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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:15And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:21Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:26Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:27Just please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:29Tell who?
00:00:30Trevor?
00:00:31Please, what's your name again?
00:00:32Martha.
00:00:33Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:34Please, Martha.
00:00:35She's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:39Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:40Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:42Okay, just tuck in your head.
00:00:45Thank you.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:51Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:54Trevor Holt?
00:00:56Football player?
00:00:59No.
00:01:00Doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:01I mean bells.
00:01:02You're lying.
00:01:04Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:06Even girls like you.
00:01:10I haven't seen him.
00:01:12Also, you've got a little...
00:01:16I'm watching you.
00:01:23Granny panties?
00:01:24Seriously?
00:01:26How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:29None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:32No, thanks for handling that Tilla situation.
00:01:34She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:36Why?
00:01:37Did she ask for something?
00:01:38Like commitment?
00:01:39No, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:42I don't like her like that and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:44She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:46I'm sorry, I didn't...
00:01:47Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:51I said I owed you one.
00:01:52I'm a man of my word.
00:01:59This is my chance.
00:02:00A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:02And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:05What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:07Drew Longhorn.
00:02:08Drew Longhorn?
00:02:09Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:11What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:12I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:16Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:21He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:23We had chemistry.
00:02:26You had chemistry?
00:02:28Yes.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:30You want his attention?
00:02:32Then we'll get his attention, but not in that.
00:02:35Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl and it's not...
00:02:39Forget it.
00:02:40Hey.
00:02:41No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:42Hey, I'm an ass, okay?
00:02:44I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets, you know?
00:02:48You're really pretty.
00:02:50You need to show it.
00:02:51You're messing with me.
00:02:53I'm not, I swear.
00:02:56You're just going to have to trust me.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:01First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:08Shopping.
00:03:09One, two, three, four.
00:03:22Ta-da.
00:03:23Where did you get all this?
00:03:26It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:27Go on, take your pick.
00:03:29It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:31Go on, take your pick.
00:03:33No, thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your hook-up trophies.
00:03:39What?
00:03:40These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43They're also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:46So...
00:03:48I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn
00:03:55by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha.
00:03:58This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:01Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it.
00:04:06I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:11Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh yeah.
00:04:18Totally.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:27Turn around.
00:04:31Wow.
00:04:33Trevor!
00:04:34What?
00:04:35There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:36Just get dressed, please.
00:04:37And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:39Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:45Oh my god.
00:04:46I'm so sorry.
00:04:47I'm so sorry.
00:04:48I'm so sorry.
00:04:49I'm so sorry.
00:04:50I'm so sorry.
00:04:51I'm so sorry.
00:04:52I'm so sorry.
00:04:53I'm so sorry.
00:04:54Oh my god.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:12I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:19There's three things I need you to remember.
00:05:21Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:24You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:26Okay.
00:05:27One.
00:05:28Eye contact.
00:05:30Not like that.
00:05:31And two.
00:05:32You need to smile at him.
00:05:35Come on.
00:05:36This is serious.
00:05:37I'm very serious.
00:05:38Alright.
00:05:39And three.
00:05:40Find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:41You know, quick hand on the arm.
00:05:42You know, brush it on his bicep.
00:05:44You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:46Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:48Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:52All he does is play games.
00:05:57You ready?
00:06:01Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:04Wow.
00:06:05That was really good.
00:06:06I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:09Oh.
00:06:10I spoke too soon.
00:06:12I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:19I love you.
00:06:27Hey, everyone.
00:06:29This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:32He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:33We're just friends.
00:06:34Oh, Mar-Mar.
00:06:35Stop being so coy.
00:06:36We're in love.
00:06:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:40Just trust me.
00:06:41If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:45It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:47Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:49Who's going to believe this, anyway?
00:06:51Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:54No.
00:06:55Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev.
00:06:59What's up, man?
00:07:02I see you brought a friend.
00:07:04Yeah, this is...
00:07:05You look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:10We had science class.
00:07:11We were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah.
00:07:14That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:17Yeah, definitely.
00:07:18Total joke.
00:07:20But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:23One second.
00:07:25Two seconds.
00:07:27Got him.
00:07:28What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha.
00:07:33Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:36Well, hey, guys.
00:07:37We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:39You care to join?
00:07:40Sure.
00:07:41Sweet.
00:07:42Sweet?
00:07:44See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:49Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:53I got this.
00:08:01Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:03So what?
00:08:04So she's going to know I lied to her.
00:08:06So?
00:08:07Just ignore her.
00:08:08My turn.
00:08:09My turn.
00:08:10Tila, drink or dare?
00:08:12I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:15Drink.
00:08:16I want you to drink with...
00:08:20Trevor.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:27I want you to drink with...
00:08:31Trevor.
00:08:37Open up.
00:08:39Open up.
00:08:58Yum.
00:09:00Okay, my turn.
00:09:02You, drink or dare?
00:09:05Dare.
00:09:07Snake.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
00:09:19Hello?
00:09:20What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Yes, she does.
00:09:26Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:31Oh!
00:09:36You're up next, Martha.
00:09:38Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:41Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:48This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:10:01Drink.
00:10:21I should be happy.
00:10:23This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:26But...
00:10:28That was hot.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:38Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:43Yeah, me too.
00:10:45I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:48Great.
00:10:50Give me your number.
00:10:55I just sent you a special message.
00:10:57Let me know when you get it.
00:10:59Trev has my phone.
00:11:00I'll be right back.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06Who's next?
00:11:09Trevor?
00:11:15Trevor!
00:11:16Oh, sorry.
00:11:20Trevor!
00:11:28Trevor!
00:11:34You win, Tilla James.
00:11:36You win.
00:11:51You okay?
00:11:53I'm leaving.
00:11:54You can stay.
00:11:55I just need my phone.
00:11:57Okay, where's my cigarettes?
00:11:59I'll walk you home.
00:12:00No, give them to me.
00:12:01No, you have to give them.
00:12:02I know that you have them.
00:12:05Your advice didn't work.
00:12:06Just so you know.
00:12:08It was probably for the best.
00:12:10You two never would have worked out.
00:12:13And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:15Is he too hot for me?
00:12:17Too popular?
00:12:19No.
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:22Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:27No.
00:12:29To all three.
00:12:31You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:34One, he's a douche.
00:12:36Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:38You're doing great so far.
00:12:40Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:44And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:50You're right.
00:12:53It was kind of terrible.
00:12:56Oh, but that look on Tila's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:13:01Priceless.
00:13:03How do you do it?
00:13:05Do what?
00:13:07Hide your emotions.
00:13:09They're just so easy to read.
00:13:13I noticed.
00:13:15I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:16What's your secret?
00:13:18I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:23There is no secret.
00:13:25It's just who I am, right?
00:13:28Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:47Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:51Thank you.
00:13:52Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:54I owed you one.
00:13:57I guess I missed that.
00:13:59No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:01Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:03Yeah, cause...
00:14:05Even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss.
00:14:11I'm gonna go.
00:14:14Goodnight, Trevor.
00:14:17Goodnight.
00:14:41That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:48And there it was.
00:14:50The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:53Chemistry.
00:14:54Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest
00:14:57you-know-what on campus,
00:15:00and me.
00:15:03The virgin.
00:15:18Rumor has it that
00:15:20every girl on campus once drew Longhorn.
00:15:24Every girl
00:15:26except me.
00:15:28Because after last week,
00:15:29I could not be more overdrew.
00:15:33Martha.
00:15:34Mind if I join you?
00:15:36So,
00:15:38where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:40I had to go home to study.
00:15:44I have a big test coming up.
00:15:45What are you up to later?
00:15:46Probably more studying.
00:15:49Why?
00:15:51The wet party.
00:15:55The wet party?
00:15:57It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:16:01So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:04What about it?
00:16:06You in?
00:16:07I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:10But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:13Wait.
00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:16Hold?
00:16:17Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me.
00:16:19Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:23Oh,
00:16:24and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend?
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:34the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over by a bunch of showgirls?
00:16:45Drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:47Maybe.
00:16:49Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:51No.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:54Okay.
00:16:56I just keep playing the night over and over in my head
00:16:58trying to see what went wrong.
00:17:00I mean,
00:17:01things were going so well.
00:17:03We had chemistry.
00:17:10How could he just
00:17:12walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:15You know.
00:17:16Take your virginity.
00:17:17Just don't say that word.
00:17:19What word?
00:17:21What word?
00:17:23Virginity.
00:17:24There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:26Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:27He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:29Screw him.
00:17:30That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:32I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:36I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:37Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:39I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:41You're right.
00:17:42And you know what?
00:17:43Let's not forget this stupid party.
00:17:45I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:46Oh, no.
00:17:47We're going to that party.
00:17:50We are?
00:17:51Yup.
00:17:52And forget these dumb books.
00:17:53All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:55for getting over any guy.
00:17:57Deb's three simple rules?
00:18:06Step one.
00:18:07Dress to impress.
00:18:10But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:12Do it for you.
00:18:14Step one.
00:18:15Dress to impress.
00:18:17Check.
00:18:19Step two.
00:18:20Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:21Basic bra bro.
00:18:22Check.
00:18:23That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:25He's cute.
00:18:27He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:29Your words?
00:18:30Well, I mean a girl can't look.
00:18:35Step three.
00:18:37To really get over a guy, you've got to put yourself out there.
00:18:39Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:45Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:48I already did that, Deb.
00:18:49I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:51Showed him who I really am.
00:18:52And he rejected me.
00:18:53Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:54No.
00:18:56From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:19:00Great.
00:19:01This will be fun.
00:19:10All right.
00:19:11Clutch and then bust down.
00:19:12She don't love me, she just want me for the team.
00:19:14I know.
00:19:38Trevor Holt.
00:19:39Trevor Holt.
00:19:41He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:43Trevor Holt.
00:19:46He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:48But now that he is...
00:19:49Martha!
00:19:51Glad you could make it.
00:19:53And you brought a friend.
00:19:55Drew Longhorn.
00:19:56In the flesh.
00:19:58And you are...
00:19:59Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:03It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:06Oh my God.
00:20:07What are you doing here?
00:20:09Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:11They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:13None of your concern.
00:20:15Can we talk?
00:20:16Alone?
00:20:18I need a refill anyway.
00:20:21Debra?
00:20:22Care to join me?
00:20:24You came here with Drew?
00:20:26Really?
00:20:27Why? Jealous?
00:20:29After the kiss last week?
00:20:30No.
00:20:31He's right.
00:20:33That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:37I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:39Martha, this party, these people...
00:20:42It's not your thing.
00:20:43Oh yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:45Please, you're an open book.
00:20:47That's what I like about you.
00:20:49Trevor!
00:20:50Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:52Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:54Hello?
00:20:56No!
00:20:57Yes!
00:20:58Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:21:01Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:03There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:04Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:05You!
00:21:06So, who let you into this party?
00:21:09Who let you into this college?
00:21:11Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:14There's a first time for everything.
00:21:16Alright, it's two to a team.
00:21:19So, who's it going to be?
00:21:20The clueless nerd?
00:21:22Or me?
00:21:23Her.
00:21:24Fine.
00:21:25Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:26Let's do this.
00:21:27Debra?
00:21:28Are you in?
00:21:29Oh, uh, no.
00:21:30I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:32I'll just watch.
00:21:33You sure?
00:21:34Positive.
00:21:36You know what?
00:21:37Let's up the stakes.
00:21:39What did you have in mind?
00:21:41What about strip beer pong?
00:21:43Sweet!
00:21:44Come on, Toa.
00:21:46I'm game.
00:21:48You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:50What are the rules?
00:21:51Every time we sink a ball,
00:21:52one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:54Oh, yeah.
00:21:57And vice versa.
00:21:58So, if Trevor makes it,
00:22:00I strip.
00:22:01Seems easy enough.
00:22:02Come on, Holt.
00:22:04It's game time.
00:22:05Let's go.
00:22:06Ladies first.
00:22:14Hold on.
00:22:16Your form is way off.
00:22:17May I?
00:22:33Okay.
00:22:34That's not even fair.
00:22:35You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:37You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:40Oh, please.
00:22:41Ladies.
00:22:42Ladies.
00:22:44Let me show you both
00:22:46how it's done.
00:22:51Uh-oh.
00:22:53Great job.
00:22:58My turn.
00:23:03All right, Trevor.
00:23:04You know the rules.
00:23:06Ugh.
00:23:07You are so lame.
00:23:09You're up.
00:23:10Want another lesson?
00:23:11I think I can handle myself.
00:23:13I learn quick.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:17I call BS.
00:23:18There's no way an amateur like her
00:23:20could have made that shot.
00:23:21It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:23Ever tried it?
00:23:25Game time.
00:23:26Game time.
00:23:31I guess I win.
00:23:34No, no, no, no, stop.
00:23:37You cannot leave.
00:23:38Not now.
00:23:39Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:41Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:43the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:45doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:46Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:48Who cares, Mar?
00:23:50He told the entire school that he passed up
00:23:52the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:55Hey.
00:23:56The Martha I know doesn't give up, okay?
00:23:59The Martha I know succeeds at everything
00:24:01she sets her mind to.
00:24:03The Martha you know is also still into some guy
00:24:05who rejected her.
00:24:08I should hate him.
00:24:09But I don't.
00:24:11I can't.
00:24:13A part of me still wants to be with him,
00:24:15even after all that.
00:24:18This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:21If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
00:24:24then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:25But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:28Okay?
00:24:29So just no, no, no, like that.
00:24:31Okay, great.
00:24:32Oh.
00:24:34Remember step three.
00:24:35You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:38Okay?
00:24:42Okay, come on.
00:24:45Wait.
00:24:47I have an idea.
00:24:50Wait, where are you going?
00:24:52I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:54Yes!
00:24:55Here we go, girl!
00:24:57Okay, Martha.
00:24:58I can do this.
00:25:00Hey, everybody!
00:25:01Listen up!
00:25:05Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:07Okay, um, uh, well, my name is Martha,
00:25:10and as you may have heard,
00:25:12Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:16But there's more to me than that.
00:25:18So here it goes.
00:25:21Tilla James!
00:25:23You called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:25And you're right.
00:25:26I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:28I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:31I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:33Can you believe that?
00:25:35I've been so busy studying
00:25:36that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college,
00:25:39like getting to know myself.
00:25:42I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:45I am clueless.
00:25:50Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:52I've never slept with anyone, or dated anyone.
00:25:55But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:26:00Because when the time is right, it will happen,
00:26:02and it will be on my terms.
00:26:05And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me,
00:26:07or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:10Because I like me.
00:26:12Just the way I am.
00:26:14Putting myself out there?
00:26:16Check.
00:26:17I can't believe I just told everyone on campus
00:26:19that I'm a virgin.
00:26:20Yeah!
00:26:21Woo!
00:26:22Woo!
00:26:23Woo!
00:26:24Woo!
00:26:25Woo!
00:26:26Woo!
00:26:27Woo!
00:26:28Woo!
00:26:29Woo!
00:26:30Woo!
00:26:31Woo!
00:26:32Woo!
00:26:33Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:35Woo!
00:26:36Woo!
00:26:37Woo!
00:26:38Woo!
00:26:39Woo!
00:26:40Woo!
00:26:41Woo!
00:26:42Hey, I'm Trevor.
00:26:44Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:48I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:51But that's only because before any of you knew me,
00:26:54back in high school,
00:26:56someone broke my heart.
00:26:58When I got to college, I slept my way around campus
00:27:01to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:03I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:06And I was fine with that.
00:27:09But the other night,
00:27:12everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:16Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:19You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:22I just, I didn't want to sleep with you because
00:27:25I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:27And this may sound stupid coming from me, but
00:27:30I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:32I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:35And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just,
00:27:37if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:38Yes!
00:27:40What was that?
00:27:41I said yes.
00:27:43I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:28:05Drew Longhorn!
00:28:07I think you're funny.
00:28:09Charming.
00:28:11And secretly sweet.
00:28:13And hot. Like, so hot.
00:28:22Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew.
00:28:26And I really hate parties.
00:28:30Bro.
00:28:31Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean.
00:28:35Making out with people I don't like.
00:28:37Pro.
00:28:38But today was different.
00:28:39Because today, I met someone I think I actually really do like.
00:28:44So maybe, I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:50I do love drinking, though.
00:28:55Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean or whatever.
00:29:00But that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:29:02And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:10Woo!
00:29:12Yeah!
00:29:22So there it is.
00:29:24That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school, started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:30But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:40I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:30:02Hey, Dad!
00:30:03Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:05Did what?
00:30:06You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:09Why would you say that?
00:30:11Oh my God, you're glowing.
00:30:13I won all the deeds.
00:30:15It happened.
00:30:16I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:22Where did you get that?
00:30:23I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:26What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:28Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:30So, how was it?
00:30:33It was nice.
00:30:34Is that his hat?
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:36It still smells like him, too.
00:30:39Oh my God, you're so in love!
00:30:43Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:45I'll call you later.
00:30:46Yeah, not a chance, Mart.
00:30:47You still have two minutes, so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:51Fine.
00:30:52It was romantic.
00:30:55I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:57He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:31:00Oh my God!
00:31:01Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:31:03The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:06What? The sex wasn't good?
00:31:08It was not the best.
00:31:12What way?
00:31:13Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:16Yes!
00:31:17God, yes.
00:31:18Sorry. Yes, I know.
00:31:19So it's true?
00:31:21And it was kind of...uncomfortable?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26Honestly, Mart, it's, um...
00:31:28It's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:32I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember,
00:31:37and then it just happened.
00:31:39And it didn't feel great.
00:31:42I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:44I wish they told us that.
00:31:46I wish I told you that!
00:31:48But I'm not lying when I say it does get better,
00:31:51though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:54What do you mean?
00:31:55I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:58Emotionally and physically.
00:32:01And then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:05What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:08I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:10How do you know?
00:32:12He gave you his hat!
00:32:14Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:18What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:21Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:23and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this. It is very sciency.
00:32:28I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:30That's what the article says!
00:32:32I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:35That's the spirit!
00:32:37Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:40Okay, call me later.
00:32:48Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:51You're taking French 401?
00:32:53Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:56French what?
00:32:57French porn.
00:32:59The famous class on French cinema?
00:33:01I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:06I think you're in the wrong class, Attila.
00:33:08This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:12Oh my god.
00:33:14I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:17Bye, Martha.
00:33:18Bye.
00:33:29Hi! I can see you! Hello?
00:33:37Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:39Hello?
00:33:41I can see you.
00:33:43Oh. Is this video?
00:33:45Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:48The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:50Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:52Sorry, what?
00:33:54It's my first time.
00:33:55Uh, okay.
00:33:57Using Zoom.
00:33:58Right. Yes. Of course. Uh, mine too, actually.
00:34:02Virgin. Still a virgin.
00:34:04What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:06I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:10It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:12Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:14What's your major?
00:34:16Chemistry.
00:34:18I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:20Martha.
00:34:24Uh, we should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:27Yeah.
00:34:29So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:33Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:35I told you! This isn't French porn!
00:34:37I was going to say army.
00:34:41But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:44Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:34:46You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:51Do you need to grab that?
00:34:53Actually, uh, apparently it's pretty important, so I might.
00:34:57I'll call you right back.
00:34:59I'll be here waiting.
00:35:03What is so urgent?
00:35:07Mar?
00:35:09Trevor's dead.
00:35:24PHONE RINGS
00:35:30Hey!
00:35:32How you doing today?
00:35:34Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:36Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:39I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:42Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:44So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:47No.
00:35:49I still can't believe it.
00:35:51There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:54carrying his one-night stand box, and then, bam!
00:35:57Hit by a bus.
00:35:59I thought it was a car.
00:36:01I think it was a bus.
00:36:03No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:36:05I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:08I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:12Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:16and it wasn't even mine!
00:36:18I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:21and now I will never know love again!
00:36:24One sec.
00:36:28Where was I? Oh, yeah.
00:36:30Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:32Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:35Okay. Mar, I love you. I do.
00:36:38But enough is enough.
00:36:40I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:45Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:48but it is time to move on.
00:36:51I can't move on, Deb. I loved him!
00:36:54You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four.
00:36:57He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:37:00Sorry.
00:37:02That's harsh. It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:07and he would want you to find love.
00:37:10Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:12Hang on one more second.
00:37:15It's Brett. He's going to be late for our study zoom. Again.
00:37:19Speaking of moving on...
00:37:22Oh, God.
00:37:24No way. Brett is not my choice.
00:37:26What? Of course he is. He's hot. And alive.
00:37:30He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:34and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:37So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:39All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:44What?
00:37:46Nothing. It's just...
00:37:48This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:51And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with you, Longhorn.
00:37:5625 times?
00:37:58Oh, 26, actually.
00:38:00Oh, my God. So, how's the sex?
00:38:03Oh, my God, it's amazing.
00:38:05Oh, really?
00:38:07Remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good?
00:38:10Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:12Tennis!
00:38:14What made the sex so good?
00:38:17Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:19You give him direction?
00:38:21Of course. Yes. How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:25And girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:28Go off.
00:38:30You're blushing.
00:38:31What? No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:34Why? Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:37What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:41Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink-or-dare party?
00:38:44Yeah, I remember.
00:38:47The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:50Yeah. Remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and you licked your whole face off?
00:38:54Mm-hmm.
00:38:56Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:39:01That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:39:05The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:08Oh, my God. Martha, stop it.
00:39:11What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:13Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:16Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:19When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:21Literally just now.
00:39:23I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:27Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:32He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:34I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:37He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:40He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:44You're being a bitch.
00:39:45Good. Bye!
00:39:55What do you want?
00:39:56Martha!
00:39:57Oh. Hi, Drew.
00:39:59What do you want?
00:40:00I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:40:03Yeah?
00:40:04You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:06Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:07Okay, sorry. I was just wondering what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:11Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:14Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:16Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:21That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:25I miss him so much.
00:40:27I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:29Me neither.
00:40:30I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:33What?
00:40:34Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:36You were there?
00:40:37No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:39He told me that he was really serious about you, and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:49We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:52He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:55Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:58That doesn't make it your fault.
00:41:00Well, it feels like it.
00:41:01They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:08Stupid old injury.
00:41:10Sorry, what injury?
00:41:12You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:15Really?
00:41:16Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:19I didn't know him then.
00:41:21What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:24We met the week before he died.
00:41:26What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:28Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:30So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:32Trevor had a twin?
00:41:33Yeah, Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:38I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:40You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too. Just in case.
00:41:44In case you die?
00:41:46I think we're ready to take the next step to make it official.
00:41:50That's actually sweet.
00:41:52Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:55Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:58The dude loved blue. You know he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors.
00:42:03He almost went to Duke?
00:42:04Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:07I guess so.
00:42:08Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha. Catch you later.
00:42:15Oh, study buddies!
00:42:23Hello?
00:42:24Hey! Wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:27Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:29No, don't apologize. I've been late a thousand times. It's something I'm working on.
00:42:36You okay?
00:42:37Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:41Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:43Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:47Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:49Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:53How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:56She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:59Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:43:02You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:07So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:11Ha ha ha!
00:43:15You're not kidding.
00:43:19I only knew him for a week, and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:23I'm so confused.
00:43:25And it wasn't even my real boyfriend! I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't like, not my boyfriend.
00:43:29Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:31No, no, this is good, this is good. It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:34What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:36No, that you're still processing.
00:43:38You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:40Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:43Thanks, Brett.
00:43:46Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:49Go for it.
00:43:50I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:59Hey, Deb.
00:44:00Martha.
00:44:01Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:44:04Martha? Hello?
00:44:06No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:09You know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:11Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:13Duke?
00:44:14Ugh.
00:44:15Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:18And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:23I should not be listening to this.
00:44:25And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:27Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:30And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:36Oh my god.
00:44:40Could you hear all of that?
00:44:42Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:44I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:46How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:49Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:51Oh my god!
00:45:00Hey, Deb. I really can't talk right now.
00:45:02Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:08Deb?
00:45:09Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:13Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:45:16You're pregnant?
00:45:18I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:20I peed on it.
00:45:21Oh.
00:45:22I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:25We use so many.
00:45:27We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:31Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:36Martha!
00:45:37Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:40Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:42I don't know. I have so many plans for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:47Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:49He doesn't know.
00:45:51Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:53I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:56He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:58Pink!
00:45:59He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:46:05Okay, Deb. Drew loves you. I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:10And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:12Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:15You tell the truth!
00:46:17Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:18Okay. Good luck.
00:46:21Well, hello, my beautiful lady. I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:27What do you think? Blue? Orange?
00:46:30Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:33Is that new mascara you're wearing? You look smoldering.
00:46:37Um, Drew B., I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:42Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:44You do?
00:46:46You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:48Cheese?
00:46:49But don't worry. I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:53And she totally gets it now.
00:46:55She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:57I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:59So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:02Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:07Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:09They're not gonna be very stoked to them.
00:47:13They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:17Are you kidding me? They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:20This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:22Oh, no. Really?
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:30Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:33Trust me, okay?
00:47:35I'll see you soon.
00:47:38How'd it go?
00:47:40I couldn't tell him.
00:47:42Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:45Nope. I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:48Because his parents are so excited to meet me.
00:47:51And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated.
00:47:55So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:59Oh, it's Brett.
00:48:01We gotta finish this assignment.
00:48:03You got this, Deb.
00:48:05You got this, Deb.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:10Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:13Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:15I think I'm gonna puke, Mar.
00:48:38Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:40Been there, done that.
00:48:42Oh, Tila.
00:48:44Sorry, I thought you were Martha.
00:48:46What? Ew, no.
00:48:48Hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:52Yes.
00:48:53I knew I recognized it.
00:48:55I puked there once during a ranger.
00:48:58So, is Drew having a party?
00:49:01I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:49:03Oh, the food's that bad?
00:49:05No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:08Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:10Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:15Alright, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:18Can we just talk later?
00:49:20You look different.
00:49:22What do you mean?
00:49:24You look different.
00:49:26What do you mean?
00:49:28Oh my God.
00:49:29What? What?
00:49:31Are you pregnant?
00:49:32No! How can you tell?
00:49:35I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:38Oh my God, do you think his parents know?
00:49:41Oh my God, you haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:44Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:46Yes, fantastic.
00:49:49I am just changing my tampons.
00:49:52Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:55She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:57No.
00:49:59Was it the meatloaf?
00:50:01No, Drew B.
00:50:03I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:50:06You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:10Okay, let me know if you need anything.
00:50:13Will do!
00:50:15They know. She totally knows.
00:50:18Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:21She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:23She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:28How do I get out of this?
00:50:30Just go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:35And then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:38Okay.
00:50:40Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:42That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:44No biggie.
00:50:51Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Is it because I kissed Martha that one time?
00:50:57I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:59No.
00:51:01Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:51:03I ruined everything tonight.
00:51:05You didn't, babe.
00:51:06My mom loved you. She said that you're like an angel.
00:51:10If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:13Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:17Check my purse.
00:51:26Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:34Oh my god.
00:51:36I'm so sorry.
00:51:38Yeah! Woo! Oh man!
00:51:42What? I thought you'd be devastated. What about your parents?
00:51:46Devastated? Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:51You know what this means though, right?
00:51:53Hmm.
00:52:00Deborah Davis, will you...
00:52:04Period! Period!
00:52:07Period! I have my period!
00:52:11Game, set, match!
00:52:24Hey, what's up?
00:52:26Guess what?
00:52:27What?
00:52:28I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:32Um, how is that studying?
00:52:34You'll see. First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:38Uh, what?
00:52:40Just do it. Quick!
00:52:44And then turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:48Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:51Martha, a little trust please.
00:52:54So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:57The History Channel is streaming in a Pauline biopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:53:05That actually sounds fun.
00:53:07I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:09Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:12Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:14Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:22Oh wait, hold on one second.
00:53:33Weird! This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:38I did.
00:53:41What?
00:53:42Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry so I ordered us French food.
00:53:45Because of Napoleon.
00:53:47Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:48Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:52It's not supposed to be.
00:53:54Huh?
00:53:55It's a date, Martha.
00:53:59Hi?
00:54:00Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:54:04I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor.
00:54:10So I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:15That's actually really sweet.
00:54:18Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:21Why?
00:54:22Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:54:24What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward
00:54:28and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:31Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:37Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:41Why are you blushing?
00:54:43I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:45Brett!
00:54:46Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:48So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:52Okay.
00:54:53And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:57That's a bad choice.
00:54:59I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:55:04Well, you should.
00:55:05You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:55:08Uh, such as?
00:55:09Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:12If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:19You know what?
00:55:21I guess you have a point.
00:55:23Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:26Excellent.
00:55:28Bon appetit.
00:55:31These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:34So, question.
00:55:36If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:42Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then-
00:55:45But you're going to die.
00:55:46Dead.
00:55:47Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:49Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:51Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:53I like plans.
00:55:55I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:57Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:59No.
00:56:00Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:56:02Yes.
00:56:03But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:56:05Oh no.
00:56:07No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:09I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:13that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:15You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:18You know it.
00:56:22Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:29Amazing.
00:56:30I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:34There you go.
00:56:36And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:39A lot.
00:56:40Me too. Kissing's the best.
00:56:42Kissing's the best.
00:56:44I know.
00:56:46What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:48I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:54What does that mean?
00:56:55My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:59It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:57:03This is embarrassing.
00:57:05Okay, I think it's sexy.
00:57:07What about you?
00:57:08Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:11Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:16The ocean.
00:57:17Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:19It is.
00:57:21Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:22No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:26Right, right. Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:30You don't have to do that.
00:57:31No, no, it's not.
00:57:33When you butt crack, it's horrible.
00:57:35Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:40Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:42Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:44No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:46You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:48Sure it does. Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:52There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:54And that is also not true.
00:57:56My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:58I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:58:03That's pathetic.
00:58:04What if you only kissed two people but one of them was your perfect match?
00:58:08Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:10What if I did only kiss two people and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:15And now he's dead.
00:58:17No, I didn't.
00:58:18Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:19So yeah, I found my guy. We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:24It never is the first time.
00:58:25Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:27And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:32And you know what?
00:58:33If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:40Not even me?
00:58:41I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:46Not even me?
00:58:57Oh.
00:59:03You did this, didn't you?
00:59:05I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:07The guitarist? Outside my window?
00:59:10Oh come on, he has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:14Okay, alright. I asked my roommate to play romantic French music but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:22That's really sweet.
00:59:23You know what? I tried. But failed.
00:59:26This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:28No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:30No, it's okay. We can end this now. I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:34No, don't. Please. This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:39No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:43Look, I realise that you haven't been on many dates and that is fine.
00:59:48But crying in the middle of it? It's not a good sign.
00:59:55And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone. It's not okay.
01:00:03I'm so sorry, Brett.
01:00:05No, don't apologise.
01:00:07No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:13Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:17No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:19Because that would mean I don't like you anymore and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:24How is that even possible?
01:00:26Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:29I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:36That's not a good thing.
01:00:38Well, I think it is.
01:00:43So, any other surprises?
01:00:47No, that was the last one.
01:00:50Then, while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:55Okay, cool.
01:00:56But there's one condition.
01:00:58We have to dance.
01:01:00Like, in our rooms? Or do you want me to come over?
01:01:04No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:21Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:24Oh!
01:01:48That was so much fun!
01:01:50Yeah, I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:53Me neither.
01:01:54Hey, I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:58Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:02:00Martha?
01:02:01Yeah?
01:02:02I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:02:05Oh yeah? How come?
01:02:07Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:10I'd like that.
01:02:13Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:20Martha?
01:02:25Hey, nerd.
01:02:26Why are you calling me?
01:02:28Well, I heard you and Brett are talking, or whatever.
01:02:32And that is your business how?
01:02:34Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:39What?