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00:00Mason Plumlee, NBA superstar.
00:02Stephen also said that Mason cannot shoot threes.
00:05I watch basketball, sorry.
00:07Yeah, I had to back up.
00:08You were about to hit my truck.
00:10You'd wear a Taliban jersey if you had to get up there.
00:12Liar.
00:12You backing up is illegal.
00:17We're here.
00:18Mason Plumlee, NBA superstar.
00:21That fair?
00:22That's fair.
00:23NBA superstar.
00:24So how this happened was...
00:27No, he's a superstar.
00:28PAWS Chicago, shout out PAWS.
00:29Stealth Blue Coffee.
00:30Obviously, we give money to PAWS.
00:32They had their furball.
00:33Mason was nice enough to put up a silent auction
00:36to do a basketball lesson.
00:38PFTR were sitting at the table like,
00:39wouldn't this be funny if we won it?
00:40I think I paid like five grand for it.
00:42Maybe not as funny as I thought it was,
00:44but...
00:45We gave him five grand worth of coaching.
00:46Yeah, five grand worth of coaching.
00:47Not a dollar more.
00:48Who did you think was going to buy this?
00:49Like someone...
00:50Some dad for his kid.
00:52For his kid.
00:52I heard it was you, I was pumped.
00:53Yeah, and then, so now we're here.
00:55We're going to do some shooting drills,
00:56some box-out drills.
00:58Mason's going to teach us how to be an NBA superstar.
01:00We're basically getting coached by Coach K.
01:02When is the lesson about like,
01:04like if things get bad, just blame someone else?
01:07Oh, that was like Beckham senior year.
01:09So you switched your entire free throws?
01:12Yeah.
01:13To the left.
01:14I did it like through the season
01:15because I was taping so many fingers together
01:18on the right hand.
01:19My numbers were better with this,
01:20so I just stuck with it.
01:22So Coach K never told you to switch hands?
01:24Sounds like he wasn't a good coach.
01:27I'm just saying.
01:28That feels like a miss.
01:29Does it not?
01:29No, no.
01:30He was good.
01:31He was good.
01:32Can you coach me how to spin a ball?
01:33Yeah, the faster you get it going,
01:34the easier it is.
01:35Okay.
01:36And I try to land it on the fingernail.
01:38But now you're flipping everybody off.
01:39We're going to have to blur out that on YouTube.
01:41Basically, keep it on the nail.
01:43It keeps it a little more steady.
01:44So get your finger ready.
01:45I'll pass it off to you.
01:47Like this?
01:48Yeah.
01:48Okay.
01:49Yes.
01:50That was not a good transfer.
01:51Is that my fault?
01:52No, that's me, that's me.
01:53So like this?
01:54Yeah.
01:55I thought it was a finger side.
01:56There you go.
01:57I did it.
01:58I did it.
01:59Yeah, you did it.
02:00It's good coaching.
02:01Good coaching.
02:02Touch it softly.
02:03I have no chance.
02:04Pass size.
02:05No, I got no chance.
02:06You got to bend it and go nail up.
02:08Like this.
02:09If you're watching at home,
02:10this is the correct format.
02:11Like this, right?
02:12Exactly.
02:13I'm not very good at basketball.
02:14I can't lose skills, I guess, right?
02:16Yeah, it can't be any worse.
02:21No big deal.
02:22Alright, let's do a free throw shooting.
02:24Seven in a row.
02:25Seven in a row.
02:26Seven in a row.
02:27Everybody just has to get one.
02:28Alright.
02:31Put it up over the front of the rim
02:33and hit the back of the rim.
02:34There's a nail in the middle, you can see,
02:36and that's supposedly they line up.
02:38Oh.
02:42Okay.
02:43Good touch.
02:44One.
02:45Nice shot, Max.
02:46Here we go, Max.
02:48Oh.
02:49Way to fucking go.
02:50We'll take our dollars.
02:51That's a little off balance.
02:54Yup.
02:57Nature versus nurture.
03:05That's two.
03:07Yes.
03:10Uh-oh.
03:13Oh.
03:20This is good.
03:21Yeah.
03:23Good shot.
03:24That's the last.
03:25Yes, DMT.
03:26Let's go.
03:27Seven in a row.
03:28We got two.
03:29Oh, that's awesome.
03:30Come on, Max.
03:31Come on, Max.
03:32Come on, Max.
03:33In a row, when you get up to shoot,
03:35there's always one on the board.
03:37If you miss, you get that one.
03:39So, like, once you get, we'll say,
03:41a seven, you're out.
03:42Oh, it's sevens.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:45I like this.
03:46Yeah, it's sevens.
03:47There's one on the board right now.
03:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:51There you go.
04:01Oh.
04:05Yeah.
04:07Oh.
04:12You're a good coach.
04:13Yeah, that was a great coach.
04:14You guys are psyched up.
04:15You were never going to make seven in a row.
04:17Let's play sevens.
04:18Let's play sevens.
04:19Let's play sevens on the outside.
04:20Okay.
04:21Steven also said that Mason cannot shoot threes.
04:23I watch basketball.
04:24Sorry.
04:25All right.
04:26All right.
04:32Oh, that's also a one.
04:37Oh, my goodness.
04:39That's awesome.
04:40That's awesome.
04:41That's great.
04:42Yeah.
04:50Out.
04:57Out.
04:58Why is it going that way?
05:00Oh.
05:04There we go.
05:12Right?
05:16Oh.
05:20Out.
05:28Nope.
05:29That came off the handle.
05:32Oh.
05:39Out.
05:40Whoa.
05:49Oh.
05:54Oh.
05:56What the hell noise was that?
05:57I can't do that.
06:05Oh.
06:09Oh.
06:12Out.
06:16What was that?
06:17What was that?
06:18I don't have enough strength to get it right normally.
06:20You definitely have enough strength.
06:22You definitely.
06:23What is that?
06:24You easily do.
06:25You shoot it normally.
06:29All right.
06:30What the fuck was that?
06:31What were you doing before?
06:32I don't think I've ever done that before.
06:36Let's box it out.
06:37Box it out.
06:38All right.
06:39Cool thing about rebounding is always really paying attention to it so you can get away
06:42with burns.
06:43If you hit a guy early in the game, first quarter, like you really check him, there
06:46are very few guys who are determined enough to keep coming the rest of the game.
06:50So will you keep coming if we check you early?
06:52Yeah, I'm going to keep coming.
06:53That's my...
06:54Every team I've been on, my job has been to rebound, so I'm coming regardless.
06:57You're never going to come.
06:58We'll do one guy starts here at the block, and then another guy starts at the hash.
07:02All right.
07:03Ready?
07:11Good box out.
07:16Nice.
07:21Great.
07:23There you go, P.F.G.
07:24Oh!
07:25That's got to be a better one.
07:28Nice!
07:29Oh, he's so quick there.
07:34Oh, man.
07:36Oh, he's a beast.
07:40Get it, get it, get it.
07:43Nice.
07:44Oh.
07:45Good hustle, good hustle.
07:48Play it, play it, play it, play it.
07:50Oh, I fell.
07:54There you go, P.F.G.
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh.
08:02That was beast mode.
08:12Get the ball.
08:15Get the ball.
08:20All right, and move your feet.
08:24Oh!
08:25Get it, get it, get it.
08:30I say we play one game of knockout to finish.
08:32It's been great basketball.
08:34Now we tie it all together.
08:35Yeah.
08:36All right, let's do one...
08:37Damn it.
08:38Let's do one slow knockout.
08:39This is KB's game.
08:40It's the best game we've got.
08:41You can't run.
08:42You have to walk slower.
08:44So it's like this slow.
08:45Honor system with the pace.
08:46It's like this slow.
08:47It's like speed walking?
08:48Like this.
08:49No, but it's not speed walking.
08:50It's this slow.
08:51No quick fidgets either.
08:52None of this.
08:53No excitement whatsoever.
08:54Yeah, yeah.
08:56Pretend you have to be quiet on this.
08:57Yeah.
09:02Even the rebounds are slow, yeah.
09:04The whole game is slow.
09:05No, no.
09:06No, slower, slower, slower.
09:07You've got to go slower.
09:09Did he pick up a different ball?
09:10Yeah, he did.
09:11He did.
09:20Oh, no, Shane.
09:22He's so good at this.
09:23He's so good at this.
09:24It's his game.
09:25Yeah, it's his game.
09:31Oh, nice job.
09:32That was pretty good.
09:33Good shot, KB.
09:34Let's relax, boys.
09:36Oh, no.
09:38Feed me.
09:39Pride comes before the ball.
09:47Oh, yes.
09:48All right, let's go, Trey.
10:02All right, Shane.
10:04All right.
10:05Thank you, Mason.
10:06Hopefully, this is more fun than teaching a bunch of little kids.
10:09Yeah.
10:11Appreciate it.
10:12Does anyone want to race?
10:13Race?
10:14Just like court and back?
10:15Yeah, for sure.
10:17I'm throwing the first pitch today at the Wrigley.
10:19I'm a little nervous.
10:21I had to come to the office to warm up today.
10:23Nobody else gets to warm up when they throw a first pitch?
10:25No.
10:26You're telling me George Bush didn't warm up when he threw a first pitch?
10:28Maybe George did.
10:30After 9-11, maybe he did.
10:33That's a good question, actually.
10:34We need to ask that.
10:35Yeah.
10:36I brought my own Major League ball just in case.
10:39Make sure.
10:40You have to.
10:41See, I'm nervous, man.
10:42What is it even a warm-up if it's hours before?
10:45I just need to feel it out, you know?
10:47I haven't thrown a baseball in quite some time.
10:50And I see Tate fucking missing every first pitch,
10:53so it hasn't helped confidence.
10:55What's your strategy?
10:56I have none.
10:57I literally was like, I need to throw with somebody,
11:00and I knew you were going to.
11:01I told Liam to bring a glove.
11:03I was like, I need to throw with somebody.
11:04We have a pitcher's mound.
11:06Yeah, we have a pitcher's mound.
11:08So, whenever you want, we can pull out the mound.
11:10Let's go.
11:11Throwing the first pitch tonight.
11:13Go ahead.
11:14No shit.
11:15Dude.
11:16No shit.
11:17Yeah, I'm nervous.
11:18Dude.
11:19I'm wild, right?
11:20That's fucking awesome.
11:21What a crazy life.
11:22Stupid.
11:23Very stupid.
11:24Love that for you, man.
11:25My parents came in.
11:26That's how old.
11:27So, now I'm going to disappoint them again.
11:31If you don't get to warm up,
11:32the first throw to 60 feet is a lot.
11:36This is no good.
11:37This is no good.
11:40It's not good if I'm nervous in the barstool office
11:43before I go out to break with people.
11:48Do I have to drink before?
11:51That's the one.
11:52That's the one.
11:53I have to do one, though.
11:55I can't go from the stretch.
11:56Nobody's on, you know?
11:59That's the one.
12:00That's the one.
12:01But the thing feels good.
12:02But why in what world did you guys ever need a mound?
12:05Honestly.
12:06Can we have this one?
12:09That's it right there.
12:13That's it.
12:14That's it right there.
12:16That just looks like I'm a professional, no?
12:18Marty, Vinci says you're looking good.
12:20I feel like that was beautiful.
12:21It was.
12:22The problem is my arm's starting to hurt.
12:24I'm throwing into a basketball hoop right now.
12:26It's just harder than it looks.
12:35That's the bad stuff right there.
12:38I'm not showing my bald-ass head to the play.
12:41I'm not showing my bald-ass head to the fucking Wrigley Field.
12:44It's my biggest day.
12:45I'm going to have to go like this.
12:51I feel like that was pretty good, no?
12:53Alright.
12:54You feel good?
12:55Yeah, I feel good.
12:56My arm's starting to hurt.
13:10To wear a Red Sox jersey and Vin Wade to throw out the first pitch,
13:13that motherfucker would wear a Red Sox jersey.
13:14Absolutely.
13:15Don't let him lie to you.
13:16No, that's a no-change.
13:17You'd wear any jersey.
13:18Any jersey.
13:19You'd wear a Taliban jersey if you had to get one.
13:23If it helped you chase clout, you'd be out all day long.
13:26The clout's chasing me.
13:27Cubs asked me to do the first pitch against the Yankees.
13:32I said no.
13:33Really?
13:34Yeah.
13:35Wow.
13:36Would you wear another jersey?
13:38I just did it Friday for the first time.
13:40People are roasting me.
13:41Going to the other team's home stadium and cheering for the home team,
13:44unless it's your fucking rival, not the end of the world.
13:47I guess I just don't care.
13:49I care just about the Yankees.
13:54Cut me off again.
13:55Take my spot again.
13:56Cut me off again.
13:58You almost backed into me, too.
14:00You're so far away.
14:01You backed into me, almost.
14:03It took you 20 minutes to walk there after work.
14:05That's crazy.
14:06You cut me right off.
14:07I was just taking a spot.
14:08Cut me right off.
14:09You cut him off?
14:10Cut me, almost hit me in the back, too.
14:12No.
14:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:14I had to back up.
14:15You were about to hit my truck.
14:16Dude, that is not a truck, first of all.
14:18That's UV.
14:19I saw an open spot.
14:20You don't have your own spot?
14:21No, the interns get the best spots.
14:23I wouldn't do that.
14:24The interns shouldn't do that.
14:25No, no.
14:26They shouldn't drive here.
14:27I agree.
14:28Or park somewhere else.
14:29I agree, too.
14:30Steven!
14:31What are we doing about these spots?
14:33Are you on, like, drugs?
14:34What's going on?
14:35No, what are we doing about these spots?
14:36What do we do with these spots?
14:37You're the head spot guy.
14:38No, I've been removed from that position.
14:39And then who took my handicap?
14:40I'm not responsible for that.
14:41I did bring that issue up, though.
14:43Who did take it?
14:44Somebody's in the handicap.
14:45That's my spot.
14:46She ran in.
14:47And then backed up, was threatening to hit my car.
14:50Came out, double-birded me.
14:51Interns should not be parking anywhere over here in the front.
14:55No shot.
14:56No?
14:57How about if you get here early, you can park there?
14:58No.
14:59No.
15:00If you get here early, you can park there.
15:01He works a night shift.
15:02I work a night shift.
15:03Who parks in the handicap spot?
15:04Probably a handicapped person.
15:05I'm removing the handicapped person.
15:06Go yell at him.
15:07Go yell at the handicapped person.
15:08I'm removing the handicapped side.
15:09Because nobody's handicapped in here.
15:10That's illegal to remove the handicapped side, you dummy.
15:13You're just mad because somebody parked in the handicapped spot.
15:15Right?
15:16Right.
15:17This is the only thing you've ever been mad because you always park in the handicapped
15:18spot.
15:19If you're going to get groceries, I always want a good spot when I'm getting my groceries.
15:20First of all, I always park like ten spots back to give the old people the front ten
15:21spots.
15:22Not me.
15:23You don't believe in that.
15:24Okay.
15:25You're a bad person.
15:26All right.
15:27So, if a lady or whatever, a guy was ... Oh, see, Jack's seen the spot.
15:28Fair.
15:29He's seen it before me.
15:30He couldn't cut into it.
15:31Fair.
15:32It's a mirror.
15:33He went past it, which then I'm thinking in my brain, oh my God, he didn't see that
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15:35That's my spot.
15:36How come he's not seen that spot?
15:37I thought he didn't see it because he went past it.
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