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00:00We are back here live on Monday Night Raw, Jim Roster,
00:04the King Lawler back with you here on our Way to the Survivor Series this Sunday.
00:11Woo!
00:11The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:16Making her way to the ring, from Atlanta, Georgia,
00:21she is the WWE Women's Champion, Lita.
00:24Hell, you said a little earlier that it was hot in here, well, it just got hotter.
00:30Look at Lita, I'm looking, I'm looking.
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00:51What a great video.
00:52And from Richmond, Virginia, Mickey James.
01:01Look at those, they make my eyeballs happy.
01:02Those, her eyes?
01:06Yes, her eyes.
01:08Mickie James hasn't forgotten the shackles of last week.
01:11You don't know what you're gonna do, Mickie.
01:14Well, guess what?
01:15I asked for and received yet another match.
01:20But this time, you're blindfolded.
01:25What?
01:26You gotta be kidding me.
01:28Blindfolded?
01:29What's Lita doing to get all these favors?
01:33Who's she sucking up to?
01:35What?
01:37Maybe I just got our question answered, perhaps.
01:42Don't tell me.
01:44Mr. McMahon's executive assistant, Jonathan Coachman,
01:49just happened to be here with apparently a blindfold.
01:53It was shackles last week.
01:55The week before that- And Mickie James still won.
01:57Yeah, but then the week before that, though, it was a one-armed tag behind her.
02:00Now- Wait, how could she have a match like this?
02:04This is ridiculous.
02:05I mean, how does Lita have the audacity or the pull to get any kind of match she wants?
02:09Look at Jonathan Coachman acting like this is just strictly business.
02:12Like this is no big deal.
02:15Oh, come on.
02:17He'd make Thurgood Marshall turn over in his grave.
02:20Look at Mickie.
02:22Now, how fair is this?
02:23You tell me.
02:25It's not fair at all.
02:26It's crazy.
02:27It's not fair whatsoever.
02:29And Lita just walks behind Mickie, you can't see.
02:33Waylays Mickie in the back of the head.
02:36I mean, this is not- Hey, look at this.
02:39And Mickie's got her hands on Lita.
02:42As long as she's got her hands on her, she can hopefully do some damage.
02:46Man, Lita laying those shots, those right-handed shots in from that melt position.
02:53If Lita were smart, she'd stay back a little bit and just-
02:57And again, hit and run pretty much.
03:00Back and front, King.
03:01How does Mickie know where front, back, whatever?
03:04I mean, you're right, she doesn't.
03:07This is- You can't see her.
03:09All of her reference points are gone.
03:11I mean- No, no, no.
03:13Golly.
03:14Well, Mickie probably, when she wakes up, will realize she just got the holy hell DDT'd
03:19out of her.
03:21And Lita, Lita about to go undercover there.
03:25Now, it's got to be over.
03:27It's just Crabbe, what is this Crabbe saying?
03:29Lita's- Okay, okay.
03:31What is Lita doing here, King?
03:32What is Lita saying?
03:33But Lita, this is not- Good God.
03:38Lita with a moonsault, got Mickie right in the face.
03:41He had no idea what was coming either.
03:42Didn't come see it.
03:44She felt it, and Lita right in the face.
03:47Here is your winner, Lita.
03:50Let's get that thing off her face there, come on.
03:55Mickie, eyes rolled back in her head.
03:59Mickie just completely annihilated here by Lita, which is no surprise.
04:05What music?
04:07She's going to talk some trash.
04:09Yet another shiny example of why I am the most dominant woman
04:15this industry has ever seen.
04:18Yeah, you beat somebody while they're blindfolded.
04:20That makes you dominant?
04:21Yeah, after seven years, people like DX,
04:25people like John Cena have the audacity to disrespect me.
04:30But worst of all is all of you people.
04:45You people seem to forget, you have a very short memory.
04:48Forgetting who I am and what I've done.
04:51Let me remind you, I single handedly
04:56revolutionized women's roles in the WWE.
05:01Now listen to this, before me, all women were eye candy.
05:09There were no moonsaults, there were no Lita piranhas.
05:14All the sacrifices I made, whether tearing everything out of my knee,
05:22whether breaking my neck, or getting verbally berated by you idiots every week.
05:31All the sacrifices I made, I inspired a generation of women.
05:38Without me, there would be no Mickie James.
05:43For that matter, without me, there would be no Trish Stratus.
05:52So you're gonna make my job real easy to forget about all you people.
06:01Because in Survivor Series, I'm gonna do one better.
06:05I'm gonna do one better than Trish Stratus,
06:06because I'm gonna walk into Survivor Series, I'm gonna beat Mickie James.
06:12And then I'm gonna walk out the WWE Women's Champion.
06:15And then I'm walking away from all you people,
06:21because Survivor Series is my last match.
06:25What?
06:26Last match?
06:27I'm gonna retire, and
06:30I'm gonna retire the greatest women's champion of all time.
06:39Did she just say Survivor Series is gonna be Lita's last match?
06:44That's exactly what Lita said, Lita's retirement match, are you kidding me?
06:50Lita and Mickie James, this Sunday of the Survivor Series.
06:52Watch this, watch this replay close, landed right on Mickie James' face.
07:02Couldn't see a thing, he may have broken Mickie James' jaw.
07:06We saw the defendant, the trainer, the doctor in the ring.
07:11They'll have help back, if Mickie James is able to compete this Sunday,
07:16it will be Mickie James and Lita in Lita's last match.
07:19Check this out, watch Mickie James' face and head.
07:24Could have been Mickie's last match.
07:29Lita's saying she's gonna retire after this Sunday, I can't believe it.
07:34Hey, you ready man, you ready to do this?