Trevor And The Virgin Full movie
Trevor And The Virgin Full movie
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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:28Tell who?
00:00:29Please.
00:00:30What's your name again?
00:00:31Martha.
00:00:32Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:33Please, Martha.
00:00:34She's psycho.
00:00:35She's psycho?
00:00:36You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay.
00:00:43Just tuck in your head.
00:00:45Thank you.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:55Football player?
00:00:56Weird.
00:00:57No.
00:00:58Doesn't ring any balls.
00:00:59I mean bells.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:02Even girls like you.
00:01:03I haven't seen him.
00:01:04Also, you've got a little...
00:01:05I'm watching you.
00:01:06Granny panties?
00:01:07Seriously?
00:01:08How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:09I don't know.
00:01:10I'm just a kid.
00:01:11I'm a kid.
00:01:12I'm a kid.
00:01:13I'm a kid.
00:01:14I'm a kid.
00:01:15I'm a kid.
00:01:16I'm a kid.
00:01:17I'm a kid.
00:01:18I'm a kid.
00:01:19I'm a kid.
00:01:20I'm a kid.
00:01:21I'm a kid.
00:01:22I'm a kid.
00:01:23I'm a kid.
00:01:24I'm a kid.
00:01:25I'm a kid.
00:01:26I'm a kid.
00:01:27How many of those boners do you own?
00:01:28None of your business.
00:01:29Cover up.
00:01:30No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:31She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:32Why?
00:01:33Did she ask for something?
00:01:34Like...
00:01:35Commitment?
00:01:36Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:37I don't like her like that.
00:01:38She doesn't get the hint.
00:01:39She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:40I'm sorry.
00:01:41I didn't...
00:01:42Anyway.
00:01:43What'll it be?
00:01:44Huh?
00:01:45I said I owed you one.
00:01:46I'm a man of my word.
00:01:47I'm a man of my word.
00:01:48I'm a man of my word.
00:01:49I'm a man of my word.
00:01:50I'm a man of my word.
00:01:51I'm a man of my word.
00:01:52I'm a man of my word.
00:01:53This is my chance.
00:02:00A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:02And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:04What can I do ya for, Martha?
00:02:09Drew Longhorn!
00:02:10Drew Longhorn?
00:02:11Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:13I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:15Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:20He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:23I had chemistry.
00:02:26You had chemistry?
00:02:27Yes.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:30You want his attention?
00:02:31Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:33But not in that...
00:02:35Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl.
00:02:37And it's not...
00:02:38Forget it.
00:02:39Hey.
00:02:40No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:41Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:43I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets.
00:02:47You know?
00:02:48You're really pretty.
00:02:49You need to show it.
00:02:51You're messing with me.
00:02:52I'm not.
00:02:53I swear.
00:02:55You're just going to have to trust me.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:02Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:04And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:07Shopping.
00:03:08One, two, three, four.
00:03:10Ho!
00:03:11Ho!
00:03:12Ho!
00:03:13Ho!
00:03:14Ho!
00:03:15Ho!
00:03:16Ho!
00:03:22Ta-da.
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:24It's my one night stand box.
00:03:26Go on.
00:03:27Take your pick.
00:03:28It's my one night stand box.
00:03:31Go on.
00:03:32Take your pick.
00:03:33No, thank you.
00:03:34I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies.
00:03:38What?
00:03:39These aren't trophies.
00:03:40These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:46So...
00:03:47I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:50I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl.
00:03:55No.
00:03:56Come on, Martha.
00:03:57This stuff's hot.
00:03:59Come on.
00:04:01Just wear it.
00:04:02Trust me.
00:04:03I've worn it.
00:04:04I haven't worn it.
00:04:05I lied.
00:04:06I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:09I just never had the guts.
00:04:11Turn around.
00:04:14Are your eyes closed?
00:04:16Oh, yeah.
00:04:17Totally.
00:04:21Okay.
00:04:22Turn around.
00:04:26Wow.
00:04:28Trevor!
00:04:29What?
00:04:30There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:31Just get dressed, please.
00:04:32As you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:34Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:38Then that's it.
00:04:39Good night.
00:04:40Good night.
00:04:41Good night.
00:04:42Good night.
00:04:43Good night.
00:04:44Good night.
00:04:45Good night.
00:04:46Good night.
00:04:47Good night.
00:04:48Good night.
00:04:49Oh my god, did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:04:59No, I'm not doing this.
00:05:07Okay, I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:17Alright, there's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:20Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:23You listening?
00:05:24Yep.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:26One, eye contact.
00:05:28Not like that.
00:05:30And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:33Come on, this is serious.
00:05:35I'm very serious.
00:05:37Alright, and three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:40You know, quick hand on the arm, brush it on his bicep.
00:05:43He'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:45Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:48Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:51All he does is play games.
00:05:57You ready?
00:06:01Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:03Wow, that was really good.
00:06:06I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:10I spoke too soon.
00:06:12I got it.
00:06:13Thanks.
00:06:27Hey, everyone.
00:06:29This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:32He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:33We're just friends.
00:06:34Oh, Mar-Mar, stop being so coy.
00:06:36We're in love.
00:06:38What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:40Just trust me.
00:06:41If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:45It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:47Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:49Who's going to believe this anyway?
00:06:51Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No.
00:06:55Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev, what's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:04Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:05You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we have chemistry.
00:07:10We had science class.
00:07:11We were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:14That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:17Yeah, definitely a total joke.
00:07:20But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:23One second.
00:07:25Two seconds.
00:07:27Got him.
00:07:29What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha.
00:07:34Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:36Well, hey, guys, we're playing a game of drink or dinner in the next room.
00:07:39You care to join?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:41No.
00:07:42Sweet.
00:07:43See you there.
00:07:47That was good, right?
00:07:49Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:50No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:52I got this.
00:08:00Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:03So what?
00:08:04So she's going to know I lied to her.
00:08:06So?
00:08:07Just ignore her.
00:08:08My turn.
00:08:09Tila, drink or dare?
00:08:11I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:13Drink.
00:08:15I want you to drink with Trevor.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:22I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:24Drink.
00:08:26I want you to drink with Trevor.
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:37Open up.
00:08:57Yum.
00:08:59Okay, my turn.
00:09:01You, drink or dare?
00:09:04Drink.
00:09:06I'm going to dare.
00:09:09Okay.
00:09:11I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest
00:09:15of the game.
00:09:19Hello?
00:09:20What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Yes, she does.
00:09:26Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
00:09:31Oh!
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:45My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:10:00I should be happy.
00:10:07This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:14But...
00:10:16That was hot.
00:10:21Yeah.
00:10:25I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:28No, it's fine.
00:10:30I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:33Never saw you around.
00:10:35I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:38Yeah, me too.
00:10:40I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:42Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:44Great.
00:10:45Give me your number.
00:10:49Here.
00:10:50Give me your number.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay, who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:50You okay?
00:11:55I'm leaving.
00:11:56You can stay.
00:11:57I just need my phone.
00:11:59Okay, where's my cigarette?
00:12:01I'll walk you home.
00:12:02No, give them to me.
00:12:03No, you have to give them.
00:12:04I know that you have them.
00:12:07Your advice didn't work.
00:12:09I guess you know.
00:12:11It's probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:19Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:33One, he's a douche.
00:12:35Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:37You're doing great so far.
00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I can tell you weren't that into it, so.
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tilla's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:59Oh, priceless.
00:13:02How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:07Hide your emotions.
00:13:09They're just so easy to read.
00:13:13I noticed.
00:13:15I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:16What's your secret?
00:13:18I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:23There is no secret.
00:13:25It's just who I am, right?
00:13:28Oh, and before I forget.
00:13:47Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.
00:13:52You don't have to thank me.
00:13:54I owed you one.
00:13:56I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:01Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:03Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss.
00:14:10I'm going to go.
00:14:13Good night, Trevor.
00:14:26Good night.
00:14:40That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:43And there it was.
00:14:45The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:48Chemistry.
00:14:49Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you-know-what on campus, and me.
00:14:57The Virgin.
00:15:12Rumor has it that every girl on campus once drew Longhorn.
00:15:23Every girl, except me.
00:15:27Because after last week, I could not be more overdrew.
00:15:32Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:35So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:40I had to go home to study.
00:15:43I have a big test coming up.
00:15:45What are you up to later?
00:15:46Probably more studying.
00:15:49Why?
00:15:50The wet party.
00:15:54The wet party?
00:15:56It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:16:00So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:03What about it?
00:16:05You in?
00:16:06I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:09But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:12Wait.
00:16:13Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:15Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:16Holt?
00:16:17Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me.
00:16:19I think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:24Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend.
00:16:32What are those?
00:16:33Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party?
00:16:39Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:41I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:43Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:46Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:51No.
00:16:53Yes, okay.
00:16:55I just keep playing the night over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:59I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:02We had chemistry.
00:17:09How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:14You know.
00:17:15Take your virginity.
00:17:16Just don't say that word.
00:17:18What word?
00:17:20What word?
00:17:22Virginity.
00:17:23There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Ma.
00:17:25Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:26He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:28Screw him.
00:17:29That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:31I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:38I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:40You're right.
00:17:41And you know what?
00:17:42Forget this stupid party.
00:17:44I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:45Oh no.
00:17:46We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:49Yup.
00:17:50And forget these dumb books.
00:17:52All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:57Shh.
00:18:04Step one.
00:18:05Dress to impress.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one.
00:18:14Dress to impress.
00:18:15Check.
00:18:16Step two.
00:18:18Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:20Basic bra bro.
00:18:21Check.
00:18:22That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:23He's cute.
00:18:26He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:28You're what?
00:18:29The thing is a girl can't look.
00:18:35Step three.
00:18:36To really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:39Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:45Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:47I already did that, Deb.
00:18:49I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:51Showed him who I really am.
00:18:52And he rejected me.
00:18:53Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:54No.
00:18:56From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:19:00Great.
00:19:01This will be fun.
00:19:24Kick came back since day, since day.
00:19:26Don't believe us?
00:19:27We just got a shot.
00:19:28Got a whole team.
00:19:29Flippin' up like it's Monday.
00:19:30Playin' like it don't matter.
00:19:32I'ma take a shot.
00:19:33Punchin' that cash bag.
00:19:34This is the way I do it.
00:19:38Trevor Holt.
00:19:40He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:42Trevor Holt.
00:19:45He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:47But now that he is...
00:19:48Martha!
00:19:50Glad you could make it.
00:19:52And you brought a friend.
00:19:54Drew Longhorn.
00:19:55In the flesh.
00:19:57And you are...
00:19:58Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:02It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:06What are you doing here?
00:20:08Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:10They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:12None of your concern.
00:20:14Can we talk?
00:20:15Alone?
00:20:17I need a refill anyway.
00:20:20Debra?
00:20:21Care to join me?
00:20:23You came here with Drew?
00:20:25Really?
00:20:26Why? Jealous?
00:20:28After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:30He's right.
00:20:32That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:36I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:38Martha, this party, these people...
00:20:41It's not your thing.
00:20:42Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:44Please, you're an open book.
00:20:46That's what I like about you.
00:20:48Trevor!
00:20:49Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:51Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:53Hello?
00:20:55No. Yes?
00:20:56Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:21:00Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:02There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:03Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:05You!
00:21:06Who let you into this party?
00:21:08Who let you into this college?
00:21:10Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:12There's a first time for everything.
00:21:14All right, it's two to a team.
00:21:17So who's it going to be?
00:21:19The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:22Her.
00:21:23Fine.
00:21:24Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:25Let's do this.
00:21:26Debra, are you in?
00:21:28Oh, no, I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:31I'll just watch.
00:21:32You sure?
00:21:34Positive.
00:21:36You know what? Let's up the stakes.
00:21:38What did you have in mind?
00:21:40What about strip beer pong?
00:21:42Oh, sweet.
00:21:44Come on, Toa.
00:21:46I'm game.
00:21:47You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:49What are the rules?
00:21:50Every time we sink a ball,
00:21:52one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:54Oh, yeah.
00:21:56And vice versa.
00:21:58So if Trevor makes it,
00:21:59I strip.
00:22:01Seems easy enough.
00:22:02Come on, Holt.
00:22:03It's game time.
00:22:04Let's go.
00:22:05Ladies first.
00:22:13Hold on.
00:22:15Your form is way off.
00:22:17May I?
00:22:32Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:34You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:36You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:39Oh, please.
00:22:40Ladies, ladies.
00:22:43Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:51Great job.
00:22:57My turn.
00:23:04All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:07You are so lame.
00:23:09You're up.
00:23:10Want another lesson?
00:23:11I think I can handle myself.
00:23:13I learn quick.
00:23:16Okay, I call BS.
00:23:18There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:20could have made that shot.
00:23:21It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:23Ever tried it?
00:23:25Game time.
00:23:30I guess I win.
00:23:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
00:23:36You cannot leave.
00:23:37Not now.
00:23:38Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:40Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:42the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:44doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:46Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:48Who cares, Mar?
00:23:50He told the entire school that he passed up
00:23:52the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:54Hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:23:58Okay?
00:23:59The Martha I know succeeds at everything
00:24:01she sets her mind to.
00:24:03The Martha you know is also still into some guy
00:24:05who rejected her.
00:24:07I should hate him.
00:24:09But I don't.
00:24:11I can't.
00:24:13A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:24:15even after all that.
00:24:18This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:20If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
00:24:23then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:25But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:28Okay?
00:24:29So just no, no, no, like that.
00:24:31Okay, great.
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:33Remember step three.
00:24:35You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:38Okay?
00:24:41Okay.
00:24:44Wait.
00:24:47I have an idea.
00:24:49Wait, where are you going?
00:24:51I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:53Yes!
00:24:54Here we go, girl!
00:24:57Okay, Martha, I can do this.
00:25:00Hey, everybody!
00:25:01Listen up!
00:25:05Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:07Okay, um, well, my name is Martha,
00:25:10and as you may have heard,
00:25:12Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:15But there's more to me than that.
00:25:18So here goes.
00:25:20Tilla James!
00:25:22You called me a clueless nerd,
00:25:24and you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:27I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:30I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:32Can you believe that?
00:25:34I've been so busy studying
00:25:35that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college,
00:25:38like getting to know myself.
00:25:41I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:45I am clueless.
00:25:49Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:51I've never slept with anyone or dated anyone.
00:25:55But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:59Because when the time is right, it will happen,
00:26:02and it will be on my terms.
00:26:04And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me
00:26:07or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:09Because I like me just the way I am.
00:26:18Putting myself out there? Check.
00:26:21I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:26Yeah!
00:26:41Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:44Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:48I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls,
00:26:51but that's only because before any of you knew me,
00:26:54back in high school, someone broke my heart.
00:26:58When I got to college, I slept my way around campus
00:27:01to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:03I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:06And I was fine with that.
00:27:09But the other night,
00:27:11everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:15Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:18You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:21I just, I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:23because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:26And this may sound stupid coming from me,
00:27:28but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:31I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:34And I know I don't deserve it,
00:27:36but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:38Yes!
00:27:39What's that?
00:27:41I said yes, I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:49Whoo!
00:27:51Whoo!
00:27:53Whoo!
00:27:55Whoo!
00:27:57Whoo!
00:27:59Whoo!
00:28:05Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny,
00:28:09charming, and secretly sweet,
00:28:12and hot, like, so hot!
00:28:15Ah!
00:28:17Whoo!
00:28:21Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew,
00:28:25and I really hate parties.
00:28:29Bro.
00:28:30Yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:32and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:34making out with people I don't like.
00:28:36Pro.
00:28:37But today was different,
00:28:39because today I met someone
00:28:41I think I actually really do like.
00:28:43So maybe I don't have to go
00:28:46to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:49I do love drinking, though.
00:28:52Whoo!
00:28:55Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean,
00:28:58or whatever,
00:29:00but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:29:02And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:05Ah!
00:29:07Whoo!
00:29:09Whoo!
00:29:11Yeah!
00:29:13Whoo!
00:29:21So there it is.
00:29:22That's how Trevor Holt,
00:29:24the hottest guy in school,
00:29:26started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:29But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:34All I see is just...
00:29:40I wonder if I look different
00:29:43now that I've...
00:29:46Hey, Dad.
00:29:47Oh, my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:29:49Did what?
00:29:50You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:29:53Why would you say that?
00:29:55Oh, my God, you're glowing.
00:29:57I won all the deeds.
00:29:59It happened.
00:30:00I'm not a virgin!
00:30:02I'm not a virgin!
00:30:04I'm not a virgin!
00:30:06I'm not a virgin!
00:30:08I'm not a virgin!
00:30:10I'm not a virgin!
00:30:12I'm not a virgin!
00:30:14I'm not a virgin!
00:30:15And I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:21Where did you get that?
00:30:23I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:25What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:28Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:30So how was it?
00:30:32It was nice.
00:30:34Is that his hat?
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:36It still smells like him, too.
00:30:39Oh, my God, you're so in love.
00:30:42Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:44I'll call you later.
00:30:45Yeah, not a chance, Mart.
00:30:46You still have two minutes.
00:30:47So hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:50Fine.
00:30:51It was romantic.
00:30:54I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:57He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:59Oh, my God!
00:31:01Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:03The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:05What?
00:31:07The sex wasn't good?
00:31:08It was not the best.
00:31:12No way.
00:31:14Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:16Yes!
00:31:17God, yes.
00:31:18Sorry.
00:31:19Yes, I know.
00:31:20So it's true?
00:31:21And it was kind of...uncomfortable?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26Honestly, Mart, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:32I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember, and then it just happened.
00:31:39And it didn't feel great.
00:31:42I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:43I wish they told us that.
00:31:45I wish I told you that!
00:31:47But I'm not lying when I say it does get better, though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:53What do you mean?
00:31:54I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:57Emotionally and physically.
00:32:00And then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:03What if it wasn't good for him either?
00:32:07I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:09How do you know?
00:32:11He gave you his hat!
00:32:14Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:17What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:20Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep.
00:32:22And secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:24It is very sciency.
00:32:27I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:30That's what the article says!
00:32:32I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:35That's the spirit!
00:32:37Oh, Deb, I gotta go.
00:32:39I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:40Okay, call me later!
00:32:48Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:51You're taking French 401?
00:32:53Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:56French what?
00:32:57French porn.
00:32:58The famous class on French cinema.
00:33:01I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:06I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:08This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:11Oh my god.
00:33:13I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:16Bye, Martha!
00:33:18Bye!
00:33:29Hi! I can see you! Hello!
00:33:36Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:38Hello! I can see you!
00:33:42Oh! Is this video?
00:33:44Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:47The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:49Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:51Sorry, what?
00:33:53It's my first time.
00:33:54Uh, okay.
00:33:56Using Zoom.
00:33:58Right, yes, of course.
00:34:00Mine too, actually. Virgin, still a virgin.
00:34:03What's this you were saying about porn?
00:34:05Porn?
00:34:06I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:09It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:11Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:14What's your major?
00:34:15Chemistry.
00:34:17I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:20Martha.
00:34:24We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:27Yeah.
00:34:28So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:32Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:34I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:37I was going to say army.
00:34:41But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:44Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:46You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:50Do you need to grab that?
00:34:52Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might...
00:34:56I'll call you right back.
00:34:58I'll be here waiting.
00:35:01What is so urgent?
00:35:05Mar...
00:35:08Trevor's dead.
00:35:10What?
00:35:30Hey! How you doing today?
00:35:33Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:35Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:39I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:41Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:43So just take it off and wash it.
00:35:46No.
00:35:49I still can't believe it.
00:35:51There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:53carrying his one-night stand box, and then bam!
00:35:56Hit by a bus.
00:35:58I thought it was a car.
00:35:59I think it was a bus.
00:36:00No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:03I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:06I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:10Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:14and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:16It's like I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:20and now I will never know love again.
00:36:22One sec.
00:36:27Where was I? Oh, yeah.
00:36:29Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:31Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:34Mar, I love you. I do.
00:36:37But enough is enough.
00:36:39I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:44Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:47but it is time to move on.
00:36:50I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:53You knew him for one week.
00:36:55He has been dead for four.
00:36:57He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:37:00Sorry.
00:37:01It's harsh.
00:37:02It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:06and he would want you to find love.
00:37:09Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:12Hang on one more second.
00:37:14It's Brett.
00:37:16He's going to be late for our study zoom again.
00:37:19Speaking of moving on...
00:37:22Oh, God.
00:37:23No way. Brett is not my type.
00:37:25What? Of course he is.
00:37:27He's hot. And alive.
00:37:29He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:33and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:36Okay, so you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:39All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45Nothing! It's just...
00:37:47This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:50And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5625 times?!
00:37:5826, actually.
00:37:59Oh, my God.
00:38:01So, how's the sex?
00:38:03Oh, my God, it's amazing.
00:38:05Really?
00:38:06Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:09Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:12Tennis!
00:38:13What made the sex so good?
00:38:16Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:19You give him direction?
00:38:20Of course, yes!
00:38:22How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:25Girl, I got what I needed last night!
00:38:28Go off!
00:38:29You're blushing!
00:38:30What? No, no, no. But you should be!
00:38:33Why? Sex is a beautiful thing!
00:38:36What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:40Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink-or-dare party?
00:38:44Yeah, I remember.
00:38:46The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:50Yeah, remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and you licked your whole face off?
00:38:54Mm-hmm.
00:38:55Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:39:00That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:39:04The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:07Oh, my God. Martha, stop it.
00:39:10What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:12Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:15Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:18When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:20Literally just now.
00:39:22I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:26Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:31He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:33I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:36He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:39He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:43You're being a bitch.
00:39:44Good. Bye!
00:39:53What do you want?
00:39:55Martha!
00:39:56Oh, hi, Drew.
00:39:58What do you want?
00:39:59I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:40:02Yeah?
00:40:03You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:05Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:06Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:10Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:13Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:15Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:21That's Trevor's hat, isn't it?
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:24I miss him so much.
00:40:26I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:28Me neither.
00:40:29I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:35You were there?
00:40:36No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:38He told me that he was really serious about you and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one night stand box.
00:40:48We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:51He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:54Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:57That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:59Well, it feels like it.
00:41:01They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:07Stupid old injury.
00:41:09Sorry, what injury?
00:41:11You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:14Really?
00:41:15Yes.
00:41:16And he hurt it again like three weeks before he died.
00:41:18You didn't know that?
00:41:19I didn't know him then.
00:41:20What?
00:41:21I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:23We met the week before he died.
00:41:25What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:28Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:29So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:31Trevor had a twin?
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33Taylor.
00:41:34Super hot.
00:41:35She goes to school here, too.
00:41:37I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:39You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:42Just in case.
00:41:43In case you die?
00:41:45I think we're ready to take the next step to make it official.
00:41:49That's actually sweet.
00:41:51Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:54Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:57The dude loved blue.
00:41:59You know he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors?
00:42:02He almost went to Duke?
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:04I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:06I guess so.
00:42:07Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:09Catch you later.
00:42:14Oh, study buddies!
00:42:22Hello?
00:42:23Hey!
00:42:24Wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:26Yeah, sorry.
00:42:27I'm late.
00:42:28No, don't apologize.
00:42:29I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:32It's something I'm working on.
00:42:35You okay?
00:42:36Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:40Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43And then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:47Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:49Well, he didn't actually say that.
00:42:51And anyway, he's right.
00:42:53How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:56She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:59Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:43:01You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:07So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:14You're not kidding.
00:43:18I only knew him for a week and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:22I'm so confused.
00:43:24And it wasn't even my real boyfriend.
00:43:25I mean, we had sex so he wasn't like not my boyfriend.
00:43:28Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:30No, no, this is good, this is good.
00:43:31It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:33What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:35No, that you're still processing.
00:43:37You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:39Give yourself time.
00:43:40It'll heal.
00:43:42Thanks, Brett.
00:43:45Oh, it's Deb.
00:43:47Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:48Go for it.
00:43:49I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:58Hey, Deb.
00:43:59Martha.
00:44:00Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:44:03I owe you a huge apology.
00:44:04Martha? Hello?
00:44:05No, I do.
00:44:06You were just trying to help me.
00:44:08And you know what? You're right.
00:44:09I barely knew him.
00:44:10Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:12Duke?
00:44:13Ugh.
00:44:14Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:17And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:22I should not be listening to this.
00:44:24And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:26Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:29And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:35Oh my god.
00:44:38Could you hear all of that?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:42Yeah.
00:44:43I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:44How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:48Okay, bye.
00:44:49Oh my god!
00:44:58Hey, Deb.
00:44:59I really can't talk right now.
00:45:00Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's like,
00:45:02Now, Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:08Deb?
00:45:09Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:13Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:16You're pregnant?
00:45:17I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:19I peed on it.
00:45:21Oh.
00:45:22I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:24We use so many.
00:45:26We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:31Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:35Martha!
00:45:36Sorry.
00:45:37Not being helpful.
00:45:40Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:42I don't know.
00:45:43I have so many plans for my career, I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:47Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:49He doesn't know.
00:45:50Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:52I can't.
00:45:53He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:55He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:58Pink!
00:45:59Okay, they're super traditional, and they think Drew's a virgin,
00:46:02and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:46:05Okay, Deb, Drew loves you.
00:46:07I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:09And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:12Oh, that's him.
00:46:14What do I do?
00:46:15You tell the truth!
00:46:17Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:18Okay, good luck.
00:46:24Well, hello my beautiful lady.
00:46:26I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:30What do you think?
00:46:31Blue?
00:46:32Orange?
00:46:33Orange.
00:46:34It matches my dress.
00:46:36Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:38You look so older.
00:46:40Um, Drew B., I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:44Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:47You do?
00:46:48You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:51Cheese?
00:46:52But don't worry,
00:46:53I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:55And she totally gets it now.
00:46:57She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:59I love vegan meatloaf!
00:47:02So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:04Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:07Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:09Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:12They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:16Are you kidding me?
00:47:17They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:19This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:21Oh, no. Really?
00:47:24Yeah.
00:47:25Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:28Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:31Trust me, okay?
00:47:33I'll see you soon.
00:47:41How'd it go?
00:47:42I couldn't tell him.
00:47:43Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:46Nope. I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:49Because his parents are so excited to meet me
00:47:52and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:54because I'm just bloated.
00:47:56So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:48:01Oh, it's Brett.
00:48:02We gotta finish this assignment.
00:48:04You got this, Deb.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:09Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:12Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:20Ugh.
00:48:33Ugh.
00:48:35I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:37Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:39Been there, done that.
00:48:41Oh, Tila, sorry. I thought you were Martha.
00:48:45What? Ew. No.
00:48:47Hey, are you in the Longhorns upstairs bathroom?
00:48:51Yes.
00:48:52I knew I recognized it.
00:48:54I puked there once during a rager.
00:48:57So, is Drew having a party?
00:49:00I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:49:02Oh, the food's that bad?
00:49:04No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:06Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:09Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:13Alright, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:16Can we just talk later?
00:49:18You look different.
00:49:20What do you mean?
00:49:22You look different.
00:49:24What do you mean?
00:49:26Oh, my God.
00:49:28What? What?
00:49:29Are you pregnant?
00:49:30No! How can you tell?
00:49:33I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:36Oh, my God. Do you think his parents know?
00:49:39Oh, my God. You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:42Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:44Yes, fantastic.
00:49:46I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:49Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:52She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:54No.
00:49:56Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:58No, Drew B.
00:50:00I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:50:03You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:07Okay. Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:10Will do.
00:50:12Will do.
00:50:14Oh, I know.
00:50:16She totally knows.
00:50:18Okay. Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:20She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:22She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:27How do I get out of this?
00:50:29Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:35And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:39Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:41That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:43No biggie.
00:50:51Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:57I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:51:02They ruined everything tonight.
00:51:04You didn't, babe.
00:51:06My mom loved you. She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:09If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:12Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:16Check my purse.
00:51:25Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:33Oh, my God.
00:51:35I'm so sorry.
00:51:37Yeah!
00:51:39Woo!
00:51:40Oh, man.
00:51:41What? I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:43What about your parents?
00:51:45Devastated?
00:51:47Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:50You know what this means though, right?
00:51:59Deborah Davis, will you...
00:52:02Period!
00:52:04Period!
00:52:06Period! I have my period!
00:52:10Game set match!
00:52:23Hey, what's up?
00:52:25Guess what?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight
00:52:29that doesn't include books.
00:52:31Um, how is that studying?
00:52:33You'll see.
00:52:34First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:37Uh, what?
00:52:39Just do it.
00:52:41Quick!
00:52:43And then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:47Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:50Martha, a little trust, please.
00:52:53So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:56The History Channel is streaming in a poly...
00:52:58...biopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:53:05That actually sounds fun.
00:53:07I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:09Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:12Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:14Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:21Oh wait, hold on one second.
00:53:24Ugh.
00:53:32Weird!
00:53:33This takeout delivery guy just showed up,
00:53:35and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:37I did.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.
00:53:44Because of Napoleon.
00:53:46Uh, I'm sorry, not to be a downer or anything,
00:53:49but this isn't studying.
00:53:52It's not supposed to be.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:55It's a date, Martha.
00:53:58Hi.
00:54:00Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:54:04I've been wanting to ask you out,
00:54:06but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor,
00:54:10so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing
00:54:13and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:15That's actually really sweet.
00:54:17Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:20Why?
00:54:21Are you kidding me?
00:54:22We're study buddies!
00:54:23What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well
00:54:26and then things get awkward
00:54:27and we get a bad grade on the assignment
00:54:29and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:30Okay, if we weren't study buddies,
00:54:32then would you be interested in me?
00:54:36Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:40Why are you blushing?
00:54:42I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:44Brett!
00:54:45Look, my motto is to live in the now,
00:54:47so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future
00:54:50is pointless.
00:54:52Okay.
00:54:53And if it does get awkward,
00:54:55I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:56That's a bad choice.
00:54:58I live my life from one awkward moment to the next
00:55:01and I do not recommend it.
00:55:03Well, you should.
00:55:04You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:07Uh, such as?
00:55:09Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:12If you're not doing things that scare you,
00:55:15you're not living life.
00:55:18You know what?
00:55:20I guess you have a point.
00:55:22Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:25Excellent.
00:55:27Bon appetit.
00:55:30These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:33So, question.
00:55:35If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days,
00:55:39how would you spend the next month?
00:55:41Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then...
00:55:44But you're going to die.
00:55:46Dead?
00:55:47Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:48Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:50Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:53I like plans.
00:55:54I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:56Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:58No.
00:55:59Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:56:01Yes.
00:56:02But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:56:05Oh no.
00:56:06No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:08I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:12that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:15You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:18You know it.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:23If I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:29Amazing.
00:56:30I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:34There you go.
00:56:35And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:38A lot.
00:56:39Me too.
00:56:40Kissing's the best.
00:56:42Kissing's the best.
00:56:43I know.
00:56:44What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:46Huh.
00:56:47I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:52What does that mean?
00:56:54My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:58It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:57:02This is embarrassing.
00:57:03No, I think it's sexy.
00:57:05What about you?
00:57:06Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:10Like in your apartment or walking down the street.
00:57:15The ocean.
00:57:16Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:18It is.
00:57:19Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:21No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:24Right, right.
00:57:26Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:29You don't have to do that.
00:57:30No, no, it's not.
00:57:31It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:33It's horrible.
00:57:34Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:38Hey, sorry.
00:57:41Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:43No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:45You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:47Sure it does.
00:57:48Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:51There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:53And that is also not true.
00:57:55My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:57Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:58:02That's pathetic.
00:58:03What if you only kissed two people but one of them was your perfect match?
00:58:07Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:09What if I did only kiss two people and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:14And now he's dead.
00:58:16No, I didn't...
00:58:17Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:18So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:20We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:23It never is the first time.
00:58:24Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:26And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:31And you know what?
00:58:32If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:39Not even me?
00:58:40I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:45Not even me?
00:59:02You did this, didn't you?
00:59:04I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:06The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:09Oh come on, he has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:13Okay, alright. I asked my roommate to play romantic French music but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:21That's really sweet.
00:59:22You know what? I tried, but failed.
00:59:25This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:28No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:30It's okay, we can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:33No, don't. Please.
00:59:35This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:39No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:43Look, I realise that you haven't been on many dates and that is fine.
00:59:47But crying in the middle of it?
00:59:51It's not a good sign.
00:59:54And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:58It's not okay.
01:00:03I'm so sorry, Brett.
01:00:05No, don't apologise.
01:00:07No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:13Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:17No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:19Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:24How is that even possible?
01:00:26You're incredibly real.
01:00:28I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:36That's not a good thing.
01:00:38Well, I think it is.
01:00:42So, any other surprises?
01:00:46No, that was the last one.
01:00:49Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:54Okay, cool.
01:00:55But there's one condition.
01:00:57No.
01:00:58We have to dance.
01:01:00Like, in our rooms?
01:01:02Or do you want me to come over?
01:01:04No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:20Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:24Oh!
01:01:47That was so much fun.
01:01:49Yeah. I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:52Me neither.
01:01:53Hey, I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:57Yeah. Yeah, me too.
01:01:59Martha?
01:02:00Yeah?
01:02:01I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:02:04Oh yeah? How come?
01:02:06Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:09I'd like that.
01:02:12Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:23Hey, nerd.
01:02:25Why are you calling me?
01:02:27Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:31And that is your business how?
01:02:33Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:37What?