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00:00Tonight, on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown,
00:03Rachel Riley!
00:06APPLAUSE
00:14Some of them...
00:16And we've got...
00:18OK.
00:19She says comfort and things, as well.
00:22LAUGHTER
00:24APPLAUSE
00:31My massive penis!
00:33APPLAUSE
00:37Oh, I love it.
00:39As the side of yourself, as the side you'd show your mates.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Everyone, you get it, don't you? Everyone's a bit...
00:45Grandparents, you have to watch your words a little bit.
00:47In the war, she's from Salford, she also was a dinner lady.
00:49The incarnated spirit of Cleopatra.
00:51LAUGHTER
00:53APPLAUSE
00:56A little bit of quiet.
00:59F
01:00Yep.
01:01LAUGHTER
01:02F
01:03Consonant.
01:04G
01:05Vowel.
01:06Vowel.
01:07A
01:08Vowel.
01:09Vowel.
01:10Vowel.
01:11So, let me have a... Wait, oh...
01:12E-T
01:13C-E-O-M
01:14It's not...
01:15And for the first...
01:17APPLAUSE
01:19Right.
01:20It's so long.
01:22Oh!
01:23APPLAUSE
01:25OK.
01:26For example, what would you...
01:28It depends on your shot of getting it, I'd probably go too large,
01:30but if you want to screw not just yourself, four large.
01:32They don't...
01:33One little one.
01:34Where have we got this?
01:35I thought it was...
01:36We've got nine.
01:37Seven.
01:38Seven.
01:39Oh, no.
01:40And 100.
01:41Oh, God.
01:42565.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Your times...
01:45Right.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Add 75.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Take away 5.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Take away 5.
01:52Which 5?
01:53Oh...
01:54No.
01:55I've used those numbers.
01:56Right, so take away that...
01:57No.
01:58No, no, no, no.
01:59You were so close.
02:00Thank you.
02:01Plus 75, minus both of the 7s, plus the 5.
02:06Yeah.
02:07So far.
02:08Yeah, you were.
02:09No, I was listening to...
02:10To do was take off one more 5.
02:12You do 100 minus 199.
02:15Then you times it by 5 and then you just can carry on.
02:18Just one little one different.
02:20Seven points to both teams.
02:24I.
02:25Thanks.
02:26Another vowel.
02:27N.
02:28Oh, can I not have those?
02:29Why not?
02:30T.
02:31And P.
02:32Oh.
02:33A.
02:34And then one more vowel and one more consonant, please.
02:36And O.
02:37These are good.
02:38Are they?
02:39Nailed it.
02:40L.
02:42Yes.
02:43At the top.
02:44You want all the top.
02:45Top.
02:46Four top, yeah.
02:47Oh, God.
02:48One bottom.
02:49One bottom.
02:50Little ones, 9 and 5.
02:51You're going too heavy.
02:52Right.
02:53And then we've got 75, 25, 229.
02:57OK.
02:58LAUGHTER
02:59Yes.
03:00Right.
03:01Add 50.
03:02Yes.
03:03Take away the five mother phones.
03:06You got it.
03:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:10APPLAUSE
03:13The team with the most...
03:15Didn't get an A in maths.
03:16A star.
03:17Oh!
03:18LAUGHTER
03:21OK.
03:22LAUGHTER
03:23APPLAUSE
03:25Joe, Judy, you get to pick the letters.
03:27Consonant.
03:28LAUGHTER
03:29Consonant.
03:30L, R, L.
03:31A.
03:32Consonant.
03:33M.
03:34Consonant.
03:35Vowel.
03:36We'd love a vowel.
03:37Cheeky eye.
03:38Yes.
03:39Cheeky eye.
03:40T.
03:41Vowel.
03:42This is good, guys.
03:43Final D.
03:44You always say that.
03:45OK, so you've got a four.
03:47He's only gone a bloody double.
03:49LAUGHTER
03:50I would go for eight.
03:52Out of interest, you.
03:53LAUGHTER
03:54APPLAUSE
03:55LAUGHTER
03:58You've got a chance at choosing.
03:59Yeah, yeah, go for it, love.
04:00Or the Welsh countdown.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:02Fancy.
04:03Consonant.
04:04Consonant.
04:05Good start.
04:06Well done.
04:07I love Ws.
04:08F.
04:09M.
04:10Oh, thank God.
04:11No, put a vowel in there, Rachel.
04:12O.
04:13Put another vowel in there, Rachel, please.
04:15E.
04:16There's mouse up there, Judy.
04:17LAUGHTER
04:18D.
04:19I.
04:20Ooh.
04:21LAUGHTER
04:22APPLAUSE
04:23Does anyone...?
04:24CHEERING
04:25No.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yeah, that's what I've got here.
04:29Matt, I've got actually this there.
04:31LAUGHTER
04:32I've got it written down.
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:35Six.
04:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE