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00:00Rachel Riley.
00:02...numbers and conundrums. OK, let's...
00:04APPLAUSE
00:09LAUGHTER
00:12Watching a bit of Countdown.
00:14LAUGHTER
00:16APPLAUSE
00:25..with the England squad. Tell me who's...
00:27They were actually surprisingly good.
00:29And it was for... So Channel 4 got some of the sports
00:32they were playing, an England game, and they thought,
00:34you know, Channel 4 viewers, if you mash two shows up,
00:37they'll watch any odd shit.
00:39They were only told that in the morning.
00:41OK. APPLAUSE
00:43OK.
00:45Please, it's not easy.
00:48Please. It's been a while.
00:50Please may we have a consonant, please, Rachel?
00:53W. S.
00:55A vowel, please.
00:57Can you put that in the middle? W-E-S.
00:59Thank you.
01:01Another vowel, please, Rachel.
01:03How many vowels would you form? A.
01:05Can you put the...
01:07Very fluid.
01:09And two more vowels, please.
01:11These are belters.
01:13U and O.
01:15OK.
01:17You're dead.
01:19Wait!
01:21It's a past tense swipe.
01:23APPLAUSE
01:26Yeah.
01:27So at the end of that, both teams have six points.
01:29Cos I had a horrible maths teacher,
01:31and I stopped asking questions.
01:33LAUGHTER
01:35You've got 1, 6, 5, 5, 75 and 50.
01:40Oh, fella.
01:42And the target, 528.
01:44OK, and your time starts...
01:46Is this better than a GCSE?
01:47Speak to someone, I'll get you a GCSE.
01:49You'll get me a maths GCSE? Get this.
01:51OK, Joe?
01:53LAUGHTER
01:55I will play. Equals. Equals?
01:57Equals, yeah.
01:59Ah, so we get rid of the equals.
02:01Yeah. OK, you could have done it both ways.
02:03I did 50 divided by...
02:05Divided by the other 5 is 2.
02:07527, one away. But it's...
02:09Equals 10. Yep. 10 times 50...
02:11APPLAUSE
02:13It was obviously the best you could have done.
02:15This was impossible.
02:17Consonant?
02:19Another vowel, please.
02:21A. Another consonant, please.
02:23L.
02:25And a consonant there.
02:27And last one, R.
02:29Oh, OK.
02:31You just...
02:33APPLAUSE
02:39It was normally with Paul when I saw that.
02:41Yeah, me too. I was trying to spell areola.
02:43Oh, shit!
02:45Go for yours.
02:47LAUGHTER
02:49What was she? 100 and then five little ones.
02:51Yes. Four.
02:53And there's your 100. Well done.
02:55OK. I have done it, yeah.
02:57Joe, did you get it?
02:59So 4 times 3 is 12.
03:01Are you sure? 10.
03:03Times. Times.
03:05Pop a bracket in. Yep.
03:07Times in the middle of it.
03:09Is that a hint?
03:11So 1 times...
03:13LAUGHTER
03:15You can lead a horse to water.
03:17Thanks. What is...?
03:19A four is a safe four.
03:21Oh, that's 190.
03:23APPLAUSE
03:27Yes, I did it the same way.
03:2910. N.
03:31Please may I have a vowel, please?
03:33O. Another vowel, please.
03:35U.
03:37E.
03:39And a vowel, please.
03:41T. OK.
03:43That was nice.
03:45What was your seven?
03:47OK, so that's double points for the lightning round.
03:49Did you say pigeons, Rush?
03:51Choose. I'll have...
03:53H. Consonant.
03:55T. C.
03:57Consonant.
03:59This is how you do it, mate.
04:01L. D. And then stick four vowels up.
04:03E. O.
04:05This is what Countdown looks like when you electrocute people.
04:07And O.
04:09And...
04:11John, how many letters?
04:13LAUGHTER
04:15APPLAUSE
04:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE