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Tribhuvan Mishra CA Topper begins with an introduction of Tribhuvan Mishra, CA topper of his time and an honest government employee who believes in hard work. Despite his honesty, he is a loser to his extended family.2 days ago
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00:00:30♪
00:00:37Mr. Mishra?
00:00:38Hmm?
00:00:43Mr. Mishra?
00:00:45You seem very calm today.
00:00:47The problem was solved, right?
00:00:49Then?
00:00:52I refused to sign on Ansal's file.
00:00:54I said I wouldn't do it.
00:00:56So now?
00:00:58What will you do next?
00:01:00I don't know. I'll see what I can do.
00:01:06Ms. Lata?
00:01:07Hmm?
00:01:11What does a man need?
00:01:15The same.
00:01:16A roof over his head, clothes on his body, food on his stomach.
00:01:20Think a little more.
00:01:23Hmm.
00:01:24Hmm.
00:01:29Someone who understands me.
00:01:31Someone who understands me.
00:01:33From the heart.
00:01:34From the body.
00:01:36That's what a man needs.
00:01:38A woman too, right?
00:01:39Right?
00:01:40Yes.
00:01:41Are you doing any research?
00:01:43I am doing research.
00:01:44Forget all that.
00:01:45It's time for lunch.
00:01:46Let's go.
00:01:47I have a lot of work.
00:01:49You go.
00:01:50I'll come.
00:01:51Give me a plate.
00:01:54You smelled it, didn't you?
00:01:56Hurry up.
00:01:57I'm coming.
00:02:24I'm coming.
00:02:54I'm coming.
00:03:24A gentleman sitting on a yellow wheel of time.
00:03:27This is his destiny.
00:03:28He's a common man.
00:03:30He was looking for sweets.
00:03:31He found a bullet.
00:03:33This is his destiny.
00:03:34He's a common man.
00:03:36His life's goal is zero out of ten.
00:03:39This is his destiny.
00:03:40He's a common man.
00:03:42He looked, he looked, he looked, he looked.
00:03:43He looked, he looked, he looked, he looked.
00:03:44He counted.
00:03:54Are you ready?
00:03:55Where are you going?
00:03:57I go there every day.
00:03:59Today is Saturday.
00:04:00There's a holiday at the office.
00:04:09Yes.
00:04:12It's me.
00:04:13I was going to fix the fan.
00:04:16You're all dressed up.
00:04:19Are you going to tell the electrician?
00:04:21Is this a ceiling fan?
00:04:23Eat it.
00:04:25This ceiling fan is not fun.
00:04:27It makes a sound on your face.
00:04:31It feels so good.
00:04:51Oh.
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00:05:49I've come here for my office work.
00:05:53There's no electricity in the house, so...
00:05:56If there was no electricity, I would've picked up the fan.
00:05:58I would've brought it to the fridge and TV.
00:06:00If there was no electricity, it would've been switched off, right?
00:06:03I have to get the fan repaired.
00:06:05My fan isn't working.
00:06:10Book it for an hour.
00:06:20I have to get the fan repaired.
00:06:22My fan isn't working.
00:06:24Book it for an hour.
00:06:50Motherfucker!
00:06:52You think this is a joke?
00:06:54You made a woman's profile and called me here.
00:06:56Am I an idiot?
00:06:57I'm a day service.
00:06:59You want me to lie down here and do day service?
00:07:00No, no. Don't get upset.
00:07:04I'm a newbie, right?
00:07:06I was trying to understand from an experienced person.
00:07:08You...
00:07:09Ouch!
00:07:18We have a sex education school.
00:07:20We won't teach you.
00:07:22Write it clearly in your profile.
00:07:24Only female.
00:07:25If anyone finds out that we serve men,
00:07:28our reputation will be ruined.
00:07:30It takes a lot of hard work to become a client in this business.
00:07:33Mr. Vodafone,
00:07:35we have to find out how to become a client.
00:07:38How to get a reputation.
00:07:39Why should we tell you?
00:07:41You are our competition.
00:07:43Right?
00:07:44Your potential.
00:07:46You become a guru.
00:07:48Make me your disciple.
00:07:51I'm not a bad person.
00:07:53I swear.
00:07:56I swear on my parents.
00:07:58I'm not a bad person.
00:08:01I swear on my parents.
00:08:06Desi Vodafone.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:10I tried.
00:08:11I failed.
00:08:13This is what will happen.
00:08:21Who did I meet today?
00:08:24I'll have to pay the fees.
00:08:27I'll charge him for an hour.
00:08:29I'll pay the fees.
00:08:30I'll pay.
00:08:41Point number one.
00:08:44This is a serious business.
00:08:47Reach on time.
00:08:48Make money with patience.
00:08:51Professional.
00:08:53Point number two.
00:08:56Always give something extra to the client.
00:09:00Which is better than others.
00:09:06Women like honesty.
00:09:09Always be honest with them.
00:09:13Young love.
00:09:14Write in big extra.
00:09:17The happiness of the client is the most important.
00:09:20Never refuse the client.
00:09:22You'll take it repeatedly.
00:09:23This is a business.
00:09:25There is no discrimination.
00:09:27Caste, religion, colour, age, weight.
00:09:33All customers.
00:09:36One thing.
00:09:37Good.
00:09:40That's it.
00:09:41Follow this.
00:09:42Then see.
00:09:43Your name will spread.
00:09:46Because women talk to each other.
00:09:49Right?
00:09:50Not as much as you look.
00:09:54Do you understand?
00:09:55You...
00:09:57Be my teacher.
00:09:59Forever.
00:10:01It'll be fun.
00:10:05Rs. 800 for an hour. Rs. 1200 for two days.
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:16He fixed his fan.
00:10:19He's smart.
00:10:22He has opened 85.
00:10:25Now your fan will be free.
00:10:28And it won't get hot.
00:10:31Keep coming.
00:10:33Many people come here.
00:10:35To get their fans fixed.
00:10:41Listen.
00:10:42Buy a new one.
00:10:43It'll be safe for Sunday.
00:10:44As you say, sir.
00:10:46It's good.
00:10:47It's good.
00:10:56Why did you brake so hard?
00:10:58It's a car, not a horse.
00:10:59You'll hit the brake plate.
00:11:01You drive.
00:11:02Come.
00:11:03I'll show him.
00:11:04Don't shout.
00:11:05This car is under me.
00:11:07I check the oil, oil, oil, everything in it.
00:11:10You don't know anything.
00:11:11You don't know anything.
00:11:13You don't know anything.
00:11:14I check the oil, oil, oil, everything in it.
00:11:16I love my girlfriend more.
00:11:18Ask Mr. Ahsan.
00:11:20Mr. Ahsan.
00:11:22You don't have a girlfriend to compare.
00:11:27Nadeem, you have only one woman in your life.
00:11:30And that is this car.
00:11:37I won't spare Raja's men.
00:11:39They broke my leg.
00:11:41Once my plaster is removed.
00:11:43After that, I'll destroy the car.
00:11:46What is it?
00:11:48Mimba Gandu.
00:11:54Hey!
00:11:58Take out everyone's insurance, Shambhu.
00:12:00Get the head and back insurance too, Mr. Ahsan.
00:12:03You can get hurt there too.
00:12:06Take it out.
00:12:08I don't want to spend a single rupee in the hospital.
00:12:12Men keep getting injured in our business.
00:12:15They must die too.
00:12:22If this is used, people will die too.
00:12:28Get your life insurance policy issued, Mr. Ahsan.
00:12:32If you get hurt, you'll save some money.
00:12:34It's a small benefit.
00:12:36If people die, you'll get more money.
00:12:38It's a big benefit.
00:12:39You can be the beneficiary, Mr. Ahsan.
00:12:42I'm just a woman.
00:12:45I don't know much.
00:12:46You men can decide.
00:12:54Take it out.
00:12:56Take out their life insurance policy too, Mr. Shambhu.
00:12:59What about yours?
00:13:01Get yours done too.
00:13:02Think about the future of sister-in-law and the kids.
00:13:06You don't write someone's name on a bullet.
00:13:09The one who gets hurt will get hurt.
00:13:15Take it out.
00:13:38Take it out.
00:14:09Take it out.
00:14:29C...
00:14:31CA Topper?
00:14:38Yes.
00:14:59I'm actually...
00:15:03...married.
00:15:04Me too.
00:15:08Me too.
00:15:17If I didn't give anything, how can I take it?
00:15:38C...
00:15:41C...
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00:16:05My brother is...
00:16:06It's a shame.
00:16:10It's a shame.
00:16:12Everyone else has a different personality.
00:16:15Some people think with their heart and brain.
00:16:19Like you.
00:16:22And some people think from somewhere else.
00:16:30So?
00:16:32So?
00:16:38You want to continue, right?
00:16:44Yes.
00:16:46You're the CEO, right?
00:16:48Yes.
00:16:50Do you understand balance sheet?
00:16:53Debit. Credit.
00:16:56The client is giving you money.
00:16:59And you're giving her happiness.
00:17:02That's it.
00:17:04Debit. Credit.
00:17:06If you do this, you'll be able to do it.
00:17:09That's how we got hit.
00:17:12You made us jealous.
00:17:14Thank you, Desi Khoda Bhai.
00:17:16Say it again.
00:17:18Vineet Kumar.
00:17:20Desi Khoda.
00:17:22For women.
00:17:24You're helping me for no reason.
00:17:29I'm not helping you for no reason.
00:17:32We're taking the fees.
00:17:35You'll start earning.
00:17:37We'll take the loss.
00:17:39I'll give you the loss.
00:17:41Start first.
00:17:47Did you take the new number?
00:17:49Yes. I'll message you the new number.
00:17:52One last thing.
00:17:55Always carry the protection.
00:17:59I always do.
00:18:03You have to carry that.
00:18:06This too.
00:18:09It's not necessary that every client is good.
00:18:12What if someone is crazy?
00:18:15Criminal.
00:18:17It can be dangerous.
00:18:20Whenever we go to meet a client, we keep this with us.
00:18:23Safety.
00:18:26Did you have this when you came to meet me?
00:18:28Yes.
00:18:30You could've given it back.
00:18:33But I didn't.
00:18:35You look like a simple man.
00:18:38What you're doing.
00:18:41Is it for money or for fun?
00:18:46For money.
00:18:50I knew it.
00:18:54You look like a man.
00:18:57You must be helpless.
00:19:01That's why I wanted to help you.
00:19:04Got it?
00:19:08Don't worry.
00:19:10It'll be done.
00:19:30I'll call you later.
00:19:55Yes Ansal sir.
00:19:57Mishra ji.
00:19:59You have to give the first installment.
00:20:01Remember that.
00:20:04And reply to our messages.
00:20:06Everything will be fine.
00:20:09Is everything okay?
00:20:12Are you getting me?
00:20:14Yes.
00:20:29I'll call you later.
00:21:00Are you okay?
00:21:02Continue.
00:21:24Let dad come.
00:21:26Let's talk today.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:42What happened?
00:21:46I can't find the knife in the kitchen.
00:21:49They have lost it somewhere.
00:21:51Who else will take it?
00:21:53They lost the ball in school.
00:21:55Now there are things in the house.
00:21:58Money grows on trees.
00:22:01You won't get a cake in school from tomorrow.
00:22:03No mummy.
00:22:04What no mummy?
00:22:05It's very important.
00:22:07What no?
00:22:08You won't get a cake.
00:22:09Why are you scolding the kids?
00:22:10This is the knife.
00:22:13You'll get a cake.
00:22:14Don't worry.
00:22:17Where was it?
00:22:19It was under the utensils.
00:22:23I'm hungry.
00:22:24Me too.
00:22:25Right?
00:22:26Let's go eat a burger.
00:22:28Yes.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30I told you.
00:22:32I'm giving CA services to my clients.
00:22:34Freelancing.
00:22:36It's going well.
00:22:38My clients will keep increasing.
00:22:42Keep the money.
00:22:46Slowly I'll pay off all the debts.
00:22:49I told you.
00:22:51I've found a solution to the problem.
00:22:54You're still sitting.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:23:19He's peeing on the road.
00:23:21He's peeing on the road.
00:23:23Catch him.
00:23:25He's throwing garbage.
00:23:27He's a dirty man.
00:23:29Sir.
00:23:30I don't have it.
00:23:31You'll get 5000 for throwing garbage.
00:23:33You'll get 750 for spitting.
00:23:34And you'll get 850 for peeing.
00:23:35Give me 5000.
00:23:37I don't have it.
00:23:38The government is spending so much.
00:23:39It's ruining the city.
00:23:41Will you give me 5000 or should I hit you?
00:23:42I don't have 5000.
00:23:43How much do you have?
00:23:4470.
00:23:45Give me 70.
00:23:46He's throwing garbage.
00:23:48Catch him.
00:23:50Cleaners task force.
00:23:52Government volunteers.
00:23:53Give me the money.
00:23:54He's spitting on the ground.
00:23:55Sorry sir.
00:23:56Spit on his face.
00:23:57You can't avoid saying sorry.
00:23:58Give me the money.
00:23:59I don't have it.
00:24:00Call your parents.
00:24:02The earth is our mother.
00:24:03You're spitting on our mother.
00:24:04He's loving someone with 500 rupees.
00:24:07Get lost.
00:24:08Sorry.
00:24:09I don't have it.
00:24:11I don't have it.
00:24:20Listen.
00:24:21Don't be stupid.
00:24:23For this collection,
00:24:24this side of Noida's line is ours.
00:24:27And that side of the line is yours.
00:24:31We've already discussed this with Ahsan and Raja.
00:24:35And the road on this line,
00:24:37whose is it?
00:24:38We don't know.
00:24:40The public here will give us a fine.
00:24:42This is our area.
00:24:44It's the government's area.
00:24:46We're just fooling around.
00:24:48The public will give us a fine.
00:24:50But where's the public?
00:24:52Everyone ran away.
00:24:53You guys were on this map.
00:24:55We were looking at the map.
00:24:56What were you doing?
00:24:59You're useless.
00:25:01Listen.
00:25:02The road is ours.
00:25:03What did you say?
00:25:06Run.
00:25:07Run.
00:25:08Run.
00:25:09Run.
00:25:10Why are you shouting?
00:25:12The police are here.
00:25:14Run.
00:25:16Run.
00:25:20The police are here, you idiot.
00:25:25You idiot.
00:25:26Don't say that I'm useless.
00:25:28Run.
00:25:29Run.
00:25:30Run.
00:25:31Run.
00:25:32Run.
00:25:33Run.
00:25:34Run.
00:25:35Run.
00:25:36Run.
00:25:37Run.
00:25:38Run.
00:25:47Where are they?
00:25:50Go that way.
00:25:51I'll go this way.
00:25:52Okay, sir.
00:25:56Move.
00:25:57Move, you idiot.
00:25:59Move, you idiot.
00:26:01Where are they?
00:26:02Here.
00:26:05I'm going to kill them.
00:26:07Get off me.
00:26:17Run, dear.
00:26:19Run, dear.
00:26:21Run.
00:26:30Mom, save me.
00:26:32Mom, save me.
00:26:33Mom, save me.
00:26:34Mom.
00:26:35Help.
00:26:36Help.
00:26:41Mom.
00:26:43Mom.
00:26:44Move!
00:26:49Oh man.
00:26:52Hey, that's my phone.
00:26:56Pick it up!
00:26:57Take it out!
00:26:58Damn it!
00:26:59You took my phone.
00:27:14I don't know where he went, sir.
00:27:25Slowly, slowly, Mr. Haider.
00:27:28What if the lungs come out?
00:27:31I don't know, sir.
00:27:33I don't know, sir.
00:27:35I don't know, sir.
00:27:37I don't know, sir.
00:27:39I don't know, sir.
00:27:41I don't know, sir.
00:27:42The lungs will come out.
00:27:47Here.
00:27:49Gone missing.
00:27:54In our area,
00:27:56if anything happens,
00:27:59no matter how many times we run after someone,
00:28:00we'll find you, Mr. Jain.
00:28:04But after I reach Ganna,
00:28:06I'll take you on a ride too.
00:28:08Take my life.
00:28:09You're doubting me for no reason, Mr. Jhaidar.
00:28:14I'm a simple confectioner.
00:28:17Order some samosas and chickpeas with saunt.
00:28:20What will you have, Matthew?
00:28:22We'll have jalebi, sir. You know, sweet too.
00:28:28Nisha!
00:28:39What are you looking at?
00:28:57It's so good when you don't add weight to tasty food.
00:29:0250 grams of samosa adds half a kilo of weight.
00:29:09You're friends with Mr. Gaur, aren't you?
00:29:13I haven't heard from him in a while.
00:29:19Mr. Raja, the police came to the office.
00:29:22They've been interrogating us for a while now.
00:29:25It's getting out of hand.
00:29:28Take a look.
00:29:31Mr. Gaur, after the job was done, I took a rating from you.
00:29:36Five star.
00:29:38You gave it to me, didn't you?
00:29:42So, why did you come to us now?
00:29:45You were also involved.
00:29:47Where else would I go?
00:29:49Mr. Raja, find a solution.
00:29:52It's getting out of hand.
00:29:54The sun hasn't set yet, has it?
00:29:57No, Mr. Raja.
00:30:05No!
00:30:11I shouldn't have told you again and again that it's getting out of hand.
00:30:16If the client gets trapped in our business, he'll get us in trouble too.
00:30:21No need for friendship.
00:30:29Mr. Gaur,
00:30:30Mr. Gaur,
00:30:33sometimes he comes to the shop to buy fritters.
00:30:39That's all.
00:30:42Who told you that it's friendship?
00:30:45There's always news in our network.
00:30:48You must have seen Crime Patrol, Mr. Jain.
00:30:51So, has Crime Patrol ever mentioned any criminal?
00:30:57What are you saying, sir?
00:31:00How are the fritters?
00:31:02The fritters are good.
00:31:05Sir,
00:31:12we won't take money from you, sir.
00:31:15We won't even give you money.
00:31:17Take out your handkerchief, Mr. Jain.
00:31:21You've put on too much chili.
00:31:24Next time, hold your hand.
00:31:26Hold your hand.
00:31:28If Mr. Gaur finds out, I'll tell you.
00:31:31After all, your friend is a loyal customer.
00:31:33Right?
00:31:40Yes, the fritters can be a little hard too.
00:31:44Next time.
00:31:49Hey!
00:31:51Come on, get out.
00:31:53Get out, get out.
00:31:54He's leaving.
00:31:56Dhecha.
00:31:57Yes, Mr. Raj.
00:31:59Take out the plate from the cupboard behind you.
00:32:02He took the steel plate and left.
00:32:04Idiot.
00:32:16Dhecha, what's fresh today?
00:32:20It's a bottle gourd burfi today.
00:32:23Give me half a kilo.
00:32:27It's a new movie, Bindi.
00:32:29Didn't you insist on watching it?
00:32:31Will you come?
00:32:33The evening show, just the two of us?
00:32:36No.
00:32:38I only asked to see your childhood.
00:32:43Look,
00:32:45I didn't tell you.
00:32:46Look,
00:32:50he doesn't think of anything else in life.
00:32:56There's something going on here.
00:32:58It's our business.
00:33:00We'll take care of it.
00:33:01Stay away from your Pallu.
00:33:04You take care of it.
00:33:06No problem.
00:33:08Our Pallu won't tie you up.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:42See you tomorrow.
00:33:47See you tomorrow.
00:33:49See you tomorrow.
00:33:51See you tomorrow.
00:34:16Are you okay?
00:34:17Continue.
00:34:46Let's go.
00:35:17Sir.
00:35:22Greetings, sir.
00:35:25Here's your first installment.
00:35:27It's with interest.
00:35:29And you'll get the rest of the installment on time.
00:35:33Okay? Greetings.
00:35:46My love is a thousand.
00:35:48My world is a thousand.
00:35:50It's pure gold.
00:35:52It's not made of brass.
00:35:55My love is simple.
00:35:57My love is simple.
00:36:00My love is simple.
00:36:02My love is simple.
00:36:05My love is simple.
00:36:09My love.
00:36:14My love.
00:36:17My love.
00:36:20Good Lord!
00:36:22There are so many options.
00:36:25Look at this.
00:36:26So much can be done in today's oven.
00:36:31Can you press all these buttons?
00:36:34Yes.
00:36:35Look at this.
00:36:37Good Lord!
00:36:41I feel like an Ashok.
00:36:44I'm really tired today.
00:36:46Not now, not today.
00:36:52Okay.
00:37:05Mummy, why isn't there an earthquake these days?
00:37:08Why isn't there an earthquake these days?
00:37:13Dear, an earthquake doesn't occur daily even in Japan.
00:37:17Your dad brings an earthquake. With magic.
00:37:21But these days dad is working very hard for the house.
00:37:24So he is not able to bring it.
00:37:26But he will bring it soon.
00:37:29Isn't it?
00:37:33Should I bring more for you?
00:37:35No, I am done. You sit.
00:37:36I will make parathas for you.
00:37:38I have to meet a friend anyway.
00:37:40If you are going then take this cake.
00:37:42There is an order from the bakery.
00:37:55Water?
00:37:57Do you want water?
00:37:58No, no.
00:38:01Should I order something from room service?
00:38:03Tea, biscuits?
00:38:04Don't worry. I am fine.
00:38:14It's the first time.
00:38:18No.
00:38:21I mean it's not the first time.
00:38:25It's the first time after giving money.
00:38:34No, no. Listen.
00:38:36Let it be.
00:38:38Give it to me when I give you the service.
00:38:43Should I switch off the light or let it be on?
00:38:46As you wish.
00:38:50Listen.
00:38:53Will you dance for us first?
00:38:55What?
00:38:57Like the heroes of Hindi movies.
00:38:59Dance?
00:39:02I mean...
00:39:04Will you give me five times of your fees?
00:39:10Five times.
00:39:13Listen.
00:39:15I am completely yours in two hours.
00:39:18I will do whatever you say.
00:39:20I mean I will try.
00:39:34I mean I will try.
00:40:04Tell me your name.
00:40:09Tell me your name.
00:40:11Tell me your name.
00:40:13Tell me your name.
00:40:19I have given my heart with my heart.
00:40:22I have made a deal of love.
00:40:24I have won the game of heart.
00:40:26I have lost the heart.
00:40:27I have won the game of heart.
00:40:57I have won the game of heart.
00:41:27I have won the game of heart.
00:41:57I have won the game of heart.
00:42:22No.
00:42:24Not today.
00:42:28Tan.
00:42:30When you are not hungry, you get hungry, right?
00:42:33It's okay. Eat comfortably.
00:42:35I couldn't stop myself when I saw that box.
00:42:38It's very tasty.
00:42:40I mean I can eat it with my fingers.
00:42:42Where did you buy it from?
00:42:44I didn't buy it.
00:42:46It's from my house.
00:42:48My wife made it.
00:42:50It's very tasty in her hands.
00:42:52I mean she bakes all kinds of things.
00:42:53How does she bake it?
00:42:56Uncle, tell her
00:42:59to add orange and saffron flavor in it.
00:43:03Two drops in half kg.
00:43:05It will be amazing.
00:43:07Whoever eats it will ask for it again and again.
00:43:09Okay.
00:43:16Give me.
00:43:18Five times.
00:43:20I am not forcing you.
00:43:21Give me if you want.
00:43:24You are a very good man.
00:43:26Inside and outside the bed.
00:43:32Thank you very much.
00:43:35Do call me again.
00:43:38This is for you.
00:43:47Money for your cake.
00:43:48I had delivered it on time.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:52Can I say something?
00:43:54If you add orange and saffron flavor in your cake
00:43:59two drops in half kg
00:44:01I think it will taste amazing.
00:44:05Try it.
00:44:07I will.
00:44:09What's the harm in trying something new?
00:44:11I will make it next time.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:19Thank you.
00:44:31What would you like to drink, sir?
00:44:33RC for me.
00:44:35Large.
00:44:37Two large.
00:44:45So?
00:44:48You have learned.
00:44:51If the teacher is good, the student learns.
00:44:54Sir.
00:44:56I am not doing anything wrong, right?
00:44:59I am married.
00:45:01Don't ask right or wrong.
00:45:03The reason you did it was right.
00:45:05The family is already happy, right?
00:45:08The sword has started moving from your head, right?
00:45:11That's it.
00:45:13Let's go.
00:45:15Can you give me some more tips?
00:45:22First understand.
00:45:24What does the client want?
00:45:27Repair it and leave.
00:45:31The client is not there in that one hour.
00:45:34It's a person
00:45:36who is looking for something in another person.
00:45:39Give that.
00:45:41That's it.
00:45:43That's what you have to do.
00:45:45Got it?
00:45:48And we are men.
00:45:50What will we tell you about women?
00:45:53And you men,
00:45:55what will you understand from us?
00:45:57Ask women directly.
00:45:59The more you listen to them,
00:46:01the more you will understand.
00:46:03Do you understand?
00:46:04See you at the top.
00:46:13I know the desires of the heart.
00:46:16This side turns me on.
00:46:18The one with Kasturi brick.
00:46:20Live with your eyes open.
00:46:23I will keep the world at your feet.
00:46:25Wear a red underwear.
00:46:27The superman one.
00:46:29That V-shaped one.
00:46:31V for Victoria.
00:46:33Wear a flowery shirt.
00:46:36Underwear?
00:46:38Underwear? What about that?
00:46:40That's not a answer, right?
00:46:43Strawberry flavor.
00:46:45Banana flavor.
00:46:47I like ripped.
00:46:49Bring four.
00:47:12I like ripped.
00:47:14I like ripped.
00:47:16I like ripped.
00:47:18I like ripped.
00:47:20I like ripped.
00:47:22I like ripped.
00:47:24I like ripped.
00:47:26I like ripped.
00:47:28I like ripped.
00:47:30I like ripped.
00:47:32I like ripped.
00:47:34I like ripped.
00:47:36I like ripped.
00:47:38I like ripped.
00:47:40I like ripped.
00:47:43My clients are increasing.
00:47:45You will never have to think about money.
00:47:48I guarantee.
00:47:50I will give you happiness.
00:47:52I will give you the world.
00:47:54I will give you a bang in your life.
00:47:56I will open all the locks.
00:47:59I will open all the locks.
00:48:01I am Kesar Kashmiri.
00:48:03I will give you milk.
00:48:05I will give you NCR.
00:48:07I will come to you.
00:48:09I will come to you.
00:48:10If you give me a price, I will give you a job.
00:48:13You just have to give me a name.
00:48:16I will give you everything.
00:48:18You won't have to worry.
00:48:20Superman.
00:48:22New Superman.
00:48:24And you have super fans.
00:48:29I think it's happening.
00:48:31Superman.
00:48:33New Superman.
00:48:35And you have super fans.
00:48:40Oh my god.
00:48:42Hey Superman.
00:48:44You have super fans.
00:48:47Hey Superman.
00:48:49You have super fans.
00:48:54Listen girl.
00:48:56Your super man is here.
00:48:59Show me your magic.
00:49:01All the games and toys.
00:49:03I am in your heart.
00:49:05I am in your heart.
00:49:07Break the bed.
00:49:08Heart range is 60.
00:49:10I do business.
00:49:12I am a politician.
00:49:14I serve the society.
00:49:16I come from every brigade.
00:49:18I light up every house.
00:49:20I smell good in every corner.
00:49:22I am the light of the day.
00:49:24I am the fire.
00:49:26I am the snake.
00:49:28I am the killer.
00:49:30I am your super man.
00:49:32Are you ready?
00:49:34Super fan.
00:49:36New Superman.
00:49:38And you have super fans.
00:49:42Wow.
00:49:44Superman.
00:49:46New Superman.
00:49:48And you have super fans.
00:49:52Oh my god.
00:49:54Hey Superman.
00:49:57Your face.
00:50:00Big heart.
00:50:02And magic in your fingers.
00:50:05Hmm.
00:50:07You have magic in your fingers.
00:50:10Ah.
00:50:13If they can kiss outside, why can't I?
00:50:16They think I am a machine.
00:50:22Is sex just to have kids?
00:50:27Think about it.
00:50:29You won't die, right?
00:50:34It depends on you.
00:50:36C.A. Topper.
00:50:38Oh my god.
00:50:44Print C.A. Topper on this.
00:50:51It will print.
00:50:54One hour with me.
00:50:56And the remaining 23 hours with him.
00:50:59He will keep reminding you of me.
00:51:05Thank you.
00:51:10Once he meets you.
00:51:13He can't forget you.
00:51:34Happy.
00:51:36Happy.
00:51:38Happy.
00:51:40Happy.
00:51:42Happy.
00:51:44Happy.
00:51:46Happy.
00:51:48Happy.
00:51:50Happy.
00:51:52Happy.
00:51:54Happy.
00:51:56Happy.
00:51:58Happy.
00:52:00Happy.
00:52:02Happy.
00:52:04Happy.
00:52:06Happy.
00:52:19Come and play with us.
00:52:34Shabti lagi re, aaj kar sab happy happy lagi re
00:52:50Jo chalpani to kahiya, majdaar mera aftar me to
00:52:55Safar ba gaya, safar ba gaya
00:52:59Hai yeh kahi jhapki mein, isbaar silo isbaar huye
00:53:04Shehar aagaya, shehar aagaya
00:53:07Yeh kya hai? Sir yeh sarkari office hai
00:53:09Saare paanch ke baad mai koi kaam nahi karta hu
00:53:11Uske baad meri personal life hai
00:53:13Ab isse rakhiye, mai kal leta ho na
00:53:29Suresh ji, yeh roo mata ji ke liye hain
00:53:32Unke aisharbaad se bohot aa raha hai
00:53:37Hey, success ki tadmo pe bhappi shabti lagi re, aaj kar
00:53:42Sab happy happy lagi re
00:53:46Koi dekhte humko mushkil kyun bhappi bhappi lagi re, aaj kar
00:53:52Sab happy happy lagi re
00:53:56Khushiyaan bahi khol ke jhappi shabti lagi re, aaj kar
00:54:01Sab happy happy lagi re
00:54:05Aaj kar
00:54:06Sab happy happy lagi re
00:54:11Khaan nahi khaaya?
00:54:16Khaana antazaar kar rahi thi
00:54:19Tum aaj kal bada late aate hain
00:54:22Sorry, yeh lo
00:54:42Tumhaar liye kuch laaya hu
00:54:46Kya?
00:54:48Do?
00:54:51Aas
00:54:55Yeh badi mehngi hogi na
00:54:59Toh utaar do?
00:55:21Aaj kal
00:55:26Bahot change hogaya
00:55:29Hmm?
00:55:31Jab se naya kaam shiru kiya hai na
00:55:34Sab badal sa gaya hai
00:55:38Tum jo bhi kar rahe ho na
00:55:41Theek hi kar rahe hoge
00:55:45Karte raho
00:55:49Hmm
00:55:52Bas wohi plan hai
00:56:11Sir, yehi ki tip miliye
00:56:13Dalat kaam ho rahe hain yaha
00:56:15Chalo, raid maa chali
00:56:21Chalo
00:56:31Chahiye humaari car ke pehte lag rahe the
00:56:32Okay
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