Onision Gets Murdered At Mini Golf

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00:00What?! I'm having fun on this trip?
00:03Oh yeah, what's it like being here with Onision?
00:05Um, it's really great. He lets me out of my cage.
00:07Real quick, what's the theme song?
00:08Oh, shit. I have no idea.
00:09What's the theme song?
00:10That is not- That's fucking Jurassic Park, Beck!
00:14I just dropped Beck off at Pike Place Market, now I have to avoid pedestrians somehow.
00:19Well, Greg, you're fucked, okay? You're just fucked, Greg.
00:22That guy over there has a sign that says, I need a fat bitch.
00:25Ha ha ha, he's so funny. He's so fu- You're so funny.
00:29There he is explaining to a mom and her child.
00:31I mean, if you were a squirrel, wouldn't you have a piece of pizza?
00:34It's not that amazing.
00:35But now the squirrel is going to fight over the piece of pizza.
00:37Oh, shit!
00:39And the piece of pizza remains in the original mount.
00:42World star!
00:44Oh, no!
00:45This is so sad!
00:47This is what fast food does to people.
00:50For real!
00:51You know, there's enough for both of you.
00:53You're going to get demonetized.
00:56I get demonetized for sneezing.
00:57Oh, oh, yeah.
00:58I think that's Greg.
00:59Are we relating right now?
01:01Is this what we're doing?
01:02How old do you guys think Billy is?
01:03Maybe 19, 20?
01:05He's 12.
01:07How old are you, Billy?
01:09Well, today I'm 33.
01:12Tomorrow I'll be 34.
01:15Oh, baby!
01:19Are you filming me buying a monster?
01:22Don't criticize!
01:23Yellow truck, yellow truck.
01:26This bumper is wrecked.
01:27Shitty bumper, shitty bumper.
01:32Car, please kill me.
01:33I want to die.
01:37Hey, it understood.
01:39There goes my hero.
01:43Watching Messi get hit by baseballs.
01:46Oh, you did it!
01:49Oh, no!
01:51My panties are falling off.
01:55Whoa, whoa!
01:57Remember that time you died?
01:59Get up, get up.
02:00That was...
02:01Tripping me.
02:02That was danger.
02:07Shit's retarded.
02:08Let's just get it started.
02:10You're highly...
02:19Did you see that dough?
02:21It's going to take me lives.
02:28Oh, come on!
02:29Billy, you got your ball?
02:30I can't reach it.
02:31Will you get it for me?
02:34All right.
02:34You see?
02:35Yeah, I'm gonna get it.
02:47Oh, shit.
02:48Pull him out.
02:48Pull him out.
02:49Pull him out.
02:51Pull him out.
02:52That was a joke.
02:54It was a joke.
02:55It was a joke.
02:56Oh, my...
02:57Do you know CPR?
02:58Yeah, I don't want to do mouth-to-mouth, though.
03:00How was your day?
03:03My day was, uh, good.
03:08That's good.
03:09Yeah, it was really, really good.