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00:00Good morning, excited, feeling like a renewed good energy, thinking about cooking a grilled
00:07cheese today just in case that one comes back.
00:10No!
00:11Oh god!
00:12Hey!
00:13How are you feeling?
00:14I mean you don't really know how to feel because you don't know what you're doing.
00:16I can hopefully be a little bit more cerebral than Ben Mitz.
00:19Wow!
00:20Ding!
00:21Den!
00:22Shy!
00:23Gee!
00:24Bang!
00:25You!
00:26Oh!
00:27Oh!
00:28Oh!
00:29Welcome in boys!
00:30Come on in!
00:31You ready?
00:32We have a fun day planned.
00:33This is the big reveal.
00:34Yes.
00:35What's going on?
00:36How you doing?
00:37Good to meet you.
00:38How's it going man?
00:39Thanks for having me.
00:40I like the spot.
00:41It's pretty cool, huh?
00:42Yeah.
00:43Hearing about all the fun things planned.
00:44Yeah, you're welcome to stick around.
00:45It's probably going to be a busy day, but it's going to be a hell of a day.
00:46I'm going to go to the kitchen.
00:48I'm going to go to the game tomorrow.
00:49Perfect.
00:50I'm going to bring my son.
00:51Perfect.
00:52So if you want to get in a fight.
00:53Yeah.
00:54Back to back.
00:55I'll let him know.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Well yeah, welcome.
00:58We'll have you on right after you do mostly sports.
00:59So yeah.
01:00Perfect.
01:01Do you know Brandon Walker?
01:02I've seen some of the stuff.
01:03Have you seen the punk drop?
01:04I saw a little bit of it, but I knew when I was watching it, I can't watch it because
01:05I don't want to cringe a little bit.
01:06Cringe.
01:07Cringe.
01:08Did he just slip?
01:09He slipped twice.
01:11I'll let him tell the rest.
01:12I remember I saw that.
01:13He's like pumping his fist.
01:14And I was like, what the hell?
01:15Oh, look at that.
01:16It's Brady Kachuk.
01:17What's up guys?
01:18Connor, get your ass up.
01:19Get up.
01:20What's up, Brady?
01:21I'm Mark.
01:22I'm Brady.
01:23Brandon, how are you?
01:24Good to see you as well.
01:25I wasn't kidding.
01:26Look at that.
01:27I wasn't kidding.
01:28Brady Kachuk style.
01:29Look at that.
01:30Look at that.
01:31Look at that.
01:32Look at that.
01:33Look at that.
01:34Look at that.
01:35Look at that.
01:36Look at that.
01:37Look at that.
01:38Look at that.
01:39Look at that.
01:40Brady Kachuk stopping by.
01:41That's Brady Kachuk.
01:42What's up, man?
01:43How you doing?
01:44Doing good.
01:45What's going on with you guys?
01:46What's up?
01:47Huge hockey fans.
01:48I just became a hockey fan like three weeks ago.
01:49I don't know if you saw the tournament you guys played in.
01:51I saw the puck drop.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Oh, God.
01:54Did you see it, really?
01:55I saw that.
01:56What are your initial thoughts?
01:57Well, I love the walk.
01:58I love the swag.
01:59Yeah.
02:00And then I knew what was going to happen, and I was like, you know what?
02:03I don't know if I can follow through with the whole videos.
02:06Right.
02:07I couldn't either.
02:09I slipped three times.
02:10If you had been the captain that was sitting there about ready to play a game and I had
02:13done that, would you have hit me in the knee with a stick or something?
02:16No.
02:17Absolutely not.
02:18Make sure you're all right first.
02:19Yeah.
02:20And I had a good laugh after.
02:21Right.
02:22How was it?
02:23Did he bring up the puck?
02:24Oh, yeah.
02:25I brought it up right away.
02:26There you go.
02:27You're a golfer?
02:28I do, but it's been a while.
02:29Not too...
02:30I feel like hockey players are always sneaky, great golfers.
02:31I know.
02:32I'm definitely not the great golfer.
02:33That's what they all say.
02:34All right.
02:35Close to the pin.
02:36All right.
02:37Close to the pin.
02:38We got myself.
02:39Brady's Chuck.
02:40Brandon Walker.
02:41PFC commentary.
02:42Brady says he's not.
02:43He doesn't feel confident, but I feel like he's going to be good.
02:47Oh, gosh.
02:48Sit.
02:50Sit.
02:53Wow.
02:54Wow.
02:55All right.
02:56Well, that's not ideal.
02:58All right.
02:59There we go.
03:00Uh-oh.
03:01That's got to go.
03:02Who do we got?
03:04All right.
03:05That's a three-putt calling my name right there.
03:09Uh-oh.
03:13Pure swing.
03:16Nice job, man.
03:18That's two chips over the green and three putts.
03:24That's pretty good.
03:25Too much?
03:28Oh, Hank got me.
03:29I think he got me, right, Hank?
03:30Well, you won.
03:31No, you won.
03:32You won.
03:33You won.
03:35Hank's way better at the short game.
03:36I'm more of a long drive guy.
03:37That's okay.
03:38You've been warming up for 20 minutes, Hank.
03:40This is like your 38th shot.
03:41Close to the pin.
03:42Lucy.
03:43Hank does a great job setting up close to the pin.
03:45He makes sure everything's perfect.
03:48He works on it for like 45 minutes just to make sure.
03:50I'm just a prepared guy.
03:51Preparation's everything.
03:52That's what I'm saying.
03:53Yeah.
03:54That's part of producing.
03:55Like, imagine if they came in and the golf simulator wasn't set up.
03:56I know.
03:57It's part of producing.
03:58And like, what if something wasn't working?
03:59You did a great job.
04:00I had to test everything.
04:01That was seamless.
04:02I made sure every single ball was good.
04:03Not bad.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Checked all.
04:07Oh, I'm just saying.
04:08How many guys are combined?
04:09So, it started last year.
04:10Mincy.
04:11I don't know if you know anything about Mincy.
04:12Absolute moron.
04:13Dumbest guy we got.
04:14Last year, we had the combine.
04:15He was in a poker tournament.
04:16And he was going deep in the poker tournament.
04:17And he just missed the combine.
04:18And it's like, that's the only thing he has to do all year.
04:19Like, as a punishment, kind of.
04:20I was like, all right, you're going to do a pro day versus one of our other guys.
04:21And we did the pro day.
04:22And it was just like the funniest thing ever.
04:23So, this year's the second pro day.
04:24Yeah.
04:25I don't know.
04:26I don't know.
04:28But, I'm excited to be in the trenches with you boys.
04:29And I feel like it'll be a fairly cold game.
04:30We'll call it clean.
04:31Try not to knock over a camera again this year.
04:32That looked expensive.
04:33I was selling out for the company.
04:34I don't know what you're talking about.
04:35Leave it all on the line.
04:36Just don't harm the cameras.
04:37Or the officials.
04:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:39All right, refs.
04:40Let's go.
04:41Let's go.
04:42Let's go.
04:43Let's go.
04:44Let's go.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47Let's go.
04:48Let's go.
04:49Let's go.
04:50Let's go.
04:51Let's go.
04:52Let's go.
04:53Let's go.
04:54Let's go.
04:55Let's go.
04:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:57All right, refs.
04:58How are you feeling?
04:59Pumped.
05:00Mincy Clemmer Pro Day was one of my favorite events.
05:01And now I got one of my favorite new coworkers doing it alongside me.
05:05I absolutely choose to be out here with Spider-Man.
05:07Just a mountain of a human being.
05:09We're going to be all in.
05:11Ready to ref the two best athletes in the office.
05:15That's right.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Yeah.
05:19Oh.
05:24Someone's getting hurt today.
05:26It'll probably be Mincy or Clemmer now that I think about it.
05:28It'll probably be one of those two.
05:29Kind of one of those.
05:31I have no idea what the hell we're about to get into,
05:33so just embrace the madness and roll with it.
05:35Don't overthink it.
05:37I've got to repeat.
05:38I've got to repeat.
05:39I cannot let Ben and Mincy beat me.
05:40Pride is on the line.
05:41Everything's on the line.
05:42Here they come.
05:43There's Chris Clemmer.
05:44Chris Clemmer.
05:45That's a run.
05:46Last year's champion.
05:47Last year's champion.
05:48Oh, and here comes Ben Mintz.
05:51The challenger.
05:52The challenger.
05:53Looks like that.
05:55Why don't you guys go put these on.
05:57I think that's yours.
05:58That's yours.
05:59So put that on.
06:01Oh, no.
06:02Those aren't shoes.
06:03So put the shoes on.
06:04Over or under?
06:05The bombs bursting in air
06:09Gave proof through the night
06:14That our flag was still there
06:18Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
06:27O'er the land of the free
06:34And the home of the brave
06:42Okay.
06:43Are you guys ready to go?
06:44The first event is Slippery Stairs Race.
06:46Oh, wow.
06:47Oh, yeah.
06:48Palms and feet.
06:49Yes.
06:50Make sure you get their palms and feet as well.
06:52This is the first of 21 events.
06:54Yeah.
06:55There they go.
06:56Oh, here we go.
07:01Full contact.
07:02Oh, wow.
07:07Clemmer.
07:08Spidey.
07:09Easy.
07:10All right.
07:11Goes down the other side.
07:12And that's one for Clemmer.
07:13That's one for Clemmer.
07:14I'll deserve one.
07:15All right.
07:16One-nothing Clemmer.
07:17Oh, wow.
07:18Oh, yeah.
07:19Yeah, buddy.
07:20Oh, yeah.
07:21Oh, yeah.
07:22Oh, yeah.
07:23Mincy.
07:24This is the Mincy.
07:25This is what I want to see.
07:26Oh, my God, Mincy.
07:27Listen to it.
07:28Mincy, can you make eye contact?
07:29Look upwards.
07:30Oh, wow.
07:31Oh, wow.
07:32Oh, wow.
07:33Oh, wow.
07:34Oh, wow.
07:35Oh, wow.
07:36Oh, wow.
07:37Oh, wow.
07:38Oh, wow.
07:39Oh, wow.
07:40Oh, wow.
07:41Oh, wow.
07:42Oh, wow.
07:43Oh, wow.
07:44Looks upwards.
07:45Look at the camera.
07:46Look up though.
07:47Yeah.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:49Oh.
07:50Sounds.
07:51No eating?
07:52Cheating.
07:57No, yeah.
07:58I told you.
07:59No.
08:00That was sick.
08:01No eating.
08:02Then, Shai-Gee-Dong-Wan-Jai-Ding?
08:07Ding? Ding?
08:09King-Zai-Dong-Zee-Egg-Rolls-Kong-Pow-Chicken-Ding-Dong-Thank-You.
08:23Oh! Oh! Oh!
08:31Alright, we're off.
08:32We're off.
08:36Oh, he's turning!
08:37Oh! Oh!
08:38Hi!
08:39Hello!
08:40Hi!
08:41Oh, over here!
08:42Oh, he's got Glimmer!
08:44Make it fall off!
08:45Glimmer's going to Peek-A-Boo!
08:47He's going to Peek-A-Boo!
08:48Alright, looking back at Mintz!
08:50Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh no!
08:58He's up there! Up there!
08:59And he's a little tired after the last one.
09:05Oh!
09:06Oh!
09:08Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:21Whistle!
09:34Oh, and score!
09:35Yeah!
09:36Oh!
09:37You know why we're hitting each other, guys?
09:39I wouldn't hurt him.
09:40What the fuck are you doing?
09:41Oh, I'm going to fall in!
09:43Oh no!
09:44Breakaway!
09:45Oh!
09:46Fox-Star sound, go!
09:47Whistle!
09:48Alright, let's get to cooking!
09:49Scallops?
09:50Promise once we get that glove on, we're going to be off and running here.
09:54He's got to get that glove on.
09:55He's facing a full minute.
09:56That's the one hurdle.
09:57It's like one minute.
09:58A whole minute.
09:59The glove is on.
10:00It's okay.
10:01Please, let's try not to start a fire this time.
10:03Don't worry about me.
10:04His butter is burning.
10:05His butter is burning.
10:06Now his butter is burning.
10:09Mintz!
10:11No!
10:12Oh god!
10:13Why?
10:14Keep pushing.
10:15Keep pushing.
10:20He's making his favorite steamed cheese.
10:24A steamed cheese sandwich.
10:26Like mom used to make.
10:29That's raw.
10:30That's blue.
10:31Raw.
10:36That is raw.
10:38It's raw.
10:40It's raw.
10:42Very raw.
10:43Clemmer wins.
10:44Clemmer wins this one.
10:45Whistle!
10:47Oh!
10:50Let's go!
10:52Oh!
10:55I could just watch him do this forever.
10:58Oh my god!
11:01It's getting hot.
11:02Oh!
11:03Oh my god.
11:04Incredible.
11:07Don't cut your head!
11:08Oh my god, he's going to get stuck in there.
11:10He got it.
11:12Holy fuck!
11:14This is good.
11:16Oh!
11:17What is it?
11:18It's mint!
11:19Mint!
11:20Two points!
11:21Wow!
11:22Clemmer!
11:23You did it.
11:28Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:31Christopher Clemmer.
11:32You missed a six.
11:33And that's it.
11:34You missed a six!
11:35Oh!
11:38Clemmer did it.
11:39Oh my god.
11:40Clemmer wins.
11:41Clemmer.
11:42Incredible.
11:43Clemmer, you did it.
11:44Yay, Clemmer.
11:45Congratulations.
11:46Two in a row.
11:47Two in a row.
11:48Mincy.
11:49Hey.
11:50Sit down.
11:51You left it all out there, man.
11:52Nothing to be ashamed of.
11:53You both left it all out there.
11:54Let's go!
11:55Thank you, man.
11:57See you tomorrow.
11:58You impressed me, Mincy.
11:59Shout out.
12:00That was fun.
12:01That was super.
12:02That was super fun.
12:03Thank y'all for doing that.
12:04Great job, man.
12:05Always good to see you.
12:06Christopher, always.
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12:38Go up to McDonald's and the person in front of us has four Big Macs and fries and 40 chicken nuggets.
12:44Like, we're cooked.
12:45Like, that right there, we'd be done.
12:47Like, obviously, we'd still have a couple more, but we wouldn't be able to get 15.
12:50I think we're going to surprise people.
12:51So do I.
12:52Basically, you can't afford six family-sized meals.
12:55Yeah.
12:56But you could all take down one family-sized meal.
12:58For sure.
12:59But then there's 15 of them.
13:00You got a couple singles?
13:01Like, you get lucky a couple times?
13:02No, we need more than a couple singles.
13:04This guy's being super modest about how much he can eat.
13:06He's ready to go.
13:07Listen, I'm going to squat a shitload tomorrow.
13:09Get juiced up.
13:11Like, I know I can eat.
13:12It's just when you get full, you just can't get un-full.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Like, there's nothing you can do.
13:16I think what we have to do is realistically hope that each of us can hit three restaurants solo to get us to 12.
13:25And then just be like, let's just try.
13:27Oh, for sure.
13:28Like, one person should just go until they're done.
13:30Because we also have the drink mixed in.
13:32Right.
13:33Starbucks, first spot.
13:34Because they close at 8.30.
13:36Yeah, that sucks.
13:37But we have to.
13:38Yeah.
13:39If we catch a night shift guy, we're fucked.
13:41Yeah, what do you think we should eat tomorrow?
13:43Bread.
13:44No.
13:45No.
13:46Early in the day?
13:47Yeah.
13:48No, I think it's like a full head of lettuce.
13:49No, you've got to expand your stomach.
13:50No, but you eat a lot of volume of something that isn't filling.
13:53So, like, it expands the stomach.
13:54Protein.
13:55Yeah.
13:56A lot of protein.
13:57Bro, we just had three completely different things.
13:58I was going to eat, like, a baguette at, like, 10 a.m.
14:00A full baguette?
14:01Yeah.
14:02You've got to drink a lot of water.
14:03At, like, 10 a.m.
14:04Like, Chestnut just drinks so much water.
14:06Yeah, a ton of water.
14:07He just drinks so much water.
14:09I'll text him and ask him what he eats the day of.
14:11Yeah.
14:12I am just so pumped, man.
14:13I'm happy that you're excited.
14:15Oh, I'm juiced.
14:16Because...
14:17This is my thing.
14:18Like, I can eat so much food.
14:20You just started.
14:21Run in that mouth.
14:22That's all McCarthy does.
14:23Runs that little fucking mouth.
14:25I would never complain about where I sit in a car.
14:27That's all I'm saying.
14:28I am a guest!
14:29Do you know how to treat guests?
14:32No.
14:33This isn't...
14:34I...
14:35This does nothing for me.
14:36Why are you mad?
14:37Why are you mad?
14:38This is crazy.
14:39This is crazy that you're giving the smallest guy the captain's seat.
14:43You weigh 100 pounds!
14:46You weigh 100 pounds!
14:48You make years taking vacation every time we have large magnets!
14:52Let's go bench 135, Jack!
14:54Let's go!
14:55Hey, let's go bench 135, dude!
14:57I'm fucking hungry, too.
14:58That's the problem here.
14:59I also think that is ultimately wrong.
15:01I'm angry right now because we have 15.
15:03I also think that's a problem.
15:04I'm fucking hungry.
15:05I'm hungry if we break this record tonight.
15:0715 places in the Dug Dug Challenge.
15:10This guy is doing Barstool After Dark.
15:12No!
15:13All I want to see...
15:14He's absolutely doing Barstool After Dark.
15:16He said...
15:17Get in the arena!
15:18Get in the arena!
15:19We put our lives on the line.
15:21You have to do...
15:22No, Jack, you have to do the bench 135 stream.
15:24Yes.
15:25Yes.
15:26Yup.
15:27Yup.
15:28Yes.
15:29I'll do that.
15:30I'll go do the bench 135 stream.
15:31Get in the arena.
15:32I would never complain about benching 135.
15:35D.Va.
15:36You and Brandon Walker, D.Va.
15:37You just said you wouldn't do it!
15:38D.Va!
15:39You just said, I won't do it!
15:40D.Va!
15:41No.
15:42Jack, have fun going home at 5.30 while we stay and keep the lights on.
15:45That was great.
15:46Yeah, you got a fucking vacation during March Madness.
15:48He's going on vacation during March Madness.
15:51Yeah, two years in a row he's going on vacation March Madness.
15:54Two years in a row.
15:55I'm stressed.
15:56I'm stressed.
15:58I'm stressed.
15:59And McCarthy's a bitch.
16:00Lucas, I overreacted to.
16:01McCarthy, I think I underreacted to.
16:03I should have yelled at him more.
16:16I feel great now that I puked everything up.
16:18There's all the liquid.
16:20Brutal.
16:21The mango for Fried Shirt Diet Coke.
16:25Nothing close to the real Guzzler.
16:27Big cat.
16:28Oh, man.
16:29Oh, man.
16:30I had a smoothie, a frappe, and three chocolate milkshakes.
16:37Just so full of liquid.
16:39Just couldn't do it anymore.
16:40Just tried to take a sip of lemonade and it was over.
16:44My whole body was liquid.
16:45I had ice cream coming out of my nose.
16:48I was driving at the end just being like, there's ice cream seeping out of my nose.
16:53I just can't hold it in anymore.
17:00When have you ever made an effort to hang out with anyone in the office besides fucking
17:04Because I knew from fucking day one that you guys would all talk shit about me and call
17:08girl meetings and all this fuck shit.
17:10So why are you turning off your location to hang out with my fucking ex-boyfriend?
17:14It's fucking weird, Ella.
17:15You play the victim in every single fucking situation possible.
17:18I'm not the victim.
17:19It was fucking weird.
17:20And then I saw Paige and Caitlin and I was like, all right, I'll turn it back on.
17:23I just wanted to avoid this shit where everyone thinks I want to fuck everyone here.
17:27I don't want to fuck anyone.
17:29Was he involved in the gossip?
17:31Yeah, I'm kind of like a centerpiece in that.
17:34Oh, no.
17:37Forget about the speech.
17:38What are we talking about here?
17:41Are they arguing over you?
17:42That's bad for you.
17:43No, because I didn't do anything wrong in my eyes.
17:47That's bad for you.
17:50We've had talks.
17:51I know, but I didn't do anything this time.
17:53Okay.
17:54I gave you my word.
17:55Yeah.
17:56No more in office.
17:57Yeah.
17:59You are the worst.
18:00I got drinks with a co-worker, Ella, yesterday.
18:04Nothing happened.
18:05We're just friends.
18:06We've become very good friends.
18:07Oh, no.
18:08And she decided that she should turn her location off.
18:12And I said, I don't know why you would do that.
18:14We have nothing to hide.
18:15We're just friends.
18:16We don't even hug each other.
18:17We just dab each other up at work.
18:18And I understand why Annika was upset about the whole thing.
18:21Whatever.
18:22Nothing happened.
18:23I want to make that very, very clear.
18:24Okay.
18:25Come on, Annika.
18:26Come in.
18:27Annika.
18:28Come in.
18:29Annika.
18:30I'll put it this way.
18:31I don't think there's anyone against me on this one.
18:33I think Nick spoke for himself.
18:35The whole cave is sitting there wondering why the fuck he can't keep his mouth shut for once in his fucking life.
18:40That's fair.
18:41Yeah.
18:42He's been warned.
18:43He's already slept with half the office.
18:47So he should probably take a chill pill.
18:51A fancy funeral.
18:54And as for the other party involved, I think it's probably a lot fucking smarter to go for someone who is not another co-worker's ex-boyfriend.
19:05I'm never going to fight about Nick.
19:08He's not worth my fucking time.
19:10If you're going to be a friend of mine, the last thing you're going to do is go get drinks with my ex-boyfriend and turn off your location.
19:21Shut the fuck up.
19:23You already fucking talked.
19:25You've got to be able to rebuttal.
19:27You've got to rebuttal.
19:28He sits here like he's all big and strong.
19:30And behind closed doors, he's like, I still fucking love you.
19:33Go away.
19:34Go the fuck away.
19:35Okay, but who's the one that invited me to come over this weekend?
19:38You.
19:39You are fucking easy.
19:41You are easy.
19:45This is Ronnie and Sammy in Jersey Shore.
19:49Okay.
19:50He said if I sleep with another co-worker, I'm done.
19:53And I swear to God, right hand on the Bible, did not happen.
19:57That's it?
19:58It would be funny if he did.
20:00Sleep with another co-worker and I'm done.
20:02And I swear to God, right hand on the Bible.
20:05What happened? I missed it.
20:06You didn't miss much.
20:08Did it go well?
20:09Yeah.
20:10I don't know what to say.
20:14You haven't said anything in a while.
20:16Yeah, not everyone wants to fuck Nicky Smokes.
20:21I don't want to.
20:23It's a little bit blown out of proportion.
20:25Location?
20:27Why are you looking at it?
20:30Thank you so much, Ella.
20:32Not everyone wants to fuck Nicky Smokes.
20:35That was a good answer.
20:36That was a great fucking answer.
20:38Great point.
20:39Not everyone wants to fuck Nicky Smokes.
20:42Not everyone wants to fuck Nicky Smokes.
20:45Yep, exactly.
20:46Not everyone wants to fuck Nicky Smokes.
20:49That's why we're friends.
20:53What?
20:54I love this.
20:57I live for this.
20:59Hey, man. What's up?
21:00How we doing, boys?
21:01Good.
21:02How's everything?
21:03I'm good.
21:04Good.
21:05You guys are good.