:55Seven.
01:56So your target is 634.
01:5834, Jo.
01:59600, seven, fives are 35,
02:02so 635, ten divided by five,
02:04any closer than 633 or 635?
02:06Yep.
02:07One away, well done.
02:08I get that in my head.
02:10LAUGHTER
02:12What?!
02:13Thanks, Jo.
02:14LAUGHTER
02:15Suddenly, I've got this.
02:17It's around about 630.
02:18640.
02:19Minus, er, seven.
02:21APPLAUSE
02:24You could have said 100 minus ten is 90,
02:27times it by seven for 630,
02:30and then add the two fives and take the six.
02:32Just noise.
02:33APPLAUSE
02:35Rosie, your turn to pick.
02:36Of course.
02:37W.
02:38T would be good.
02:39Vowel.
02:40Yes.
02:41N.
02:42A consonant.
02:43R.
02:44Consonant.
02:45LAUGHTER
02:46B.
02:47I've just written my name down.
02:48L.
02:49APPLAUSE
02:50Peter.
02:51I've got Peter.
02:53APPLAUSE
02:55Yeah.
02:56LAUGHTER
02:57Winces.
02:58Winces, yeah.
02:59Oh, no.
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01Oh, shit!
03:02LAUGHTER
03:04Er, Jo, your six.
03:05APPLAUSE
03:06Wonderful, wonderful.
03:08APPLAUSE
03:09OK, at the end of that, Jo and Rosie have their...
03:11Big ones, please, Rachel.
03:13We're under the charts, guys.
03:15The target, easy, 236.
03:17Yeah!
03:18Well, that's... You think you've got it.
03:20Plus.
03:21Plus.
03:22Five.
03:23Yeah.
03:24LAUGHTER
03:25I think it's 105, Jo.
03:26Correct.
03:27LAUGHTER
03:28Ten.
03:29LAUGHTER
03:3025 and a one, Jo.
03:31Oh, and a 20.
03:32LAUGHTER
03:33No!
03:34A one, a white.
03:35One, a white.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:37APPLAUSE
03:38LAUGHTER
03:39APPLAUSE
03:40LAUGHTER
03:41APPLAUSE
03:42LAUGHTER
03:43LAUGHTER
03:44OK, Tom, you ready?
03:45LAUGHTER
03:46J.
03:47LAUGHTER
03:48No.
03:49N.
03:50No.
03:51N.
03:52No.
03:53Er...
03:54B.
03:55Go on.
03:56Oh!
03:57LAUGHTER
03:58A.
03:59LAUGHTER
04:00Er...
04:01O.
04:02LAUGHTER
04:03LAUGHTER
04:04Can you smell burnings?
04:06Cos that was the lightning round.
04:08Ten points to both teams.
04:09I believe.
04:10So, at the end of that, Jo and Rosie move them around
04:12and try and find where it is.
04:14LAUGHTER
04:15APPLAUSE
04:16A.
04:17G.
04:18N.
04:20Louder.
04:21C.
04:22A.
04:23I said loud!
04:24L.
04:25You're not trying hard enough.
04:26LAUGHTER
04:27R.
04:28Yeah, well done.
04:29S.
04:30OK, and your third...
04:31APPLAUSE
04:32APPLAUSE
04:33Rosie, you're made up seven.
04:35Where is the noun?
04:36Er, Jo, you're eight, you could save the day.
04:38Oh!
04:39Yeah!
04:40APPLAUSE